#‼️ DIET COKE

[my1forwonniexluvs]

DIET COKE - 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆

their a 10 but can’t control their emotions‼️‼️

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𖦹 SUMMARY ; He already felt like a second brother to you and had much love for you. Doesn’t sound to weird right? Well Until he starts to show everyone how much he has for you.

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DAiSY’S NOTE ; HEY LOVES! ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! IM SO SORRY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG…SCHOOL WAS GETTING IN THE WAY!! BUT IM FINALLY BACK SO DONT WORRY!!! BIG HUGS AND LOVE FROM ME!💞💞💞

[beneathashadytree]

The condom in their wallets is brilliant 😭 I love it a lot. I want to ask in your head canon, what sizes are they and which types they prefer? 🫣

Sorry to disappoint, nonnie, but I wouldn’t know the first thing about condom types‼️💔 Howeverrrrrr, as for my general (human) dick headcanons, they were already in my drafts a while back, so here you go!! NSFW warning, obviously🙏🏽

To anyone else reading this, my requests are still closed!! These are just my ramblings, or old requests I had🫶🏽

Tip jar!

Masterlist

Zayne: I’m sorry but this man needs a prayer and intense foreplay before anyone can take him. He’s an (unsurprisingly massive) 7 inches long, and his girth is no joke either. A pretty straightforward cock, no curves to be found, but the nicest thing about him is the two veins running down the sides. Dark tip too, if you ask me. He cums a lot all in one go (poor pent up guy), and it’s of average consistency and practically no taste. He’s pretty healthy, after all, even despite his sweets intake. Carpets perfectly match the drapes, but no one knows because he regularly—and canonically, btw!—shaves all the time and doesn’t let it grow out.

Rafayel: More length than there is girth, actually. I’d say a perfect 6 inches, with a slight upwards and right curve that hits the spot perfectly. His tip gets SO red when he’s aroused, and it’s what you can call “pretty” imo. No prominent veins, and his skin is SO soft too. His cum is a little on the thin side, and he doesn’t cum a lot, but it does taste a bit salty. I firmly believe he trims regularly. I wouldn’t say he shaves completely, but he likes keeping things neat and tidy. Carpets are only slightly darker than the drapes; think of a darker shade of purple. All the above changes if we’re talking about his Lemurian form, though.

Xavier: Coke can dick truther🙏🏽 This man is GIRTHY. Like, stretch-you-out-so-well-you-can-cum-from-that-alone girthy. In terms of length, I’d give him a lovely 6.5 maybe, but nothing will ever beat how full he makes his lover feel. One vein at his base, and a fat tip to match his cock too <3 Very thick cum I believe, considering his diet, and is the absolute king of creampies because he loves seeing it spill out. It’s pretty bitter though, fair warning. Carpet doesn’t match the drapes at all; his curls are a rich brown and he usually doesn’t do much about them. If his lover dislikes it though, he’d shave or trim or whatever they like.

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[crispcrackle]

UH HI I’M A HUGE FAN YOUR ART IS MAD WICKED AWESOME‼️

can i get an arturo drdt with no honey mustard and extra pickles with a medium fries and a diet coke no ice?

thank u so much! ahggahshuuns

[yurikosinterlude]

HI BFFL YURIKO‼️‼️‼️ I WANTED TO GREET YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR (im not sure if its today or tomorrow for your timezone eym sorry☹️) BUT ANYHOW I HOPE U HAVE GOOD FORTUNE THIS YEARRRRRRR!

ANYWAY would you write hitoshi shinsou as a frat guy and reader as someone who is apart of the honor roll for me THANK UUUUUUUUUUU HEARTS HUGS AND KISSES ><

-❄️

HIII TYSM!! AND YES OFCC!!!

