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httydfirefly Ā· 1 month ago
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LonelyEyes text fic - but actually it's my friend's group chat (Part Four)
Contains swearing.
Peter Lukas: U JUST DONT APPRECIATE ALL MY EFFORT
Elias Bouchard: womp womp try harder
Peter Lukas: NO. Im done with your shit
Elias Bouchard: this is why we are divorced you never try enough I need more
Peter Lukas: And all my lawyers are leaving me on delivered @Gregor Orsinov @Breekon & Hope Deliveries
Simon Fairchild: Not allā€¦
Peter Lukas replying to @Elias Bouchard: I will
Elias Bouchard replying to @Peter Lukas: HEY
Peter Lukas replying to @Rosie Zampano: Youā€™re not a real lawyer
Elias Bouchard: thatā€™s MY lawyer you are talking to
Peter Lukas: Youā€™re just some liar with too much money Go away
Elias Bouchard: you deserve con artist Rosieā€™s law firm
Peter Lukas: šŸ–•
Elias Bouchard: šŸ’‹
Peter Lukas: The only con artist I needed was you
BUT NOOOO
Rosie Zampano: When did I become a con artist
Elias Bouchard: every lawyer is even Simonā€¦ heā€™s conning me siding with my ex
Simon Fairchild: Even I must agree to that
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: see?? too bad I pay him MORE THAN ENOUGH to get his loyalty
Simon Fairchild: Sure.
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: AGREEANCE
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Rosie Zampano: you are :))
Peter Lukas Replying to @Rosie Zampano: Thatā€™s what they all say šŸ™„
Simon Fairchild: For the contract, may I inquire as to whether you signed a prenuptial agreement?
Elias Bouchard: we did not It was a marriage of necessity. we eloped
Simon Fairchild: Understandable
Elias Bouchard: So, as my lawyer, I trust you will get me the good stuff
Simon Fairchild: I will do my best to make the agreement as mutually beneficial as possible so that you both can feel safe comfortable signing it*
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: I want you to ruin his life
Simon Fairchild: @Peter Lukas, @Elias Bouchard, what time will you be at the Christmas party so we can sort this out?
Peter Lukas: šŸ™„ I donā€™t want to see either of you But 8:30
Simon Fairchild: Sounds good to me
Elias Bouchard: the feeling is mutual
Peter Lukas: Fuck you
Elias Bouchard: Apart from Simon just hate you Peter
Peter Lukas: Boo hoo
Elias Bouchard: womp womp get over it
Simon Fairchild: I will have you know that to the best of my ability I have created an impartial agreement that I am sure you can both agree to
Elias Bouchard: booooooo that is not very girlkeep of you Simon
Peter Lukas: I want Elias bankrupt
Elias Bouchard: not gonna happen I hoard my wealth in offshore Swiss accounts
Simon Fairchild: Unfortunately both or your wishes would not lead to the other agreeing and you would be forced to stay married
Peter Lukas: I will bomb Switzerland and cripple the economy
Peter Lukas replying to @Simon Fairchild: EW
Elias Bouchard replying to @Simon Fairchild: e n t r a p m e n t
Simon Fairchild: Hence I am sure you will find the agreement rather reasonable
Elias Bouchard: this is JUST like the parent trap
Peter Lukas: ew happy endings
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liyrical Ā· 3 months ago
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(jjk266) confession
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nerdanel01 Ā· 6 months ago
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I know itā€™s not their fault, but Rook thinking theyā€™re disrupting the ritual and instead accidentally unleashing two OP blighted gods is like. Almost Peregrin-Took-waking-the-Balrog levels of tomfoolery.
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starcurtain Ā· 29 days ago
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Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running
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Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.
From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...
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Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?
But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.
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Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)
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Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.
Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...
There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).
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"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"
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Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...
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Shot, and chaser:
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Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.
Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...
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He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.
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The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.
Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.
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(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)
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Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? šŸ«£
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theribbajack Ā· 4 months ago
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"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."
Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn
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sketchy-tour Ā· 9 months ago
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Thank you, Remderem!
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egophiliac Ā· 9 months ago
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
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markscherz Ā· 8 months ago
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BOOPHIS SNOOT!
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Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.
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crowatyourwindow Ā· 2 months ago
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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind
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lotus-pear Ā· 4 months ago
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mourning black and the death of ideals
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 5 months ago
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At your side [End of Season 2]
[First]Ā PrevĀ <ā€“-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#wen qing#jiang yanli#a-yuan#It may have taken a year but we did it! The end of season 2!!!#(Granted: this season was nearly twice the length of season one.)#It's been a really fantastic season to draw for. So many iconic moments! It was a lot of work but I had a blast B*)#I also enjoyed experimenting more and more with my comic style. I'm growing as a comic artist bit by bit!#There is even a little bit of shadowing in this one for next season. As a treat. All the fun (and not heart breaking) scenes to come!#Comic talk time: Recently saw 12 angry men for first time and I love the coincidence of the themes aligning here.#They both touch upon the horror of judicial systems - in which the most persuasive argument wins and the truth is a nuisance.#All it takes is one person to stand against the crowd and say 'I do not know what is true. And that is reasonable doubt enough.'#When the majority is for condemning someone guilty - that in itself is persuasive enough.#One will set their mind to what the 'truth' is and refuse to see it any other way. That their perspective is the only correct one.#No one is born with a monopoly on the truth.#Everyone has biases and agendas. Some care not for the outcome - only that they can be on the convenient side.#Lan Wangji is putting everything on the line to say 'I'm not going to go with the majority vote.'#And that is a huge deal in a story that is so politically focused as MDZS is. Everything is a careful chess move to these sects -#and to not play the game is basically sacrificing everything you are and your families name. For some it is unthinkable.#And there is no doubt in LWJ's mind. He would stand there and lose everything if it means upholding justice.#More importantly - these two have each other's backs. The bond is unbreakable. This is the most ride or die I have seen two people be.
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lilybug-02 Ā· 8 months ago
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You're right. This IS fun
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It really is the BEST.
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blorbologist Ā· 6 months ago
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hey im not over this. I just went to dig it up and. it's literally the exact same shot. (except Orthax is giving Ripley a smidge more personal space, and she doesn't have the glowy-glowy ember eyes)
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buttered-toasty Ā· 2 months ago
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Ignore the half-assed background, itā€™s not actually supposed to Be the background, I just wanted to post this in case I never finish the second half (maglor)
I have thoughts about them. Many thoughts.
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kyurochurro Ā· 3 months ago
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they did the monster mash!! šŸ˜³ šŸŽƒit was a graveyard smash!! šŸ¦‡šŸ‘»
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nyaaamato Ā· 3 months ago
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orpheus & eurydice
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