#🇯🇵piston hondo🇯🇵
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punching-obsession · 2 years ago
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Major Circuit boys with a male!boxer!Reader who had to fight them, got KO/TKO'ed by them and ended up in a hospital
But they were a good sport about it all and promised to get better and beat them fair and square next time lol
Omfg yes! I got you Anon! Also idk if you meant romantic or platonic so I just made it romantic(I can’t see Bear hugger as a romantic yandere so he’s always platonic) I can change it if wished also sorry for the long wait!!
TW/CW:READER GET LIKE HURT HELLA BADLY! LIKE MITHER FUCKER HAS A BLOODY NOSE A BLACK EYE AND HITS THE AREANA’S GROUND HELLA HARD!, Unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive relationship,abusive behavior,fights for work,blood,injuries,yandere behavior,Hella long,I do not condone this behavior it is just for entertainment purposes
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PISTON HONDO
•Honestly when he first saw you he did judge you but not in a rude way in a ‘am I’m going to kill him?’ Because of how much faster he was usually
•He did like his you copied him when he bowed making him smile as you were showing respect like he was and he knew you were a great sport immediately
•You knocked him down multiple times and he thought he was gonna lose until he punch you so hard it was a K.O. He hated how you looked when you fell to floor groaning in pain,he knew boxing was like this but you being hurt unsettled him.
•They took you to the hospital and he watched you get pulled out on a stretcher. It was ingraved in his mind every day after that,you looks so broken but yet you smiled at him. Your trainer followed you checking you were okay
•He visit you in the hospital which just caused him more guilt. The way you smiled at him eased him a bit. He gave you some gifts he got you on the way here which just made him fall more in love with you as you smiled.
• “I’m sorry for how hard I punched..” “Hey it’s okay! I promise you I’ll get better and beat you fair and fucking square!” Hondo chuckled nodding a bit. “I’ll see you in the ring my friend”
•He can’t wait to see you fully healed and out the hospital but the fear of him hurting you like that again scares him,he wants to go easy on you as he loves you a bit to much then the regular person should.
BEAR HUGGER
•He found you cute with how confident you were against him,made him laugh a bit.
•He was impressed with how you knocked him down a lot but he wasn’t gonna give up easily. Winding up his arm he punched you across the face causing you to immediately hit the ground with a loud echo
•This was his first K.O and he hated it. You were crying in pain,the referee was yelling for help and to see if you were okay but you looked at him with admiration in your eyes and smiled to let out a weak pathetic voice “G-guess I gotta train better to be-beat you!”
•He knew you were being a good sport but he hated how pathetic you looked which made him hate himself more. You weren’t pathetic and gave him a good fight.
•He visit you in the hospital because his family convinced him to make sure there’s no bad blood. The way you weren’t mad at him but had the biggest smile reminded him of his youngest son on Christmas.
• “I’m sorry for back there,didn’t mean to beat your ass that badly” “Hahaha! Funny! But it’s fine and hey let’s me know I gotta get better then beat you fair and square!” Bear hugger just nodded not liking the idea of you going back and getting hurt more
•You we’re exactly like his son,so determined and stubborn. Not caring until your determination finally goes out or you get the ending you like. He hopes he can win in the long game and make your determination thin so he can treat you like a son in his family
GREAT TIGER
•He thought lowly of you because of your confidence like you’ll beat him. Made him laugh in your face but you just smiled and told him good luck,he thought you were trying to do mind games and make him feel pity for you
•He was impressed that you knocked him down but also pissed so when he cloned himself he punched harder then usually making you hit the ropes and then the ground making an echo.
•He just froze,usually he’d take great pleasure for wining but your blood running from your nose,paramedics putting you on the stretchers and your trainer worried for you made him hate winning today. He hated it completely
•He felt sorrow and guilt,it only took a couple of hours for him to walk in your hospital room with gifts and a note as he was not the best with speaking his feelings
• “Dear Y/N,I am sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart for making you suffer and causing you to go to the hospital. I did not mean to send you to the hospital,all I meant to do was win as I was a bit pissed off when I thought you were playing mind games with me when you said good game. I shouldn’t have let my rage control me and cause me to harm you more then I should’ve. I am truly sorry,from great tiger” Great tiger couldn’t even look at you out of regret. He then heard your laughter which made him love the sound of your voice more but look at you to. “hah hah! I should say thank you for letting me know I gotta up my game so I can finally beat you like you beat my ass! Also your forgiven my friend,I was impressed with your punch and do wish in the future to fight you more”
•Those words made him love you to an unhealthy degree. He wanted you back to the arena just so he could see you healed and pumped up to fight him. He wanted to be yours and you to be his completely. He wanted all your time and he’s gonna make sure he gets it!
DON FLAMENCO!
•Honestly he made Carmen up on the spot when he saw you because he loved you but wanted to make you think he was better then you.
•It was right after his three claps that made you get K.O’ed and hate himself for harming you. You flew straight into the ropes that swung you back into the ground with a loud ass echo making everyone shut up
•Don actually took his gloves off and helped you up onto the stretcher as he felt terrible for making you blood from your nose like you’ve just got jumped by 5 guys
•He immediately went to see you in the hospital and gave you a rose plus some gifts. He wanted to show how sorry he was but before he could speak you just laughed and smiled.
• “damn I gotta get better at dodging! Thanks for that so next time I can win and you’ll lose!” Don smiled a bit nodding his head. “I’m pretty sure I’ll win again” “Nah I’ll win bro” You two went back and forth until you both started laughing
•He was going to go softer on you as he didn’t wanna harm you that bad. He didn’t mind you going back to fighting him as he’ll spend more time with you and possibly win your heart then confess that you were Carmen because he doesn’t wanna seem like a player!
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greattigerssimp · 2 months ago
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PO boxers (my AU) and what their sponsors would be!
Because ain't no way the babygirls are living in NY on a single paycheck. Sell out time! (Also for my rp with @vampirtulpe )
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Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐
- Typically partners with smaller bakeries that he frequents
- They reward him with free pastries and coffee in return for companionship
- When Joe first came to NY, he thought Panera Bread was a small indie bakery... oh how he was wrong and made fun of for it.
Von Kaiser 🇩🇪🔩
- Very cautious about partnering with anyone, mainly because of the whole ordeal with Soda
- Did exactly one commercial with some hardware company and then dipped
- His boxing class absolutely adored that commercial though, they were like "omggg Mr. Kaiser I saw you on the television yesterday!!1!"
Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺
- His sponsor is actually the radio station His dad owns
- In fact that radio station actually promotes most of the WVBA... but especially Disco Kid in particular
King Hippo 🏝 🦛
- No sponsors
- Created a blender once to sell it
- His blendah sucks
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵 🥊
- Will happily promote any small business he stumbles upon or that reach out to him
- This includes that boxercise class Heike owns
- Brings an unnatural amount of energy into each commercial, you'd swear he was on something
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻
- Partnered with this one syrup brand (ofc)
- So intertwined with them, Spruce is dead ahh the mascot of the brand now.
- Puts a secret environmental message into each ad he does
Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐅
- Not really a partnership, but he used to collab with multiple rap artists
- The deal was he'd get to sing at least two lines, or else he's not promoting the song
- Nowadays he'll just do a random gig if he needs extra cash
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀
- Does perfume and men's clothing commercials
- Bro is basically making tv-friendly thirst traps
- He actually loves doing them, but Carmen only let's him do them once per month
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈
- Did a singular ad for some energy drink...
- Long story short, he got fired, the set burnt down, and 4 people landed in the hospital
- Yeah no one wants his smelly redhead ass
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾
- Soooo that whole fiasco with the corrupt Vodka company... yeah.
- Thankfully Macho Man helped him break off from the company
- No longer does any partnerships
Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂
- No sponsors, doesn't want any
- He's happy with what he's got
- He doesn't work well with others
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊
- Dude has done adverts for everyone and everything...
- Body care, cars, energy drinks, Hippos blender's... you name it, he's probably done it. Dude is a walking advert.
- Shares his promotional money with Soda
Mr. Sandman 💤 🟢
- Partnered with the WVBA
- Helps sell WVBA merchandise such as action figures, clothes... even events.
- Isn't allowed to interact with anyone or anything else...
(This was a cringy idea, I'm sorry ;-; )
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beeseschurgers · 26 days ago
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Punch-out (catastrophic) christmas night headcanons bc why not
Glass Joe 🇫🇷
• He tried to cook turkey for everyone, ended up burning the oven for the 17th time. The deal? The turkey was undercooked. (Sorry but I genuinely CAN'T see this guy as someone who is good at cooking)
• Gave everyone christmas sweaters that everyone didn't mind wearing, it was sweaters insulting them so hard in french.
• Was told to NOT go into the kitchen ever again after burning the oven, and trying to put it out with water and also ended up burning the water.
• Literally was put under supervision so he wouldn't go to the kitchen because he kept trying to go.
