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lakecountylibrary · 18 days ago
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
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fox-bright · 7 months ago
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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bamsara · 5 months ago
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as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever
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problemnyatic · 2 months ago
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
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yamujiburo · 11 months ago
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clothes shopping!
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evilwizard · 10 months ago
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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bixels · 1 year ago
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Baffled.
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marvelsmostwanted · 6 months ago
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
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barghest-land · 26 days ago
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i scratch you, you scratch me 🤝 a pair of warm and cute Eohippus for this cold winter
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dingledraw · 5 months ago
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
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o0kawaii0o · 7 months ago
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Happy pride!
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wickcipher · 1 month ago
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3
[Prev] [Masterpost] [Next]
h'uhhhh boy...
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notherpuppet · 1 month ago
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Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽
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carlyraejepsans · 1 year ago
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When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.
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150en · 27 days ago
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can you do gem and joel as fast and furious 😎🔥
Yeah!! They're having the best day ever!
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