#📬 asks

[bumbledblogging]

hey guys! This is rodimus!

good morning, rod .

ignore the alcoholic in the back bitchin' in my damn audial to take the mirror down. he's depressed, an alcoholic, & self - conscious, damn, a triple threat . anyways, let's stop twalkin' about Terrible Teebs , my stupid stray cat dat won't leave . . . & start twalking about- .... um.

.... .... alpha 😼 . <- dats me, by da way :]

. . . & i Ain't twalkin' about DA PRIME 😎.

... again. it's . it's ME, baby, it's . .. it's literally me ( 😐 . ) how much longer do i have to emphasize this- are yew STUWPID ??? TINK MUCH, AFTHOLE? with your BRAIN MODULE??? USe IT-- 💢💢

/ ref i censored bcs idk 😭😭 i just love this meme

swerve can't hear you asking for a refill for the 10000000billionth time for the 10000millionth hour because he's busy listening to Be An Alpha song on loop bass boosted, &, yes, he thinks it's the coolest shit ever

[lsk3075]

midnight

Ah… that’s right.

You remember…

Midnight.

Back home, midnight was the only time you’d ever get any peace.

When your family was asleep.

When your friends were online.

When you could sit in silence with a book in your lap, or perhaps stargaze from your window, or listen to the pattering of rain as you closed your eyes with a smile.

Midnight was cold.

But you’ve always liked the cold.

Back home, you loved standing out in the streets at midnight.

Gazing at the stars.

Breathing in the fresh, cold air.

It was lovely.

It was peaceful.

…

…

…

Do you miss it?

[crossphine]

This isn’t an ask but I literally love the way you write omfg

OK BYE HAHSHAD

I’M ONLY SEEING THIS NOW AAAAAAAAA—

Thank you??? So much???? It means a lot — you have no idea! 😆��

[seelestia]

Aughh the Aventurine x bodyguard reader food 😩😩🙏🙏I need a part 2

THE FOODDDD ���� i honestly didn't expect anyone to ask for a part 2... but i have to gauge how many people would be interested in it first. so dw, i'll keep it in mind! as for now – since we can consider the gambler & knight post as a meal somewhat, have a snack in the form of text messages! (i tried emulating his canon texting style, can u tell.)

[ note: messages were made using this site! the creator also has a kofi if u'd like to show some support ‹3 ]

⎯ exhibit A: his favorite employee

⎯ exhibit B: aftermath of a deal gone wrong

[yanderedazai]

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[songbirdmunson]

The great divine blessed Eddie with a long tongue to torture us.

yes. yes. YES.

long and it’s pierced, and he’s so skilled with it. goes down on reader for hours, and he’s an expert at it flicking it against them just right so their legs are shaking and they think they’ve seen god. (also he would kiss them after, running his tongue against theirs to let them have a taste.) and he’s always sticking it out at you, smirking when you get flustered because just the sight of it sends you into a complete frenzy. 😵‍💫

[kaymarie-bell]

Furby with dead battery: chirp chirp demonic wailing

Child Mallues: Ah yes, just like the inescapable cycle of live and death and watching loved ones depart

According to the Furbish language dictionary:

1. Sleep / 2. Good night

Someone help me name the Furby 🌻

First part

[lilac-dreamxxz]

hey lilac ! how ya been doing ? uhmm , when you open the recs again , can you pls make me some pink n white names n bios with a coquette concept ? sorry if i got a little flustered writing this , im not 2 good at english yet + english is not my 1st language .

well , besides that ; i hope youre very healthy n pls know youll be my fav till forever , ok ? and , no worries if you cant do this req ♡

🌸 HAVE A CHERRY BLOSSOM BCUZ YOURE THE BEST BYEEEee * cutely runs away , falls n dies *

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AHHH CUTESTT !! thankk youuu <33

i'm doing great , thank you for asking !! i hope you're good too ^^ .

here is your request - click here

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[yeagerxrobotics]

"Up and at 'em. We have activity."

“ Optimus, please just take me with you. “

He pleaded with the Autobot leader. His chest, no his entire being, felt like it was being torn in two as he watched the Prime jettison himself off into the unknown.

Why did it hurt so much …

       why …

              why …

He’s gasping awake at the sound of Ghosts words, not having realized he had fallen asleep in the first place. It had been months since Hong Kong, months since coming back to the U.S. and living life on the run; months since Prime-

Cade forced himself to sit up, rubbing a hand against tired eyes before taking in their surroundings. He looked gaunt, the hollow ache in his chest the only thing that kept him going. When was the last time he ate? When was the last time he even felt like eating?

“ TRF or Cemetary Wind, ” was the only response he afforded the triple changer as he hoisted himself onto unsteady legs.

[bumbledblogging]

"as a medic what's your frame types and genders?"

