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Shoutout to @derinthemadscientist and @bogleech for the cultural history tidbit

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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Shoutout to the like fifty people who liked and reblogged that piece with Karlach about to use Astarion as an improvised weapon

Y’all are making me feel somewhat unduly popular lol

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these colors hecking POP and I wish I had some confidence in my ability to digital art so i could use them in a palette too

Fate/Grand Order

【ランダムカラパレ洋色】https://shindanmaker.com/982612

https://shindanmaker.com/chart/982612-fedc6636ed744edd52491272d90b3c79129b151b

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Community reference aaaay

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And from the back row it’s Karlach with the steel chair twunk rogue!

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

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I respectfully demand you RETURN MY FUCKING KNEECAPS

Me when I finally sit down to write:

*high pitched electrical whine*

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Save me Muscle Wizard, Save me

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Shuri: I do not want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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I want to give Gale a long massage. Twisting his body all while casting those spells and adventuring all day cannot be good for his arms and especially his poor knees! And him always looking down reading books is not good for his spine! This poor spellcaster needs a well deserved spa day.

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Georges Bataille

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When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

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them!!!

Say cheese!!!

Drawing the whole damn squad was quite some work but I've done it. These are for MCM London specifically...getting them printed as little faux polaroid pics :3c

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Come on, lucky potato, work your magic

Not on the US political stuff, that’s a lot to ask of a potato

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If you're trans and you don't have a passport, get one. right now. not in a month, not in a week, get started on it today.