• Had to watch MORE MORE JUMP songs with Sandman to kill time
Von Kaiser 🇩🇪
• Had to do most of the cooking with Hondo until Hondo had to leave, leaving Kaiser with the cooking duties until one of Tiger's clones came to help
• Had a panic attack when SMM played his awful song at full volume
• Brought cookies along with him, but before he could arrive, he slipped and the cookies fell down a hole, cried for the next 3 hours
• Was more mad about the fact that the turkey was somehow STILL undercooked and the water was burnt than anything else, turns out Joe forgot to put the turkey in the oven
• While he was cooking soup, Buddy the squirrel managed to sneak random shit in the food while Kaiser wasn't looking
• The banned from the kitchen toll increased to 2 after he caught buddy trying to put the spiciest chili in the food
Disco Kid 🇺🇸
• Played the wildest VOCALOID songs one could imagine because GUMI was in them, he terrified Hondo, also played 25ji songs
• Was BEGGING SMM to not play his song, unfortunately SMM played his song
• Spoiled everybody, but he forgot whose gift belonged to who so for example, bear hugger got stuff meant for Aran and Soda got stuff meant for Great Tiger and vice versa
• Was wearing that awful sweater Joe gave him thinking it meant 'the king of disco' even thought it actually said that no one gaf abt his trophies he gained from dancing
• Made FORCED the others to watch horror movies (definitely not to laugh his ass off at the way some boxers screamed)
• Accidentally put Buddy the Squirrel in Hippo's bag of chips
• Was dancing like he was in a nightclub, he was the only one dancing thought
• Had to calm Kaiser down during his panic attack while SMM's song was blasting
King Hippo (insert south pacific country flag here idk)
• Was pretty chill at first (keywords : at first)
• That was until Aran took his bag of chips because he ate like most of the bag of chips that was also meant for others
• Next thing, everyone was subjected to a loud, awful, scary, intense tantrum that lasted half an hour
• Eventually calmed down when Little Mac gave him another bag of chips
• Witnessed Joe literally getting thrown on Sandman's shoulder to get him out of the kitchen after trying to enter despite being banned and also screaming every sort of promise to not burn anything on accident ever again
• Mostly ended up being chill and pointed out the turkey was undercooked because Joe didn't put it in the oven
• Watched the horror movies like they were kids movies
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵
• Was HORRIFIED at some of the songs Disco Kid put in the radio, was literally about to faint at Composing the future being played
• Did some of the cooking, most of his time at the kitchen was to clean the mess that Joe made and that didn't last long because he had to go shopping with the rest of the major circuit
• Was screaming like he was the victim in the horror movie at literally every jumpscare, held onto Bear Hugger like he was an emotional support teddy bear, he ended up running out of the room after a certain jumpscare while screaming bloody murder and tripped 3 times in the process
• Also screamed at whoever's up there to stop SMM's music from playing, god he HATED Macho Man's newest song, the songs were all being hated on but it seems that Macho can't get the memo no one likes them.
• Was clinging into Bear Hugger all night, even when going shopping with the rest of the major circuit (he still hasn't gone over the jumpscare, he thought the ghost was gonna haunt him)
• While on the escalator in the mall, he tripped and first idea was to grab Bear Hugger, which made Bear slip, so Hondo tried to grab Tiger but grabbed his leg, Tiger lost his balance and grabbed Don who was applying his eyeliner and they all fell and rolled the way down on the escalator infront of everyone, some were laughing, some were trying to process what had happened in the span of 30 seconds. (Based on a true story btw)
• So basically, Hondo fell on Bear, Tiger teleported after he fell, and Don's eyeliner was ruined and he is forever angry at Hondo
• Hondo didn't see a wet floor sign and slipped, ended up crashing into a bunch of soup containers
• Tripped on the snow on the way home for good measure
• In short: Hondo had the worst day ever
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦
• Also spoiled everyone with gifts, mostly plushies and necklaces
• Was given a lucky clover by Disco that was meant for Aran
• Didn't realize that buddy the squirrel was not inside his beanie
• Didn't mind the horror movies, and was trying so hard not to laugh when Hondo started holding onto him like an emotional support teddy bear
• Started laughing his ass off with the others when Hondo ran out of the room
• Went shopping with the rest of the major circuit, completely oblivious to Hondo STILL clinging onto him while Tiger was trying to tell Hondo that no, that ghost wasn't going to haunt him
• When the entire circuit fell down the escalator, Bear got up like nothing happened while Hondo was mortified, Tiger was wondering wheter to stay or teleport home, and Don was outraged with everyone at first, now outraged only at Hondo
• Bear just got the things they needed at the store and a few extra stuff while Hondo gave the most sincere, genuine apology to the employees, and Tiger and Don were also getting some stuff for the other boxers
• After Hondo tripped in the snow, Bear had to hold him so he'll quit falling every 2 mins
Great Tiger 🇮🇳
• He's multitasking and using his clones, like one clone is cleaning a bit around, another clone is helping with the cooking, a clone is welcoming Carmen, while Great Tiger is with the major circuit
• Is technically the one who ruined Don's makeup, because he dragged him by the leg when they were all about to fall, but Tiger blamed everything on Hondo
• Tiger was getting the most random things in multiple stores, like he would have a birthday cake, then he would have a hairbrush, then a CD of weezer, just a bunch of stuff
• He went to the animal store and secretly opened the cages so actually a lot of animals escaped and were causing chaos, Bear saw it but continued his shopping like normal and Don and Hondo both jumped on different chairs and started screaming
• He managed to get away with it, and no one knows it's him
• One of his clone literally fucking washed Don's laptop and it hasn't been functioning ever since
Don Flamenco 🇪🇦
• He told Carmen that she should come visit and he overexaggerated things and said how it was gonna be the best christmas ever and how much she's gonna enjoy it, it turned out to be the opposite
• Had to supervise Joe so he wouldn't go to the kitchen and bother Kaiser until he was called by Hondo to do some christmas shopping, after Don left, Joe tried to go to the kitchen (again) and that was when Sandman threw him on his shoulder
• Don was ANGRY when after the escalator incident, his eyeliner was ruined and his face was stained with eyeliner, he screamed at everyone at first, then started screaming at Hondo saying how he was trying to look good for Carmen and he ruined everything (little did he know, Carmen didn't bother trying to look fancy, she just looked like her usual self, wearing the first thing she could find and still being messy asf)
• Screamed bloody murder when the animals went wild and was standing on a chair, and he broke the chair and started running
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪
• Is the reason why King Hippo threw a tantrum
• Was too busy drinking, and when he gets drunk, he tries to fight anything, this time he tried to fight the uncooked turkey and lost (they got a new turkey and it was cooked this time)
• Just slept around most of the time
• Drunkely told Sandman that Joe was trying to tresspass in the kitchen
• Tried to convince Carmen to leave and there was better places to be at than this mockery of a christmas night, but she just stayed for the chaos
• Ended up going outside and built a snowman
• Also saved the day by fighting the radio that played multiple Macho Man's songs, and winning this time and the radio was thankfully thrown out of the window
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺
• Was with Bald Bull and Bull was tired of Soda just drinking and being useless
• He screamed 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' at anyone unfortunate to pass by and wondered why everyone was scared of christmas
• Him and Little Mac ended up going to a nearby McDonald's where they spend most of their time to stay away from the chaos, except they didn't tell anyone and when Soda and Little Mac were gonna go home, they were greeted by police cars
• Bald Bull was mad at them and scolded them for like 2 hours
• Soda kept drinking and went to sleep early, they left some food for him
• Was filled in on everything that happened the next day
Bald Bull 🇹🇷
• He is getting closer to destroy somebody every passing second
• He is MAD at Super Macho Man who is blasting his songs
• He is taking all of his anger on twitter
• He scolded Little Mac and Soda for leaving and telling no one causing panic mode for everyone
• When SMM when outside, that's when Bald Bull jumped SMM
• Was told to put up the decorations, tripped and fucked everything up
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸
• Played so many of his songs and gave the boxers + Carmen a migraine
• Was praising his own music like it was the best thing ever
• Went on twitter and joked about Joe being 'grounded' after trying to sneak into the kitchen for the 23th time
• Literally almost all of the time, SMM was in his room making videos and flexing and getting trolled on the internet
• Took an interview online thinking he was gonna get casted in a commercial, it was actually just for some video to troll him
• Yapped about how everyone loves him (no one loves him)
• Ended up getting jumped by Bald Bull
• During dinner, he wouldn't stop talking, everyone was tired and told him to shut up in creative ways
• He got offended and tried to cancel everybody later on twitter, didn't go so well
Mr Sandman 🇺🇸
• Was mostly minding his business listening to Parasol Cider
• He was on a call with Mr. Dream when a very annoyed Kaiser told him to get Joe out of the kitchen
• Since Sandman believed the call was important, he just threw Joe on his shoulder while holding the phone and getting him out of the kitchen for good and talking to Mr. Dream at the same time
• Because Joe was dragged out by Sandman out of everyone, Joe didn't dare trying to sneak into the kitchen until dinner was done being cooked.
• He watched more MMJ content to kill time and to forget the chaos around him and Bull jumping SMM outside
• Overall stuff wasn't all that bad for him
Bonus:
• Doc Louis came to drop Little Mac since he wanted to go, Doc told everyone that the party was not gonna go well before leaving
• Little Mac just spent time on his phone and he had his airpods on so he was unaware of everything happening around him
• When the major circuit returned home, Don saw Carmen and immediately hugged her in tears saying how his night was ruined by Hondo and how chaotic it was, well to be fair, Don was jumped by some animals
• During the time for dinner, Gabby Jay broke into the house to give everyone cupcakes and left
• Joe was mad about not being allowed to cook
Probably the longest thing I've done, hope u guys like it and merry 24 days early christmas
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lythiannatheultimate · 29 days ago
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Here is some Punch-out Christmas headcannons
I made this because I was bored out of my mind. For Christmas, they basically hang out with eachother, give eachother gifts, look through their stockings, and even sing with eachother.
