#✦ ↬ danielle de barbarac : answers

[heartsdefine]

↪ memes — accepting!

@unwaivering said: “ i was so innocent back then , before i learned the cruel ways of the world . ” (Arthur Pendragon to Danielle De Barbarac)

        “With all due respect, Majesty, you speak as though cruelty were the only thing this world has to offer,” Danielle replies carefully in Arthur's own tongue. She's come to learn it is best to offer such respect at first when visiting royalty in other lands, if only for Henry's sake. “But there is yet much beauty to be found in it, and in others, if one is only willing to seek in the right places.” 

[beautifulstars]

“Why does it keep trying to bite me?” {Jacqueline for Danielle} @starsallalight

Danielle got between her stepsister and the horse, grabbing the halter and redirecting the horse away from Jacqueline.

"He's trying to get the treat in your hand," Danielle explained.

"Hold your hand completely flat, he won't bite you that way."

[hclyrevivals]

ღ * ➜ (  olivia cooke , cisfemale , twenty-five , she/her ) it seems like danielle de barbarac might be making a new home in mystic, connecticut. a canon character from ever after : a cinderella story , danielle was seen walking down main street. while they arrived four years ago , they do not believe they have been here their whole lives.

❀ ˚ ↬ full name : danielle de barbarac

❀ ˚ ↬ relationships : jacqueline & marguerite de ghent, step sisters

❀ ˚ ↬ sexuality : bicurious

❀ ˚ ↬ shipping : open

❀ ˚ ↬ occupation : unemployed

[fadingmadness]

[ olivia cooke ] i just saw that DANIELLE DE BARBARAC arrived in mystic, ct ! they’re TWENTY-FIVE and a CANON character from EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY. however, you might want to check first because while they’ve been here FOUR YEARS they DO NOT BELIEVE they have been here their whole lives. make sure to make them feel right at home.

[wyrdhearth]

@sinamor : ❝ you’re too scared to admit it. when things go bad, you want to explain it away. ❞ tristan thorn ➵ danielle de barbarac.

danielle faltered at those words. her chest tightened inexplicably. she had never been in denial of what her step-mother was like, cold cruelty and all. but was it truly so terrible to wish for love when she had been close to the only family she had ever known?

...but no, that was not true. not when she knew jacqueline, who was as kind as marguerite was vicious. not when she knew gustav, who had been as a brother to her for many years now. not when paulette, louise, and maurice all had taken part in raising her. why then, was it so impossible to let rodmilla de ghent go?

❝ I do not wish to explain it away... not –– literally, anyway. ❞ she shook her head, looking down at her hands –– man-ish, as rodmilla had once called them. ❝ perhaps it is the child in me, but I wonder if people can change. and then I recall her whippings and I think: perhaps not. ❞ she shared with tristan a small, wry smile. ❝ I know I am naive. but I cannot help it. ❞

FEAR STREET 1978 : not accepting.

[vivaciouslady]

thank you to my dear @marilyn-monroes-jeans for tagging me in this ❤️

MUSIC

• favorite genre: this is so difficult because i listen a a lot of different things but probably 1930s-1950s standards, golden age musicals, or just whatever taylor swift is currently doing

• favorite artist(s): julie andrews, john denver, taylor swift, ginger rogers, soccer mommy, one direction (i yearn for the good old days), tchaikovsky, debussy

• favorite song: once again i have a TON but my favorite songs of all time is probably Farewell Andromeda by John Denver (the live version from An Evening With John Denver) and You’ll Be Reminded of Me (from Vivacious Lady) by Ginger Rogers

• most listened to song recently: either August by Taylor Swift or Old Cape Cod by Patti Page (both have the best end of summer in new england energy)

• song stuck in your head currently: the theme from Come September (1961)

• five favorite lyrics (not in any particular order):

- “Welcome to my evening, the closing of the day. You know I can try a million times never find a better way to tell you that I love you and all the songs I play are to thank you for allowing me inside your lovely day” Farewell Andromeda by John Denver

- “my house of stone, your ivy grows, and now i’m covered in you” Ivy by Taylor Swift

- “and when your heart is broken in two you’ll be reminded of me and i’ll be laughing… you’ll be reminded of me” You’ll Be Reminded of Me by Ginger Rogers

- “It's a bite of the apple, the touch of your lips. I'm stuck in the bathroom and sick over it” Scorpio Rising by Soccer Mommy

- “Birds love and bees love and whispering trees love, and that's what we both should do” He Loves and She Loves from Funny Face (1957), the original and the Julie Andrews Cover

radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie | loud or silent volume I slow or fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headset | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on

