#…also send it to me pretty please

[tagzpite]

Do you have any lore on fish Odysseus because I would love to learn more. Also would you be okay with fanfiction of him?

A wee bit!!! It’s yet to be thought through more but the general idea is that rather than going through the full 10 years of the sea as in the original, Odysseus was blinded and turned to a creature that can’t escape Poseidon’s domain. So even when he managed to break free of the chains Poseidon could keep going after him as he wished. I am debating to keep the Calypso thing and being trapped on the island for 7 or so years still in, maybe she kept him in a pond and released him later on. And once Poseidon is told by the other gods to leave him to go home he does so- then the whole thing with bringing him the sacrifices happens so he’s forgiven. He definitely turned into a fish after Underworld tho.

[jel-jel-jel]

for the marinacht truthers out there. can anybody hear me

[0bticeo]

alastor | your cracks are showing.

picture this, if you will.

you, having had enough of his antics, finally snapping, telling him you see through him. his mask, that too-wide smile, is imperfect.

"your cracks are showing, alastor."

you spit his name like a curse and he feels his gut twist with something foreign. there you are, you, defiant, arms crossed over your chest, denying him his precious persona.

who the hell do you think you are?

before you know it, his arm wraps around your waist, pulling you to him, until you meet the hard planes of his chest. he's all lean muscles you find out, writhing against him, trying to break free.

he tilts your head back with one gloved hand. the leather is thin enough for you to feel the warmth of him. if you shiver, lips parting, you'll deny it.

"careful, my dear."

with that, he kisses you, sickeningly sweet. too sweet. too much. your eyes widen at the feeling of his lips against yours, of his teeth nipping against your flesh. you taste blood. fucker bit you -

he growls, the sound rich and deep, sinking into your marrow like he does in your mouth, tasting you. you find yourself clinging to him, fingers tangling in his curls, lightly tugging at his scalp.

he lets you go, tongue darting to lick the remnants of your lifeblood on his lips. he chuckles at the sight of you - kiss-swollen, panting, pupils blown wide in furious desire.

his thumb presses against your lower lip, right where he bit you. you hiss, sweet pain settling low in your gut.

"you'll cut yourself on my edges if you get too close."

somehow, you don't mind.

[28seulgi]

NINGNING for Versace ‘Kleio’

[3-oclock-tea]

Every note on this post is a get fucked to that bee

[florshedworf]

imagine how confusing this video is to anyone who knows nothing about inanimate insanity. what the fuck did this phone do

[moonlitkissing]

I need a corset, fishnets, a flowing dress and a cute boy between my thighs

[gruvu]

Eb-en-ez-er scrooge

Anyway there, I finished the sketch. I needed to get it out of my system. Think I should be good.. For now.

[boxwinebaddie]

my favorite baby style ncu continuity is cute tiny hopeless romantic kindergarten disney prince stan falling in love with kyle broflovski at first sight and buying every flavor of ring pop trying to propose to him like 'you are...the most Beautiful person i've ever seen.'

and evil feral kindergarten nj kyle threatening to bite him, fight him and end his pitiful life like 'and you are...so Gahdamn WEIRD. stay the hell away from me, yA FREAK!' and trying to bear mace him skdhs

— but then k-garten stan doing something incredibly wholesome, mindboggling stupid and storybook chivalrous to save k-garten kyle's life, the ice around his cold black heart melting, bein forever changed and falling head over heels in love w boy hero k-garten stan...

...all to take the fATTEST L OF ALL FUCKING TIME because he is too emotionally constipated to confess his feelings and end up gettin stuck in the super best friend zone FOREVER bc every day perfect stan marsh gets lovelier, handsomer and....Fucking STUPIDER.

[buddiedaydreamer911]

because i can never decide which i like better, and because im bored and curious, help me decide!

[jrwi-aita]

Hi, is this mic on? Okay. So. I have a confession to make. I may or may not have created a "sex cult" and. Well. How do I put this. Okay, so I know this will sound bad but I promise that in context this will make sense.

So there is this beautiful absolutely amazing man (let's just call him S) and he has been tormented by an unwelcome visitor (E) for a while now. E is incredibly rude, selfish, and hurts everyone around it at any opportunity it gets. I want you to picture, honestly, just the worst person you've ever met but then imagine they're a literal celestial blight on top of that. Awful! He makes my blood boil, and it hurts S the most out of everyone for no reason! S is kind and loving and I would do anything for S, ANYTHING, which leads me to my confession.

So. Maybe. After S and I had a night of passion together, let's say, I was confronting E. And maybe, MAYBE I had the thought that I could convince E to have a change of faith? So I may or may not have maybe also had sex, hypothetically, with E. Maybe. Technically. It could be described that way. Not really, but for the sake of the story I'm sure you can picture a scenario in which I just wanted to look after my beloved S and doing it with E was just my way of trying to protect him! By changing E for the better, in my own way, by converting him.

Does that make me an asshole? I do feel really bad about it but I also think that now we've settled our differences, everything is going to be smooth sailing from here. S doesn't know about this and I don't think I plan on telling him what happened, or even really talking about it ever again. At the least, it's not so bad if nobody finds out about it, right?

I just want to put it on the record that it sucked by the way. Not to be a hater but, E, if you're reading this, get it together man.

[firefl1ezz]

i just. hit s+ rank in splatoon and i never honestly thought this would happen?? am i cool now.. do i get to be a part of the s4? do i get to be watered down to my running joke all the time?

[indecisive-dizzy]

been thinking about The Book of Life and the fandom way back when. specifically the trans Manolo headcanons akfhakdgajdha

It's so funny to me! In a trans!Manolo universe Carlos really said

"You can be a man, son. But if you're gonna be a man You're gonna be a SÁNCHEZ MAN!"

[pedropascallme]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5SD3RBr2it/?igsh=NmViYTZiaGZmaGUy in case you still haven't seen :D

Thank you!! I hadn’t seen the full thing this is wonderful <3 posting this so everybody else who might’ve missed it can see!

(Also leaving my personal opinions in the tags just to clarify where I stand because I’m so tired of everybody being weird about Damien specifically throughout this whole thing)

[intertexts]

how it feels living in a world where i don't feel the continual need to find dissatisfaction with things i enjoy...........

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert