#🐷 anon

[jamdoughnutmagician]

Yay! I’m happy to hear that!

I don’t know if you want to do angst but always to have a happy ending. 🥰 so this is about eddie x plus size reader. Reader does have one hate nickname is princess.

“Princ-“

“Don’t you called me that! I hate “princess”, I mean there no such a fat princesses but stupid skinny ass. Just- please don’t called me that”

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Sorry this took a little while to write, and I hope I got the gist of what you wanted with this!

Not A Princess

Eddie Munson x Plus Size!Reader

Eddie Munson Masterlist

Sometimes you looked at Eddie, in all his tall and lanky, but lovably goofy glory and questioned yourself about why he was with you. He could have his pick of literally any girl he wanted, the cool alternative girl with the nose ring at the record store who's always stealing sly glances at him when she thinks you're not looking, any of the school's flouncy cheerleader princesses,so why was he wasting his time with you. You weren’t oblivious to the disapproving glares that the people of Hawkins threw your way when you went hand-in-hand with your boyfriend through the streets. The town’s resident freak and the chubby girl who went almost everywhere with him.

You wish you could say that their harsh, judging glare didn’t hurt your feelings, that what other people thought of you didn’t matter, but that’s easier said than done when the eyes of everyone in the town you called home looked at you like you were beneath them.

You lay pressed up next to Eddie on the couch in his quiet little trailer, his dark, wild curls wrangled into a little bun at the nape of his neck, a few loose curls falling around to frame his face. The only sounds are his nimble fingers plucking the strings of his acoustic guitar before twisting the pegs to tune it to his liking. He's so effortlessly boyish, his oversized Metallica shirt hanging off his lithe body, and the dim light from the lamp on the end table casting his lightly freckled features in a wash of warm yellow light. He deserves to be with someone who doesn't attract disapproving stares everywhere they go.

You're brought out of your quickly spiralling thoughts by his calm and steady voice.

“You're awfully quiet over there, what's going on with you, hm Princess?”

There's that pet name. The pet name that just somehow never feels right to you, despite how sweetly it spills from his lips.

“I wish you wouldn't call me that.” You sigh softly.

“What? Princess?” Eddie asks, a look of confusion drawing across his face as his eyebrows pull together.

“Yeah, that.”

He sets his guitar down, fully turning his attention to you. His big brown eyes soften when he looks at you.

“I thought you liked me calling you pet names..”

“I do..It's just…” You huff softly, taking a moment to gather your thoughts. “There are no princesses like me, Eddie.”

“What are you talking about?” He asks, the pull of confusion still clear on his features.

“Princesses are small, and dainty..” the word skinny goes unspoken, and yet it still hangs loudly in the quiet air. “When have you ever seen a fat princess?”

You'd made your peace with your body a long time ago, but that didn’t mean that there weren't times when you wish you could stop the self-critical gnawing in your brain. Your conscious thoughts were ready to tear your appearance apart piece by piece.

“Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White..even Ariel, and she was half-fish for christ’s sake.” you burst out exasperatedly.

Eddie takes both your hands in his, pressing a delicate kiss to your knuckles.

“..They’re also cartoons, sweetheart. You can’t hold yourself to the same standard as someone’s fuckin’ drawing. You know I love you just how you are, I don’t need you to be anything other than yourself.” he says honestly, bringing you into the safe embrace of his arms, before letting his lips kiss into the soft brush of your hair. “But if it bothers you all that much, I promise I won’t call you princess anymore.”

You glance up at him from within his hold.

“From now on you’re my sweetheart.”

Something about the way the word sweetheart sounded in his voice just sounded right. You would happily be Eddie’s sweetheart any day of the week. Your heart was as sweet on him as his was on yours, and you were forever thankful to have found a love so pure and true with a boy like Eddie.

[ventismacchiato]

I love when u do little side smau's like the gojo one or the oikawa one apart from the usual scara

-🐷

omg thank you 🤗 in da clerb we all mentally ill and in too many fandoms

[quackity1999]

[A red pop up with golden embellishments appears]

Hullooooo, Quackityy, long time no shout. How's it goin'? How's The House goin'? Has it put enough people in debt to satisfy yourself yet?

