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[theloveinc]

Lmaooo just thought about Bakugo doing squats with you walking around the neighborhood bc you’re two days overdue with his fat ass baby😭😭

[amourrs]

Reader is obsessed with Ellie's cheeks‼️She be pinching them, kissing them, biting them, while Ellie giving up to her fate

-🫶🏻

ellie is so confused at the object of your attentions and yet resigned to the fact after months of entanglement. you strike at the oddest times, your girlfriend blissfully unaware as she’s curled up beside you on the couch, some shitty low budget horror movie blaring from the tv as the auburnette shifts her head from its place on your shoulder to rest on your lap. she’s content, the culmination of the hot day and the rhythmic sounds of the ceiling fan luring her brain into a false sense of security. just a little catnap, maybe. it’s not like you’ll mind: you’re used to being her favourite pillow, due to your girlfriend’s reasoning that you’re ‘all cosy like a marshmallow’ (the fact of the matter is, ellie could sleep standing up given the chance. no matter what time of day, give her a spare five minutes and her head is drooping softly against whichever surface is most convenient. turns out, her habit of not sleeping and gaming until three in the morning before conking out in her spinning chair is neither healthy nor viable as a sleep schedule. go figure.) so there she is, drifting off, breathing beginning to slow as your fingers sneakily reach out towards the tanned, freckled skin of her cheeks… “ow, babe! what the hell?” you smother a giggle, mirth slipping through the cracks as you bite back your grin. “sorry, el. cant help it. you’re just—” you press a kiss to her cheek, “so—” another kiss to the opposite side for symmetry, “cute.” a third and final kiss graces the bridge of her nose, tickling at the bone underneath until ellie’s forced to laugh at your antics, hands reaching up to grab at your hips as she pulls you down into a proper kiss, so sweet and heady that you almost miss the mumble she lets out afterwards. “why’s it always my fucking cheeks?”

[kimkaitual]

Winwin — Lifestyle Magazine, December 2023 ↳ for anon ♡

[tra1nchi]

I wanna be 🫶🏻 ehe...

I've read most of your work and I'm inlove!! I just wanna ask if a part 2 would be okay about the "strict teacher gets fucked by his student" so yeah!! That's all byeee

— 🫶🏻 Anon

Link reference: https://www.tumblr.com/tra1nchi/749055042912419840/halloo-fucking-your-strict-teacher-so-he-can?source=share

It was scary reading my own stuff lol,,MINORS DNI!! top male reader,,Part 2,, begging,,Overstim

it was finally time,,he felt himself grow hard as he watches you go through the test,,taking it up with a smile,,coming home to grade your test as he strokes his cock,,biting his lip as he writes a large red A on your paper

Calling you after class to discuss your test results,,when you arrived he was sat on his desk,,holding up your test paper with the A,,His legs spread,,luped up and ready for you,,his cock drooling against the top half off his suit!!

His balls were full from not having cum for weeks!! Moaning like a little slut as he feels your cock finally enter him,zgroaning out fron the amount of praise that was spilling from your lips!! His legs wrapping around your waist,,his hand crumbling your paper slightly,,

"please! let me cum! I need it!" He pants out,,his hands holding onto your shoulders,,moving down quickly to your hips to help you thrust into him,,his eyes rolling back as he moans loudly,,as you hit his prostate so perfectly,,

When you finally whisper in his ear that he could cum,,he squeals,,his cum hitting his shirt,,his thighs trembling as he finally got to cum after weeks and weeks of holding it back!!

Holding onto his desk as he tries to catch his breath but his eyes widen feeling you starting to pound back into him,,the desk creaking under his weight as you comtuine to fuck into him!!

"More! I want more!" He whines,,hiding his face in your shoulder,,letting go off your papers as his eyes tear up from how well your cock felt in his tight walls,,biting down on your shoulder to tru to hold back his slutty moans!!

