#✧・゚ *CHAT — ( rosie )

[14dayswithyou]

I’ve read the rules! o7

ive been thinking abt teo and brainrotted like what if callboy/callgirl/callperson (?) reader person thing and teo is havin a moment and calls them up 🙏 does it make sense probably not but in my heart

✦゜ANSWERED: Realistically, I don't think Teo would need to resort to a callperson because he's already got an extensive list of people willing to "help him out". If he needs some company, he'll simply call up one of his regular hookups and go down the list until someone responds lmao

And if Teo already knew Angel was a callperson, I actually think he'd find it more fun to annoy them rather than book their services ^^; Things like htting up their line to see if anyone else has called, talking about the most random topics to waste their time, asking how much their services are before telling them they should pay him for his time, etc.

And while Teo would 100% pay a callperson for their services, he'd prefer if they did "it" out of their own volition instead (and not because it's their job or they need clients). He only has hookups/one night stands with people who are genuinely attracted to him and want to sleep with him, so if he knew Angel only showed interest in him as a way to make money, he might not see fully the appeal. But if they approached Teo with a genuine request to sleep with him — with no strings attached — then he'd happily agree.

[httydfirefly]

LonelyEyes text fic - but actually it's my friend's group chat (Part Four)

Contains swearing.

Peter Lukas: U JUST DONT APPRECIATE ALL MY EFFORT

Elias Bouchard: womp womp try harder

Peter Lukas: NO. Im done with your shit

Elias Bouchard: this is why we are divorced you never try enough I need more

Peter Lukas: And all my lawyers are leaving me on delivered @Gregor Orsinov @Breekon & Hope Deliveries

Simon Fairchild: Not all…

Peter Lukas replying to @Elias Bouchard: I will

Elias Bouchard replying to @Peter Lukas: HEY

Peter Lukas replying to @Rosie Zampano: You’re not a real lawyer

Elias Bouchard: that’s MY lawyer you are talking to

Peter Lukas: You’re just some liar with too much money Go away

Elias Bouchard: you deserve con artist Rosie’s law firm

Peter Lukas: 🖕

Elias Bouchard: 💋

Peter Lukas: The only con artist I needed was you

BUT NOOOO

Rosie Zampano: When did I become a con artist

Elias Bouchard: every lawyer is even Simon… he’s conning me siding with my ex

Simon Fairchild: Even I must agree to that

Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: see?? too bad I pay him MORE THAN ENOUGH to get his loyalty

Simon Fairchild: Sure.

Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: AGREEANCE

Elias Bouchard Replying to @Rosie Zampano: you are :))

Peter Lukas Replying to @Rosie Zampano: That’s what they all say 🙄

Simon Fairchild: For the contract, may I inquire as to whether you signed a prenuptial agreement?

Elias Bouchard: we did not It was a marriage of necessity. we eloped

Simon Fairchild: Understandable

Elias Bouchard: So, as my lawyer, I trust you will get me the good stuff

Simon Fairchild: I will do my best to make the agreement as mutually beneficial as possible so that you both can feel safe comfortable signing it*

Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: I want you to ruin his life

Simon Fairchild: @Peter Lukas, @Elias Bouchard, what time will you be at the Christmas party so we can sort this out?

Peter Lukas: 🙄 I don’t want to see either of you But 8:30

Simon Fairchild: Sounds good to me

Elias Bouchard: the feeling is mutual

Peter Lukas: Fuck you

Elias Bouchard: Apart from Simon just hate you Peter

Peter Lukas: Boo hoo

Elias Bouchard: womp womp get over it

Simon Fairchild: I will have you know that to the best of my ability I have created an impartial agreement that I am sure you can both agree to

Elias Bouchard: booooooo that is not very girlkeep of you Simon

Peter Lukas: I want Elias bankrupt

Elias Bouchard: not gonna happen I hoard my wealth in offshore Swiss accounts

Simon Fairchild: Unfortunately both or your wishes would not lead to the other agreeing and you would be forced to stay married