🇫🇷Glass Joe💕
•Just enjoying everyone's company
•Cried when Von Kaiser gifted him a plushie of a baguette with a cute face
•loved everyone's gifts
•Got a gift visit from Gabby Jay( he was crying like crazy)
•happy
🇩🇪 Von Kaiser🔩
•actually calm for the first time ever
•Joe gave him a emotional support Plushie and he cried
•Also cried when Hondo gave him a necklace that had a entire paragraph explaining why Von is such a good friend
•Gave Joe a hug
•Very happy
🇺🇸 Disco kid🕺
•Spoiled EVERYBODY
•Aran gave him a MOUNTAIN of gifts
•Grooving to "All I want for Christmas is you."
•dancing like there's no tomorrow
•Sat next to Aran and they eventually ended up snuggling together
🇦🇬 King hippo🏝
•chill
•Ended up sobbing from a hat Hondo got for him
•loves everyone
•got a little dazed but he kept snapping back
•watched Home Alone for the first time ever with everyone.
🇯🇵 Piston Hondo/Honda🍣
•Got everyone the sweetest gifts for the deepest meanings
•Bear got him a hoodie of sailor moon and Hondo cried
•Laying next to Bear and just being romantic
•Kissed bear a couple times
• Got a necklace from Aran that had a cherry blossom tree and a sunset (he was so happy)
🇨🇦 Bear Hugger🐟
•Happy with Hondo around
•Hondo gave him a necklace that had an romantic message that made Bear cry
•Kissed Hondo back and made him blush
•grateful for everybody
•Extremely happy
🕌 Great Tiger🇮🇳
•floating around and having fun
•The bracelet Hondo gave him made his day
•Happy about every gift
•Got a Tiger keychain from Aran
•Hondo is his best friend
🇪🇸 Don Flamenco🌹
•might have a crush on Super Macho Man
•very happy
•Has THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT
•Macho Man gave him a necklace with a red and black rose and he LOVES it
•Loved everyone's gifts
🇮🇪 Aran Ryan🍾
•Spoiled Disco kid
•Made Hondo CRY with the gift he gave him
•Snuggled with Disco
•Drunk as HELL
•Sang along to "Snuff," by Slipknot
🇷🇺 Soda Popinski🍾
•I swear this day was the first day anyone has seen him this happy
•Extremely happy
•Aran gave him a beautiful necklace
•gave Aran a MASSIVE hug
•Had some quality time with Bull
🇹🇷 Bald Bull🏋
•OH MY GOSH HE'S HAPPY!
•Soda gave him a handmade sweater (He was SO happy)
•Hondo gave him a necklace with a paragraph explaining why he is such a good friend (He almost cried)
•not drinking alcohol (like a good person)
•actually happy
🇺🇸 Super Macho Man🌊
•Also spoiled everyone
•Hondo gave him a necklace that said "Even though you irritate me, I still think you're a good friend," and Macho actually loved it
•Got a little upset because he thought Narcis could not be there
•Narcis showed up and gave him a beautiful gold ring
•Has a GIANT crush on Narcis
🇺🇸 Mr.sandman🏋
•Loved everyone's gifts
•The necklace Hondo gave him made his day
•Asked the ref ( Tony) if he could stay for a while ( he did)
•Is actually in love with Tony
•Picked up Tony sometimes just for fun
🇨🇳 Dragon Chan🏯
•actually had a good time
•Got a kimono from Hondo and he was happy
•snuggling under the blankets because he is cold
•Got a little keychain of Bruce Lee from Aran
•freezing (can't blame him when its -11°)
🇺🇸 Kid Quick🐐
•Not freaking out for the first time ever
•very thankful for every gift
•Definitely not in the holiday spirit
•chill
•Freezing
🇫🇷 Gabby Jay💊
•feels sick but still ends up going
•Just there for Joe
•Gave Joe a couple of shirts
•happy that Joe is happy
•Still had to take his dementia pills
🇬🇧 Narcis Prince🎽
•was actually able to arrive
•Gave Macho a gold ring with a diamond because he has a big crush on him
•Actually caring for everyone
•Macho got him a VERY oversized Shirt that had a picture of London on it
•being everything but a narcissist
🇯🇵 Heike Kagero💅
•Besties with Hondo
•Spoiled Hondo with gifts
•Hondo gave him a necklace that had a picture of them together in Tokyo (He cried and gave Hondo a hug)
•Got multiple make-up sets from Hondo
•Very happy
🇧🇪 Nick Bruiser🏋
•Actually glad Rick didn't arrive
•smiled a little bit
•Got A LOT of gifts
•very chill
•OH MY GOSH HE LAUGHED!
🍝 Pizza pasta🍕
•basically the squidward of this entire thing
•smiled only once because Sandman made a funny joke
•Irritated
•Doesn't get along with anyone
•punched Aran in the face and almost started a fight
•Nick has a little place in his heart for him but pasta still hates his guts
🇯🇲 Bob Charlie🐆
•chill
•Grateful for the gifts
•got a mountain of gifts
•wearing a shirt that says "Don't blame me, I love Christmas."
•had his hair down like normal
🇳🇴 Alice🛠
•super happy
•Got spoiled by everyone because she's 11
•Brung her robot friend Ape
•got multiple shirts, plushies, and hats
•Ape got her a beautiful necklace (somehow🤷)
🇺🇸 Doc Louis🚴
•Got adoption papers for Little Mac
•Hondo gave him bike equipment and he was happy
•Got a necklace from bald bull that had a picture of them when they were younger
•Sitting next to Mac the entire time
•got some chocolate bars from Aran
🇺🇸 Little Mac🏆
•Got adopted by Doc (OMG I'M SOBBING😭)
•also got spoiled with gifts since he is the second youngest
•happy
•He talked for the first time and everyone just stopped in shock
•brung Birdie with him
🇺🇸 Birdie🇮🇱
•Basically the only biological brother Mac has left
•Narcis is his best friend
•Happy that he is adopted too
•Showered in gifts
•talking to Mac most of the time
In this case, Narcis isn't even a narcissist.
Also, this goes on for the entire week.
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chocolateprawn · 2 months ago
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Welcome to the fandom! We are allways happy to see new faces :))
Would you mind doing some headcanons for Piston Hondo and Great Tiger? They'r my favorites from major circuit.
Aawhh thank you!!! I feel very welcomed, everyone is just so nice!!! I can absolutely do those two!!! <33
Also,, sorry for the late response!! :0
🇯🇵 ,, Piston Hondo𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
- He's like, 95% done with the other boxers HELP
- The others go to him for advice on form and stuff since he has that whole wise persona!!
- No one understands his humor so people think he's just not funny :(((
- Really big on travel!! Loves touring places and learning about them!!
- PHENOMENAL PAINTER??
- He has an art room, says art helps him practice focus and patience!!
- If he really likes you, he will paint you a self portrait
- Will gladly coach others on boxing if they ask!! He's more than happy to help others achieve betterment in their own boxing!!
- Actually really camera shy, he gets flustered by all the attention from the audience and paparazzi during/after matches :((((
- Sailor Moon's #1 fan like he knows all the lore but won't tell you about it unless he thinks you won't make fun of him
- Very family oriented!!
- You could definitely trust him to hold your drink at a party or bar /gen
- He used to play that 'episode' game but I don't know why I think that JEHSJ
- AMAZING cook
🇮🇳 ,, Great Tiger𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
- He weirdly loves going to the zoo, but manly just so he can see the tiger exhibit
- He just flat out forgets to eat?? like it's crazy
- DEFINITELY A CAT PERSON
- Loves pranking the other boxers with his magic, likes teleporting to them to move something of theirs before teleporting away again
- Genuinely can't cook to save his life
- Is always so calm about situations that would alarm most people
- REALLY flirty, like at this point he doesn't even really he's being so flirty to people
- The lightest sleeper imaginable genuinely wakes up to the SMALLEST noises
- He has dirt on like,, EVERY boxer of the WVBA its actually so scary
- Gossips with Don HELP
- Incredibly poker face and can lie SOOO well
- He's also great at sensing when someone else is lying
- FLAWLESS MEMORY THIS GUY REMEMBERS THE SMALLEST THINGS FROM YEARS AGO
- When he likes someone, he becomes very touch positive with said person, hovering a bit closer to them or keeping his hand on their shoulder!!
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taiwanesepotato · 16 days ago
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My personal PO ranking based on attractiveness
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Glass Joe- He seems like a nice sweet guy and hes kinda adorable 🥰
Von Kaiser- Idk what it is about him, man. I don’t like old dudes or mustaches but he’s got that traditionally masculine military aura and those muscles…….😛😛 also I want to heal his bruised soul
Disco kid- I think he’s cool asf but I see him more as “one of the gurlz 💅” and would love to be friends
Don Flamenco- I like skinny men and I don’t like guys with long hair, hence why my only picks are glass Joe, Von Kaiser and don flamenco. Plus Don flamenco is a romantic fella~~~🇪🇸
Piston Hondo- Piston Hondo is East Asian 🇯🇵 I am also East Asian 🇹🇼 Something we both have in common :D also he’s unproblematic and a respectable man (and he can teach me Japanese) 🪭
Great Tiger- Great Tiger has magic 🧞
Sandman- No strong opinion about him.