[carmenberzattosgf]

sugar daddy carmy who likes to buy you a new lipstick so he can see the ring of it around his cock i mean WHAT who said that…

MAGGIE.

stop he would literally take you lipstick shopping to pick out colors. Like picturing this man in Sephora in the lipstick aisle is taking me out, BUT he would be so on task—he has you pick out your favorites, but he gets a couple he especially likes for you.

There’s just something about the lipstick smeared all over your lips while you suck his dick that genuinely starts a fire in his stomach.

When he looks down at the base of his cock and sees the ring of color around it from your lips, he nearly cums on the spot.

Dare I say seeing you wear the lipstick afterwards creates a Pavlov’s dog response in him… the color is just seared in his brain.

[achilles-rage]

Nobody can change my mind on the fact that small innocent kisses with buck always turns into full makeout sessions and he 100% would know what he is doing every time

sigh, i want to makeout with buck like a horny teenager😔😔

he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing too, maybe when you’re both puttering around the house he’d start with innocent enough touches, maybe give you a gentle peck when he passes you, and he’d slowly build up the tension until you’re snapping and launching yourself at him.

NO WAIT and then you’d be pushing him back to sit on the couch and straddling his lap and grinding against him and you’re in a frenzy, trying to touch every single inch of his body and he’s holding your hips in place whispering “slower, slower” against your lips because he’s a goddamn tease!!!

he’s pulling away from your lips every now and then and holding your throat gently, making you slow down and catch your breath meanwhile your mind is clouded with lust and you’re practically begging him to touch you. he just holds your head far enough back that he can study your pretty eyes and puffy lips and not let you kiss him again yet.

“so desperate for it, baby. and all i did was kiss you.”

(s)creaming!!!!

[k-tarotz]

Would You Have A Chance With Your Celebrity Crush? | PAC

Pile One Pile Two Pile Three

Pile Four Pile Five Pile Six

have you ever wondered about whether or not you could pull your celebrity crush? like would you be able to do it? well I am here to tell you if you could or not! it can be an alive person.. or not. someone that lived recently… or not. it’s fully your business! please just keep in mind that this is for fun, it’s absolutely not the set in stone truth and the outcome can definitely change overnight for so many reasons. look at this as the current energy beautiful sweetheart 🫶🏻 having a crush on a celebrity is ok, it’s the unhealthy boundaries that are not, please remember that!

🫐 paid readings

disclaimer: this is a reading made for fun, if you take it seriously don’t participate in it. this includes both if you genuinely believe this is a sign or could impact your mental health in a negative way and/or if you are allergic to joy and fun. period.

Pile One

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : two of swords reversed, queen of wands reversed, the empress, the emperor

YOU LIKE OLDER PEOPLE 🫵🏻 I am joking, of course, but this is definitely an age gap relationship. You could be older too, but the majority of people choosing this pile is younger! So if that’s not your thing, you can choose another pile if you wish to 🫶🏻

Although, I would like to state that for some of you this age gap is under 10, you are just self conscious about it because it’s not something that you are necessarily used to.

If you are an adult over 20 the answer is: Yes! Yes you would. Not because of your age of course, but you are literally their perfect match. Come on, you got the Empress next to the Emperor! Personally, I never get these two together from what I can remember so in my eyes this is INCREDIBLE!!! Do you know the song “can somebody match my freak, somebody with a freak technique?” that’s you two. I do not think you are freaks though lol This pile radiates a very wholesome and cute energy, some of you classy even for sure. A very beautiful energy. It’s like those couples in movies you see that just seem perfect for one another and it feels weird to see them not with each other. Like Marshall and Lily, or Gloria and Jay! It’s like people don’t expect you two work together but you do, better than some couples who look like they were made for one another. It’s very cute in my eyes for sure 💔

If you are a minor, there are two possibilities so please choose whichever fits you.

