#✨dilf✨

[pocket-vvardvark]

Alethia's stupid dad, Meriano✨

[doodle-pops]

Modern AU: DILF! Maglor

SFW and NSFW Headcanons

A/N: Once again, I have returned with my modern AU headcanons after so long. I’ve promised you all DILF headcanons for Maglor after it won the poll from last year. Sorry for the long wait. Do enjoy!

Warnings: female reader, pregnancy, breeding, lactation kink

�� Modern AU Series

SFW

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…has adopted two children, Elrond and Elros and lives in a small-town neighbourhood. Despite his age, he has the most youthful-looking appearance that has all the mothers fawning over him every time he drops his sons off at school. He has a few grey streaks in his hair, but people tend to brush it off as his natural hair colour and not a sign of his ageing.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…catches your eye one day at the supermarket while he’s out buying groceries for his kids. It was Elros who ran off in the middle of shopping and allowed Maglor to bump into you. He was kind enough to pay for your few items.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…finds you cute and when he discovers that you live within the neighbourhood, uses his sons as a means to get you to talk to him since he was nervous in the beginning. When he gains the confidence, he’ll make regular trips to your home and spend the evening cooking and teaching you tips.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who… invites you over for Sunday lunches so you and the twins can bond in the kitchen as you assist them with cooking. He’ll stand in the doorway and observe how perfect you look interacting with his sons, and can’t help himself from thinking how lovely you were for him.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…loves to bring you with him in the mornings whenever he’s dropping off the twins just to make all the other parents jealous. He’ll pull you in for a side hug and swoop in for a peck to make everyone get the hint that he’s taken and you all are a family.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…spends his time off taking all four of you on family-oriented holidays and shows everyone who’s ogling him that he’s taken by the most beautiful partner in the world. He loves to give you tons of kisses and then laugh whenever Elrond and Elros scream ‘ew’ or ‘yuck’.

DILF! Maglor who…smiles brilliantly the first time he hears Elrond and Elros address you as mother/mummy. It was a dream come through and all that he needed to commence the final act…put a ring on your finger and make you his wifey.

NSFW

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…pulls you into the backseat of the car after he dropped his sons off at school for a quick fuck because you two were interrupted this morning by the twins. Everything is sweaty and hot as he folds you into some challenging position to suit the cramped spacing. It becomes a ritual whenever you both have to drop them off at school or pick them up.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…finds the most obscure places to have quickies because the twins are so attached to you, they never wish to give you a break and leave you alone for a second. Sometimes early in the morning as you’re making breakfast, in the shower or in the cabinet when the twins are out of sight…for five minutes.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…takes you to neighbourhood parties the other mothers are hosting to rub it in their faces that there’s no way they can fit themselves in between you two by sneaking away for a quick session in the washroom and hoping that the others hear.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…reads up on lots of medical books for pregnancies because he’s been wanting another child to care for and who else could be more perfect than you to bare his next baby. He ensures that you’re eating right and he’s fucking you enough times a week to increase the chances of impregnation.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…loves to rub your stomach every session and whisper about how you’ll look lovely with a round belly and carrying his child. He praises you all the time to reassure you of any doubt you’re having as he folds you into a deeper mating press before releasing himself into you. Makes you keep his cum in you longer than usual for certainty.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who… is thrilled to learn that you’re pregnant and shares the news with his sons before having a little family celebration. He’ll take you all out for ice cream and let the twins eat as much as they want because he knows it’ll put them to sleep so you and he can celebrate in private back home.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…keeps you active throughout your pregnancy because he’s gravitated towards your belly and how you’re glowing. It’s worse when he observes how the twins constantly surround you, rubbing your growing belly, and talking to their sibling.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…has grown an affinity for your breasts now that they’re all swollen with milk and will massage and squeeze them for you anytime they’re hurting. However, once the baby is born, he finds a way to become useful anytime your breasts leak. Lactation kink unlocked. He adores how plump your breasts have become.

⊰ DILF! Maglor who…is blessed for the new addition to his little family and is grateful for having you in his children and his life.

Masterlist

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[jordanahart]

Omg omg oml OML look at this toji and gojo fanart I thought mappa made it him self but it’s just a ver very good artest

Like goooodddd

I want them in my beddd GODDD

[moonlight-prose]

tempted to make a discord solely to keep in touch and chat and chill if this site takes the brunt of what's coming.

[jurassicteeth]

Hazbin redesigns bc im cringe… /lh

Anyways..

[denim-devil]

Just saw insidious 5…and patrick wilson as Josh Lambert OMFG- dilf, need thoughts from yall rq

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where jim fills you up (8060 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Reader Additional Tags: NOT BEING COY HERE ANYMORE EH? 😂, Doctor porn, YUP SKEEVY DOCTOR JIM IS BACK!!!, ………………..kind of, THIS ONE IS KINDA OUT THERE BUT BEAR WITH ME OK???, smut & fluff (if u squint), Shameless Smut, Age Difference, Body Dysmorphia, Mental Health Issues, Needles, facial fillers, Mid-operation freakout, Hurt/Comfort, super tender reassuring dr. jim 🥺🥺🥺, But also, very heavy BDSM hints, and even heavier DILF vibes, petting, Fingering, praise kink ON STEROIDS!!!, Pain & Pleasure, Pussy Worship, Hair-pulling, aftercare (again - if u squint), IT’S REALLY REALLY DIRTY 🙈 Series: Part 2 of gratuitous doctor porn

Summary:

You’re visiting your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon for the hundreth time to tend to your body dysmorphia, but this time your body reacts in a very weird way to the filler - and to your hunky injector. Just when you’re beginning to think you should’ve just stayed home today, the Doc suggests a very unorthodox way to get you through the procedure which means…

DR. DILF JIM IS BAAA-AAACK!!!

[meatloafzzz]

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[matchbet-allofthetime]

If I don't fuck Marcus (Arcane), I'm going to go fucking batty.

I hate cops, but between him, Loris, and Steb??? Oh, ruin me, I beg. 😻

Gimme the salt n' pepper dilf, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease—

[ree-duh]

Sorry but people who say they love dilfs when they just mean like a 30 year old man like you people would have a heart attack if you saw the old men I sexualise

[littleplantfreak]

dilf ume?

[rect-bibi]

sometimes therapy comes in the form of doodling a beautiful old man

[jordanahart]

I’m on black toji roster. He don’t be feeding me shit no lobster. He just hit me up on Tuesday like what you .doin bae let me borrow 20. Told him well here you go z addy then he hung up and never spoke to me again till he wanted some more money

But you know he would fuck me so we’ll

That why I say cash app or zale

Matter fact scratch that ima give it to you face to face cause he fine as hell

And then he told me thanks bitch

And I told him anything for you baby

Well he gotta go he just let me that hoe 20 is calling ringgggg ringggg

The way I would let this man RUIN MY LIFEEEE

[bornonthebreakofdawn]

labyu ateee! belated happy birthday!!

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

DEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

I LABYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUU SO MUCH FOR THIS BLESSING❤️❤️❤️

Sapat na to para ulam ko. Nabusog na ako hahahaha

Grabe. Sobrang yummy nya! 🤤

Thank you again, @saradesuchiha ! 😘😘😘

[moonlight-prose]

there are how many of you here???

[swagst0rm]

realizing my dilf obsession comes from crippling trust issues, all the boys my age being fucking CREEPS or lashing out at me, and the fact my dad went BYE BYE from cancer when I was 7 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️