#looove my simp man

[katanaski-main]

Bakugou secretly starts wearing a wedding band not long after you two start dating— to deter of anyone who isn't you. It doesn't always work, but if anyone asks he's married.

[quimichi]

MATCH UP TRADE ♡

@thecurrator awww it was so super cute in my head and now it feels kinda messy-i hope you still like it tho cause my head kept on screaming LILIA all over--

EDIT: not me forgetting to hit FUCKING POST FOR A WHOLE MONTH

LILIA

@ look--HEAR ME OUT. Your name is Aurora, your style is cute but also alternative, you have shoulder length dyed hair...its giving Lilia

@ plssss

@ he would definitely get your introverted ass OUT. Mostly at night tho for walks and stuff. Or to stalk other students lol

@ thinks it's spooky but intriguing that you can kinda read people. He's a bit hard to read sometimes but you always know exactly what's going on with him. Creeps him out but in a good way lol

@ also, keep him away from the kitchens, thank you very much

@ if your moody, he's your guy. He's fun, he's serious when he needs too, he's weird and funny like??? No wonder he has so man's simps lol

@ a good listener, he's respectful after all...old school kinda. Oh and he loooves listening to music with you. New or old ones, his or yours. It's interesting and it's something special you two can share. Typa guy to make a Playlist for ya

@ often just stays over at your place cause yay. He wouldn't break in like Rook but he stalks you through the window lol

@ respects that you don't wanna be touched and let's you take the lead. But he's SO FUCKING into hand holding or linking arms

@ would kiiinda talk you into wearing something goth-

@ dw he's not ashamed at all to tell you how much he loves and appreciates you

@ Malleus is like, "write them love letters" and Lilia is like, "we got a phone tf?"

@ hes kinda the most modern out of the bunch

[miwhotep]

Today is my birthday 🍰, so I decided to celebrate it with finally doing my long-time planned Milverton beauty appreciation post.

This is not an analysis, this is just me fangirling over my favourite panels about my beloved evil guy. Normally, I don't let my simp self get in the way of my meta, but today, let me do some shameless fangirling (and pretend that I can get him for a night of non-sexual intimacy without getting murdered by Ruskin :))

Here we go, proceed to your own risk. 🥰

I love that he somehow looks more manly here and he is so beautiful when he is angry. His facial features seem more soft on other panels, making him look younger, but here, he is just a very evil and very serious businessman. And I am all for that!! 😍 His eyelashes are also so long and pretty!!

He is always so hot when he gives evil speeches (and he does it a lot so I am well-fed 🥰 Milverton evil speech-ranking post coming soon) And I just love this pose of his hand, he has very sexy fingers. And those two locks of his hair falling into his face makes me always wanting to grab them so hard. Ruskin surely takes a good care of his hair. I often wonder why Milverton just let those two locks like that, unordered. Don't they bother him in front of his eyes (or does he know that he is sexier like that and outward appearance is also a useful tool for manipulation, so he just leaves it? Anyway, the mangaka did a very good job with Milverton's design. No one before - or even after, I am sure - will just go and make the King of Blackmail look sexy. I saw lot of Sherlock Holmes adaptations, I saw pretty Moriarties, Sherlocks and Watsons before, but never a sexy Milverton. I can't be thankful enough for it 😍) And I am happy that he wears a pince-nez, not usual glasses. I can see more from his face and eyes ❤️

He is also so pretty when he is just silently malicious and doesn't give speeches about it. And the way he holds that tobacco pipe with his teeth, aww, I wished for more scenes like that.

I really love his profile too (okay, what I don't love about his look? I hardcore level worship every single details of him 😅), his strong chin and again, his hair! HIS HAIR! I cannot praise his hair enough, I just LOOOVE how the mangaka did his curly locks, I just want to brush his hair with my fingers. Curly hair + glasses fictional guys were always my type so I am so happy that one of my top 3 all-time favourite villains looks exactly like I want a fictional man! 😭 I really love Milvey, I am not sane about it, I just pretend (and possibly fail with it - once someone mentioned that they screenshotted several of my Reddit comments and saved it as "Milvertonsimping_vol 1 and so on" for a meme - I was totally fine with it, for the record, it was a funny meme 😂)

His smiles always make me go crazy. I love his wide, evil smile (and his serpent-like pupils when he smiles like that), when he smiles more provocatively or when he just smiles because he finds something amusing. The smile on the right is not even malicious. It is so rare when he smiles like that in the manga, I wanted to see it more. I honestly find it very cute 🥰

And this "Act selfishly? Oh my..." scene is just... if he would ask me out for a date like that, I wouldn't say no, even as an aroace. Oh, I just love this look on his face! 😍

And THIS ONE PAGE HERE. I am afraid I already used too many capital letters to express myself, but this one page is totally another level. First, Milvey with his eyes closed is just so ETHEREALLY BEAUTIFUL. I can imagine Ruskin just staring at him for the whole night, not sleeping at all, and I 100% understand why. Also, the tongue a panel below. THE TONGUE!!!! You have no idea how many times I just looked at this scene and it immediately inspired me to write some smut fic. And he licks his lips like that while he corrupted Whiteley. He is so deliciously evil, I love him so much! ❤️

And his eyes - his beautiful serpent eyes could even get their own post ( hmm, I already did that post, just forgot about it for a moment 😅) with all the symbolism hidden within the beauty. I am not a big fan of the animation of the anime, but there are some very pretty moments about his eyes. I go mad for these few screenshots. That striking yellow and gold is something I would die for.