⋘ brain-dead 👾 hitoshi s. ⋙

pairing: fratboy!hitoshi shinsou x honorroll!gender neutral reader summary: two presidents, one game of "seven minutes in heaven", and one very annoying ex boyfriend. cw: college!au, mentions of alcohol, profanity wc: 1.5k words nawt proofread! T-T

'why did I even come to this..?' was the only thought you had in your brain as the sounds of people laughing and talking mix with the edm playing from the incredibly bass booted speakers. you stood in a corner of the ridiculously crowded living room, holding a red solo cup filled with whatever the hell was in that punch bowl. this was one of alpha delta phi's "famous" house parties you always turned down invitations to. you weren't here out of choice though.

you were recently elected class president after tenya iida resigned and took your place as class secretary, and the other members of the student council thought it would be a good idea for the president to explore more of the activities that the student body of U.A. university partook in, and to your misfortune, attending one of these parties was at the top of the list. although you had an aversion to the parties they hosted, you weren't unfamiliar with the fraternity itself.

you had a very public relationship with one of its most popular members, eijiro kirishima in your first year of college. he was attractive, yes, but also incredibly stupid and hyper-focused on his masculinity, which ultimately led him to breaking it off with you because your relationship didn't make him feel "manly enough". whatever that means.

since then, you've avoided relationships and the fraternity all together. but all that avoiding was for nothing seeing as you're standing in the exact same building, on the exact same date your hatred for this organization was born two years ago.

you take a sip of the unknown drink only to immediately spit it out. 'gross.' you head to what seemed like the kitchen and scanned around for a diet coke or something to keep yourself sane for the next two hours you had challenged yourself to stay.

while searching for something actually drinkable, you notice a tall figure in the corner watching you. he held a cigarette in one hand, and a red solo cup in the other, routinely taking a puff of the cigarette or a sip of his drink. as you subtly inch closer, you make out his features. he was tall, but no taller than 5'10, he had messy, wavy indigo hair pulled slightly back in a backwards cap. he wore a black sleeveless shirt and some khaki shorts, typical for a frat boy.

"take a picture, it'll last longer." you say to the figure, pouring a can of soda in a clean cup. he chuckles, taking another puff from his cigarette. he steps closer, coming into the light. he had prominent dark circles under his eyes, made visible by the light. he appeared slim through his shirt, but his arms were muscular and really defined. this must be one of those "sleeper builds" everyone talks about. you continue to examine this strange man when suddenly, he clears his throat.

"now you're staring." he says, slightly smirking. he looks you up and down, analyzing you. "why haven't I seen you before?" he asks, this time throwing his cup in the trash and continuing to take puffs of the cigarette. "I don't normally come to parties." you say, taking a sip of your soda, "I was kinda forced to this one." you explain your situation to him, telling him about your challenge from the student council to stay at the party for at least 3 hours to "mingle" with the student body at this, according to your words, "stupid party". "damn." he says, "class president, huh, you're y/n l/n then, right?" puff. "I've heard a bunch about you, people don't seem to like you very much." puff. "I guess my reputation precedes me." you say, filling up your still half full cup with another can of soda. "on the topic of names," sip. "what's yours? maybe I've heard of you." sip. "hitoshi shinsou." says the purple-haired boy. shit.

unfortunately for you, hitoshi just so happened to be the newly-elected president of the fraternity after the former president graduated your freshman year. hitoshi was also the one in charge of throwing the parties hosted on campus grounds.

"I am so sorry oh my gosh. I promise I don't mean what I said about the party, I-" "It's fine." he chuckles, "I hate parties. I didn't even want to be the one in charge of them, I'd rather be in bed watching tiktok or something." hitoshi said, which sent a huge wave of relief over you. "Is that why you're not out there with the rest of your brothers partying like an animal?" you said, pouring yet another can of soda. he chuckles again, "yeah I'm not really the people type, and besides, all these guys do is just hump on each other and think it's hot." you laughed at this.

it's funny because it's true. come to think of it, the night you met kirishima, the first thing you saw was him twerking on his friend denki. "I wasn't planning on going back out, but I will if you join me." you offer, kind of happy you found someone normal at this stupid thing. "fine." he says, "but, you have to play at least one game with me." puff. "deal." you say, and you both walk to the crowded danger-zone of a living room.

games? did they play games at things like this? you'd always pictured college parties to be a bunch of people groping each other and pouring alcoholic beverages all over the place. it brought you some comfort to know that they played games. monopoly maybe?

you walked into the living room, where a bunch of people were sat down criss cross apple sauce in a big circle. perhaps duck duck goose? no. it was a stupid game with a misleading name. "seven minutes in heaven", bullcrap. it felt like hell. the moment it was your turn to spin the bottle, it just about landed on kirishima. if it weren't for some angelic force that inched the bottle a little over, you would've been seriously screwed. instead, it landed on...hitoshi?