BOOKS

• favorite genre: classics and fantasy

• favorite book: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen or Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

• favorite author: Jane Austen

• favorite book series: Nancy Drew (but if you want an answer that’s more of an actual contained series i’d have to say Throne of Glass by Sara J. Maas)

• comfort book: The Complete Brambly Hedge by Jill Barklem

• the perfect book to read on a rainy day: We We’re Liars by E. Lockhart, Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen, or Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

• favorite book characters: Anne Shirley, Elizabeth Bennet, Fitzwilliam Darcy, and Nancy Drew

• five quotes from your favorite book(s) that you know by heart:

- “That fool of a fairy Lucinda did not intend to lay a curse on me. She meant to bestow a gift. When I cried inconsolably through my first hour of life, my tears were her inspiration. Shaking her head sympathetically at Mother, the fairy touched my nose. ‘My gift is obedience. Ella will always be obedient. Now stop crying, child.’ I stopped.” Ella Enchanted

- “In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” Pride and Prejudice

- “You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.” Pride and Prejudice

- “He loved me. He'd loved me as long as he he'd known me! I hadn't loved him as long perhaps, but now I loved him equally well, or better. I loved his laugh, his handwriting, his steady gaze, his honorableness, his freckles, his appreciation of my jokes, his hands, his determination that I should know the worst of him. And, most of all, shameful though it might be, I loved his love for me.” Ella Enchanted

- “There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.” Pride and Prejudice

hardcover or paperback | buy or rent | standalone novels or book series | ebook or physical copy | reading at night or during the day | reading at home or in the nature | listening to music while reading or reading in silence | reading in order or reading the ending first | reliable or unreliable narrator | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by the summary | rereading or reading just once

TV & MOVIES

• favorite genre: for films it has to be rom-coms or just anything old hollywood in general (i know that’s not a genre) and for TV i like dramas and comedies

• favorite movie(s): Vivacious Lady (1938), The Sound of Music (1964), Stage Door (1937), and The Dream Lady (1918)

• comfort movie(s): (I have so many i’m sorry this isn’t even all of them) Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging (2008), Ever After (1998), BBC’s Pride and Prejudice (1995, yes I know this is a miniseries), Funny Face (1957), Summer Magic (1963), The Parent Trap (1961), The Philadelphia Story (1940), Curly Top (1935), The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004), Come September (1961), Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948), Cinderella (1997), Sense and Sensibility (1995), The Last Jedi (2017), and all my favs

• movies you watch every year: White Christmas (1954), Auntie Mame (1958), Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954), Legally Blonde (2001), and literally all of my comfort movies (if i’m being honest all of these are comfort movies as well i’m a mess)

• favorite tv shows: Derry Girls, Downton Abbey, New Girl, The Julie Andrews Hour, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl (original), The X-Files, Criminal Minds, Sex Education, M*A*S*H, and The Haunting of Bly Manor

• most rewatched tv show: I think Derry Girls and Gossip Girl are probably tied for this one

• ultimate otp: oh my god obviously jamie and dani 🥺 (but also mary/matthew and mulder/scully my loves) EDIT: HOW DID I FORGET JEAN MAITLAND AND TERRY RANDALL OH MY GOD I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUR TV BUT THEY ARE MY OTP

• five favorite characters:

from tv shows - Mary Crawley, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, James Maguire, Orla McCool

from movies - Francey Brent/Morgan, Danielle De Barbarac, Maria von Trapp, Mame Dennis, Mia Thermopolis

bonus: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy from the 1995 adaptation because it’s technically not a movie or tv show it’s a miniseries

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once | downloads or watches online

oh wow okay that was so long!! i’m (no pressure) tagging: @retrodame @johnsonshildy @norashelley @chantalstacys @glamourofyesteryear @lickingyellowpaint <3 (sorry if you have already done this tag)

[msfbgraves]

Country manners

It's so funny watching adaptions of historical romances when you have been taught a little Regency -to -Edwardian etiquette, because though I would not pass muster myself, it still allows you to be pleasantly scandalised by things that just don't matter at all nowadays, but do often go 'wrong' to make things more relatable to the modern audience. Such as:

Where is that girl's Hat. Not So Much As A Bonnet.

No gloves *faints*

But they have not Been Introduced!

He is Writing to Her. Without So Much as Parental Permission!

Ladies Do Not Answer Their Own Doors, Not Even To A Prince, Danielle de Barbarac, you're behaving like a scullery maid indeed

Where are their chaperones where Are They

Put your Hair Up You Look Like A Trollop

A Lady does Not Wear Lipstick, Rose DeWitt-Buckater, You Are In Fact A Trollop!