Sadly, there were just two colored Milverton pages in the manga, but I deeply treasure both. I have the left one as a big poster in my room. I look at Milverton whenever I wake up. It makes my days better. ❤️

And the musicals fed me so well with sexy Milverton, too (THE POLEDANCING SCENE! THE POLEDANCING SCENE! 😭❤️) Ray Fujita played him so perfectly and his songs were also so hot (Devourer of Souls has my heart forever - I will definitely rewatch Op 3 and 4 today, Milverton/Ruskin is another level of sensual bonding in Op 4 compared to the manga/anime). That bromide is my favourite one from the ones I collected yet (there is another package coming, hopefully today it arrives - it is my birthday, so please, please, I need more Milvey merch in my life 🙏) That rose is surely from Ruskin - but I would give him a rose, too (then run away before Ruskin hurts me out of jealousy 😂)

After all of this, happy birthday to myself and I really, really love you, Milverton-sama ❤️.(Ruskin, let me borrow your husband today, you will get him back tomorrow, for Valentine 🌹)

[timebom]

i watched the first act with my brother and here are some of our thoughts while we were watching episode 1! i've tried to avoid spoilers as much as possible + i don't play league, so if i missed anything obvious it's probably because of that ☆

summary: i simp for vi and complain about the new side characters lol

omg jayce, mel and viktor are all alive?? i was so sure jayce wouldn't make it

and they're not even bleeding or injured at all, what

my brother told me i was stupid for even considering that jayce could die lmao

damn others survived too? but wasn't that like. a small nuclear bomb. how

ENEMY! yes they kept it thank god 😭 it's THE song for arcane

god these drawings are so beautiful, the style creates a very sad atmosphere. the way this was animated... chef's kiss

vi clearly has free access to the house so i thought caitlyn was letting her stay with her but apparently not? does vi just sneak in sometimes? 😂

why is the dad so angry at vi she did nothing wrong >:(

damn i thought they were going to kiss here

they should have.

i know the whole "vi becomes a cop" arc is coming, but since when does caitlyn have the power to just choose who can become an enforcer? is that even allowed? what about training? school?? a degree??? idk seems kinda weird

yeah it's sus

tbh mel and jayce are too pretty get scratches or scars *・.。*゜・*

not to be bi but i need a pretty man to lie on my lap asap

MY GIRL!!!!

vi i'm making the same face gfhjkelkezlkns

random enforcer: i'm maddie!

vi & me: ok? so?

ok but she's so fine i'm ghjadsklanjl

does she have a crush on vi? relatable

my brother: that little girl is an enforcer? she's like 15. younger than jinx.

ok but this whole scene is so strange and funny at the same time. i mean, vi is drunk and homeless in piltover and some random enforcer comes up to her with sparkling eyes to tell her she's a huge fan. what? i mean, i get it, vi is cool, but it doesn't seem realistic that enforcers would be excited about vi in any way

mel is so pretty it's insane, i looove her character design so much, every time i see her i'm in awe

mel's mum helped them? damn

i was expecting caitlyn to be like: i will lead a strike team into zaun with three objectives: 1. locate jinx. 2. capture jinx. 3. kill jinx.

yeah ok cop vi bad but have you considered that she looks really really hot

i'm sorry but this whole "group" is so random. i get why caitlyn chose vi (since apparently anyone can become an enforcer instantly if they so wish) and okay the two other enforcers seem inexperienced but at least they are enforcers. the biggest question i have is WHY was the random homeless guy vi met a few days ago included?? he got in BASED ON WHAT?

imagine if cops in real life could just go like "hey so my childhood friend who's homeless, used to work at the grocery store but doesn't have a job right now, is now a police officer just because i think he's a really nice person!" like wtf

i know that they're at war but still

the soundtrack SLAPS

jinx? jinx? can i please get a jinx scene? NO??

cannot believe this... this is the last season and we got a whole episode without one of the main characters. criminal.

ok so! this episode clearly focused on caitlyn, we got to see her anger grow. honestly, if someone blew up my parents i would want to hunt them down too

[hayatoseyepatch]

Saaaaaam congratulations on the milestone !!!!!! Looove the new event idea (and now that I’m online just in time for once and not late shellfish id like to join if you don’t mind,,,)

I’ll be asking for me and the resident loser… (narumi)

Our more or less of a tradition goes as: parading around the city and picking a spot to spend our time having a little date of sorts. Then returning home and beginning the food preparations as well as drinks. I’m definitely monitoring his alcohol as his lightweight ass cannot be trusted and I cannot risk any mishaps or accidents in the kitchen on a holiday eve. Me? It’s cocktail after cocktail baby! After a while I’ll grow bored of preparing and it’ll just be 2/3 vodka 1/3 some fruit juice in my favorite glass.

