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wulvert · 2 months
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why do i always find tomboy likers hating butches.....
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 6 months
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Band AU: Hazbin Hotel
Because there's always a band AU.
-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-
Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.
Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?
Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!
Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)
Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!
Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.
Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!
Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.
Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....
Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.
-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-
Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!
Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!
Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-
Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?
Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels
Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)
Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!
Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!
Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.
Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!
Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.
Vaggie:
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Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?
Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-
Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.
Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.
Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?
Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!
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drawlfoy · 8 months
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benefits of journaling p.2
read p1 here!
pairing: diary!tom riddle x ravenclaw!reader
summary: you pick up an unassuming journal in diagon alley during an antiques sale without knowing that it's actually a part of a late dark lord's soul. sort of no voldy AU, set in the golden trio era where voldemort was defeated in the first war and thus harry has parents still.
warnings: recreational drug use, language, mild gore, snakes, a mouse gets eaten (thoughts and prayers), tom is a little bit gaslighty, the quality of my writing declines sharply
a/n: note that this is not finished at all, but i'm not planning on finishing this series unfortunately :/ i just have too much going on. this is unedited, unrevised, unoutlined, etc. so adjust your expectations accordingly. i just kind of want to get this out so i've given u guys at least *some* semblance of closure for this series. (UPDATE: now that i’ve written this i’ve changed my mind. i will be working on the next part. i forgot how much i love tom)
wc: 6.7k
enjoy !
This time you were unceremoniously dumped into a hard wooden library chair. You gasped as you braced yourself against the hard table in front of you, drawing in shaky breaths as you gathered your bearings. 
 A loud bang startled you into wrenching your gaze up. Tom had dropped a thick book with an ebony cover right next to you, nearly atop your hand. 
“Here you are,” he said pleasantly. “Happy reading.” 
“Do you think I can take this back with me into my world?” you asked. The cover was smooth under your fingertips. 
“Unlikely,” said Tom, dropping elegantly into the chair beside you. “You’ll have to read it here.”
You gulped. “Alright.” 
The papers were yellowed and fragile against your touch, and you couldn’t help but wonder just how old it was. 
“Any section you’d recommend starting with?” 
The book was around 700 pages with tiny, fine print.
“Perhaps the beginning.” Tom waved his wand and wordlessly summoned a stack of books, lifting one up and beginning to read for himself. 
You’d thought that you’d be less intimidated knowing that he was also doing something besides staring at you reading, but the back of your neck still prickled as you pulled the book to the edge of the table and began to dig in.
It was bizarre, reading next to a boy like this. The only one you ever studied with before had been Ishan, and he hardly counted. It was different with Tom. His presence hung in the air around you, a tension so tangible that it wasn’t unthinkable that you might feel something if you let your fingers sift through the space between you.
Despite all you’d told Tom, spending time around him made you unfathomably nervous. He was too good-looking to feel even remotely normal around him, and it was all you could do to hope that he didn't notice how much you blushed whenever he spoke to you.
The book he’d given you was dense and horrific, detailing magic so ugly and foul that you felt dirty just reading it. It covered topics you’d heard of before, like cases of the Imperius curse or the misuse of love potions or the nature of dark magic. 
But there was nothing pertaining to Tom’s situation.
“Can’t you at least point me towards a chapter? Or…a general section of the book?” you asked him. 
Tom lifted his gaze from his work, quirking a brow. “Having trouble?”
“This is going to take me forever to read.” You motioned at the width of the book. 
“Then I guess I’ll be seeing much more of you.” 
You couldn’t fight back the flush that spread across your face. “Well, this is an easily solvable problem. You really ought to just point me to the most relevant part.”
“And here I was, thinking I was doing you a favor,” said Tom. His eyes locked onto yours, and for a moment you thought you saw the slightest suggestion of a smirk on his lips. “Given that you’re such a glutton for knowledge and not at all singular in your academic pursuits.”
“That’s not—” You paused when you saw the amusement on his face. He’d been playing with you. “I’m flattered that you remembered. I suppose you’re right.”
And since you refused to let him win, you flipped the book back open and picked up right where you left off. 
It was really stupid to feel so light at the fact that Tom had remembered a sentence you’d said verbatim, because even if it implied that he’d thought about your last interaction enough to commit it to memory, it was hardly a surprise. It wasn’t like he had anything better to do in his empty version of Hogwarts except read books he’d probably already read many times before.
You snuck another look at him a few chapters later. A few waves had fallen across his face, dangling over his brow. For a moment, all you could do was keep yourself from reaching out to tuck them back into order, to know what it felt like against your fingers.
But that was a boundary you hadn’t crossed yet—if you even could. Who knew how the rules worked in this dimension?
You resolved to believe that you couldn’t touch him. That it was impossible. Because if you believed that, maybe you’d stop wanting to. 
“You never ended up telling me if you were a Parselmouth,” you realized aloud after you’d completed another gruesome section about ritualistic Dark Magic. 
You watched him closely but didn’t detect even a glimpse of surprise. 
“I didn’t,” he agreed smoothly. He didn’t look up from his page. 
“So? I gave you a secret. Many, actually.”
“I think you already know.” He turned the page, dark eyes darting across the next. 
“Well—” You paused, worrying your lip between your teeth as you realized that he was right. “What’s it like?” 
That was what prompted him to finally lean back in his chair and lift his gaze from the book to your eyes. 
“What’s it like?” 
Repeated back to you, it did sound very silly. 
“I mean,” you said, cheeks hot, “What do you even talk to snakes about? The weather? Whether or not there’s enough mice in the area?” 
“It’s unlikely to find snakes that do more than listen to me,” he said. “Most aren’t very good conversationalists.”
“A boy in my—our, I guess—year has a pet ball python,” you told him. “I just don’t understand why he’d want one. They don’t seem like very good companions.”
“Why not?”
“Because they have no emotional depth,” you said. You could feel your voice slipping into the tone you used when you tutored younger students, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care. You’d researched this extensively in the library after the Incident in third year when you were looking for any good academic reason for how terrified you were of Malfoy’s pet. “They have no limbic system, so everything for them is about survival. There’s no—no mutual concern or love like you’d get from something normal, like a cat or an owl. As their handler, you only matter because you’re what keeps them alive. I don’t think I’d ever be able to get over that.” 
“So all your companions have to love you?” Tom was resting his chin in his palm now as he looked at you. “They’re worthless otherwise?” 
“That’s not what I’m saying,” you responded. “But I like my company to see me as something more than an avenue for survival or a means to an end.”
“Their companionship isn’t enough?”
You blinked. Everyone else that you’d given your reptile spiel to had completely understood. You couldn’t quite figure out why Tom wasn’t agreeing. “It’s just nice to be cared about, don’t you think? And it’s…it’s nice to care about something without it feeling meaningless.” 
“I imagine that that’s true,” Tom said evenly. 
Something deep inside you twisted at the implications of his answer. You’d sort of forgotten that he grew up in a muggle orphanage and likely didn’t have any sort of emotional closeness during his early childhood. But he was so pretty and sharp and witty that it was hard to imagine no one caring for him. Perhaps that had changed upon his admission to Hogwarts. He had said that witches and wizards found him charming. You could attest. 
~
You passed the following Potions lab with flying colors and a perfectly brewed Draught of Peace that made even Snape nod approvingly. It was thrilling. It was incredible. All you wanted to do was get Tom’s diary out right then and there and document it as it happened—as if he were right beside you—but you refrained. You told him that night instead, when you were back again for another reading session.
You were falling into his world on a daily basis, devouring as much of the book as you could without forgoing any conversations with Tom. He’d been impressed to hear about your potion in his own very Tom way. He didn’t tell you outright that he thought that you were brilliant or smart or incredible. Instead he seemed entirely unsurprised, like he thought you capable of nothing less. Somehow that made you glow more than any explicitly stated praise that he could’ve offered.
When you weren’t reading, you were walking around the grounds with Tom and just talking, much like you used to write to him. At first you’d been nervous and uncomfortable with being as open with him in person as you’d been in writing, but Tom had a funny way of making you feel seen. Despite his slight aloofness and obvious air of pretension, he listened to you and appeared genuinely interested in your life by way of remembering things you’d said months ago.
Like when you’d told him off-handedly that it was raining back in the real world and that it was your favorite weather, and ever since the Hogwarts you were transported to was constantly overcast with torrential downpours unless you two were walking outside. 
You still never dared to touch him, though. That was a line that you refused to cross. Tom seemed to hold the same opinion, keeping a wide berth around you whenever tactile contact was in the realm of possibility. 
“How did you become a Parselmouth?” you asked him one day while you were taking a break from reading and walking through the Transfiguration Courtyard. 
His eyes narrowed as he turned to you. “Do they not teach you about Parseltongue in Defense Against the Dark Arts anymore?”
“No,” you said. “I’ve only ever heard about it by reading a book from the Restricted Section. It was very vague. All I know about it is that it’s the language of reptiles.” 
“No one becomes a Parselmouth.” Tom turned his attention back to the walking path, adjusting the cuff of his robes for just a second. “All Parselmouths are born. It’s entirely hereditary.” 
“So did you have to learn it?” you asked. Your interest was piqued—you’d never heard of a language that was passed through genes.
Tom shook his head. That one rogue strand of black hair had escaped its orderly wave, just like how you remembered him from his yearbook picture. “I’ve never had to think about it. I’ve just always known how to say what I want.” 
“Do you think that you could…” Your voice trailed off and you swallowed thickly. You weren’t even sure why you’d started asking him that question. Of course he couldn’t teach you Parseltongue. You didn’t even really want to know it, either. You’d never use it. But you hated being told that you didn’t know something. That you couldn't know something. 
“We can give it a try,” he offered. 
You dared to glance back up at him and found him already looking at you. “How did you know what I was going to say?”
“I don’t know.” He appeared to be making a valiant effort to quell a grin. “I suppose it has something to do with your approach to acquiring knowledge. One could almost call it…gluttonous in nature.”
You sent him a glare.
Tom shrugged, properly smiling now for the first time in front of you. He had shallow, almost perfectly circular dimples. “Anyway. I’ve never taught anyone before. I actually don’t believe it to be possible, but we might as well give it a go.”
“You’ve never tried?” you asked. “None of your friends at Hogwarts asked you to teach them?”
“No,” he said. “No one knew I was a Parselmouth. I kept that a secret.”
“Why?”
He shrugged again. “I enjoy my privacy. Right, then. Serpensortia.”
A large, hissing snake appeared at your feet, thrashing about in the grass as it unhappily acclimated to its new environment. 
You yelped, leaping nearly a foot in the air. Tom simply stood still, watching you with an amused expression on his features.
“Having second thoughts?”
“No,” you said through gritted teeth, refusing to let your eyes move from the wriggling snake in front of you. “I’m just—surprised.”
“It won’t hurt you.” His voice was low, gentle. “Don’t be afraid.” 
“I’m not,” you said, but the slight wobble in your tone betrayed you. “Just—get on with the lesson, alright?” 
He stood silently, his head tilted in concentration.
“What’s it saying?” you found yourself asking. “Is it—I dunno—threatening my life or something?”
Tom sent you a look that you couldn’t quite decipher. “It’s scared of you.”
“Really?” A spark of smugness lit up within you.
“No.”
“Oh.”
“It’s expressing how upset it is at how suddenly I’ve conjured it. Apparently we’ve interrupted the start of its meal.”
“What do I say if I want to apologize?” 
 He appeared to consider your request for just a moment before opening his mouth and making a hissing noise that you didn’t think you could replicate if you had a thousand years. 
The snake immediately quieted and stopped its thrashing, its tiny head lifting from the ground to regard Tom curiously. 
He looked back at you, expectant.
“Again, please,” you said. “A little slower this time. I didn’t quite catch it.” 
He obliged, going through each syllable separately.
You felt very much like you were back in muggle school before you’d found out you were a witch, being forced to read out a passage in French. The sounds that came out of you were clumsy and not at all what you thought they’d sound like.
“Don’t look at me like that,” you accused. “For the record, I know it was bad.” 
He didn’t address it beyond just the slight upward twist of his lip before he repeated it again, syllable by syllable.
You tried once again with the same outcome. 
“Your tongue should be a little behind your teeth,” he said. “You have yours too far back on the roof of your mouth, which is why you’re losing control. Try again.” 
This time, it came out much cleaner. The snake took notice of you for the first time, its dark scales glistening under the cloudy sky. It hissed something back. Tom’s mouth split into a grin.
“What did it say?”
“It wants to know if you have any food,” he told you. 
“What’s ‘yes’?”
Saying yes in Parseltongue was much easier than saying sorry—it only took two syllables, both of which were made up of sounds that you were pretty sure you had in the English language.
The snake was giving its full attention to you now. Its forked tongue stuck out for just a second. 
Gulping, you accioed a small stone into your palm and cast a quick charm to transfigure it into a mouse—something that you’d learned years ago. 
You set it on the ground and watched the snake lunge.
“Gross,” you said under your breath, wincing as it began to swallow it whole, its body twisting and contorting as it shoved it down.  “I—I think I’m done with the lesson now. I’ve learned enough.” 
“You really didn’t need to feed it,” Tom pointed out helpfully. 
“Yeah. I know that now. I just felt like it deserved something for the trouble.”
Once the snake had succeeded and the only evidence of the mouse was a bulge in the adder’s scales a little past its head, it lifted its head again to meet your eyes, its tongue slithering out as it made a sharp hiss. 
“What’s it saying?”
“It thanked you,” said Tom. He was giving you that look again—like he was reconsidering you. 
“And if I wanted to say ‘you’re welcome’?”
“I thought you said you were done with the lesson.” 
You rolled your eyes. “Consider this my last request. I’d like to be polite.” 
Tom let out a sigh, then made a sound that glided from a long S to a few sharp, pointed consonants. 
You clumsily mimicked him, feeling like your tongue was much larger than you’d ever bothered to notice. 
To your surprise, the adder slithered towards you, dragging itself onto the rock of the courtyard and in front of you. It coiled around your shin, slowly pulling itself up your body.
“Tom!” you whisper-screamed through your teeth.
“It’s alright,” he said. 
“Do something!” 
The snake continued up your leg, looping once around your waist as it continued its ascent up to your shoulder. It was cold and oddly heavy, its scales clammy against the bare skin of your neck.
For one terrifying moment, you thought that it was going to coil around your neck and squeeze until you asphyxiated. Your breath caught in your throat as it came around behind your neck, both ends dangling around your neck as you were paralyzed with fear. 
Then it did the most peculiar thing; it stopped, just hanging in a loose hold around the base of your neck, its face nestled into the collar of your robes. 
“What’s it doing?” you whispered. You tried to ignore the lump in its body that you could feel at the side of your neck.
“It’s resting on you,” said Tom. 
“Why?”
“Because it likes you.” 
You stared at him, floored. “It does not.”
He hissed something to the snake around your neck. It responded with something you couldn’t even begin to understand. 
“It just told me so,” said Tom.
“How do I know you didn’t just make that up?” you said, mentally crossing your arms across your chest but refraining since a snake was taking residence there at present. 
“You don’t trust me?” asked Tom. “I’m hurt.” 
