#🍃💨

[eurekafranklin]

✨weed and fun beverages✨

[jaaybunny]

☯️

[creaturefeaturecommando]

My aunt is booking a family cruise to celebrate my brother and cousins graduation and I wanna go but like…. They wanna go to Alaska. What the fuck do I look like going to Alaska ? What the fuck is in Alaska ? My brother wants to go because he’s an autistic nerd who loves scenery and it is for him and my cousins but like… I’m tryna make them reconsider and go to the one to Mexico because why would I go on a cruise just to be cold ? Don’t wanna sound ungrateful but Alaska is the best option they could come up with instead of the other two options which are the Caribbean and Mexico ? Fucking Alaska ?!?

[stormborn-naiad]

I so wish that Banette was given the Normal type as a way to say, “You are just a normal and loved toy” because it’s what Banette deserves

[tuxalfredo]

No wayy, Toy Bonnie hit tha bongg

[original-punks]

[lord-of-lollipops]

Chahat ke moti roll bhai roll

[smnthwrd]

smoke signals

[machinedreamer]

Oh my god I listened to Rhiannon high and through headphones for the first time how have I never done this before??? Maybe discoveries like this are the reason for living

[somanyfandomsonly1username]

Y’all I have this lemon pepper TCH cart that money tastes like BWW lemon pepper chicken lol

[eurekafranklin]

Hi my name is mary and I love weed 🍃💨

[venusinpisces-pines]

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[mrsoharaa]

I can imagine husband! Miguel to be a bit of a tease when going grocery shopping with you. Like oh, his cute little feisty wife needs that box of frosted flakes on the top shelf? well of course he'll get it down for you, easily — just only to dick around and lean over from behind you. Long, beefy arms stretched out perfectly, grazing his fingertips along the frosted cereal within his grasp.

He'd even chuckle at the adorable pout and scowl you'd give him, adoring plush lips puffed out at him, brows knitted and arms crossed over your chest. Swearing at him that it wasn't funny to mock you, that you'd ban him from all tasty treats/desserts that you planned on making after dinner later this evening, if he kept up with his childish behavior. And of course, being such a good, loving (down bad) and generous husband, that he was (this man is utterly WHIPPED when it comes to you...and your tasty sweets!), he'd inevitably cave in and willingly comply to your every demand.

In asking for forgiveness, he'd carefully hug you from behind, nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck and gently, cutely, plea for tender kisses, in which you'd gladly give him. Peppering one kiss on his cheek, one on his lips and the final kiss to his refined nose. ♡

[stormborn-naiad]

Is Sunflora warm blooded or cold blooded?

[starboymuse]

besties🥹

[3amfanfiction]

Do fanfic writers realize the HOURS of daydream material they give maladaptive daydreamers? And I’m not talking budget daydreams, these are grade A, gold star types of daydreams. And the craziest thing is it happens when we ‘disagree’ with the story.

When I read a xReader story and reader does something that makes me say ‘no!!!’ I’ll inevitably put my phone on my chest and then my brain kicks into high gear. If I was invested enough in the story to have such a strong reaction, then I’m absolutely invested enough to want to play in that sandbox.

Bc that’s what MD is to me. It’s me playing with the preestablished characters in a sandbox setting where I get to play make believe. I put myself in readers shoes (whether she’s a terrified baker who was just kidnapped or a 141 operative who can scare Ghost) and then I add in my own reactions. And then BOOM it’s been 4 hours and I realized I’ve been staring at the ceiling that whole time

I just think it’s crazy that a disagreement between writer and reader visions can lead to artistic inspiration. Do authors realize they are also a muse?