#⌂ | neighborhood starters

[neighbormen]

open: anyone! about: chaol ford is a monster hunter looking for an ancient tome that will raise his dead wife and son from the afterlife. your muse can be a towns person, another hunter, a noble, etc.

"An empty tomb. Hungry undead. No treasure." Chaol huffed, his blade still wet with the gore of the corpses and ghouls that had haunted the place. He'd been so sure that time. So sure that the Tome had been there. Everything he had heard pointed here. His voice echoed off the stone. His ears twitched at the sound of an approaching stranger. His hand gripped his sword a little tighter. No doubt the battles had made enough noise, enough to alert anyone passing by in the town above. "You'd better be here to give me my reward for clearing this place out." He'd taken the job under that guise, but even in victory, disappointment tinged his voice.

[tricoufamily]

this is my gen 1 heir of the rogues gallery legacy 💚 fawn chandley

[heythereneighbor]

There was a buzz of activity in the Neighborhood. Neighbors went to and fro as they completed their tasks for the day. If two happened to cross paths, they only stopped to chat for a moment before hurrying on their separate ways.

Wally, the resident known for being very easy-going, was the exception to this. He had taken a basket of items outside to enjoy the nice weather, claiming a large patch of grass away from the hubbub. A large, checkered picnic blanket was spread out underneath him, and one might be forgiven for thinking that he was having lunch. However, instead of a selection of food, there were art supplies inside the basket. Most notable was a large box of crayons, but there were also other items, like pencils, coloured strips of paper, stickers, and a notebook.

He knelt in front of a large art pad that took centre stage on the blanket. Black eyes were focused on the large, empty sheet. A bright red crayon was in his hand as he mulled over what to do. Then, inspiration. The hand went this way and that way, allowing the crayon to glide across the surface. With every movement, the lines began to join together, creating form and shape that went beyond disjointed red markings. An oval for the head, a long neck, an egg shape for the body, four sturdy legs, and... Wings?

Oh! He was drawing a dragon!

[lilac-roleplay-starters]

The Neighborhood sentence starters :    

"I never asked to be here."

"Now I feel like I'm broken."

"Will this chain ever break?"

"I'm way too serious."

"If I don't have you with me, I'm alone."

"You know I never know which way to go."

"I'm lucky you've been keeping me around."

"Could you tell me where to go?"

"Tell me something that I'll forget."

"I know that you got daddy issues."

"I'd run away and hide with you."

"It's crazy what you'll do for a friend."

"Let's have an adventure."

" 'Cause it's too cold for you here."

"I wish you could be honest with me, with me."

"When I wake up, I'm afraid somebody else might take my place."

"You're too mean, I don't like you."

"I don't feel the way that I used to."

"But what do I do if I lose you?"

"Do you remember when we were friends?"

"I wonder how I got by this week."

"Now I'm paranoid."

"Is it too much to ask?"

"I wanna be honest."

"I'm thinking we should ride to a place that we don't know."

[caelcstis]

y'all it's been so long since i've made a theme from a very minimal code i think i'm dying-

[missazura]

family based events makes me want to curl up and die I'm gonna dissociate through this week and the next for the sake of my sanity

[of-elitiism]

Looks right. Then looks left.  Good, no one he knows is around.  The pup is puffing up his chest, taking in as much air as he could, waits a second and then let’s it all goo. 

“FUUUUUUUU-CKING SHI-EEEEEEEEE-T!!!”

Then runs off chocking on laughter like it’s the funniest thing ever. 

[bailesona]

“  ah!  agent  hill,  i  was  hoping  it  might  be  you.  come  in,  my  dear,  it’s  much  too  cold  to  be  lingering  outside!  let  me  take  your  coat,  hm?  “          yes.  his  usual  efforts  of  politely  restrained  grumpiness  have  been  set  aside  for  the  coming  weeks.  something  about  the  scent  of  cinnamon  and  sweet  apples  baking  in  the  hearth  is  enough  to  repel  that.  add  in  the  addition  of  some  heartily  welcomed  friends,  a  dash  of  the  good  whiskey  that  aisling  brings  back  from  ireland  every  october,  and  the  sound  of  a  good  jazz  record  playing  in  the  background...  well.  what  could  be  better?  other  than  maria’s  arrival,  that  is;  one  step  closer  to  actually  eating  the  lavish  feast  that  henri  is  screaming  about  in  the  kitchen...           “  i  hope  you’re  hungry;  we’ve  got  enough  to  feed  the  whole  city  at  this  rate,  and  tim’s  only  just  gone  in  to  bake  the  bread  rolls!  you  know  where  everything  is,  don’t  you?  help  yourself,  make  yourself  at  home,  dear,  won’t  you?  “

@knowseverythingaboutyou​ liked THIS POST for a family holiday dinner starter! ( and i’m gonna leave the locations of all the other muses in the tags so maria can mingle! )

[lycorid]

I want to get a harness and leash for my cats so I can take them for walks. They’d both love it.

I let my more skittish middle aged man go out on the deck with me when I put peanuts out for the birds and it’s gotten to the point that when he sees me get up in the morning and go to the kitchen he skips over to the door and meows nonstop. I only let him because his form of skittish isn’t “bolt at the speed of light” it’s ��drop to the ground as low as possible and slink to a safe place (my room)” so even if he does somehow run past me he’ll hit the stairs or grass and immediately stop and start crying.

[long-haired-hottie]

"Man. The power went out in my building. This sucks."

[neighbormen]

open to: all (husbands, boyfs, friends, neighbor, t*boo) location: cabin by the lake

The last bits of summer were in the air as Garrett padded across the dock at the edge of the lake. It was late afternoon and the sun waned, casting the lake in the shadow on the nearby mountain range. Garrett reached down and removed his tank top, tossing it to the wood at the end of the dock. "What about a race?" Garrett pointed out at an island nestled farther into the lake. "Just to spice the afternoon up and get the blood pumping?" Garrett beamed, looking at the other with a grin.

[exquisitexagony]

.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ a little halloween starter .˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ open to anyone!!

"Y'know why I got a problem with twin witches? I- I- I can never tell which witch is which..."

[thenightisland]

i will just never get over how bad the housing market is nowadays bc the other day i was complaining to a friend of mine bc my home value estimate came in at 163k and she was like that's so cheap why are houses there so cheap!!! and i did a double take bc i was about to be like in what fucking universe is this ordinary little house worth that much money it should not cost that much that sounds fake. but lo and behold there are houses in my zip code for 180-220k. my friend lives outside nashville and i am horrified to discover a house like mine can run 350-500k in nashville. it runs over a million in los angeles. i cannot tell you how much i cannot wrap my brain around this. i bought this house nine years ago. it was 68k. anyway i hope the housing market crashes and burns so that people can actually afford a house. houses should cost 68k forever actually.

[ppigtails]

“Well, uh…. got any spooky stories?”

[caelcstis]

Who wants soft asks?

[demonwebs]

❝ here , ❞ a nice gesture from the drow -- a rare thing indeed ... or was it ? ❝ you can use these , i got them ... ❞ the sing-songy lilt of his voice conveniently fades into nothingness before the sentence is finished , almost as if something occurs to him -- and he chooses to leave it ambiguous instead . nonetheless , vhaalkrin gently hands the wizard the herbs . ❝ ... i found them . ❞ the flicker of a dulcet smile touches the corner of his smile , something strangely ... off-putting about it . it could simply be his nature .

@musezieren liked for a starter .