She is not riding sidesaddle what If She Loses Her Virginity

But is he A Gentleman?

They are Drinking Water in London Do They Wish to Die of Cholera Bring More Wine

That is a Waltz They're Basically Having Sex

Again Mr. Laurence, You Cannot Take Jo Out Unchaperoned What Of Her Reputation

That Nanny Poppins is Entirely Out of Line

All the Ladies in This Modern Day Written Regency Romance Are Wearing Lipstick and Are They All Dancing Girls Who Signed Off On This. Whores Everywhere

Why is This Married Woman Not Covering Her Hair What Does This Signify?

You Indeed DO Need To Wear A Corset You Can't Go Without A Bra You Couldn't Do That Now Either, Not In A Professional Setting

[elsarah]

I was tagged by @flying-elliska and @smblmn thank you so much!

Answer 17 questions & tag 17 people you want to know better.

Nickname: Manon, Manonita, Buttercup

Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Height: 1m64 (I’m my mother’s daughter)

Nationality: French

Favorite season: Fall

Favorite flower: roses, lilies and carnations

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Coffeeeeeeee

Amount of sleep i get: I need at least 8, otherwise it’s haaaard. 7 when I work.

Lucky number(s): eeeer, don’t have one sorry.

Dream job: I don’t dream of working but if I could make a living out of my crafts… I guess I’d love to be a doll-maker. Model them, create their clothes, make dioramas… oh yeah.

Dream trip: I’d love to go to Asia (not a country specifically, I’d just love to visit in general) and New Zealand.

Wearing: black slacks, a blue light jumper and a dark blue wool poncho. Very confy.

Favorite color: All shades of blue and lilac.

Favourite fictional character(s): Oh man…

Buffy Summers, Spike, Isak Valtersen, Even Bech Næscheim, Lucas Lallemant, Eliott Demaury, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Elizabeth Bennet, Jane Eyre, Eowyn, Penelope Wilhern, Ralph and Vanellope Von Schweetz, Shihiro and Haku, Danielle de Barbarac, Virginia Lewis and Wolf, Jareth the Goblin King, Rae K Farley, 9th and 10th Doctor, and I think I should stop but there are so many others…

Cats or dogs: Cats, no contest

Random facts: I have the stump of a sixth finger on my right hand; it’s something that runs in my mother’s family. People insist it’s a wart but it’s really not. I’m very short-sighted, which proves useful when I’m sewing doll clothes. I will fall asleep in any moving vehicle (I mean except motocycles of course) as long as I’m not driving.

Followers: 267

I can’t tag 17 people sorry haha. But @sublimena @fifilallemantdemaury @srodvlv (of course!), @tarlos-nicotino and @sandalwoodhusbands, feel free if you want to!

[karadanversprince]

I was tagged by  @queenkaramel Love you darling.

Rules:

-Post the rules

-Answer the questions given to you by the tagger

-Write 11 questions of your own

-Tag 11 people.

Originally posted by hellomadelene

1. Favorite food/cuisine?

Pasta is my life.  Also Chicken Parm.

2. Where do you want to live?

If I had to live anywhere but California, Dublin and New York City would be the only other places I could see myself.

3. All time favorite TV show or Movie?

Mmm, I have several, but I’m gonna pick one from my top four.  Ever After (1998) is one of the few movies I could watch over and over and never get tired of.

4. What are you most looking forward for the remainder of 2017?

Graduating from my post-grad program and applying to be able to work in my field.

5. What is your dream job?

A speech therapist who teaches high school English and History would probably be a dream job.  That or a traveling author.

6. Matched or mismatched socks?

Matched.  I’d go without socks if I had to wear mismatched.  That being said, as long as they are the same type of socks, I’m fine.  I’ll wear two left socks if need be, but not two different types.

7. Favorite season of the year?

Autumn.

8. Favorite character(s)?

I feel like I get this question a lot.  And I have so many, so here’s a selection:  Scorpius Malfoy, Emma Swan, Mazikeen, Milo Thatch, James Pleiades Hawkins, Danielle De Barbarac, Chloe Decker, Lucifer Morningstar, Emma Woodhouse, April Ludgate, Jessica Jones, Mon-El, Kara Danvers, Dimitri, Lemon Breeland, and Greg Serrano.  I have so many more, but I think that’s a good selection.

9. Favorite Disney princess?

Merida and Kida are my favorites.  As for classic princesses, probably Aurora.

10. Ice Skating or Roller Skating?

Both terrify me, but I do a teensy bit better ice skating.

