#☎️ anon

[presidentsdaughter]

I know you said you aren’t the biggest fan of fluff (besides domestic) especially regarding Jimmy (I assume) but this is Jimmy being largely depressing and ruining his own life, despite your best intentions. Warning (I guess) for him crashing out (but I try to keep things not super detailed).

He doesn’t understand why someone so nice would put up with him. Not even in the way that Curly puts up with him, because you’ll actually say something back sometimes in this warning tone that makes him nervous inside, even if he wouldn’t ever admit it.

Jimmy may or may not have a thing for incest fantasies, but you’re *too close* for him to even really picture you that way. Something over a friend, over a sister, over a girlfriend. He’d seen you topless “on accident” before, but his cock barely even twitched, which confused the fuck out of him. You certainly aren’t ugly, that’s for sure, he doesn’t hang around women he finds ugly.

He doesn’t know what to think of you half of the time, besides the fact that he likes you deep down, even when he acts like a cunt sometimes. He tries to tamper it down a little around you because you really do think he can be better, even when he inevitably (metaphorically) shits the bed again and you have to come clean up the mess. It’s like you somehow see something in him that even he himself can’t see. And it’s not like you’re stupid, you’re not like one of the (many) trashy bimbos he’d date for a couple months before he had a cataclysmic breakup with her. You don’t act like he’s perfect, you know he isn’t, but you still put in effort with him.

So when he gets plastered and you let him crash at your place, because he doesn’t want to walk all the way to his apartment or Curly’s, it’s a quiet and shameful “thanks” in the morning. Maybe he makes coffee before you wake up because he feels guilty for being such a burden to you, which you never once say he is, but he feels like he is. Every reassuring smile, every blanket tucked over him at 1AM, it makes him feel inadequate. Like he’s using you, somehow, this time is different though because he doesn’t *want* to use you. He wishes he could somehow make up for everything he’s ever done, every snide comment, but he thinks to himself that nothing he could ever do would make up for him being himself.

When Jimmy really fucks up, really breaks your heart in a way that even *you* can barely find the words to say something to him — everything comes crashing down. He’s fucked up the one, good and true thing he’s had in his life, and no amount of drinking ‘til the morning, stubbing cigarettes out on his arm, or wishing he was dead is going to make him feel any better about it. He can’t convince himself that you were just some stupid girl, someone who saw the best in everyone, because he had seen you look down on people before. But never him. Nothing has ever hurt so badly before, not when his mother called him all of those awful names, not when he was beat for no good reason at all. He doesn’t understand why it feels like his whole chest has collapsed, why everything is hollow and aching all at once. Maybe he does know why, but he won’t accept it, won’t admit it. Won’t say the word.

You might try to reach out through Curly, months later. Of course you would. You’re too good, you know him too well, you know he’d crash out on himself. Jimmy makes sure that Curly doesn’t tell you anything. Makes sure that you don’t have the faintest idea how he’s doing, how miserable he is now that you’re gone. He doesn’t want to take up your time again, when you could be giving it to someone worthy.

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— Written with personal experience, this feeling is awful. Then again I’m the anon who wrote “you rotting with Jimmy while you’re both depressed” so I guess this can’t be too surprising. Putting my favorite fictional men and making them severely emotionally distressed is just my thing or whatever ฅ(ᵔ꒳ ᵔマ.ᐟ

I REALLY LIKE THIS!!! I also think jimmy would react irrationally when someone displays genuine love towards him he likes it but also hates it and doesn’t know how to react so he acts out like a toddler… like he doesn’t get why u would stay w him!!

and omg I love incest fantasies so bad… I think he has such awful mommy and daddy issues.. and mainly mommy ones I think he looks for a mommy in every lady unknowingly esp when she is so very willing to get stern with him and clean up after him and do things his mom never did for him ugh.. but yah.. just jimmy fucking up everything good in his life so very real.. idk I just think he gets so in his head ab it,, like he’s simultaneously a narc who’s like but can she even keep up with me is she even good enough for me but also so self loathing ughh selfserving and self loathing I love him

[jrwi-headcanons]

Troy is dyslexic and has NPD (it’s canon, trust)

Vyncent has a ton of food and plant intolerances, he also has really good hearing and decent eyesight. He also has trouble speaking and mainly reading English (with his whole being from another universe)

Dakota is allergic to bees

When William fell off the cliff and died he landed in a thing of poison ivy and thorn bushes because why not

Ashe hates the taste of peanut butter, William likes the taste of peanut butter but it makes his throat feel itchy (I’m projecting)

Ashe roller blades because hell yea

William once entered himself into a poetry contest but then none of the judges liked his poems

These are all the ones I can think of rn💔

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[sprunki-hcs]

hiii,, found this and imma submit some hcs about a few goobers,,

HC 1: Garnold & Clukr / Gold & Silver are either dating or married

HC 2: Garnold = masc. nonbeany / nonbinary

HC 3: Garnold unironically likes Snapcube, FNAF, and FNF.

HC 4: Black doesn't know what a smorgasbord is.

HC 5: Tunner and Black are dating. I don't know why but I thought this one would be...interesting?

