#〔 misc 〕 ⋮ — phone stuff.

[kimabutch]

So I used to have intense cooking anxiety, to the point of frequently crying and/or having panic attacks in the kitchen — and now I love cooking and it rarely stresses me out. In case anyone else is going through that same struggle, a) I’m really sorry, that sucks immensely and don’t let anyone tell you it’s silly and b) here are a few rules I’ve made for myself that have helped me tremendously.

Never cook while hungry. Ever. It makes me sad, tired, and frustrated, which makes me try to go faster than I should, which just makes me more sad, tired, and frustrated. I keep small snacks on hand at all times.

Abandon the oppressive clutches of time. Trying to cook at a “normal” pace was one of the biggest sources of anxiety for me, so I don’t try to do that anymore. The recipe says it’ll take X minutes? Fake number, ignore it. It take a million years to cut a clove of garlic? That’s fine, I’ll get better over time. Other people are hungry? They can have one of my small snacks. Doing two things at once is too stressful? Do them one at a time, fuck efficiency. I’m feeling overwhelmed in the middle of a recipe? Almost all recipes can be completely paused in the middle of cooking by simply taking them off the heat, with very little effect on the final product.

Look up anything and everything. The internet sucks in many ways, but it has also allowed me to search for “skillet” or “scallion” dozens of times when I’ve forgotten, without anyone else knowing. If I’m anxious about making a substitution, I look it up. If I don’t know why something’s taking so long to cook, I look it up. There’s no shame in it.

My kitchen, my rules. And when I’m cooking in a kitchen, it temporarily becomes my kitchen. I kick people out if I need to. I put on my music or stay in blissful silence. I know not everyone can do this one, but even something like putting on noise-cancelling headphones and asking people not to talk to me as I cook has been helpful in decreasing my stress when sharing a kitchen.

Repeat recipes. Making something I already know I can make is so much less anxiety-inducing than making something new. It lets me actually practice the techniques they use and eventually, to tweak the recipe (something that used to make me super anxious), and eventually go faster or be more efficient. Anyone who doesn’t want to eat vegetable fried rice once a week for a whole month doesn’t need to eat my cooking.

Hope that helps someone and good luck out there!

[ehnrat]

This is Sasara Clowning Hours

[relentlessgrief]

Connor actually has a shit ton of money and it’s because he’s out and about doing all these adventures. They offer him gold and he takes it. But a lot of the time he passes his gold onto charities when he’s not spending it on himself for scrolls, parchment and ink. And material components.

[storiesofaot]

I am currently in a deep, deep pit when it comes to writing. 😶‍🌫️ I thought that once Christmas was over, I'd be diving into something... but nope, nothing is happening. I've just got empty files with nothing in them. 🫠 I don't know if Christmas used up all of my energy (although it wasn't that eventful, to be honest), or if my brain is on standby until the new year - but it's starting to get a liiittle annoying! 😂

(And I haven't even baked Christmas cookies this year which has never happened before aaah!)

[tenrose]

Saturday void 🤝 Sunday headache

[oceana-official]

﹙ 📱 ﹚ ✶ ׅ let's catch a glimpse of oceana's gc..

well, if you think they're chaotic irl they're even chaotic in their gc... don't judge them okay!!... They just wanna know the details 👀 also,, group dynamics coming soon so you guys can know who's the tom and jerry of the group (not me acting like y'all can't alr figure out from this)

taglist: @stealanity @riikiblr @skz-libby (lmk if you wanna be added or removed!!)

[problemcore]

i am so cool (<- talked to someone once and inspired them to create something)

[edsforehead]

Does anyone else hate when they eat something with their hands(like a hamburger) and the smell lingers no matter how how many times you wash them?

[lichposting]

Fanfic offer window has closed thank you all who read my scrawlings about my shitty vampire OC

[semothekat]

Just went sorting through all my pictures casue my 84843232 phone pictures and my 324098209484347283 ipad pictures got merged. And guess who didnt sort the phone pictures.