11. What show got you into fandoms?

Well shows got me into fandom later than books did...  Avatar the Last Airbender got me into internet fandom life in general for TV and as a content creator, and Vampire Diaries got me into tumblr fandoms, but just as a consumer of content.

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1. What is your favorite place in the world?

2. Which tv show you loved got cancelled before its time?

3. What book or series do you wish you could force everyone into reading?

4. Rain or Sunshine?

5. What’s your least favorite color?

6. Do you believe in soulmates (romantic or platonic)?

7. What’s your comfort food?

8. Favorite villain(s)?

9. Show us (or describe) your favorite gif.

10. What is your favorite quote?

11. Would you rather be able to read minds or speak to pets? 

Tags to a handful of darlings in my notifications who make me smile –  @themoonfortress @captain-purpledino @congratulationyouwin @kbcountry37-blog @actualpuppychriswood @super-karamel @mon-el-ofdaxam @ginervamariechaseeverdeen @notplatonicblarke @ms-jane-darcy and @miangelmicielo

[septembersung]

1, 3, 4, 7, 11, 16, 18, 26, 30, 32, 36, 40 (I can't be patient!)

1: Currently ReadingThe Power of Silence by Cardinal SarahMary: the Church at the Source by Ratzinger and von BalthasarMaria: Pope Benedict XVI on the Mother of GodLittle Britches: Father and I Were Ranchers by Ralph MoodyTimeline by Michael ChrichtonThe Sword of Shannara by Terry BrooksAll Creatures Great and Small by James Heriot

3: First book that had a major influence on youIt’s such a tired answer, but Harry Potter was the book revolution. I was eleven. The next year I read Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee and that was a life changing experience. Before that, everything’s kind of hazy. I know I had obsessions, but they didn’t last.

4: Quick, you’re in desperate need of a fake name. What character name do you think of first?Danielle de Barbarac. And that’s not even a book character, hah.

7: What is the most important part of a book, in your opinion?The ending usually decides how much I like a book, but each part is important in its own way - it’s harsh to separate them.

11: What book fandom do you affiliate yourself with the most?I am, at base, a Potterhead and a Trekkie (and the original TOS novels were a big part of my induction to Trekdom.) Right now I’m very much into the Queen’s Thief books by Megan Whalen Turner. 

16: Rant about anything book relatedGame of Thrones: burn it and all its relations with fire.

18: Favorite booktuber(s)I don’t watch any.

26: Do you read from recommendations or whatever book catches your eye?Both.

30: One book everyone should readA Canticle for Leibowitz. (I just picked out of a hat, I could as easily have said something else.)

32: OTP or NoTP?BROtp.

36: Unpopular opinionsSlash is never cool. #stopplatonicloveerasure

40: Has there ever been a book you wish you could un-read?His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman

[a-night-on-polaris]

Get to know me better

Rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @noomsu and @sugoileo 

(and Im pretty sure you know enough of me to regret it)

Nicknames: Pola, Pau

Zodiac Sign:  Taurus

Height: 164cm / 5′ 38″

Last thing you googled: 'How to hide a corpse’ (ok no, but I dont remember)

Favorite Music Artist: Idk, I guess I dont have one

Song Stuck in your head: ‘Take me to church’ by Hozier

Last movie you watched: 'Particle fever’ but is a documentary not a movie

What are you wearing right now: Blue shirt + black leggings

Why did you choose your URL: Bc Polaris used to be my nickname in WoW (bc stars fan= me) so my online friends started calling me ‘Pola’ (my real name is Paula so sounds pretty similar) … And Polaris is a star, and the stars can be seen at night … and I used to be quite nocturnal … So … Polaris> stars> night> life online> VOILA!: A night on Polaris (?)

Do you have any other blogs: Neh, just this

What did your last relationship teach you: That I choose men very VERY badly :drops the mic:

Religious or Spiritual: None, Im agnostic

Favorite Color: Violet, purple, lilac, magenta, cyan

Average hours of sleep:  4? 6?. 

Lucky Number: I dont have lucky at all but my numbers are 23 and 4

Favorite Characters: 

In anime/manga: D from Vampire hunter D Bloodlust, Teresa from Claymore, Sophie Hatter from Howl no Ugoku Shiro, Shin-chan and Teppei from Knb, Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji, Tomoe from KH.

In tv and books: Eowyn from Lotr, Marceline from Adventure time, Tonks from HP, Jamie Lanniester from Got, Mulan and Belle from Disney, Olive Penderghast  from Easy A, Samantha Baker from Sixteen candles, Danielle de Barbarac from Ever After: A Cinderella Story.