Before you could respond, you felt the slow, languid movement of the adder as it lifted its head from your collar. Without thinking, you offered it your hand, watching in quiet fascination as it slithered around your wrist.
“Hi,” you said shyly, like you’d speak to a nervous cat.
“It won’t understand—”
“I’m aware, Tom,” you interrupted, sending him a look before turning back to your wrist. “We’re bonding. Bugger off.” 
He held his hands up in exasperation. “Bonding? Are you going to take him back to the real world as your familiar?” 
For a moment, you actually considered this.
“Because that’s a terrible idea,” continued Tom, crushing your dream right then and there. “Adders are venomous. Once you don’t have me around, you won’t be able to communicate with it. It’ll probably bite someone.” 
“Then perhaps we should start brainstorming ways to bring you back,” you said. “For safe snake handling, if nothing else.” 
Tom didn’t say anything to this; instead, he reached out and gently unwound the adder from your wrist, his skin not brushing yours once. 
“Surely there’s someone wondering where you are,” he said once the snake had been deposited on the ground. “You’ve been here longer than usual.” 
“Do you not want to get out of here?” you asked, frowning. “It hardly seems like you’re trying.” 
“I’ve been doing research when you’re not around,” he said simply. “I think I just need to theorize for a bit longer—figure out the best course of action.” 
“The process would be sped up significantly if you let me help.”
“I won’t ask that of you. It’s very complicated magic—” He paused for just a moment, noticing the derisive curl of your mouth. “—Not that I think you incapable, of course. But you’ve better things to do. It would distract from your exams, and I tend to work better alone in this stage of research.”
“Oh,” you said, hoping the hurt wasn’t showing on your face. It made sense that he would want to work on this alone. You understood not wanting to have to explain things to people when you could already be going down a rabbithole that you’d deemed important. Plus, your current Tom rendez-vous schedule was eating enough time as it was. But it still stung. 
“You’ll be the first to know if I stumble across anything conclusive,” said Tom.
You snorted. “Obviously.”
“Well—” Tom stopped himself. You thought for a moment that you detected the slightest flush across his pale skin, but that was likely because of the chill outside. “That was more clever in my head. Sorry.”
“I imagine that being in solitary confinement for half a century might addle your mind a bit,” you offered diplomatically.
“My mind is not addled.”
“I was very graciously giving you an easy out.” 
“Someone is probably wondering where you are,” he repeated, his jaw tense. “So I’m going to send you back now.”
Without giving you another chance to argue, you were catapulted back into your desk chair.
~
“You look like you could do with a night out,” Lucy observed as she watched you storm into your dorm and send your satchel flying through the air to land messily on your bed.
“Casting my first and last Unforgivable on McLaggen would be preferable,” you said through gritted teeth. 
He’d been your partner today in Arithmancy to work on a partner problem set. It apparently wasn’t enough for him to be dreadfully stupid and slow—he had to be an absolute chauvinistic arse about it. Whenever you attempted to correct him, he’d look at you with so much amusement that it made your head pound.
He didn’t even need to say anything—the look in his eyes told you that he didn’t even see you as a person. 
The last person to treat you so dismissively had been Pansy Parkinson, but at least she’d been smart. And a witch. McLaggen dripped with conceit and smugness and was disgusting towards the most pureblooded witch on a good day. 
It’d been nearly 3 hours and your blood was still boiling. 
“Well, I can’t arrange that,” said Lucy. “But I can tell you that Hufflepuff is throwing tonight. McLaggen probably won’t come—Ernie hates him, and he’s the one who put it all together.” 
You considered this, looking longingly once at the bag on your bed. You hadn’t done anything with your friends in forever; nearly all the time you had was spent either studying or with Tom. 
The Hufflepuffs were always gracious hosts, too. The last time you’d gone, they’d given you something to smoke that had smelled like a meadow on a sunny spring day and made you feel like you were floating. You’d giggled all night with Lucy, clinging to one another. You’d gone on some tirade about how much you loved her, touching her face and tearing up as you said something about how you didn’t know what you’d be without her. Lucy’d beamed back at you, her face wide open with raw gratitude. 
It had been sappy, but it had been fun and one of the few positive memories you had from the disaster that had been O.W.Ls season. 
“You know what,” you said slowly, watching Lucy’s face light up, “I think that’s just what I need.” 
Tom could wait. 
Lucy squealed and got right to work. In seconds, all the clothes you’d brought from home were strewn across her bed as she scrutinized each one. 
“I thought this was just going to be, like, a chill thing,” you said. 
Lucy picked up a sequined top, held it up to your chest, and wrinkled her nose. “Too loud.” 
“Lucy—”
“I never get to go out with you,” she interrupted, yanking a black slip dress from the pile that caught the warm overhead light. “Thoughts? We could do some fun earrings or something to dress it up.” 
“Are we not just going to sit in a circle and smoke again? This feels a little overkill.” 
“Well, it’s not,” said Lucy, throwing it at you. “This is hardly a ballgown. Plus, this is your annual outing. Dress to impress.” 
You rolled your eyes and slipped the straps off the hanger, throwing it over your shoulder as you turned around to change.
Lucy continued her rampage, ooh-ing and aah-ing upon seeing it on you and immediately cornering you with a scary looking brush.
“For your eyes,” she said, like that made you feel any better. 
“What?” 
“Close them.” 
You squeezed them shut, willing this to be over. You’d had your own experience with muggle makeup, which was tame and not at all exciting. The Wizarding World always had interesting takes on beauty tools, like charmed kohl that could turn your entire eye black if you weren’t careful enough. 
Something cool and wet swiped across the corner of your eyes. Lucy mumbled something under her breath, and there was a slight ruffling at the end of your lashes, like a light breeze had swept through them. 
“Open.”
You blinked, your lashes feeling a little heavier. 
“Pretty,” said Lucy, nodding seriously. “Hang on. Do you have a lip color preference?” 
You stared. A lip color preference? “Er—whatever you think makes the most sense with my undertones.” 
“You would say that,” Lucy replied, already holding a wand of lip gloss. “Put this on.” 
When you turned to look into the mirror she was holding out, you nearly started at your reflection. Lucy had done something insane with your lashes, curling them up and adding length that didn’t look too obvious. That weird tool she’d used on your eye had created a sharp, clean line that followed the contour of your lashline and licked out at the end. 
You looked really pretty. Not quite Tom Riddle level pretty, but pretty nonetheless.
“Thanks,” you said, turning back to Lucy after you’d applied the gloss she’d given you. It smelled faintly of something that you couldn’t quite place—like old parchment and the memory of walking through the library in the middle of the night. It was the strangest scent you’d ever encountered in a lip product. 
Ernie and the rest of the Hufflepuffs did not disappoint. They’d bribed house elves into bringing an entire spread of food that was fragrant and under a constant stasis spell to keep an optimal temperature. You spent the evening chatting with your Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff friends and feasting on ripe slices of pineapple and bites of strawberry that stained your already glossy mouth a vibrant pink. 
Then Hannah Abbott reached into her pocket and pulled out a stash of corked bottles. 
“Party Potions,” said Lucy in wonder as you both stared at the swirling liquids.
You’d heard of them before but had never personally had one. You weren’t entirely sure what they did, in all honesty, and that stressed you out enough to keep you from giving them a whirl. 
They were different vibrant colors—one an opalescent pink, one a vibrant orange, one a blood red, one a deep, midnight blue that reminded you of your house colors. 
“Anyone want one?” asked Hannah, motioning to her pile. Terry Boot raised a hand and plucked the orange one from the table, uncorking it and downing it in one go. 
“What do the different colors mean?” you asked. The longer you looked at them, the more you were mesmerized. 
“I don’t remember,” admitted Hannah. “Nothing crazy, I don’t think.”
“You don’t think,” you repeated.
“Just because I don’t remember why I bought each color doesn’t mean that I would’ve purposefully bought something that did bad things,” Hannah told you. “Here. Take one. It’ll help you relax.” 
The midnight blue potion sat on the fingers of Hannah’s outstretched palm. 
“Oh, I couldn’t—”
“I promise it’s nothing too intense,” said Hannah. “You’ve smoked before, right? I’ve had one and it was honestly just like getting crossed. You’ll be fine.”
At the mention of smoking, common sense flew out the window. The last time you’d been offered an illicit substance in the Hufflepuff Common Room, things went really well. Who were you to deny that again?
“If you’re sure it’s alright for me to have it,” you said. The bottle pulled easily from Hannah’s hand and into your grip.
“Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?” Lucy was grinning at you widely. 
Up close, the midnight blue wasn’t solid—there were specks of silver in there, like thousands of stars littered across the night sky. It was stunning. You felt almost bad uncorking it and downing it, but you didn’t give yourself a chance to second-guess.
It tasted like lavender and honey and something burnt that was horribly gross but faded away with time and went down like water. 
“You didn’t save anything for me?”
“Sorry, Luce,” you said, swiping the back of your hand across your lips. 
You weren’t feeling anything yet. Or were you? Was this how you normally felt? The ceiling of the Hufflepuff common room definitely didn’t move, right? And Lucy typically wasn’t outlined in a fuschia pink. That you were sure of.
“Whoa,” you said dumbly.
“I think Y/N’s feeling something!” called out Hannah. “What’s it like?”
You stared at her, watching as a warm brown that reminded you of English Breakfast tea with milk stirred in surrounded Hannah’s edges. 
“You’re such a good person,” you said, feeling tears prick at your eyes, because Hannah Abbott truly was. “And so are you.” 
You turned to Lucy, trying your best not to cry. “Did you know that you’re the color pink?”
Lucy nodded gravely. Later she would laugh about this, but not now. “That’s very kind of you.” 
You spent the evening in a daze, staring open mouthed at your friends as you saw different colors swirl around, some overlapping and blending. 
It was beautiful. Then the sadness kicked in. It wasn’t clear to you exactly what caused your sudden rush of melancholy—but all of a sudden you were staring at the happy people dancing around you, the colors blurring and mingling, and all you could think about was Tom. Tom, who was all alone. Tom, who might never get out. Tom, who was destined for an eternity of loneliness. 
“I’m going to go back,” you said to Lucy, tugging at her sleeve to get her attention. 
She frowned. “Aw, why? Are you not feeling well?” 
“The potion Hannah gave me is making me feel really tired,” you said. It wasn’t a lie. Your eyelids were heavy and the thought of curling up under your blankets sounded better than anything. Well, almost anything. There was something you needed to take care of first. 
“Booooo,” said Lucy, rolling her eyes. “Fine. Do you want me to walk you back?” 
“No! I mean—” You gulped. “You’re having fun. I’ll be fine getting back. I think Ron’s on the rounds in our part of the castle. He’s not going to write me up.” 
“You sure? I’d be happy to take you.”
You started pushing her in the direction of the other party-goers. “Very. Go have fun. I’ll see you when you get back.” 
By the time you’d burst back into your room, your chest was heaving with exertion from sprinting up the stairs as you wrenched open your desk drawer and pulled out the journal.
Tom you wrote. Can you let me in? 
He didn’t answer; instead, you were falling through space and into the warmly lit Hogwarts library from the 40s. 
“Tom!” You couldn’t stop the grin that came across your face. 
“Oh—hello.” Like always, Tom was standing tidily a polite distance from you, his hands tucked neatly behind his back. Unlike always, he was staring at you like you’d just shot his dog. 
“Is everything okay?” The potion you’d taken was definitely still in effect. An inky blackness was hanging around his shoulders—a stark contrast to the paleness of his skin. 
He swallowed, his eyes darting up and down. “Yes. Sorry. You just look a bit different.” 
“Oh. Yeah, I was at a party. Did you know you have a black aura?”
“What?”
“Your aura is black,” you repeated, slower this time. 
He just stared at you. 
“Sorry,” you mumbled, averting your eyes. Maybe he was insecure about having such a lame aura color. It had been a bit rude of you to point that out all willy-nilly. 
“I’m not—” Tom stopped, pressing his lips together before continuing. “I’m sorry, is there a reason why you asked to see me? Surely you don’t mean to read after you’ve just stepped out of a party?”
“Oh,” you said, and suddenly you remembered why you’d come. A somberness dropped over you. “I was just…I was having so much fun tonight. And then I thought about you.”
He stayed silent.
“What’s going to happen to you if I can’t get you out?” Your voice wobbled as tears pricked at the back of your eyes. “Are you just going to be stuck here forever? Won’t you be lonely?” 
When he didn’t immediately answer and opted to stare at you in shock instead, you continued.
“Because I keep thinking about what might happen if something happens to me or I lose your journal,” you confessed, now ardently choking back tears. “I really worry about you. I’d never forgive myself if I didn’t help you leave.” 
“Are you…” His eyes darted up and down you again. “Drunk?”
“Hardly,” you said, swiping angrily under your eyes as you collapsed onto the loveseat that you so often read on, pulling your knees to your chest. Then, quieter: “It was just some potion a friend gave me.”
“If you’re so worried about something happening to you so that I’m left alone…” You weren’t looking up at him, but the increase in volume told you he was coming nearer. “...May I suggest not taking mystery potions?”
Before you could issue a retort, the loveseat cushion shifted to accommodate the weight of a second person, sending you toppling over to the other side. 
Right onto Tom. 
Your hands went flying to the opposite armrest, fingers digging into the worn blue velvet with a death grip as you righted yourself, pushing your knees from where they’d landed sprawled in Tom’s lap.
Which you could actually touch, by the way. The implications began rolling in once you were back on your respective side. He’d been solid and warm and completely void of any attributes that may suggest he was a ghost. Which meant that it was probably possible to…
No. No. You weren’t going to think about that right now. 
“I didn’t realize I could touch you,” you heard yourself saying, staring at him in wonder. “I just assumed I couldn’t.” 
His throat bobbed as he swallowed. “Oh.” 
And for purely scientific purposes (no reputable academic came to a firm conclusion based off of a single trial), you reached your hand out and experimentally poked his forearm again. 
“Wow,” you said.
“Will you stop that?” said Tom. 
“Yes.” You retracted your hand and placed it firmly in your lap. Then, because your manners hadn’t completely abandoned you: “Sorry. That was rude of me. I just sort of assumed that since you’re—well, whatever you are—it’d be like touching a ghost or something.” 
“Whatever I am,” he echoed, looking off into the distance with what you could only describe as a very harrowed expression. 
“I’m sorry,” you said again, but you weren’t entirely sure what you were apologizing for. 
Instead of responding, he buried his face in his hands, heaving a heavy sigh as his fingers tangled into his hair. 
“What’s wrong?” you asked. 
He just shook his head, scrubbing his face with his hands once before he let them fall. 
“Er, all right then,” you said. “Would you like me to leave? I’m sorry for bothering you.” 
“You really shouldn’t worry about me,” he finally said. The awkward, slight pauses between his words gave you a sneaking suspicion that he was choosing his words very carefully. 
“Of course I’m going to worry about you.” Now that you knew that you could touch him, nothing stopped you from reaching out to flick his arm indignantly. “We’re friends, and I like to think that my friends would worry about me if I was stuck in journal jail. Or whatever this is.” 
He was still staring at where you’d touched his arm. 
