#🏳️‍🌈❔🤨

[the-mother-of-lions]

then this next time, i would hope to be true friends with you

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

man.... poor cressida, eloise totally ditched her in her time of need :( and then her life went to shit

i was hoping for a good outcome for her story, but the writers really just shoved her back into the mean girl role to move the plot along :/

i really liked her speech to colin about how different they are because her family doesn't support her, cuz the bridgerton's make bad choices all the time that cause society to look down on them, but they always bounce back (and don't start shipping off children to the country to avoid further ridicule)

i really liked how they had all the featherington's reconcile and explicitly try to be more supportive of each other, like a whole women supporting women storyline, but then the writers fucked over cressida so horribly 😭

[sorribu]

damn sonic and knuckles gay as hell in frontiers

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

why is maruki so intimate with his persona, huh? why is that?

[handsmotif]

as far as romance or whatever goes i think it’s at least heavily implied that serizawa is either gay or aro(ace?)

[ayo-edebiri]

#Tommy said 🤨❔🏳️‍🌈

[gay-strawberry]

i cant wait for someone to flirt with edwin then ask charles and edwin if theyre boyfriends and edwin saying no super fast because he doesnt want charles to feel uncomfy and charles getting sad he answered so fast bc he thinks he likes the someone. cue to charles wondering why would that make him sad (🤨🤨🏳️‍🌈❔)

[cookiehau]

🤨🏳️‍🌈❔

[carlosdevilz]

carlos meeting ben for the first time (🤨🏳️‍🌈❔)

[britney-rosberg06]

🤨🏳️‍🌈❔

[diverged-in-yellow]

I promise I won’t be leaving. Not without you.

[he pauses]

I could come with you- if- if you want.

[he gathered that Showie and Lex started getting deep into conversation when he left for the bathroom.]

That way you know that im not abandoning you.

[out loud by arthur]

We’ll be right back. I.. have to hunt down a bathroom.

[chainemails]

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[thekillersenjoyer]

“I killed paul allen… and I liked it.”

🤨🏳️‍🌈❔

[giglio-nero-e-bianco]

do you have any cute facts about your characters in the boss says or cupid curse AUs?

Cupid's Curse:

-Dev is a good older brother, he's a role model for his sisters and loves them a lot

-The girls also love Dev a lot

-Irep commissioned a portrait of Peri, Dev and him to display as the first thing you see when you enter the anti-fairy castle

-The first time Dev accidentally called Irep "dad", Irep was sobbing and telling Dev to do it again

Boss Says:

-Peri does Irep's ponytail because the skull pins have to look just right and he can't get that himself on a mirror

-In this AU, Dev is less 🤨🏳️‍🌈❔ and more like "HAH! I have 3 dads!! That's a whole 2 more than Hazel!!"

-Cosmo and Wanda are still worried about their son's taste in men

-Timmy is a fairy in this one, so he's equally worried for his brother

-There's an Anti-Timmy and HE'S the one that looks at Irep and 🤨🏳️‍🌈❔

[goofballalex]

🏳️‍🌈🤨❔

LEAVE ME ALONEEE I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A GAY WAY IM NOT GAYYY

[desperate-outlaw]

🤨🏳️‍🌈❔

Oh, absolutely. I ain't no coward 'bout it.