you didn't think that hitoshi would be the type to kiss a random person he'd met, so you were fine being trapped in a room with him for seven minutes. immediately there were "ooohs" and "aaahhs" from the rest of the people in the circle, and your face started to feel hot. hitoshi suddenly grabs your hand and runs upstairs. his hands were cold, slightly bigger than yours, but his grip was firm. he opened the door to a room and locked you both inside it.

the room was nice, there were LED strip lights decorating the tops of the walls. they were purple, like hitoshi's hair, as was most of the decor of the room, so you assumed it was his. you sat down on his bed, analyzing the room. he sat down on a black and purple gaming chair, his arms behind his head, and his eyes closed. "now, we wait." you couldn't help but stare at him, his arms, he really was built.

"take a picture, it'll last longer." he said, eyes still closed. "whatever.." you scoffed, rolling your eyes. you could hear the people outside of the door, giggling and shushing each other, when you heard kirishima tell someone to shut up. your jaw clenched and you felt your face getting hot. it was stupid, just hearing his voice seemed to have such an affect on you, like nothing else mattered, like you were brain-dead. suddenly, an idea popped in your head.

you get up from the bed and race toward hitoshi. "kiss your hand." you whisper. "huh..?" hitoshi asks confused, "are you drunk? I mean you did have a lot of white claws.." he asks. "wait, white claws aren't sodas..?" you ask. "no.." he responds. "just do it." hitoshi begins planting kisses on his palm, still looking at you confusedly. "louder." you say, typing something on a doc on his computer. and he kissed his hand louder, loud enough to where the people outside of the door could hear. the giggling became louder.

you had finally finished writing on his computer and signaled him to look.

"Look, I know we just met, but I have a huge favor I wanna ask, I don't want to actually kiss you, which I'm sure you also don't want to do, but I was wondering if just maybe you could help me get back at my ex?"

hitoshi grins, "sure, what were you thinking-" you shush hitoshi and put his palm back to his lips, starting to type again. you finish typing on his computer again, and wait for him to look. he looks at the screen and pauses, and then a devilish grin paints his face.

the timer goes off and you hear knocks from outside of the door, "okay love birds, you can come out now!" hitoshi grabs your hand again, opening the door. he takes you downstairs to the living room with the crowd still following you. "did you guys actually kiss?" you hear a girl say behind you. "of course we did", he says, "why wouldn't I kiss the person I'm dating?"

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a/n: I really hope you enjoy this! I've never really watched mha so I don't know if this is in character for shinsou or not, but I still hope you enjoy! pt.2 maybe?

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[darliqing]

he drank too much diet coke😨‼️

[neizia]

i’m gonna be 22 kcals over my 500 limit after dinner but i’m gonna go on a walk to make up for it ‼️

and then i’m gonna start fasting for 24h afterwards, every time i feel hungry i’ll drink diet coke, water and green tea,

but would british tea break my fast?

[malii-the-bonehead]

Get to know me!!

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Hello, I'm Malii (pronounced mah-ly) And yes that is my biological name. I am a 16 year old girl (she/her)(aries) who is literally OBSESSED with men and also myself. Some days I think im the sexiest woman alive and others, not so much. I am taken by the finest man in the world and im straight‼️‼️ I'm also the flirty type. Everything and anything that comes out of my mouth will either be flirtatious or sexual but I can control it when I need to. Now I'll make a list of some of my favorite things and activities I enjoy doing<3

What I love:

Adam Sandler

My bf

My favorite things:

The color red and pink

Diet coke and grape leaf rolls (so yummy)

Reading or watching movies, specifically romance or fantasy

I like video games (stardew valley, minecraft, roblox, imsg games, fortnite, resident evil, gta5, etc etc)

Music will always have a space in my heart. I listen to music multiple times everyday, pretty much 24/7 tbh.

I love going out with my friends. I'm definitely extroverted!!

I really enjoy smoking weed, ik ik call me a sinner

I'm a whore for hello kitty, Matt Sturniolo, Duke Dennis, Drew Starkey, Billie Eilish, Lil Peep, and a lot more. The list could go on for years.

