#♡|simping

[floxtingdrm]

𝙊𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙖

(𝙽): 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢.

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: Fluff

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Alkaid McGrath, Lars Rorschach, Clarence Clayden, Ayn Alwyn, Cael Anselm.

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞: On

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: Headcannon.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: They/them.

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: You called them by a weird nickname.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: ooc characters, please note I made this for shits and giggles and is not meant to be taken seriously, thank you.

𝘼𝙡𝙠𝙖𝙞𝙙

♡ “Hm? Is there something you need, darling?”

♡ Was a bit confused at first but recovers fast.

♡ He might have already guessed it was going to happen at some point in your relationship, however didn't think it would be so soon.

♡ Would tease you back for the weird nickname and potentially use a weird nickname as well.

♡ If you used the weird nickname in public he won’t really mind, however as your punishment for doing so you’re sentenced to cuddles and headpats.

♡ “You’re so cute, my little gremlin with a pencil~” you called him garlic bread.

♡ Nicknames that were used: star stalker, garlic bread, rocky mountain oysters, garden hoe-

𝙇𝙖𝙧𝙨

♡ “Really? Goldie locks??”

♡ He doesn’t hate it, he likes it but he usually pouts when you call him by a very random nickname out of nowhere.

♡ He doesn’t mind the more “tame” versions of your nicknames if you used them in publics, the others? He’s gonna sulk.

♡ Will get revenge by calling you with weird nicknames as well, however is not very creative with them.

♡ Your punishment for these nicknames will usually be no cuddles nor kisses until you comfort him out of his sulking phase.

♡ “That still isn’t enough for me to get out of my sulking phase, snail eggs.”

♡ Nicknames that were used: Waffle fries, baby with a wallet, Goldie locks, w a l n u t

𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚

♡ “B-Buffalo wings?? What makes you say that?”

♡ Flabbergasted, shocketh, his reaction would probably be the funniest.

♡ Will never get used to you calling him nicknames out of nowhere especially when you call him “buttery croissant”

♡ Do NOT try to call him any of the weird nicknames when he’s at an important event because if you do, I hope your brain has the mental capacity for the extra tutoring from him.

♡ He will try to call you with a weird nickname but will end up snickering to himself when he sees your face and in the end laughs to himself quietly.

♡ “Your answer is wrong, hairless cat.”

♡ Nicknames that were used: Rubiks cube, eight grade math teacher, cat dad, paralysis demon, buttery croissant, buffalo wings.

𝘼𝙮𝙣

♡ "Call me Tsundere one more time, I dare you"

♡ The most unamused out of all of them, he doesn't entirely hate it... later on but it is a nightmare when you started calling him all sorts of things.

♡ He will ignore you in public if you try to call him with any of the names, if you provoke him hard enough consider dodging lessons with the number of times he's gonna shut you up with kisses, or not-

♡ You think he might not call you with weird nicknames but don't let your guard down too quick, he's going to make you regret calling him "short king" (he's not short compared to the average height but since he was the shortest out of everyone on the list I thought it would be funny)

♡ Once you're done and finish with your weird nickname shenanigans it's his turn to attack with the list of weird nicknames he's compiled in secret.

♡ "Where are you looking at, hagfish~?"

♡ Nicknames that were used: emo vampire, batfish, scaramouche kinnie (no offence-).

𝘾𝙖𝙚𝙡

♡ "Breakfast is Crepes with whipped cream and strawberries"

♡ Out of of all the people, he's the one who doesn't seem to have a reaction at all to your nickname shenanigans, he took care of you, of course he's prepared for your chaos.

♡ He doesn't even care what you call him in public, he's that unbothered by it it almost makes you feel bored, however...

♡ Cael seems to frown and has this annoyed look on him, even if it was brief every time you call him by a certain nickname.

♡ He won't treat you out of the ordinary even when you use the nicknames that make him frown a bit, though don't expect to know how he's planning to teach you a lesson in his own way.

♡ "You're drink is bitter? Perhaps I should just give you milk, fetus~" safe to say the war is far from over.

♡ Nicknames that were used: Marinated wine, dinosaur's cousin, princess, great great great great great grandfather.

Au notes: I was bored.

[summergloom]

Lady of Sorrows, Mother Mary

You poor girl. Part of the unending list of women who didnt deserve it

[that-weeb-in-ur-closet]

babies

Request smut for mikey. I need to write for this man.