“...Unless you don’t want to be friends,” you added, suddenly feeling a little silly for jumping to such rash conclusions. “Which I’d understand. I can give your journal to someone else. A Slytherin, maybe. Someone a little more your speed.” 
You decided to blame the potion for the obvious hurt that had seeped into your voice at the prospect that there was someone else who was better suited as his confidant. 
“I don’t want you to do that,” Tom eventually said. He wouldn’t meet your eyes. 
“Then what do you want?” The strength in your words surprised even you. “I don’t understand you. You tell me you want to get out, but you still won’t let me help you. You let me talk to you and come visit you and read with you, but then you expect me not to care. It doesn’t make any sense. You don’t make any sense.” 
“It’s more complicated than that,” said Tom, thumbing the ring he always wore around his finger. “I don’t expect you to understand.”
“So help me understand!” Your voice rose sharply, echoing off the walls of the empty library. 
Tom finally turned to you, his face split open with something so uncharacteristically raw and open that it takes everything within you not to gasp. 
“No.”
“What?”
“No.” He drew in long breath. “Not right now. I need more time.”
“Oh, a half century wasn’t enough?” you retorted. “Need another?” 
“It doesn’t work like that,” said Tom, an edge of franticness in the way he spun the ring around his finger quicker. “I never thought that I’d—I didn’t think I’d ever be found. I wasn’t supposed to be found.”
You didn’t know what to say to this. Instead, you sat there with your hands clasped tightly in your lap, eyes set on the floor, your mind racing with all the implications of everything you’d learned.
A moment passed. Then another. Once it appeared clear that you weren’t going to say anything back, Tom spoke up again. “You’re angry with me. I understand that this is…” He paused. “Unconventional. But I am grateful you’ve found me, and I’d really rather prefer that you don’t give me away to another student.”
You were just about to respond when—
“But of course I’d understand if you did,” he added hastily. 
It was the most unnervingly emotional speech you’d ever seen come from Tom, ever the stoic, and under the influence of the potion that Hannah had given you, it was almost enough to make you give in and move on. But not quite.
“You said ‘supposed to’.” Your eyes still didn’t move from where they were trained on the scuffed wooden floor of the library. “You said ‘I wasn’t supposed to be found.’”
“That’s right.”
You turned to look at him, inky black aura spilling over his equally dark hair. “‘Supposed to’. Like you knew this was going to happen. Like this wasn’t an accident.”
And the change you saw in him was so miniscule that if you hadn’t been spending enough time studying his face, you might not have noticed it. But you had, and the slight dilation of his pupils and twitch of his jaw was enough to betray his panic. 
Then his mouth split into a smile and his face smoothed over, his eyebrows furrowed with just the right amount of concern. The shift was startling, like he’d slipped on a mask. “Of course this was an accident. Do you really think that I’d choose to be stuck here for eternity?”
“That’s—” You paused, shaking your head. “I don’t know. I’m not sure.” 
“I wouldn’t,” he pressed, and this time his arm came up to drape over the back of the couch. You tried your best not to think about how you could feel warmth radiating from it, how if you tilted your head back, you might brush against it. “Are you sure you’re well?”
“I’m fine.”
“I’ll send you back,” he said, a polite smile set on his lips. “You should really get some rest.”
And for the first time since you’d first discovered the journal, you fell asleep feeling a little bit afraid of Tom Riddle.
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calciumdeficientt · 15 days
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Wade and Tom hcs pleaseeeee 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I lov u wade i lov you tom. I actually have a whole post of tom hcs that you can check out here:
but i for sure have a few left in the tank!!!!!!1! Im gonna spritz some of my remaining tom ones, release my wade ones unto the world and then zoom in a little on their relationship >:D
TOM GURNEY AND WADE MARTIN HCS
TOM GURNEY
Skin picker. Big time skin picker. He just cant seem to help himself, its sort of a nervous tic. If he could just leave his fucking face alone for five minutes his acne would have cleared up a long time ago. Most of the marks on his face are actually just scars because he wont stop PICKING!!!!!
Saw the hobo get beamed up after the last fighting moves mission, i know this is pretty much canon atp but i think what would make it so much more batshit is if it had happened in BROAD DAYLIGHT. And no one other than tom gave a fuck. He comes out with all kinds of stupid conspiracy shit on the daily so no one even thinks to try and argue. They’re all like “yeeeah okay buddy whatever you say..”
Very emotionally mature, because of this he’s very painfully aware of all his shortcomings. He’s a good dude at heart but its aside pf him people never see. He’s pretty well renowned as the clique tapper, but honestly, he only talks so much because he doesnt wanna worry his friends by being all quiet and mysterious.
WADE MARTIN
MAAAAAAJOR little brother syndrome. He and Christy are only a year or so apart (possibly projecting bc that’s the gap between me and MY brother) but he gives me the vibe of a little kid who feels the need to show off because he’s younger. His general demeanour and outlook on the world tells me that he’s sort of crying out for attention and to some degree, help. He talks a lot about repeated suspensions, and the fact that no one seems to care about them anymore, and also the fact that he’s not doing all that well in his classes. He’s a kid that neeeds intervention, a firm shove in the right direction… and maybe some counselling. He’s practically jumping up and down on the spot yelling ‘LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEE!’
More family hcs, but he and Christy only share their father. They have different mothers. Both women aren’t really in the picture beyond what the custody laws state they have to be. Christy’s mum left her with their dad when she was a baby, and Wade’s mum was his side piece. They divorced when Wade was 11. He hates both their guts for separating in what was a pretty tumultuous transition period in his life. If I’m getting my numbers right, 10-11 is the transition from elementary school to middle school. It was during this time that Wade started to struggle, he was a gifted student in his early years, and thus was left to his own devices. Because of that lack of support, his grades slipped and slipped and slipped, he just barely passed the entrance exam to get into Bullworth, and then started outright failing.
His hyper sexual voice lines are a way of deflecting away from how he really feels. Encouraged by his father, Wade feels he has to be this big, macho guy. He’s been brought up by his dad to believe high school is all about chasing tail and finding someone willing to have your kids straight out of the gate. In his head, Wade’s not about that at all. He wasn’t quite ready to be a man, he’d have liked a few more years of being a kid. Manhood is this big, scary, complex thing that he’s not ready for yet.. especially if its anything like Mr Martin tells him it is.
Takes great pride in his hair, but he does dye it. You can’t be a ginger bully, that’s like a spoon with holes in it or concrete scuba flippers. It doesnt work, its weird. It’s ugly. He and Trent do their hair together, he trusts Trent with it more than he trusts himself, the kid has been bleaching his own hair since he was 12, he’s a professional. And besides, he’s not gonna pay someone in a salon to dye it, what if he gets caught????
WADE AND TOM
They’re very close friends, I think wade was one of Tom’s first friends at Bullworth, back when he was this scrawny, quiet kid with a big ol birthmark over his eye. Wade had intended to beat the crap out of him to show him what was what, he looked weak and easy to snap. All brittle like a wafer cookie. Upon seeing his eye, Wade wrongfully assumed that someone has beat him to it, and knowing what a tumultuous home life could do to a kid, he invited Tom to come sit with them at lunch and he just… never left.
They really remind me of Troy and Abed from community dynamic-wise. One emotionally mature, but mildly childish dude (Tom) and one smarter than he appears meathead (Wade). Where they differ from Troy and Abed is instead of building blanket forts and acting out TV shows, they give swirlies and smoke cigarettes like they’re going out of fashion. “…” “…” “you wanna go do burnouts in the train yard dont you Wade” “Get OUUTA MY FRIGGIN BRAIN MAN! How’d you know that?!” “Lucky guess.”
Closer with each other than anyone else in the bullies clique. They lay on the roof after curfew and talk. For HOURS. They’ve been doing it for so long now that they’ve started smuggling sleeping bags and blankets up there so they can just sleep once they’re done. Wade likes that he can be open with his troubles about home., his many many troubles. Every day there’s a new home trouble. Tom talks about his fears about the secrecy at Bullworth and his theories, he feels like Wade is the only one that even bothers to TRY and see his point of view. Wade cries a lot during these little almost-therapy sessions. And Tom is right there with him, patting his back and wiping his tears. It’s cute.
Garage band duo. Tom is the drummer, Wade plays the three power chords he knows on his busted up hand-me-down Stratocaster that can barely plug into the amp anymore and really desperately needs new strings, and screams into the mic. It’s pretty hardcore, but it doesn’t actually sound all that bad. They work pretty well as a two piece and have played a total of four gigs, but its always been foe them anyway. They don’t wasn’t the gig money or the fame, they just wanna rock out.
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starsapphire · 1 year
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25 17 12 8 9 & 3 for the choose violence ask game...I love ur haterisms you're always so correct in it
HI ignore how long it took me to answer this. thank u i hope i am not just a mutual to u but also an irredeemable hater
25. common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing
you know what? trying to answer this one made me immensely grateful for how normal the mutual circle is. couldn't think of anything. thanks guys 🩷
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
i know you're here for dc but i must speak my truth. we need more johnnywyatt content in the marvel fandom. spideytorch is dead. it's never going to happen. peter is either straight or too oblivious to ever realise he likes men and either way marvel is going to be milking the petermj divorce remarriage magic-divorce remarriage divorce remarriage cycle in every media form possible until the company shuts down. maybe in the ultimate universe i could see spideytorch working out but it literally exploded. rip gay emo 1610 johnny but we need to move on. i'm sorry everyone. HOWEVER. we are ignoring the beautiful truth of johnny storm and his hot 6-foot-massive husband. when i think about them my mind fills with static but like. he doesn't have powers. johnny is a living star. and he will still step in front of johnny every time. he treats johnny's niece and nephew like his own. they're married in every sense but legally. only 37 works in the ao3 tag. we are living in hell. at this point i will take crumbs from dan slott. DAN SLOTT. but i stay silly
12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
zinda blake. purely because of "holy crow! the boy is FANCY?!"
8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
ummmm everything about the "stalker tim" thing. like no he did not follow batman and robin around with a camera for 5 years. janet and jack didn't send him to school at arkham ok he was not able to escape every weekend and go downtown in gotham at 3am. but also i have seen people be very adamant that tim did not stalk batman and robin until jason died (which like. if he hadn't followed anything about batman and robin in that period, how would he know how much more violent bruce was getting or that robin had changed hands?) and that's not true. he was stalking them neil josten style. i want to see his creepy stalker binder full of newspaper clippings. from actual newspapers. like a psychopath
9. worst part of canon
cassie sandsmark's stupid fucking costume for the last 20 years. i would suffer through tom king's writing just to see her in a normal outfit i'm dead fucking serious. i'd buy the fucking issue. her ugly ass britney spearsification twig arms tt2003 redesign deals me actual psychic damage when i have to look at it (IT WAS SO OOC and johns' justification was so misogynistic. what if i kms) and every time i have to see cassie's stupid fucking impractical little girl eight-year-old-in-2011 outfit from rebirth i want to die. there's this one panel i saw that i cannot find where diana, donna, and yara are walking in their really beautiful, regal armour, looking like warriors, ready for battle, and then cassie is next to them in her skort. it's so embarrassing… someone please free my girl. actually free her from everything originating in tt2003 she deserves so much better
3. screenshot or description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr
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i get what they're trying to say but also I Was Literally There And That Is Not What Happened
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rainbowspinch · 2 years
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Things my partner and I have said about CTC characters, an ongoing draft
“Bill Danton is baby girl”
“Norman would love Disney Princesses”
“Jacob probably does many forms of art that most wouldn’t associate with him. Like he could design a house really well but people would go ‘that’s not a Jacob thing’”
“Jacob does sculpting. His housewarming gift to Norman when he moved next door was a middle finger statue.”
“When Norman went into his new house for the first time, he found all the statues Jacob had been storing in there of himself.”
“Tom’s got a touch of the ‘tism. Another one for the pit.”
“They’ve all got autism. In our world, autism is the default and you have to prove you’re allistic.”
“I like that he is a little fucked up.” (About the Ink Demon)
“Jane has slight shaken baby(adult?) syndrome. Bill shakes her with passion”
“It’s the discord kitten in him.” (About Bill Danton)
“I LOVE HOW MAN HE IS” (about someone else’s interpretation of Sammy)
“Certified boy holder” (about someone else’s interpretation of Sammy)
“The babies. He is So Ugly<3” (about the Tom plush)
“Allison would be a crystal girl in modern days. Susie would be one of the ones with a super complex skin-care routine”
“Do you think big Bendy accepts Sammy’s weird behaviour because he gives good tummy scratches”
“Susie would hate mullets. A lot of them would. Not Jacob.”
“Norman would fucking love the song Piano Man. He would sing that shit with heart.”
“Do you think Abby helped Richie through dealing with Dave’s death?”
“Sammy+Susie: the mean girls
Jack: the cat kid”
“Norman finally exercising his ice cream rights” (about a video of a man on a game show eating an entire pint of ice cream and then feeling sick afterwards)
“High school mean girls Susie and Sammy definitely practiced kissing together”
“Me: where would Jacob be from?
Rat: Ohio probably. Look at him”
“Me: Sammy. Is he British?
Rat: yes. He tries not to be”
“I literally spent $50 on this shirt because I looked at it and went “OOooOu Norman!””
“No arguments, Nice is a people pleaser. She wants to be Alice’s best pal ever, even if that means she has to commit to atrocious crimes” (about Malice Angel’s two different voices)
“Norman goes to a thrift shop and goes “ooooo for me”. Jacob goes to a thirft shop and goes “ooooo for Norman”. Strange gay things for a strange gay man”
“Got shoved in a locker for being a nerd” (about Grant)
“I can’t explain how, but the way you’re typing is Tom like” (about me calling crabs Big Boys, Tiny Boys, and then struggling to spell anemone, followed by “how the fuck do I spell this shit”)
“He loves almonds. Nut boy. Nut boy.” (About Norman)
“Kismesis. Mmm. Regret regret regret regret” (me regretting referring to something Homestuck related while talking about Prophet Sammy and Malice)
“Do u think Tom Boris cleans people. Like lick lick.”
“What’s more powerful then being nothing AND A WOMAN AT THE SAME TIME” (conceptualising nonbinary transfem Bertie)
“He looks like a Mangle” (about Bendy-Bot)
“Old Men that make Unexpectedly Nice Poetry” (about Henry and Norman)
“Bertie: You want meeee to come put of retirement to work on your silly little project? Do I get anything out if it?
Joey: I can give you a kiss-?
Bertie: *unimpressed*
Joey: I could get on my hands and knees and start crying
Bertie: that’d be a start” (Rat’s genius)
“His boyfriends wedding, he deserves that cake” (about Wally eating Tom and Allison’s wedding cake)
“Tom wouldn’t say blimey. ..I lie. I’m sorry.”
“Sammy Lawrence is Michael Bublé”
“Pfft- love his handbag” (about a picture of Sammy holding a light from BATDS)
“Richie has discord server mod vibes”
“Rosalia is not a discord kitten. She’s the actual mod, Richie just talks too much”
“Norman is a discord kitty for many many people to turn a profit”
“And Bill and Jane look like they eat humans and get away with it. But In a Endearing tumblr sexy man Sammy way”
“What the fuck is her” (about Slicer)
“Jack is catish”
“You know he’s ready to grab things and “what if you went in my mouth”” (about Ink Demon)
“Grant is autism.