Anyways politics aside, genuinely how the fuck are ya? It's been a bit since we took down the egg, and I wanted to know if it had any lingering effects on you. For scientific reasons. Totally not because I care.

— Tech, your loyal frenemy

Sent from my Samsung Smart Trashcan™️

( @bacon-n-canabananalism )

[ quackity startles— and then his expression falters into a scowl once he recognises the border of the pop-up. ]

jesus fuck, porkchop.

i was gunna say you could've just shown up to my office, then i remembered i'd rather not have a hulking pig in here. my reputation has to stay clean. anyway, um. things are . . going. it's still a solid escape from all the wars and political violence, so.

a business meeting a day keeps the bombs away.

the egg didn't do shit to me. well— not that i know of. i already have everything i need, i didn't need a string of vines and whatever whispering about ultimate power. i got that stuff in my pocket, y'know. besides, you and i both know we don't give a shit about eachother. just because i used you to fuck up bad's whole cult thing doesn't mean i'm gunna send you a bouquet of gratitude.

[ with that, he flicks the pop-up into thin air. ]

[ask-ikepriemma]

emma it's been a while and i have this question...

ever heard of a honey pack? it's for the...yk...👀 (enhance performance and can go on many rounds), search it if you want-

you should definitely be doing it with luke 🫣

here's a scenario i imagine:

in the cake that he made, you sneakily pour that 'special' royal honey onto it and immediately run away. then luke comes back and decides to eat his own cake as he notices the honey spread in his cake but he thought it was just a regular ordinary honey and so he eats his cake anyway, he wouldn't even say no to honey since he obsessed with it. after he ate the cake, there's nothing happening to him at first. but little did he know minutes later, while he's just minding his own business. he's suddenly feel something weird in him. his face extremely flushed, sweating intensifies, his mind became clouded, him breathing heavily, his eyes droop and looked high, and last but not least his wood got hard to the point it looks like a fishing rod or a sword...and in order to fix this, he immediately thinks about YOU being the solution to this and so he went in search to go find you, you're probably hiding somewhere and once he found you...oh boy...this is where the continuous intercourse starts, so you imagined the rest of it and i bet y'all kept doing it til your legs broke 🤭. (you need a wheelchair for that as a requirement-).

im too shy to tag luke for this eofmekdn 🥹.

seriously i missed you so much, please take care of yourself 🥺🫶🏼.

- 🐷 (it's obvious that it's me-)

Ah, Piggly, it's been a while. Hope you are doing okay ^w^

So you speak of the "forbidden honey," huh~? And on Luke, no less.

Well, let's just say that this "forbidden honey" is locked up and stored away now for ~personal usage~ but you speak of my first attempt at it quite well; how did you know~? ;)

[l3v1uhthan]

“are you a game controller? because i can't stop playing with you and press your pressure points to win the game (the buttons) 😉”

(this can also work with the toy pick up line-)

okay nvm this is a cringe pick-up line i made up 😬

- 🐷

Smooth, but no thanks.

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is turning off who you follow and not reblogging agere stuff because you know people will find it weird

- 🐷

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[panyanamiken]

hi nanaminnnnn,,,, if u were a marvel character which one would u be??? or just any superhero in general

– 🐷 (idk if this is taken or not)

I want to say something sensible, like Wolverine or Captain America, but being one with Venom could be amusing. Just for a day.

Realistically, I’d say Wolverine.

[sea-lanterns]

want to see ur spotify wrapped pls 🦄

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I’m too embarrassed to show my top 5 songs, but here are my top 5 artists and total minutes listened:

…One of the artists is not like the other 😅

[gender-mailman]

Hey im not good at um empathy (?is that the term) or comforting but your a super cool being and i don't know why people feel the need to hate on someone especially for the identity (I'm anti harassment so this goes for a lot of things) i hope this makes you feel better

-🐷

It does make me feel better <:) thank u

[jamdoughnutmagician]

Ahhhhhh omg I love this so so so much!! Thank you for taking my request 😘 eddie is such a sweetheart 🖤

-🐷

Oh that's great! I'm so glad I was able to do it justice for you!