Then once it’s time to get to dining room as guests (friends) come over, it’ll be a drink fitting of the food we prepared served. Then it’s just a jolly mix of eating and drinking and talking and probably some awful karaoke attempts by Kafka and tachibana. Then a little gift exchange and games! Sadly taboo xl and catan are banned on holidays as some of us… (cough cough) get a little too headed. Regular taboo words is fine thankfully. Gen is Not pleased when Hoshina and I are on the same team and have this awfully good in sync…. As the night wears of everyone either goes their way and closer friends or those who we planned for to stay over beforehand stay:3

But the day before this and the following few days is just gen and I lazying around and enjoying the times, pretending life is always like this (save for an urgent last minute call in from our jobs…)

THIS IS SO LONG IM SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY!!! Again congrats!!! Can’t wait to see more stuff from uuuuuuuu 💕🫶

DANYLLL (ˊᗜˋ*)!♡ You have no idea how excited I am to see you coming in here to collect your loser.

Listen Narumi and you is just canon, I'm sorry I dont make the rules I just enforce them. Also, never ever apologize for yapping to me, I could listen to you with stars in my eyes. I love hearing about everyones selfships. I adore seeing the thought and care that goes into them and it just makes me happy. Gives me the opputrunity to shut up every now and then LMAO

I'm just gonna say it, Gen is literally obsessed with you, sorry. Like this man didnt know that he needed anyone in his life until he met you and now he cant imagine his life without you. He can just be authentially himself with you and he couldnt ask for anything else. Man's a certified simp. ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა Enough of my yapping tho I hope you enjoy!

Suprise! A little drabble for you (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

Narumi nuzzled his nose deeper into the crook of your neck, arms wrapped around your midsection, looking identical to a koala with the way his frame had curled around yours. Maybe it was the alcohol in his system making him sentimental, having been cut off quite some time ago. He watched the side of your face as you spoke, used to his shenanigans that you had become an expert in holding a conversation despite your boyfriend clinging to you. Normally he would whine for your attention, leading to you teasing him about his behavior. But for now he was content, you in his arms, your fingers carding through his hair as you and Rin talked about something. He had tuned it out too focused on taking in your features.

Today had really been the perfect day. He spent the whole day by your side, which given your profession, was a rarity in and of itself. Waking up with you in his arms had already put him in a good mood, then to spend the day together and being joined by your friends?  Yeah that’s all he wanted.

He had never been a huge holiday person, growing up with no family he never really saw the fuss about the holidays. Saw it more of a hassle than anything, ringing them in alone and doing nothing special. Now, though? He just hoped he got to spend every one just like this. His home had always been quiet, desolate, cold. It was one of the reasons he detested the winter. But you changed that, you kept him warm. The laughter that filled the room, games being played, songs being sung. It warmed his chest in a way he wasn’t used to. He enjoyed having everyone here (even the bowl cut bastard though he would rather die than admit it.)

He watched you interact, a small smile resting on his lips as he nuzzled deeper into your neck, pressing sweet kisses against your skin. He just wanted it to be like this always and with you by his side he knew he would do anything to keep you right here. Looking up from you his eyes lock with Hoshina’s a smug smile on his features, an obvious dig about how clingy he was being with you. He raised his middle finger to the other man. Okay so maybe he lied, he can leave and then it would be perfect.

[moodooivy]

Top characters I simp for

#5, Velvette

My queen, Velvette. She is beautiful ☺️ Also she was just really funny on Scrambled Eggs. I just have a thing for short woman. I also like how she always changes outfits.

#4, Lucifer

Him. Just him. I love him. He's so silly! He's pretty too. I like that Lucifer isn't generic in any way. He's not the generic evil big bad but he's also not the generic "he's a big bad but he's actually a tiny silly guy!" either. There's so much more to him!

#3, Stolas

My sweet birdy! He's so pretty and adorable! I love him so. Stolas deserves the world truly. I also just love how multi-dimensional he is.

#2, Valentino

Ahhhgh. My looove 😩 Valentino is so hot. I have a thing for tall people ok. Valentino is also very silly and funny and I like that. His voice is also just.. Ahhh!!! I know everyone hates him but I just can't.

#1, Vox

You knew Vox would be number 1. He is just so fucking cute and attractive. Vox is my silly little TV man.

[misc-obeyme]

Grey Asmo here

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Ik im late

Just realised that in 12 monts, its gonna be 2025.

Anyway, since hell may be overpopulated do you think some Hell born like Satan and fallen angels stay in the Devildom while most sinners and lower class demons stay in hell.

Would the King of Hell and the Crown Prince of the Devildom unite the two realms. (YES) LUCIFER MY LIEGE.

also the song how bad can I possibliy mean gives of Mammon VIBES.

My greedy demon

Also in another fandom we finally got revealed of Lucifer va...and omg he is so sweet, such a sweet and honey like voice not deep like OM Luci, but not like SPN luci, or DC Luci,

OM devs didnt lie about their voices

At first i was like meh its okay but now 2 years in I simp just to hear Mammon growl or Luci's laugh

In addition my Asmo (the asshole)

Someone gave him quite a good voice and the fandom is like we hate you but you look and sound good. But your a bitch

Hello there, Grey Asmo!

Happy new year! And yo we just started 2024 don't make me think about 2025 yet lol!

I actually think a lot about the population of the Devildom and so on. I would say that it seems like most human souls end up in what they seem to call the Underworld... it has the rings and everything. Then demons live in the Devildom. But other things also live in the Devildom, like reapers and I think they mentioned vampires at some point?

So I'm not sure but I think of it as the main area of the Devildom is the city in which RAD is located, along with the Demon Lord's Castle and the House of Lamentation and everything. I think this is where most demons live and it probably has a high population density, kinda like a big city. But then as you move outward, that changes. Things become more wild and rural. I imagine there are smaller cities and towns where demons live, too. Some of them might just hang out in the forest or whatever. They talk about trains and buses so the need for long distance transportation says to me that there are probably multiple larger cities and such. I would just think that where RAD and the castle are is the biggest one.

