#🐷 anon

[ask-ikepriemma]

emma it's been a while and i have this question...

ever heard of a honey pack? it's for the...yk...👀 (enhance performance and can go on many rounds), search it if you want-

you should definitely be doing it with luke 🫣

here's a scenario i imagine:

in the cake that he made, you sneakily pour that 'special' royal honey onto it and immediately run away. then luke comes back and decides to eat his own cake as he notices the honey spread in his cake but he thought it was just a regular ordinary honey and so he eats his cake anyway, he wouldn't even say no to honey since he obsessed with it. after he ate the cake, there's nothing happening to him at first. but little did he know minutes later, while he's just minding his own business. he's suddenly feel something weird in him. his face extremely flushed, sweating intensifies, his mind became clouded, him breathing heavily, his eyes droop and looked high, and last but not least his wood got hard to the point it looks like a fishing rod or a sword...and in order to fix this, he immediately thinks about YOU being the solution to this and so he went in search to go find you, you're probably hiding somewhere and once he found you...oh boy...this is where the continuous intercourse starts, so you imagined the rest of it and i bet y'all kept doing it til your legs broke 🤭. (you need a wheelchair for that as a requirement-).

im too shy to tag luke for this eofmekdn 🥹.

seriously i missed you so much, please take care of yourself 🥺🫶🏼.

- 🐷 (it's obvious that it's me-)

Ah, Piggly, it's been a while. Hope you are doing okay ^w^

So you speak of the "forbidden honey," huh~? And on Luke, no less.

Well, let's just say that this "forbidden honey" is locked up and stored away now for ~personal usage~ but you speak of my first attempt at it quite well; how did you know~? ;)

[l3v1uhthan]

“are you a game controller? because i can't stop playing with you and press your pressure points to win the game (the buttons) 😉”

(this can also work with the toy pick up line-)

okay nvm this is a cringe pick-up line i made up 😬

- 🐷

Smooth, but no thanks.

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is turning off who you follow and not reblogging agere stuff because you know people will find it weird

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[sea-lanterns]

want to see ur spotify wrapped pls 🦄

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I’m too embarrassed to show my top 5 songs, but here are my top 5 artists and total minutes listened:

…One of the artists is not like the other 😅

[tasteleeknow]

My favourite Minho to think about is a shy little babie Minho in love, I mean come on, is that not the cutest thing you could ever imagine.

Like, you catch him staring and he lets out a shy little giggle with a pink hue on his cheeks. You'd just be unloading the dishwasher talking to about nothing and everything, he'd take the few steps it takes to be in front of you, grab your face and give you a big ol smooch on your cheek cause youre just so cute he cant help it.

He's trying to get better at expressing his emotions, good or bad, but still, telling you just how much he adores you and is grateful that you're with him, is difficult. So it becomes your favourite bed time story, pretending to be asleep when he spills his emotions about you out. It's sort of like practise to him, talking about his love for you with you in his arms, he hopes one day he's ready to say it when you're awake and to your face. But you've already heard it all, all the stories about when he first realized he was in love with you, or when his friends adored you just as much as him that he had to keep you around. You'd never tell him that you were in fact awake all those nights, you let him have is moment. But it still makes your hear soar.

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pain

came up with this scenario earlier with @rachalixie but like you crawl into bed with him one night after he's showered and he smells so nice you bury your face in his neck and start kissing and kinda sucking at his skin and he's a little taken off guard and he gets the red ears but then the next night you do the same... and the next.... and the next... and then one night as you're crawling into bed he tilts his head back to bare his neck in preparation and you're like what are you doing and he looks at you a little confused like what do you mean what am i doing... our routine

just reminded me of this ask.. very soft

[gender-mailman]

Hey im not good at um empathy (?is that the term) or comforting but your a super cool being and i don't know why people feel the need to hate on someone especially for the identity (I'm anti harassment so this goes for a lot of things) i hope this makes you feel better

-🐷

It does make me feel better <:) thank u

[planet-dusk]

hi i hope i can become a new anon :D

i’ve just been having so many thoughts about changbin being so rough w u especially in front of the other members and fucking u wherever in the dorms , and everyone else doesn’t bat an eye but rather eggs him on to go faster or get their hands on you too

hope i can be 🐷 !

the idea of changbin being so rough but whispering sweet praises in your ear at the same time... he would love to show you off 😵‍💫

[deepdarkdelights]

You are so amazing and talented!! Just wanted to drop this here and bugger off 💜💜💜💜💜💜 haven't been able to write to you in forever so I thought I'll just leave this here. Hope you're doing amazing!! -🐷

Stop this is so sweet and kind thank you so much 😫💜💜💜

It's so nice to see you again dear, I hope you are well and I would love to hear from you again 💜

[jayflrt]

hi i really love your fics 😭😭 and i was wondering if i could be ur 🐷 anon ! i was wondering if i could also be added to ur taglist for your starbucks au

(cont.) OH MY BAD I DIDNT SEE that u werent making a taglist IM SO SORRY!!

hello hello !! hope your day/night’s been going amazing <33 i’m so honored thank you ! :’) yes of course you can be 🐷 anon 🤩 also no worries!! HAHAH also i’d need your username anyways if i were to add you 🧎‍♀️

[asksebs]

I'm going to flash you. For the third time

- Arnold wimskins 🐷🌺

I’m going to respectfully refuse!

