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melie. 18. she/they. lesbian. adhd. autistic. leo. infp. marvel. hunger games. percy jackson. stranger things. harry potter. wednesday. a perfect princess(at least, i will be).

👾 this is basically my diary

👾 i will post original content but they'll be like diary entries

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👾 lw: 169.4

👾 cw: 170.6

👾 gw1: 160

👾 gw2: 140

👾 gw3: 120

👾 ugw: 100

[ozzgin]

I had some funny brain rot I needed to share with you for this October/Halloween season 😏

Imagine a dullahan who will let you borrow his pumpkin head to go trick or treating with (he takes you around the neighborhoods on his horse), but he couldn’t find it this year, or it got destroyed. So instead he gives you a giant dick-squash to carry your candy 😘

Don’t be shy. Draw a nice fat cock again ☺️

-👘

content: gender neutral reader, mention of pumpkin genitals

Pumpkin Assistant is always at your service. A humble butler to all of your needs and wishes, their greatest fear is not being able to fulfill their duty towards you.

Imagine their terror when you approach them with a request: to use their head as a trick or treat basket. Mind you, the matter itself would be trivial, you see, if it wasn't for the fact their head is currently missing. It must've rolled away when they were in the middle of, uh, serving you.

A true, proper assistant does not have words of refusal in their vocabulary. Thus, your headless beloved has to improvise rather quickly. If they must, they will not hesitate to go for unexpected, creative solutions.

You're observing the night scenery when they finally hand you the basket. You hold it in your lap, distracted, mumbling a quiet thank you before you resume your lazy sightseeing. Your fingers run across the object; the ridges, the curves, it all feels familiar indeed.

Not in the way you'd expected, however. Your eyes shoot down, and your mouth parts at the obscenity you've been flashing to everyone on your path.

"The children," you cry out, scrambling to hide the phallic jewel. "We're in public, for Christ's sake!"

"Have you not held it in public before too, my Dear? It was rather recent, if I recall correctly. We were-"

"Ride in silence," you demand, lowering your head in shame.

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[fumikomiyasaki]

👘: to help them wear the kimono- Leroy Shu and Hoshi Flynn please this is Perfect For the These two

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Despite Nanoya having helped him for this Occasion a lot in the past, Flynn was determined to attempt to wear a kimono on his own. He picked a pretty fancy one in a catalogue but as the bird tried to pull it up he noticed a few problems... his wings and also how he is gonna keep everything up... it annoyed him mildly untill he heard a faint knock at his dress up room.

"Flynn? Are you doing alright?"

"My dear Iolite... don't worry about me, it just might take a tad longer."

"I can always help you, you know?"

He sighed... maybe it was time to give himself defeated.. or play it off... as he told Hoshi to come in he pulled the kimono around him in a more seductive manner.

"I wouldn't mind if you also touch some spots during it... my dearest."

Hoshi sighed and helped him tug it up. "Nice try to distract but for now I want to go to the festival a bit more than indulge you in this."

Flynn gave a firm nod and helped reach his arms in ways Hoshi could clip his sleeves together so his wings still had breathing room... it was harder than anticipated.. but with the sash tied, with the robe put in place and the scarf around him he made quite a gentlemanly figure.... especially with that hat as he bowed down before him.

"Splendid, mom amour. Now I feel ready for it but my... I couldn't even get a good look at you... you look lovely, my dear."

Hoshi noticed the crow trying to playfully nibble at his neck... before slightly pushing him away.

"You know a bite will be seen?"

"I can always give you my scarf <3"

"No thank you... or maybe not yet."

He offered his arm... taking Flynn out to see a new kind of night light for him. He still took a picture to let Nanoya know he finally did wear it before walking off with Hoshi to the festival.

Meanwhile Leroy who had the same intention to go to that festival thought he was better than this... he thought anime and some guides tought him enough how to put a Kimono on but... here he was his sash loosely cause it wouldn't fit well as he looked down in his underwear with a sigh.

"I should have asked Mythra before this."

His sigh was quickly heard by his boyfriend who waited a little impatiently in front of the room.

"Should I come in and help?"

"Please yes... I am going mad about this."

Shu came in... having a light blush looking at Leroy... after all he was only standing there in underwear with the robe loosely over his shoulders... him growing red too... yet Shu approached him with a soft smile to calm him.

"I think your tail struggled more being in the way... I got another one that might be better."

He took another Kimono from the bag on the bed and slid it over Leroys shoulders yet feeling his arms around him again the chameleons tips of his hair grew a bit pink and rosy.

"Didn't know it was that easy to get you emberassed that its that far..."

"S-shut up... I... just can't hide it well."

"Its kinda cute. <3 "

Leroy sighed enduring this till Shu tied the sash and was all done with him...