If you are significantly younger: NO. I am (not) sorry to tell you this, but your celebrity crush is not a creep. Matter of fact, I can feel their energy being disgusted at the thought of dating a minor/someone much younger than them. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely gross adults who are attracted to minors. It’s just not them. They are attracted to people their age and older than them. [If you are in your early twenties crushing on a grown adult like 40+ years they could possibly hate the idea of dating someone significantly younger due to having a relative around your age, which makes seeing you as a child.]

If you are younger only by 2-3 years: NO. At least, not yet. Say you are 16 and they are 18. Right now? Hell no. When they are 24 and you are like 22? Sure, they don’t care. It’s the mental state you two are in, and the life experiences, you know? It’s important to them. They do think a 2 year age gap is important in childhood, not necessarily in adulthood.

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : queen of pentacles, ten of coins, queen of coins, four of coins

if you got a yes - you! you cause this outcome! you are wonderful, so they just can’t help but fall for you. they are magnetically pulled to you because of how attractive and interesting they find you.

if you got a no - I think it’s pretty clear but they look at you as a child. they are the kind of person who likes to protect children from harm, not put them in danger.

channeled song: teacher’s pet - melanie martinez (I do not like her, it’s just your energy)

things that might be relevant: snow white (?), darari - treasure, ‘cutie patootie’, pink plush (a pig?), silly cat plushies / figures, japan scenery, one in a billion - enhypen (someone here likes heeseung lol), butterflies (yellow and white), religious, 00s rnb, nose sensitivity (nosebleeds, hay fever ect), midnight train to georgia (?), purity, coloured rose petals 🥴🫶🏻🧚🏻‍♂️🧚‍♀️🪽🌺☃️

Pile Two

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : eight of pentacles reversed, king of wands reversed, the queen of swords reversed, the chariot side ways under the kow & qos

No, but there doesn’t seem to be a negative energy here. You are just not their kind of person. Not their romantic type, not their ‘friend type’. Rather than this being malicious, it’s disinterested. Definitely not private, but they don’t seem to be interested in a connection with you. I am sorry that sounds harsh, but there is really not much to it.

I wish I could make this as long as pile two’s, but their energy genuinely seems disinterested. As if their higher self doesn’t even care to elaborate. It’s like they have better things to focus on in life? They don’t seem too interested in romance as a whole. Rather tired and exhausted, and just want to focus on work. I am definitely not saying this is healthy though, because something here seems to impact their social life quite a lot.

Yet, they still seem very very kind, it’s like they aren’t interested in romance but if you approach them in a friendly manner they will make sure to be kind to you even if they might be a bit awkward. In a very charming way though. They will make sure you are comfortable and feel safe though.

Their energy is not malicious or mean by any chance, I think my explanation was just a bit too straightforward. They genuinely seem like such a sweetheart, with a bit of sadness surrounding them. That can definitely impact them currently, as it seems like a constant thing in regards of their mood as of now. I hope they can heal, truly. 🫶🏻

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : judgement, six of pentacles, the moon, seven of swords, ace of swords reversed, the lovers

Multiple reasons! However, you need to take only what resonates and what you think is right. One of the reasons is; that you are simply not their type. They don’t want to waste your time and get your hopes up high, that would be like playing with your feelings. Which they definitely not want to do at all.

However, that’s only halfish of the pile. The rest.. Your celebrity crush is simply not interested in romantic or sexual relations. They are aro, ace or aroace. Of course, aroace means little to no interest in romantic and sexual relationships, but theirs pull towards no. In order for this to “change” they have to like you a lot. Which is not impossible, but that’s like three people in this pile only. That’s why I didn’t feel the need to put a yes in the previous section.

channeled song: around the world - ATC

things that might be relevant: mr chu by apink, ph balance lipstick, bows in hair, white sweater, cherry pie, phone case, weird phonecases (?), gel nail art, ‘don’t you know how sweet it tastes’, edits on tiktok, puppies, upset, mascara (mot waterproof), colours brown and beige, gem stones, angel aesthetic ☪️✝️↪️📯🛍️🪭

Pile Three

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : ace of cups, knight of swords reversed, two of swords side ways, nine of coins reversed, justice reversed

Yes, but only because they are sexually attracted to you, quite a lot. It’s like, they wouldn’t mind to date you but they definitely wouldn’t expect it to be a long lasting relationship.