In games: HUSBANDOS >>>> Voljin from WoW, Keith Alford from Bmpp, Klaus Goldstein from WH, Asagi from NS, Kagura from The men of Yoshiwara: Kikuya, Zen from Mysme, and of course, Masamune from Slbp (already do this tag thing some months ago and I put Masa second and Shige first. IM SO SORRY. but if its Shige isnt cheating. Anyways, Masa first for sure now. I want to rub my body with a stone for being an awful wife. Ok, so extreme, I get it)

How many blankets do you sleep with:  2

Dream Job: Voltage game tester (same answer lol). Mine is fine.

Lipstick or chapstick: watermelon chapstick

Last Song You Listened To: ‘Better love’ by Hozier

Top 3 Shows: GoT, Sherlock, Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii

Guys, to lazy to tag. So, you you and you too :point ppl randomly:

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MUN INFO  SHEET ||  repost,  don’t  reblog. TAGGED BY :  @tithonuscurse (i still go to tag lostlovethrice skbkjbdd) RULES :    answer the questions and tag whoever you would like to get to know better.

BASICS –

name :    dani nicknames :       daniellina, danielle, dan, dave  birthday :       may 14th!  gender :       cis-female - she/her orientation :       bisexual  age :       eighteen  height :       5′9″ ethnicity :      arab 

FAVORITES –

fruit :     pomegranate or raspberries  season :       winter book :       jinx by meg cabot  flower :       wisterias or bluebells  scent :       cinnamon and sugar   soda :       mountain dew same   candy :       ummm reese’s or like, salt water taffy   pizza :      margarita or pepperoni  meal :       probably anything involving salmon  fictional character :      daphne anne fuckin blake (and lowkey danielle de barbarac) 

MISC –

best memory :       this morning when i was watching videos of golden retrievers  best friend :       i have like 4 best friends and i would live and die for all of them.  best relative :      ???????????????????????????????????????????????  best pet :       literally none  one random fact about you :       i have two brothers and two sister; im the youngest  one random fact about your day :       i had pasta  one random fact about your job/school :       the college i was going to go to was the same one the dude who came up w/ tom & jerry graduated from  one random fact about your favorite tv show :      its occasionally very problematic but i would die for friends  number of blankets you sleep with:       two  average sleep hours :       ten :)  cat or dog person:       dogs................ blog created:       this one was in like... january, probably? i’ve been writing daph for much longer though! 

TAGGING : @smartminded @mysterynerd @citrained @entitledidiot @awesomegaydar @leagueremade 

[beautifulstars]

Alternate ending: Danielle and Jacqueline escape together and make their own way. @starsallalight

Danielle had arrived in the dead of night at the manor, she had no home to return to. But she hoped at least that she still had Jaqueline as a sister.

So when the younger of her two step sister's appeared holding two bundles of previsions, Danielle hugged her and took Jaqueline's hand before the pair disappeared into the night.

Over the next several months, Danielle and Jaqueline worked together to scape the money together to open their own dress shop in Paris.

Both girls knew how to sew, and Jaqueline was an absolute artist when it came to embroidery, so it only made sense for them to work together.

Within the year, they were one of the most sought after dress makers in Paris. Fine young ladies flocked to their shop for the finest gowns to show off at court.

Danielle was so proud of her sister, she had come so far from the spoiled daughter of a baroness.

They were sisters now, and that was all Danielle wanted.

[starsdustzuko]

Ever After Klance AU bc I have no life

Lance is Danielle

Pidge is Gustav

Keith is Henry

Shiro is Leonardo Da Vinci

Hunk is Jacqueline

Shay is the Royal Guard person

THE HORSE SCENE

Lance was the son of a merchent

the merchent married a mean lady with some kids

probably Rolo (as Margarete) and Hunk (as Jacqueline)

Lance’s dad dies

:((((((

now he’s a servant in his own home

in his own home... DAMN

We open up with Keith running away from home bc he is an angsty boy who doesn’t want to be confined to a guilded cage

He ends up at Lance’s farm and steals a horse bc god damn his royal ass horse slipped a shoe

Lance is picking apples in the orchard for his dickbag of a stepmom

Lance is not about to let some stranger steal his fathers horse so of course he throws the apples at the thief

Keith falls off the horse, his hood slips off. Lance straight up just falls to the ground like holy shit I just threw apples at the Prince I hit him on his head oh boy today is the day I die

Keith is like... “here have some money and shut the fuck up I won’t kill you just don’t tell anyone you saw me,”

during his dramatic running away event, Keith meets the guy he’s been looking up to his whole life, Shiro

“Please sir, my father is the king of backward thinking, and you are the very founder of forward thinking,” -Keith

“Captain Shay, do translate,” -Shiro

“Prince Keith suffers from... an arranged marriage, among other things,” -Shay

Royal Guard Captain Shay is amused

Lance uses the money to bring back a servant his stepmom sold away

“You’ll never pass for a nobleman! You’re too nice!” -Pidge

Lance and Keith meet again in front of the castle.