He verbally stims (tick tick tick)
He enjoys math
Canonically He can’t understand when people don’t do things for money which I assume our Grant doesn’t get it either
Bad social skills
Resting bitch face
I say so???? So??? You can’t say I’m wrong???”
“I bet he’s never heard of a social cue in his life” (about Grant)
“Grant’s ‘Strange Money’ tape. He sounds like a self conscious southern 20-something year old that really doesn’t want to be southern. He sounds divorced. He sounds like his ex-wife is a lesbian.”
““Simmons I left something in the Hell Dimension can you get it for me” that’s on brand” (about Joey)
“Henry come on, respect your parents” (about Henry telling Abby to ‘get a better name’)
“Do you think their whole group has a thing for photos, Joey’s photo book, Carol hangs some up and Simmons just has them stuffed into random places, cup holder, under the seats, in his pillow, with the spoons”
“The moment you’re in Simmons’ house you’re walking on eggshells. There could be a jumpscare anywhere”
“Joey - a list of ways he handles the studio, to emphasise that he’s trying his best
Carol - a list of ways she handles being a secretary and a front desk lady, to emphasise that she’s good at her job
Simmons - what the fuck? What is he even doing here?”
“He/him (in the gay way)” (about Simmons)
“She’s actually 12 sea mines in a turtleneck sweater” (about Susie)
“Bald Sammy Lawrence and Skin Eyes Jacob”
“Fuck you [romantic]” (about Joey’s letter to Henry)
“Sammy keeping inky handprints from PJ on his overalls” (based on a picture of a cat leaving wet paw prints on a boot and calling it a little accessory)
“Enemies to lovers [obliviously]” (about Sammy and Susie)
“Do you think even as teenage mean girls beefing it out, Sammy and Susie were still crushing on each other”
“No idea who Eugene is but fuck Chef Buck”
“He is Brazilian I’ve decided, and Sally will be Greek” (about Andre and Sally Newt, when I was designing them)
“Rat: why does 30 years make my eyes green?
Me: Tism does that
Rat: Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman-“
“Bill is what happens when you forget about a middle child”
Edit: “Jacob and Norman definitely do drugs. Anything they can grow, they will take.”
“[scary[hot]]” (about Malice)
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laldupattewali · 3 years
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Gabriel Agreste reaction because why not
This is bad journalism and highkey disrespectful Alya I- Ladybug has such a pyaari and cute pic and Chat??? bruh my boy doesn’t deserve that
cute amazing but alya bestie u sure thhis safe🙂
extra points for good edit but also- how did you get luka’s pic i
HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT PIC???
HELP MY MIND WENT HAWKMOTH/MIRACULOUS INSTA AU😭😭😭😭😭😭
Amelie and Felix seem really close good for them atleast there’s one good parent in this show beside tom and sabine and alyas
That mother son interaction was lowkey very cute okay
SIR HE WAS TALKING GET OUT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS
sorry i have a lot of pent up anger from ephemeral
…that was literally her lunch that adRIEN BROUGHT MAN CANT EVEN DKSHSJSNS FUCK GABRIEL AGRESTE
HELP THE GIRLS WENT “okay this is too big a problem for just the girls now time for our aces, gays please enter”
wtf is up with their smiles- i- okay
“hes the only one who doesn’t”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i fully expect them to say “even more than my boyfriend here”
nOT MARC BEING LIKE “otherwise there would be no story” like 1. self diss thomas 2. we now know bestie likes the pining/oblivious trope
“romantic comedy specialists” this should be interesting
can i just say i absolutely love this au
also does this mean marc and nath write fanfic of their classmates kehsksjs this is well thought of and made
also GABRIEL AS A WIYCH I FUCKIN CANT IM DYING ALSO HIS COSTUME IS SIMILAR TO SHADOWNMOTH
marinette looks muah she really is a knight in shining armour
adrien in a dress is so fucking superior
THEYRE HER FAIRY GODMOTHERS SKSBJSSBKSHAKSJS I LOVE THIS
i love these animated things sm sksjkshsjsnsjsjs i can sense the dedication put into this ep and i appreciate it sm
“each week we will devise a new plan” lets play a game how many adrienette aus have marc and nathaniel written
i love that zoe is included in this 🥺🥺🥺
SUCHA CUTE KISS JDHEJEJSMS
imagine if this got into adriens hands tho im just saying im just saying @/allthefanficwriters
also this reminds me of the 86th floor cosplay’s mlb school play except adriens the princess and maris the knight
…how do they know about the hamsters??
ALIX NO THE UGLY TOAD SKSBSJSNKS
CHLOES ANIMATION I LOVE THIS SJSJS
thomas really wanted to make her so irredeemable instead of letting the character grow sigh wasted potential
chloe animation is so funny im dying
bestie chloe why do you want adrien to be locked up i
nathaniel honey ily but there better be plastic on that because that was beautifully drawn and i will literally k word you how dare you ruin pure beauty
mari: nobody’s gonna know tikki: they’re gonna know mari: …how would they know? tikki: …..they’re gonna know
zoe you sweetheart
i want marcs bi gloves
gorillas so cute
PONYTAIL MARI
adrien showing his chat noir off by catching a heavy flying object nice bestie
“do we know each other?” “UHHHHHHH”
marinette being clumsy to get her way>>>
ITS FAKE ADRIEN BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
maris eye squint at felix felt bestie felt
he almost looks pure when he smiles
nvm theres the evil smile
😭😭😭not him being angry
“ae felix” aa nhi raha kya bhai? sab wait kar rhe hai dumbcharades khelte hai ps this is hindi so most of you may not understand
the fact that if adrien hadn’t called him bestie wouldve clear cut heard gabriel
🎶eye contact🎶 dhum dhum 🎶prolonged eye contact🎶 eye squint kagami so true
felix is sus
PFFT DID KAGAMI JUST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KAGAMI WHYYYYYY ok but also adrien she already has a drink ik you’re trying to diffuse the tension but cmon
what the fuck kind of heist
felix might just be the smartest character in this entire show
HOLY FUCK
for a second there i thought Felix was also a sentimonster
“just a finger snap will be enough to make you disappear” aight nvm
THIS MAN DOES NOTHING BUT TRAUMATISE CHILDREN OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF A TRASHCAN
i think narcissism na inke khoon mai hai bhenchod
HE ESCAPED IT TF??? WAIT ONLY CHLOE HAS ESCAPED IT LIKE ALYA AND NINO BROKE THROUGH IT BUT OHMYFUCKINGGOD?????
wait omg what just happened
SO YOU CAN AKUMATISE A SENTIMONSTER HAHA FEAR
it’s kind of sad
like why would you give YOURSELF that same badha wala design like um
chloe no you’re not evil you’re a fucking kid wtf man thomas stop talking your frustrations out on this child dude
help the way he just stopped bob lmao
kagami is my queen and if anyone hates on her they’re gonna get their kneecaps and spine broken she so brave 🥺🥺
we didnt get no plagg content❤️‍🔥💔 actually we didn’t get any kwami content this episode i- :(
the way he’s carrying felix i- what is this a piggyback ride
the mini fourth wall breaka ksjsjsjsjskks
that was…a short fight
THAT RING- WAIT TF SINCE WHEN IS THE RING ON HIS HAND SQUARE WAIT WHAT DO THE TWIN RINGS MEAN ONE FOR FELIX AND ONE FOR ADRIEN WTF WTF I- WTF
pretty charm
ahaha im scared
OMG FELIX NOTICED THE PANT OMG i have to agree he’s evil by he’s a smart evil
awwww theyre making a manga on marinette
also i love the fact that they know everyone in paris blind like all they did was give marinette a mustache, a ponytail instead of pigtails and changed her from marinette to marino and the waiter costume and nobody even batted an eye?
I LOVE THE SCREENCAP OMG
…. i’m scared haha
help that was long anyways i’m like sleepy as fuck i don’t even know why i wrote this but eh so bie ly you look amazing
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soulwillower · 4 years
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rude boy II  • richie tozier
(richie tozier x reader smut)
part 2 of this
requested: hey! would u consider doing a second part to rude boy? 😳 ‘twas very good   +   All that’s been on my mind recently is just rough sex with Richie with a lot of choking and degrading.    +     The anon that just said rough Richie plleeeaaasee do that 💀👀    +     could u do a part two to “rude boy” if u haven’t already 🥺 love ur work btw :)      +     I’d love a follow up to rude boy where they see each other again at their next shift and it’s just really tense and then they go fuck in the break room or something.       +      hi can u do a part two to the “rude boy” fic? i’m kinda new to tumblr so if i did this asking thing wrong i apologise x
warnings: swearing, smut, choking, degrading language, use of the word slut, unprotected sex, p rough, um this is unedited
[losers + reader are aged up 18+ in this.]
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you know he was just doing everything to push your buttons now.
it has been week since you and richie last worked together, when you hooked up in the break room, and today was your first shift together again. the whole shift, he’d made excuses to press up against you, get close to you or touch you in any way - but worse, he was being completely insufferable. more than usual.
he tripped you, threw balled up receipts at you while you talked to customers, and wouldn’t shut up. you’re just relieved your shift is almost over because you’re so close to actually ripping your hair out. 
you sigh as you hear richie humming 'american girl' by tom petty in perfect pitch while he dances around your boss. you resist the urge to roll your eyes as she laughs, completely charmed by his boyish attitude. what a fucking ass.
the three of you were finishing up and your boss had just remarked on how slow it had been. richie chuckles at her words, "well, at least i made tips today. you know, i'm pretty sure y/n made a negative sign appear in our register." richie mutters, drumming his fingers against the counter to the beat of the jukebox. you glare at the counter before rolling your eyes up to his face.  
“do you always talk so much shit?” you ask, lifting a brow at the boy. he grins, looking elated to have gotten under your skin. you instantly regret saying anything. “only because it works you up so much, sugar.” he smirks, taking a slow, sauntering step closer to you. in his proximity, you can't help but think about what happened last time you were alone. "so yes. all the time - you’re just so easy.”
“tozier, fuck off. you're testing me and i'm not in the mood to get arrested for aggravated assault.” you spit, staring into his fiery eyes with determination of your own. your boss laughs as she shoots you both a look. you shrug at her and richie speaks up, “hm. i’ve always liked the idea of you in handcuffs.” he mutters, smirking as you stare at him with wide eyes. 
your boss looks between you, shock written all over her face as she whistles. "richie!" you hiss, embarrassed, annoyed and, as much as you hate to admit, kind of turned on. you start to whip richie with the towel you'd previously thrown over your shoulder, slightly ignoring your boss as she speaks and he just laughs - a loud, open mouthed and gleeful noise. 
"stop that, you two! go clock out, now. and please clean the break room while you're in there, before you leave? i'm closing up here, i’ll do the rest and i'll leave through the front." she asks, hands on her hips. you stop whipping richie and nod, crossing your arms. 
richie's still chuckling, rubbing his side where your towel had welted him, as he nods at her and kisses her cheek. you roll your eyes. "kiss ass." you mutter under your breath.
you're not too ecstatic to have to clean the break room with richie, especially during what's supposed to be your night off early. "try not to kill each other while you're finishing." she says, shooing you with a dismissive hand.
you trudge into the break room, richie behind you muttering under his breath. he shuts the door as you both enter the room, the door locking as it clicks shut. you toss paper towels and cleaner onto the table, bending over to fish out a new trash liner. richie hums lowly from behind you and you don't even want to guess what he's doing, but something in you decides to get turned on at the idea of him checking you out again.
you turn around, blowing hair out of your face as you spray the table and proceed to wipe it down. richie, as always, stands and rocks on the soles of his stupid red converse. god, how you loathed that boy.
you look at him, staring at his stupid, unbuttoned uniform, windswept curls, freckles, and sharp features and you roll your eyes. fucking richie tozier.
“you could help, you know.” you mutter, shooting him an annoyed look. “i could,” he purrs, staring unashamedly as you struggle, panting as you wipe down the table. he licks his lips. “but that wouldn’t give me nearly such a pretty a view.”
you turn bright red at this, staring at him and about to mouth him off for being such a dick. he beats you to the chase, though. "i can't help but think about how you looked last time we were in here." he mutters, grinning darkly as you stare back at him with fire in your eyes. you lift a brow, deciding that if he's going to bring it up, then two can play at that game. "you been thinking about that a lot, four-eyes?" you smirk. he shrugs, unfazed by your words. it makes you want to pull your hair out. 
"sure, doll. but when i think about it, i tend to always find something that shuts up your pretty little mouth." he's grinning a bright smile, cocky and sexy all the same. you curse yourself as you get even more wet as you watch him.
you shoot him a deadly stare as you walk towards him, chest heaving. "how embarrassing for you, tozier. you know, that was probably the worst sex of my life." you lie straight through your teeth, barely sounding convincing to yourself. richie looks at you with fire in his eyes. "is that so, princess?"
you nod, finger trailing down his bare chest. you bite your lip, “mhm, it was mostly pity. i felt bad seeing you parading around and throwing yourself at everybody that came through the doors.” you mutter, leaning close to him, close enough that your lips brush his lips as you speak. 
"god, you're such a brat." richie mutters, pushing his lips harshly onto yours and almost knocking the breath out of you. you pull back slightly, "you love it." you say. he doesn't respond, instead his hands sliding down to tightly squeeze your ass under your skirt, lifting you slightly so you're sitting on the break table. he moves between your thighs, hands roaming your body.
you rut your hips forward, desperate to feel him on you and moaning in relief as you feel his cock on your clothed core. he chuckles as his teeth bite on your neck, sucking harshly and you yelp. his tongue soothes over the spot and you know there'll be an ugly, huge, red and purple hickey in the morning. 
you hate that you fucking love it.
you grind against him as best you can, pulling him closer to you by his collar. he chuckles at your movements, muttering, "such a needy little slut, aren't you?"
you shiver at his words, pulling him into a searing kiss to mask how much you fucking liked him saying that. "richie." you moan, eyes closing as he moves his hips against yours, his hands pawing at your breasts and grabbing your waist to pull you hard against him. "you need my cock?" he mutters, rutting into you harshly. “wanna feel me inside you, ruining you?” you whimper at his words, your hands wrapping around his neck. you have to bite back a smile as you smell his cologne, glad that you can see and touch him this time as you're facing each other. you still hate him, though.  "y-yes." you say meekly, mouth fluttering against his neck, your nose up against the collar of his uniform.