It definitely doesn’t seem like a lovely dovey crush like feeling. Rather one where they could be very attracted to your body. If you are not the same race/ethnicity, that definitely ads to it. Though it doesn’t seem like they would be sad if you reject them, they would respect your wishes and move on, they aren’t a forceful type of person. If one night stands are not your thing they can definitely respect that.

It’s not like they are an asshole but I do assume their preferences in regards of sexual and romantic relationships highly differ from yours. It’s like you are cute, lovely and they find you lovable but more in a friendly manner in a way they adore you. The sexual attraction is just something they cannot deny.

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : the devil, the moon, ace of swords, knight of wands

I will be honest with you sweetheart, they like their youth and that they can get whoever they want. Of course, that’s not true. However in their mind they can, because they know how to use their charm to the max and don’t take failures to the heart but rather as a way to acknowledge differences. “ No hard feelings “ definitely describes them very well.

They prefer to be single and rather get rid of their sexual urges whenever they can with people that are similar minded to them… Basically, hook up culture. Not a player, definitely bit of a pervert though.

channeled song: party for the night - gray / drive - jay park ft gray

things that might be relevant: panda, teddy bear, laugh (you might like theirs), wanda vision, the colour red, sharks, blue, kcon, fan service, video calls, stickers, dyi, disappointed (as in, someone in this pile could be disappointed), acrylic paint 🧊🍿🍷🌟❄️🌈

Pile Four

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : ten of cups, the lovers, judgement, the world, eight of cups reversed, knight of cups

Yes, because they are a family oriented person! They definitely want to get married to the love of their life, their soulmate. Someone who has the same goal as them and can see where their desires are coming from. They don’t see any desire in short relationships or giving their time, body, attention and love to someone that they don’t think deserves it. Someone that only likes shallow relationships or ones without a stable foundation are not for this person. They want someone incredibly committed and loyal who knows what they want. I also do believe that putting family before anything is important to them. As in, the one they create with their chosen one. Nothing is more important to them, so with that heart they wouldn’t like to be with someone that puts work before their family. I would use the word hate, but that might be too much, although at times they do feel that way.

Either way, they judge each of their romantic interests based on their standards. If they notice that their goals don’t align with one another’s they immediately lose interest. It’s the feeling of “I would rather wait lifetimes than be with someone that doesn’t truly love and value me” sort of mindset. Good for them tbh, slay

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : justice reversed, nine of coins reversed, the hierophant reversed, ten of swords

Well, I will be honest here. Some of you downright force yourselves to have the same life goals as your celebrity crush. “ If ____ asks me to I will do it willingly!!! “. The thing is though, you know that’s not the life style you want, but you would still force yourself to be happy and content with it just because you love your person too much. That’s why it would work out, because of your consistent effort. It’s not really worth it tho, don’t give yourself up for anybody, you are worth much more.

That’s only for SOME people reading it. If the shoe doesn’t fit you, don’t wear it. Majority of people who chose this pile have the exact same mindset and would make an insanely lovely couple with their chosen one! You also seem to have the same mindset, hobbies, interests and appreciation for things in life. Honestly very compatible! You could possibly have zodiac signs that are also a good pair.

channeled song: brought the heat back - enhypen

things that might be relevant: golfing, heart and stars, xoxo (hugs and kisses), the colour red, giggles, vampire fangs, little ducklings, bunnies, flowers, cafes, crystal clear water, ice, oranges, animals, birds, teardrop, lock, fan 🥛🍼🩰🎸⛸️🛩️

Pile Five

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : the hermit reversed, two of cups justice, the wheel of fortune reversed, justice

No, you two are simply way too different from one another. Which I believe, you are aware of too. Surprisingly though, you are not the one that would be rejected. You would reject your celebrity crush because I do believe that if you were to know their true nature you would be turned off. So if they make their moves on you; you would just not care and walk away.

