#✨{suspicious android; (naomi)

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     “We have to go over the definitions of those words, don’t we? Some of you... are questionable. And idiotic.”

     “A ‘whore’ is a prostitute, or someone who works for anything to make money, including sexual activities. A ‘slut’ is a woman who has many sexual partners, or ‘has low standards of cleanliness’.”

     “Utter those words to the wrong woman, and you will find your head rolling down the street. Don’t use them if you don’t know what they mean. You’ll earn yourself a kick where the sun refuses to shine.”

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Rosy Fog: What are their immediate views on romantic love? - Naomi

Stonework Headcanons

> Naomi believes it exists, but doesn’t find herself suitable for it. She does way too many shady acts of crime just to hide under the government, and has little time for it. In general, she has no space in her schedule to fit a relationship in it. Though, part of her does want that life, but what she does for a living is a major conflict with that wish.

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// *saw this meme template and had to fill it in

row 1: roxy, thereamie, janelle row 2: carmen, braelynn, keres row 3: friday, pelkha, harriet row 4: naomi, riley, leena row 5: lucy, yui, fran

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a horror fanatic.

> Naomi loves the horror genre; video games, movies, and TV shows following it are her favorites. Between the three, she loves playing horror games. Examples being ones such as FNaF, Resident Evil, The Evil Within, Dead Space, Left 4 Dead, and Alien: Isolation.

> FNaF is one of the few games that really caught her attention. Its idea centering around animatronics being your main enemies and what makes them act the way they do gives her ideas for her main job.

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📂📂📂📂📂📂📂 (An Zolubu banshee fairy maid has put down 7 of the same symbol, because in the Dark Lord Zolubu cult, 7 is an sacred number, like how Earl has 7 Chakras, like all other mortal beings. owo)

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

> Jezebel’s favorite food used to be just sweets. Any sort of candy or baked dessert was an absolute delight to eat. She only stuck to eating sweets all the time, but soon learned how to bake them too.

> Vivian is very fragile despite being a Changeling. She still isn’t used to doing human things or feeling the same emotions, but even with being of a powerful species, she is overall very fragile and very easily frightened by the smallest of things.

> Harriet’s is half German. She gets it from her (real) dad’s side of the family.

> Angel has a Valkyrie form that she had first used during the War in Heaven. Much of her time spent during that long period was as a Valkyrie and fighting the ones leading the rebellion, becoming one of the few angels who made it through the war without sustaining fatal injuries to their spirit.

> With Naomi’s enhanced mechanical brain, she has the ability to learn any language given to her in a matter of hours. Possibly minutes if she had heard bits of phrases from said language beforehand.

> Teramatr has a third eye. She has the ability to rid of this extra part of needed but keeps it when residing in her hidden cottage. On top of this, she has the ability to inflict any monstrous curse or extra limbs on humans and monsters. Lower-ranked deities also fall into this category.

> Similar to the Huntress from Dead by Daylight, Danielle has a crafted Fawn mask that covers her entire face. She also keeps a number of other crafted masks similarly made, but her Fawn mask is the most significant. It keeps the same large cracked scar on her left eye that she has, though it doesn’t affect the mask’s physical form.

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@redgentleengie liked for a starter from: Naomi!

The android didn’t seem too moved as she sat on the bench, watching her leg be repaired. She had stood out in the rain for too long after being caught in an unexpected thunderstorm and was barely able to make it back to the base. All at the cost of her umbrella and a few rusty screws.

Though, for someone who still has flesh underneath her synthetic shell, any rusty screw was enough bad news.

Her large eyes watched the Engineer, making sure he didn’t cause any sudden errors or mistakes in his work. But after a long period of time, she started to speak.

“I do not think we’ve met before, have we?” She asked softly. “I have seen you in previous battles, though we have never spoken.”

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🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet?

Get to know my character through an ask!

“I cannot have some sweets for... reasons. One is that any sweet that has liquids, like ice cream, for example, will melt through my limbs. I can have most candies, though. But anything that melts I cannot have.”

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@ecstaticexterior continued from here

She lightly chuckled. “Well, a cat in a top hat can’t be what it is without a full suit, right?” She asked, holding up a small kitten. Surprisingly enough, the kitten was in a top hat and in a full suit. Naomi really went all extra with what she meant, which wasn’t really considered “normal”.

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“And why do some humans consume canned bread? It’s better having it packaged than canned...”

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@secretaryofstrength

An audio tape was sent to the Secretary through her mail box. It had her full name, written in Sharpie on a strip of tape over it with Naomi’s name signed in the corner. Though it was hard to read because her handwriting was very small.

The audio tape began with a few seconds of silence... until a crackle of an android’s voice was heard. It was female, but not... human.

“Team Report: All teammates are stable and well. None reported missing.” She said. “However, a new teammate has joined. Class unknown. Name is Kimora. No known last name or family members...

“...is that all you need to hear, Konami?”

The last sentence was deep, yet bone-chilling. Almost as if this was a rogue AI that was talking to the Secretary. Who was this woman?

Thankfully, Naomi was doing this just to scare her. She had already known the Secretary’s real name through the Mann. Co’s database, and her only intention from receiving this team report in the mail was just to interact with the Secretary. Get to know who she was. Angel was too busy to write out the report, so Naomi took it into her own hands.

“If there is anything else you need me to include, please shoot off another letter. Thank you, darling.~”

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Tag Dump: The Muses

// *Please DO NOT reblog.

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😰- They get scolded

How Does Your Muse React/Feel When…

> She thinks you’re an idiot. Naomi doesn’t enjoy being scolded and, depending on the situation, she’ll think she’s in the right and you’re in the wrong. If she is wrong, she will be very, very stubborn about it. She won’t appreciate how you talk to her if you’re a stranger. If you’re an acquaintance or a friend? Maybe... just maybe, she’ll be soft to you.

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✔ - for my muse to respond to praise from yours

Send a symbol for the following:

✔ - for my muse to respond to praise from yours

“Me? Being praised? ...Darling, please, I’m not that great...”

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“Why are there green beans on my sock”

Send me “Why are there green beans on my sock” and I’ll respond with my sick muse saying some weird stuff

"We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition. You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe. This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two. As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules."

Someone had downloaded a number of scripted lines for Naomi to say into her android brain, forcing her to talk like GLaDOS unless someone was able to .zip all of the files out of her head and have her talk normally. Now, for an android, being forced to follow instructions would make you sick of doing that. And Naomi hated this. She couldn’t express it verbally, but she could through sarcasm.