It kinda sounds like the consider the Underworld to be part of the Devildom already? But it's kinda vague, so I'm not sure. However, I do love the idea of Lucifer and Diavolo getting married for political reasons lol. Like Lucifer is considered one of the Lords of the Underworld because of Cerberus right? And obviously Diavolo is the prince of the Devildom. So if those two areas weren't already united, they could totally get married and combine them.

I really love all the VAs for the game! I've thought about what it might be like if they ever did an English translation of the spoken lines. Mostly because I think I'd lose my shit over some of the stuff those guys say lol. But I don't think I'd like it. I think it'd be upsetting unless they had the same VAs doing the English. Because if they did what they normally do and hired English actors to do the English lines, they'd all sound too different. I think that'd be painful. Because I looove their VAs so much and their voices are so distinct and familiar to me now!

Every time I used to get a notification from my phone when I forgot to put it back on silent and it was Barb talking to me from another room, I used to freak out. It scared the shit out of me every time. Now I'm so used to it that I'm just like oh okay thanks, Barb. Like yes I want to listen to that soothing man's voice all day every day. Sometimes I just open the app and let it run for a bit so I can hear Barb saying his home screen dialogue when you ignore him for too long lol. It's really cute in the OG when he hums to himself.

Anyway! I think the VAs can really bring a character to life and I love them for the great work they do.

[landograndprix]

Hiyo friend! Hope all is going well and that you’re staying warm and dry on your work commute. Did you see Lando’s stream? Man is hot, but I might need him to keep some thoughts to himself🙉. Also noticed that there’s been an uptick in people simping for Lando. And while I looove that he’s starting to be appreciated, I kinda want to keep gatekeeping him. Like no offense but some fans are crazy to put it mildly. Like we can simp for them all we want but I really don’t want to see any of the stalker behavior of tracking his planes or doxing his address.

Not really staying warm or dry, the weather is an absolute nightmare here :(

did I see the stream? Girl, it's engraved in my mind..calling it unhinged doesn't even do it justice..I was fighting for my life and I even missed the first hour..I went through a roller-coaster of emotions but then again, the girls in my discord chat went crazy over it but we are as unhinged if not more than gremlin alone so we shouldn't be surprised 💀

The gatekeeping is so real, I've thought about it as well, like, that my idiot gremlin go find your own pls– more so knowing that there's so called lando fans out there who hate on this guy for no reason at all and yes, some fans are absolutely mental. Leave baby girl alone please, thank you.

[simp999]

Bloopers/Notes from "A New Home!"

☆I don't have anything too silly until ch. 15 :(

Ch. 1, Where am I?:

☆I started this fic at like, 2 am, just on complete impulse. Everything here just summoned itself from my 2 am brainrot.

☆I didn't really chat this chapter out with any friends, so nothing too silly.

Ch. 2, Meeting New People?:

☆I was planning on making reader more of a Simp, but I talked to my friends and we decided against it, since it would be difficult for reader to get along with characters more genuinely.

☆At the end of the chapter, "If I go to sleep here, will I wake back up in the real world?...", I was thinking of just posting chapter 3 where it said: You wake up, story over. The end.

Ch. 3, We are the Army.:

☆Army was an octoling since the beginning! You can see that in the banner. The background is made up of octopi instead of squids, and you can see a bit of a tentacle.

Ch. 4, If memory serves wrong...:

☆Bro I suck at writing flirty stuff. End me now, Aloha's difficult for me to write

☆The "nothin' personal, kid", was a total reference, and I plan on adding many more. I'm going to try my best to add some iconic vines that still suit the scene.

Ch. 5, Descisions, decisions.:

☆On the other hand, I looove drawing aloha! He's so cute and silly! I like to draw his tentacles very round and bubbly and man, his eyes are so pretty!

☆This was the chapter that made me start thinking about giving reader teammates, mostly because they needed someone other than a bench to sleep.

Ch. 6, Hoooow Anoooying.:

☆mASK MY BELOVED

☆Can you tell he's my favorite?

☆I wanted to make him a little silly, giving him more of a personality. He can't be scary all the time, I really do think part of it is an act.

☆Another anime reference: the lens of his gasmask shining, just like in an anime.

Ch. 7, SUB WEAPON HELL!:

☆I was torn between what to do for the banner. I already used Mask with his mask on for chapter 6, and I planned on using his maskless version for what's now chapter 13. But then I remembered another one of my favorite boyos, Desi! I know he isn't featured too much in this chapter, and I'm sorry, but I needed something!

☆Anyways, I know this entire battle by heart. I know all of Mask's voice lines. Save me.

☆I try my best to not show bias in my fics, but I will relentlessly show it outside of em'.

☆Ugh, can't wait for team cyan moments fr

Ch. 8, Newfound Family.:

☆THE GUYS FR

☆I was stuck between just giving reader nameless teammates, incase ya'll already had your own ocs in mind of something, but I HATE nameless characters. And characters that don't have a personality. I figured that I'd already have to give them personalities, so why not go all in.

☆Soooo, I threw in my beloved OCs! I've had these guys around for YEARS, so I know them and their personalities like the back of my hand, which makes writing for them super easy and fun!

