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Is this anything

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I think it's funny how in Warhammer, Nurgle's domain is just so much less appealing than the other three Chaos Gods, so to compensate they just made it canon that Nurgle is a cool boss. Like yes, he will give you turbo syphilis, but he's the kind of god you could have a beer with. In the Warhammer universe, people fall to darkness because they become overwhelmed by violence, become incredibly horny, desire terrible arcane knowledge, or because they didn't get a raise even though they've been going above and beyond at work this year.

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Old man experiences remorse for the first time in his life because he made his grandchild cry more at 7

Sneak peak into how Big E and Samael’s first meeting goes (also wish me luck y’all exams is ROUGH)

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was gonna make a bunch of these but this came to me in a dream and i had to make it first

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Was doing a bit of research on exclamations used in the Imperium. Found this instead, and since I had to read it so do you

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I think is funny how on some countys google is a boy!

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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Emperor: Hello son-thing how's my war going on?

Primarch: Well-

Primarchs Kid: Hi grandpapy!

Emperor *shoving his kid out of the way*: Hello my most precious grandchild! How do you do? Here is some pocket money for you! And some candy! I truly hope your day has been great!

Primarchs Kid: I tried to climb some dreadnought and daddy said that I need to respect them and grounded me :(((

Emperor: He did WHAT now??? Son-thing, we need to have some serious discussion about this! HOW dare you say such things to my most precious grandchild??????

Primarch: ..........ok father...........

Funny thought!

The emperor suppressed any type of dad instinct, it was for the better he said, but he didn't suppress the grandpa one! So when his kids started having kids suddenly he's acting fatherly with his grandkids!

Like demanding on spending time with them or spoiling them to the point of no return! And if the kid gets in trouble with their dad they just go to grandpapy and ask to not be in trouble anymore and suddenly your father comes to talk with you because you made your own kid a bit upset because you want them to follow rules

Some of the Primarchs... would absolutely fucking hate this. Because the Emperor is a bad dad but suddenly he's acting like grandfather of the millennium? The NERVE. To suddenly act like family is important.

Meanwhile, Big E is busy trying to give his dear grandchildren some 'pocket money' aka enough cash to buy a paradise world.

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within our lifetimes, a major corporation will make a movie or series that features their own ceo being murdered. not as a critique, but as a brilliant marketing stunt. that will work. ever think about that?

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I did some of them... :)

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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Perturabo is here! He's not very happy tho...

A bit of NSFT under the cut!

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Perturabo is here! He's not very happy tho...

A bit of NSFT under the cut!

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Chaos Undivided

I find that the key to leading a joyful life is to strike a happy medium. 😌

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Lesbianism is winning

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!