Bear Hugger- He seems like a cool guy but he looks like half of the uncles in my family
Aran Ryan- Sorry to all the Aran Ryan Stans out there ( @greattigerssimp) but I cannot in good faith be love with a guy who is abusive and has a rat tail nice body and stubble though
Soda Popinski- no storing opinion about him either but he is kinda intimidating he drinks a scary amount of soda even as a soda lover myself 🥤
Bald Bull- bro is scary 💀 (idk where is this “soft side of his people keep talking about) plus he threw a dumbbell into crowd, someone could’ve died 😵🪦
Super Macho Man- SMM seems like the type to have an alpha male podcast, pass 👎 also I don’t like long hair or speedos
King Hippo- Judging from his appearance in the Wii live action, he seems like a chill guy but…🦛….yeah….to all the King Hippo fangirlies, he’s all yours 😊
Yes I copy pasted this, from my response to @speeeeeb listing their own PO hotness ranking. Feel free to judge me and give me your personal ranking list, be it through reblogs or in the comments 😊
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punching-obsession · 2 years ago
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Hear me out, hear me out
Platonic yandere hondo or don with a darling that’s almost identical to Carrie White(personality, wise,) besides the telekinesis like personality and body, languages, and everything
Like, like like just imagine DUDE IMAGINE
Anyway, love you Platonically- Dollmoth-productions
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FUCK YES AND PLATONICALLY LOVE YA TO! Also chose hondo! Also sorry for the long wait I thought I already published this.
TW/CW:Reader’s Mother,abuse,threatening,murder,unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,I DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING IN THIS
Piston hondo
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-Adores you deeply, like your sweet and soft nature makes him more overprotective of you.
-He hates your mother. She traumatized you and gave you religious trauma(Since Carrie’s mom was a Christian and abusive to the point she made the prayer closet.) so he hates her, he’s got her in prison and he’s adopted you :)
-Unlike his usual yandere counterpart He’s much more softer and very lenient on you as he doesn’t want you to not trust him. There’s no prayer closet and all the closet are always open a bit so you can peak inside of it
-He doesn’t force any culture or beliefs on you but he does teach you so that you can learn more about them.
-He’s willing to have a body count if someone makes you upset or tries to harm you. No one is hurting you on his watch, he’ll kill anyone before they get to
-He doesn’t make sudden movements so that you don’t feel uncomfortable with him. If you flinch around anyone because someone or something scared you he’s immediately reassuring you
-You aren’t allowed to be in boxing, even if you want to your not allowed to as he doesn’t want you hurt. He’s your dad now so it’s his responsibility to take care of you!
“There you are, I was getting worried I couldn’t find you”
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greattigerssimp · 2 months ago
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👻🎃Punch Out Halloween Headcannons!! 🎃👻
(Not doing colored text anymore bc it's frustrating to do on a phone bruh)
Glass Joe 🥐🇫🇷
- Dressed up as a mummy, but you're forgiven if you thought he got into a bad accident
- Along with the candy, the nurses at the WVBA helped with his costume (he's close to them - dude's a boy best friend to them)
- Not going out, is staying inside and watching old horror movies
- Giving out candy the WVBA nurses lended to him, which consist of tiny lollipops and hershey kisses (if he likes your costume, he'll give you a little croissant he baked that morning)
- Got pranked by Kaiser's boxing class/Aran around 2am! They basically trapped him in his own costume (wrapped into a real mummy) and locked him in his closet. Aran wrote "french fry shelter" on the closet before inevitably leaving him. No one found him until the next morning
Von Kaiser 🔩🇩🇪
- His boxing class is going around, pranking everyone alongside a certain Irish boxer
- Didn't dress up, is just wearing a cutesy (of corny) halloween t-shirt
- Not trick or treating, he spends all night by the door, awaiting kids (he doesn't wanna get surprised by them)
- Giving out toothbrushes and raisins, like bruh, you're German ffs give out chocolates or something /j (borrowed this hc from @bucketspammer4life )
- Was informed about his students pranking the other boxers by Hondo. They're all running extra laps tomorrow morning
- Was the first to find and free Joe the next morning
- Apologized in-person to every single individual person pranked by his students
Disco Kid 🕺🇺🇲
- Dressed as Abba, sung her songs throughout the whole night
- Actually went trick or treating, but his mom is giving out king-sized candy bars (he will happily tell anyone this information)
- Visited Joe and freaked out, thought Joe was seriously hurt.
- Pulled an all nighter (zamn, again, Disco Kid??)
- Ran into Aran and the boys at some point, took a selfie with them, and left them.
- Managed to score the most candy out of everyone that was also trick or treating
King Hippo 🦛🏝
- Not trick or treating or handing out candy
- Literally scaring anyone he stumbles across (halloween is new to him)
- Dressed in a hippo onesie
- Stole as much candy as possible whenever he found a "take one" bowl
Piston Hondo 🥊🇯🇵
- Group costume! Him, Heike, and Tiger are dressed as Sailor Moon characters. He's dressed as Sailor Jupitar (his fave)
- Heike is dressed as Sailor Mercury
- Even Yuki (the cat he owns) is dressed as Artemis
- He's at his apartment, standing near the door, expecting trick or treaters
- He's handing out generic candy, snickers, reeses cups, milky ways, etc. If he loves your costume, he'll give you a piece of his secret stash of Japanese candy
- Got his door painted pink because of Aran and his squad of pranksters. He informed Kaiser about this immediately
Bear Hugger 🐻🇨🇦
- Posted a poll online about what he should wear. His fans wanted him to go as Freddy Fazbear...
- "Erm, what's a Frederick Fast Bear?"
- Learned about the fnaf lore
- Dressed up as Freddy Fazbear (har har har har har) and his wife, Lomasi (an OC of mine, exclusive to my SU) dressed up as Chica
- Spruce (his squirrel) is dressed up as the cupcake, but it is implied that the squirrel gave consent (pls someone get this joke ;-; )
- By far, the best boxer to visit. Bro is giving out full sized pancakes and waffles
- Thankfully, didn't get pranked bc lives far from the other boxers
Great Tiger 🐯🇮🇳
- Dressed up as Sailor Uranus to match the Sailor Moon theme. His clones are dressed as the other Sailor Senshi
- He's out trick or treating while his clones give out candy
- Got a decent amount of candy; He's willing to trade anyone for the candy's that have nuts in them
- His clones are giving out only m&ms in a variety of flavors... and the occasional small toy once they ran out of candy
- The real Great Tiger gets pranked by Aran and the boys! They steal his magic gem and refuse to give it back unless Tiger performs out one of those in def transformation scenes from the Sailor Moon anime. They record it, and it goes viral
Don Flamenco 🥀🇪🇸
- Dressed as Prince Philip, and Carmen is dressed as Princess Aurora. It made for a cute pic on social media
- Wanted to go trick or treating, but Carmen threatened his li-- nicely said to him that someone should pass out candy while she goes out trick or treating with her friends. She promises to share her candy with Don
- All of Carmen's friends are dressed as the other Disney princesses
- He's giving out WAY too much candy... half the kids in Brooklyn Heights (the place in my AU where Don and Carmen live) are all on sugar rushes now. He's giving out the good stuff too... like, full on individual bags of candy.
- Keeps getting catcalled by lonely women and moms... and Aran Ryan.
- Got pranked by Aran and his gang of kids! They stole his toupee and threw it in a tree.
- Spent half the night trying to get the toupee back
- The next morning, he learned that Carmen did not save him any candy from her trick or treating (dw Disco Kid will spare him some candies)
Aran Ryan 😈🇮🇪
- Dressed as himself and spent the entire cold night only wearing his boxing shorts.
- Left a candy bowl outside his place, but that candy bowl is placed within a bear trap... no one knows if it's real or fake.
- Even if you get past the bear trap, the candy Aran placed out will mostly likely have razor blades in them (the candy ain't worth it, it's just those gummy cheeseburger's that Lil Mac's hiding in his gloves)
- Met Kaiser's boxing class of kids while trick or treating and bribes them into pranking other people in exchange for candy
- They egged 18 houses, tp-ed 21, and mugged at least 66 trick or treaters of varying ages
- Ransacked Joe's apartment for all of his candy and his morning croissants. He basically robbed Joe using a tiny army of minors
- Also pulled an all nighter
- Somehow managed to get one of the kids (some nerd named Mason) arrested
- Didn't share any of his candy with the kids (he'll pay for this eventually)
- Stopped his pranks at 7am after attempting to smash a jack o lantern on Bald Bull's doorstep and failing after Bald Bull charged at him
Soda Popinski 🍾🇷🇺
- Had no idea what to go as, so he placed some goofy mimimi pajamas on, and said he was "tired" (dad joke)
- "Bruh what are you dressed as?"
- "Oh me? I'm tired."
- Not trick or treating because he looks goofy. He's staying inside, listening in on Macho Man's halloween podcast
- Giving out tiny soda cans since everyone already knows him as a soda fanatic
- Very careful about pranksters targeting him for his past alcohol addiction... straight up pretended to not be home when Aran and his gang of minors pulled up
Bald Bull 🐂🇹🇷
- No candy, not dressed up
- Literally just vibing, going on a fun scary movie marathon with his nephew and niece.
- He carved a few pumpkins earlier and displayed him outside his place, but otherwise wants to be unbothered
- Heroically placed an end to Aran's halloween reign of terror
- Fell asleep listening to Macho Man's podcast
Super Macho Man 🌊🇺🇸
- Dressed as a lifeguard, specifically a lifeguard character he played as in one of his past movies
- Hosted a failed live halloween podcast where he tries to meet up with fans... this fails hard. Only 5-7 people join his podcast.
- Going trick or treating, but he's really just going out to visit fans... and failing at doing so.
- Got a hefty donation from "ATallGlassOfVictory70" for no reason
- Got bullied for "being fake" by a bunch of children... and Aran Ryan.
- Didn't leave candy out. Instead, he left out a bowl of sticky notes with his name on them. Only 1 autograph per person!
