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LonelyEyes text fic - but actually it's my friend's group chat (Part Four)
Contains swearing.
Peter Lukas: U JUST DONT APPRECIATE ALL MY EFFORT
Elias Bouchard: womp womp try harder
Peter Lukas: NO. Im done with your shit
Elias Bouchard: this is why we are divorced you never try enough I need more
Peter Lukas: And all my lawyers are leaving me on delivered @Gregor Orsinov @Breekon & Hope Deliveries
Simon Fairchild: Not allā¦
Peter Lukas replying to @Elias Bouchard: I will
Elias Bouchard replying to @Peter Lukas: HEY
Peter Lukas replying to @Rosie Zampano: Youāre not a real lawyer
Elias Bouchard: thatās MY lawyer you are talking to
Peter Lukas: Youāre just some liar with too much money Go away
Elias Bouchard: you deserve con artist Rosieās law firm
Peter Lukas: š
Elias Bouchard: š
Peter Lukas: The only con artist I needed was you
BUT NOOOO
Rosie Zampano: When did I become a con artist
Elias Bouchard: every lawyer is even Simonā¦ heās conning me siding with my ex
Simon Fairchild: Even I must agree to that
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: see?? too bad I pay him MORE THAN ENOUGH to get his loyalty
Simon Fairchild: Sure.
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: AGREEANCE
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Rosie Zampano: you are :))
Peter Lukas Replying to @Rosie Zampano: Thatās what they all say š
Simon Fairchild: For the contract, may I inquire as to whether you signed a prenuptial agreement?
Elias Bouchard: we did not It was a marriage of necessity. we eloped
Simon Fairchild: Understandable
Elias Bouchard: So, as my lawyer, I trust you will get me the good stuff
Simon Fairchild: I will do my best to make the agreement as mutually beneficial as possible so that you both can feel safe comfortable signing it*
Elias Bouchard Replying to @Simon Fairchild: I want you to ruin his life
Simon Fairchild: @Peter Lukas, @Elias Bouchard, what time will you be at the Christmas party so we can sort this out?
Peter Lukas: š I donāt want to see either of you But 8:30
Simon Fairchild: Sounds good to me
Elias Bouchard: the feeling is mutual
Peter Lukas: Fuck you
Elias Bouchard: Apart from Simon just hate you Peter
Peter Lukas: Boo hoo
Elias Bouchard: womp womp get over it
Simon Fairchild: I will have you know that to the best of my ability I have created an impartial agreement that I am sure you can both agree to
Elias Bouchard: booooooo that is not very girlkeep of you Simon
Peter Lukas: I want Elias bankrupt
Elias Bouchard: not gonna happen I hoard my wealth in offshore Swiss accounts
Simon Fairchild: Unfortunately both or your wishes would not lead to the other agreeing and you would be forced to stay married
Peter Lukas: I will bomb Switzerland and cripple the economy
Peter Lukas replying to @Simon Fairchild: EW
Elias Bouchard replying to @Simon Fairchild: e n t r a p m e n t
Simon Fairchild: Hence I am sure you will find the agreement rather reasonable
Elias Bouchard: this is JUST like the parent trap
Peter Lukas: ew happy endings
#and we come to the end#tma but make it my group chat#the magnus archives#tma#lonelyeyes#peter lukas#elias bouchard#rosie zampano#simon fairchild#tma incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#fanfic#text fic
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(jjk266) confession
#yuuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#jjk#fushiita#itafushi#jjk 266#š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬ 5 more chapters lads we ball#compassion loneliness strength grief kindness#the human soul and loveā¦.. theyre my psyche and eros and this story will come to an kind endingā¦. i believe it
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I know itās not their fault, but Rook thinking theyāre disrupting the ritual and instead accidentally unleashing two OP blighted gods is like. Almost Peregrin-Took-waking-the-Balrog levels of tomfoolery.
#i think varric is gonna die at the end of that act fam#and unlike gandalf I do not think he will be coming back#we are going to accidentally kill our fantasy dwarf dad#datv#da4#edit: to be clear I do not want varric to die but it does seemā¦ likely. from a narrative stakes perspective.
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Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running
Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.
From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...
Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?
But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.
Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)
Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.
Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...
There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).
"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"
Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...
Shot, and chaser:
Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.
Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...
He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.
The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.
Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.
