#♾️🪞 anon

[quackity1999]

I think of everyone in Las Nevadas like dogs.

Foolish a golden retriever. Abounding in excitement, unfocused, and gentle despite his size and ability to harm. Too trusting.

Causing problems when he's not on a tight leash.

Hoax is like a shelter dog. Anxious. Watching the door and your hand with a distrust and a consistent bark. Give them time, and they'll give up on digging at the fence, pushing back. All the others did.

Fundy is like a stray. A mutt, digging for scraps of affection and approval and yet biting hands that get too close. Unpredictable and in the same beat easily herded.

Laverna is quiet, perhaps a basset hound. They could still bite you, but they haven't yet. They're herding the others, and sniffing out the problems, and all they ask for in return is a bowl with their name on it.

Purpled's a terrier. Not much else to say there. As long as you keep him trapped in his rabbit tunnels, you'll be fine.

Slime is like a puppy. A new puppy. All fresh eyed innocence, and yet he knows what goes on in your house more than all the others.

Sam is an Alsatian. War dog. Built to defend. But he was already trained long before you gave him a collar.

What're you going to do when they learn you're just as edible as the table scraps you feed them?

. . . hm.

fuck it, i'll bite back. everyone here knows how to in some way. i mean, las nevadas tends to be a dog eat dog world. right? :]

guess it's more fun to be the owner when the dog never wanted to leave the pound.

[birdbrain-npts]

The Shifting Mound [STP] ID Pack

Pt: The Shifting Mound [STP] ID Pack /end pt

Names: Adonis, Anubis, Bacchus, Change, Dear, Demeter, Dionysus, Fragile, Grace, Hades, Infinite, Janus, Ker, Keres, Many, Morgan, Morrgan, Morrígan, Multi, Multitudes, Osiris, Pan, Phanes, Princess, Royal, Shift, Thanatos, Truth, Vessel

Pronouns: all/alls, change/changes, death/deaths, divine/divines, fragile/fragiles, grace/graces, infinite/infinites, life/lifes, mound/mounds, multi/multitudes, multitude/multitudes, princess/princess', royal/royals, shift/shifts, slay/slays, truth/truths, ♾️/♾️s, 👑/👑s, 🔁/🔁s, 🕊️/🕊️s, 🪞/🪞s

Titles: prn who contains multitudes, prn who shouldn't be mourned, prn with a gentle heart, prn with countless hands / faces, prn with many vessels, the former / once princess, the fragile vessel, the god [ dess ] of truth / life / death / change, the princess, the shifting mound

Gender: Pluralslaycessic, Gynefluid, Alexigender, Pariestix, Khaosgender, Oceanfluid, Deathian, Beogender, Duopelgender, Existerra, Girlloopia, Lifevoidian, Girldead, Revealove, Finalitum, Killica, Princess System

Other ids: Slaypricolosec, The Princess, Idenshifter, Dissodeity, Life Deity, Moribund Deity, Life Deity, Eldritch Deity, Dexitin, Desirdead, Death Deityfolk, Death Eiment, Princess 4 Princess

Text in bold is Names, Pronouns, Titles, Genders, and Other ids respectively

Requested by Anon

Tagging @id-pack-archive

[misdre]

last for the headcanon meme! i got no art for this so i just. well i dunno look at this cute old reimax.

💕 Family headcanon:

i've talked about max's family in many of these but hmm what else. charlotte is born in japan and she's a lot more asian-passing than max ever was as a kid. max absolutely adores her and he's the best big brother ever and always protects her from bullies and teaches her to play all the best games. he's young at heart forever so it doesn't matter that they got a. what. 13 years age difference