Mr. Sandman 💤🟢
- Didn't dress up. He's not even wearing a Halloween shirt. He wanted to dress up as a Kirby character, but his trainer/boss, Mr. Dream said he would look stupid and unprofessional
- Didn't go trick or treating, and thinks he's too old for it (he's wrong /gen)
- Giving out above average candy... mainly fruity/sour candy
- Unintentionally scaring most kids by his mere appearance, especially really young ones
- Aran and his gang didn't bother pranking him
- Can't eat any of his candy, as it isn't in his 24/7 training diet regime that he has
Thanks for reading guysss :33 Happy Halloween!
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lythiannatheultimate · 28 days ago
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Some punch-out high school headcannons
Yeah, that's basically it
🇫🇷 glass joe❤
•friends with Von
•actually feels like he is loved by his parents
•has long hair
•chill
•has the best fashion sense in the entire school
🇩🇪 Von Kaiser🔩
•friends with Joe
•his parents died
•Also has long hair
•Textbook definition of PTSD
•Joe helped him feel better
🇺🇸 Disco Kid🎶
•dating Aran
•loves his parents
•Has curly hair
•Definition of fruity🍇
•Caught Aran cutting himself and he helped him
🇦🇬 King Hippo🏝
•Got made fun of for being overweight
•Sad
•Friends with Mad Clown
•chubby
🇯🇵 Piston Hondo/Honda🍣
•Fit
•does Karate as an activity
•Dating Bear Hugger
•Still has the same hair
•wore a crop top one day because Aran dared him to
🇨🇦 Bear Hugger🍯
•Treats Hondo like his queen
•actually has a well balanced weight
•loves his parents
•wore hoodies every day
•has short hair
🇮🇳 great tiger🕌
•flirty
•trying to learn how to be a better rapper
•has very long hair
•Wore a straight up bra and nothing else to school because Aran said that it will make him look more attractive
•Incredible magician
🇪🇸 Don flamenco🌹
•bisexual mess
•watched the entire series of twilight
•flirted with a couple of dudes
•fabulous
•Awesome at dancing
🇮🇪 Aran Ryan🍾
•wore nothing but a unpatted bra, booty shorts, and fishnets (Because idk free will)
•Almost as gay as Disco Kid
•Dating Disco kid
•loves to unobey the dress codes
•Friends with everyone surprisingly
🇷🇺 Soda Popinski🍾
•hiding Vodka in his water bottle
•wearing the same thing Aran is wearing
•Loves Aran (as a friend)
•Will randomly start twerking out of nowhere
•chill
🇹🇷 Bald Bull🏋
•Has massive anger issues
•Will freak out if someone touches his hair
•basically he just wants privacy
•Wears normal and basic clothes
•Actually chill when he is not mad
🇺🇸 Super Macho man🌊
•flirting with every boy he sees
•Has probably 8 boyfriends
•very nice
•Rich kid
•wears the weirdest clothing ever
🇺🇸 Mr.Sandman🏋
•chill
•Friends with bull
•Loves his teachers
•Actually very smart
•Also friends with Hondo
🇬🇧 Narcis Prince🎽
•underweight
•Bragging about his hair 24/7
•has a very big crush on Macho
•Hottest boy in the entire school
•gay as a may pole
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greattigerssimp · 2 months ago
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Punch Out!! Wii boxers and their workout regimes.
(Got inspired from @bucketspammer4life and their buckets-worth of Punch Out headcannons, so here I am making mine! Teehee. We all saw cutscenes about how Lil Mac trains for matches, but what about the other boxers?? Find out here!)
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Glass Joe: 🥐🇫🇷
- Hates waking up early, so he starts later in the afternoon/evening
- When he works out, he wears a black hoodie that says "But first, coffee" on it.
- Focuses on cardio to stay in shape, and because his natural upper body strength is abysmal
- Kaiser sometimes helps him prep for matches and tends to over-praise him... like, Joe will do 2 push-ups and Kaiser will be on his knees, screaming about how amazing Joe is doing.
- Hates dieting to build muscle (since it takes him away from his beloved breads and wine), but if he has to, his go-to meal plan consists of Greek yogurt, berries, PB on whole grain sandwiches, and salads.
- His workout playlist consists of a variety of music, but quite a lot of Daft Punk. He's a closeted fan of them.
- He used to sparr with Gabby Jay before he died. It was his only real practice and upper body exercise he got. Nowadays he sparrs with Kaiser or Bear Hugger for practice
Von Kaiser: 🔩🇩🇪
- Opposite of Joe, focusing on his upper body strength only.
- Wears his classic slutty white tank top and army pants... and iconic boots while working out.
- He also wakes up stupidly early for a run, and almost got mugged one morning one time.
- A rare pull-up lover! Dude is shockingly good at pulling his own weight.
- He's also scarily good at climbing stuff... don't blink, or you'll see him on your roof all of a sudden
- Uses techniques from his own regime to help train his students
- Workout playlist is boring
- Very meat heavy diet, both on rest and training days. Very bleak breakfast, mainly consisting of eggs, toast, and black coffee.
Disco Kid: 🕺🇺🇲
- One word: Boxercise.
- Takes lessons with Heike as his teacher
- Ofc wears the leotard. He's had that leotard for a while, actually... he says it fits fine, buuuut let's just say that there are certain signs that show the outfit getting small on him...
- Exercises whenever he wants; his classes are indoors, so time isn't an issue for him.
- Has over +20 playlists, one for every day, of ever hour, of every "vibe."
- If he's training for a fight, he'll usually rely on greens and vegetables to help him keep him focused. Also plenty of protein shakes (his fave flavor is cookies and cream)
- Aside from boxer-cising, he enjoys going on afternoon or morning walks with his mom (and sometimes April tags along)
King Hippo: 🦛🏝
- His only idea of "working out" is to swim butt naked at the nearest beach
- The only music he listens to is the ocean ✨️
- He always eats a punching bag before hits fights... no one knows why. That should tell you enough about his pre-fight diet.
Piston Hondo: 🥊🇯🇵
- Like Kaiser, works out early in the morning, but also late at night too
- If he's in public, he's wearing a white t-shirt and sweat pants. If he's working out in private, he's wearing this pink Sailor Moon tank top he's owned since he left Japan.
- He and Tiger practice meditation together. Mental health is just as important as physical health!
- Cardio lover
- Disgustingly quick reflexes
- One time, he used a treadmill at the gym, and he accidentally broke it after running in the highest setting for over an hour.
- Playlist consists of J-Pop and a little bit of vocaloid. Like Joe, he's insecure about the music he likes.
- Absolute W workout diet. Rice + home made chicken or white fish, crunchy sea weed strips, and lightly seasoned edamame?? All inside a cute bento box that looks adorable AND portions out the food??? Sign me and the WVBA up! He changes it up a lot, too, for the sake of trying new things.
Bear Hugger: 🐻🇨🇦
- Trains anytime of the day, wearing anything. Sometimes he'll train butt naked in the woods to really "capture the bear spirit."
- Bears, squirrels, you name it! He's trained, at least with every North American animal, at least once.
- Loves hockey! Not only does he watch it a lot, but he's good at playing! He and Lomasi play for fun or for training.
- Doesn't really listen to music while working out (he prefers the sounds of nature) buuut he does have a playlist all about country rock.
- His diet? Raw fish. Either caught by him, Lomasi or the bear he trains with.
Great Tiger: 🐅🇮🇳
- Doesn't actually work out... his clones do, and he resuscitates the energy from their efforts.
- Does meditation with Hondo... will float unconsciously during meditation.
- His playlist consists of authentically Indian music, mainly ones with a calming aura. He listens to them while meditating
- Will sometimes go on jogs with Hondo and get hilariously left behind because Hondo is naturally speedy
- Works out/meditates shirtless
- Would have a W diet if he knew how to cook. He mainly gets Hondo to make him bento boxes for lunch and dinner. Had a prime phase for a good 2 months
Don Flamenco: 🥀🇪🇸
- Works out shirtless in the summer, low-cut tank top in the autumn and spring seasons, and doesn't work outside during the winter.
- Also loves swimming! His swimming exercises are pretty rigorous. Also, he posts thrist traps of him swimming for attention lmao
- Carmen decides when he can and can't work out. Someday's he can work out at night or in the morning, and somedays he can't
- His workout playlist is all sorts of disorganized. He's got authentic Spanish music in there, but he also likes his fair share of girly pop (thanks to Carmen), and because of his one emo phase, there's a bunch of metal and punk pop in there. One minute he's listening to "Firework," the next, it's "Misery Business."
- He would absolutely LOVE to have his own Spanish based diet, but nah... Carmen's rich parents usually cook for him every night. He's stuck eating unseasoned chicken and cold collared green until his fights. And no, he isn't allowed to cook for himself, even though he can do so pretty well.
Aran Ryan: 😈🇮🇪
- Upper strength dude, straight up. If he's not punching something into oblivion, he's not working out.
- Works out all night and sleeps all day.
- Will trash talk whatever inanimate object he's beating into oblivion.
- Got arrested once for fighting random strangers on the street... police were called after he bit someone's finger off. Claims he was just working out
- Wears a "punch me, I'm Irish" tank while he's working out
- Playlist consists of Irish and British punk rock bands
- Gets hot way too easily; the place he works out in has to be breezy/cool or he's getting distracted
- No diet whatsoever. No one's taking his fish and chips or his shepards pies away from him, no sir
Soda Popinski: 🍾🇷🇺
- Booty shorts and crop top tank top. Doesn't matter what the weather is... he's wearing this. He gets a lot of stares...
- Hates cardio, makes him anxious bc he's so tall. Focuses on upper body strength
- He isn't into basketball, but if we was, he'd be really good at it; would be a nice way to train.
- During his withdrawal phase, he found it horrible to work out. He felt so tired and weak for days on end, and lacked the motivation needed to workout.