(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)
Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? š«£
#genshin impact#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#I wasn't even looking for half these screencaps#I was just scrolling through the content and āOops; there's another oneā#imagine thinking it's a ācoincidenceā to run into someone in a desert that stretches hundreds to thousands of miles#I say this in the most positive way possible#but I think Alhaitham might actually need an intervention#bro is reading PULP FICTION for a man#checking the message boards daily for updates from a dude he already lives with#skipping work to do favors for his favorite#I would say his Kaveh hyper-focus is impacting his quality of life#but Kaveh IS his quality of life so...#do you think the merchants in the market are getting savvy#when they see Alhaitham coming they're just like#āOh Mister Alhaitham! Mister Kaveh was really admiring this painting the last time he came through--ā#how many times do you think Alhaitham's brought home new foods only to never buy them again because Kaveh didn't like them?#we could end world deforestation with Alhaitham's pining alone
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"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."
Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn
#my art#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring#godwyn prince of death#godwyn the golden#miquella the kind#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#fromsoft#i do not think critiques of radahn are as shallow as āpay $40 to fight a boss we already foughtā#the dlc is good right up until the final boss#most of the new bosses are good#i loved midra and metyr and messmer and the dancing lion#radahn as consort just comes completely out of left field and just seems like a huge disconnect between the dlc and base game#radahn's story was done with the festival#and it's a good end! i like the festival and the base game radhan fight#but here he shows up again out of nowhere when godwyn is the obvious choice and a godwyn boss fight would be new and interesting#you can even still have your villain miquella story#puppeting his brother's living-but-soulless corpse unable to accept#that just because godwyn is breathing and follows his command like a deprecated computer program#even godhood can't bring his brother's soul back#his body must be slain and he must die a true death#we could have at least gotten a line of dialogue from radahn but nope#ok rant over#this pic is sloppy but idc#no cleanup we die like men#yes i know miquella's model technically has only three arms but i gave him four bc three looks silly
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Thank you, Remderem!
#WALLY SITTING ON THE CLOUD I DID IT AARAAH#Ended up coming out a lil janky but we take the Ls and we post anyway!!!!!!!#and by we I mean just me#Another excuse to draw Wally with a robe on is an excuse I'll take any fucking day#He just looks SO FUCKING COZY!!!!!!#Been doing little Wally doodle studies again and this one was one of the sketches that I decided to finish!#which might be why it looks a bit jank but OH WELL!#welcome home#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home wally#wally darling#WH wally#wally darling fanart#my art
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7#twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers#and so ends the saga#(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess#let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though#MY FAVORITE#ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny#but there we go#idia has two modes and two modes only#he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny#or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him#look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay
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BOOPHIS SNOOT!
Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.
#boop#boop his snoot#Boophis#frog#frogs#a rare and serendipitous occasion#for this glorious pun#zoology#animals#herpetology#undescribed species#new species#taxonomy#I don't remember catching all the frogs I've ever caught#but I do remember catching this one#it was one or two metres above my head#and we had to whack the branch it was on to get it to come down#and then frantically search for it after it landed#I think it landed on someone's backpack in the end#a marvellous and bizarre creature#hopefully to be described in the next few years
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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind
#GUYS ITS OKAY HEāS WITH HIS COW FRIENDS HEāS FINE#I present this after the abomination we all witnessed from ch. 118#sigh yeah I know the chapter released literally a whole ass month ago but Iāve been too busy with school to draw anything#take this as a manifestation for his return in the next ch#Seriously though Iām like 80% sure Kenji and the others are coming back asagiri canāt do this to us#idk maybe Iām being delusional#tbh Iām probably gonna disappear for a bit until my end of year exams are done so if anyone notices me on tumblr please yell at me to study#pls pls pls#btw I was watching moo deng live cams while drawing this sheās such an icon#bsd#bsd art#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd kenji#kenji miyazawa#kenji bsd#bsd wan#cows#cow art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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mourning black and the death of ideals
#i haven't moved on from this yet. btw. i'm still here#finally decided to draw the thought i've been ruminating over for days on end bc it's like a parasite eating away my brain#stated this on the initial post i made days ago but there's just smt so gut wrenching and sickening#about how dazai will have worn black exactly twice in his life: once as a member of the mafia and now at kunikida's funeral#a color that initially signified devotion to the mafia and his demon prodigy alias now signifies his grief#him having to wear black again at the funeral of another doomed fatalist who chose his heart over his survival. his own partner.#kunikida's death being so reminiscent of the tragedy that initially caused him to defect and flee#and everything tying together full circle and effectively breaking him#asagiri rly said fuck knkdz it's doppover we lost gang ššš#why did bro leave that fucking notebook behind#fool. do you know that angst potential you have left me to work with?#love never won in bsd. it lay dead and festering#i don't know how much longer i can keep saying i miss them. i'm going to kill myself if he doesn't come back#i've never wanted something to be death bait so desperately#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#(??? technically. its implied anyway)#lotus draws