rei's family gives me a headache and i much preferred headcanoning him an orphan. i wanted to think he was raised by the chens and that's why mao and rai are like his siblings but then canon was like hmm, no! alright then. in my dreams (read: AUs) he's still an orphan tho a more serious family headcanon: his mother is the most beautiful lady ever in the byakko clan and SINCE WE DON'T HAVE NAMES FOR HIS PARENTS WHICH I AM NOT AT ALL SALTY ABOUT i'd want to think she also has a plant-related name like rei's means the plum tree. maybe xiulan (beautiful + orchid) or something like that. maybe part of why rei prides his hair so much is that it's the same as his mother's. he takes after her 100% in looks. rei's dad, i don't give a fuck he's just some dude. watch me ship her with judy over his dad any day not so serious family headcanon: rei's got a zillion little siblings which is the real reason he yeeted the village as soon as he could because he was made to look after them 24/7

then. both together. well the cursed fact is that a long time ago some anon asked me about a reimax lovechild and i made one and i maybe kind of think about them every now and then. would totally re-design them and all now in present day but. mm yeah. i'm not even into characters having children in general, but when you have an OTP for long enough. well

this was the last one! here's a list of all the earlier ones (again, based on this post):

🌻 Happy headcanon 🌧️ Sad headcanon 🛠️ Job headcanon ♾️ AU headcanon 🥂 Drinking headcanon ♀️ Genderbend headcanon 🔥 Angry headcanon 👻 Fear headcanon 🎵 Musical headcanon 🍙 Food/Cooking headcanon 🛍️ Shopping headcanon 🧸 Childhood headcanon 💤 Sleep headcanon 💚 Friendship headcanon 🔞 NSFW headcanon ❤️ Romance headcanon 📚 School headcanon 🪞 Appearance headcanon 💾 Technology headcanon

[quackity1999]

[In regards to the saving-dying-ask-whatever, very glad to see that Hoax is recognized as the stupid kind of smart by Q. As well as nowhere near as aggressive/upfront as Laverna. Exactly the intention. Thank you for letting there be a dumbass in your blog :]

-♾️🪞

[ OOC: FRRR!!! its partially bc of what she said in this ask — laverna's got that edge quackity can appreciate, while hoax (i love hoax) is very bitey toward him and also.... yeah deffo a stupid jittery smart. q has to put in more effort to keep him loyal yk?

hoax can be proactive and smart which q can find useful in some situations, of course, but laverna is a lot more solid and reliable in his eyes (even tho hoax is doing pretty well w/charlie LMAO)

I LOVE IT I LOVE THE LITTLE VARIETIES AND !!!!! how that plays into characters and what they value and. yeah i fucking adore it dude keep it up ]

[ context 4 those who didnt see the saving/dying ask ]

[quackity1999]

"laverna" FUCK YOU I'D SAVE HOAX and of course YOU want to save the bartender. typical.

not only is laverna a bartender— she's useful. hoax, while he's probably good at managing paperwork and freaking out over charlie, laverna's got that cunning edge. she's not afraid to bite. y'gotta have a backbone when you're working in close quarters with me.

[quackity1999]

HOAX AND LAVERNA AND PURPLED AND FOOLISH APPRECIATION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH I STARTED DRAWING YOUR CHARACTERS IN MY LECTURE NOTES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ KEEP IT UP PLEASE

[ OOC: shall tag em!!!!! plus i wanna shoutout the wilbur anon (🟣👓) i miss you com.e back sometime u write wilbur so accurately it makes my teeth fuckignrg hurt /majorpos.

also purpled anon now has a blog ( @ourpl3d ) so take out ur rage on him GO GO GO GO ]

[quackity1999]

CHARLIE. Please. Do not. Flick random levers. Please. Begging you, hands and knees. You're probably going to... explode. Something. Or... I don't know. Just please don't do that or both of us are fucked.

Also Q says hi. Not sure if you were worried about that but... yeah, he's fine.

Dear god. I'm going to actually start banging my head against some shiny quartz walls if another person tries fucking with you and telling you to do stuff that will get all of us fired.

Hrrrgh. Actually. Charlie, what's a good distraction for you? As in, what do you like doing in your free time?

-♾️🪞

[ context. ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Hoax from Las Nevadas! I didn't flick anything. I am not a flicker-er.

