#💥anon

[hazbinshusk]

I’m pretty sure I’ve read one of your one shots that mention Blitz wanting to just lay his head in reader’s tits, so…ya know- why not give the man what he wants with #13 on the kiss roulette? Him just burying his head in reader’s chest and either seductively or just sleepily or cozily just presses a kiss to them? also! If you don’t mind could I possibly be 💥 anon?

of course you can! I'm sorry this has taken me so long to get to. I firmly believe that when it comes to women blitz is a tits man, so I am always happy to write that part of him :) welcome to the family💥 anon!

prompt #13: a kiss on the chest.

You smile to yourself as you scratch your nails around the base of the spikes at the back of Blitzø’s head, enjoying the soft, rumbling purr that vibrates from him and into your chest. He’s laying on top of you, the blankets pooled at the bottom of the bed. His hips are cradled by your thighs, his bare skin tickling against yours. He’s dressed in an oversized t-shirt and briefs and you were dressed the same, but he’d urged you out of your shirt as soon as the two of you had woken up.

“Anyone ever tell you you’re basically a housecat?” you ask quietly, affection plain in your tone. “But like… way horny?”

He snickers into your chest, his chin resting on your sternum. His hands are cupping your breasts, squeezing them gently in an almost idle way. You jump as his thumbs brush over your nipples, and he grins. “You can talk.”

You roll your eyes, watching his tail wave back and forth contentedly. You let your eyes drift closed, sighing happily at the sensation of his face lifting from your chest so he can dust soft, fleeting kisses over the flesh. His lips are warm and the kisses are surprisingly sweet, the way they usually only ever after when he’s so high off the post-sex happy that he forgets to be detached.

His sharp teeth whisper against the sensitive flesh of your breast, tracing lines over your skin. It makes you shiver, as does his fingers returning to your nipples. Blitzø continues to press soft, open-mouthed kisses over your breasts, stopping occasionally only to bump and rub his forehead against your sternum in a way you could swear is affectionate. Your fingers circle around one of his spikes for a moment before scratching at the base of his skull, and his purring grows louder.

“Blitz…”

“Shh,” he hushes you almost dismissively. “’m busy.”

You gasp as his lips close around your nipple, his forked tongue flicking over the hardened bud. He snickers quietly, suckling gently at your nipple for a moment before releasing it, returning to pressing kisses over the flesh.

“You’ve got…” your eyes close, lips parting with heavy breaths as his ministrations continue to set shivers along the middle of your back. “You’ve got work, Blitz.”

He shakes his head, swirling his tongue around your other nipple. “Shut up. Don’t care.”

“Blitz…”

He sighs, resting his chin on your sternum again and arching an eyebrow at you impatiently. You jerk as he cups your breasts again and pinches both your nipples once more. “You wanna be boring and responsible or do you wanna get fucked until your brain stops workin’?”

He presses his hips into yours pointedly, and you whine quietly. Needily.

“That’s what I fuckin’ thought.”

“God, I hate it when you’re cocky.”

“No, you don’t.”

“Yeah, I do,” you tease back, stroking your hand up over one of his horns. “But I’ll still fuck you.”

“Yeah, you fuckin’ will,” Blitzø laughs, giving your breasts a final squeeze before planting his hands on either side of your head so he can lean up and capture your lips with his.

send me a prompt and either husk or blitzø

[mcyt-fictives]

headmate culture is hearing them play monopoly and uno EVERY. DAY. and with that comes a lot of... suggestive bets

also having the memories of playing uno forming as it's happening but you're in math class is a very surreal experience

(also sorry i haven't been here in a while, i've been trying to focus on myself and trying to cope :3) -💥

Who won? /j

Man that sounds crazy. I hope that all went well.

Yes take time for yourself and practice healthy coping mechanism! This blog is to help, no one is expected to keep sending asks. :) glad your here though!

-Xylo

[stephennglass]

ur so pretty stevie :(((

- 💥

Thanks, i’m taking a dump :-D!

[xx-w0rlds-0k4y3st-f4g-xx]

what was the last song you listened too that you would consider a favorite?

-💥anon

this one

(atlantis by noah gunderson and phoebe bridgers)

[hotpinkboots]

When the when when

-💥

the when but i and then the she and suddenly i just the when and

[best-detective-since-sherlock]

Wow, You're just like the others HAHAHA!! You're just like the people you investigate on!!

Horrible and pathetic!

Oh the irony...

- 💥

(wait are we actually doing what 🎐 anon did with the Riddler acc? 😦)

I. Am. Not.

I am not a criminal!

[anonsona]

whagts yuor guys favorite color??

I likk pin k and gren :3 -⭐️🐟

i like pink. suds likes the whole rainbow! -🧼🤍

if this is directed at the characters, lucky likes turquoise and forest green! if it's not directed at the characters, i like mint green.. -🍀🍞

Purple and green, baby! - 💥

RED IS SUPER.AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S LIKE ME! I also like turquoise reminds me of water -🦀🪡

[ontosgold]

ryomina.

RYOMINA !!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[tra1nchi]

🌷anon's request was so yummy, I love gay 4 pay, you should make another one of that but they ask for like 500 dollars cause they want a new game or something but the higher the prices the kinkier the sex

- 💥

Why did I get so many reqs of these two lmao?? MINORS DNI!! top male reader,,Voyeurism,,crying,,bj

They both couldn't deny that they wanted to go back to you,,Kai was straight forward,,noticeably flirting with you while felix stayed more reserved,,only shyly sticking to your side

They wanted to get a new video game,,but since they just paid their rent,,the two boys were out of money again!! They of course went to you,,but this time with little to no reluctance,,

Felix was on his knees infront of you,,kissing up your cock,,Kai was tied up in tight robes right next to felix,,he was being a brat with demanding more money then both of the boys actually needed,,

Felix seemed so hyperfocused on your cock,,his cheeks flushed red,,his eyes blurry with tears,,tasting your salty pre cum on his lips while all that rung in his ears were his soft whimpers and his best friends muffled grunts,,

Kai's cock was pressed up against his tummy,, a ballgag shoved in his mouth,,he only seemed to calm down when he felt your hand in his hair,, just like a little puppy!!