[vitos-ordination-song]

I loveeee this one so much but it’s never been released on an album and only has around 20,000 listens total

[technicolorxsn]

he is listening 2 my music with me :3

[misc-magic]

It’s so funny to me how often people think I Know Stuff.

They say oh I tried calling a completely different company but their phones are down or something and I can’t get through. Do you know when they’ll be working again?

Friendo. I don’t work for that company nor do I work for the phone company. I have zero knowledge about any of these things.

It’s always someone who talks to me somewhat regularly too. Maybe it’s just because I’m normally so helpful? Now they think I have all the answers lol.

I wish I did, pal. I wish I did.

[tenrose]

Since I finally read at a higher rate with regularity, I'm really pissed that the thing getting between me and my books is my job but also I need that job to buy books, and you know food and pay bills but whatever

[metamatronic]

WilliamWasFramed!AU Masterlist

this is the google doc for the big scary timeline, btw

and here’s the big scary character chart

Character Designs:

2025 Designs: Kiddos/ Bullies and Owners / VR Gang / Will, Mark, and Phone Dude

Post-FNaF 6 Afton Designs

Height Chart

2024 Mikey Afton Design Timeline

Cassie & Bonnie Bro

2024 Bullies

Old William, Henry & Mark Designs

Old David/Jack Designs

Comics & Doodles:

Welcome Home, Dad Pt. 1 / Pt. 2

The Thanksgiving Debacle Pt. 1 / Pt. 2 / Pt. 3

Entire AU in a Nutshell

Michael Meets Springtrap

Michael the Reluctant Host

William Gets A New Friend

On Ennard

Lizzie’s No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 1 / 2 / 3

Will and Lizzie Discuss the Claw

No Beach Days For the Aftons

Henry’s Punishment

Mike on Sibling Rivalry

The Springlock Incident (Cass & Charlie POV) - Part 1 / Part 2 / Phone Guy Follow Up

The Mask Bot Saga: Part 1 / 2 / 3 / 4

Bonnie Bro & Mike (1983) Doodles: Part 1 / Part 2

VR Gang Meets William: Part 1

Michael Roomate Simulator

Springle Doodles

Old VR Gang Shenanigans: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Misc. Asks:

Q: Pronouns?

Full Michael & William Timeline

Q: Did Henry Make the Video Games?

Q: Why is Phantom Puppet MCI!Jeremy?

Q: Who Designed Which Animatronic?

Q: How does Mark have Ghost Powers?

Q: Why did Baby and Ennard separate?

Q: Illusion Disc Technicalities

Q: Does William still sound like a Bond villain?

Q: Why did Henry kill his own daughter?

Q: Why does Mike make himself look 20 with the illusion disc?

Mostly?? Accurate VR Gang Headcanons

Older Comics*:

Afton Family Doodles (with some outdated info)

Charlie is still Mike’s cousin in his heart, even if it isn’t accurate to the AU anymore

Have Y’all Ever Noticed They Canonically Misgender the Puppet?

The Universe Won’t Let Michael Die

Mike on Ennard’s Escape

Veeeeerry old designs and headcanons. Look Away

Old MCI and other characters that don’t exist anymore

*There’s a lot of stuff in these older comics that I don’t consider accurate to the AU anymore. 

[goopsims]

U GOT GAMES ON UR PHONE? KIDS TEES!

HELLOO! ^_^ i feel like i am always on the hunt for silly, colorful tshirts for my little sims!!! i love all the pretty aesthetic stuff everyone makes for them of course, but i was definitely a child who wore a good amount of cringe ninja and minecraft tshirts, so this is for all the other lame kids out there 🫶

base game compatible!!!! all thanks to @pluto-sims's generous tou and his tomarang tees!! not required to dl but you should anyway for more cute kids shirts!!

24 bright colorful swatches pulled from misc palettes by @eversims, @teekalu & @ayoshi ^__^

WITH lots of graphics from @helgatisha, as well ones i extracted myself & a couple from @pluto-sims !

not much else to say i dont think but i hope everyone enjoys!! i love making cc for kids so this was fun!

download & swatch previews below the cut!!

DOWNLOAD 🎮