Peter Lukas: I will bomb Switzerland and cripple the economy

Peter Lukas replying to @Simon Fairchild: EW

Elias Bouchard replying to @Simon Fairchild: e n t r a p m e n t

Simon Fairchild: Hence I am sure you will find the agreement rather reasonable

Elias Bouchard: this is JUST like the parent trap

Peter Lukas: ew happy endings

[villainjester]

12/28/2024

FUCK IT, LALALOOPSY IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME

EDIT MADE BY ME

[nerd-chocolate]

Rosy Cosmetic Content

If you’re wondering what that means, it's just my ship name for Zoé x Cosette since Cosette does makeup and Zoé has a flower t-shirt, even if it isn’t a rose, plus they have pink colors in their designs, I think it cute. There’s also Zosette which my friends, @msweebyness and @imsparky2002, came up with the name, I think. The name is pretty cute for the two and I do like it. Sorry for that tangent but yes, I’m doing some content for the two after wanting to for the longest time now and I’m planning on doing more soon. I just love these two so much and I want to share that a lot more on my Tumblr. So you guys not only get two different ship charts of them but the shipping questions (which I linked below, so you guys can use it if you want)! Now let’s begin!

Zosette Shipping Charts:

Rosy Cosmetic Shipping Questions:

1. Who makes the other blush all the time and who finds it adorable?

Zoé blushes when Cosette caresses their face when it looks beautiful, or generally anything Cosette does. Cosette blushes when Zoé is generally doing anything (especially when Zoé is himself) and when she is affectionate with it. Not that Zoé isn’t normally like that, is that Cosette is not used to it. They both find each other’s blushes adorable.

2. Who sings in the shower?

I feel like Cosette would sing in the shower more often because it is way more fun for them. It is not like Zoé wouldn’t do that either, she does it less frequently.

3. What would their song to each other be?

Zoé: Monster from Adventure Time: Distant Lands - Obsidian and If I Could Tell Her from Dear Evan Hansen

Cosette: P.U.N.K. Girl by Heavenly and When He Sees Me from Waitress

4. Who embarrasses the other in public with kisses and pet names?

It’s Zoé, especially when he notices that Cosette barely gets any affection from their family. They are calling it, honeycake, little angel, Cosey, and giving it all the kisses it deserves.

5. Who curses, and who reprimands the other for it?

Both of them would curse, and Cosette would do it a bit more. That being said, I fully believe Zoé would curse especially if she was mad or/and no longer calm.

6. What small quirks do they love about each other?

Zoé thinks it’s cute when Cosette giggles a bit and does small kicks when they kiss and their eyes get a sparkle to them when they’re happy. When Zoé balls her fists in excitement and enjoys or her freckles become more visible when she’s blushed (especially if Cosette kisses her), Cosette loves it.

7. Who makes the other laugh more?

Cosette would make Zoé laugh with all the dorky jokes and silly faces they make and when they roast the heck out of Audrey sometimes.

8. Who gets jealous more easily?

Cosette would get jealous a little more easily especially before the two started dating. It stems from the fact that she thinks Zoé can do a lot better and masks it as best she can. Luckily, they don’t get those thoughts as much anymore.

9. How did they know they were right for each other?

After Zoé moved to Paris, it just became more clear to both of them that they love each other a lot since I believe that they unexpectedly fell in love with each other in the New York Special.

For Zoé, it was when she was the black cat holder and he came to check on Cosette.

For Cosette, it was during that whole adventure in adoration and when Zoé confessed to her.

10. Who brings up the subject of kids first?

It’s probably Cosette, but at a very random time and moment, catching both of them off guard. Also, they would still have Westley Cottonballs (I just changed his name if you didn’t see Artzy’s post about it) no matter what if you were wondering.

11. Who's adorable when they're sleepy, and who gets grumpy and irritable?

I fully believe Cosette just looks like a cat or hamster when sleeping, especially if she is cuddling with Zoé or anything else. Zoé does feel like someone who would get pretty grumpy when tired and already having a bad day, just have to force it in a smile to people who probably don’t deserve it.

12. Who's more protective?

It is Zoé, they want the people they love and care about to be safe, especially Cosette. Zoé does anything to protect Cosette from being hurt.

