#【✑|Quoth the Raven】

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Every Friend Group Should Include…

A Bimbo

A Mean Bisexual

An Even Meaner Lesbian

She/Theys

And He/Theys

A Token Straight that’s on Thin Ice

An Astrology Bitch Who Has Everyone’s Birthchart Memorized

And A Short King

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If Percy was a cat, would his name then be Purrcival Furedrickstein Von Mrrpel Klomeowski de Rolo III?

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Lovely. /s they’re already messing up Riddler (in our opinion). We don’t like the new version. Admittingly triggering for some reason :/

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

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PolyMachina Headcanons that accidentally also turned into Orientation Headcanons for the characters? Yes.

This is 100% headcanons of their dynamics as a Disaster Polycule™️.

Vax and Percy are A Thing™️

Vax is also platonically and / or romantically involved with Keyleth

Keyleth is romantically involved with Vex’ahlia and platonically involved with Percy

Vex’ahlia is also platonically involved with Percy (I like Perc’ahlia as a concept but not as much as Perc’ildan so this is the happy medium)

Going a bit into canon, Pike has a crush on Percy but for some reason just never really brought it up, likely content with the general relationship between the members of the group

Pike is platonically involved with Grog and (again, pulling from canon) romantically involved with Scanlan

Scanlan is just fucking interested in everyone. Arguably Vax could be as well, obviously minus his sister.

Grog is just happy to be with his friends, regardless of the dynamics.

Vax — Bisexual disaster through and through.

Vex — Also bisexual, less of a disaster than her brother.

Percy — Distinguished, previously suppressed demi-bisexual learned to embrace his feelings.

Pike — Token straight that is not on thin ice.

Keyleth — Sweet bisexual loves nature and also her partners, mostly fem leaning but has a fondness for her boys too.

Scanlan — LOUD pansexual, loves his friends too much to not constantly make sexual jokes and innuendoes.

Grog — Aceflux demiromantic/platonic king who loves ale and fighting more than anything else but can and will kill for those close to him.

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Vox Machina as Flight Rising Dragons because yes.

In order: Scanlan, Keyleth, Pike, Percy, Vex, Grog, and Vax.

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Art of my Champion of Ravens!Percy AU because I can’t get enough of the idea.

Originally posted on my Twitter account.

Do not repost to other sites. Reblogs allowed.

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Gotta gotta be up because I don’t want it all

what if Mr Brightside… had a dark side

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It is currently a bit past 3:30AM and I’m wide awake listening to ‘The Other Side’ from The Greatest Showman and all I can think about is a situation where Vax is trying to convince Percy to join Vox Machina in an alternate meeting.

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Nygmobblepot Incorrect Quotes

Edward: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Oswald: Isn't that just killing people?

Edward: Ah, technicality.

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Edward: I made tea.

Oswald: I don’t want tea.

Edward: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Oswald: Then why are you telling me?

Edward: It is a conversation starter.

Oswald: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Edward: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Edward: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Oswald: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Edward: Absolutely not.

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Edward: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Oswald: You and me!!!

Edward, tearing up: Okay.

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Edward: What is your biggest weakness?

Oswald: I can be uncooperative.

Edward: Okay, can you give me an example?

Oswald: No.

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Zerxus’ talk with Asmodeus near the end of episode 2 fucking HURTS. I know Asmodeus is essentially lying to garner sympathy, but he’s so compelling.

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Somehow we’d b all 3 at the same time

Dork Squad: Oh no! Their crush has anxiety and it's acting now! What do they do!

Jonathan is a certified professional, he will help them calm down in an effective way.

Edward, bless his heart, is trying his best, but he doesn’t exactly know what to do... whether or not he actually helps or makes things worse is up to you.

Jervis panics with them.

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I’ve been on a Critical Role / The Legend of Vox Machina hyperfix for a week or so now and holy shit I love Percy so much. Anyway, have a piece I did today, the Whitestone crest with Orthax…

Alt versions under the cut.

The crest without Orthax, both flat color and then the added effects.

Bonus version with the addition of lyrics from Måneskin’s song I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE.

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Me trying to come up with a head canon that make sense but not having any organized sense with the idea and just throwing things out there hoping it sticks:

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