#【✧】 answered asks.
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happy birthday, i got you some stocks in dogecoin. together (with your magic) we will send him to the moon! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
she's not technologically savvy enough to understand stocks - whether they're good or bad, how to sell and make a profit... but even so, the gift is appreciated !! the fact that he thought of her at all was enough to make her smile.
❝ to the... moon ?? ❞
the witch doesn't quite understand what it means, but she'll know in due time... ( probably, at least... ).
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
#wrapped#public libraries#privacy#we DO have aggregated statistics and you will be seeing those in January because we calculate them at the actual end of the year#just sayin#everything else is in a vault that is purged regularly and the answer to anyone asking to see it is 'come back with a warrant'
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever
#lighthearted#sara shush#sorry if i havent answered asks or checked my mentions i am everywhere all at once a lot
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
#this is about people who show up in the replies asking shit that has already been answered in the replies#this is about people who show up in reblogs asking people to explain very obvious things to them that'd take one second of listening to#others' experiences to be aware of#For the love of god if you're presented with information or turns of ohrase that conflict with your personal experience don't just sit down#Consider that perhaps things unlike you exist and that things that are one way for you may be different for others#This isn't difficult you just need to stop centering yourself as the only point of reference you have#you're not. There is so much more than you out there. And you can hold it and know it#you just need to get the FUCK OVER YOURSELF#fucking christ#mumblr#problemnyatic thoughts
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clothes shopping!
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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Baffled.
#personal#not art#like how do you arrive at this conclusion#what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism#Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China#don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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i scratch you, you scratch me 🤝 a pair of warm and cute Eohippus for this cold winter
#what's up with the sudden obsession witn early horses u ask?#the answer is: i don't know#barghestland#art#artists on tumblr#paleoart#paleoland#eohippus
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
#they are both a little shy 🫣#I got an ask about whether I thought Aziraphale recognized his crush in Eden and the answer is yes#and she was still just as pretty 😤#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens comic#yea I stole dialogue from blue eyes samurai lmao#no I’ve nerves watched it#snake crowley#Anthony ‘don’t compliment me I will crum’ Crowley
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“ you make me want to live. ”
misc prompts.
IT TAKES HER A MOMENT... to process the words as they leave his lips. she was able to make that much of an impact on someone ?? it felt so incredibly foreign to her...
but even then.
( ...you shouldn't say things like that. )
a thought she considers, but does not speak.
she has no right to say something like that to him - not after everything that he's gone through - viviane could never imagine... could never even begin to imagine what it was like. of course after experiencing the hardships of war one would have thoughts like that. she has no right to tell him how he should feel.
but if she's able to be a beacon of hope, a reason for him to keep going on then...
...well, she's glad to be that for him.
he was like the sun, her sun. shining valiantly, burning brightly. she loved everything that he was ; who he really was. the good and the bad, even the ugly parts that he may wish to hide away...
( and isn't that what love is, at the end of the day ?? )
and if he was the sun then that would make her the moon. and just as the moon would fall in love with the sun, so too would she fall in love with him.
a long pause of silence is broken by a squeeze of his hand.
❝ that's good, because i don't want to imagine a world without you in it. ❞
is what she finally decides to tell him. and it is the truth - the bond that has been forged with him is not one that could compare to anyone else's.
( and to a witch... such bonds are irreplaceable. )
❝ besides... ❞ there's a serious look in her eye as she looks at him. ❝ there are so many memories that we still need to make together... ❞ finally, she gives him a smile. she cherished the memories that they had already made since they had met each other in person ( and, of course, all the memories that they had made online ahead of time... )
❝ and also... ❞
a moment of hesitation. her gaze flickers to one of the many tomes that line the walls in her room, and then back to him.
...maybe it wasn't the best time to say something like this.
or... maybe it was... ??
a chance that isn't taken in the moment... it could be gone by time tomorrow comes. viviane was not a bold woman, but something about the moment compels her.
❝ because i-- viviane wi-- no. i viviane damaris love you, remington einheit. ❞
her heart skips a beat as she says her own name. it was one of the first times she said it aloud since she told him...
and then again as it dawns on her that she has admitted to him that she loves him.
it's enough to bring a tear to her eye.
❝ i know i can't-- ❞ a pause, she looks away to wipe her own eyes. ❝ i can't take away the painful memories of your past but... i can at least promise you a happy future... ❞ for as long as he'd have her, at least.
#{ and if i started barking. and if i started going insane. }#foxborn#【✧】 main verse.#{ was going to debut a vivirem tag but i am not vibing with the one i originally thought of. pain. back to the drawing board :pensive: }#【✧】 answered asks.
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Happy pride!
#uhh#I hope the image speaks for itself LOL#I answered in an ask a while ago that luffy is my fave strawhat - then why do I keep drawing sanji#he's just an easy target ig 😭#sanji#one piece#straw hat crew#o0kawaii0o
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3
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h'uhhhh boy...
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#wick art#Gonna be away from home for most of Nov so I won't be able to work on the next part for a while#But I'll be able to actually flesh this idea out and answer asks in the meantime#You've Been Portal Jacked!
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Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽
#vaggie’s voice actress gave an interesting answer regarding Vaggie and lute’s relationship at a recent con apparently#she was asked if they were a couple before#and Stephanie said#“not a couple but…WINK”#I wonder if lute is obsessed with Vaggie the way Vox is obsessed with Alastor#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#Vaggie#lute#I think their ship name should be exes#lol
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