Keith’s a total goner bc god damn look at this nobleman saving servants and quoting Thomas Moore and giving him all sorts of hell he’s in l o v e

“A name, any name,” - Keith

“I’m afraid the only name to leave you with is Countier August de Barbarac,” - Lance

i gave him my fathers name?????????????????????

Lance doesn’t give a shit and a half bc this prince guy is arrogant??

“Yes I know that, you’ve been saying it all day,” - another servant probably

Keith can’t get pretty boy nobleman out of his head & he becomes like... desperate to find him

He’s also getting pretty sick of Rolo throwing himself at him every chance he gets

By chance Keith and Lance meet again by a lake when Shiro spooked the fuck out of Lance by walking on water

“Why do you keep irritating me so?” -Lance

“Why do you rise to the occasion?” -Keith

heart eyes motherfucker

and then Lance leaves abruptly bc he can hear Hunk calling from him from the other side of the lake and lol oops can’t let Keith know I’m a fucking servant bye

Keith is confused

“Why does he keep doing that?”

“Look Pidge! It’s flying!” - Lance with Shiro’s flying contraption

“Idgaf Lance,” - Pidge as they paint

“I don’t know why you’re so happy. The prince might be your brother in law!” -Pidge

“I don’t care,” - Lance

Pidge see’s Keith and Shay riding across the hay field toward them

“Oh? And what would you say to him if you saw him again?” - Pidge

“Your highness, my family is your family, please, take them away!” - Lance

“Well good, here’s your chance! He’s coming this way!”

Lance hides behind a stack of hay

and then

“I believe, your highness, that he’s staying with his cousin! Ah the... Countess Nyma de Ghant!”

“Shit”

“But I can assure you, your highness, that he is there! ALONE! Right now,” - Pidge

“ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) “ - Keith

And

“Pidge you horrible little snipe! He’s on his way to my house!”

“Then you better run fast!” 

Keith shows up at Lance’s house and Lance is lookin’ fine as hell????

Asks Lance to accompany him to the Monistary where the books are

“It’s not fair, your highness has discovered my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours,” -Lance

“I should think it obvious,” - Keith while staring into the very depths of Lance’s soul

THE WHOLE LIBRARY SCENE

ANGSTY KEITH

LANCE IS SO IN TOUCH WITH HIS EMOTIONS AND SO DEEP AND SO MANY CONVICTIONS I’M SO ANGRY

And then the fucking part where the carriage gets fucked up and they have to walk home and get lost so Lance (to avoid getting his clothes fucked up strips down to his undergarments to climb a cliff to see where they’re going) and then the gypsies attack & Lance fucking pounces on a guy while Keith is kicking ass

and then a gypsy pulls a knife on Lance and Keith immediately gives up

“Please, your quarrel is with me, leave him out of this,”

“I demand you return my things at once! Since you’ve deprived me of my escort I demand a horse as well,” - Lance

“Sir, you can have whatever you can carry,”

Lance picks Keith up and walks away

Gypsies are so amused they let Keith and Lance hang with them for the night

Keith and Lance kiss and the Gypsies loose their shit

Literally everything goes to shit after that night alright Lance punches Rolo in the face, gets whipped and tries to break up with Lance all in like a day (a mess)

Keith is ?????????????

“What do you mean you met with Madam Nyma and Rolo today?”

“What do you mean he’s engaged?”

“To know he was engaged and he damn well should have said something- oh,”

bc Lance tried to just earlier that day but Keith didn’t listen bc he was so in love?????

Nyma is PISSED and locks Lance away in the cellar bc no servant of mine is going to fuck up Rolo’s chances with Prince Keith

The Servants don’t know what to do so they send Pidge to talk with Shiro

Pidge almost dies bc holy shit that’s Shiro?

an artist/inventor/genius god???????????????????

Shiro unlocks the door & saves the day

“why that was pure genius!”

“Yes! I shall go down in History as the man who opened a door!” -Shiro

He also makes Lance a bomb ass costume for the ball

“A bird may love a fish, signore, but where would they live?”