13. How do they express their feelings (Words, visual art, a song, etc.)?

Together: Spending time together and talking to each other, switching hats, playing with each other’s hair, playing with Westley Cottonballs together, and cuddling while watching their favorite movies and TV shows.

Zoé: Gifting Cosette a lot of stuff (homemade or buying it with Audrey’s credit card especially), squishing Cosette’s cheek, doodling on Cosette (whether it be on her body or her shoes) sometimes and the doodles would be drawings or cute sayings, whispering their favorite romantic movies and theater lines to it, and giving Cosette her jacket.

Cosette: Kissing Zoé especially if she had lipstick on, helping Zoé with his hair and painting his nails, making Zoé’s favorite snacks or sharing their food with her, giving them tons of hugs, counting their freckles, and regularly texting Zoé especially when Zoé was still at New York.

14. Where would they go on a 3 am adventure?

Sneaking out to go to a dance club and using Audrey’s credit card to do it.

15. Who has a hobby only the other knows about?

Zoé knows how to ride a motorcycle (thanks to her dad), self-defense (it’s New York and full of villains), and play some sports like volleyball and gymnastics.

Cosette knows how to sing (especially lullabies, they sing it to their hedgehog), can do a bit of ballet, and feed the animals like the pigeons, they do it with Mr.Ramier sometimes.

16. How do they hype each other up?

Cosette would hug and kiss Zoé, exclaim to him and everyone how amazing her girlfriend is and that they are proud of being her girlfriend. Also tells her that she’ll do phenomenal and keep cheering them on while being on the sidelines.

Zoé would pick Cosette up in their arms, kiss them on the forehead and cheek, and soothe them that she is exceptional in anything she does no matter what, if anything tells her otherwise, they just don’t have any clue what they’re talking about at all. And looks at them fondly on the sidelines.

17. Who picks flowers for the other?

Cosette would make paper flowers for Zoé and in return, Zoé would try to buy them all of their favorite flowers. Luckily, Zoé is trying to stop himself from doing it, especially when it’s very expensive. It doesn’t happen all the time, but she’s trying and Cosette does love it.

18. Which one wears the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt?

Cosette would wear it but rarely does, to be honest.

19. Who's the better dancer?

I think Cosette would be the better dancer but Zoé would still know how to dance pretty well.

20. Who info dumps and who listens with heart eyes?

Both definitely Both.

Conclusion:

If you couldn’t tell, I’m very hyper-fixated on these two and the fact I made two shipping charts and answered shipping questions for them says a lot. I have been wanting to make a post like this for the longest and I have more plans in the future like finally finishing that sole crusher rewrite I promise, making a Cosette and separate post for her family, etc. I want to do more not only this year but next year since Miraculous is going to its next season and arc. Better late than never, I guess. Anyway hope you enjoy the post and I’ll see you next time, have a good day or night wherever you are!

[stitchkiss]

if thiam not canon then why triggers? like, are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me liam dunbar didn’t get absolutely weak in the fuckin knees when theo raeken looked at him like this??? after helping him understand his anger and fear??? are you gonna tell me that theo “heart eyes” raeken wasn’t already in love with liam in this scene. are you. ARE YOU??

[revvethasmythh]

how my group chat's discussion of What Doesn't Break is going

[suraemoon]

I’m in the middle of a baby fever and you have the audacity to post Dad!John Egan! That’s a crime. Now, all jokes aside, that was so cute!! I loge everything about it, and I 100% agree with you he’s a girl dad through and through. Would you be ok with writing some more, for other characters? I’d love to see what is your take on Rosie and Buck as dads. (Also, yes, please let us all suspend our disbelief and pretend modern pregnancy tests have always been around, because the alternative is way too awkward).

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one with a bad case of baby fever right now. I wrote that fic to get all of those emotions out.

I’d love to write for the other characters! Rosie and Buck would be the sweetest, loveliest fathers ever. (If ever they need someone to make a little one with, I volunteer as tribute) I’d love to know some of your thoughts on what they might be like because I definitely have some thoughts of my own.