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At your side [End of Season 2]
[First]Ā PrevĀ <ā-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#wen qing#jiang yanli#a-yuan#It may have taken a year but we did it! The end of season 2!!!#(Granted: this season was nearly twice the length of season one.)#It's been a really fantastic season to draw for. So many iconic moments! It was a lot of work but I had a blast B*)#I also enjoyed experimenting more and more with my comic style. I'm growing as a comic artist bit by bit!#There is even a little bit of shadowing in this one for next season. As a treat. All the fun (and not heart breaking) scenes to come!#Comic talk time: Recently saw 12 angry men for first time and I love the coincidence of the themes aligning here.#They both touch upon the horror of judicial systems - in which the most persuasive argument wins and the truth is a nuisance.#All it takes is one person to stand against the crowd and say 'I do not know what is true. And that is reasonable doubt enough.'#When the majority is for condemning someone guilty - that in itself is persuasive enough.#One will set their mind to what the 'truth' is and refuse to see it any other way. That their perspective is the only correct one.#No one is born with a monopoly on the truth.#Everyone has biases and agendas. Some care not for the outcome - only that they can be on the convenient side.#Lan Wangji is putting everything on the line to say 'I'm not going to go with the majority vote.'#And that is a huge deal in a story that is so politically focused as MDZS is. Everything is a careful chess move to these sects -#and to not play the game is basically sacrificing everything you are and your families name. For some it is unthinkable.#And there is no doubt in LWJ's mind. He would stand there and lose everything if it means upholding justice.#More importantly - these two have each other's backs. The bond is unbreakable. This is the most ride or die I have seen two people be.
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You're right. This IS fun
It really is the BEST.
#i like to think this is their default face when no one is looking#little noodle people#no thoughts head empty#ksdjhfl jnasljdfnasdf hahaha im honored by your art contribution#these two have such wildly different vibes but they come together at the end of the day for ā:)ā#next week we may even see ā:Dā who knows!#ask stuff#akanemnon#chara#tr!chara#ct!chara#they would be besties. As in they would argue in every interaction.#fanart!!!
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hey im not over this. I just went to dig it up and. it's literally the exact same shot. (except Orthax is giving Ripley a smidge more personal space, and she doesn't have the glowy-glowy ember eyes)
#the eyes backlighting them! the rising smoke! except Ripley isn't actually being taken control of and seem so down for this ride#... ok but can we still have the spoopy eyes tho please pretty please -#critical role#tlovm spoilers#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#percival de rolo#anna ripley#also wondering about the fact that shot comes at the *end* of Percy's arc w Orthax. about to kick him out.#VS this being just another day being evil for Ripley. inchresting
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Ignore the half-assed background, itās not actually supposed to Be the background, I just wanted to post this in case I never finish the second half (maglor)
I have thoughts about them. Many thoughts.
#this looks like a thumbnail to a 2016 amv#heheheh#described in alt text#silmarillion#silm art#maedhros#maedhros enjoyers come get yall juice I guess#I too am a maedhros enjoyer and I take artistic liberties with the degree to which his hair is on fire all of the time#also. I was never gonna put much effort into rendering the back bc I have been rendering lava for so many other things#if I render even one more pixel of lava I will end up on the news. :/#hmmmm other tags?#my art#feanorians#there we go
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they did the monster mash!! š³ šit was a graveyard smash!! š¦š»
#churro art#my art#digital art#fanart#illustration#doodles#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#HHHHAAAPPYYY ALMOST AUTUMN!!! AHAHAH#August comes to an end and I start Halloween posting already.. WHEW#can I tell I just adore the last 4 months of the year THIS IS MY ALL STAR RUN BABY!!#ANYWAYSSS I STARTE DTHIS SHOW WATCHIGN HW ITS SOO FUNNY#genuinely cannot watch this before bed because I laugh too much and start getting Not Tired#this was orig a doodle I did in my notebook for uni!#but I finished it on my iPad to relax in between classes :D#I love working in this style..#if I had a dream I would illustrate comĆa or childrenās books like this!!#anyways. neeeewww York citaaay
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orpheus & eurydice
#rin nohara#obito uchiha#obirin#(dubiously)#so so so crazy as hell about the rin that exists only as a (?) delusional hallucination in both obito and kakashi's head and how at the ver#end of the series we kind of get the vibe ghost rin was actually pretty chill about obito waging war against the whole entire world on her#behalf.. like...#the afterlife is canonically real and tangible and also you can pull people from it with edo tensei... so i also kind of feel like the#ghost of your closest childhood friend gaining some measure of sentience and coming to terms with her death and the greater context of what#it stood for in the ninja world... and obito being (to some degree) a very willing vessel to carry out justice and change after the#ninja world robbed them of their futures ??? that rules so hard to me#anyway#i have more and more thoughts about this because obviously but i'll leave it at that beloved bloggers... goodnight#my art
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