Hope this helps.

[ask-ikepriemma]

hey emma, i have this advanced gift for you

*approaches her and gives her the mini box, which the pheromone perfume is inside*

have you ever tried using that? i heard it'll make you smell good so why don't you try it on? 🫣

and it has a 'special' effect on people, also it suits your scent pretty well 👀

you're welcome 😏

- 🐷 (hehehe...HEHEHE-)

Hello Piggly~! Ah, a pheromone perfume :o

I never owned any until I got to the palace. I didn't really think it would work. I mean, I know aphrodisiacs work, but in perfume?? Haha...

. . .

Oh my, I suggest you only put a spritz of that perfume unless you want multiple princes following you everywhere @-@

[l3v1uhthan]

anyways-

LOOK RURI CHAN IS THERE- *points far away behind him only to see it nothing, smoothly rizzes him up by tilting his chin to look at me as i smirk*

*didn't last long as i laughed so hard and pushed him away, mentally cringing lol*

BRO THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR I KNOW YOU HAVE MC AND THE OTHERS- *i said as i raised my hands up in defense*

(dw this is satire even im cringing-)

- 🐷 (😀🔫)

sorry anon i genuinely have NO idea how to freakin respond i jsut got home from a very long trip to walmart and dollar tree/ooc

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is when ur mindset isnt like the usual childlike,cutesy, innocence etc but instead you will talk to stuffies and baby talk and have an “illogical” or “childish” mindset all the while swearing etc. relating more to arlo dittman or cTommyinnit - 🐷

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[sea-lanterns]

Hi could I be 🐷 anon?

I was wondering how you make such a pretty theme? From your colorful letters to the banners, it just looks like you put A LOTTT of work into it 😭 but the effort makes it looks so nice too

tho i just read around, i still want a pretty homepage, preferably w the sunset flag colors😏

thanks!!

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Wow, the pig emoji looks terrifying up close. Thank you for choosing an emoji of one of my greatest fears 😨 (Joke)

In all seriousness though, thank you for the compliment on my theme. I’ll be honest, this isn’t my best work in terms of editing, as I could do way, way better (I used to edit Wattpad book covers back when I wrote on there) so this theme could be improved in the future :)

[tasteleeknow]

Are we still allowed to discuss the epitome of sluttiness that is lino and the zipper shirt ™? Yes? Good cause I had more thots about it.

minho’s about to leave for a work trip and is packing his bag. What he doesn’t realize til he gets to the hotel the next day and opens it up, is that you’ve hidden polaroids you took of yourself wearing the shirt™. With each photo, you’ve unzipped the shirt more and more, revealing just little more skin every time. Oh my are you in trouble when he calls the second he finds your little surprise.

buuuut what if you send him photos while he is away wearing the shirt?? Again, pulling the zipper down just a touch more every time. Until you pull the shirt aside a little and what? Would you look at that, you got your nips pierced. That boy would be frothing seeing that. Would gain a superpower in that instant and levitate to you, to suck your tits dry. To make you cum, cum, cum and cum again with just touching your tits.

That leaves you wondering why you ever thought teasing that man would be a good idea? Cause you know he’d get back at you tenfold. Edge you til cried out in frustration. ”Oh you don’t like this? I thought this was what we did now” that little ahole would snicker and then pull the piercing with his teeth, only to let go and make the jewellery snap back and sting a bit. But since he is the ever so loving partner, he’d put his mouth on you again, to sooth the ache he caused.

I was supposed to attack you back with changbin thots but look at me 😫 stuck in minhos web of babe-ness

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💀 everyone look away

why did i not think about wearing the shirt for him....

i realised after posting zipper that there was a zip at the bottom of the shirt too ya know the ones that can zip from the top and bottom and meet in the middle. wearing those types of shirts without a bra.. unzipping at both ends so like essentially all your skin is visible except your tits. slapping his hand away whenever he reaches for them. even as he's fucking you, you don't give in, watching as his eyes fix on where they're nearly bouncing out of the shirt. then he's begging. "let me see," he gasps. "they're mine."

[the-real-dickmaster]

Adam have you met prominent celebrities in Heaven? Like famous people who have died

“Yeah, but the only famous person that matters is me.”

“There was also this guy who died about two years ago. He claimed that since he had abolished all governments, he was gonna take on the Kingdom of God.”

(( 🐷👑🎗️. Rest easy buddy 🙏))