[ventismacchiato]

i just realized how much you put into each swy chapter compared to btl and jptp😭 i was rereading both and most chapters were like 10 photos no text, you've truly spoiled us 😞

-🐷

lowk that was also cus i didn’t know how to add more than 10 back then LMAO i’ve improved be spoiled guys 🗣️

also omg u reread 🙈🙈

[quackity1999]

Ooc: Hey man, you need a Sapnap or Karl? I gotchu, dawg. Just explain them a lil bit and I can write them. Prolly, anyway -🌀

[ OOC: you sound like sapnap already /lhj

though as a general sort of statement, whenever there are ppl who wanna write a canon character anon, i always always try to get in contact w/ the writer. its better to samepage for lore, analysis, etc rather than assume (this is me saying: HI DM ME LETS FIGURE SMTHN OUT)

i also wanna say that it's easier to have people write for my blog via asks rather than making a blog of their own. if that makes sense. i'd prefer to have anons rather than seperate blogs (mainly cuz it helps with lore + consistency + keeping shit in one place rather than me checking other blogs and hoping theyre staying accurate to my q's lore BAHAHA. it is stressful sometimes im Sory </3)

anyways aside from that IM LISTENING HELLO. i'm more than happy to send lore and details and general ideas in dms. as well as going over blog rules. woohoo!

at the minute, the canon characters we have:

tubbo ( @bee-pboop + @bee-pbop / 🐐 ) wilbur ( @bloodofghostbur / 🟣👓 ) tommy ( @t0m-1nn1t ) purpled ( @ourpl3d /🪻🛸 ) hoax ( @hoaxedhoax / ♾️🪞) laverna (🍹) foolish ( 🦈 ) niki ( @nikiskingdom / 🕊️ ) skeppy ( @wcrldssmallestviolin ) eret ( @the-regretful-ruler )

OH & techno ( @bacon-n-canabananalism / 🐷 )

NOTE: i know the amount of blogs listed make it look like i'm open to more blogs being made / added but. im looking for more anons LMAO. blogs are stressful

anyway okok. there's also redacted anon, sparky anon, and some others who kinda add to the general ambience of LN. if theres anyone im forgetting please Kill Me. but i think. like. that's it?

plus there's a writer coming in to portray schlatt. and they are so fucking talented i've written pumpkinduo w/ them before so. trust 😎

ANYWAY. i am still hoping for dream, karl, sapnap, and a few others to throw into the cast. so :3 hai !!! dm me and we can yap about lore and figure out stuff. easy peasy. just stick to sending anons and we'll be golden ]

[ask-ikepriemma]

hey emma, i have this advanced gift for you

*approaches her and gives her the mini box, which the pheromone perfume is inside*

have you ever tried using that? i heard it'll make you smell good so why don't you try it on? 🫣

and it has a 'special' effect on people, also it suits your scent pretty well 👀

you're welcome 😏

- 🐷 (hehehe...HEHEHE-)

Hello Piggly~! Ah, a pheromone perfume :o

I never owned any until I got to the palace. I didn't really think it would work. I mean, I know aphrodisiacs work, but in perfume?? Haha...

. . .

Oh my, I suggest you only put a spritz of that perfume unless you want multiple princes following you everywhere @-@

[l3v1uhthan]

anyways-

LOOK RURI CHAN IS THERE- *points far away behind him only to see it nothing, smoothly rizzes him up by tilting his chin to look at me as i smirk*

*didn't last long as i laughed so hard and pushed him away, mentally cringing lol*

BRO THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR I KNOW YOU HAVE MC AND THE OTHERS- *i said as i raised my hands up in defense*

(dw this is satire even im cringing-)

- 🐷 (😀🔫)

sorry anon i genuinely have NO idea how to freakin respond i jsut got home from a very long trip to walmart and dollar tree/ooc

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is when ur mindset isnt like the usual childlike,cutesy, innocence etc but instead you will talk to stuffies and baby talk and have an “illogical” or “childish” mindset all the while swearing etc. relating more to arlo dittman or cTommyinnit - 🐷

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[tinyowlet]

Ronans a reely cool name!!!!! -🐷

thank you :]]