#✗⎯⎯ vince & hc

[keennachotraveler]

Pov : sibling trio FUCKING HATES YOU

Nvmd dw fam

Update!

The sibling group fucking HATES YOU

Oh wait nvm you chill

[teddypickerry]

I was wondering if you could do a headcannon of being the only women in Mötley cruë and how the boys would act with you.

𝐌Ö𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐑Ü𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

warnings — none.

a/n — i love writing soft shit about the craziest bastards ever <3 anyways, just a reminder that i don’t write pregnancy content nor hardcore smut. if you guys want to see who i’m writing for, what i write about, etc. PLEASE check my pinned post which explains everything. 💋💋 lemme know what you wanna see me post.

+ starting with the obvious… FLIRTING WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS, FLIRTING WITH YOUR MOM, FLIRTING WITH YOU (and your fucking grandma let’s bffr).

+ you def have to check who they’re hooking up with when they’re too high to make sure they don’t accidentally fuck a hooker and have to pay $400.

+ they didn’t respect you at first to be honest. not in a non-feminism way but in a ‘ooh you have boobs, me likey’ way.

+ but then you gain their respect prettyyyy quickly…

+ “y/n please flash us, it’ll be a good show if you do!!!” 🙏🙏

+ you’re pretty much one of the dudes by the end of the first show, being their mom on tour and making sure they don’t die

+ making a bet that you’ll hook up with one of them if they can just pick who. and after a day of thought, they all continuously argue about it. and tommy thinks he’ll win (he doesn’t).

+ having a little fling with a gnr member… resulting in vince threatening him anddd the rest of the guys beat him up if he even looks at you the wrong way.

+ they’re SO protective over you. even if they’re drunker than hell, they’ll snap out of immediately for you.

+ they def call you their crush in interviews.

+ very flirty with you (yes i had to mention this again, so you understand the severity).

+ overall just being best fucking friends.

[elvenbeard]

🌈 NIGHT CITY PRIDE

... is the celebration of your found family! 🏳️‍🌈

Featuring @lucky38-2077 's Vincent and mine having a fun night at El Coyote Cojo!

Bonus Special guest in a perfect world taking the photo:

[plague-of-insomnia]

there is something strangely erotic about vincent phantomhive being fluent in japanese

[tytarax2]

Not sure if you do coaches but can you write Vince hcs? Whether it be relationship or general

It's the first time I write for a coach, this will be funny.

I never realized how bald this man was until I made the cover image

Don't have a lot of relationship hcs more than he would be a sugar daddy, so let's go with the general hcs

Unlike Coach, he doesn't spend all the frikin time analyzing other players' games.

He's just there like "Oh, how convenient, Supa Strikas just released a new line of "x" product, let's sabotage it :D"

He is part of the cliché of many movies and series

In his youth, he was a friend of his now rival (Coach)

and friend of Shake's father, who coincidentally disappeared years ago

He most likely was involved in his disappearance

Vince's coaching style is highly competitive and cutthroat.

He believes in winning at any cost and often encourages his players to use any means necessary to secure a victory.

Is extremely disciplined

He's also one of the ones who has a mysterious past

Despite being a coach, he tends to be a loner.

I believe he's Skarra's uncle

Now for some off-the-field activities...

He is an avid chess player

And also enjoys reading books on psychology

Vince always wears a tailored suit during matches

believing it gives him an authoritative presence (he also thinks it's a lucky charm)

He has his hidden soft spots as anyone

Is a family man

Vince is an excellent dancer

has a hidden talent for breakdancing

has a pet parrot named "___"

he learned to squawk phrases like "Win at any cost!" and "Defense, defense!" from Vince's rage attacks when he watches soccer

He's a surprisingly good cook and enjoys preparing gourmet meals in his free time

His specialty is a ridiculously spicy chili that no one can handle

has a secret love for bad puns and has a collection of punny jokes written in a notebook

Vince has a deep-seated fear of clowns

He once accidentally walked into a circus-themed restaurant and ran out immediately

Vince learned a few magic tricks during his youth and likes to entertain himself by practicing sleight-of-hand tricks

Vince has an inexplicable love for peanut butter and pickle sandwiches

Masterlist

[sri-rachaa]

One of the small detail about the Southern Sibling HC besides the obvious fact about Sam/Lovely being from the same place is that Lovely would also have the same accent as Sam…

I also like to think that Sam coined the word ‘Darlin’’ from his mom, which means lovely likely also picked it up from her…

Imagine Lovely nonchalantly calling Vincent ‘Darlin’ for the first time.

This man would melt.

[vohtaro]

obkb for @madablues for his birthday !!! the gift ofc is a lot of snakes + obito Struggling (tm)

[nxwtonsxngster]

nobody gave them their well-deserved kiss scene in safe haven, so i did it :)

@mazerunner-rarepairs

[larsmina]

Larmina: *angrily speaking Polluxian*

Vince, with tears in his eyes: What the FUCK are you saying

[claudethecrabdemoness]

⚡️🧿📺 ✞༒Tune On In༒✞ 📺🧿⚡️

“Sinners rejoice! For your salvation is just a TV station away…”

[msookyspooky]

AI or Some Random Fanfic: "He picked you up easily. Not wanting to look down at you any longer. You were so small compared to him-"

Uhhh...

(ISTG it trips me out knowing I'd be almost eye level to Bo or Severen or that Billy is as tall as Severen almost 🥴)

[keennachotraveler]

Siblings imo (my fav hc)

(No sketch tday bc this was sketchless)

[smokechef-vince]

Bad Apple.

[elvenbeard]

The exclusive pics and interview, right here!!

(was in the mood for a silly magazine cover edit again xD)

Also, ridiculously obsessed with how good they look in these shirt 👀 I saw "suns" and "moon" among the patterns and instanly was like "I know two guys that will look so good in these" and I was right uwu

(pictured here talking shit about someone nearby probably but acting all lovey dovey for the camera xD)

[samuhelll]

made a new business card for sam!! was going for something outrageously tacky, bold, loud, and questionably (absolutely) in bad taste

[cnnibalisticchefs]

Are you close with your mother/father??

> ❝. . . Mà mère and mòn pere ( my mother and father )...I haven't thought about any of them in a while. I'm not close to any of them. ❞

> [ Vincent glanced at that one photo frame of him with his mother in his office . . . ]

❝ ..They're divorced. ❞