#🌶️ tag

[fraterimperatorr]

Constantly going back and forth between “that’s my sweet baby I want to give him the world” and “I need him to absolutely ruin me with his hand wrapped around my neck” 🥹

[bonesmarinated]

Her eyes She's on the dark side Neutralize Every man in sight (x)

[iiyafom]

Valen

[squeaky-potat]

Just a taste 🍷

[moophinz]

When they’re:

🥀 Mafia romance

🖤 He is obsessed with him/Extreme loyalty

♥️ Touch him and die

🥀 Revenge

🖤 Strangers to friends to lovers

♥️ Billionaire romance

🥀 Yakuza boss x right hand man

🖤 Mafia heir x Rags to riches

♥️ Morally gray

🥀 Jealous love interest

🖤 Sports (MMA)

♥️ Saving each other/Invincible by their side

🥀 Forced proximity

🖤 Fell in love for the first time

♥️ Tragic ending

[hmshermitcraft]

Xisuma keeps his hair super short under the helmet. Like, military short. Sometimes even totally shaved. He's got to keep it comfortable and easy to manage in there.

Since no one has ever seen this, the server has a MASSIVE betting pool on what Xisuma's hair looks like. Scar thinks he has a mullet. Jevin thinks Xisuma isn't capable of growing hair. Keralis has bet a significant amount of diamonds on X having super long, curly hair.

Everyone was quite surprised to learn that not only does X have hair, he cuts it himself - and X was surprised to learn that not that many of his friends are as eager to get haircuts as short as his.

- 🌶

Xisuma's never put much weight into his physical appearance. He'd rather be judged by the things he does, not how he looks. So pretty much all his usual set up is for completely practical reasons. Protection for his joints, whilst still providing flexibility where he needs it.

His hair is just another part of that. If it grows more than a few centimeters at the back, it starts getting caught in the helmet seal. Even when its long enough to tie up, he still has to contend with loose wisps and the sweat. Something he knows from watching Ex deal with these things.

The biggest mystery is why the hermits are all so surprised by this. X isn't that much of a mysterious guy, right?

[catras-breakup-song]

see… this is exactly why i do ship them tbh 🫠 but that’s okay, we all have different preferences!

[ask-modern-patrochilles]

how was your first time together?, sorry if the question is too personal <3

Achilles: Our first time was so romantic! Well— also a little impulsive. We were supposed to be going out all together with the guys and Bri but then we kissed for the first time and kind of got carried away. I don’t think I was nervous about it all, there was no time for me to be nervous, everything happened so quickly haha.

Patroclus: I was a little nervous but it just felt right, I think. Like it was always meant to be, I know that sounds sort of cheesy but…

Achilles: I think it’s sweet!

[ia-nsfw]

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Chen: There better be no sexy cowboy Ortega when I turn

Sexy cowboy Ortega:🧍

(had to stickerbomb this to appease the tumblr gods 😌😌)

[fraterimperatorr]

reading anything about pegging Copia has me imploding.

[kingsillysmilez]

Icons for a bunch of my splatoon ocs!

[iiyafom]

Balor and Reina sharing a room at the inn

🔞full version on Bluesky

[jils-things]

HANDS YOU THIS ILY LAYLA AND ILY JILLIE PEPPER

WHAT IN TARNATTITIOMNWWHOAAAW BOYYYY WHAOAAAWW YEEHAWW IM FROM THE WILD WEST WWWOAWWWRRBDRDAAMAAMAA WHAT THE HEEELLLLLLLL LAYLALLAAAAAAA GOTDAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 RHYS YOU SEEING THISSSS WOWOAAOWWWW

[lovelybruises-backup]

Spicy Thoughts🌶️💭:

Okay.. so I am shy to be open about any or all ideas regarding smut but like Imma just go ahead and throw this out there— so I just got this (possible) weird ass idea. Please don’t judge..

….

What if…

Fem human oc or reader (aged up of course) was like in the middle of being completely fucked dumb by male Na’vi (could be anyone that you think fits) and he takes notice of her rosary that she tends to wear a lot ever since she came to pandora. Anyway so he takes notice of the rosary and smirks teasingly with a mischievous gleam in his eyes while he’s pounding into her relentlessly, so he grabs her by the rosary but being careful not to snap it in half and he whispers into her ear…

“Who’s your god now?”

….

Yes I know.. it may be weird but like I just thought it was really hot because my brain is weird like that… sooo yeah. Also I am not an expert on writing smut, please bear with me 🫣😅. I am a very kinky person.. been doing a lot of research on kinks lately.. so don’t judge me please

So the big question remains… what do y’all think? ~ Snow

[hmshermitcraft]

For the theme:

Bdubs loves giving people a fresh new start with their hair at Snips. They might leave with a few kisses on the cheek too.

- 🌶

He's handled a lot of... Unconventional things as well. When Cleo walked in, he had to do a very fast crash course on snake care! Then Xisuma's hair literally floats... And don't even get him started on Jevin, he can't get the dye out of his floor!

He enjoys those just as much as he enjoys the more mundane visits. Pearl, wanting to get a design shaved into her undercut, Wels wanting to cut his hair short, Scar wanting extensions, or Joe wanting his hair dyed again.

He enjoys each one, and enjoys their stories. Each person is a sweetheart, they deserve every kiss they get!

[primeministerofantarctica]

would I be crucified if I advertised my original story with tiktok "spiciness levels" (protagonist is aroace but loves spicy foods) bc i'm thinking about it and it would be so fucking funny