- Broke lots of training equipment back in his spiked liquor era.
- Playlist mainly consists of Russian hits that he grew up with + the occasional folk song
- Sparrs with Macho Man for totally straight reasons (liesss)
- Very safe, very bland diet... but it does the trick, and it doesn't make him throw up. He's very conscious about what he puts into his body, since he's afraid of how the liquor would react to it.
Bald Bull: 🐂🇹🇷
- Wears a boxing outfit + tank top
- Also meditates, but privately.
- His entire work out regime is as closeted as possible.
- Very calm when working out... he's almost a completely different person than how he is in the ring
- Listens to calming white noise instead of music
- Diet isn't that rigorous, but it isn't particularly unhealthy either. Baklava for breakfast, lean kebabs for lunch, and Manti for dinner.
Super Macho Man: 🌊🇺🇸
- Wears the same speedo he does in the ring when he works out. If it's cold outside, he'll wear a Hollywood Blvrd hoodie and no pants, aside from that speedo.
- ONLY works out on the beach he lives by, and only does it in the afternoons.
- Blasts his music on the beach... he listens to a DISGUSTING amount of pit bull. It's either him, or any other rave song that's been played dozens of times
- Either swims, surfs, or punches a bag. He'll record himself doing this too
- Likes to sparr with Soda on the beach... and surf, ofc, this is my AU and Soda x Macho Man is built upon romantic surfing moments !!!
- Also hates dieting, like Joe, but if he has too, he'll stick to steaks and energy drinks. Also enjoys morning Mimosa's
Mr. Sandman: 💤🇺🇲
- Very private work out routine
- Spends entire days in his apartment, just punching a bag and listening to a playlist designed by Mr. Dream that TOTALLY doesn't have subliminal messages... ha-
- Puts bulking powders into every piece of lean meat and energy drink he consumes; its borderline unhealthy
- Ofc the bulking powder he uses is created by the WVBA...
- He's lowkey miserable, but pretends he's not.
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greattigerssimp · 20 days ago
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The boxers with their dream girlfriend/wife ❤️
PO boxers and their ideal partners!
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Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐
- Is in a relationship with Von Kaiser, and they've been together since the 80s tournament
Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩
- Is in a committed relationship with Glass Joe
Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺
- Considers himself single, but Aran has a big fat crush on him, but he considers Aran a bestie
King Hippo 🏝 🦛
- Aroace + technically an animal
- No queen Hippo :[
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🍣
- Also aroace, not romantically interested in anyone
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻
- Married to my OC Lomasi! Has been married to her since the 90s
- Lomasi looks like this! (Art credit goes to @vampirtulpe )
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Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅
- Divorced, and is still looking for that special man or woman
- Has a preference for men/women who are more reserved. They compliment his personality.
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀
- In a mutual relationship with Carmen; it's an abusive relationship but he doesn't realize it
- One time admitted in an interview that he has a preference blonde girls
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈
- Has a big fat crush on Disco Kid, but doesn't know how to confront his feelings
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾
- Has a huuuge crush on Macho Man, but is incredibly shy about confessing because of how popular and loved Macho Man is
Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂
- Aroace, just like Hondo
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊
- Has multiple sugar babies and girl fans, but doesn't realize Soda has feelings for him
- Considers Soda a good friend and a boxing rival
Mr. Sandman 💤 🟢
- No romantic interest at the moment, but he thinks each of the WVBA boxers are all decently attractive to an extent
- Has a preference for young, muscular men, preferably shorter than him
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greattigerssimp · 16 days ago
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Okokok hear me out on this one
The boxers stranded on an island 😏
Will they survive or starve?
Boxers on an island! (If they were alone lol)
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(Idk what the cover should be, soooo uh... pov: on a date with Don Flamenco at Culvers)
(Tw: mentions of death)
Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐
- He's not surviving
- If the fear doesn't get to him, the animals and inability to eat fresh meat and self-purified water will
- Would die on his first day, and would just cry and cry until someone either found him or he perishes
Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩
- Physically he could, but mentally he'd be a train wreck
- His mental state could go either way... he'd either perish under the anxiety of being alone, or he'd go completely crazy and kill anything that moves or makes a nosie
- His initial plan would be to build a raft, but if that doesn't work, than he's getting shipwrecked and going crazy
Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺
- Imo I don't think so... his life is pretty ritzy and somewhat materialistic; idk if he'd survive... probably not
- His plan would be to signal for an aircraft or ship passerby by shouting
- If he'd die, he'd probably get eaten by an animal he thought was friendly
King Hippo 🏝 🦛
- Would flourish and live on that island forever
- Would re-establish Hippo society and would leave his career as a boxer behind
- Only thing that would kill him is an island intruder
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🍣
- Absolutely would survive
- His short term plan would be to locate himself using the stars, build a raft, and follow the northern star to civilization- his long term plan would be to build a shelter and find/purify clean water
- Would def take shelter in a cave since I don't think he'd be the building type of person
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻
- Would make it out alive!
- Would befriend all of the animals on the island and use them to get back to civilization (Would absolutely ride a dolphin or an unrealistically huge manta ray back to NY and he'd act like it's normal)
- If he was ever gonna die though, it'd be because of dehydration
Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅
- Wouldn't he teleport out of the island and live???
- If he couldn't use his magic, he'd probably try building a shelter and fail at it
- Would def die in a unique way, like... idk like eating a plant that was poisonous
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀
- Just like Joe, but he'd also go completely crazy like Kaiser
- Would strangle a random animal out of pure rage of living in an unkempt island away from people
- Would die trying to swim back to civilization
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈
- Ohhh the wildlife of the island should fear him
- He's killing everything in sight and then burn everything bc I hey hoooo I hc that he knows how to make fire >:)
- Would swim back to civilization but would never be mentally sound for it ever again... (as if he was in the first place)
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾
- Big ball of anxiety, would perish, but would at least try to survive
- Has no plan, would just keep himself warm, fed and hydrated until someone saves him
- 50/50 perish rate depending on if he gets saved
Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂
- Would survive... would take Soda's strategy and perfect it
- He would defend himself against the wildlife effectively and would keep to himself most days and nights
- Would absolutely get found, but would be the type of guy to NOT look pretty after surviving on an island
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊
- He'd think he could survive, but he can't
- His knowledge of island survival comes from Hollywood movies and shows, so... very limited.
- He would perish by making a makeshift surfboard, trying to surf to civilization, would ALMOST make it... but would perish before he even knew he was there.
Mr Sandman 💤 🟢
- Would survive, but only because he's popular and Mr. Dream would send a seven nation army to find him
- Actually would love to be stranded and alone... away from Mr. Dream, if he ever found himself in that situation (he won't verbally admit this tho)
- He would perish laying on the beach, resting until one of many wildlife dangers killed him or if he'd be found by Mr. Dream
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greattigerssimp · 2 months ago
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Maybe childhood hc of the boxers (idk if this a weird req )??
It's not weird at all! Childhood hc's coming up + you can find more about their origins in my AU :>
Glass Joe 🇫🇷🥐
- Lived with his mom, dad, and his uncle, Gabriel (aka Gabby Jay). All his guardians all worked for very long hours (since living in Paris is pricey)
- His mom (Celine) and dad (Dion) were barely in his life because of it; Gabby was his primary caretaker
- Gabby was basically his best friend since he didn't have a lot as a child
- Has had asthma his whole life and was never ever good at sports or PE. (Bro does not smoke in this AU lmao)
- He's actually very smart! Loved writing and math, and is one of the few boxers that was able to go to college
- Some of his best childhood memories are with Gabby, whether it be going to see a play with him, or learning how to bake with him... they were insanely close.
- Went through a small emo phase when he was 13. He's still very embarrassed about it to this day.
Von Kaiser🇩🇪🔩
- Grew up in two different homes... for least part, he grew up with his ultra caring, ultra sweet single mom (named Emilia)... or for the most part, he grew up with his ultra strict, bigoted, and cruel grandparents (Agnes and Leopold)
- His grandparents are where his adulthood trauma stems from. They were horrible... as early as 6 years old, Kaiser was forced to cook, clean, have his bed made at 5 in the morning before school... that sorta thing.
- They punished hard, too. Name any outdated or cruel punishment towards a child, and they've probably done it. Screaming at him, breaking toys, locking him in the attic... and, of course, physical violence. Belt or hand, take your pick.
- Kaiser actually has a small premenant burn on his bottom left hip. It was when Agnes burned him with a hot pan as a kid... if anyone asks about it, he'll lie and quickly tell you it's a birthmark.
- Growing up with them, especially with his grandfather, he was taught to always bottle his feelings. This led him to being very social distant, both in school and when he eventually enrolled in technician school.
- His mom was pretty cool, though. She was an engineer (later an amputee, long after Kaiser moved out of Germany) and did her best to provide for her and her son. Because she had no other relatives and she didn't want Kaiser staying home alone every day (her job is very time demanding), she had to send him to live with his grandparents often.
- If his grandparents were alive today, they'd def be tweaking tf about Kaiser getting with not only a man but a French man.
Disco Kid 🇺🇲🕺
- Omg a childhood that isn't completely sad???
- Lived a comfortable, upper middle class with his mom (Zuri), his radio host dad (Kenneth), and his little sister, April.
- Naturally a very active child! He's been in and out of multiple sports, but dancing was by far his favorite.
- Also very close to his mom and adopted her love for disco and the 80s in general. They boxercise regularly together, and sometimes April will join them
- Certified prom king expert! The dude has completely owned every single school dance he's been to. This made him a popular kid with plenty of friends growing up.
