#☆rockstar☆

[ask-rockstar]

Hello silver spoon....oil up lil bro I'll be there in ten

Silver Spoon - “WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND OIL??? WHAT DOES OILING UP EVEN M-“

“…”

“oh.”

“You know maybe I’ve had enough of the internet for today.”

[tanuki-moon]

Guys, Rockstar news!!

I have an ask blog!! This will still be my main blog, but if you have any questions please feel free to go over to @ask-rockstar and shoot me an ama!

[haflacky]

I just saw my daddy Lou kissing Santa 😲

[mitraavrs]

lestat gets cancelled again immediately after the article gets published

swifties dont come at me this is all just jokes pls

[conkreetmonkey]

Red Dead Redemption 2 was so real for creating the most in-depth, realistic clothing system I've ever seen in any game, and exclusively using it on burly, unhygienic men.

You choose every layer, every accessory, with dozens to hundreds of each to choose from. You can go in and fine-tune minute details like whether or not to roll up the shirt sleeves, or button the collar, or whether to wear your pants under your boots. These clothes get dirty in real time depending on what you do in the game. Mud, dust and blood linger unless washed off. Every garment has a warmth rating based on its material, and the game calculates what temperatures an outfit is suitable for based on the combined total. Dressing too cold or warm for the weather causes health debuffs.

You can choose which way he parts his hair, and whether he gels it. If you eat too much he gets bulkier and gains a double chin, and if you eat too little he can go underweight and get all bony and sallow. Both of these states come with stat changes. His hair and beard grow in real game time, and you need to routinely style and shave his facial hair if you want any style other than a full Santa. You need to bathe him regularly or people will start commenting on his BO, and he'll start visibly appearing filthy long before that. He sunburns in the sun, and in the heat he becomes slick and glossy with sweat.

This shit is IN DEPTH. It blows the customization systems of actual fashion-centric games like tf2, Monster Hunter and Splatoon out of the water in every regard. They honestly look basic in comparison. It's a paradigm shift for sure once you experience RDR2's level of customization. Everything else starts to feel smaller.

The player character all this customization is applied to, and I simply cannot stress this enough, is a 36 year old, 6'3" smoker weighing well over 200 pounds, with facial hair thicker than a sheepdogs, forearms like gnarled tree trunks and a dark, dense forest of body hair covering every reasonable surface. His skin is pocked and marred with scars from a rugged, nomadic lifestyle, and his teeth are the colour of cornbread. He has a thick southern accent, is a known mean drunk and knows how to skin pretty much any North American animal. He has never worn deodorant, flossed or moisturized. He eats canned beans, fruit and the like by simply pouring them into his mouth and gulping, often while walking or riding a horse at full gallop.

I can think of NO better use case for such customization. Not some fresh-faced little twink, not some busty anime babe. Just a gross, hairy, unwashed homeless dude with crippling self esteem issues and a chest broader than a barrel laid lengthwise. A non fashion-centric game, certainly a non-fashion centric character, but for some reason the best clothing and customization system ever concieved, bar none. What the fuck.

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[devsgames]

Just this week in games:

- EA laid off 700 workers

- Sony laid of 900 workers

- Rockstar announces in-person work mandates for all employees (a 'soft layoff' that will force some staff to quit, which likely means that actual layoffs are forthcoming)

In 2023 6,000 games workers were laid off. Now in 2024 over 10,000 workers have been laid off, and there's still 10 months to go.

Not to be hyperbolic, but I think this is perhaps the worst year for video games ever if we're measuring by number of layoffs.

[seancefemme]

why the long face, my pretty baby

[redreart]

Rockstar Lestat in honor of IWTV season 2 premiere ❤️‍🔥🩸

You can buy a prints/sticker HERE

Pls rt on twitter

[littleevil0ne1]

💛🐚 Siren of the Times 🐚💛

(pls don't judge me for any mistakes in the guitar I tried my best 🙏) This will be available on inprnt and Teepublic linked below!

Commission information at the link too! Halloween pin ups are 50% off through the end of October!

[ask-rockstar]

OH SILVER SPOOOOOON.

Silver Spoon - "SEIZE THIS!! AT ONCE!!! FREE ME!!"

[tanuki-moon]

crucial question!! if u had to pick any album made by any artist that would most likely be made by the Bright Lights in ur rockstar au, which one would it be

thats a great question, actually!!! i’ve never particularly been the type of person to listen to albums from start to finish, but the most likely ones are:

Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace - The Offspring

American Idiot (Deluxe) - Green Day

Oh, and maybe sprinkle a bit of Nirvana in there

they don’t really stick to a set genre, they’re kinda all over the place (thanks to lightbulb) but think more alternative rock.

but, they could make any type of music you want them to! since i dont state it in the fic (i don’t think i did anyway), they could create whatever type you think they would :)

[pandoras-prison]

[starrjoy]

dumb speed sim outfits my beloved <3

[ohitsbunny]

2010s New York 365 party girl indie sleaze bubblegum nightmare