#⚔; His eyes are as cold as steel ( the older brother )

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@prettyboywarrior replied to your post “Great. Now he knows what it's like to be in the...”:

Xaos in the back: please help-

​"God. You are so lucky, I love my sister."

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".... Do you have a hearing disability?"

"I mean Darla and I have discussed marriage before."

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“I think being in the woods would fix me.”

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@ofteaandmagic replied to your post “"..You're French?! My condolences. That's the most...”:

-Is British and tries not be offended-

​"It's ok. I know it must be so hard for you."

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“Why don’t alcoholic soups exist?”

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Shit. He got him there. He could probably think of it if he calmed down but, he feels like he's on the spot and can't think of it. Well, there is only one way to get out of tight situations like this.

"What's my favorite food?" He challenged instead.

"Oh yeah?" He asked against Andrew's lips, easily allowing himself to be distracted by the kiss. He felt like a puppet being pulled around by strings, but he allowed it.

"What's my favorite food?" He joked, looking at him with just as much adoration. He loved Andrew's confidence, it was attractive and endearing, but he also loved so many things about him.

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“Can we just stop instantly assuming I’m in the wrong when I get into fights with my sister. Just because she is a girl and crying doesn’t mean she wasn’t being a brat.”

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@mortau replied to your post ““Woooooow. You really went to sleep mad and woke...”:

sunny vc this is also kinda cringe tbh

​"Damn. Guess I better hang myself. You got a rope?"

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“I’m so sick of seeing abo verse fanfic. Get more creative.”

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"I was thinking about getting a small one with colorful flowers." He explained. He didn't bother to hide the strange look he was giving her. Was she even trying to blend in with humans? Or maybe she wanted them to think she was clinically insane. Should he say something? No, he kinda wanted to see if this could get worse.

Annalise was working and heard the doorbell ring. And yet she sense something. She was distracted by her definitely not a dragon rubber duck, yep totally just a rubber duck here. Girl playing with a gift from... Someone. Yep. "Oh! Depends on what kinda boquet you want." Annalise seemed to aggressively slap the duck, which seemed to bounce back incredibly high from the slap and bite her. Or maybe that was an illusion from... God. What the fuck. "Simpler bouquets are cheaper, more complex are more expensive." Annalise was barely holding anything together. She was having a bad day. At least the duck was holding still.

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@gravity-wall witnesses Andrew trying to cope

Andrew was in a bit of a trance as he ate. Eating usually made him feel better. Full and not so empty. The taste, a good distraction from his thoughts. He probably shouldn't have spent so much money on food, but it was too late now. Now he really had to eat everything.

Still, the food wasn't enough. His mind couldn't stop racing, and the topic on hand was already beaten to death with his twin. He loses his appetite.

"Damn... there is no way I can eat all of this." He sighs. He pushes his plate somewhat towards the other. "Did you want the rest? I promise I haven't touched it."

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"So, how old were you when you learned bookworms were real?"

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"NO I DROPPED MY HOT POCKET!"

He's now going to collapse to his hands and knees over the soiled food.

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“Uh hu.” He was actively tuning him out now. Adults always loved to lecture so it was best to let them get it out so, they could move on. Luckily, his selective hearing knows when to tune back in. Well, that wasn't nearly as long as he expected.

"Wait. You are in witness protection?" For a moment his previous concerns are forgotten about. He thought people in the program weren't supposed to talk about it. He also, wasn't expecting to learn such a fact about the other.

At his question he pauses for a moment. Usually, he would keep that sort of info close to his chest. It was safe for everyone's sake that way but, considering he opened up a bit to him, he would feel a little bad not sharing anything in turn.

"Well... I do have something attached to me. My sister has this issue too. What's worse is our souls are little mixed. Either way learning what's in this book and trying to apply it could be helpful."

"..."

"Why do I get the idea that your expertise is selective comprehension? Little homie, this shit ain't nothing you wanna mess with—," Issea started, certain that the kid heard him spout knowledge but wasn't clueing into the wisdom.

Issea stopped, realizing that if what he said was true, any due criticism of life choice would probably just go in one ear and out the other. Instead he opted consideration, though whether or not he'd follow through on it, he hadn't decided it yet.

"Uhh... If I did decide to keep it, I'm sure I woulda left it at Mirai's Library. I can't really make that trek right now, as constant surveillance means witness protection gets antsy when I up and disappear."

"What are you looking for so intently that you're willing to pick up some archaic version of a language from a world you're probably never gonna visit," Issea questioned, intentionally stretching out the tedious elements of the task to see if he could get little mans to feel the need to justify the effort.

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"Hey guys, I got some pizza if you want any!"

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@ofsnarkandmagic replied to your post “Andrew has appeared! What to do? ->Brush off ->Ask...”:

Brush him off (None of these are good lmao)

​"I can't believe you hate me." Yes, he's being super dramatic here on purpose.