#“walt is so me fr”

[br34k1ng-bl0g]

Jesse Pinkman would wear a skirt get over yourself. He's a fashion icon. Yes he would've watched the Barbie movie. Yes he would like Hello Kitty. He's progressive. He ate, he served, he slayed.

[ranna-alga]

RIP Dutch Van der Linde I just know you would have defended Walter White like there was no tomorrow in the same way you did for Evelyn Miller without realising the mirroring parallels between you two that you were either too blind or too stubborn to see </3

[belzebong]

Firm believer in Hurley becoming the guardian being his bad ending

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

its 10 am and im listening to various postions. i havent even tried enjoying my day

[kindlythevoid]

Walter White: Jesse, Jesse, I contain multitudes. Jesse.

walt whitman: i contain multitudes

the multitudes in question:

pretty walt whitman: i contain pulchritude

sassy walt whitman: i contain attitude

walt whitman quoting the line about multitudes: i contain platitudes

[blonkk]

so the times published this and honestly while reading it all i could think was….who cares? you’ve got to be pretty stupid to think that any story centering a woman is somehow about feminism. yeah it’s obviously going to illuminate common female experiences, like being overlooked and underestimated and taken advantage of, because those are things all women go through. acknowledging those realities doesn’t make someone a feminist lmaooo

and honestly again WHHOO CARRESSS i mean fr we have to watch so much morally ambiguous shit about men all the goddamn time. or just straight up evil. like i get that breaking bad is fiction but seriously the way people idolize walt … anyways there’s so much out there true and fiction about men and it’s never criticized for misrepresenting bad shit or glamorizing immorality it’s just accepted. so shut up

also, it was honestly fucking nice to watch a show about a woman who wasn’t a victim. she was ruthless and straight up bad. the actual griselda blanco was much worse. still, there was stuff that victimized her, like allegedly being a prostitute and pumped out by her husband but the fact that this show made it very clear that she’s a complex character who’s not just some guys wife, not just some traumatized survivor, but a woman who’d experienced and executed violence — she was a loving mother, a wife, she was a killer (she killed all of her husbands and many friends), she was a user, she was a skilled businesswoman and negotiator, she was incredibly smart and inspired shocking loyalty, she was all that and more. she was so human to me in a way. because she was clearly not a trope, which is so fucking rare to see.

anyways this show is good and anyone who thinks it’s trying to “girlboss” a murderous drug lord is seriously missing key brain functions

[aphicidi0]

You know what, Walt..?

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I FINALLY FINISHED THIS. it turned out so good!!! really proud of myself :) flynn's hair looks very dark thanks due the filter i used but mehh its fine 🤗🤗 AHEM. i loved this episode and this scene fr broke me apart, loved how flynn finally took his mothers side <'3

[artfulanimal]

Walt Grouse my beloved...

He makes me so happy and I wanna hold him and gnaw at him at the same time

I love Walt Grouse

I'm Walt Grouse's number 1 fan fr

Keep kissing his plastic phone case!!!!/ref

[princeza0]

No but why can almost every song from mitski's Be The Cowboy album be related to walter and jesse. Like to think we could stay the same it would be a hundred times easier but we're two slow dancers last ones out and how its exactly like walter when he comes to jesse with the 5 million and they are reminiscing and they are like why did we have the same RV and walt goes inertia? To think that we could stay the same fr and i haven't told anyone judt like we promised have you?!! Insane bro and Blue diner and Are you that blue light? Not mentioning the whole of me and my husband and if you just changed husband with partner, it would fit perfectly and washing machine heart! Baby bang it up inside! And my favourite is the whole of Geyser and especially the I've turned down every hand that has beckoned me to come also why am i so lonely for lonsome love???? And the you're growing tired of me you loved me so hard and i still cant sleep And like every song basically, is my point

[cassandralexxx]

I get it, Skylar white is kind of annoying asf. Like she is no doubt but she is no where near as awful as Walter white??? Before watching the show the online consensus was that she sucked and everyone hated her but like free my girl fr!!