" oh- ! my- ,,, my frame type ? that's a -! a good question! um- well !! i use he / him pronouns, but if you want to call me by anything different, i really don't mind ! i'm a mini - bot, so i'm a- , i guess a,,, Bit on the . . smaller side, i suppose, & i- ,, i consume a ... a tad more sweets than i should,, so my- i suppose my fuel tanks aren't really the,, they aren't exactly the size they used to b-"

" N O T . PURPLE. anything BUT purple. i FRAGGIN' DESPISE THE COLOR PURPLE. not the organic movie, though, i love that scrap. really sad for like 2 hours. fraggin' fantastic. BUT THE COLOR PURPLE ( color ) fragging DISGUSTS me, it's DISGUSTING !! purple WANTS to be BLUE sO B A D , but it CAN'T. because it's stuck as STUPID PURPLE!!! && because it's stuck as stupid purple, it's SELF - CONSCIOUS, && tries to convince BLUE that BLUE is the stupid one, but GUESS WHo's PURPLE? not BLUE!!!! here's some free advice, shitlips, if you're purple, 1, ask primus why he hates you, 2, get a paint job, && if 2 doesn't work, then resort to 3, JUMP OFF A - "

" . . . Frame* types . not your Favorite types, soundwave . & that's a rather Shallow & odd thing to specify , sir ,,,

maybe if you didn't Interrupt me while i was SPEAKING, you would've understood the question BETTER . . . - but Nooo, let's just all babble over bumblebee today! actually, scratch that, let's just senselessly squabble over all of his DILLIGENTLY WRITTEN, NO RECHARGE IN FOREVER, DOUBLE - SPACED, BETA READ, 190 BILLION PAGED PRE-WRITTEN SPEECHES that i've worked TIRELESSLY to perfect -- "

the bots continued to babble over the other, both with grandiose senses of self - importance, & both failing miserably to realize it. blitzwing soon joins in to make it a 3 man circus of morons because he's purple, & frankly, insulted . but also kind of just pissed about soundwave ripping off his favorite insult, & he didn't even add a creative little flare! just sliced the pizazz right in half! ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES !!

[lsk3075]

Hm, don't worry! I'll help you find her, okay?

Do you remember where she was last? Did she tell you if she was leaving?

“̸I̸…̶ ̶I̵ ̵r̷e̷m̶e̴m̸b̸e̷r̷ ̴w̵a̸t̶c̶h̷i̷n̴g̶ ̵h̷e̸r̵ ̴s̸n̸e̸a̵k̷ ̷o̷u̵t̴ ̴r̶e̵a̸l̶l̵y̴ ̴l̴a̶t̵e̸ ̶a̴t̴ ̴n̸i̸g̶h̷t̷…̵ ̴s̷h̴e̶ ̴w̴o̶k̴e̴ ̴m̵e̵ ̸u̸p̸ o̶n̵ ̵a̷c̵c̶i̸d̴e̵n̸t̶,̶ ̶a̵n̵d̵ ̴I̶ ̴f̷o̶l̶l̴o̶w̷e̴d̵ ̷h̴e̵r̸,̵ ̶r̴e̸a̴l̷l̸y̶ ̶s̸n̶e̷a̷k̴i̶l̵y̴!̸ ̴A̸n̷d̴ ̶t̴h̵e̷n̷,̵ ̷I̸ ̸s̴a̸w̷…̴”̷

All of a sudden, his words get even more distorted than before. You listen closely, trying to decipher what he could be saying, but it’s no use.

��̴—̵s̵o̵ ̷I̴ ̴w̶a̸n̵t̷e̸d̷ ̵t̵o̴ ̷f̶o̸l̶l̸o̷w̵ ̶h̶e̷r̵…̷ ̶a̷n̸d̸ ̸n̶o̸w̶…̸ ̶I̴’̵m̴ ̵h̸e̵r̶e̷.̷”̶

…

Ah… wait a minute…

His story, it… reminded you of something.

…

…

nrwmrtsg.

…

What does that mean…?

Maybe you should stop and think.

Note: decode the text and send it (either through asks or a reblog) in blue to take a moment to think.

[crossphine]

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥

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[yanderedazai]

Seriously-,, how many Dazais even are on this damn site??? What's your thing?

☆× ( @chuuya-w8nebitch )

A thing? I don't have a "thing" as you call it, chibi~

[dashing-melody]

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[carnivorousyandeere]

idk why but i love the idea of a Yandere x Tsundere!Darling type of pairing... especially if the Yandere is one of those "i know what is better for you" type of yans (Like Marcus, Wisteria, Penny or Isla)... doesn't matter if they actually know for real that darling is into them/reciprocates despite denying it, or if they're just delulu about it all, or if (god forbid) they actually BELIEVE that the tsun!darling isnt into them and decides to take matters into their own hands (they do know that their tsun darling will be much happier and less snappy once they're together after all... right!?) 😭 omg

I love Darling being tsundere towards their “totally-normal love interest,” only for their feigned distaste to become real hatred as the yandere, fooled by their Darling’s tough façade, reveals their true colors as a desperate last bid to have their Darling to themself…

Darling, internally— “I really did like you before, but now— now I can’t even look at you. Can’t believe I was so stupid as to fall for someone so horrible, can’t believe you had me fooled. Can’t believe I thought you actually liked me back. This is all for you, not for me. You just want to own me, to have me to soothe your feelings. You don’t care about me at all.”