#🐍 txt

[billyjoecobra]

I'm in a special kind of hell right now because on Tumblr mobile TSwifts new mid ass album is the ONLY FUCKING AD IM GETTING!!!!! LEAVE ME ALOOOONE I HATE HER AND I HATE THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

i don’t talk abt garlic soup nearly enough and it’s a damn shame bc they rlly are the polycule of all time. what other relationship dynamic has all four:

genius strategist who conquered all of china

orphan raised by nuns to be a killing machine

former member of a snake cult

guy whose beanie stays on during sex

[323cutie]

I am thinking hard about Wooyoung always… what’s on your mind? -🐍

Grips ur shoulder. I want him so badly nonnie.

thinking abt a lazy morning with him. waking up to him pressing kisses to the side of your face, your neck, your shoulder... followed by a sweet, languid roll of his hips into you. it's easy to feel how hard he is and easier to know what he wants.

but you'll never get enough of teasing him. so you turn until you're facing him, running a slow hand down his torso, palming him through his boxers, feather-light. he cants his hips up like it'll get more friction, but you just pull your hand back with a sly grin.

"gonna make me beg for it?" he asks, pressing his face into your neck. you let him, feeling the soft nips of his teeth against your skin. it makes you shiver. you palm him again, pressing a little harder, listening to the hiss he lets out. one of his hands grips your thigh like it'll keep him steady.

"dunno," you say, dipping your fingers underneath the band of his underwear, then trailing them back up. "gonna give me hell?"

you feel his smile against your neck. "always."

"guess that answers your question, then."

[refractaling]

a person with did that's also a teacher. call that an education system

[idsmiile]

i win. all i do is win. thanks again rini 💗💗💗💗 @aceswifeofficial

[alitteraladhdmess]

I think he’s sleeping

He’s been there for an hour

[dearestdo3]

i keep being so preoccupied just playing hphm these days hh orz finally got to fifth year and i had the loveliest time seeing my mc confess and take penny to the celestial ball o)-<

[mrstsung]

Dialogue from a fic i swear I'll never get down to write.

Omfg I'm having too much fun. Plz. Plz. Go and play with the soundboard. It's so much fun. Be safe kombatants.

[justanotherkinrequest]

hey! rio, your intro says you can do p much anything, does that include usernames? i know tommy does users but we're looking for homestuck ones which are blacklisted, so yea

this took a WEEKS to answer SORRY ( <- really busy nowdays)

but yeah!!!

[billyjoecobra]

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

sadly the relationship dynamic between zheng and jim needs to be pretty much invented from scratch but the chemistry IS 100% there in canon despite the studio butchering the polycule arc and i say this bc when jim was setting up a date for zheng and olu they told her “olu is rlly into you but jsyk me and him are a package deal” and zheng (who as far as we know was pretty much meeting jim for the first time) looked at them and said “hmmm not a dealbreaker”

[323cutie]

I’m so happy to pick your brain about these things, your thoughts are so interesting! Thanks for chatting with me! Who do you think are the biggest fans of oral - both giving and receiving? -🐍

I LIKE THIS ONE I HAVE IDEAS ABT IT HEHE

giving - seonghwa, yeosang, san, mingi, wooyoung

receiving - hongjoong, yunho, jongho

lowk i feel like all of them are moreeee than willing to go down on u but the members in the giving category... they know even before you do that you want it. seonghwa, yeosang and san are at least Somewhat tasteful about it, waking you up with gentle licks and kisses, a little bashful when you call them out, but they just can't help it u taste so good! mingi and wooyoung however... downright ravenous. you're probably not leaving their grip until you've come at least 3 times, and even then they might dive in for more

the receiving category isn't because they don't like going down on u!!!!!!!!! they just uh. look you blew them one time and they haven't been able to get the image out of their head. they talk to you while you're down there about how your mouth feels so good, how you always know what to do, you're their pretty baby, so willing to please. and you can't blame them if they start bucking their hips up -- in fact, you welcome it, bracing your hands against their thighs and letting them work you the way they do. you know once they're done you'll get paid back tenfold

[sweetlee]

shes sooo brilliant and talented and cool AND SHE KNOWS IT TOO!!!! she could do just about anything and ill combust every time

[refractaling]

"a gentle societal mindfuck, if you will" really speaks to me

- V

[jwnzlvr]

OMGOMGOMG U DID MY RACER REQUEST ILYSM I WANNA EYP.

btw idk if i already asked but could i be 🐍 anon?

YES I DID AFTER SO LONG THANK U FOR WAITING :(( AND OFC !!! u can def be 🐍 anon ^^

[object44object]

the mcyt hyperfixation