I Promise. :D Please don't stress yourself out, you might give yourself an aneurysm. And we can't have that, Mister Cool Worker At A Corrupt Nation That Isn't Really A Nation Because It's Just A Lot Of Machines And No Sense of a Proper Community.

Um.

I like digging holes. And also staring deep into mirrors! I think gambling is really fun! As well as leaving sticky notes (gunk covered) around the place. I do a great job of it, Hoax from Las Nevadas!

(And I miss Quackity from Las Nevadas a whole lot. I think he may be dead. Who knows! Haha.)

[quackity1999]

CHARLIE. Charlie. Come help keep people from wrecking the casino, okay? No president shit. Let's work on the right now in this place, yeah? I'll let you tell me about every bone in someone's spine if you come help out.

-♾️🪞

Awh. Presidency is fun! I get to talk to people more. And they like me. Dap me up!

[quackity1999]

...I could deliver food too if you needed it?

-♾️🪞

wouldn't that, just. i don't want to put fucking everything on one person. delegating tasks is important.

[quackity1999]

Because Creator is really fuckin' expensive and it's- the disc isn't even mine, technically. And I really cannot afford to take a break right now. Fun. Paychecks and the place falling apart.

[he sighs and rubs his eyes tiredly.]

Yeah. Fine. Yes, I'm fine. Sorry. I need coffee. Or maybe a drink. Actually, both. I think both. Fuuuuuuuuck.

I guess you could, technically, but officially, no. Do not start handing out random holidays PLEASE. I'll actually go crazy. God. I swear, Q vanishes for a week and I can't do my job without four energy drinks.

Slime, you think vodka and coffee would taste good mixed together? I don't! I'll find out, though. And I should check up with maintenance and ask Q when he's coming back, and...

-♾️🪞

. . Okay! I'm excited to have a dance party with you, Hoax from Las Nevadas. We are best friends. Forever. Because you are nice to me. And loud! Sometimes.

(And I thought a holiday about best friends would be fun, too! Guess not! Haha.) I think my brain is disintergrating. How do humans do conversations?

Coffee and vodka? Wow. Creative! Hmmm.

Hoax from Las Nevadas, what feeling are you trying to numb that you can’t face sober? :D

[quackity1999]

Chirp. Chirp? Just Chirp? Wow. HaaaahAAAH. That's... wow. Erhh. ironic, considering all of Q's... bird stuff. Then again, ducks quack. Ducks don't chirp. What the fuck am I talking about?

Sigh. I don't know. Apologies. You probably know more about avian shit than I do. I know noooooothing. At all. Zero. But really, Chirp? That's. I was expecting you to say Blocks or Mall, for some reason. Yeah, I can probably... I'll get you a Chirp disc if you want one. And! I'd be willing to bring the cool discs I own, at some point. For you to listen to. If you'd like that. I know a lot of discs are hard to find or just really expensive.

Just. Don't gunk them up. Please. Especially Creator. That one's hard to replace, Prime above.

-♾️🪞

YAY! Why is Creator hard to replace? I watch the live band at the strip club sometimes. Yes I Am Old Enough. They don't play the music disc sounds, so I have a lot more fun there trying to hide in the drum kit.

Are you okay, Hoax from Las Nevadas? Maybe you need a day off! :0 I CAN DO THAT. RIGHT? MAKE PEOPLE HAVE HOLIDAYS?

[quackity1999]

Scrapbook? I know it's more of a crafty activity, but you like drawing at all, Charlie? Or art in general, I guesssss? I tried. I'm not good at it. If you put a gun to my head I would not be able to draw a face.

But! I like music too, actually. I have a disc collection back at my apartment, as well. I have some of the rarer ones, like, uhhh. Otherside. It costed me so much fuckin' money but I mean- it sounds nice. If you have a favorite disc, I wouldn't mind getting you one. Just. Don't pick one that costs a lot, a lot.

And I'm not really... presents are weird for me. Anything works, really. Didn't know I was 'important' here, though. Cough. I feel like I'm just being a babysitter for everyone while Q is gone.