Im only on season 3 so if she starts being fr awful my bad but Walter is genuinely awful. There’s a valid reason she wants him gone. He’s a liar and a drug manufacturer. He made himself estranged from her to break the law and he didn’t have to he did it for Ego.

What has had me raving the past hour is how he broke back into their house and also is turning everyone in her life against her because he’s so perfect saint walt with the tragic life. Give me a break.

He’s manipulative and an asshole and he doesn’t care about that family. He likes his position in the family not the actual people in it or he wouldn’t act like that he wouldn’t do that to her. the way he talked to the cops that she called on him are the perfect example “I haven’t been the most attentive husband lately” you prick that’s not it and you know it.

like Skylar is valid for this she is in the right.

[livvyofthelake]

post season 1 lost character rankings <3 post is about to be long as fuck btw. heart

jack… i’m such a jack girl sorry for being predictable but he’s exactly my type of character… he has a hero complex and big brown eyes filled with tears he can’t save everyone but he has to try…

kate of course!!! blueprint for emma swan in many ways…. the coolest girl on lost island… her cunty 2000s layered tank tops and low rise bootcut jeans in exodus went crazy also but that is neither here nor there i just didn’t get a chance to mention it before. anyway. literally you always wanna run away katie!!!

sayid <3 THE it girl of lost island. he’s like if The Smart One was a heartthrob. you knowwww i’ve always been a sayid girl (ok yes naveen andrews was in ouat but my love for sayid is only like. 40% coming from that loyalty ok) he’s so. he’s the tech guy he’s the soldier he’s leading hikes he’s triangulating the signal he’s sooo kind he’s obsessed with the worst woman on the island he’s literally besties with kate he looks SO GOOD in his tank tops and i love him…

claire and YES i will acknowledge my emilie de ravin bias. it doesn’t matter what claire as a character is like, that’s my friend belle from the tv from middle school, we were in the trenches together, i love her always, claire makes the top five and that’s FINAL. peace and love <3 also she’s like basically mary from the bible for real

sun… she’s just cool and nice and lovely and her husband suckssss but she loves him and wants him to love her like he used to and she’s growing a garden and helping jack with medicinal stuff and everybody likes her cuz she’s just cool and nice!!!

shannon. and i ask you. did she really do anything wrong? don’t answer that. i’m a feminist. she’s like. there is flop in her slay eras and slay in her flop eras. and she’s soooo sad right now and she needs to keep all of her brother’s things because she doesn’t know how to exist in the world without him and she’s folding his old clothes because she’s anal and she speaks french but only barely because she knew this guy and she wants to help but she’s been a princess her whole life and she doesn’t know how to change but she has to and she’s maybe overcommitted to her zigzag hair part because she thinks beauty is her only currency and now she’s taking care of this kid’s dog because he picked her because he thought it would help her and she won’t say it but she loves these people so much and she doesn’t know how to show it and she doesn’t know what she’s doing and she doesn’t know how to carry it all!!!!!!!! i’m normal about her.

charlie has consistently been a favorite of mine but i’m just anticipating the inevitable season 2 heroin relapse storyline and i hateeeee it. but i do love charlie <3 i like how he has this insane devotion to claire for no reason other than he just wants to be nice and help her. he’s just a lovely guy…

walt and his cute little kid swagggg. his henry mills realness seriously. he’s about to be like. severely written out rip but we LOVED him here <3 when he gave his dog to shannon…. oh my god….

boone gets to not be near the bottom even though he was a total freak because well. no one else gave me joke material like him… he fucked that old man fr…. and then he died… and frankly those episodes on his death and leading up to it were so crazy i can’t not just forgive him for the freak shit. sorry for being an apologist for the guy who was in love with his sister. i mean be real though i’m a cassie girl i’m predisposed to forgive worse shit like that. maybe he only projected love onto her because she’s the only woman he knows. and he’s gay. idk. it doesn’t matter anyway who cares

