#“with that thing???”
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ok this is the first i'm finding out that durge has a little corpse-looking goblinoid weirdo butler who shows up and brings gifts as rewards for murder. i love him.
#bg3#the dark urge#i feel like i don't long rest enough#because i think i was meant to get these scenes earlier#so now the implication that durge might be remotely emotionally affected or confused by killing the bard#seems a little strange given that she's already killed all the tieflings#she didn't even hide the body and then lae'zel was like “did you do this” and durge is like “well yeah”#and lae'zel is like “why” and durge is like “idk”#and lae'zel is like “ok well just be neater next time okay? that was sloppy work.”#😂#also i got approval with astarion#shadowheart apparently just didn't care she didn't even show up to the questioning#and then the narrator in durge's head is like “the only thing better than murder is getting away with it”#like buddy i didn't really “get away with it” i just handpicked my friendships so i'm only ever around people who enable me#lol#the little butler guy was great too#i told him that it's about time someone appreciated my depravity#and he is instantly like “master i missed you so much”#me too stranger me too#i think he should have beef with shovel#that would be so funny#“you replaced me???”#“with that thing???”
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
#trans#transgender#transgender positivity#lgbt+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#2slgbtqia+#mtf#talisidekick#talisidekick things
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
#neurodiverse stuff#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#shitpost#autism#asd#autistic#autistic things#actually autistic#audhd#adhd#adhd fr#adhd core#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#severe adhd
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
#they say this shit for doing the most ordinary things and being a human being with fucking needs#and then they pretend to be progressive while they promote conservatism and trad wife bullshit#you're a fucking disgrace to feminism. stop fucking dumbifying yourself#pls dont let ***** find this post dhfjsjfjsbj#rambles
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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
#us politics#tiktok#tiktok ban#not a shitpost#we will look back through the lens of history on how very first thing he did when returning to power#was to seize control of the public's ability to communicate and organize#and it won't be 'lol tiktok'. it won't be funny. it won't be funny at all
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"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!
#insisting things are normal is OUT#urging people to overall drop their reactionary critical/disgust instincts when encountering things theyre unfamiliar with is IN#bombpost
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THE WIGGLES JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED “WE’RE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY”??????
#this is the actual greatest thing ever fr#i was obsessed with the wiggles as a kid you don’t understand
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Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.
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i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️
#I mean it doesn’t really matter#But#ao3#fanfic#archive of our own#fanfiction#writing things#writing
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HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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