-♾️🪞

Scrapbook! :D I could pick up stuff and put it in. And boy oh boy, do I pick up a lot of stuff! I can't really draw because it all gets a little too gunky, Hoax from Las Nevadas. Gooped. Glorbed, even. Splonked. All those words.

Whaaaat about Chirp? It's a nice one, I think. I don't do rare, that's Quackity from Las Nevadas' thing! Haha.

Anyway! You aren't a babysitter, because I'm really old, and we aren't sitting. Great work!

[quackity1999]

I. I didn't think that you were capable of having existential dread. You- probably best to not think too hard about it if it stresses you out. We all die at some point or another. Tragic, really. Doesn't mean we can't try and have fun and be people, though.

Hey, actually. Is there anything you want for Christmas, Slime? I'm not a big Christmas person, never have been, but now I think that you'd like a weird philosophy, meaning-of-life type of book. If you even like reading. It would have to come after the 25th, though. Reading is not my strong suit, sorry. Long words, hard to read.

Not important, though, because you fucking said you eat the cards??? Why??? I think every single thing I've heard about you eating was always something that is not edible. And none of them sounded appetizing, either.

-♾️🪞

Like a present, Hoax from Las Nevadas?

OHHHHHH! A scrapbook. Maybe. Don't you put photos and things in them? I think that would be fun! Or something like music. I like music. :D

What's your ideal present? I could try and make a badge. So you feel even more important around here!

( And I didn't eat all of the cards. Just a few. Slim— humans like myself get hungry! )

[quackity1999]

[he grimaces.]

Okay, erh, immediate no on the-... mirrors. Please. And the hole digging. Q wouldn't like you ruining the terrain around here, I think.

See, gambling, though— Do you want to 'gamble' with me? I feel like- I now strongly believe that I need to listen to every single thing that someone tells you (more than I did before), and I also need to watch and make sure this place doesn't fucking collapse in on itself so... multitasking? We can cheat so we always win, okay? Not like the casino doesn't normally do that. And I- I'll show you easy card tricks. I think I still remember some from a while back.

Just. Let's get you away from the place where everyone is expecting you to be, yeah? The stress from people telling you to do stuff is going to actually shatter me.

-♾️🪞

WIN BIG!!!!!! Hoax from Las Nevadas, you are so awesome. Is cheating a good thing when you are representing the entirety of Las Nevadas, though? Does it matter at all in the grand scheme of the earth? We are tiny blips and I don't know if anyone even cares about eachother. We should.

....... And we should CHEAT. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FUN! CASINOS ARE INCREDIBLE. I LOVE GAMBLING FOREVER. MMMM!

Okay, I'm following your lead! Quackity from Las Nevadas taught me some cool card flip things once. And then Fundy from L'manburg said I shouldn't be dropping cards all the time. And then I ate the cards. I've never seen anyone else do that before, though! Haha. Do you think I could make it a "trend"?

[quackity1999]

[hoax]: whats wrong with it???

[hoax]: it's cute ˙◠˙

[hoax]: don't u fucking dare insult how i type

[hoax]: i like the faces

[hoax]: fuck u and ur soulless emojis

[hoax]: i mean not fuck u im sorry jk haha

-♾️🪞

> quackityHQ: ????????

> quackityHQ: jesus christ go back to doing your fucking job man i hired u for a reason

> quackityHQ: cya hoax 🤙

[quackity1999]

[hoax]: ohhh so thats what the cocaine is for o.o

[hoax]: i gotchu i can do all that

[hoax]: but plz dont overdose or anything cuz this job is really all i have left and i can absolutely not afford you dying ദ്ദി (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄﹏ᵒ̴̶̷᷅)

[hoax]: anyways bye byeeeee stay safe big qqqqqq (｡^ ᵕ ^ )⸝��

-♾️🪞

> quackityHQ: i'm living forever dw

> quackityHQ: why do you type like someone whos watched 2 much anime

> quackityHQ: 🤨🤨🤨