King Hippo 🏝🦛
- Not much to say! Hippo was born an adult. He was a full-blown adult hippo before getting mutated into a human-hippo being. (See my AU for details)
- Has very few memories of his time on Hippo island... he just knows he was the leader of them, though.
Piston Hondo: 🇯🇵🥊
- Lived with his mom (Michi), his dad (Ryu), and his twin sisters, Aki and Aiko.
- Always busy. If he's not at school, he's most likely working at the family restaurant, called "Heart of the Hondo's, as a cook.
- Parents were strict but not outwardly abusive. They raised him right! Taught him responsibility, respect, discipline... everything that he is today.
- Aki and Aiko are little Aran Ryan level menace's... Hondo had to take care of them and make sure they never got into any trouble most days.
- Childhood friends with Heike Kagero ever since grade school.
- Very quiet, non-social kid, and mainly hung out with Heike. If he's not working or at school, he'd spend his time watching anime (mainly Sailor Moon) or reading manga. His sisters loooved teasing him about his love for Sailor Moon...
Overall, pretty good childhood! He has a lot of nostalgia for his childhood, too.
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦🐻
- Didn't have a very great relationship with his folks... at least not until his teen years, that is.
- His father (Caleb) was a big name hunter, and his mother (Elanor) specialized in taxidermy.
- They lived in a rural community in Salmon Arm, Canada.
- They weren't really mean or horrible people, but they didn't know Bear didn't agree with their actions... mainly because Bear never confronted them. At all.
- Got very rebellious as a teen and ran away from his folks one night with his squirrel, Spruce. To this day, his parents seriously think he got kidnapped or something, and nowadays, they actually have no idea Bear is a boxer now.
- Spent his whole childhood with Spruce and other animals. Ever since he was 4 years old, animals just had a natural gravitation towards him.
- Never saw his grieving parents again.
Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐯
- Legit doesn't remember his childhood well.
- He imagines it was pretty mundane and routinely.
- Thinks he had a childhood pet...? He could be wrong, though.
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸🥀
- Lived in a middle class home with his mom (Lucia) and his dad (Juan)
- His mom was VERY dotting and protective... girl would throw a shoe at you if you accidentally looked at her son the wrong way. She bragged about him a lot too. Girl definitely wore the pants in her relationship.
- Ofc, even if Don's mother was clingy and protective of her "sweet baby angel" son, it didn't stop a certain blonde tourists parents from convincing her to let Don leave Spain...
- In terms of childhood, Don was a very popular kid for how social he was. He wasn't a particularly behaved student though.
- Definitely became a jock in his team years, sporting a large male friend group.
- Loved by his community, especially after his dad introduced him to the matador business at a young age.
- Smaller hc here, but was definitely on a swim team. Idk, I feel like that'd be a thing.
- Even smaller hc; Lucia is actually Latina (from Columbia), and his dad is a native Spaniard. This makes Don mixed race, technically :3
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪😈
- Lived in the outskirts of Dublin with his father (Oscar), his 6 younger siblings, including the one was closest to the most, a year younger sister named Brooke.
- Grew up on a small sheep farm, with lots of responsibilities, similar to Hondo. He looked after his siblings, his siblings did farm work, and his father fed them that night. That's how it worked.
- Was homeschooled
- Fought with Brooke a lot, except he was always the instigator. Brooke was a sharp contrast to his personality, being an intellectual and a stickler for rules and safety.
- On again off again relationship with his dad. Some days and nights were awesome, but some nights and days were awful...
- His dad was a hard punisher, and he wasn't afraid to spank or use the belt. He also definitely played favorites with all of the siblings.
- Rowdy sibling, and got into trouble the most. Either that or his dad couldn't handle his adhd.
- Runs away during hard fights, either to a local pub or into a sheep pen
- Had this small childhood toy, a stuffed lamb he named "lucky," that he sleeps with every night... and to this day!
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺🍾
- Grew up in a small, low-income community with his mom (Petra), his hard working dad (Grigory), and his short older sister named Svetlana.
- Absolutely adored child. Basically friends with all his neighbors, and was known as this gentle, soft-spoken giant.
- Naturally very tall kid
- Him and Svetlana were nearly always on the same wavelength, it was almost scary at times. They were basically besties
- Worked as a box carrier alongside school
- Parents are humoursly short compared to him. Funnier because they're very sweet and supportive of him, but not to an overbearing extent
Bald Bull 🇹🇷🐂
- Social shut in + anger issues
- His autism made it hard to understand other kids, so he didn't have a lot of friends
- Can't remember his parents well
- Nothing too notable here
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸🌊
- Very rich actors' parents (Sophia and Lucas) that weren't really parents. They were more like acting agents for young Macho Man.
- Didn't do well at school, and was often taken out so he could focus on his inevitable acting career
- Looks SO different from how he did as a kid... as a kid, he was a tiny blonde boy with a cute smile and rosey dimples. A far cry from how Macho Man looks now...
- Loved the beach, but his parents never brought him there much. He'd sneak off with friends often to be at the beach. Loved swimming, surfing and the ocean.
- His parents dropped all contact with him once reports of him being a spoiled, terrible actor to work with made public. They didn't wanna take credit for the kid they raised lol
- Loved action movies as a kid, had a ton of merchandise
Mr. Sandman 🟢🥊
- First of all, dude will never spill the beans about his childhood if you ask.
- Had absolutely incredible parents that he loved a lot. He lived with his kindhearted, if shy mother (Destiny) and his strong, wise father (Miles).
- Loved boxing ever since he was a boy... his childhood room was adorable, adorned with posters, action figures, and even trading cards.
- Strong, sporty kid who participated in multiple little leagues. He laughed and smiled way more during fights as a kid...
- Moved to NY when he was a teen to get recognized... Mr. Dream picked him up for training and stardom.
- Saw his parents less and less the more he worked with Mr. Dream... but Mr. Dream needed full control over him for true greatness.
- His childhood officially ended when his parents never came home from work one day because Mr. Dream had them murdered...
If anyone wants childhood hc for any particular boxer not mentioned, please comment them!~
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greattigerssimp · 1 month ago
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It's really funny how our Don's share a headcanon I made a while ago. It makes me think...
How would other boxers cope with Don's weak stomach? (Genuinely curious)
(May wanna put a CW for Emetophobia/vomiting for this one)
That's a really good question! Here's how'd they react...
(Cw: emetophobia/vomiting)
Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐
- Easily disgusted by vomiting or phlegm... and snails
- Both him and Don hate the idea of eating snails
- Probably wouldn't be the first to help poor Don, but he relates to him since he's a picky eater
- Thankfully, his Sunday brunches never gross Don out
Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩
- Comes prepared with barf bags anytime he eats out with Don or the gang
- Is usually the first to see Don about to puke, and would warn everyone
- One time while Don was sick in the bathroom, he lore dropped how one of his pupils (probably Mason again smh) got sick after watching this documentary about boxing
Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺
- Screams whenever Don pukes
- If Don faints, he's the one to carry him home
- He's honestly cool about most things Don hates
King Hippo 🏝 🦛
- Can't really understand human disgust
- Made Don puke once after Don watched him have a "light snack" before a match
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🥊
- Will feel horribly if he accidentally makes Don sick
- Is typically one to warn Don about his sickness triggers before Don participates in anything
- Is reluctantly the one to clean up any bodily fluids Don dispenses
- Will try his best to cook and make foods that Don agrees with
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻
- Him (and a certain Irish) are typically the ones to gross out Don
- One time all the boxers went camping, Bear caught a raw fish using his mouth, and he made Don sick
- Feels bad about unintentionally grossing Don out
Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅
- Is a sucker for the gross, and is the stark opposite of Don
- Made Don throw up once by creating a bad, deformed clone of himself
- Tries to not laugh when Don feels lightheaded bc he's dramatic about it
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀
- This poor guy and his squeamish stomach...
- Makes his sickness everyone's problem (and tbh he's kinda real for that)
- Can and will get scolded by Carmen for being sick... and by scolded, I mean verbally abused.
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈
- Is most likely the reason Don is throwing up
- Will purposely show him gross images or facts to get him to get sick
- Laughs when Don throws up or gets sick
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾
- Once made Don throw up after he threw up from drinking too much soda
- Relates to Don getting sick, since his alcohol consumption led to his stomach sensitivity
- Will pat Don's back when he gets sick, as if Don was a baby... he doesn't understand that this doesn't help
Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂
- Doesn't really care if Don gets sick
- If anything, his melodramatic behavior annoys him
- Sometimes feels bad if Aran or Bear cause it
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊
- Also doesn't care about Donnie Flamingo
- One time, Don tried a colorful cocktail he was drinking, and he got violently sick from it
- Annoyed that Don could get seasick easily, it makes beach trips hard
Mr Sandman 🟢💤
- Doesn't care at all.
- Thinks Don is a dramatic baby for being sick (this mentality is wrong)
- Almost never gets sick himself, or shows signs
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lythiannatheultimate · 18 days ago
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Punch out characters on a plane🛫
By the way, they are going to Russia because Soda wanted to show them what it was like🇷🇺 (Also the ref (Tony) is flying the plane, give this man a break)
🇫🇷 Glass Joe❤
•listening to music while thinking about life decisions
•Sitting next to von
•Was chill until Mr.Dream screamed at the top of his lungs because he saw a spider
•hates Mr.Dream (Who doesn't?)
