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The realization I haven’t tagged anything with the muskrat’s name in it since that post about him doing SNL

I think this is a good thing? It says more about my blogging habits than the muskrat’s impact on culture but I’ll take it lol

Also, as a reminder, doge is not, technically speaking, a department at all. So far as I’m aware only an act of Congress can create or destroy a department of the federal government. Calling that group a department is like saying “dinosaurs ruled the earth”; we’re giving a group authority they don’t really have a claim to

Those who know more about how the federal government works are welcome to correct me if I got something wrong

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calliope’s mental health advice: find a sunny place and sit there

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” だいすき ”  by Momiji.

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A brief appreciation of Peter Falk in Columbo, by Joe Dator in The New Yorker

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sorry, this is a silly question. but if each Animorph was allowed to say fuck one time in the series, what moment would you choose for each of them?

Visser One: Hi, I exist.

Marco: Fuck my life.

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The Ellimist: So you'll want to lead the hork-bajir three more trees up, one to the left, and then hang a right at a rock that kind of looks like an armadillo mated with a—

Tobias: You know what? Fuck this. Seriously. Fuck you, fuck your mindfuck, fuck the fucking with the hork-bajir. We are not going another fucking step until we get some fucking answers, you fucking hear me?

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David: Ow, ow! Please, let me go!

Rachel: Listen up, fuckwaffle. Because you and I are about to have a goddamn conversation.

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Ax: *stubs toe*

Ax: Motherfucking son of a bitch! Shitting hell!

Cassie and Jake: *glance at each other* *simultaneously wincing*

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James: Tom has the morphing cube and Jake's chasing him down to get it back.

Cassie: Ah, fuck.

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Marco: Sorry, you said Rachel is on the Blade ship? WITHOUT backup?

Jake: Did I fucking stutter?

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Good things that have happened to me this weekend:

Got Love, Ghostie

Played Civ 6 with some friends

Had brunch with an IRL friend who misses me

Bad things that have happened to me this weekend:

Sick :(

My sandwich bread had mold on it and I’m out of cereal

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awww baby

Enemy spotted

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Whatever I was expecting when I saw the thumbnail image of Harriet Tubman in my notification, it wasn’t this. All y’all better educate yourselves while you can

The US is fucking cooked wtf are we doing

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Draco when I complete event missions: I’m so proud of you—

Me gesturing angrily at Sétanta on the banner: I DIDN’T DO IT FOR YOU!

Child Cú appreciators reading this can I get a “Yahoo”

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happy ides of march

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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And now ten years later a different bald eagle got in a fight with a Canada goose and the goose lived

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

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Just read this and softly whispered “what the fuck?”

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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this came to me in a dream

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