[nonokoko-draws]

SPOILERS FOR 2024 JP BIRTHDAY CARDS

Stinky emo boy PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY❗❗❗❗

He looks just like how I imagined he would dress to stay at his bedroom and I adore itttt. I foresaw the baggy pants, the premo shirt, his groovy being him at his room with some sort of device in hands and his bigass forehead shown <333

THE EMO BANG COVERING ONE EYE OMGGGGG JESUS HE LOOKS SO FINE AND EDGY 😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫

Bet that was his usual get to go hairstyle when he was 13-15 he went through edgy wattpad/AO3 phase and never looked back. I do not like he's wearing the full track-suit because he reminds of a 60↑ something character who also wears blue/orange tracksuits and it gives middle aged unemployed or PE teacher vibes in general but then again what was I expecting from Idia. Tho his outfit really fits the hikikomori "style"? Like that's something people picture depressed people who isolates themselves wear indoors and I guess it makes sense Yana would go down that route. I still wish he was the type who wears over the top cutesy or otaku clothing even if it was only when he's not in public because he likes idols and cutesy anime (In Epel's hometown event he talks about an old anime about friendship among young girls so it was probably a shoujo marketed to kids or women) so I believe it would make sense he owns stuff like that and was proudly wearing it but ig that's why hcs and fanarts are for ✨

[katanaski-main]

Bakugou secretly starts wearing a wedding band not long after you two start dating— to deter of anyone who isn't you. It doesn't always work, but if anyone asks he's married.

[goldenhypen]

stop i have such a fat crush on him

[natkhat-sa-shyam]

I'm an old school lover

So i would take you to eat streetfood ♡

[annamatix]

imagine this: a hear me out is going on and i say "chris kratt" but everyone hears "chris pratt" so they gang up on me because he's a conventionally attractive man and when my confusion is dissipated i say "no chris KRatt. ka." and they go "OHHHH"

and then once again shame me because they won't hear me out 💔

[miss-kennedy]

MAN... JUST SAW FANARTS THAT MADE MY DAY❗❗❗

APPRECIATE THIS GUYS, LIKE, ITS SO CUTE????, I LOVED THIS SM!!!!, THE GUYS THAT MADE THIS: IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY LEGS, like, im scared of this mfs appearances, BUT THIS FANART MADE THEM SO CUTEEEEE, IM CRYING, I NEED MOREEEEEE

LIKE, BOBBY BEARHUG IS FUCKING CUTIE?????, AND CATNAP???? ONE OF THE SMILING CRITTERS THAT I AM MOST AFRAID OF IS A CUTIE IN THIS FANART

[floxtingdrm]

𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖

(𝙽): 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗.

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: Angst with comfort.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Alkaid McGrath, Lars Rorschach, Clarence Clayden.

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞: On

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: Headcannon.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: They/them.

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: You broke up…

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: ooc characters, no cheating.

𝘼𝙡𝙠𝙖𝙞𝙙

♡ Maybe he should have saw it coming, how it felt like you both were avoiding each other’s presence or how you began to spend time with your friends more than you ever talked to him.

♡ He doesn't resent you for anything, he still thinks you're an amazing and wonderful person, despite how much it hurts him to see you go.

♡ You were the one who approached him with the break up subject, he hadn't entirely lost all of his feelings for you, but you could tell that most of it was already gone, so to make sure that it doesn't turn into a mess you broke up with him.

♡ Alkaid like I said before doesn't resent you, what he wanted was an answer, why? Why did it had to end up like this?

♡ He still let you go, the bittersweet smile leaves a terrible aftertaste in your mouth, was it the right choice?

♡ All the sweet memories like a dream then suddenly he woke up, you weren't there anymore... why did you leave?

♡ "I see.." His hand reached out in your direction, yet falls as he looks at the ground, anything to avoid your gaze for a moment.

♡ "Even when we were never meant to be." It's getting a bit harder for him to breathe, he could feel the tears running down his cheeks.

♡ "Know that I never regretted a single moment next to you, ever." Gently you wiped away his tears, such a bittersweet smile to end your relationship.

𝙇𝙖𝙧𝙨

♡ He was too busy for you, so to cut him off the burden called you, ties had to be cut and you willingly picked up the pair of scissors.

♡ He grew depressed, how could you? He loved you so much and wanted nothing more than to be by your side and suddenly you left... why?

♡ You didn't even tell him face to face, a messy notes with tear stains left by you and everything that related to you gone. You could have just told him you wanted more time with him, you could have told him that you were lonely, why didn't you tell him anything?

♡ He hated you, he hated you so much, he hates how you drew so many dreams of the future for you and him only to burn them away, lighting a fire where those visions were.

♡ Still he could not resent you for long, in those moments where he re-thinks his actions you did tell him... all that time he sat reviewing you were there asking him to rest, to stop for a moment...

♡ Despite only having himself to blame for your disappearance, Lars let you go with a smile drowned in pain.

♡ "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." the tears seemed to be endless, wiping away the old tears new ones would appear either way.