"This one has another problem though... the sleeves."

"Don't worry, they will not be heaty... they give you enough air."

"If you say so..."

He looked into the mirror and smirked.

"You were right though... it does suit me.... and my tail has more freedom too."

He pointed at the hole in the back of it... with a genuine smile as Shu put his arms on his shoulders leaning over to give him a small kiss.

"It be fun... lets go for now... I still want to get the opportunity to catch goldfish before they are gone."

"Carefully Leroy... you still need to learn how to walk in it."

And so Leroy almost tripped out the room but at least holding hands with Shu he was soon save to walk with him without much troubles.

[astrxlfinale]

Text < Caelus! > from Lil Gui

GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩❗️❗️ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉🐉🐉💦💦💦💦. And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means, you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 It's time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS 🧧💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visit 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Reblog to show this to your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ 🍑👏🏼🥴Hit 🍑👏🏼🥴that LIKE 👍🏼 and ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

Text < Caelus! > from Lil Gui

Happy Lunar New Year~ :P

Familiarized in this particular jingle would be that of a face he's always eager to see. Just as he got back onto the express from a Belobog excursion. His hair mildly dusted with snow and a slack jawed yawn escaping as he quickly perks himself back up. "N' just what the hell has she been up too? Lessee here."

After another roll of the shoulders, a swift hand would quickly pluck that indestructible cellular from his pocket. Curiosity burned bright within his mind as the familiar screen lit up before him, a few subtle shifts of the thumb immediately drawing up her text message, just in time as he stepped up into the kitchen for a snack.

...To think that snack would have many connotations in this particular moment.

QIPAO SLUTS.

..Why did his eyes draw to that first?

There's a pause as he abruptly coughed his shock out, physically, spiritually and metaphysically caught off guard as his eyes briefly bulge. Wait, no damn way, was he high? Did some of that snow dust have some sus things applied to it!? That gloved grip upon the phone tightened as reality gradually returns to him, doubly prompting Caelus to forward stare right at that screen with a new score of vigor.

' Reblog to show this to your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 '

THIS. WAS. NOT. A. DREAM.

That once composed shock led to his mouth falling agape again during this raunchy rendition of the Luofu's new year wishes. This in turn was leading to a bigger question, as such brazen, distracting text would get anyone stunned!

Only to be hit with the ':P' face at the end of it all.

"......That Gui!" Teeth gritting, embarrassment fresh, that mind of his laser focused onto this moment. The questions spiraled within and the urge to just get to the bottom of this..!

..NOT THAT BOTTOM.

Certainly charged as a priority within his mind! Was this mere some chaotic text? A way to rile the mind for a hell of a good laugh? Unsurprising if it was honestly, but, but, on the off chance this was some coded means of flirtation on the other hand? ..Was it normal to count it as that? His face scrunches as a tint of crimson briefly overtakes his cheeks. By no damn means did she find herself partnered up with a quitter!

Text < Firecracker > from Caelus?

OH NO YOU DON'T. >:[

YOU THINK THAT FACE IS GETTING YOU OUT OF THAT ONE?

What kind of fireworks here was the.. plan exactly? I AM looking at this right??

RIGHT?

Also what do those specific characters mean there?

Better yet! Just cause we went on a ghost journey doesn't count for SUPERSTITIOUS SLUT status.. Does it?

...

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@anrupanshi

[callmefoxypepsi]

ORIGINALLY A HUA CHENG BIRTHDAY PRESENT but I always forget I have tumblr woopsies

👘 ENROBED TEMPTATION: In which Hua Cheng tries to distract Xie Lian by dressing into various robes and a calligraphy practice soon turns heated.

Rated: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxi

Relationships: Huā Chéng/Xiè Lián (Tiān Guān Cì Fú)

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Now with ART by the lovely Saawek (link in the author's notes!)

[queenxfthedxmned]

@thefvrious​​ sent:   👘- Our muses bump into each other at a small town festival/fair. River/Ivy

this was ivy’s favorite time of year, especially when the pumpkin patches and fair’s came to town.  having no one to go with — she decided on attending alone.  as she walked around, looking at artist’s booths and what they had to offer — one in particular caught her eye, she continued walking with her eyes trained on the art before smack, she collided head on with the person in front of her. “shit, sorry.” the brunette looked up, smiling at the other before her.  he certainly was cute, and if she had to bump into anyone she was thankful it was him, only she’d hoped he was kind enough not to be too mad. “i’m sorry, i was just looking at the art from this booth, i guess i got distracted.” she chuckled a little, shrugging.

[two-evil-tails]

👘(for miles?)

I have never seen you before.

//👘- Our muses bump into each other at a small town festival/fair.

