#HES SO PREFECT

[mondaymelon]

Happy Birthday, Xiao!

There is nothing out of the ordinary about today, until I saw you in the distance.

With that being so... After finishing this Almond Tofu, would you like to go on patrol with me?

Thanks to hou for the fantastic artwork!

[citrus-c0la]

He's trying

[potato-lord-but-not]

in my wtnv era 10 years too late but uhhhh trying to figure out how to draw the guy nonetheless

[crystallizsch]

sigh i had an epiphany

book 4 is just a whole ass scooby doo episode huh

[cheekinpermission]

You KNOW Ace would never let them live it down.

[kantokuseirakugakichou]

When ur friend is so pretty and handsome you freeze

[ariasphirance]

"That's just a faerie's mischief."

[mellosdrawings]

Got him!!

And also a little freeloader.

It was honestly a weird 10-pull, but I'm def not complaining.

ALSO!!

FIRST MAXED CARD!! IT TOOK SINCE MARCH TO GATHER EVERYTHING NEEDED AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[penguinfordprefect]

losing my absolute shit over ford wearing arthur’s gown

[robo-milky]

“People can sink or swim. All that matters is if I can stay afloat.”

{Unlocked Groovy Voice Lines}

[cozymochi]

Does Emilio have his signature spell? If so, what does it do?

Of COURSE he does. AND SORRY ABOUT THE WALL OF TEXT.

Emilio’s signature spell/unique magic:

“This is True”

Allows him to truthfully answer almost any question asked of him about the person asking. He functions as something of an oracle.

While it grants Emilio a level of all-knowingness, it is limited in scope with many stipulations.

• “This is True” can only provide answers that relate to the person asking, not about anyone else nor matters outside of the person asking. So, he isn’t exactly useful in terms of trying to get dirt on others via his magic. He cannot do that. And he can’t ask the questions.

• There must be physical contact with him and the person asking the question. Palm-to-palm is his go-to, but it doesn’t seem to matter.

• Emilio‘s magic will not allow him to hide the truth once he has received a proper answer to a question, whether he or the receiver likes the answer or not.

• A person can as ask as many questions about their past and present as they like (within reason, obviously not in a single round). It will always be true. He can tell you things about yourself that you may have forgotten about like a memory, or where you left your keys. Whatever one can think of so long as it’s about themselves.

• A person may ask about their future, but they only can ask one question and receive one answer. Once someone ask a question about their future in any capacity they cannot ask Emilio any question about their future ever again. Period. So don’t waste it, or don’t ask. The future is far too uncertain, but his answer will always be a true one out of many possibilities, if vague. Besides, he doesn’t like doing it!!

It is currently unknown how much his magic will evolve, if at all. The limited scope makes his magic accumulate little blot, though it can accumulate much faster if it’s about the future. Yay for caps.

Note: The spell name is Esteban’s catchphrase. Emilio’s magic inspiration is primarily derived from Esteban’s habit of warning people and predicting events that nobody around him heeds, and usually being right. In Elena of Avalor, that kinda sets off his weird betrayal flip-flopping villain arc he never commits to. Emilio’s magic also doubles as a reference to the Oracle in Aladdin and The King of Thieves which I only realized after the fact. Neat.

[zerillo-zephixel]

AAMUTFAMYFTAMHTFHTFCHYFHFHTFUTFTUYTHAFAGAGAGAGAGAFFGSUWJHWVWOAOISGHYAH IDIA??? I'M. JSKSKSJSSNNSJS

[citrus-c0la]

"C-Could you help me carry my purchases from the shop to my locker? thanks. I'll buy you coffee later."

Yes absolutely

[peach-s0up]

hello hitchhikers guide fandom

[crystallizsch]

finding out from two different voice lines from two different cards that jamil practices dance moves that he finds is two too many for me not to go 🤨🤨🤨

here are the voice lines in question -

Luxe Couture:

Club Wear:

(thank you to mysteryshoptls for the translations!)

[potato-lord-but-not]

i'm sorry but when you reblogged the fordthur anthology post, even though i have in fact read h2g2 and am a fan of it, i fully thought for a hot second it was about ford pines x arthur lester and my brain exploded. i'm sorry, you get to hear about this bc i think it would be cruel to send it to them directly, i hope you can forgive me

I’m sobbing HELP