Slay, value yourself pretty sweetheart 🫶🏻

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : queen of cups, three, temperance reversed, six of cups reversed

As I have mentioned already, it’s definitely you being turned off by them, getting the ick. Their real personality could very much heavily be different from what they present themselves to be which would make you lose all interest in them for sure. Not because of the person they are, but you must definitely hate lying and people who put on a fake persona. Although, you don’t find their real personality charming as well? They could for sure enjoy flirting with people and making as many experiences as possible, which is not like you. I don’t feel heavy judgement from you, but your energy feels like ‘if I would have known the true you then I wouldn’t have wasted time/energy’ you know? It’s like you are polar opposites.. Two different ends of two different coins. They could also like alcohol more than necessary, which could be a huge no for some people in this pile due to bad experiences in the past. Which is a completely valid point! 🫶🏻

channeled song: million dollar baby - tommy richman

things that might be relevant: trillion, beauty spots, red nails (navy blue & baby blue.. some whites & glitter?), hair strokes (pda), naps, heavy metal (?), broken glass, transparent vases, rubik’s cube, franz kafka (the author), calligraphy pen 🌃☎️⏳🔭📈💥

Pile Six

would you have a chance with your celebrity crush?

🎲 : justice, eight of swords, ace of cups, the lovers

Yes, and you better believe it! Okay, wow, that sounds a bit bad, but I mean it. If you were in a situation where you two were to spend time together, you would have a chance, your romance would just be slow burn. Which, I think is perfectly alright! Although, it might make you a bit sad at first, perhaps more insecure although there is nothing you need to be insecure about. You are beautiful from inside and out!

It’s like you guys would be friends, then sexual attraction would set in and then y’all would be having romantic feelings for one another. The sort of relationship where y’all sleep together, so now you guys are automatically dating lol It’s very sweet and pure, really.

what causes this outcome?

🎲 : five of wands, two of wands reversed, the emperor, six of coins

They are simply not the sort of person to rush into any kind of relationship! Not even when having crushes, they rather would become friends with them to see the type of person they are before making moves. They would also only make moves if they can see that the feelings are mutual, so honestly they are just a rather careful person.

Your feelings would be there from the start while theirs would slowly develop, ya know? It’s like you fell first, they fell harder.

That’s for sure 1000%

Your charms got to them, not just a bit. They like how intense your emotions can get, and how cute you are. They like it because you don’t try to be cute, but rather you just naturally are cute. It’s certainly very adorable to them, it makes them more interested in you. Bit by bit they would fall for you. (Or rather walk in love, they are in no rush.)

channeled song: perfect - ed sheeran

things that might be relevant: potatoes (??), vines, 2nd gen ggs, ‘yayaya’ (x.o by enha / cake by the ocean - joe jonas), pastry, slice of life anime, tiramisu (cake~ tiramisu cake~), red ribbons / red string of fate, black choker, ‘hallelujah’ (like the song), horror movies, starry nights, camping, E, Anne with an e, attack on titan, the sun ♌️⚽️🎟️🏅🗽🏖️

💭 This was fun to make but also a bit challenging 💔 Regardless, I hope everyone enjoyed it, even if they didn’t necessarily liked their result.

– Candy 🍬

[shrimparts-blog888]

Raven×Cupid request from @eahravenmh

Ty love, here you go 🤲🏻🎀✨️

[an-albino-pinetree]

Waiter, waiter! More spicy Jax please!

Sassy

For all the newcomers Carnival!Jax’s creation credit goes to @sm-baby

-v-

[childrenofcain-if]

This epiphany came to me in a dream so please ignore it if I'm way off but with how many hell-like imagery that we see going on, I think that's one of the central themes in the story. Then there's the matter of blood and pomegranates and how the fruit is taken as a metaphor of cannibalism, I remember you saying that it may or may not happen

I love media which uses cannibalism as a metaphor for love so I can't wait to see what you're cooking with this

oop— careful, dear bonnie, don’t bite off more than you can chew...