"beg for it, then." he says, pulling back to unbuckle his black corduroy, staring at you expectantly. you breath heavily, biting your lip as you watch him palm his large cock, the tip leaking precum. 
as you don't say anything, he slips a hand around your neck again and you gasp, smiling lightly in pleasure as he squeezes your throat. "i said fucking beg for it, princess." he mutters darkly, pulling off your panties.
you moan in pleasure at the feeling of him squeezing and you gulp, "fuck- richie, please, i need your cock." you say, spreading your legs and whimpering. he smirks, hand leaving your throat to grab your hips with both hands and pulling you to the edge of the table. you gasp, air traveling quickly to your lungs, now unobstructed and free to breathe.
he kisses you hotly, tongue exploring your mouth as you feel him line up and spread your juices around with his cock. you whimper into his mouth at the sensation and he smirks against your lips. "so fucking desperate, aren't you?" he mutters. you need him so bad that you just nod, eyes closed and chest heaving. “such a desperate fucking slut.” 
and then he's pushing his thick cock inside you and you gasp, shocked at the feeling of him stretching you out. you're moaning loudly, unable to help it as he pushes into you and his hand instantly goes back to your throat. your eyes snap open to see his much closer than expected. “i’m not even half way in. be a good girl and shut the fuck up.” 
his words make you redder than anything has before you your mouth forms an "o" as he pushes in slowly, groaning. "jesus, you're fuckin' tight, sugar." you whimper again, much quieter as his hand is still around you. he finally fills you up completely and for a second he stays still before suddenly pulling back and then slamming his hips forward. your arms grasp around his neck to hold on as he thrusts hard and deep, making you groan and your legs to squeeze around his hips. “look at you, such a wreck for my cock, aren’t you?” 
"richie, oh my god, rich," you mutter, unable to form sentences and already feeling the warm pool growing. he sucks marks onto your collarbone and neck as he fucks into you, hips moving harshly with yours. you pull the curls at the nape of his neck, eyes shut in bliss as you breathe in his scent. he leans towards you, pressing a kiss against you as he thrusts into you deeply.
"who do you belong to, hm?" he asks lowly, his face against yours. as his lips form the words, they brush against yours and you keen at the feeling. still holding onto the small shred of dignity you have left, you muster a small glare at him.
at your look, he raises his brows, grabbing your throat in his large palm. "say it, y/n." he commands, and you whimper. "y-you, rich." you say, the pressure of his hand around your throat making you wetter by the second. “that’s right, you’re my little slut.” he mutters, groaning as he fucks into you. you can't believe how incredibly hot it is as he tells you that you belong to him when he fucks you into the break room table at work. 
you still hate him.
"fuck, you look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat." he mutters, a cocky smirk on his lips as his eyes bore into yours. you bite your lip, groaning in pleasure. "oh, do you like that?" he mutters. "do you like being a little slut for me?"
his words make you clench in pleasure and arousal, his hips still moving harshly and you're sure you won't be able to walk after this. his hand drops down to rub at your clit and you yelp. it feels so overwhelmingly good that your eyes fill with tears. you look at him through pleasure lidded eyes, "d-do you ever - fuck, rich - do you ever sh-shut up?" you moan out, eyes closing shut in pleasure.
 he laughs a deep, guttural noise as he fucks into you, your toes clenching in pleasure as he hits spots deep inside you. "do you, princess? or am i going to have to shut up your pretty little mouth with my cock?" he asks, lifting a brow with a suggestive look and your eyes roll back as he hits the spot deep inside of you that brings you almost to the edge.
you shake your head, desperate to feel release as you move your hips with his, whimpering in bliss as he wrecks you. 
"oh my god, rich, please- fuck, i need to cum, please." you beg, tears springing from your eyes from desperation. he looks down at you, thumb moving agonizingly slow as he fucks into you hard enough to leave burns on your back from rubbing against the table. 
you don't even care, you're in so much pleasure. “why should i even let you cum? i should leave you here to get yourself off on the table like the desperate brat you are.” he says lowly.
you almost scream at him words, desperate and unsure if you'll be able to hold on any longer. "please, rich, please, please, please." the words tumble from your kiss-bruised lips and your ruined throat, begging him like it's all you can do. 
his hand grips your jaw, pulling you harshly so you stare at his eyes. "who makes you feel this good, princess?" he mutters, eyes lidded as his hips snap into you harshly. you know you'll have bruises tomorrow from where his fingers grip your hips, but the way he's staring at you, you don't care.
"you, richie. fuck, richie, you do. please let me cum." you whimper, staring at him, a tear leaking down your cheek. to your surprise, he leans forwards and kisses away the tear, moving down to your neck to suck at the already blossoming purple splatters along the expanse of your skin.
"how could i say no when you asked like such a good girl?" he mutters against your skin. "cum. and don't forget who made you feel this way." he commands. you let out a moan at his words and as he thrusts again into you deeply, his hips snapping, his thumb rubbing at your clit, you hit your peak. you moan his name in bliss and he laughs mockingly, hand covering your mouth as he marks up your neck.
with his hand over your mouth, you’re silent in utter bliss. you clench around him, toes curling and arms holding him close as you ride out your high, gasping silently. he grins at you as he pulls back, "that shut you right up, didn't it?" he sneers, still thrusting into you. 
you can only stare at him as he fucks impossibly deeper into you, your legs feeling like jelly as you start to feel extremely sensitive from your orgasm. his thumb rubs your clit and you let out a silent scream. “richie, i’m so-” you start to whimper, but he tuts. 
"you can take one more." he tells you, biting on your neck again, filling you up and making your legs shake. tears fall from your eyes in bliss, the feeling overwhelming but so incredible. "i'm close." he mutters, his hands coming up to palm your breasts. you whimper, leaning your head up weakly to catch his lips. he kisses back fiercely, hands falling back to your hips so he can pull you against him.
after a few more hard thrusts, you cum again, eyes shut. "fuck, such a good little slut." he whispers into your hair. you let out a low moan, the feeling of you clenching around him making him stutter his motions. he quickly grabs your back, lifting you from the table slightly and pulling you to his chest as he thrusts deep into you, cumming inside you and stilling. he groans into your neck as you both come down from your highs, you shaking and him breathing heavily.
slowly, he pulls out of you and you whimper, already feeling sore, legs shaking, hips and throat sore and raw. "shit." he mutters as he pushes his curls back, pulling up his pants. you watch as he grabs your panties and shoves them in his back pocket. 
your eyes widen and you glare, "what the fuck, richie?" you ask, voice cracking, raw and completely fucked out. you blush immediately at the sound of your voice breaking and richie smirks cockily.
he shrugs, "you can get them back later." he mutters, pulling your skirt back down to sit properly on your hips. his eyes glance over your figure with hungry eyes. "don't cover up those hickeys tomorrow, i want everyone to see how desperate you were for me." he says. your face flushes as you watch him, and he chuckles when you don't move. 
"do you need help walking to your car?" he asks, actually sounding concerned for a second. you feel wary - since when did richie have a single considerate bone in his body? 
he offers an arm to you and you don't respond to his words, shooting him a glare but grabbing his arm nonetheless. if he's being considerate, you guess you'll take it until he decides to be a useless prick again. 
looking back at the room, you blink. "we made that table dirtier than it was when we came in to clean it." you mutter. richie grabs your wallet and keys from your locker, chuckling at your words.  he opens the back door, locking it and turning off the lights behind you.
"shut up, y/n. it's not like nobody will know, quit being so fucking rigid." he mutters, helping you get down the stairs towards the parking lot. you glare at him, ignoring how jelly your legs are and how cold it is in just your skirt with no panties. 
you get to your car and richie hands you your wallet and keys. you let go of his arm and shoot him a half smile, unsure how to act. "um, i-"
"yeah, i hate you too, princess." he says with a wink, turning to walk towards his own beat up truck. you glare at his retreating figure until he turns around, pulling your panties out of his pocket and waving them in the air mockingly. 
your head snaps around, eyes wide to see if anybody saw you two or him waving your underwear around, before turning back to him. "fuck you, tozier!" you spit, your voice sounding extremely venomous but feeling more sore than it has in a while.
he just laughs as he slides into his car.
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naturallytom · 5 years
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Holidate Szn (Tom Holland x reader)
a/n: biiig thank u to @sunshinehollandd​ for reading this over for me!! i hope u guys like this one!!
please reblog/leave feedback!!
warnings: none
prompt: “Did everyone else come with a date?” & “I guess… this is when we kiss?”
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Holiday season. The season of giving and spending time with family and friends. The season where it was acceptable to wear ugly sweaters and watch holiday movies no matter how cheesy they were or how many times you had seen it. 
Snow fluttered down softly as you walked around the mall with your friend Mia looking for Christmas gifts for your family. 
“This mall is so big I’m gonna get lost here one day.” You mumbled as the two of you entered another store, wiping your feet on the mat at the front of the store. 
“I barely know where anything is. And we used to be here so often when we were 14!” Mia laughed, making you smile as well. 
“Yeah we did. Don’t know how we did that.” You chuckled, looking at a navy blue shirt. “Do you like this for my brother?” 
“Looks preppy.” Mia commented, looking at the shirt. “I do like it, though. Your brother is quite preppy.” 
“Perfect. That’s his present.” You replied, grabbing the shirt and going to pay. 
“So I have to ask,” Mia began as you paid for the shirt. “Are you coming to my Christmas party on Friday?” 
“Uh, yeah! Why wouldn’t I?” You asked, thanking the cashier before the two of you left the store. 
“You usually don’t like holiday parties that much.” Mia reminded you. It was true- you weren’t the biggest fan of holiday parties but that was usually family holiday parties. You loved your family but it got frustrating when everyone keeps asking you when you’d find a boyfriend to bring home when you didn’t even know the answer. You were 21 and never had a relationship, never been kissed, never been on a date. It never really bothered you because you were so focused on getting your degree, but once it was on your mind enough times it was enough to make you a little self conscious. 
“Yeah but those are family parties where people won’t stop asking when I’m gonna bring a boy home.” You scoffed. “That never happens at your parties.” 
“Right.” Mia sighed. “Let’s find the car.” 
The two of you made your way through the little bit of snow on the ground to your car, little snowflakes littering your hair and eyelashes, melting on your jacket as you got into the car and turned on the heat. 
“‘S so fucking cold out.” You shivered, waiting a moment for the car to heat up before leaving the crowded parking lot of the shopping mall. 
The two of you left the chaotic mall in silence to allow for you to get onto the main road without getting into an accident on your way out.
Once you were on the main road, you let out a breath of relief, turning up the music a little bit and allowing yourself to relax on your drive home. 
“So who else is coming to your party on Friday? You asked. 
“Harrison, Sophie, Audrey, Evan, Tom, a few other people.” She replied casually. 
“Tom as in Tom Holland?” Your asked in shock. 
“Yup.” Mia nodded.
“God I haven’t heard that name in years. How’s he doing?” You gasped. 
“I mean pretty well, he’s really famous.” Mia giggled. 
“Fair.” You smiled, pulling up to Mia’s apartment. “I’ll see you Friday!” 
“Thanks, y/n! See you Friday!” Mia leaned over to give you a quick hug before hopping out. You waited a moment to ensure she got inside safely before leaving and heading to your own apartment for the night.
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Friday evening came fast and you found yourself putting on your favorite (not ugly) Christmas sweater and jeans for Mia’s party. It only took you a few minutes to get ready, you weren’t in any need to go overboard with your looks. You weren’t trying to impress anyone. 
Making sure your door was locked, you made your way to your car and hopped in, heading to Mia’s place. 
Everyone was already there when you arrived, making it easy to just greet everyone on your way into the kitchen. 
Grabbing a bottle of soda, you mingled with everyone, struggling to hear what they were saying over the Christmas music blasting through the apartment. 
It wasn’t until you found a quieter area that Tom approached you, coming over and sitting down next to you at the table. 
“You the only single friend, love?” He asked, taking a sip of his beer. 
“What gave it away?” You groaned. 
“Well, uh, don’t know if you know this but everyone out in the living room is currently making out with someone else.” He chuckled. 
“Wait..Did everyone else come with a date?” You asked, Tom nodding. 
“It appears so.” He laughed. 
“Ugh,” You dropped your head down to rest on your arm. “I hate always being the only single friend.” 
“Always? I find it hard to believe you’re always the single friend.” He laughed. 
“Always.” You confirmed. “I haven’t ever been in a relationship or anything of the sorts.”
Tom looked at you with a look of shock on his face. 
“Just focusing on getting my degree.” You shrugged, taking a sip of your soda. 
“That’s admirable.” He responded. 
“Guess so. Just doesn’t seem to be very admirable when you’re always the single friend and your family wants to know when you’ll be bringing someone home and won’t stop asking.” You ranted. “Sorry. I haven’t seen you in years and I’m just ranting and rambling about my pathetic love life.”
“I don’t mind,” He laughed, putting his hands up. 
“I like your sweater.” You changed the topic, noticing his sweater. 
“Thanks.” His eyes flickered down to his sweater. “My friends make fun of me because I wear it a lot during the holiday season.” 
“Well I think it’s cute.” You told him. 
“Why thank you, love. I like yours as well.” He chuckled. 
“Thanks, Tom.” You genuinely smiled. “Wanna re-join the party?” 
“Sure.” He nodded. “I’ll be your fake date.” 
“What on earth are you talking about?” You asked. 
“I’ll just pretend to be your date so we’re not the only two single people out there. If you want.” He suggested. 
“Yeah. Yeah that sounds good.” You smiled, allowing him to take your hand and guide you back out into the party. 
The moment you stepped out into the living room you were greeted with lots of giggles as well as ‘ooohs’ and ‘ahhhs.’ 
Glancing up, you noticed you and Tom were under the mistletoe, making heat rise to both of your cheeks.
“I guess… this is when we kiss?” Tom whispered softly. 
“I guess so, but Tom I-I haven’t..I never kissed anyone before.” You muttered. 
“‘S okay, love we don’t have to if you’re not comfortable.” He told you, running his thumb along your cheek softly. 
“No, no I want to.” You told him, making him smile and press his lips to your softly causing an explosion of fireworks and butterflies to erupt between the two of you. 
“Wow.” He mumbled, pulling away from you. 
“Yeah, wow.” You replied. 
“Can..I take you on a real date?” He asked, making you nod. 
“I would love that.”
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chaotic-noceur · 4 years
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regarding pragma.
read it here
Dear @softpedropascal
wow this took so much longer than I thought it would whoops.
So, first off- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have the bestest day ever cuz you deserve it!
I’m incapable of forming coherent thoughts so um...here’s a cumulative post of my running commentary because my binge reading plans got disrupted so this seemed... neater? Idk. anyways, here you go. 
Part 1
No matter how many meetings and mediations you two went through, he still found a reason to keep dragging this out.
I read this as ‘meetings and meditations’ and was very confused for a sec 😂
That hat. You got him that hat. He still wore it?
omg u gave the hat a backstory. adkgadflhg 😍
He was tempted. God, was he tempted, but he shook his head and stood up straight. 
This just. Yes. We love a respectful man. 
I love all the little hints that you’re dropping about the reader and Frankie’s backstory. 
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Part 2
He told himself long ago that be would never forgive her for what she did,
WHAT DID I DO OMG.
“Can’t you, I dunno, sign for him?” he asked.
😂😂Frankie. Sweetheart. Who do you take me for? I can’t forge someone’s signature. I don’t have the skills for that. 
There was a reason he didn’t say goodbye. He was afraid to. He was afraid that if he said them again, he would have to go another five years without seeing her. Or has it been longer?
mY hEaRt
Pope and and Frankie’s ENTIRE interaction. 😍 I love that he can see right through Frankie’s bs, loves him anyways but will give it to him straight. 
