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A2 for any ship :THEMAC:
the furryification beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did a few
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Happy April Fools 2024
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Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?
#he wants to bonk the tv man so bad#noisy picture box is so fucking funny#theyre obsessed with each other your honor#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#vox#hazbin vox#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#my art
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in the safehouse
#teaholding#theyre bonking around my head like the dvd logo i cant stop thinking about them 🥺#tma#the Magnus archives#art#jonmartin#Jonathan Sims#martin blackwood#tma spoilers#the Magnus archives season 5#safehouse#jarchivist#jon#martin
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Vanny love beating up fnaf (plush) babies
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#plush baby#fnaf help wanted#security breach#Michael would be so weirded out by these lil guys#BUT Vanessa knows how to deal with them..#just a bonk on the head and they are out for awhile#I ACTUALLY love the plush babies#they are so funny#I know technically they only appear in the vr world#but I wanna believe all of them are like this#devious lil clown baby
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You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.
Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.
Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?
Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me
Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*
Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:
Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*
Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*
Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*
Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*
#Bruce watching it all unfold: yay :) my kids are here :)#Jason: I’m going to hunt you all for sport#Cass: *BONK*#jason waking up in the medbay: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN#Godzilla really fucked them up#you will not get that unless ur android im sorry#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red Robin#robin#Tim Drake#batgirl#Cassandra Cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post
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I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#okay I'm exaggerating but not by much#(bonks him with a paper roll)#it's fine relax#EDIT: I do love this about him
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Bonkkkk
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#cat#cats#cats of tumblr#animals#aww#bonk#cute#lol#funny#wholesome#humor#attention#attention wh0r3#give me attention#pay attention#desperate for attention#i want attention#video#justcatposts
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ALL ABOARD FOR THE MASTER EIJI FAN CLUB
inspired by this post. Immaculate, @aye-of-newt
Best father and son-daughter-stupid-lost-boy duo. that’s her Dad of Steel your honor.
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
[ID: Blue Eye Samurai fanart of Eiji and Mizu. Eiji is smiling and wearing a shirt that says "I'm not the step father, I'm the father that stepped up." Mizu smiles and does a thumbs-up. End ID]
#blue eye samurai#illustration#mizu blue eye samurai#master eiji#netflix blue eye samurai#his meteoroid child. bonking the head with tongs is his love language. and soup#I JUST. I HAVE FEELINGS FOR THESE TWO. OKAY#wigglybunfish
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So familiar
#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#psmd#pokemon super mystery dungeon#riolu#mew pokemon#pokemon#pkmnart#artists on tumblr#rinko riolu#kyo piplup#the blue buddies#Teeter art#2024#just when i thought i was getting over psmd. feels hit again#takes place moments before they're bonked in the head btw.
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they share a braincell
#cult of the lamb#digital art#cotl#cotl lamb#art#doodles#cotl fanart#cotl goat#not a ship post#bonk#why are y'all making this goat so serious and angsty#goats are a sheeps crackhead cousin
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F/Os out of context
#just some of them as well cuz most of them dont have like. anything#⋆。°✩┊ BONK#⋆。°✩┊ I'm going to come find you#⋆。°✩┊ I hate islands#⋆。°✩┊ We can escape together#⋆。°✩┊ A dance with death#⋆。°✩┊ Chained#fos in video: scout. micheal. francis. scp 035. reaper. adam. ikkan#⋆。°✩┊ metalopod#volume might be. weird as well idfk#song used is seep and destroy from splatoon 3 ost
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Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life
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get bonked
#please someone add the bonk sound effect i dunno how to edit videos#hermitcraft#hermitblr#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#grian#desertduo#hermitcraft charity livestrream day#hermits charity live 2024
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18+ mdni; fem!reader
satoru loves it when you intertwine your fingers with his as he eats you out. it's romantic. he's making out with your cunt while his eyes are still glued to your fucked out face; eyebrows scrunched and lip between your teeth, threatening to draw blood – you're gorgeous.
every once in a while he pulls back just to press kisses to your thighs and smiles to himself when he feels you squeeze his hands. you squirm and wriggle, desperate for him to kiss her again but he's taking his sweet, sweet time. he just wants to taste you, to have you. to love you. this is intimacy at its peak for him – lips on lips, he will eat you like he's starving (he is), like you're his last meal. he won't let you go until you can feel his adoration run up and through your whole body.
pre-cum stains his lower abdomen as he humps against the mattress below him but he doesn't care – his own pleasure is secondary at this moment. his cock aches and his balls twitch but it just doesn't fucking matter. he will gladly make a mess of the sheets underneath if that means he gets to devour you like this.
a mixture of his spit and your own slick dribbles down from your messy cunt as he laps at your heat like a starving dog. he can't get enough, he needs more and more and more. he sucks on your clit and he tongues at your hole, grinning into you when you give his hands another squeeze. when you sob out his name with tears brimming in your eyes, he gives you a knowing hum – the vibrations make your body burn and it only takes him another 30 seconds to have you gushing on his tongue.
thrashing and twitching, you throw your head back into the pillow. satoru doesn't let go of your hands, no matter how much you try to pull away; he watches your chest rise and fall, he watches the sweat shine on your neck and he cannot help but smile again. his lover – under him, completely overwhelmed by pleasure and affection, there's literally nothing else he could ever possibly want<333
#bonk!!!!!!#he's a loverboy!!!!!!!!#angel boy#wtf mickey can write#gojo#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo drabble#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru drabble#gojo x you#gojo satoru x you
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abu dhabi gp 2021
abu dhabi gp 2024
charles and max went from yelling from a yacht to chatting in a club, they're closing the gap year by year 😭
#charles' bonk in the second one will always be famous#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#formula 1#gifs#abu dhabi gp 2024#abu dhabi gp 2021
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