sword-and-lance
sword-and-lance
Burned But Not Buried This Time
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iiiiiiiit's Merry, your local angry aromantic ibexgator. The queer furry in tech that everyone warned y'all about :D On AO3 under the same name, just with underscores. Header art by guttertongue (tumblr/twitter)! Icon by DrGriswald (twitter)! This used to be an XIV blog lmao but NOT ANYMORE I GUESSI do post 18+ shit sometimes you be warned PLEASE fuck off if you're a minorI block heavily and often do not test me lmao
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sword-and-lance · 9 hours ago
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The other reason I'm generally annoyed with the "Abolish X" crowd who actually DO mean "abolish X" and not a watered-down version is that ime they very rarely have fully thought out the implications of what they're demanding and then get angry when other people ask about it.
"Family abolition means completely removing legal ties for family units and allowing all children the choice of where they live" okay. So if I see a three-year-old throwing a fit because she doesn't want to leave the park, and I go over and tell her if she comes home with me she can stay as long as she likes and then we'll get McDonald's on the way home, that three-year-old should have the ability to make that decision? The parent or guardian has no legal recourse to stop me from taking her? Cause if the answer's no, that's not abolition, that's reform baby!
"I'm done talking about what we'll do with rapists and murderers after we abolish prisons, it's all anybody ever wants to talk about!" Well yeah man! 98% of people just interpreted your words as "we're going to let murderers roam around killing people at will"! You need to explain very clearly what plans you have that will stop them that aren't incarceration or you're not going to make any headway! And if your answer involves any form of "well of course SOME people can't be allowed total freedom" - that's not abolition, that's reform baby!
I'm not even gonna touch the number of people who think we should abolish the police and replace them with what are essentially roaming squads of vigilantes dispensing "community justice", whatever the fuck that means.
Like these aren't "gotcha" questions, they're legitimate problems you're going to have to contend with. And if you wave away all these questions with "you're just making up ridiculous scenarios" and "we'll think of something to fix that once we destroy the current system", then yeah actually, I DO think you care more about sounding radical than about making any kind of change.
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sword-and-lance · 11 hours ago
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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop
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sword-and-lance · 1 day ago
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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know
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sword-and-lance · 2 days ago
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... nah
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sword-and-lance · 2 days ago
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there are a lot of undiagnosed adults out there but i do think it's a shame that we've reached a point where having hobbies and interests past the age of 20 is seen as a touch of the tism. i know many older adults who suppress all their childish desires and throw out all their old toys and for what. are you scared of being 'weird' ? who give a shit.
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sword-and-lance · 3 days ago
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Our night blooming cereus is blooming tonight.
Rare occurrence.
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sword-and-lance · 3 days ago
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shoutout to these Laha's i never finished
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sword-and-lance · 5 days ago
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I love when I’m watching a tv show that’s supposed to show me something futuristic and sci fi and it’s just this stuff glued to something else
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Like you can’t fool me. That’s my friend the tube. We are well acquanted
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sword-and-lance · 6 days ago
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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person
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sword-and-lance · 7 days ago
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hydraulic engineering
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sword-and-lance · 7 days ago
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Sorry, did you say you cut into your foot to find the glass that was still embedded there??????
Do you. Genuine question. Do you have some life circumstance that prevents you from just. Going to the doctor???? Was there a reason you didn't. Consult a medical professional????
Straight up didn't consider it tbh didn’t seem like a big deal
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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A Wild Turkey takes suet from a birdfeeder in the eastern United States.
photograph by Courtney Celley | USFWS
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week
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sword-and-lance · 8 days ago
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Purple Harlequin Toad
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