He was too busy thinking about how if he had gotten his shit together, he could be living here with her, taking walks to his favorite lake every day.
asdfgadfkglhdf!!! Boo it ain’t all your fault 😢 (or is it 😏)
It’s funny how the simplest touch can cause the most complex feelings—feelings that he had sworn he buried deep inside of him somewhere. It was a complicated thing trying to be angry at her because in that moment all was forgotten and forgiven.
the DEPTH. in these sentences. oml. I’m so ready to learn about this complicated backstory.  
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Part 3
“I can make him sign ‘em,” he offered.
YES. I love a low key threatening boi.
“Yeah, until you decided I wasn’t good enough,” 
“Did you want to show me what I could have had with you if I wasn’t such a fuck up.” He sighed and put his hands on his hips.
AFGHSKF OMG MY HEART.
“I’m trailing water and mud all over the place but just remember that I saved your life before getting mad, okay?” 
“Nothing. Just like saying your name.”
ahhhh these are precious!!  
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Part 4
“Yeah. People do that right? Day dates?” He honestly wasn’t sure. Dates weren’t his forte.
🥺 someone help him. He’s so cute omg. 
“We might’ve made out a little too,” he mumbled.
aksfhksdfg look at him turning into a flustered boy!!!
“No. I just…stopped looking up,”
Babes. Idk if the double meaning was intentional but like. Wow. That hit hard. 
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Part 5
and has a name like ‘Bill’ or ‘Tom’.”
oop. We love a subtle Redfly dig 😂
!!!! IDK WHAT TO BLOCKQUOTE BUT OMG FRANKIE BEING PROTECTIVE. THE READERS BACKSTORY. FRANKIE KISSING AT THE PAST BRUISES. ANGRY FRANKIE OMG. 😭
I’m sorry there’s probably some more amazing stuff after that but t’was not a good ace day so i skipped the smut
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Part 6
You hid your body from him at first and when he moved your hands, you covered your face. Then he told you to never hide from him—he would always think you were beautiful
🥺🥺 this is so soft omg
sorry skipped the smut but im sure it was beautiful
“I’m not going anywhere.” You moved his arms so you could kneel in front of him. “I’m staying.”
*incoherent screaming*
“You can ask me for anything. I would give up everything I for you.”
The whole ending scene was AMAZING okay but this. This line right here. Big hurt omg. He knows the weight of what he’s saying. He knows how hard the road to recovery is and how many things are gonna try push him off that path. But he says it anyways. And it really really shows just how much she means to him. Brava! 
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Part 7
lmao I really need to start reading the warnings 😂
She was never going to be sad longer than necessary if he had anything to do about it.
WHERE CAN I GET A FRANKIE OML 😭
“That no matter where we were, when we look up, we’re looking at the same moon.” He looked at her though she was still looking up. “That always kept me going, you know?”
THE SOFT. AHHHHHH
The moonlight seemed to shine directly on her and make her glow like some ethereal being. She was an angel. She had to be. The stars twinkled above them but he had his own right here right now.
eXcUsE mE. wHo gAvE yOu tHe rIgHt tO wRiTe sOmEtHIng tHiS bEAuTiFul
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Part 8
“Stop ruining my romantic moment, please.
HAHAHAH I LOVE!
I can’t even- Omg. This whole chapter. I have no words
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Part 9
“I can’t,” he said, voice broken. “Please just let me…let me hold you. Let me…”
IDK THE FULL CONTEXT TO THIS (really hating my ace-ness rn cuz this last line is so heartfelt) BUT OMG BROKEN FRANKIE I JUST. ARGHHH
you realized that you were embracing your entire world right then and there. Letting it go would be the hardest thing you’d ever do.
take my heart and crush it why don’t you omg. 😭😍
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Part 10
She was hurt again. And it was his fault again.
I can’t do it. I can’t be alone anymore.
asdfghjk GURL. WHO HURT YOU OMG. LEMME HURT THEM BACK. 
His world spun and he felt like he was falling. He fell and fell into the abyss with no one there to save him as the bag felt like it was burning a hole in his hand. Is it hot? He felt hot. Burning up. Had he finally died and gone to hell? God knows that’s where he belonged.
No. It’s just an overwhelming darkness. Nothing. And that’s what he wanted, right? To feel nothing.
*VERY INCOHERENT SCREAMING* This is beautiful writing omg. The raw emotion in this. Holy hell. 
oml. That transition from pure pain and angst into love just *chefs kiss*. Frankie deserves so much 😭
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Part 11
“It wasn’t supposed to make you cry,”
wHat eLsE wAs iT sUpPoSeD tO dO omg. 
This whole chapter was SO CUTE!!! The way that Frankie just knows things about her. UGH. 
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Part 12
“What if it’s big and pulls me in?!”
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OMG
“I don’t wanna die,” he whispered.
His life felt as though it was falling apart all over again and he realized it was because she was the one that held him together and now that he was leaving, everything was one big mess again.
*inaudible screaming*
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Part 13
That ending tho! I love that you gave them their own little thing with the moon. Its so sweet 🥰and the Pope-Frankie friendship moments. *melts*
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Part 14
okay i was gonna blockquote but there was too much to quote This whole chapter felt so raw omg. If you’re pulling from real experience then I’m so sorry you ever had to go through that *pulls you into the biggest hug ever* (assuming you like hugs, if you don’t... i send you an affectionate ‘rubbing my forehead into your shoulder’)
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Part 15
“You could’ve walked in here with your head shaved and I’d still love it…but…please don’t.”
😂 yessss give me the humour in this sad
still haven’t learnt to read the warnings oml 🤦🏻‍♀️
ahhhh the soft reassuring Frankie content!!!!
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Part 16
“Probably because it’s Wednesday,” he said.
“It is?” you asked.
“Yeah. What day did you think it was?”
I FEEL SO ATTACKED OMG. What even is time anymore.
asfadsdfgdhk Its so SOFFTTT. Is this what it’s like to fall in love??😭
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Part 17
hallelujah i’ve finally learnt to read the warnings
ngaww Frankie being all excited and soft 🥺🥺 are they going camping?? are we gonna get Frankie in his element??
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Part 18
I’m as flat as a board back there.
I feel attacked and this wasn’t even directed at me oml 😂😂
tHeY aRe sO iN lOvE oMg 😍
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Part 19
I get it, it’s embarrassing, but I’m not judging you for it.
YES. In this house, we don’t judge people who are struggling to find jobs!
“I wouldn’t say them if you didn’t deserve them. You deserve good things, Frankie. You may not feel like you do but you do. Always.”
He sighed and rubbed your back. “If you say it then it must be true.”
*incoherent screaming* we all deserve good things okay 😭
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Part 20
thank you for the warnings that i’ve finally learnt to read before reading the fic
What if I’m a lost cause? Just some pathetic druggie who can’t get his shit together…mooching off his girl.
NOOO You’re not just some pathetic druggie Frankie😭😭
“Sleepovers? Do I get to paint your nails? Do your hair?”
Our love has aged gracefully kinda like us.
THE SOFT OMG 🥺🥺
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Part 21
“With all due respect, sir, I’m not and have never been an addict. Yeah, I did drugs. Yes, I hurt your daughter and she had to leave, but you know what, we’re together now and nothing’s gonna change that. She’s forgiven me and she loves me and that’s all that matters.”
YAS. I love this change from nervous wreck to confidence! 
This is so happy and soft and sweet oml. My angsty soul doesn’t know how to deal. 😭
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Part 22
Sweet baby jesus. It was soft. And then it was not. And then it was soft again and I just. *incoherent screaming* GURL. 
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ludus
I’m gonna have a house right on the other side of the lake.
asdfgI I Have Feelings.
GURLLL. This was so innocent!! They’re both so young and cute and asgalsfjghsd. 
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eros
“Are you running away from something?” she asked, and he bristled. “From me because you love me and don’t know how to say it?”
*incoherent screaming* well shit. you go gurl! you call him on his crap!
I skimmed the smut but like Frankie being a nervous wreck is 🥺
If you wanna see someone else while I’m gone, you can.
*more screaming because OMG if only he knew what that would lead to*
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ania
O damn. I kinda loved his slow descend into darkness... The fact that the reader still clings on to hope and love and just, damn. I’m lost for words. 
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coda
... 
...
that’s all my brain feels right now. that was dark, but like. a good dark. It was heart wrenching but beautiful and- “I won’t be able to find you if I’m lost myself,” THIS. I just. *chefs kiss* but also, *ugly sobbing*. 
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hnng i want to request a lot of things but i’m scared to but!!! how would the classes play animal crossing and/or their favorite villagers if it wouldn’t be too hard! thank u
hi, mod kiwi here! thanks for the ask, anon- don’t be afraid to ask us whatever!! :)
(also me and irusu r really cool and helped) -mod corn
here we go! animal crossing time!
dr1 cast!
makoto
- plays daily- his favorite villager is probably poppy- his favorite special villager is shrunk- silly axolotl man- got really confused the first time one of his tools broke- almost started crying- invites every animal he meets into his island no matter what- does EVERY favor villagers ask of him - actually likes bunny day and thinks the eggs are adorable
kyoko
- only got it because makoto BEGGED her to get it- her favorite villager is judy she’s hella cute- her favorite special villager is sable - just chilling- tons of purple flowers on her island - doesn’t like peppy villagers, feel like they’re too hyper for her- puts a lot of care into her villagers doe- likes going to a mystery island and just investigating,,, unless it has tarantulas
byakuya
- surprisingly really likes animal crossing- acts like he doesn’t- his favorite villager is raymond… of course- his favorite special villager is tom nook- chased around makoto holding an axe one time- makoto was literally crying- makoto thought that you could actually kill people with axes in animal crossing- byakuya found this amusing
sayaka
- actually enjoys ac a lot- her favorite villager is chrissy, she just has awesome vibes- her favorite special villager is mabel cause she’s,, blue,, - loves taking videos/pictures of villagers singing- tries to hum along,, fails- her islands are always covered in tons of flowers (mostly blue!!)- enjoys inviting people to her island and showing them around
junko
- takes ac too seriously- her favorite villager is definitely audie cause she’s an embodiment of fashion statement- her favorite special villager is sable cause who doesn’t love clothing- harasses mukuro to come to her island anytime she plays- will dig holes everywhere whenever someone visits- her house should be in a magazine it’s so pretty,,- new outfit for everyday of the month- hosts fashion shows religiously with her friends or anyone she can get her hands on
mukuro
- doesn’t really play just sits back and watches junko- plays on her save every now and then doe- favorite villager is vivian since she reminds her of junko- favorite special villager is sable- doesn’t like talking to villagers, feels like they're judging her- if a villager pisses her off she makes plans to kill them- she can’t, so she settles for bonking them until they leave
chihiro
- avid ac fan- favorite villager is sheldon, he can respect the hustle- favorite special villager is isabelle cause she’s precious- cries if he accidentally hurts a villagers feelings- is hella rich- loves decorating around the villagers’ house as best he can- his island is more nature themed,, its just more relaxing- takes tons of scenic pictures, mostly with mondo and taka
mondo
- “i would never play a BABY game”- next thing he knows, he’s up at 3 am whispering how cute the villagers are- favorite villager is tex he’s so chonky (and his taste in fashion is top tier)- favorite special villager is k.k cause Damn He Vibes- will constantly run over his flower and almost throw his console- asks chihiro for advice constantly- “h-how do i get.. good fish..”- quality bonding time- doesn’t tell people he plays but gushes about it in private
taka
- claims he doesn’t have time for it- he actually does,, and plays it any chance he gets- favorite villager is kid cat cause he’s so funky- favorite special villager is blathers since he teaches him a lot- can’t handle lazy villagers, they didn’t do anything wrong he just feels like they will slack off in his uptight town smh- doesn’t really care about designing his town, mostly completing tasks he needs to- likes having red flowers everywhere tho- will cry if he doesn’t get all the fish/insects he needs on time- beats up any visitor that leaves something on the ground
toko
- attempted to buy Doom instead- favorite villager is coco, she’s just so cute/creepy- favorite special villager is jack he vibes- hates interacting with her villagers cause she feels like she’ll mess it up- tried to get byakuya to let her on his island, or for him to visit hers- is very thorough about decorating her island- tries to have a story behind it so it feels more unique- always ugly sobs when her flowers end up gone
jill
- attempted to buy AC instead, she won- favorite villager is lucky, feels like he has serial killer vibes- favorite special villager is jack- runs over any flowers that toko tries to plant- tries to make the island scary themed- if any villager “looks at her wrong” she harasses them daily- leaves them gruesome letters even tho they cant understand
hiro
- doesn’t even know how he got a copy he just does- favorite villager is sherb- favorite special villager is wisp since he likes getting stuff, he likes harvey too- doesn’t bother putting effort into designing his island- only plays while high so he thinks the villagers are kinda scary- “why are they,, staring at me like that,,,”- has never repaid his debt to tom nook
hina
- her brother was the one who introduced her to the series, loves it- favorite villager is ketchup cause shes cute and can swim!!- favorite special villager is gulliver since he’s goofy- loves fishing anytime she can- always plays when she wakes up early in the morning and before bed- anytime she gets something new she acts like a child on christmas- thinks all villagers are cute and got pouty when she couldn’t have them all on her island- can never outrun tarantulas ):
sakura
- loves playing when hina is around- her favorite villager is maddie, reminds her of hina- favorite special villager is daisy mae she’s just really cute- hina helps her decorate her island since she doesn’t care that much- gets sad if she accidentally hits a villager- enjoys playing at night since it’s relaxing- constantly being stung by wasps pls help her
celeste
- favorite villager is portia she’s fancy as hell- favorite special villager is celeste duh- likes taking slow strolls through her museum to see her progress- her house is very victorian-esque- lots of tables with tea around her island- likes designing gothic clothes- anything on her island that can be black is - has a crime scene hidden on her island just for the hell of it
hifumi
- favorite villager is snooty, wants her to step on him- favorite special villager is isabelle- his island is only anime themed- has anime girl “posters” all over his house, and on his clothing- always gets stung by wasps and claims that it’s unfair- no one interacts with him
leon
- didn’t think he’d be into ac- favorite villager is leonardo- favorite special villager is k.k- doesn’t play this game very religiously- his island shows that smh- says he’ll break his console if he gets another sea bass- likes having a relaxing walk while playing to calm him down doe- outfit is just a baseball jersey
komaru
- favorite villager is felicity- favorite special villager is isabelle- likes playing with makoto and toko- her island is very cute, whenever someone tells her this she gets vry flustered- the shine in her eyes gets 10x brighter when she catches a big fish- loves staring at her aquarium- all her clothing is pastel and cute- has every type of tree on her island,, for the vibe
dr2!!
