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[mondaymelon]

𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆ NIGHT IS SO DEEP AND SLOW

MELON / jay・✦┈・he / they , intp , student

⤷ xiao main . . ( i like him a normal amount i swear )

⤷ english + 中文 ✓ est tmz !!

⤷ mootises can ask for uid + locket + insta ☆

. . . listening to ─ ruler of my heart - alnst

📢 : please see this announcement ! inbox will be closed temporarily while i get through all my asks !

DNI + BYF ⌇ MASTERLISTS + OTHER

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recent fics : 99% not love ! (kinich)

almighty dragonlord k'uhul ajaw and two clueless morons (kinich)

pocky for the malipo ! (kinich)

( i promise ill write something that's not kinich soon LMAO )

𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆ CLOSE YOUR EYES

STATUS⋮ EXAM SEASON IS COOKING ME grades in ap just hanigng on at a 93.5 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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⤷ art : @meloodle

⤷ joint blog w/ @whats-it-mean: @shitsngigglesallaround

⤷ if you find my secret account you get a surprise hefahdhf

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𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆ DREAM ON, DEAR LITTLE CHILD

⸝⸝⸝ do not repost, translate, adapt, or feed my works into ai .

⤷ all my works are sfw !! reqs are closed , they will be deleted on sight :)

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-> dont forget your daily click !! <-

©mondaymelon 2023-2024 : only on tumblr + wattpad !!

[mondaymelon]

MOOTIES !!

comment here for a special gift for you on christmas day <33

or lmao in the case of shadowban. stares at snob. rb <3

sorry for the tag !!

@absolutelyobsessedkiya, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @lume-nosity, @the-white-void, @pale-value, @yuan4i, @snobwaffles, @papiliotao, @stcrfeesh, @ilyuu, @vennnnn-diagram, @manager-of-the-pudding-bank, @kaelily, @astrinityy, @micheya, @dustofthedailylife, @yelshin, @solxima, @falors, @circyexistforcontent, @haliyarobin, @yinyinggie, @kaeffeinee, @danijaci, @soleillunne, @anonbinaryweirdo, @lillonvia, @whats-it-mean, @mhiieee, @realkavehgf, @auroratumbles, @bluespring-love, @emphasisondrvgs

[mondaymelon]

Ever thought of messin with ur blog's website mode?

...website... theres a website ...?

...oh my fucking god.

ITS NOT AESTHETIC ENOUGH GRAAAAA A A A I NEED TOMAKE IT AESTHETIC.

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

[mondaymelon]

i hate this and love this with a feeling i cannot explain

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

[mondaymelon]

vent

[mondaymelon]

GUYS HELP WHY DOES MY ART LOOK EDIBLE

[mondaymelon]

this mf went to a con today and someone mistook me for a Xiao cosplayer bc my hair was dyed in Xiao's hair color help,,, child, i'm so sorry I'm no cosplayer I'm only xiao kisser (i had a wolfcut?? 😭)

-lost children anon

omg i want to go to a convention soooo badddd jfaosdjfd there are like none in my area and the last one that happened i wasnt able to go (i bled all over the walls and shat tears)

ahem

okay lost children anon you go!!! tbf id be flatttered to recieve that compliment cause honestly xiao is gender and attractiveness goals... and honestly imagining xiao with a wolf cut.. is... PERISHES UGH HES TOO PRETTY ... imm... im...

oops my finger slipped teehee 🤸🤸🤸

[mondaymelon]

Happy Birthday, Xiao!

There is nothing out of the ordinary about today, until I saw you in the distance.

With that being so... After finishing this Almond Tofu, would you like to go on patrol with me?

Thanks to hou for the fantastic artwork!

[mondaymelon]

NO. NO. NO. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[mondaymelon]

happy new year !!

may all your wishes come true! lets have another great year! mwah new year kisses for everybody line up everyoneeee

thank you.

[mondaymelon]

hihi, deleting later but can anyone give me some tasty manhwa recommendations? historial romance / transmigration is fine, but i like action n bl too <333 f

or reference something like tcf or the great mudang saga would make me give you kisses forever pretty please

[mondaymelon]

HSJKSKKS THEIR SO SILLY I LOVE EM <333333

22. wingman !?

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al haitham x reader x kaveh SYNOPSIS kaveh, al haitham and you are close friends and went to the same high school. but after your junior year, you left them and sumeru behind for liyue’s 2 year med school exchange program. now you’re back in sumeru for a class reunion and attending sumeru akademiya.

[mondaymelon]

Random question:

How much do you love Xiao?

oh

you

you do not know

how long i have been waiting for this question.

anon. you have barely seen the surface of my love for him. it cant be called love, at this point. no, its something more dire. something more consuming, a something that swallows one whole.

perhaps you think that you've seen enough, and perhaps, for you, that is the truth. but for i, it is merely a speculation. my "love", as you call it, is something that cannot be described with mere words. no, the very idea of such a feat is simply unthinkable. it's to the point where i am spending my time writing a bible, for xiao. come to the point where i write countless fanfictions, where i close my eyes at 4 am hoping that i may dream of his warm embrace. it is with such delusion that i am able to survive the hell we call existence, and through his presence that i am able to feel fulfilled. i dream of him, dream of his every action, waiting for the day where i may feel his hand in mine and his warm touch. awaiting the day, the day, the day...

some may say ive gone mad.

are they correct? nonono, they are not. i am sound of mind, sound of soul. if you search enough, there shall be no doubt about this fact. there is merely a difference between those who love xiao, and those who "love" xiao. it is apparent that i belong to the latter. as stated previously, a simple 4 letter word cannot express the endless wells of the affection, the obsession that i hold for such a man - nay, the perfect and godly being, he who goes by the name of "xiao."

do i believe? yes. i believe. and i shall stand here, sit, whatever it may be... i shall breathe my inhale and exhale until he appears before me, until i may be satisfied for what i have done in this lifetime... and then i will take his hand. i will take his warm hands and he will clasp his fingers amongst mine, and he will smile at me, the slightest smile, as his pristine lips begin to move as he speaks. as he forms words with that seamlessly smooth voice, one that sways the resolve of the deities themself. "you have done well. i have waited for you."

it is then that i shall cry in his arms.

but none shall witness such a sight excluding the golden eyes of his very own.

delusion? insanity? id like to think that i havent descended into such voids. it is reasonable, to hold such attention for a being as flawless as him. his name is one that holds power, prestige... one that causes the shortness of breath and the racing of hearts. he is powerful, in that way, and many others.

his beautiful eyes that resemble the warm colors of the sun, or perhaps the gilded glow of gold... something as valuable as him deserves something more. something more precious, more priceless. his gliding soft hair that ruffles in the soft breeze, the way his highlights are so striking yet appealing... how his every calculated movement stirs the hearts and souls of the masses. how his stature is fair and his demeanor is graceful. should i go on? surely you have not all the time in the world for such rambling, but thus is the truth. an undeniable truth that none should dare to refute.

and should they... to put it simply, they may just find a knife at their throat... spilling the blood of the one who dared speak ill of such a holy entity.

the pure and faultless him, xiao.

[mondaymelon]

thanksgiving dinner is a lil bowl of cereal 🤩🤩✨

anyways lookat what i drew ahahahshdghdjsjd

[mondaymelon]

Melon.

How tall are you

...almost 5'6, w h y ?