•just being himself
🇩🇪 Von Kaiser🔩
•Sitting next to Joe because he needs emotional support
•Tried to watch the movie "Downfall," but the plane was too noisy
•irritated
•Almost had a panic attack
•Okay with Joe there
🇺🇸 Disco kid🎶
•watching Titanic but he randomly sung the songs, plus he cried at some parts
•Singing along to his music
•Aran watched Titanic with him, and he cried too
•Saw that one inappropriate scene and made him throw up(He absolutely HATES those scenes)
•Saw Hondo literally faint
🇦🇬 King Hippo🏝
•chill
•Got actually worried when Hondo suddenly fainted
•being him
•got terrified by Mr. Dream randomly screaming
•Enjoying the plane ride
🇯🇵 Piston Hondo/Honda🍣
•watched some anime with Bear Hugger
•Fainted because he forgot to eat breakfast and Lunch
•picked up the spider Mr. Dream was screaming at and cuddled with it
•Ended up accidentally stealing a pair of Bear Hugger's overalls
•Bear Hugger kissed him and he almost fell over (While Aran was screaming "I ship it!")
🇨🇦 Bear Hugger🏒
•his heart dropped when Hondo fainted
•watched some anime that Hondo was watching
•Chill as the wind
•His squirrel (Chip) managed to climb on the ceiling
•Gave Hondo a little bit of forehead kisses
🇮🇳 Great Tiger🕌
•sleeping most of the time
•Listening to calm music
•The song "I Am The Best," by 2NE1 and started getting down and dirty
•Chilling out
•took off his turban
🇪🇸 Don Flamenco🌹
•couldn't bring Carmen
•wearing a laced dress because he is full of free will
•slaying
•being a romantic mess
•gorgeous
🇮🇪 Aran Ryan🍀
•watched titanic with Disco and he cried
•screamed "I SHIP IT!!!!!," when Bear Hugger kissed Hondo
•that one person who is dancing with Disco Kid
•one time on the ride, he randomly wore weird clothes
•Actually calm
🇷🇺 Soda Popinski🍾
•Layed on Bald Bull's shoulder
•getting drunk as HELL
•Randomly started twerking at some points
•got extremely romantic with Bull
•being his goofy self
I am once again, going to skip Sandman and Bald Bull because they are just normal people.
🇺🇸 Super Macho Man🏖
•singing white girl music
•Dancing
•Was actually nice to the ref for once
•Happy
•Goofy
🇺🇸 Little Mac🏆
•Watching some funny videos with Doc
•wore his pink hoodie because he was freezing
•brung his little mouse friend in a cage
•Happy
•Hondo was talking to Him before he actually replied (HE SPOKE, OH MY GOSH)
*Bonus
🇨🇳 Dragon Chan🏯
•Freezing
•Actually the first time someone had ever seen him wear a long sleeve
•Has a big crush on Macho but won't admit it (Spinkicks anybody?)
•Just being his beautiful self
•Brung a pillow and a blanket and fell asleep
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Hi! I see you like my stupid Punch Out x Disney Princess idea. Maybe some headcanons if they went out for Halloween as the Disney princesses (I know Halloween is over but still 😭)
idk really stupid idea but I blame my brain lol
It's not stupid at all! Girl boss Disney princess boxers coming right up ^^
Little Mac 🟢🥊
- Went as Vanellope
- Doc Louis went as Ralph and Peter Punch went as Felix
- Highly protested against putting candies in his hair
- Kept the hoodie after Halloween, but otherwise didn't care for the costume
- Terrible at the voice
- Watched the movie for authenticity, later bullied Joe for being cut from the film
Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐
- Absolutely adorableeee. Bro got lots of candy for being so bonita
- He actually loooves Beauty and the Beast! It's classic French literature, after all, and he's a sucker for adorable literary works like that.
- Also relates to Belle a lot, mainly for her love of reading
- Gets giddy every time he watches the movie or the Broadway version
- Kinda snobby about it though, like he's all like "erm actually the Broadway version is the one I prefer" like sis no one cares, shush and continue being adorable
- If Gabby was alive in this AU, he'd dress up as Gaston. He admires him in a not-straight way lmao
- Obviously kept the dress
Von Kaiser 🇧🇪 🔩
- Wanted to go as Snow White or Rapunzel since he's familiar with them (his mom would read those fairy tales to him as a kid), but since he was the last boxer to choose who to go as, he got stuck with Anna
- Watched the film alongside Soda, and he didn't care for it (that was mainly bc of Soda singing along to each song)
- Sweating BUCKETS during trick or treating since Anna's outfit is quite warm
- Chaffed... a lot.
- Did not keep the costume, even after Joe's compliments.
Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺
- Was happy to go as Rapunzel, until he realized what a hassle the long hair would be
- Also hard to get groovy bc of the hair
- Has the entire films soundtrack on a playlist
- Made a remix of "I see the light" after he was done trick or treating
- Kept the dress, but gave it to April (his lil sister in my AU) after Halloween. She definitely dressed up as Flynn to match with Disco Kid that night
King Hippo 🏝 🦛
- Bonita af
- Watched the film, and got obsessed with it... the lush, tropical environments reminded him of home, which is rare since Hippo doesn't remember a lot about Hippo island
- Y'all should've seen him watching the film for the first time; he can't talk, but during the songs bro was low-key stimming- like, bouncing a bit in place, humming along, that sorta thing. Dude was in his element
- Joined Macho Man at the local beach for a Halloween swim
- Sadly lost his outfit in the ocean. Cried for 3 hours
Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🥊
- Dresses up as Mulan
- Thought the film was nice, but would much rather wear Mulan's armor than a dress she barely wore
- Heike dressed up as Li Shang, Dragon Chan later joined them during trick or treating, dressed as Shan Yu
- Even Yuki joined them, wearing a cute lil Mushu outfit
- Sadly didn't keep the outfit
Bear Hugger 🇨🇦🐻
- Went as Snow White (SO DID I OMGG?? - me)
- Most authentic portrayal of character; dude equipped himself with animals and stuff to make himself look real
- Wifey Lomasi (OC of mine) had to help him put on the dress. She would match him by dressing up as Prince Florian (would love to go as Pocahontas, but didn't want to chafe + wanted to be unique)
- Spruce (his squirrel) dressed up as an apple
- Singing the songs in a very jolly, very off-key manner.
- He's definitely keeping the costume for next year
Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐯
- Dressed up as Jasmine, but he'd really prefer to dress up as Jafar. He's more bonita (this hc was brought to you by ✨️an extremely biased Jafar fangirl✨️)
- His clones dresses up as the other characters, namely Aladdin, the Genie, and the very bonita Jafar
- Jafar Jafar jafar
- Holy frick I love Jafar smmmmm
- Okay back to Great Tiger
- He liked the movie a lot, and thought it was very funny
- Also very content with his outfit! He didn't chafe (hahaha Kaiser-) and it was nice and breezy
- Even fashioned his flying carpet to look like the one from the movie
- Keeping the outfit, but is definitely dressing up as Jafar next year (mmmm my fave boxer + fave Disney character uwu)
Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀
- Dressed up as Sleeping Beauty, aka Aurora (ironic since in my Halloween hcs Carmen was Aurora and Don was Prince Philip lol)
- Carmen dressed up as Maleficent bc she doesn't want to "dress up as a dude" (oh the symbolism)
- Loves all romance stories, and Sleeping Beauty is no different. Dude 100% believes in true, unconditional love
- Joe also loves sleeping beauty, since it's another piece of classic French literature. He's going to see the play version with Joe in about a month lol
- Somehow didn't chafe; it must be his skincare routine
- Got sleepy halfway through the night and went home early
- Carmen stole the dress and isn't giving it back
Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈
- VERY against dressing up as Merida (a Scottish character) at first, but slowly grew to love it
- He watched the film, and related to Merida to a T (and so do I lmao)
- Brought a real bow and arrow and definitely shot random people with it (Before Sandy broke it)
- Took off the wig, burned it, and threw it at a random house
- Kept the dress and gifted it to his younger sister, Brooker (Another OC of mine) back in Ireland
Soda Popinski 🇷🇺🍾
- Watched the movie with Kaiser and really liked it! He's a sucker for winter aesthetics
- Researched more information on Elsa and went crazy learning about Elsagate
- Can and will sing "Let it go" if you either ask nicely, pay him, or if your name is Super Macho Man
- Chaffed terrible, ended up crab walking most of the night
- Spent 30% of the night w/Macho Man and king hippo, watching Macho Man do laps
- Also gifted the dress to his sister after Halloween
Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂
- Dressed up as Tiana, and doesn't care for it
- Very independent trick or treat night
- Was fine with the movie, but wasn't crazy about it
- A few candy givers complimented him though
- Accidentally ripped his dress late into the evening. Pray to the random group of trick or treaters that got mooned that evening
- Didn't keep the dress
Super Macho Man 🇺🇸🌊
- He's absolutely slaying the little mermaid outfit (he got first pick lol)
- Will not shut up about how he saw the movie in theaters as a kid, and will not shut up about how he knows Jodi Benson lmao
- That being said, it was very hard to move, which meant someone (Soda) had to pull him on a wagon everywhere. Dw, Soda wasn't complaining
- Decided to go to the beach to see if he could swim like a mermaid with the tail on. Yes, he could, and he did it beautifully.
- Soda also joined in his swimming. It wasn't straight at all
Mr. Sandman 💤🟢
- Very itchy dress- it did not accommodate his build at all
- He won't admit it, but he felt very bonita
- Joe started yapping about how lucky Sandman was to be dressing up as such a deep, meaningful character (bro straight up has a hyperfixation for French literature)... Sandy almost clocked him for yapping.
- Ironically had to go home to midnight, not because it was late, but because his glass shoes broke under his weight, and he had to go home and pick shards of glass from his feet
Bonus HC: All of them definitely recreated this scene:
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