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foolofatook001 · 2 years ago
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my refusal to watch the episode where Lizzie goes red and gets kicked out of the Shadow Tower is severely hampering my ability to write about it but I just can’t do it man
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eikotheblue · 3 months ago
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wanologic · 4 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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notherpuppet · 6 months ago
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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
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kenchann · 2 months ago
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dumb lil yuu doodles 🍊
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charliedzilla · 9 months ago
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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.
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isolophilian · 10 months ago
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something about Hephaestus saying "you're a good kid, Annabeth" really stands out to me. he didn't point out the very obvious about her, like her intellect and interest in his creations, or her hubris in thinking she could dismantle the chair. he said that she's a good kid. because Hephaestus was mistreated by the gods. because Annabeth was shunned by Athena. because he believes that gods shouldn't treat their own children like that and he wants to be better. because he knows how much it means to a little girl who's fought for approval from her own mother her whole life, whose father neglected her. because he wants to break the cycle. don't touch me
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hotvampireadjacent · 10 months ago
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xiewho · 7 months ago
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i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw
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plagalkey · 5 months ago
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triple threat
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procrastinationstationn · 1 month ago
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midnight snack ideas
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aimseytv · 1 year ago
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blondie-drawings · 8 months ago
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KISS! THAT! ANDROID!
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mydairpercabeth · 2 months ago
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i’m sorry but Percy being the token white boy of camp half blood will forever be hilarious to ME
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caccry · 5 months ago
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On your left!!!
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veroinfaciem · 1 month ago
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08. shopping
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