hajime
- enjoys ac- gets confused every 2 seconds doe- one time chiaki make rosie move out of hajime’s island as a prank. he will never forgive her for this- his favorite villager is rosie cuz she’s just adorable,, also vibes with kabuki- his favorite special character is flick. funky chameleon boy- grumbles about how he misses rosie constantly- loves tangy doe,, calls her orange juice
nagito
- loves to play with hajime and chiaki- only villagers that he likes ever move into his island bc of his luck- one time rosie moved into his island. hajime was fucking pissed- his favorite villager is ruby because she was one of his first animals to move into his island- his favorite special character is jack- likes having green flowers everywhere- got every fish he needed too cause of his damn luck
chiaki
- had her hands on it the second the game was released. plays constantly- always has an absurd number of bells and nook miles- her favorite villager is lolly :”)- her favorite special character is blathers bc funny sleepy owl man- has never seen daytime cause she sleeps during the day- even if she’s lazy her island is gucci as hell- invites hajime to her island just to bonk him and leave him to fight wasps
ibuki
- camped outside of gamestop till it opened, screamed when she got her hands on a copy- her favorite animal is definitely bella- favorite special villager is k.k., attends all his concerts, and has all his songs- anytime she makes a mistake she’ll just yell “NO!”- is actually pretty calm playing- will give all the villagers wacky voices, ends up in snort laughter- doesn’t like fishing cause she always pulls the rod in to early- loves having colors EVEYRRYWRHERE
mikan
- favorite villager is fauna- favorite special villager is lable- anytime she gets stung she’s on top of it, has tons of medicine- cries when she does anything wrong- worries if her villagers judge her- sucks at fishing- all of her clothing has at least one (1) bandaid included cause why not- her actual villager has a bandaid on its face for the aesthetic™- loves when she’s sitting on a bench and a villager joins
mahiru
- has so many random photos of nature or villagers- favorite villager is tasha she’s vry cute!!- favorite special villager is pavé since HES flamboyant and good for pictures- her island is very aesthetic- tons of pretty flowers everywhere, and everything place is just aligned perfectly somehow- loves touring others islands, especially hiyoko’s- her outfit has a drawn on camera for the vibe
peko
- avid fan of animal crossing- if you cant interact with real life animals then games >>- favorite villager is all of them (but favors marshal more,, reminds her of fuyuhiko)- favorite special villager is isabelle- has never bullied or hit one (1) of her villagers, cherishes them too much- will send them letters saying how much she loves them from time to time- her island is very pretty and all her villagers are decorated outside- forgets to eat dinner or sleep cause she plays it so much
akane
- “how many things in the game can i eat”- favorite villager is katt cause she’s so INDEPENDENT- favorite special villager is jingle, always makes her excited- has a makeshift restaurant on her island- all her outfits have food somewhere on them- every fruit tree she can get she has, she requires food 24/7- constantly threatens to fight tom nook for putting her in debt
fuyuhiko
- FAV VILLAGER MARSHAL 100%- also pashmina cause she reminds him of natsumi- natsumi was the one who convinced him to get it, showed it to peko- now they play it every night together before bed- yells at villagers anytime they get in his way then apologizes profusely- peko has to help him design his island he just doesn’t get it- takes her on ac dates, they just stargaze or look at their aquariums- likes to talk to the villagers as if they can hear him,, will blush and deny if peko points it out
sonia
- favorite villager is tia because she “looks fancy”- favorite special villager is pavé- has tons of outfits related to disney princesses- her island is very modern looking, prefers stone things than wooden- has tons of fashion shows- everything about her island is clean and aligned- lets gundham visit a lot to check in on her cute villagers- hella rich has that bell cash money
kazuichi
- compliments sonia’s island everyday even if he hasn’t been allowed on it- favorite villager is freya, loves her colors- favorite special villager is harvey cause he vibes- screams anytime he gets a big fish- island lowkey looks like trash but sonia gives him advice amen- is pretty smart about wasps, but lacks iq with anything else like tarantulas- unironically celebrates the villagers’ birthdays- even if he’s feral he likes to take a chill pill and play ac
teruteru
- ew- favorite villager is merengue- favorite special villager is isabelle- tries to flirt with villagers through letters- all the villagers on his island are wamen- tried to buy nude qr codes,, failed- always has an apron on and has a little cafe on his island
imposter
- favorite villager is keaton since he’s funky- favorite special villager is blanca- scoffs anytime they miss an insect or fish- dedicated to ac after they said they wouldn’t be- their island is actually pretty well decorated, they enjoy having flowers everywhere- until they run over them and regret living
hiyoko
- favorite villager is soleil, tiny and cute- favorite special villager is jack- mahiru suggested ac to her and then she got obsessed- always bullies her villagers, its a miracle they haven’t moved out- pitfall seeds buried all over her island for poor, unsuspecting visitors- her island is akin to hell no one wants to visit her- its a shame since its so pretty tho- likes visiting places with mahiru and letting her take photos- enjoys spinning to pretend she’s dancing
gundham
- his favorite villagers are all the hamsters- his favorite special villager is daisy mae- has played since the first game, religious fan of it- never been rude to one of his villagers- takes designing very seriously and it pays off- despite his very colorful island his outfits are pretty dark- walks around sonia’s island a lot and they stargaze sometimes- played it for 24 hours straight once, almost died- goes on to ac forums and starts flame wars with anyone that bullies their villagers (mainly hiyoko)
nekomaru
- plays every now and then, loves it a lot- favorite villager is kevin since he vibes- favorite special villager is jingle, gets him hyped- anytime a villager starts singing he’ll yell “YOU’RE DOING GREAT”- doesn’t know how to decorate,, at all,,- his house is just another storage room to him- is in tons of debt due to tom, would rather buy expensive stuff with his bells- yells when fishing. doesn’t matter if its a big fish or not, he just does- will hype up someone when he goes to their island
dr v3!
shuichi
- kaede convinced him to get it and loves it- favorite villagers are punchy and beau, he just thinks theyre funky- favorite special villager is flick cause he’s laid back- waterfalls all over his island, says its a memorial to the waterfalls of tears he loses every night- visits his friends islands a lot- has tons of blue flowers and hasn’t ruined them once amen- kokichi ruined them once though. he cried- island is very aesthetic since it’s mostly nature themed- cries happy tears when villagers do ANYTHING- cherishes anything his friends gift him- except for kokichi, he sent him a threat and a shirt saying “nerd”
maki
- doesn’t tell a lot of people she plays it, very shy about it- favorite villager is cherry- favorite special villager is celeste- everything on her island is red and pink- even if she’s tough on the inside she loves having a cute island- has a place specifically to sit and watch the stars (mainly for when kaede and/or kaito is with her)- gets overly defensive when people ask why she loves her villagers so much- “I JUST-” sobs “DO”- gets bullied by kokichi for anything she does while playing- resulted in a broken arm and trampled flowers. F
himiko
- only plays at night until tenko convinces her to wake up earlier- favorite villager is bob- favorite special villager is k.k- just likes vibing doesn’t take anything to seriously- tries her best for her outfits to resemble a magician- preforms “magic” shows ( it’s really just her throwing down items and claiming it appeared magically )- tenko and angie drag her all across their islands daily, acts like she doesn’t love it but its the main reason she still plays- anytime she gets something new she just shrugs- doesn’t like zipper and tenko has to assure her it isn’t a murderer tracking her location
kaede
- favorite villager is bianca- favorite special villager is k.k, unironically likes his music- has a piano in every room of her house- pretends to play said pianos for friends that are visiting- rainbow flowers everywhere- except red because she gives those all to maki- convinces people to have fashion shows with her, no actual winners, but they all win in her heart- plays it a lot in her free time, kind of addicted- likes to hum along with singing villagers- everything about her island is just hella cute
rantaro
- “whats an animal crossing”- and ever since that day he’s been a religious fan, amen- favorite villager is chief, likes making “that ain’t it chief” jokes- favorite special villager is k.k, will listen to his music whenever he’s staring off into space- his island is lazily made but still looks so good??- will just stare at butterflies before remembering he should catch them- “what’s the point of an ocean if i can’t sail it bro..”- loves playing at night cause of shooting stars- always wishes for kokichi to stop sending him hate letters
kirumi
- favorite villager is whitney and tia since theyre,, cool n chill- favorite special villager is isabelle- her house and island are 100% CLEAN- has a zen garden behind her house- anytime someone visits her island she offers them tea- treats the villagers like her own family- likes sending them letters with perfect grammar, just pleases her soul- has never gotten stung by a wasp her iq is large- her outfit looks like a maid amen- kokichi always ask her to clean his island, never happened
ryoma
- favorite villager is rasher- favorite special villager is kicks- doesn’t get the appeal of ac- will play it for like 5 minutes tops- enjoys the fishing aspect doe- anytime he visits someones island he will just sit on the shore and stare out into the ocean- thanks god that his villager is the same height as all the animal ones, now he isn’t short (:
korekiyo
- body outlines, blood, and bloody summoning ritual circles everywhere on his island- favorite villager is lucky- favorite special villager is jack and blathers- keeps scary looking fish in his house- said house is dark and probably has an occult book somewhere- curses his villagers in an unknown language whenever they forsake him- every screenshot of a villager he has includes him behind a tree staring menacingly at them- doesn’t invite people to his island, people don’t even wanna come- if he somehow ends up on somebody's island he’ll stalk them- became an urban legend on all the ac forums
angie
- her favorite villager is ankha- favorite special villager is isabelle and jingle- anytime a villager moves in she says “atua has blessed angie with a cute villager!”- likes yellow flowers- her outfit is just a smock with paint on it amen- sends people and villagers letters wishing them good health every. single. day.- likes tagging along with tenko and himiko whenever they do something- loves chasing butterflies
tenko
- was very hyped over the game since everybody else hyped it up- favorite villager is nibbles and cookie they’re just VIBING- favorite special villager is isabelle (screams anytime she is on screen)- will wake up himiko or angie at 3 am to flex the big fish she just got- got rich just to buy them gifts- anytime a guy is in her presence she bonks them with a net- this is the reason she has no male villagers, and no males invited. periadt.- has matching outfits with da girls- grows lots of flowers (mainly to give to her friends amen)- cherishes this game cause it gives her an excuse to spend time with da girls
miu
- favorite villager is olivia - favorite special villager is shrunk- constant sex jokes- her outfit looks like a stripper deadass- harasses people about not knowing how to play when she, herself, does not have a damn clue- almost ruined her console cause she’ll spit out her drink when she gets a big fish- everything she does is feral- never stops running so she doesnt have flowers- kokichi steals any flowers she may have anyway- decorating? whats that? just throw random stuff on ur island
gonta
- his favorite villager is joey cause he’s funny looking and trying his best- his favorite special villager is blathers- island looks pretty natural, just dirt paths every now and then- will hunt down an insect even if he has it already- was sad he had to give up his insects to blathers, then realized... he can catch them again!!- has a garden and always gets excited when butterflies fly around- golden net to show off how much of a pro he is at collecting insects- gets shy anytime someone visits but his islands so cute,,
kaito
- favorite villager is apollo because he’s named after the apollo 11- favorite special villager is harvey, can respect his vibes- likes walking around with maki and shuichi- tries his best to play it but he’s kinda dumb,,- whenever gets something new he loses all his brain cells in excitement- will probably never pay tom nook back. he is clueless about even being in debt.- mostly plays before bed cause he stares at the stars- will send maki pictures of shooting stars even if its 2 am- island is pretty natural since he forgets to decorate it,,
kokichi
- favorite villager is pietro cause he always compares him to people- loves all the mouse villagers- favorite special villager is jack and blanca- all over his island is just. holes and pitfall seeds.- has fallen into the holes plenty of times himself- sends all of his friends letters, which just consist of him making fun of them- tons of carnival things around his island since “ur invited to the circus clown”- his house looks like jail for no reason- clowns others for having poor taste in fashion when he just cosplays a RAT- also has an outfit that looks like a trash can xoxo
kiibo
- favorite villager is ribbot, they’re practically the same- favorite special villager is snowboy and blathers- anytime he reads text its so robotic,, hella funny to whoever's playing with him- everything also confuses him- “what is a .. c+??”- is actually very efficient and paid off his tom nook debts in no time- respects his villagers a lot and will give them gifts- his favorite part is chasing butterflies, usually misses tho- accidentally shot a gift balloon over water, searched for it for over 10 minutes- anytime someone does something he just does a happy emote @ them,,
tsumugi
- favorite villager is tasha she’s a bad bithc- favorite special villager is blanca- has so many different outfits as different anime characters- her island is so well decorated- loves taking aesthetic screenshots with her anime outfits- takes commissions for designing clothing amen- runs an ac instagram just to flex how pretty her things are- actually enjoys the game a lot, especially with other people
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100 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION PROMPTS:
A/N: It is finally hereee. Sorry if it's a bit late, I'm like, at 117 followers now AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. Thank y'all so much for supporting me and reading my fics❤️❤️❤️ OH, and sorry if the prompts aren't that great, I'm still not used to writing prompts but, I really tried my best because I want this celebration to be good.
And for the requests that I have YET TO FINISH, I apologize again because I don't have great time management. I'll be working on the requests in order as well. Let's just hope school doesn't get in the way of this one😂 send in requests as much as you can guys! I love your ideas so much and it keeps me motivated to get through school so I can continue to write my heart out😂❤️
I'll be extending the time limit to this by the for a month because why not😂
I'll be accepting requests from this prompt list within this period of time:
February 14, 2020 — March 14, 2020
A N G S T :
1. “I’m sorry, but I can’t stay”
2. “You said you’d never leave me, so why are you walking away?”
3. “You promised! You promised me that you’ll stay!”
4. “That’s exactly the thing y/n, I loved you”
5. “Where were you!? I’ve been waiting for 5 goddamn hours!”
6. “I am really sorry, darling.”— “It’s ok. I’ll be here I guess.”
7. “I know I promised, but—”— “It’s fine. Just know that I’ll always be here for you.”
8. “You idiot! Why did you keep this from me!?”
9. “Cut the crap, I know you’re hurt!”
10. “You don’t have to pretend, I know you pretend every goddamn day. You’re hurting yourself, you’re hurting me.”
11. “Before I leave, I have one more request.”— “What?! After all of this, what else could you possibly want out of me?!”— “Be happy. Move on. Please, look after yourself.”
12. “You told me you loved me, did you tell her that to?!”
13. “You know you don’t have to hide anything from me, so please tell me why there are cuts on your arm”
14. “How stupid could you be to think that you could handle that yourself?!”
15. “I wanted to see you, but not like this. Never like this.”
16. “Am I really that bad?”
17. “You’ve walked away so many times but I took you back! This is too much. I’m so sorry but it’s my turn to leave.”
18. “Don’t please I—”— “You have to let go sweetheart. You know you’ll have to eventually.”
19. “So, what, you’re just giving up on me? On us??”
20. “What happened?”— “It’s like— I-It’s like I forgot how to love you”
21. “Don’t force it, please. You already know that it’ll end like this even if we try again.”
22. “I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe you a fucking thing”
23. “Everyone thinks she’s not the one, but she I think she’s damn near close to that if she isn’t. I know I can’t risk losing her.”
24. “Just know that I’d go to the moon and back just to get the chance to love you again.”
25. “Stop— Stop! Please, stop you’re hurting yourself!”
26. “I don’t deserve you. I never did, and I never got how you can love me the way you do now.”
27. “I realized how easy it is to live without you”
28. “I-I could’ve left but I didn’t”— “but you should’ve”
29. “You caught me, but you let me go”
30. “Go. Go to them. You always do anyway”
31. “I should’ve left when I had the chance.”