[petrichorium]

also on my hands and knees dying to know about ur divorce (and perhaps reconciliation maybe…) with sir croc

Firstly I wanna say croc is THE reason for the divorced tier I had everyone in the husband/fiance/bf (and cusp + complicated) tiers I had the list downloaded and then I looked at croc in the husband tier and I was like no. Divorced………

Anyway I think you’re a marriage of convenience at first. Crocodile needs a wife to look more like An Upstanding Citizen Ready To Settle Down for his plans in Alabasta, you need the stability and rapport for your own reasons. A deal was struck (including a nice shiny prenup and an easy way out for both of you), the wedding goes off without a hitch, and now you’re cohabitating.

You’re all but a stranger, truthfully, though he’ll admit you were one of the most beautiful brides he’s seen walking down the aisle. And he finds your presence in his home less distracting than expected—you stay out of his way mostly, though the pair of you eat meals together and sleep in the same bed and you are always expected to be on his arm for formal occasions. You’re more than decent company, slowly warming to him and growing more open; willing to give advice on occasion, even, and it’s good advice he’s prone to heeding.

Which is why he’s blindsided when you drop the papers on his desk. There’s little he can do—they were practically already signed before the wedding, and in the surprise he can’t compose himself enough to think up a proper protest. All he can do is fold his hands together as you turn to leave, clear his throat, and call out, “Might I ask why?”

You shrug. It almost seems sad. “I want something more. You’re a very busy man, I don’t think you can give that to me.”

And those words haunt him, all the more because every trace of you is gone in the span of a few days. He lays in his bed, alone, pondering how much you truly lived in his home and how much he truly had to give you. He thought he made sure you wanted for nothing—but, clearly, that wasn’t the case. And if he’d known you’d be gone in the span of a few years…

In hindsight perhaps he’d been a bit distant. His work took up the vast majority of his time. All those meals were more often than not spent in silence, with Crocodile leaving long before you finished your food; you were often asleep before he came to bed, still slumbering when he woke; he’d arrive to those formal events with you on his arm and part ways almost immediately, drawn to meet with some politician or another and leaving you on your own.

The bed feels empty.

And then he gets a report about Nefertari Vivi. It all goes downhill from there. The empire he spent years building crumbles beneath his feet, toppled by that godforsaken princess and the upstart pirate with a straw hat. And as he’s carted off to Impel Down… he still thinks of you.

It’s perhaps a good thing that you left when you did. In a certain sense it saved you, severing ties with him when you did. But foolishly he wonders about the timing—wonders if it would have happened at all if you’d stayed. Logically he knows the rationale is anything but sound.

Instinctively… whenever he gets out, whatever he intends to do next, he thinks he needs you at his side again.

So when the break-out happens, and Crocodile is given a freedom he’d nearly given up on, the first thing he does is begin to track you down.

It takes more than he thought it would. His web of informants isn’t half of what it once was, and his name no longer pulls as much weight, forced to remain in the shadows as he now is. You, meanwhile, catch onto the mystery person trying to keep tabs on you far too quickly for his liking—flighty thing, never quite setting down roots, quick to flee at the first sign of danger. A trait that has only seemed to worsen in his absence, it seems.

But it’s only a matter of time. He’s Sir Crocodile after all, back from banishment to the depths of the ocean, sure to see the sun again. His men close in on you within a year as he builds up his numbers again, but Crocodile ensures he’s the first to make contact.

He intends to show you immediately how things will be different this time.

You’ve made temporary home on a quaint little island, sharing a house with a little old granny who lets him in eagerly when he presents a bouquet and says it’s for you. There he waits, served tea and biscuits that he doesn’t taste.

And then the door opens. You pause when you see him, eyes wide—donning a breezy sundress you’d never have worn for him in Alabasta, your hair wind-tousled so unlike the meticulous updos he always saw you in, with a basket of produce under arm—and the sight of you has his chest unwinding. It’s like he can breathe again.