☆bro they look so cursed with splatoon 1 hairstyles to me. I didn't have the heart to snatch their iconic hair, so ignore that.

LOOK AT HIM!! ITS NOT EVEN MILO ANYMORE HE'S JUST MARCUS SMH.

Ch. 9, Shopping Spree!:

☆I actually wrote this and the last chapter at 1 am by accident. I was like oho let me write a few notes down for tomorrow so I don't forget. But here we are 2k words later.

☆After seeing that the next day, I realised that the squad tm would take up 2 chapters total. There's 3 of them. So then I had to figure out how to do the banners. I worked it out, though!

☆Tasha's hair's longer I swear, it just didn't fit on the banner smh

☆Damn she and skull look a lot alike, huh

☆L

Ch. 10, Skull's Territory.:

☆I knew I couldn't have reader simp, but that doesn't mean I can't have some simpery!! So I have Milo, Leo and Tasha to do it!! They get to express my true emotions <3

Ch. 11, A Misunderstanding?:

☆sTEAAAALTH!!! <3333

☆My sweet boy

☆So the poll for background characters was mostly for him ngl

☆THOSE DAMN GOGGLES WERE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS TO SHADE WAAAAH

☆I also may have colored them green by accident the first time and had to start over.

☆I reaaaally hate making characters like Rider go OOC, but I need the story to continue! I'm sorryyyy

Ch. 12, Getting Too Comfortable.:

☆FINALLY WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE UGH

☆Also, blushy rider. ♡♡

☆He wants that battle, dude

Ch. 13, Player Two?:

☆aaaAAAA MAAASK

☆May have made a 9 hour mask playlist to write to.

☆Ahem.

☆I was planning on going in official meeting order for these uhh "getting closer with the S4", (Rider, army, aloha, mask, skull.) but my clear bias for Mask got me to write for him first.

☆I struggled to choose which song, but the idea came to me because I learned all the lyrics to Kick Back(chainsaw man), not too long ago. But I figured I'd just go with one of the most well known series/openings.

☆Didn't make the cut:

-Was gonna have reader and Mask walk in the rain together. That's why reader grabbed Milo's umbrella, cause it was the biggest one.

-c'mon, that would have been cute

Ch. 14, ...You Didn't See that.:

☆I was planning this since the start to be honest. Not exactly this scenario, but I knew I wanted to throw this headcannon in there.

☆After seeing how much love my fic was getting, I was almost going to abandon the idea, afraid that my readers wouldn't like it, and leave.

☆Jeebus those tentacles took me way too long to draw.

Figuring out what to do for Army's meetup+scrapped ideas:

Ch. 15, Sweetheart.:

☆I only made it to 1k words with Skull's part, he really doesn't talk a lot so it's hard to fill up space.

☆Soooooo

☆You guys asked for it: Avi time!

☆Now finally, here's some of the discord chats I had with my friends. Plans for story along with memes. Blanked out hints for the next chapter.:

Ch. 16, An Unexpected Meetup.:

☆I completely winged it. I knew I wanted like- a dummy kinda where we'd see all the S4 at once

☆Sorry for minimal aloha time, we got him earlier in the series though! (Bias game strong, he's not my favorite s4 member :( )

☆I'll try for more aloha time soon I'm sorry

☆The kind of rivalry/jeasoulsy between them wasn't planned and I kinda don't like it, but it is canon that they don't really like eachother so

☆Eh

Ch. 17: Not Much of a Choice, Huh?

☆Ughhh this feels like a dating sim now and I hate it

☆But characters catching feelings ♡♡♡

☆Not to figure out how they deal with them and how readers gonna figure that out

☆Wah

Ch. 18: Challengers Approach!

☆ oOoo they catchin' feelings!!!

Ch. 19: The Freshest Squid on the Block!

☆ YOOOOO LEO FANBOY!?!?!

☆ Hehe, we love making Leo happy

☆ Ugh, Emperor. I was not looking forward to writing him. I personally don't have him as a favorite, I was never able to like his kingly attitude. (I looove his design as somebody who draws nd does character design, though! Well made character.) Buuut...(see ch. 21)

Ch. 20: The Absolute King.

☆Yesss! Reader showing more emotion!!

☆Someone's gettin' angyyy

☆Ohoho does this count as angst? Berly, but I'm enjoying it

☆ Did you guys know that I half specialise in angst? Yeah enjoy that info

Ch. 21: A Crushing Defeat.

☆ Making you guys hate him off the bat is a lot dunner to write! He was shitty and mean in the first bit where he was shown anyways, so suffer! He'll have to go through some character development eventually, but until then, he's your most despised rival mwahaha

☆I hope the wat I write him makes you wanna deck him in the face :)

Ch. 22: It Only Gets Tougher, I Promise

☆ ... what no, what makes you think mask is my favorite. I show no bias ever. (How many times have I said that, now?)

[silvershadow1711]

Favorite Class: Archer/Sniper. And I don't mean the hella broken Switch-game archers, nah; I don't even like Neimi but she always had a place on my team because I need that 2 range chip damage.