For the mutuals:

I'm not new to social media so i know how people can be and I would appreciate if everyone was kind and honest here. I'm so down to make new friends and get to know new people but be warned, if you're weird or give me the wrong vibes, I will let you know. I'm not scared to shut down any friendships that make me uncomfortable. Call it selfish if you want but I will put myself first, thank you. If anyone were to act dumb or make my boyfriend feel uncomfortable or jealous, you’re immediately blocked, if he asks me to (normally he doesnt care and trusts me but keep your mouth clean and PG🙂‍↔️🩷)

If anyone has any questions or wants to get to know me, don't be shy. I don't bite (sometimes).

Also, follow my instagram!! @maliilynn

05/23/2024

[magpiepills]

🩷🫂 send a hug, receive a hug 🫂🩷

Remember to be kind to yourself, patient with yourself & don’t forget to hydrate ‼️💕

Syd!! Thank you. I needed that hug. 🩷🩷🩷

I hope a Diet Coke and three cups of coffee counts as hydration.

[mo0ngirl]

having unlimited access to 0 cal Meal Replacements (diet coke) bc i work mcd’s drive thru‼️>>>>>>>

[mangoisms]

once when I was out with friends I got a diet coke, and I hadn't even had a fourth of it before the waitress came back with a full cup of diet coke, no ice, and said "I'll just leave this here, cuz I know how you diet coke drinkers are" and I felt uncomfortably seen. so I think 100 percent that would happen to tim

NOOOO 😭😭😭😭 NO ICE TOO? that is CRAZY omg…. yeah. yeah that’s tim. if no energy drinks. diet coke‼️

[bl00dym4scarea]

I haven't eaten a whole lot today (breakfast-260 cals and a half of smoothie-90 cals) and a diet coke but im p sure my medication and the numbing shit they gave me at the dentist is making me feel funky ash 🗣‼️😭

[my1forwonniexluvs]

DIET COKE - 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆

The Sigma alpha wolf rizz guys 😛

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𖦹 SYNOPSiS ; He already felt like a second brother to you and had much love for you. Doesn’t sound to weird right? Well Until he starts to show everyone how much he has for you.

TAG LIST! ▸ open! : @mitmit01 @yohanabanana @seungjiseyo @shiningnono @i03jae @sumzysworld @heelovesmeknot @love4hee @lalalalawon @jungwonkisser @jooniesbears-blog @neozon3nha @jjhmk @en-verse @rayofsunshineeee @tkooooop @brideslit @soobieboo @loves2won

DAiSY’S NOTE ; hi loves this was the last profile to post :)). Thankyou guys soooo much for the love and support 💞💞💞, im very thankful, hope y’all will like the series!!! There’s more to come! School is killing me so it might be long but it will come fast. Sorry for the errors!!

Love you lovies 😇

[anchoeritic]

SPRITES MY BITCH ‼️‼️ so happy cos we get free access to our soda tap at the movies so im just sippin on some diet coke & sprite thru my shift cos need that sugar to get me going fr 💪🏼 (i cant stand caffeine)

this made you 100x more attractive, junie. not only are you so disgustingly correct, you have such good taste in sodas. sprite and diet coke are top tier. the fact that you could get it for free at work makes me furious, though. pass that shit and lemme take a fat sip. 🤲🏼

[victhesmallestclown]

DIET COKE‼️‼️‼️���🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

If You see this post, its your sign to drink water! 🩵💦

[swimingindietcoke]

Chipotle Diet Coke is SO GOOD‼️

[sickprince33]

February 13th,2023

-Diet Coke (0 cal)

-7 jolly rancher gummies (100 cal)

-my bf had a fruit punch drink and I got offered candy, a smoothie and food Mexican food and beer and refused it all.

-I could’ve started my day with sugary coffee, went on to eat at night . I ate nothing of what ppl would call real food,

and I felt guilty for the gummies.

-because I just need it to be the smallest Amt cals possible idc

February 14th,2023

2:07 pm: so far I’ve eaten/drank NOTHING 💖⭐️

-I got an email from smoothie king this morning and Angel food with cocoa sounds so good but calories. Idk if I get one I’m about to calculate the calories, it’ll be like

(32 oz. Angel food with cocoa)- my fav thing ever if I have to put something in myself. AS

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