Forcing felix to play the game you already both for them both while you fucked kai right beside him,,his hands squeezing onto the controller as he tried to lock in but all he could feel was kais overstimulated hands grasping at his arm!!

Making them both kiss while kai rides your cock,,his bounces growing so sloppy as he grows closer to cumming,,his hand tightening on Felix's cock!! "Mhh~! Gonna cum!" Kai grunts out into felix's lips as they both cum together on your cock <3

Even as they both panted from their release,, you didn't stop thrusting into kai,, hitting his prostate so perfectly as his back arched,,going for round after round,,they did ask you for alot off money after all,,

[calithso]

Real I’ve been hibernating these last couple days tbh— Anyways i stumbled across something— any thoughts feelings and opinions on muzzled Yae Miko? Or yukong?

I seem to have a strange affinity for old fox women—

—🪼

i was going to reply and say i agree like a normal person but then i remembered i'm an artist

i 100% agree.

[stimkydukc]

oh, so the tumblr ceo decided to lead with the wile e coyote bullshit instead of any of these supposed more serious threats because ???????????????????

i see now. thank you anonymous tumblr user; i am sure you are very unbiased, especially since the only threat i can think of on my page is my "hate trans people? kill yourself" post

i wonder why you might consider that a threat!

i wonder i wonder i wonder

(edit: added image description)

[ragnarokhound]

hey wife. happy (late) valentine’s day!

Here’s a new crack jaytim scenario: Tim moves into a new apartment but can’t be bothered to build his bed frame. He hires a task rabbit and Jason shows up. Cue meet cute/dirty dirty sex/both/etc

Could also have an epilogue where jason hires a taskrabbit to kill the joker. It is Gotham, after all!

hello my love U_U it's been far too long - happy valentines to you too! <333

Oh my god. I hadn't heard of task rabbit before now. I'm delighted by this, it's so 'plumber comes to clean my pipes ;)))'. 'Task rabbit comes to build my bed, then [redacted] me until I [redacted] all over [redacted]'.

Tim's working from home, he's got this huge project that he's crunching for, but he's also just moved and hasn't had the time to unpack or anything. Handyman Jason gets booked by this well-off shut in, experiences a full 'bitch, you live like this?' moment that has Tim flushing in embarrassment but also indignation. 'Come on man i JUST MOVED'.

For extra goofs and a cuter, slower burn, their first meet cute is more a meet ugly. Tim tries to hire a different task rabbit handyman to come in for the bookshelf he can't figure out (he's got another deadline), then for the bathroom sink when it's suddenly fucked (no idea what to do, he could figure it out but at what cost), and then for the fucking hOLe iN thE CEiLiNG thAt oPEnS UP (they said it was an old building but COME ON) - but it's ALWAYS JASON. EVERY TIME.

By the third time, Tim is resigned to always getting laughed at behind his back by him, esp because Jason is good at everything so fuck it. FUCK IT. Meanwhile, Jason is thinking 'i can fix him' 'and also his apartment' every time he comes over. I like to think that the first time they kiss, Tim has called for help doing a two-man job - but not through the service. Jason gave him his personal number ;)

[ozzgin]

Hello,, I've been a silent spectator for a while, liking and reposting everything that makes my heart and lower heart flutter in excitement ✨

I also really love your silly posts and I'd like to join your group of anonymous horny spectators, that scream at you in excitement for your wonderful fantasy monsters <3

May I be your 🌚 (pervert moon) Anon? :)

Ps. I hope you'll have a wonderful night filled with sweet dreams ✨

It is my pleasure to have you and everyone else in this family, anon. Speaking of everyone else...

I have included some of the anon proposals in this post, just as a way to keep things somewhat organized within the household.

To ☁ anon, I thank you for the recommendation. I have never heard of this Epic; I'm an old man, you must understand. All I have as a reference when it comes to Homer's Odyssey is the book itself. It's nice to know it has a musical adaptation

💕 anon, feel free to speak your mind. You'll notice most people don't exactly hold back here.

👁 anon, have a good day. Skibidi toilet rizz.

🔮 anon, if you look closely at my tray of cookies, you will notice I've included a little surprise. The future is now.

💥 anon, rest assured, your spark has not been taken. Maybe don't stand too close to the furniture, though.

Lastly, a rather fun coincidence to see two dragon anons. 🐲 and 🐉? Is that how it works?

It should be rather obvious that I'm also grateful for everyone's kind words. If I'm slow to answer or scatterbrained, my awkwardness is to blame. Pretend I'm a goldfish who requires a little extra patience to cooperate. It does its best.

[stephennglass]

stevie baby sam ain't good enough for u lemme take her place i don't attempt murder and i am completely legal !

-💥

Whys everyone hate my girlfriend so much.

[directorlyric]

Waiter waiter ! More winterfrost pleez !! 😇

I MUST FEED THE MASSES

[hotpinkboots]

Ermm hi :3 *breaks into your house and steals your couch*

-💥

NO I'M SITTING ON THAT RIGHT NOW PUT IT BACK 😭😭😭