Favorite Underrated Character: You'd expect me to say Gunter, but most FE fans who don't despise everything about Fates on principal acknowledge that he's a good character, if not just as underdeveloped in Rev as everything else. No, the real answer to this question is Frey. Oh you don't know who Frey is? Of course you don't- no one does. I'm literally this man's only fan. Frey was added to the FE1 remake, and is literally the most important character in Marth's story because he is the reason Marth is alive. When Marth was 14 and Gra invaded after killing his father, he had to escape with a handful of knights... except he couldn't because they caught up to him. Frey dressed as Marth to lure the approaching enemy soldiers away to buy his prince time to escape (it's literally the scene depicted in his Cipher card), resulting in him being beaten so badly it gave him amnesia and a permanant disability, while being left for dead. And New Mystery reveals that this isn't some Shrödinger's plot point- it's canon! This poor, selfless man lost his life to save his prince and doesn't get so much as a passing thought from any of the characters who know his sacrifice full well in Heroes, but that treasonous turncoat Abel gets lauded in the history books? "The Panther"? Bitch, you should only be known as "The Traitor"!

Hot Take: Aside from "fuck Abel", back in the day, I was one of the only people I saw in the FE community calling SoV out as the trash game it was. Putting aside how godawful the maps were, the writing in that game was ass and reeked of inceldom, Gray and Berkut are two of the most loathesome characters in the series as far as I'm concerned (and yes, I'm putting them up there with Arvis- they deserve it), and Alm is more of a Mary Sue power fantasy than Corrin could ever dream of being. But as voice acting has become the norm, it seems that the novelty has worn off and more people are starting to see the idiocy for what it is. So here's my hot take for the newer generation:

*ahem*

Bernadetta is the most overrated character in Three Houses, and Gilbert/Gustave is the most overhated. Bernadetta is just Fluttershy for people who are afraid of being called furries/Bronies, except less charming and honestly, less cute. Her design has never appealed to me, I find her insufferable and I never feel bad when Edelgard torches the balista she's standing on. "But she has such a tragic backstory--!" It's Fire Emblem; so does literally every single character in the fucking franchise! You can count the characters who aren't barely held together piles of trauma and neuroses on one hand. Which leads nicely into Gilbert.

Y'all hypocritical motherfuckers looove tragic backstories, and talking about "flawed" characters until the person you're suposed to be sympathizing with isn't a conventionally attractive teenager. "He abandoned his daughter--!" He was dealing with PTSD and the worst survivor's guilt you can imagine! This man's guilt is so strong he's convinced himself that he doesn't deserve to ever smile again because the dead people he failed to save will never smile again. And still, he knows what he did to his family was wrong, he's ashamed of himself and his actions, but he's also terrified of facing the consequences of his impulsive actions. Like a person would be. God forbid a parent in media be portrayed as human, with human flaws and weaknesses. I genuinely wonder what the overlap of Gilbert haters with "Emperor I'm Literally Going To Erradicate An Entire Race Of People did nothing wrong" stans and "King Kill Every Last One Of Them is just a sad boi" simps is...

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[jooniez]

went to see yet to come busan in the theater tonight with a couple of my friends and another army who was there gave us all freebies!!! It’s so cute omg shoutout to that beautiful army she was so sweet!!!! 🥹😭💜✨🫧🌟🌷

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[mandoalorian]

This is super random but I got onto thinking about pet names the boys might call you? Terms of endearment? Sorry it's not a fic request I was just curious what you thought.

Terms of Endearment

Hehe okay thank you for the request! This was kinda hard but even still it was fun :) ... sorry it took so long to get out but there’s only so many nicknames/pet names out thereeee. Tell me what your fave ones are!! 💓 this is also super subjective so if your opinion differs from mine tell meeee and we can discuss! 🥺

Din Djarin

I need to brush up on my Mando’a but ‘mesh’la’ (beautiful) and ‘cyar’ika’ (sweetheart). I’m sorry I know that’s an obvious one but I couldn’t really go for anything else.

Javier Peña

Javier is Spanish and I’m not fluent in that language but I do remember from school that ‘cariño’ roughly translates to darling/dear. And that just sounds really cute and I can definitely imagine him calling you that. Also ‘beautiful’.

Jack Daniels

Oh my god. Things like ‘cutie pie’, ‘pumpkin’, ‘cupcake’, ‘sugar’, ‘darlin’’. Think of food... and sweet treats. He’d name you after those and it would fit him so well with that thick Southern accent.

Ezra Prospect

Ezra is so articulate, he literally speaks in cursive and my brain cannot comprehend that. But maybe like ‘honey’ or ‘moonshine’ or... ‘darlin’’ because that southern accent again!

Oberyn Martell

‘Angel’, or like... I wanna say ‘dove’ but that’s ONLY because Dove by @honeymandos lives rent free in my mind and that’s what he calls the reader. It’s so good you should all definitely read it.

Frankie Morales

He’d call you ‘love’ or ‘sweetie’ or ‘honey’. Especially in the mornings when he just wakes up and nuzzles his nose into your neck. And his voice is kinda gruff and he whispers “good morning” and then one of those nicknames!

Max Phillips

I hate this but he’d call you ‘sexy’. Any pet names he’d have for you wouldn’t be sweet or romantic. They’d be to do with your appearance. That doesn’t mean Max can’t be sweet or romantic. He just doesn’t show it through his pet names.

Maxwell Lord

Hmmm. Maybe ‘doll’, or ‘my treasure’. He’d be like “be a doll and fetch me a cup of coffee”. The inner Max Lord simp in me would want him to call me ‘princess’ tehehe that’s cute. My knees would go weak I think I’d faint just a bit.