jin. i actually kind of like jin now i like his dynamic with michael a lot and i think in season two he’ll get over the whole oh boohoo poor me i got roped into the mafia and i can’t tell my wife even though it would be good for our relationship to not have secrets. i forgive him. i hope michael or someone else tries to learn korean to better communicate with him though i don’t just want it to be jin having to learn english. like don’t act like michael wouldn’t try at least…

which of course brings us to michael. i like michael but he’s also kind of just not as interesting as the other characters. i imagine though that the 2004 writers room was overwhelmingly white and therefore just did not do as well writing the characters of color, so i’ll grant michael that forgiveness. i do like him i think the situation with walt is crazytown

hurley. not even my ouat bias could save hurley from being third to last. i don’t have a problem with him it’s just. he’s the comedic relief yk. and he IS funny, but like. idk. kinda like what’s going on with him and the numbers i hope that gets cool in s2

locke. booooo locke. an enemy of jack’s is an enemy of mine!! we’re gonna have a locke problem!! also i’m literally still upset about how he handled the boone situation. imagine you have trauma from your dad hurting you to help himself and then you meet a younger guy who looks up to you as a sort of father/mentor figure and you end up hurting him to help yourself and you have zero self awareness about it. kill yourself old man. your ass is not breaking the cycle.

sawyer. just. ….😒 remember when shannon was having an asthma attack and could have died and sawyer made it seem like he had her inhaler and told kate he’d give it to her if she kissed him. which is already icky. and then kate did it. and then he was like oh yeah btw i don’t have the inhaler haha! like. can you kill yourself.

and if i were asked to name my favorite episodes of the season? well most recently i loved do no harm, but all jack’s episodes were great to me so also white rabbit and all the best cowboys have daddy issues. and deus ex machina was crazy as well. and the moth. and exodus part one specifically but all three parts were pretty great too. born to run was also good! and can i be frank. can i say something we might not like. hearts and minds was a great episode… yes it’s the incest episode i know i was there… but speaking from a standpoint of like. what makes a tv episode a Good TV Episode, it kinda went crazy. i mean did we see the twist coming? for sure not! that’s tv! sometimes the point of tv is to make you go 😟 and well. hearts and minds did that…

[echosghoast]

so i have seen dead poets society but it's been awhile and i know you like it so tell me about it

OKAY so this will be very long so proceed with caution

the main characters are neil perry and todd anderson. neil's father is very controlling and wants neil to become a doctor and basically neil does everything he asks always. then there's todd, he's new at their school (welton) and the personification of anxiety. they have a new english teacher, mr keating. he is everything that the school is not and not only teaches them english, but also to think for themselves, to make art, poetry, to live life to the fullest.

neil and todd are roommates (AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES) and neil manages to convince todd to join his friends. they are knox overstreet, charlie dalton, stephen meeks, gerard pitts and richard cameron.

knox is a creepy straight guy with a crush on chris noel (my gf fr). chris is a very (very very) pretty girl who has a boyfriend, chet danburry. knox has dinner at the danburry's (smth to do with making connections) and meets chris, who's there with her best friend ginny danburry. anyway he goes to a party and at some point chris falls asleep and this creepy bitch decides to start stroking her forehead. he gets noticed, chet beats him up, chris wakes up yells at him to stop. she's mad at both of them.

charlie dalton is charlie dalton. unique in every way and we love him for it.

meeks and pitts are nerds and built a radio together. they dance together. even though only one of them can hear the music at a time. they are everything to me.

cameron is the most overhated character in the series. he's a kid trying to survive school and be good and i need to hug him.

neil becomes a theatre kid. todd a poet. after the show shit happens that we don't talk about.

now for headcannons. obvi todd and neil are gay for eachother. the subtext is there. (walt whitman, tchaikovsky, gay ass staring, practicing lines together...).

charlie is a bisexual disaster. god i love him too. he's on the arospec btw. i feel like he's got some funky gender stuff going on but i cannot settle for anything, but he's something for sure. he's in love with knox, who is also bi and also a disaster. idk i dont really like cannon knox and try not to think about him.

meeks and pitts are in a qpr and no one can tell me differently. meeks is aroace and makes the worst sex jokes. pitts is aspec to me. ALSO bigender meeks my beloved.

