#🐷 anon

[ventismacchiato]

I love when u do little side smau's like the gojo one or the oikawa one apart from the usual scara

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omg thank you 🤗 in da clerb we all mentally ill and in too many fandoms

[quackity1999]

[A red pop up with golden embellishments appears]

Hullooooo, Quackityy, long time no shout. How's it goin'? How's The House goin'? Has it put enough people in debt to satisfy yourself yet?

Anyways politics aside, genuinely how the fuck are ya? It's been a bit since we took down the egg, and I wanted to know if it had any lingering effects on you. For scientific reasons. Totally not because I care.

— Tech, your loyal frenemy

Sent from my Samsung Smart Trashcan™️

( @bacon-n-canabananalism )

[ quackity startles— and then his expression falters into a scowl once he recognises the border of the pop-up. ]

jesus fuck, porkchop.

i was gunna say you could've just shown up to my office, then i remembered i'd rather not have a hulking pig in here. my reputation has to stay clean. anyway, um. things are . . going. it's still a solid escape from all the wars and political violence, so.

a business meeting a day keeps the bombs away.

the egg didn't do shit to me. well— not that i know of. i already have everything i need, i didn't need a string of vines and whatever whispering about ultimate power. i got that stuff in my pocket, y'know. besides, you and i both know we don't give a shit about eachother. just because i used you to fuck up bad's whole cult thing doesn't mean i'm gunna send you a bouquet of gratitude.

[ with that, he flicks the pop-up into thin air. ]

[ask-ikepriemma]

emma it's been a while and i have this question...

ever heard of a honey pack? it's for the...yk...👀 (enhance performance and can go on many rounds), search it if you want-

you should definitely be doing it with luke 🫣

here's a scenario i imagine:

in the cake that he made, you sneakily pour that 'special' royal honey onto it and immediately run away. then luke comes back and decides to eat his own cake as he notices the honey spread in his cake but he thought it was just a regular ordinary honey and so he eats his cake anyway, he wouldn't even say no to honey since he obsessed with it. after he ate the cake, there's nothing happening to him at first. but little did he know minutes later, while he's just minding his own business. he's suddenly feel something weird in him. his face extremely flushed, sweating intensifies, his mind became clouded, him breathing heavily, his eyes droop and looked high, and last but not least his wood got hard to the point it looks like a fishing rod or a sword...and in order to fix this, he immediately thinks about YOU being the solution to this and so he went in search to go find you, you're probably hiding somewhere and once he found you...oh boy...this is where the continuous intercourse starts, so you imagined the rest of it and i bet y'all kept doing it til your legs broke 🤭. (you need a wheelchair for that as a requirement-).

im too shy to tag luke for this eofmekdn 🥹.

seriously i missed you so much, please take care of yourself 🥺🫶🏼.

- 🐷 (it's obvious that it's me-)

Ah, Piggly, it's been a while. Hope you are doing okay ^w^

So you speak of the "forbidden honey," huh~? And on Luke, no less.

Well, let's just say that this "forbidden honey" is locked up and stored away now for ~personal usage~ but you speak of my first attempt at it quite well; how did you know~? ;)

[l3v1uhthan]

“are you a game controller? because i can't stop playing with you and press your pressure points to win the game (the buttons) 😉”

(this can also work with the toy pick up line-)

okay nvm this is a cringe pick-up line i made up 😬

- 🐷

Smooth, but no thanks.

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is turning off who you follow and not reblogging agere stuff because you know people will find it weird

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[sea-lanterns]

want to see ur spotify wrapped pls 🦄

🐷

I’m too embarrassed to show my top 5 songs, but here are my top 5 artists and total minutes listened:

…One of the artists is not like the other 😅

[gender-mailman]

Hey im not good at um empathy (?is that the term) or comforting but your a super cool being and i don't know why people feel the need to hate on someone especially for the identity (I'm anti harassment so this goes for a lot of things) i hope this makes you feel better

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It does make me feel better <:) thank u

[tasteleeknow]

Hi honeypie mrs Minho. Can you tell your mans to give me back mine? Like what the hell 🙄

-🐷

i cannot my love im sorry he's just a grabby guy i won't change him

[tinyowlet]

Ronans a reely cool name!!!!! -🐷

thank you :]]

[ventismacchiato]

i just realized how much you put into each swy chapter compared to btl and jptp😭 i was rereading both and most chapters were like 10 photos no text, you've truly spoiled us 😞

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lowk that was also cus i didn’t know how to add more than 10 back then LMAO i’ve improved be spoiled guys 🗣️

also omg u reread 🙈🙈

[jayflrt]

hi i really love your fics 😭😭 and i was wondering if i could be ur 🐷 anon ! i was wondering if i could also be added to ur taglist for your starbucks au

(cont.) OH MY BAD I DIDNT SEE that u werent making a taglist IM SO SORRY!!

hello hello !! hope your day/night’s been going amazing <33 i’m so honored thank you ! :’) yes of course you can be 🐷 anon 🤩 also no worries!! HAHAH also i’d need your username anyways if i were to add you 🧎‍♀️

[ask-ikepriemma]

hey emma, i have this advanced gift for you

*approaches her and gives her the mini box, which the pheromone perfume is inside*

have you ever tried using that? i heard it'll make you smell good so why don't you try it on? 🫣

and it has a 'special' effect on people, also it suits your scent pretty well 👀

you're welcome 😏

- 🐷 (hehehe...HEHEHE-)

Hello Piggly~! Ah, a pheromone perfume :o

I never owned any until I got to the palace. I didn't really think it would work. I mean, I know aphrodisiacs work, but in perfume?? Haha...

. . .

Oh my, I suggest you only put a spritz of that perfume unless you want multiple princes following you everywhere @-@

[l3v1uhthan]

anyways-

LOOK RURI CHAN IS THERE- *points far away behind him only to see it nothing, smoothly rizzes him up by tilting his chin to look at me as i smirk*

*didn't last long as i laughed so hard and pushed him away, mentally cringing lol*

BRO THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR I KNOW YOU HAVE MC AND THE OTHERS- *i said as i raised my hands up in defense*

(dw this is satire even im cringing-)

- 🐷 (😀🔫)

sorry anon i genuinely have NO idea how to freakin respond i jsut got home from a very long trip to walmart and dollar tree/ooc

[age-regressor-culture-is]

agere culture is when ur mindset isnt like the usual childlike,cutesy, innocence etc but instead you will talk to stuffies and baby talk and have an “illogical” or “childish” mindset all the while swearing etc. relating more to arlo dittman or cTommyinnit - 🐷

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[asksebs]

I'm going to flash you. For the third time

- Arnold wimskins 🐷🌺

I’m going to respectfully refuse!

Hope this helps.

[sea-lanterns]

Hi could I be 🐷 anon?

I was wondering how you make such a pretty theme? From your colorful letters to the banners, it just looks like you put A LOTTT of work into it 😭 but the effort makes it looks so nice too

tho i just read around, i still want a pretty homepage, preferably w the sunset flag colors😏

thanks!!

🐷

Wow, the pig emoji looks terrifying up close. Thank you for choosing an emoji of one of my greatest fears 😨 (Joke)

In all seriousness though, thank you for the compliment on my theme. I’ll be honest, this isn’t my best work in terms of editing, as I could do way, way better (I used to edit Wattpad book covers back when I wrote on there) so this theme could be improved in the future :)