Not that he had any intentions to before, but the smell of your familiar perfume steels his resolve to never let you disappear again.

[pixlpxie]

Here yall go here is your girly

Who in atz is hitting me is the realest question 😔🫶🏻

[katimanki]

Yeah you should😌

✨Inspired by this post by @catboyworld ✨

[hyperfocusthusly]

35. filthy

Hello Jules my love 🧡

—-

Tommy comes home to a mess. He knew that some rearrangement of the kitchen cupboards was unavoidable, but the sight of Buck, and his kitchen, covered in a mysterious white powder was not what he had been expecting.

He drops his gym bag by the kitchen table and edges closer.

“What exactly has happened here?”

Buck snaps round to face him,

“I don’t know Tommy.” Buck gestures at the spice rack spread out in front of him. “What exactly has happened here?”

Tommy peers over the counter at the array of small glass jars in front of him. Buck has a mildly petulant look on his face, along with a smear of the ominous powder.

“Explain to me why you have four open, half used onion powders, a litre tin of oregano and exactly-” he picks something small up off the counter and thrusts his palm towards Tommy “- three peppercorns.”

Tommy at least has the grace to look sheepish.

“Four peppercorns felt like too many.”

That earns him a playful smack and an exasperated eye roll.

“Oh hey, we don’t all have to be covered in mysterious powder” he smiles fondly, wrapping his arms around Buck, even as he half heartedly protests that he’s busy sorting out some kind of spice related calamity.

“You remember that we have dinner reservations in like, 40 minutes right? And babe, you are absolutely filthy.” Tommy lets his voice drop on the last word.

“Onion powder! It’s onion powder! You are insatiable, there is absolutely nothing sexy about onion powder.”

“What about the shower you’ll need to get it off?”

That gets his attention, he squints sideways as best he can with Tommy’s chin hooked over his shoulder.

“What about dinner?”

“We can be a little late.”

—-

Send me micro story prompts 🖊️

[mirensiart]

You got me overthinking about that damn fairy too.

It’s 100% coming back to haunt us, no way it’s not.

But WHEN??

Is it gonna be in the temple?? Is it the GIMMICK of the temple???

Or is Wars gonna keel over and Wind will need to give him the fairy? Or vice versa? Or someone else entirely???

Or maybe someone else without the fairy gets put in a bad spot and remembers that Legend proved it’s possible to change antifairies into regular fairies??

Is it even relevant to the temple?? Is this a long play????? Is this gonna come back like the damn mailman; in an entirely different arc of the comic?????????

Chekhov’s gun is a menace to society and I hate it (I love it, I live for the drama)

My life got so much worse ever since I learned what the chekhov's gun principle is cause now I consume media analyzing EVERYTHING and overthinking every little thing (I'm lying I love doing this lmao)

Ok but I'm so glad I'm not the only one plagued with the idea that the fairy WILL come into play, like why go through the trouble of showing an entire update centered on a fairy just to never bring it up again??

I am 99.9% sure wind caught her, so like going with that idea, wind is in possession of the fairy rn and we don't know if the others have fairies too or not

Jojo hasn't brought the pirate's stone+slate connection up in the main comic, I don't think, so with the group separated like this it's an excellent time to do it!

OR as u said, the showing of the antifairy being turned into a fairy via magic is the relevant thing and not the fairy itself

If say, wind didn't catch the fairy, we did see four really getting worked up over not knowing u could turn antifairies, so like maybe something happens to the only trio and four goes into action looking for an antifairy

AND OHMYGOD DON'T SAY THAT if it doesn't happen now I WILL be STILL thinking about it like that fairy is relevant it HAUNTS ME

CHEKHOV HAS HIS GUN POINTED AT MY FOREHEAD RN THIS IS MAKING ME INSANE JDBDKDN

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olive don’t be shy release some JAW muscle tee pics (this is for my sanity and it would be very appreciated)

You know I gotchu