#☎️ anon

[sprunki-hcs]

hiii,, found this and imma submit some hcs about a few goobers,,

HC 1: Garnold & Clukr / Gold & Silver are either dating or married

HC 2: Garnold = masc. nonbeany / nonbinary

HC 3: Garnold unironically likes Snapcube, FNAF, and FNF.

HC 4: Black doesn't know what a smorgasbord is.

HC 5: Tunner and Black are dating. I don't know why but I thought this one would be...interesting?

[ y'all mind if i yoink -☎️ ]

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[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is wanting to give your xbox 360 a little cuddle every once in a while but being too scared to cuz theyre so old and u dont wanna risk breaking them!! T_T - ☎️ Anon (hehe i hope this isnt taken :3 )

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[rodolfoparras]

haven't been around for a lil bit, been too busy wooing my sexy old man also I really like napes... and hands I suppose. But just his yk? like when he taught me how to shuffle cards by using that really cool method where you grab like half the deck in each hand and spray them together, yk? But omg when he taught me he put his hands on the backs of mine and istg I died right there 😮‍💨 and idk what's with him lately but he's been getting so close to me to talk to me, legit toe to toe to the point where I can literally see where he shaved 🥰 and I lllloooovvveee our height difference, I'm not at all tall(quite the opposite), but omg he just easily makes it so that I have to look up at him and I luv it. just wanted to tell someone abt my fun and gotta update the gang ☎

WHEN!! IS IT MY THRN!! TO HAVE AN OLD MAN!! WHO KEEPS ME OCCUPED WHEN!!

THIS ASK KEEPS GETTING WORSE (BETTEE) Jesus Christ I wouldn’t last a minute if that were me I’d be nutting jn my jeans feeling the stubble against my ear the hoarse voice guiding me calloused hands touching me I am an old man’s whore

Oh I love a subtle height difference but my favorite thing will always be when they bend down to listen to what you’re saying it’s so polite and so sexy at the same time the little whiff off cologne as they move next to you, feeling the brush of their hearts, being so close you can see their lips and nose and eyes inches away from your face

[nerdy-prudes-must-age-regress]

CG!Peter with Little!Richie and Little!Ruth make sense in my head.

Do you know what I mean? Like, Pete seems like an older brother type to them.

Ruth probably regresses to 3-6 in my head.

Richie regresses to 5-10 imo

They call Peter their brother a lot

They all watch kids shows and play with toys

Pete doesn’t regress but he still likes toys and kid stuff from time to time.

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OOOO SILLY!!!

[antiendovents]

I had to block like 5 more tags because I forgor that “#endo” isn’t just the only 1

May I claim ☎️?

thats the worst 😭 endos keep making new tags too, but for anyone interested the current main endos tags are;

#endo , #endogenic , #pro endo , #pro endogenic , #endo-safe / endo safe (I can't remember if the dash is there or not) , #anti endos DNI / dni

Those are the ones I can remember off the top of my head, but If anyone knows of anymore that people should block feel free to add them on!

Also yeah you can claim ☎️

[selfship-confession-box]

I've found a solution for seeing him shipped with other characters and even other selfshippers. I just look at and say "oh it's him in another reality. So glad he's happy there too" honestly I just want to see him happy

(Honestly this is my first time so I'm not sure how to sign off.... )

Is this good?

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[objecthusbandry]

(ask edited for anonymity)

OH MY GOD... I LOVE HER... SHE LOOKS SO SMUG

[selfshipconfessionz]

I have one f/o and one kin, and I ship them (us) together. I talk about my f/o and I talk about that ship, but somehow admitting I kin makes me uniquely embarrassed, so it’s near impossible to talk to people about my selfship lore, it’s frustrating.

☎️ anon

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[starryjake]

and also, revenge is so scumptious!!! 🤤 and that is so so very jake of him, asking if he cud be little spoon 🥹

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thank you LOL yeah after busting like 182883 times he seems like he just needed the comfort of being little spoon 😭

[quackity1999]

I dont per se, need anything but sometimes it's quite nice to check on you, as you've been through alot. And this may just be me being a dumb sap, but I don't want you going insane, you got that?

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you're jumping to a lot of extreme circumstances there. i'm not gunna go off the rails. really. i've been keeping on top of things as much as i'm able to.

but . . i do appreciate the concern. thanks. it's been a rarity lately.

[sprunki-hcs]

hcs for TunnerBlack because i think its. an nice ship ..)

[and some Tunner + Black individual HCs]

1: Tunner and Black are both autistic, and seem to both have a special interest regarding weapons.

2: Tunner likes to ramble to Black about guns a lot, and Black rambles about medieval armor and swords!

3: Tunner is usually called Tuntun by Black.

4: I personally HC Black to be a shadow creature who doesn't really have a name...but Tunner calls him Crow!

5: Black/Crow didn't intend to start the apocalypse, but still has a sense of pride and joy about it. He probably just slowly warped reality by just...existing in the current plain of reality he's in.

anyways! this is me signing off! ..)

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[jayesprite]

yoyoyo!!! i'm a kurloz vantas (kankriways) kin and i was wonderin if i coul get a motherfuckin sprite edit for myself?

i usually work punk/grunge clothing, had slightly chipped makara horns, round glasses, no clown make up, kinda curly mullet-like hair (minus the shaved sides), and some really cool motherfuckin shape earrings.

no symbol on the shirt, but a purple capricer sign necklace?

sorry if this is a lot,, you dont have to do this if its too difficult!!

oh um. i would also like to claim the ☎️ anon tag? if thats ok?

hope this is what u were looking for :)

[rodolfoparras]

I wanna know what you think abt Sokrates from AC Odyssey, personally I never would have thought a philosopher would be kinda... 😸😸😸 ☎

WHAT DONT I THINK AGOUT THIS MAN HOLLY SHIT????? AND WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I SEE HIM?????!?! This is one of the prettiest fucking men I’ve seen Jesus Christ WHY DOES JO ONE EVER TALK ABOJT HIM HELLO????? I just woke up from a nap and I’m genuinely rock hard on the spot

[ask-captain-john-price]

Can we cuddle? I’m feeling kinda out of it right now

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"Course darling!"

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

feel like ass mate, ya got anything to help me sleep?

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I could gi’e ye a right hook tae the temple?

[vox2nite]

I’ll pass the news onto the station and distribute it to the masses then! Here’s hoping the issue is solved soon Mr Vox, and thank you for your time.

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“Of course I’ll make sure it’s solved. Thank you so much, dear, I appreciate it.”