Dave York

No. He’d just call you by your name. Your FULL name. Sike! Dave York would call you ‘babe’ or ‘baby’. OR ‘babygirl’. Oh to be called one of those names by Dave York. I’m yearning.

Pero Tovar

Tovar grabs you by the collar and growls ‘mine’ in your ear. That man is feral. F E R A L. That’s what he calls you. He’s possessive and he wants everyone to know that you’re his. You belong to him. His native language is Spanish though so he’d most likely use Spanish terms of endearment.

Dio

I don’t even knooow. Something scary I can imagine. But if you’re dating Dio you’re probably into that. He would never admit to it but I think Dio would looove it if you called him “baby”. He’d straight up be blushing.

Marcus Pike

‘Babycakes’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘sunshine’... the list goes on. Every nickname ever. Especially the sweet and wholesome ones. Marcus Pike is the kinda guy who saves your number into his phone and writes your contact name as ‘wife’.

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[wshaeil]

*  ◟  ―  🍓cl - clang !! hello , it’s so nice to meet you all - my name is jada , but you can just call me 𝐎𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐈𝐋’s mun !! i’m super excited to be here , and hopefully you guys take to me and phoenix’s leader , haeil ! he has a semi - sad vibe , but don’t be fooled, he’s a pretty cool guy ! below you’ll find trivia as well as general connections while i work on te real plots page ! and as always, please like if you’d like to plot alongside me and my boy !! lets go !

     𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 .  //  𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.  //  𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓. //

𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.

i’m going to lightly touch on his backstory here but his bio is already loaded w stuff haha so !! i won’t bore you with too many details !!

came from a family w / high expectations of him, to always be the responsible big brother ... and he did ! always was good at school stuff, took care of stuff at home when needed, etc !

but deep down he was ( and is ) not happy w how he felt his own happiness was always sacrificed for others, despite not wanting to admit it & sounding selfish ? but anyways, it got him acting up, and he had a whooole little rebellious streak that was completely out his character !

though he realllyyy enjoyed the rush, his little adventure ended quick when his parents noticed him skipping class & all that ! so his first year of hs they made him join a school club to find better friends, and that’s where he found dance !

there he learned dance and well ... the rest is history !! loved every minute of it, but got a really bad injury that had him out of dances for a while, and it crushed him, but he came back with a newfound true appreciation for it !

time skip, his friends encouraged him to audition when word came around about yuseong auditions and ... voila ! here we are !!

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘.

ok so you’ll have to excuse me as haeil is one of those this . . . and also that characters HAHA, so he’s got opposing personality traits even within himself ! he even is confused by it hee heeeee

also sidenote his younger sister is @wsharin​ !! they’re definitely giving opposites yet crazy type, have quite different personalities, but grwing up in similar environments w each other has kept them very close ! kinda thinks he’s fake youngest out of them, yet fiercely protective of her !

but ! his natural instinct is actually to be pretty wild, outgoing, have fun. he’s the happiest when he can do that, and those closest to him probably know him to be quite the joker when he lets loose.

buuut for years now he’s been conditioned into the responsible leader-type he is now, though it def is his more manufactured side. but nowadays it’s what he reverts to, because he sort of just thinks there’s not enough room in everyone’s life for him to be so chaotic ??

haeil tries his hardest to blend in the background, as he feels it’s what a good leader does and he wants to give the rest of his team the shine. because he hasn’t been dancing as long as most others around him, and had a relatively short training time, he’s still v doubtful of his own worthiness of being in the position he is, therefore he sort of feels like ... he doesn’t deserve attention ?? ( and while this is true to an extent, haeil also needs to work through this constant pessimism within himself and learn to take pride in his achievements !! )

so a lot of times what you’ll see is a man trying to be a leader, with the inner child ( ! ) in him poking through. though he encourages participation from his other members rather than himself, his fans are known for pointing out all the moments he gets jumpy / excited / hyper, and he’s kinda developed this “tsundere” vibe because of it ? it’s not exactly correct but he’ll take it heehee

as a leader, esp on variety, you’ll see him doing little things to make the quieter / less talked to members heard this whole compilation ?? literally him.

if you’re close to him though, you’ll really see he’s not nearly as serious as he seems. he’s extreeemely caring, almost to a fault, w those close to him ? and will take care of literally anything they need. got rent due tomm ? send him your payment info and he’ll send over all he has in his account. but on top of that, he just loves to have fun, and if in an environment that allows, v spontaneous !

def mom friend vibes. doesn't like coffee but loves his morning tea, sweaters, tries to establish a bed time for phoenix, always managing to have remembered that one thing someone else forgot, packing snacks, all the good stuff !

but !! the entertainer in haeil is compleetely different, and largely why he got famous ! a charismatic dancer for sure, enjoys a lot of hip hop as it’s what he’s had most practice in, and whenever he dances he truly has fun !! 

he was so  deep in his own insecurities, and it showed in his dancing, untilll cherry bomb. phew cherry bomb haeil was ... a whole era, and what a lot of people attribute to being his vibe switch that made him 1000x more confident !

despite what many think he loooves aggresive rap. rock & r&b are right up there too. loves music that reminds him he can feel things !!

poor thing ... cannot handle his alcohol. legit tries to avoid drinking altogether bc like one drink and he’s already trying to crawl onto tables. actually loves going out for drinks but avoids it like the plague bc he thinks it ruins his pride lolll

while he claims he's too busy for love - and he genuinely is kinda - he is a hopeless romantic deep down. his mind always drifts to him & his future partner living all suburban w kids who match clothes and having a family dog, all the fixings ... he just wants a cute dad vibe and gets depressed when he thinks of how being an idol is kinda preventing that from coming anytime soon 

this is getting SO LONG WHAT lets move on !!