cameron collects A's (grades, gender, sexual and romantic orientation, autism and anxiety). they're very sex and romance repulsed and hate it when people say that they're the token straight (they're very closeted to me). cam is my favourite character to write angry.

chris is very bisexual and transfem. she's in love with ginny after she breaks up with chet and the stuff with knox is unrequited because i say so.

ginny is non-binary and a lesbian. they've been in love with chris for forever and had to watch her date her brother... ouch angst incoming.

i am stopping myself here to protect my sanity. questions are welcome always. if you read all this you get a cookie.

[whatacatch]

i also love sasuke so much it makes me want to bite people im so glad we are on the same page. naruto and you and i are joined spiritually in ways we dont even know. and i love itachi so much it makes me want to start gnawing on cement i cant even handle it

i liked dracula far more than i thought i would but it is, from my interpretation at least, essentially a “what not to do so you dont go to hell: for dummies - women edition” and also foregrounds a message of christianity to save the world from these diabolical fiends (non traditional-ish [its complicated] women and gay people). i have a few other interpretations (like if you look at it if bram stoker was actually gay, or if he was just horribly insecure from being chronically ill as a child, which he writes about in a “love” letter to walt whitman. which is the reason for his sexless marriage to a woman both him and oscar wilde [gay] chased after? WHO KNOWS) but they vary on some things we just do not know for sure. dracula was post oscar wilde sodomy trial and dracula does have to do with the gays in some form or the other, whether it is strictly anti gay or more about how it was frightening to bram stoler to see how the world viewed gay people post oscar wilde sodomy trial

i shan’t write a paper in thy ask box any longer. but if u have read it id love to hear ur thoughts. and then of course thoughts on itachi. i have so many.

Itachi my beloved … theres so many layers to him oughhhh ;_______; this is gonna sound so cringe and stupid but I don’t have the words to explain how I feel about him… go to my itachi tag and you’ll see what I’m trying to convey…

Also omg ok bram stoker I was unfamiliar with your backstory!

I didn’t even think about the timeline in which it was written my mind is blown fr … and it never even crossed my mind to think about how the Oscar Wilde trial affected literature… I have to go sit in a dark corner and think about things …

[cain-sawyer-son-of-the-saw]

I’m SO PISSED RN About CBJ

I FR had to fix this for myself… So I wrote some Bears some new country tracks and left some others to retain their new Disney IP (DEI) covers that don’t even sound country, to make things more equal.

First off… None of that shit about The Five Bear Rugs singing about “We’re the Country Bears, We’re the Country Bears”. They ain’t NEVER done that in the past and I’m LIVID that they do now. It seems redundant to me when guests should have read the damn sign out front or at least asked a CM. Hell no, not on my watch. Instead, I wrote them a summer track.

Then, Wendell usually has some trouble either with his music or with his squirrel gun, sometimes both…

Then we get the Sun Bonnets having trouble finding love…

After them comes Trixie having a broken hearted beach day…

And finally, after a bunch of Disney covers have been performed by McGrowl, Ernest, Shaker, Big Al and Henry… Teddi Bara.

Then a Disney cover IP finale and show’s over, playing “Come Again” as guests leave. Bam. I fixed it, you stupid, greedy mouse. How about not touching Walt’s stuff from now on please. You think you’re so slick with your “I know about Mineral King” joke. Naw. And I didn’t do this to offer help to you either. I did this because I needed this in my heart. The SECOND I heard Wendell belt out autotune, I DIED inside, thanks.

The voice and music are all AI but I wrote ALL of the lyrics.

[nek-ros]

walt disney is an objectively shitty person but knowing he liked trains and only ate grilled cheese its like thats so me fr

[beastblade69]

NOOOO NOT WALT CALLING WALTER JR JESSE NOOOO LIKE BRO I'D BE SOO DEVASTATED IF I WAS JR FR IT'D BREAK ME. I'M SORRY BRO I'M SO SORRY THAT SUCKS SO BAD