[ y'all mind if i yoink -☎️ ]

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[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is wanting to give your xbox 360 a little cuddle every once in a while but being too scared to cuz theyre so old and u dont wanna risk breaking them!! T_T - ☎️ Anon (hehe i hope this isnt taken :3 )

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[rodolfoparras]

haven't been around for a lil bit, been too busy wooing my sexy old man also I really like napes... and hands I suppose. But just his yk? like when he taught me how to shuffle cards by using that really cool method where you grab like half the deck in each hand and spray them together, yk? But omg when he taught me he put his hands on the backs of mine and istg I died right there 😮‍💨 and idk what's with him lately but he's been getting so close to me to talk to me, legit toe to toe to the point where I can literally see where he shaved 🥰 and I lllloooovvveee our height difference, I'm not at all tall(quite the opposite), but omg he just easily makes it so that I have to look up at him and I luv it. just wanted to tell someone abt my fun and gotta update the gang ☎

WHEN!! IS IT MY THRN!! TO HAVE AN OLD MAN!! WHO KEEPS ME OCCUPED WHEN!!

THIS ASK KEEPS GETTING WORSE (BETTEE) Jesus Christ I wouldn’t last a minute if that were me I’d be nutting jn my jeans feeling the stubble against my ear the hoarse voice guiding me calloused hands touching me I am an old man’s whore

Oh I love a subtle height difference but my favorite thing will always be when they bend down to listen to what you’re saying it’s so polite and so sexy at the same time the little whiff off cologne as they move next to you, feeling the brush of their hearts, being so close you can see their lips and nose and eyes inches away from your face

[nerdy-prudes-must-age-regress]

CG!Peter with Little!Richie and Little!Ruth make sense in my head.

Do you know what I mean? Like, Pete seems like an older brother type to them.

Ruth probably regresses to 3-6 in my head.

Richie regresses to 5-10 imo

They call Peter their brother a lot

They all watch kids shows and play with toys

Pete doesn’t regress but he still likes toys and kid stuff from time to time.

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OOOO SILLY!!!

[nickssidewitch]

i hope everyone on this blog gets they pussy ate so ground breakingly soul shakingly good that they become one with the universe ✨

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Thank you ☎️ anon! 😭🤍 And I second this motion!

[antiendovents]

I had to block like 5 more tags because I forgor that “#endo” isn’t just the only 1

May I claim ☎️?

thats the worst 😭 endos keep making new tags too, but for anyone interested the current main endos tags are;

#endo , #endogenic , #pro endo , #pro endogenic , #endo-safe / endo safe (I can't remember if the dash is there or not) , #anti endos DNI / dni

Those are the ones I can remember off the top of my head, but If anyone knows of anymore that people should block feel free to add them on!

Also yeah you can claim ☎️

[pjsk-headcanons]

emu once ate an acorn and had to go to the hospital. She probably will do so again

-☎️ anon

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[selfship-confession-box]

I've found a solution for seeing him shipped with other characters and even other selfshippers. I just look at and say "oh it's him in another reality. So glad he's happy there too" honestly I just want to see him happy

(Honestly this is my first time so I'm not sure how to sign off.... )

Is this good?

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[objecthusbandry]

(ask edited for anonymity)

OH MY GOD... I LOVE HER... SHE LOOKS SO SMUG

[presidentsdaughter]

I think Jimmy would enjoy fucking someone on their period but wouldn’t ever openly admit to it, and wouldn’t be willing to eat their pussy while they had it. Something something rough sex and blood. Makes you feel nasty about it while doing it despite his enjoyment, complains about the blood on the sheets/towel/whatever afterwards.

- ☎️ anon (I did the Jimmy getting fucked rough by a man who isn’t Curly as well as Jimmy x reader mental illness rotting together)

I feel like yeah.. he likes blood but also just kind of wants to hate on you. he likes it tho. it’s all the appeal of the roughness and blood that comes w noncon without you actually opening your whore mouth and getting him in trouble 🤍

[nottsangel]

OH MY LORD! I've quit. I don't care about the ombre text anymore 😭😭😭

I'VE removed the emojis or anything like that. It's still the same, nothing has changed. It's fine you dont needa help me anymore 🙂

– xoxo ☎ anon!

oh babe im so sorry 😭😭😭 maybe just try simple text like “hello” in the ‘solid colour’ option to see if that works!

[sprunki-hcs]

hcs for TunnerBlack because i think its. an nice ship ..)

[and some Tunner + Black individual HCs]

1: Tunner and Black are both autistic, and seem to both have a special interest regarding weapons.

2: Tunner likes to ramble to Black about guns a lot, and Black rambles about medieval armor and swords!

3: Tunner is usually called Tuntun by Black.

4: I personally HC Black to be a shadow creature who doesn't really have a name...but Tunner calls him Crow!

5: Black/Crow didn't intend to start the apocalypse, but still has a sense of pride and joy about it. He probably just slowly warped reality by just...existing in the current plain of reality he's in.

anyways! this is me signing off! ..)

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[rodolfoparras]

I wanna know what you think abt Sokrates from AC Odyssey, personally I never would have thought a philosopher would be kinda... 😸😸😸 ☎

WHAT DONT I THINK AGOUT THIS MAN HOLLY SHIT????? AND WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I SEE HIM?????!?! This is one of the prettiest fucking men I’ve seen Jesus Christ WHY DOES JO ONE EVER TALK ABOJT HIM HELLO????? I just woke up from a nap and I’m genuinely rock hard on the spot

[starryjake]

YES TO PUSSY MUNCHER JAKE 24-7 ALL DAY EVERY DAY ✊🏼😮‍💨

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☎️ anon my love <33333333 im addicted to munch jake!!