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.

someone who didn’t actually make it / hasn’t yet debuted in the industry, but who haeil reallly looks up to as a mentor ? whether a rapper / singer or just someone he admires, haeil gets depressed every time he remembers the person who got him where he is hasn't even got their shot of fame yet, and who he feels he owes quite everything to. though he’s got the whole leader thing going on, this person makes him act like a whole little sibling.

english tutor !! he genuinely wants to be so much better than he is, and doubts his skills as a good leader bc of it and would loove someone to help him !! also def down to learn from someone who speaks japanese, since he’s learning that as well ! he just wants to connect w more fans D:

someone who lets him lets loossee !! need i say more ?? haeil needs to have some fun and be himself before he pops a brain vessel, and that seems like it’s becoming more and more of a possibility oijdoidjodjod. alcohol may or may not be included iin the equation but if so prepare for chaos personified !

an ex perhaps ?? he’s bisexual so this could go either way, but someone he was w in high school and for whatever reason, it didn’t work out ?? we could give them awkward or tension w angst where they never got closure, or two people who just worked better as friends and maintained a great connection !

someone who he’s truly just ... whipped over ? something about their energy has him wanting to see them more and more and quite honestly, p out of character. openly a simp and just wilding whenever this person’s in the room hours .. let’s go !!

best friends. but i mean like .... beeest friends. they don't have to necessarily go back, not all best friends do, but what matters is them now ! friends who have an incredibly special connection, the type to just .. basically be talking in their own language of inside jokes and such.

for those who might not be from korea / have the closest relationship w their own family, haeil’s got you ! if your muse has always wanted someone who cooks for them, gives advice, or just listens and provides a shoulder to cry on, mr.haeil is the man for you !!

[sems-diarie]

i just got dragged into the haikyuu fandom and now i’m drowning in daddies... i wish i could simp with some tumblr friends but i’m shy >~< -raindrops

ok ok lemme give you my lift of haikyuu daddies since you asked so nicely (no you didn’t but ima do it anyway)

IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER:

DAICHI ⇨

my first hq crush!! 🥺 the stern type, & that was very attractive. he’d squeeze my thigh while driving. was kinda annoying in S4 but it’s probably bc he was nervous.

IWAIZUMI ⇨

INNN LOOOVE. WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE. ty and gn! stern, but in a less controlling way. effortlessly masculine, chill, the vibes from him are just... ✨mwah✨ his casual look? the legs are spread, baby. he thinks i’m going to aoba johsai’s games to see oink-akawa ... sir, don’t you see this fat ass #4 on my cheek 🙄? i’m here to shake some ass for YOU.

OIKAWA ⇨

pretty in the face, snide in the personality. i’ve been in love from the START. not to mention, he’s a total fucking flirt and i’m a FOOL who would fall for it

HINATA ⇨

not a daddy, per se (at least, not right now) but he is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. underrated. truly slept on.

USHIJIMA ⇨

his face is so STRONG LMFAO. at first i was like, “this man looks like someone’s grandpa” and now i wanna grab one of his big hands with both of mine while his dick abuses my cervix.

SUGAWARA ⇨

i’ve always known suga was pretty (the prettiest boy on this team, i said what i said) but he didn’t really hit for me until his little moment in S3. yeah, boy got a little crazy in ‘im <3

BOKUTO ⇨

ever since that, “i like plump girls, too!” panel i’ve been A GONER. over eager daddy who would absolutely pound you until you squirt <3 <3 <3 <3 also—! he’s a lil dumb. and it’s endearing. makes him obliviously sweet 🥺

ATSUMU ⇨

he’s mean & i like that. i think that speaks volumes about my person. read a particularly good fic about him & haven’t been right since.

OSAMU ⇨

he’s actually really chill, very relaxed. he’s definitely more level-headed than his brother, but in my heart of hearts, i know he’s a bastard.

SAKUSA ⇨

i definitely did not like him until yesterday. my moots are turning me into a flatout whore this is disrespectful

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

—akaashi, tsukki, kuroo (maybe), & semi’s pretty ass

[fruit-of-infidelity]

Question for the mun:

What do you think about Karlheinz, Cordelia and Richter? These three are characters generally hated by the fandom but in my opinion they are quite complex.

// Ooh, well, I think they’re rightfully hated by the fandom. They’ve done shitty things, been involved in even shitter things... same can be said for the diaboys themselves. But! I agree that they’ve very, very complex characters and that’s why I like them personally.

I hate Cordelia with a passion as a person, but that is why I like her character. Same with Karlheinz; He is a terrible man, has done terrible things but I enjoy the whole narrative of his character with the plan and things. Then we have Richter, my personal fav of the “extra” characters in DiaLovers. I think his design is very attractive and I love his personality ( looove the simp characters ), but he is also a very tragic character that has done some bad things himself which cannot be excused, either. 

You can love or hate characters for the people they are but still enjoy their complexity. Nothing wrong with that! Thank you for the question :3