“Then I shall just have to make you wings,” 

Madam Nyma, Rolo, and Hunk roll up to the party

HUNK AND SHAY ARE BOTH DRESSED AS HORSES AND ARE TOTAL GONERS FOR EACH OTHER AFTER 1.3 SECONDS

Right when Keith’s father is going to annouce that Keith will marry Prince who gives a shit of whatever country, Lance rolls up to the party in a bomb ass costume with wings

Keith is a fucking goner and runs to his love

“Please, there is someting I must say before another word is spoken,” -Lance

“Whatever it is, my answer is yes,” - Keith

gdi Keith

Madam Nyma isn’t happy so she drags Rolo toward Lance and rips off his wings

the whole story comes out how Lance isn’t really a courtier and he was just faking it and Keith is hurt?????? August- Lance has been a big fuckin liar????? The shit?

“And you? You are just like them,”

Lance runs away crying. He trips and loses his shoe (SHUT UP THIS IS A CINDERELLA STORY OK THE SHOE IS IMPORTANT) and to add onto the dramatics it starts to rain

Shiro see’s him running away and tries to call out but Lance doesn’t look back???? 

Shiro grabs the shoe and brings it to Keith

Shiro: *deep sigh* BOI

Keith: *angsty angst angst*

“He is your match, Keith!” -Shiro

“I am the crowned prince of ???. I have a sworn duty. And I will not yield!” -Keith

“Then you don’t deserve him,” -Shiro

Back at the farm Lance get’s sold to Sir-dicks-for-brains who’s super lusty for Lance it’s gross

Back at the Castle, Keith is gonna get married to some Prince from whatever

Prince from Whatever is hypervenilating

Keith finally realizes he’s an idiot and lets the other Prince go to his love

He runs out the side door and asks one of Madam Nyma’s other servants where Lance is

“But he has been sold sire!” -servant

“Sold? To whom?” -Keith

“To Sir-dicks-for-brains, your highness, just after the Mask” -Hunk

“Tell no one we have spoken, for all will reveal itself in due course,” -Keith

he runs off with Shay to find Lance

Meanwhile Lance is in chains bc he tried to run away from Sir-dicks-for-brains

Sir-dick-for-brains attempts to molest Lance

Lance gives him a good jab with a sword

“My father was an expert swordsman sir, he taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave that I will slit you navel to nose!” -Lance

Sir-dick-for-brains hands him the key and my boi is GONE

Lance has literally just stepped outside when Keith and his royal army show up to save Lance

“What are you doing here?” -Lance

“Rescuing you,” -Keith

“Rescue me? A commoner?” -Lance

“Actually I came to beg your forgiveness, I offered you the world and at the first test of honor I betrayed your trust. Please Lance,” -Keith

“Say it again,” -Lance

“I’m sorry,” -Keith

“No! The part where you said my name,” -Lance

“Lance,”

Lance straight up melts into a puddle

“Perhaps you would be so kind to help me find the owner of this... rather remarkable shoe?” - Keith

“Where did you find that?” -Lance

“He is my match in everyway, please tell me I haven’t lost him,” -Keith

“It belongs to a peasent, your highness, who only dressed up as a courtier to save a mans life,” -Lance

“Yes, I know, and the names Keith if you don’t mind,” -Keith

“I kneel before you, not as a Prince, but as a man in love, but I would feel like a king, if you Lance, would be my husband,” 

EVERYTHINGS GAY AND HAPPY AS LANCE ACCEPTS BC GOD DAMN THAT PROPOSAL WAS ONE FOR THE AGES

Meanwhile at the farm de Ghent

Madam Nyma and Rolo are pissed and learned that Hunk saw the prince after he ran out the side door

“Well how was I supposed to know he’d come flying out the side door! He was supposed to be getting married!” - Hunk

“I heard the prince talked to you, what did he say?” - Rolo

“I can’t be sure... it all happened so quickly... but what I think he said was ‘serves me right for chosing some foreigner over your... brother,” - Hunk

Nyma and Rolo are in a fit of giggles. Hunk is smirking at his own genius

The Royal guard comes to escort the de Ghent family to the Castle where they are presented to the King and Queen

“Madam de Ghent is it true you lied to her majesty, the Queen of ????” - the King

Madam Nyma pales and tries to stutter out an excuse. Rolo tries to save his hide. An arguement esues

“My heavens are they always like that?” -the King

“Much worse, your majesty,” - Hunk

“Hunk, darling, I hate to think you would have anything to do with this,” -Nyma

“Of course not mother, I’m only here for the food,” - Hunk

Shay grins

Nyma and Rolo are stripped of their titles and almost sentenced to the America’s unless someone speaks for them

