#❝ untold stories.

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Margret atwood & Franz Kafka}

[owchie-wowchie]

Welcome to starcanwrecked pulp, we got

Musical that is one long dick joke

Man living through his worst nightmare

Aladdin x Wicked

Scooby Doo but everyone's an adult and traumatized

Gay spies break up and everyone is suffering the consequences

Renowned authors slowly die in Edgar Allan Poe's house

A musical that hits theater kids specifically

Twins from New York City write rpf and, as a consequence, discover a world of magic in space

Noir detectives try to solve a murder feat. no fourth wall

[cyarskj1899]

There is a NEED for a BLACK-OWNED Wikipedia. We need a website that teaches our history just as easily as white people teach us their lies

[thatdelusionalnerd]

Bully the bully to bury the bully is so much like follow the golden rule to follow the gold and rule

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[starkidsupremacy]

Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy

Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry

And in light of recent news...

It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot

So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!

We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet

Next, MAMD has no puppet's

And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)

Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry

Bug and buggette

Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)

And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!

Holy Musical B@tman has none

AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)

Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey

And the parrot

Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis

Firebringer has both trunkell

And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)

And you know what, let's count the duck

Tgwdlm has none

Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3

And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!

The axe man

And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho

Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets

That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!

Sorry this is so long lol

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Shoutout to Twisted for having the lines “science says you’re dead and gone forever reason says I’m talking to the air but something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insist that you are there somewhere” and “he fucked a tiger” be in the same musical

[probably-crying-over-the-village]

literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

[jess-is-a-nerd]

starkid really pull out lyrics like

“The question then is whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to be well-liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned?”

just whenever they feel like it & then also give you the good

“WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE” lines of just pure art.

how can you not love them? its range 🤌🏻

hello since this is getting traction im adding this here: everyone go watch hatchetfield musicals & nightmare time season 1 & 2!! They’re incredible & everyone in the cast deserves to have more views on the work they did.

[mythicalwater]

Starkid's parody musical of Aladdin, Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier turns 10 today! here's some fanart!!

[karvevapen]

"𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯"

Starkid dads!

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

Congrats to Ja'far and Itzal for winning Best StarCanWreckedPulp Parent and Worst StarCanWreckedPulp Parent respectively!

[kairithemang0]

Zodiac signs are stupid, what's your starkid musical?

I apologize for the garbage quality and the fact VHSCC, ANI, and CC aren't on there, there are too many shows now

Anyways I'm Twisted!

[inkwell-illustrations]

Please, I need more friends who like Starkid!