Miles huffed, pushing himself through between the laughing people. He hated crowded places. The fox felt quite uncomfortable as his paranoid mind kept making him imagine someone sneaking at him from behind and stabbing or shooting him while staying completely unnoticed.

The only thought of that scenario made the royal advisor even more panicked and angry. How did he even end up at such loud and obnoxious place? Why, by accident of course. One small mishap with Star Posts experiment and there he was, stuck in the crowd of sweaty drunk laughing people. Disgusting. 

It took the moebian some time to finally exit into the clearing. He took a short breath there, before continuing his walking. Though he seemed to be quite distracted still as he didn’t even notice someone approach him. Someone who suddenly bumped at him with force. With a small shudder Prower looked at that person with his usual ice cold stare.

“Do you mind?”

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Kid-E-Cats: Pirate treasures. Adventure for kids

Kid-E-Cats: Pirate treasures. Adventure for kids

Game Kid-E-Cats: Pirate treasures. Adventure for kids là dòng game AdventureEducation

Giới thiệu Kid-E-Cats: Pirate treasures. Adventure for kids

Kid-E-Cats were watching cartoons about pirates adventures and created new kids games. Three Cats start their expedition to find pirate treasures! Put away old boring toys. Do you want to swim on a ship to find pirates gold and to try real pirate adventures? Download these learning games for free and prove, that you are a real treasure hunter! Three Cats invite you to the exciting adventure! ☠️ Three Cats are swimming to the pirate lands! ☠️ ⚓ Funny learning games with the characters from Kid-E-Cats cartoon ⚓ Pirate adventures and puzzles for kids ⚓ Many levels to find treasures and sea battles ⚓ Find pirate treasures and favorite toys ⚓ Exciting entertainment for toddlers for free ⚓ Unique and simple gameplay for kids ⚓ Choose pirate costumes for favourite characters from Kid-E-Cats cartoon ⚓ Puzzles and adventures for boys ⚓ Dress up games - entertainment for girls ⚓ Possibility to play without internet 🎲 Three cats roll the dice and dig out treasures. 🎲 Who is the luckiest treasure hunter? Roll the dice and dig! It is not so simple to find treasures. On the playing field there are a lot of places where gold could be hidden. Some places could be found only from second chance. Crabs and turtles are running, to distract a player. And other pirates are also looking for treasures. Find all the treasures earlier than your opponents! ⚓ Three cats are looking for treasures of drawn ships. ⚓ Between treasure islands there are dangerous coral reefs, that damaged ships with treasures. The chests from these ships are swimming on the surface. Some of them are empty, and some contain gold. Try your luck, guess where treasures are hidden! 👕 Three cats are trying new cool pirate costumes. 👘 Candy, Cookie and Pudding choose their own bright pirate costumes. This game is interesting not only for girls. Dress up games are games for everybody. Players like to choose stylish costumes! Game contains a variety of stylish hats, bandannas and tricorns. Additionally to hats there are exciting captain costumes for boys and pirate dresses for girls. Candy, Cookie and Pudding invite to take part in an exciting adventures at the treasure islands! Play with all family members! Toddlers as well as adults will like this game. Play with your favorite characters from Kid-E-Cats cartoon whenever and wherever you are even without internet!

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[sword-and-lance]

👘

👘- A memory associated with an article of clothing they have

((Takes place a bit after 3.3-ish.))

—

She knew she should just repair the damned thing. But…the more she looked at it, the more she was reminded of how she had failed.

There was still a good deal of damage to the white scaled armor, and now it had a good deal of wet still on it, too, from where she had been pacing in the snow near that mass grave and desperately demanding answers for why why why from a Crystal that no longer cared to speak to her. (If she hadn’t abandoned Her before, when she thought they were all going to die…she absolutely would have later, the moment she realized that one of her only friends had been so cruelly murdered while she was busy.)

There was an acrid taste in her mouth at the thought, and the dark soul crystal attached to her whispered madness in her metaphorical ear and sent her vision spinning, but she just swallowed and waited it out and finally stood, picking her battered chest-armor up off of the table. She knew it was stupid, that she shouldn’t get an entirely new set just because she couldn’t handle it anymore with the old one--it was weak of her. But...she had screwed up and Solveig was gone, and even if she repaired this gear, it was so inextricably linked to death and pain and that terrible dragon that she wouldn’t be able to get the thoughts out of her head if she wore it again.

They were just memories. But memories were powerful things, distracting things, and she couldn’t afford those distractions when she kept fighting.

(When...not if.)

(Why stop now? Make the world bleed for what it did to us.)

She turned, and finally put it down for good in the armoire as she clenched her jaw and felt her eyes burn. She would move forward. She would move forward.

(They will all pay.)