♡ "Come back please..." He feels like such a child, wanting something he knows could never be his.

𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚

♡ His future... you didn't want to hold him back at all, something so bright and fragile you're afraid because of you he might suffer, so you walked away.

♡ It felt like a flame, his eyes searching for the truth when you told him you couldn't continue loving him anymore, you liar, you liar... if you truly meant what you said then why do you look like you're going to break?

♡ He let you just slip away like that, those eyes which begged him to stop prying for answers, you were like an artwork he could spend forever admiring and yet he let that work of art deteriorate...

♡ He blamed himself, he wasn't enough, was he? Is that why you left? Even when it's clear that there are too many possibilities he still wants to learn why, he still wants to look for the truth behind your words that day.

♡ He'll always love you, even when he could no longer hold you in his arms and whisper sweet little encouragements, even when he sees you so far away now acting as if you two were strangers, even when his heart breaks seeing you smile so brightly...

♡ "I don't blame you leaving me." who was he hoping to hear these words right now? In a night everything changed so fast he even have time to process everything.

♡ "But could you have at least take all of these memories and feelings away?" You’re such a heartless person, how else could you just pass by him like you’ve never known him before?

♡ "It hurts much more than it looks right now..." you’re smiling so brightly again, he could only stare from afar wishing you the best.

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Au-notes: I was bored pt. 2

[ashipiko]

🫶 happy accidents (in alchemy)

[viilpstick]

look at my comfort character!

....

pride is not the word i am looking for-

[that-weeb-in-ur-closet]

teaser for my new fic... comment and like to be tagged.

[teddybeartoji]

i have this other idea that just lives inside my head but it's soooo silly i can't like imagine gojo goes on love island lmao and everybody ofc expects him to be a a full on fuckboy right? but then on the FIRST DAY like the first ever time all of the contestans meet each other he meets the reader and he's just gone he knows you're the one for him and i mean it could go either way - the reader not being that into him and him just trying to prove himself OR they both just instantly feel the connection i can see them both not being able to look away from each other with kind of shy smiles while someone is reading out the task or some shit lmao

[its-de]

HERE.. TAKE ITT

[maokomi]

No but 🤔 we've heard of Idol!Kazuha in 6reeze, who meets a reader who is a fan of his and hits it off with him, but what about a swap of that 👀👀

Like Imagine something where you're the idol and Kazuha is a fan. Imagine Kazuha, semi-broke English Lit student, scraping together all the money he has to spare just to be able to attend your concert. Even if he doesn't get front-row seats, even if he's gonna be cramped amongst other loud, jumping bodies for who knows how long just to catch a glimpse of you in person and to see you perform live, he's never wanted anything more. Tomo, his best friend, teases him for how much he likes you and how much he's done just to be able to afford concert tickets, but really at this point all Kazuha can do is bashfully shrug because, hey, it's true.

And then —in an absolutely crazy stroke of luck— just as Kazuha buys his and Tomo's tickets on the official online website (because despite all the well-natured teasing, Tomo isn't gonna let his friend go alone) there's a small box that pops up on screen, complete with small animated confetti and a pretty-looking Congratulations! at the top of the box.

Kazuha has to re-read it one. Then twice. Then a third time. But... there's absolutely no way. He scoffs a little, both at himself and at the website. He's a fool for getting his hopes up— this is just a scam or something, and the website's security must be worse than he thought.

It's only when he goes into his email inbox to forward the tickets to Tomo that he pauses as he reads over the details on last time and he's frozen. Mouth drying, his eyes flick up to the sender bar, just to check that, yes, this is indeed the official email from the company handling your tickets. Kazuha feels a thrill go through his veins. He can't decide if his blood is pumping hot on adrenaline, or if it's frozen in place.

He dials Tomo's number.

"Hey! Did you get the tickets?"

He's usually so calm and composed, but in the face of this he feels like his grip on reality is slipping away with giddiness.

"...Kazuha?"

"I got the tickets," he blurts out, so rushed and frantic, so unlike him. There's a grin on his face and his eyes are wide. "But they're not— they— They're VIP."

There's a rustle on the other end, likely Tomo sitting up in bed. Kazuha knows that there's a furrow to his brow. "VIP? Kazuha, you've seen the prices on these things. Those are way out of our budget—"

Kazuha just shakes his head, even if Tomo can't see him. "I didn't buy the VIP— there was a... a raffle. Lucky draw. Something. But it's legitimate, Tomo. The ticketing company really sent those tickets. And I didn't realize at first, but they're not just VIP either."

Kazuha swallows. The nervous yet excited thrill making his stomach flip. He stares at the monitor of his laptop, his stare intense enough to drill a hole through the screen.

"They're also backstage meet and greet passes."