ENTER PRINCE LANCE

EVERYONE BOWS

“Rolo... I don’t believe you’ve met... my husband,” -Keith

Lance is a good soul who doesn’t have his step-mother or insane step-brother sentenced to the Americas

“All I ask, your majesties, is that you show them the same kindness they have shown me,” 

NOW THEY WORK IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM HECK YEA SON

Some months later

Shiro shows off a lovely paining of Lance

Pidge makes a joke of calling Lance “Your Highness”

Keith doesn’t like the painting

“For a man of your talents... it doesn’t look a thing like him,”

“You sir are supposed to be charming!” -Lance

“And we, Prince, are supposed to live happily ever after?” -Keith

“Says who?” -Lance

“You know... I don’t know,” -Keith

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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tagged by: @queen-yggdrasil

NICKNAME : uhhh Molly? My highschool friends call me Momo and my current friends call me Miss K STAR SIGN : Aries (but I have an ass ton of Pisces in my chart) HEIGHT : 5′0″ uwu TIME RIGHT NOW : leik 3am I should be asleep LAST THING I GOOGLED : if birth control is now free on insurance to PROVE A POINT THAT I AM RIGHT FAVE MUSIC ARTIST: Alina Baraz (for seriously go listen right now) also Marian Hill SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD : Minecraft music LAST MOVIE I WATCHED :  Probably Disney. I watch Disney movies all day with this toddler I babysit. Cinderella, I think?? They kinda run together... LAST TV SHOW WATCHED :  Either Star vs The Forces of Evil or Adventure Time. See above WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW : Fleece lined leggings, floral tunic/short dress/thing, choker with a moon bangle, hair up in a bun. I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on it today! WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG : uh WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO I POST : RPs (obvi), Puppies, Cathedrals, Coletto, Puppies DO I HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS : hahahahahaha............ :) well, one I’ll share is an aesthetic blog @maplemiu DO I GET ASKS REGULARLY : Uh no not particularly but I’m down for them :D WHY DID I CHOOSE MY URL : I like to choose a two-ish word phrase for RP accounts that are related to them, but aren’t necessarily pulled right out of their character. So Pius means “saintly” in Latin and Lux means “light”. Fiat Lux (Let There Be Light) is also a song that Colette sings in the OVA :)  GENDER : Lady HOGWARTS HOUSE: HUFFLEPUFF FOREVER though Pottermore gave me Slytherin so idk liek a Slytherpuff? POKEMON TEAM:  Awwww shit I just did this too <3  In no particular order, Aipom, Wigglytuff, Dragonair, Ampharos, Eevee, and of COURSe Gardevoir FAVORITE COLOR: Light Blue! But Light Pink and Yellow come in close second :) AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 5-12 hahaha... FAVORITE CHARACTER(S): oh god. My number one is Lloyd Irving, been my bby and my role model for how to help my friends with their issues. Dipper Pines, Rapunzel, Danielle de Barbarac from Ever After, Katara and Zuko, Chihiro from Spirited Away, Bruce Wayne, Star Butterfly, BMO, Clarke and Octavia from the 100, idk dude how many do we want here HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP WITH: hahaha....wELL. I have my baby blanket from when I was a kid (listen, my sister is 30, married, and still has her two blankets). I usually have about two blankets on top of me. DREAM JOB: TBD FOLLOWING :  140 FOLLOWERS : 54 TAGGING: TREAT CHO SELF seriously just accept that this is tagging you. Take control of your own destiny

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Tagged by @embyrr922​

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Name: Tyler Nickname: Ty Zodiac sign: Capricorn Height: 5′10″ Orientation: Gay, but I feel like I’m partially Demisexual as well Nationality:  U.S.A. Favorite fruit:  Bananas (unironically) Favorite season: Winter (bring on the cold and kill the bugs!!!!!) Favorite book: Anything written by Michael Thomas Ford   Favorite flower: Roses Favorite scent: Raspberries  Favorite color: Blue Favorite animal: Cats of any kind Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate Average hours of sleep: The fuck is sleep? Cat or dog: Cat Favorite fictional character: Who the fuck came up with this question? Do you know how much media I’ve consumed to pick just one? My inner child is screaming Harry Potter, but my heart says either Belle from Beauty and the Beast or Danielle de Barbarac from Ever After  Number of blankets you sleep with: One Dream trip: Traveling Europe 

Blog created: like two years ago ish? Number of followers: a depressingly low amount lmao

I’m not gonna tag anyone, but feel free to copy, paste and fill in with your own if you want :)