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[arsenicflame]

Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?

[latejulys]

logging in to see Beautiful Images at the cost of being subjected to 9725168340 opinions

[prentissluvr]

painful idea childhood best friends to lovers with sammy except when you're together, you revert back to your younger selves. which makes you feel high and giddy and smiley when you're together. but it also makes you dumb and naive and trusting and so in love that you lose just about all rationality. play everywhere everything by noah kahan!!!! "would we survive in a horror movie? i doubt it we're too slow moving. we trust everyone we meet. two bodies riddled with scars from our preteens intertwine in a car's dirty backseat, stare at a drive-in screen. we didn't know that the sun was collapsing, til the seas rose and the buildings came crashing ... i wanna love you til we're food for the worms to eat, til our fingers decompose keep my hand in yours." and then one or both of you gets hurt because you're so distracted by the presence of the other. idk maybe you die HAHA or he does or you both do or you just keep doing it. hurting each other over and over again, ignoring the way the world is falling apart around you and not caring because one way or another, you're gonna die together.

[calamitysshatteredson]

What he knew: the scent of humans was faint. The scent of other demons was stronger, though not by much; they'd moved on. Taken and destroyed and devoured and left.

But not everything. The single trailing demon didn't bother with the more difficult parts of the human form, long tail left swinging behind him, horns never quite hidden to begin with even when he did try his best. The glowing eyes and fangs were a little behind his control, but at least the extra appendages were tucked away. He was getting better at it! He thought.

It didn't matter in a place with no humans. He frowned as he caught sight of the ruined hot dog cart. Of course his brethren would have gone there first. Grumbling to himself, he almost missed--

Ice cream! A little melted, but there were eight flavors! All of them sweet! Two of them chocolate!

And all of them ultimately the cause of a thrashing, growling, aching ice cream headache. One which he continued to eat through.

[multeasers]

new muse about to show up via a reblog here in a few mins but don't blame me, @fallesto encouraged me repeatedly and peer pressure just works too well tbh

[spotlightstudios]

I didn't realize how much I really do need to be an English Minor until my supervisor gave me an article to summarize the other day (we didn't write it, we were using it for a newsletter) and one paragraph in I saw something that looked stupid and therefore I researched it (yes it was stupid) and the rest of the article was very much just an advert for the site it was on without much actual, y'know, *substance*??? And istg I sat there for a solid 30 seconds buffering about how easily I dissected that Thang and tore it to SHREDS in my notes as tho my 11th grade teacher asked me to write a review on it.

And then I swallowed my pride and summarized it because I'm an intern, don't get paid enough to try and find a better article for my supervisor to approve, and I'm 75% sure no one is going to actually read beyond my little blurbs so it's fine. Whatever.

[ravensmadreads]

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[goldendivinewrath]

@full-of-mercy [From here because... brain reasons???]

There's no avoiding the mild wince at Wolfwood outright stating the truth of the matter. Meryl knows him well enough to find him if she really wants to, and Milly's just got the kind of luck on her side that would probably make a good subject for scholars of various types. Plus, he isn't always avoiding them completely. Just. Often.

Clearing his throat softly and attempting to fall into casual humor while not trying to cover up the rest of his thoughts and worries (and concerns, and anxieties, and--), Vash takes his turn at pointing out the obvious. "A plan? Really? Have you forgotten who you're talking to?"

Well. He'd thought about it. There's going to be a point where avoidance isn't possible anymore, sure... but he kind of also hopes maybe they'll come up with something better during the whole avoidance time. Even Vash can admit to himself that it's an awful plan, but that doesn't mean he has to do so out loud.

Instead, he comes up with a worse one right away. "Ever wanted to bleach your hair? Change up your style a little?"

[tvrningout-a]

this is gonna be ambitious of me, but once i send out the last of the asks i owe, i'm gonna focus on clearing out my inbox! and... if i can stop myself from feeling bad about it... whatever i can't find muse for, i'm gonna delete ( with the exception of any unprompted asks, ofc! ). you're welcome to send me something while i'm doing this, especially if we aren't writing together atm or you wanna test the waters with a new character! i won't delete anything new if i can't find muse for it right away -- i'll give those asks a bit more time. i just wanna try to get to a more manageable place with my inbox, and today feels like a good day to do that!

[margaetyrell]

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[royalbratprince]

“ this is stranger than i thought ”

'80s Radio Starters, part 2 - accepting but obviously so slow

Much as it made sense to just warp to her, there was also some sudden illogical worry that may be he shouldn't. Ridiculous as it was, Noctis sprinted toward Skylar instead, having managed to warp without any particular stumbles. Glaives tended to need to learn how to trust their instincts so they wouldn't just faceplant themselves into a near-panic attack the first few times, which made learning... difficult...

"Are you okay?" He asked even before he'd properly stopped, just needing to make sure. Especially needing to be sure that she wasn't just going to tip over and faint. "You need anything?"

[natterghast]

PICREW

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[nobody-knose--archive]

libertarians would love a free economy because yeah, open competition with the power to the consumer to choose which businesses stay sounds great. corporations don’t want that though. they’d love to be the ones in charge of what the consumer can buy, rather than the government or the consumer themself. then at the end of the day the difference between government & corporation is how well the consumer is supposed to be able to affect/control them and, like, we are supposed to live in a democracy,

[neverendingford]

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[calamitysshatteredson]

Sephiroth, pressing Lazard against a wall after an argument about the upcoming mission went particularly badly:

YOU!... You're not aftaid of me?

Lazard, praying to every deity he knows that if he breathes through his nose slowly enough, his erection will go away:

No, General, I trust you

Anyone else would recoil from the anger in glowing, slitted eyes. Sephiroth knew very well that sometimes he managed to get that particular fight or flight reaction from the director without meaning to, barely there, barely perceptible... to anyone who wasn't so very enhanced.

He watched, unblinking. Waited. Measured the space between Lazard's breaths and the thudding beats of his heart, waited to parse the scent of him and the exact dilation of his eyes behind the glasses.

The SOLDIER's grin spoke of danger.

It took no time and no effort to pull away just long enough to turn the blond man into the wall. Sephiroth pressed his whole body against the director's, pinning him just hard enough to feel the solid muscle at his back, and shared the shudder of his breath. The First leaned in a little closer to rumble low in Lazard's ear, "Are you afraid of me yet?"

Closing his eyes tightly, trying to regain some amount of control over himself and his own reactions, Lazard made a slightly annoyed sound at himself alone. That was his out, the moment Sephiroth would back away if he really didn't want this. He had paperwork, he had things to do, plans to make, not to mention how many of them involved the very man pinning him to the wall with very obvious interest--

"Not yet." The director's words were a rough whisper.

And Sephiroth's hands were already reaching around to deftly unbuckle and remove the man's belt. "Suppose we should do something about that before security makes their rounds, then."

[ivy-diaries]

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