(It was called the Hogben test, where urine was injected into frogs and if the frog start laying eggs, that meant the woman was pregnant. Most people didn’t test and went off of symptoms to determine if they were pregnant though. 😭)

[rosietrace]

I have this unfathomable urge to make my blog Luka themed

[deadsparrows]

ren needs to chill the fuck out. start of the season he has rosie lore and the multiverse and all that. then he's the king. then he's on empires. then etho ropes him into making an absolutely massive boat race. now he is rebuilding scarland just like a few blocks off/making a rival theme park to annoy scar in retaliation. and he is still doing the boat race and his gigacorp shit. i havent seen rosie in months. poor girl may have ran out of batteries at this point

[blitzbabysits]

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[mercymccann]

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[httydfirefly]

LonelyEyes text fic - but actually it's my friend's group chat (Part Three)

Contains swearing.

Peter Lukas: @Elias Bouchard your lawyer sucks

Simon Fairchild: Hey, I just want to keep my head

Elias Bouchard: your lawyer hasn’t even showed up idiot

Peter Lukas replying to @Elias Bouchard: @Gregor Orsinov 😭😭😭 don’t make me look bad

Simon Fairchild: Anyway, I will have the papers if you two will happily sign at the Christmas party You will both be able to have a good read of the contract before signing and I am sure it will be acceptable terms

Elias Bouchard: Simon do me justice. Make me proud

Peter Lukas: @Breekon & Hope Deliveries be my backup lawyer, Gregor abandoned me by having a life

Elias Bouchard: what a loser just like my ex husband. That bitch

Simon Fairchild replying to @Peter Lukas: I am happy to be your backup backup if you need

Elias Bouchard: HEY you are my lawyer

Peter Lukas replying to @Simon Fairchild “You will both be able to have a good read of the contract before signing and I am sure it will be acceptable terms”: I doubt that

Simon Fairchild: I can remain in impartial third party that works for the best of both of you

Elias Bouchard: do not side with the enemy

Peter Lukas: BRUH,

Elias Bouchard: ill pay you better than him

Simon Fairchild: just trying to make some business hear…

Peter Lukas: Simon, you conniving little shit

Elias Bouchard: even my lawyer isn’t loyal to me 😔 just like my bitch ex husband

Peter Lukas: Stop being so dramatic

Simon Fairchild replying to @Elias Bouchard “ill pay you better than him”: What are we talking?

Elias Bouchard: money of your dreams

Peter Lukas: You’re always like this All you do is complain Whine whine whine

Elias Bouchard: ok C H E A T E R

Peter Lukas: HEY YOU AGREED TO THE THREESOME then yoU made it awkward by telling the third party to leave

Rosie Zampano: I can offer my services as a lawyer if needed

Elias Bouchard replying to @Peter Lukas: NOT WITH THAT PERSON

Peter Lukas: YOU DIDN’T SPECIFY

Elias Bouchard: IT WAS… YOUR MUM

Peter Lukas replying to @Rosie Zampano: No, playing a lawyer onscreen doesn’t qualify you I’m afraid

Peter Lukas replying to @Elias Bouchard: YOU SAID SHE WAS HOT 😒 Elias Bouchard: SHE IS but… you are more

Peter Lukas: NOT LIKE THAT YOU CREEP Oh now you wanna say this AFTER the divorce 👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Elias Bouchard: I hope your life is long and horrible

Peter Lukas: I hope your pillow is warm on all sides

Elias Bouchard: jokes on you I enjoy that

Peter Lukas: SEEEEE you’re a weirdo This is why we can never work out

Elias Bouchard: just cause you’re scared I’m too much of a badboy for you you can’t handle my amazing personality and body I’m too good for you

Peter Lukas: IM THE BADBOY I even used a REAL buffer knife to carve my potato That’s like …brave

Elias Bouchard: cheap shit

Peter Lukas: but I tried bbg

Elias Bouchard: yet failed

[koenigami]

i'm more than convinced that rosie's going to gag me in the following days bc i won't shut up about caleb

[dazzlen-the-clown]

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Yeah, you!

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[nerd-chocolate]

My first post of the year officially, enjoy rosy cosmetic stuff that I created and two of them from my friend, @jespers-rambling made for me, an fankid and third pic!

Have a great year everyone and that it keeps going on!!

[folkloresthings]

and if i were to write for masters of the air… what then