#☆. ( kazuya )

[lopashes]

smoke break for two

[may8chan]

毒婦 プワゾン・ボディ 1994

[ozzgin]

Yakuza reacting to Y/N reading The Way of the House Husband for a starving soul ?😞

Featuring the yakuza men and a manga about a yakuza househusband. Content: gender neutral reader, fluff, violence

Daitou is intrigued by the idea and asks if he can borrow the first few volumes. The next day, he comes to return them. "Didn't like it?", you question him. Quite the opposite. He finished everything, and went to the store to buy all the volumes to date.

He is terribly amused by the plot and likes to imagine it's just how your married life would look like. If only it'd be this peaceful for the both of you, too. He smiles fondly at the thought, squeezing the blood out of his shirt. As he puts his tools away, he realizes a droplet had made it to the cover of the manga he was reading. Damn it! He'd been flipping through the pages while waiting for the latest interrogation to die.

Kazuya may tease you about it. "Oh, is that the kind of stuff you like, (Y/N)? You want a househusband?" He'll pretend to ponder the possibility with a grin.

You like showing him chapters you consider funny, and sometimes ask him if the depictions are realistic. "This actually reminds me of something that happened to one of our underlings", he'll begin. You listen to his story intently, and once he's finished, he'll ruffle your hair, chuckling at your focused expression. "Maybe I should reach out to the mangaka to give them some inspiration, huh?"

Boss finds it funny, and might go through some pages just to have something in common to talk about with you. You wonder if he finds it puerile or inaccurate, but an entirely different discovery is made: he's terrible with household chores.

"Wait, is that how you do the laundry?" he'll ask in genuine shock, staring at the panels.

"You didn't...know?" you retort, raising your eyebrows.

"Wow. I'm learning a lot of things."

He laughs and flips another page. You suddenly realize why he's banned from using a kitchen or why his help is always denied when it comes to menial chores.

[Yandere Yakuza Story]

[ricadiazarts]

Lunch break with the family 🕊

[panicawa]

Something soft because why not

[ohprcr]

[黒綾]

Ayabe-kun, what did I say about behaving yourself?

[p0kuyaki]

[surqrised]

There’s something beautiful about keeping certain aspects of your life hidden. Maybe people and clouds are beautiful because you can’t see everything.

Kamenashi Kazuya

[nuvamata]

art by anand ramcheron

[nume-x]

working out 😮‍💨

[wrenfeathers]

I despise drawing gouenji's hair

anyway soccer

[constantinnen]

[ozzgin]

What would the Yakuza do with reader who was a reallyyyy bad oral fixation like they want everything in their mouth and would occasionally nibble playfully on fingers, shoulders, hands, etc of the yakuza

Daitou would just accept it as factual reality, no questions asked. It’s a thing you do, simple as that. He’ll be in the middle of a conversation with someone and subconsciously provide his hand for you to nibble on.

The only time he notices it and will call you out is if he just finished one of his jobs.

“Nuh uh, miss”, he’ll tut and quickly snatch his fingers away. “Who knows what’s carried by that blood? We don’t joke with these things, let me scrub it off first.”

Kazuya is similarly unbothered. In fact, I think he’d understand you quite well. He also keeps his mouth occupied, whether with a cigarette, toothpick, or lollipop. He always has something he’s nibbling on.

Although he might occasionally tease you about it with a lewd joke, in his typical flirty manner.

“Alright, alright, have my fingers. But you know, (Y/N), I have something else that could work even better…” he’ll say with the widest grin. “I’m just messing with you, love.”

[mirkand]

[panicawa]

At long last, this is canon

[rosebunnys]

why is it that ⟪ YOU ⟫ get to live?