32. “You know, people warned me. Warned me about you.”— “What did they say?” “That you’d end up breaking my heart. I should’ve listened to them.”
33. “I—I think I broke her.”
34. “H-hey, it’s me. Y-you remember me, r-right?”
35. “You want to know the worst part, hmm?”— “I—”—”It’s been 5 fucking years and I still love you”
36. “Please let me explain!”— “I think you explained well enough last time. I understand, you love her, not me”
37. “I trusted you!”— “And I trusted myself enough not to hurt you, but I still did”
38. “This wouldn’t have happened if you just listened to me!”
39. “You know what they say…cut off one head, two more shall take it’s place.”
40. “Am I not enough for you??”— “You were”
41. “You told me you were over her”— “I lied”
42. “Making you fall in love with me was never my intention”
43. “You let me down when I thought I finally had someone to build me back up.”
44. “”Hey— hey baby? Come on, keep your eyes open for m-me. You can d-do this, b-babe— look a-at m— look at me! Y-you can do this, alright?”
45. “I’m fine, really. I always knew that he wasn’t the one. I guess you can say he’s just my almost”
46. “You could’ve died!”— “I did! I died the moment I saw him snap his fingers!”
47. “I’m sorry! I know I should’ve been better—” — “but you weren’t. You could’ve been but you weren’t!”
48. “H-Hey Pete. I just wanted to call you to say sorry. I know you’ve moved on, but I haven’t. I don’t know how long I have, but I wanted to tell you that, please, take care of dad, take care of yourself and take care of MJ. My life has been a wreck, but it was way better with you in it. When I lost you, I lost myself, and I’m sorry for that. I should’ve just been happy for you. God, I hope you don’t delete this voicemail.”
49. “He won’t be back! He’s dead and all you can do is accept it!”— “No! He’s not dead, he can’t be! He told me he’d come home, he promised me he’d be back!”
50. “It’s my fault, this is my fault. You’re not safe here, just— just leave. I don’t want to hurt you.”
F L U F F
51. “Never, in my life, have I felt so much love for one person.”
52. “Don’t worry, love. I’m here, and I never plan on leaving”
53.“Stop! Tickling me won’t work!”— “I doubt that, love. I can do this all day”
54. “My heart belongs to you, my London boy.”
55. “Don’t tempt me, babe”— “What? I’m not tempting you to do anything”— “Yes, yes you are. Everyday, just looking at you makes me want to love you even more than I already do, which—quite frankly— I didn’t think was possible.”
56. “W-will you go on a d-date with m-me?”— “Only if you kiss me again”
57. “Is that my hoodie?”— “uhhhhm, no?”
58. “Where were you?! I called so many times!”— “Yeah, but my phone died. I was at work. Why’d you call so many times though? I told you I was working today.”— “I remembered that I forgot to tell you that I love you before you left”
59. “C’mon, time to get up.”— “Noooo. I wanna cuddle some mooreee”
60. “You’re not sick anymore. Now can I kiss you?”
61. “I love you”— “No, you love Taylor Swift.”— “Shhh, you’re ruining the moment”
62. “Move. I want to cuddle”
63. “You’re an idiot.”— “Your idiot.”
64. “I know you’re only here for Tessa.”— “I mean, yeah, but playing with Tessa isn’t the same without you.”
65. “Can you do me a favor and NOT break your nose for once?”— “Sure, but only if you kiss it better.”— “Ew Tom, no. It’s all bruised and bloody.”
66. “I’m not afraid of the dark anymore.”— “Oh really? And why is that?”— “Because now, you’re here to light up my world.”
67. “You look cute when you’re mad. You’re like a cute little bunny with a frown”
68. “Oh come here. I know you can’t resist me.”
69. “I’ll go to sleep only if you sing to me first.”
70. “Will you be MJ to my Peter Parker?”
71. “Hey, can you take Tessa for a walk?”— “Yeah sure, but I thought you wanted to walk her?”— “I never said I wasn’t”
72. “I’d dance with you around the stars if I could”
73. “It’s a prank! It’s a prank, it’s a prank”
74. “Can you stop checking me out and actually try to clean the house?”
75. “Here, close your eyes and take my hand. Do you trust me?”— “No.”— “Oh come one, you don’t mean that.”— “Yeah you’re right, I don’t”
76. “I won’t be able to take you seriously if you keep wearing my cloths. Looks too good on you.”
77. “Let me go, I have work.”— “Not until I get my good morning kiss”— “Gross. You have morning breath.”
78. “You’re such a dork, but I guess that’s why I fell in love with you in the first place.”
79. “Don’t pout. That’s cheating because you know I can’t resist you when you pout”
80. “You? Ugly? Impossible.”
81. “I can’t think of anything other than you that can make me this happy.”
82. “NO! Don’t open your eyes!”— “Wha— Why??”— “Because then it won’t be a surprise, duhh!”
83. “Have you ever stopped to think, that maybe in another universe, we’re with other people? Maybe we don’t even know each other or—”— “You have to stop watching those documentaries, babe. Anyway, I don’t think I could ever be with anyone other than you. Even in another universe.”
84. “I hate you.”— “No, I know you love me.”— “I do, and I hate you for it”
85. “One day, I’m going to propose and you’ll say yes. It’s going to be the best day ever.”— “Yeah. It definitely will be.”— “And with that, Y/N L/N, will you make today the happiest day of our lives?”
86. “I like it when you’re sick”— “Hey!”— “It gives me more reason to take care of you.”
87. “So, there’s this house party RDJ’s hosting. Wanna be my date?”
88. “Awwww, I never realized how cute you are when you sneeze!”
89. “Hey, uh, we have thin walls here and I uh, I heard barking so I figured you have a dog. Is it alright if I play with them for a bit? I love dogs i-if you can’t already tell.”
90. “We could be soulmates you know.”— “I know, and I don’t mind one bit.”
91. “I really want to kiss you right now.”— “Kiss me then”
92. “You’re such an ass.”— “I know right. Been doing a lot of squats lately.”
93. “Ugh, it’s still too early. Wake me up later.”— “Too ea— it’s 4pm!”
94. “I love you, but that doesn’t mean I won’t laugh at you when you do something stupid”
95. “Get a life, you dummy.”— “I already have one. You.”
96. “Do you want to sed something beautiful?”— “I’m already looking at her.”
97. “It’s hard to think when I’m drunk.”— “That’s why you have me, sweetheart.”
98. “I did this for you, you know. I got drunk so I could be confident enough to tell you how I actually feel about you.”
99. “Don’t believe anything they say. I love you, and only you.”
100. “I missed you! But probably not as much as baby Holland did.”— “Excuse me, baby who now???”
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oh-shit-a-baby · 5 years
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BLACK FRIDAY THOUGHTS PART TWO
A complete compilation of my thoughts throughout the musicals second half,,, this bois going to be real long bc I have a lot of thoughts lol
Now without @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces :(
Yep dumbledore can still sing
Omg his voice
This song is going to make me cry aaaaa
Becky: you don’t look at all the same as I remember
Me: yeah no shit dumbledore grew a beard
Jesus,,,,, theyre just going to go for it right there,,,,,, ookay
Wtaf is this movie they’re watching
HOLY SHIT HER VOICE IS /PRETTY/ HER RANGE IS HUGE!!!
Idk if this is an unpopular opinion bc no one has an opinion yet but Becky and toms song is the cutest one ever and a bop and I love it
Jesus they payed for a balcony and they’re going to fucking use it aren’t they
WELCOME TO PEIP HQ IM SO DOWN FOR THAT
OH THERE ARE MANY DIMENSIONS????? U GONNA EXPLAIN THAT MR GENERAL MACNAMARA????
The black and white isn’t that what lexs sister was on about
Wiggly is the king u wot m8
President kurt knows nothing about anything and that’s a mood
So if the next movie isn’t about ‘13 years ago’ imma freak
U WANNA SEND ME INTO THE FUCKIN TWILIGHT ZONE AND HAVE DINNER WITH THE DEVIL??????!?!!
NO!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!
^^^president kurt quotes
In short, mr president, we are trying to stop the birth
*dramatic piano*
Of a god.
*dRAMATIC PIANO*
It’s good score tho 10/10
Sherman young
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Nuff said
After today’s great battle???
Faith in the one true god!! All hail wiggly!!!
My new religion lol
LET LAKESIDE MALL BE A NEW JERUSALEM!!!!
*cue joey and Robert just screaming wiggly for like 5 mins straight*
NO THEY FOUND LEX
OH YEAH FUCKIN KILL THEM!!!
Who????????
FUCK YEAH LINDA
CULT??? NO! ITS A NEW EXCITING RELIGION THAT I STARTED!!!!
Yeah Gerald
She pronounces Cinnabon as see-nah-bohn what’s up with that lol
I NEED A WIGGLY DOLL...... IDEALLY FOUR OF THEM!!!
IVE MET GOD. HE HAD NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
*cue people dying and their mics stopping working*
Holy fuck they all wanna kill Hannah now (lexs sister gets a name now apparently)
LAUREN I LOVE YOU AS A VILLAIN
I would kneel before villain Lauren any day
I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything and then I will oh shit it’s Gerald.
While I don’t want you to think for yourselves I do want you to understand what I mean when I say my evil shit
I’m sorry that choreo is a yike
ETHAN DARLING COME BACK I MISS YOU <<<333333
IM CRYING NOW
He’s in the black and white now we’ll that sounds like shit
NOT ETHAN
Hannah is the unsung hero of this musical so far
*said in wiggly voice* well, webby (Hannah’s spider imaginary friend who I think is gonna be the deus ex machina of this thing) is a stupid bitch!
Rotten little banana. I’m going to peel you. I’m going to split you in two. I’m going to eat you Hannah. I’m going to eat you right now. *all said in dramatic wiggly voice*
Aaand their mics broke again
We don’t get tricked! We’re grown ups!
And Becky and Tom are immediately evil the second they see the wiggly bc of course they are
Jesus beckys the villain???????
Welcome to the musical where everyone gets a villain song AND a hero song??????
Her voice is still beautiful
*Prancing around* DO YOU WANT SOME CANDYYYYY??????
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She’s still wearing ethans hat my heart is going to go oh my god
And he just,,,,, leaves Becky to die?????
President Kurt in a space suit oh my god
And America is great again is playing in the background
MACNAMARA SAID ‘GODSPEED’ AND IS THAT A CATCHPHRASE I SENSE THERE
Yeah no president kurt can’t do foreign policy
His name is like howie or something but imma call him president kurt just like Tom was dumbledore for like the first half of this mess
Oh fuck joeys character is here and he’s gonna FUCK PREZ KURT UP
He’s eating an apple that means he’s a asshole
Holy fuck joeys character is like the ultimate capitalist
And also terrifying holy shit
NO MACNAMARA DONT GO IN THERE
Joeys character: Do you think that in the Netherlands they’d care about some toy??? Nah!!! They’re too busy with their free vacations and FREE healthcare!!
(When I refer to joeys character I mean the evil one he just doesn’t have a name yet so idk what to call him)
And joey can still sing I love him
His voice is so good and this whole villain is giving me spies are forever flashbacks
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I have absolutely no fuckin clue what’s going on rn
Holy fuck joeys voice is so beautiful and his range is killing me
I take back what I said earlier this song is the best one bc joey
Holy fuck someone just hit like a high d and I have no clue who it was bc the video quality is not the greatest
JESUS THATS TERRIFYING
THE FUCK YOU MEAN DONT BE FRIGHTENED THATS MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKER JESUS CHRIST
Wiggly is so scary because he speaks like a child and those are scary
MACNAMARA EX MACHINA
Mac: BEGONE
Prez kurt: SORRY JOHN I FUCKED IT UP
THATS THE HOOK FROM NOT YOUR SEED ISNT IT HOLY SHIT
Joeys voice and acting is gonna kill me
Yeah made in America is the shit
MAC NO U CANT DIE U DIE IN TGWDLM
Also the black and white is a dumb as shit name for an alternate reality
Prez kurt: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
*wiggly voice* Uh-oh mr prezzy-wez. It seems you’ve misplaced your bomby-womb.
Well shits about to go down
I’m calling it the bomb bombed the White House
Oop no they’ve only gone and lost Moscow
Well fuck here comes ww3 I guess
And prez kurt is definitely insane in the brain
ITS THE HOOK AGAIN THE ‘ALIENS INVADING MINDS’ BIT OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS
Jesus Sherman is a weird fuck and lex is kinda clever I guess it’s a shame we haven’t seen her for most of the musical
Lex: I THREW EM IN THE FUCKIN TRASH
LEX BABY NO DONT DIE
Lex: Is this what I live for? To be choked in a toy store?
Lexs beautiful song is this musicals version of not your seed but depression
And her voice is /pretty/
MAC?????????????
WHAT??????????????
OH MY GOD HE IS AUTHORISING HER TO USE HIS FIREARM YES QUEEN
I’m sorry lex and Hannah can do what
Jeffs voice kills me him and joey need a duet and that would be the end of me
What did lex just do in so confused
MAC DID THE SALUTE IMMA CRY YALL
And we’re back with Tom
Oh fuck lex is gonna shoot tom
Hold up Tom names his son Tim
Wiggly is playing mind tricks now yikes
Lex: KIDS DONT WANT THAT PEICE OF SHIT!!!
Tom: wat
Lex: THEYRE ALL INTO FORTNITE DUDE!!!!!
So the doll can only fuck with adults not kids???
Jesus Christ this is depressing
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U wot lex
Lex: YOURE LIKE 40!!!!! YOU PROBABLY THINK YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!
Holy fuck this shit is deep
Wait lex still doesn’t know about Ethan oh my god
And Dylan gets another hero song holy fuck just give Robert a song already everyone else has one
At the same time though this is S a d
I’m not crying you’re crying
YES DUMBLEDORE U HIT THAT HIGH NOTE
Tom: in fact you’re real fuckin ugly
Me: yeah no shit
Lex: FUCK YEAH!!!! Should i move these boxes first?
*cue very clever scene change*
Yeah Gerald no one wants to talk to u
Oh my god Linda leave Hannah and ethans hat alone my heart is breaking for Hannah
Linda: is this some kind of a jooooke?????
They’re gonna set one of their dolls on fire ok ok ok this is fine
More villain songs ookay
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If someone could tell me what the fuck is going on in this scene I’d be very impressed
Evil yoga
YES LAUREN U QUEEN
HOLY FUCK IS THAT CHARLOTTE??????
OH MY GOD ITS JAIME IN THE CHARLOTTE COSTUME IT IS CHARLOTTE HOLY SHIT
ITS CHARLOTTE AND THE HOMELESS DUDE HOLY SHIT
The choreo is...... interesting
Cue Robert not-Corey and Lauren being the only good dancers and getting special choreo
FUCK YEAH BECKY WITH THE GUN
LINDA NO
Ookay so everyone’s on fire this is fine
Emma and Paul ex machina
SOMEBODY NUKED MOSCOW!
paul is family third wheeling
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS KOOKY RECLUSIVE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR
*audience fucking looses their shit*
WHO LIVES ON THE EDGE OF TOWN
Paul is having an existential crisi because he sHOULD HAVE WORN A WATCH
Someone’s gonna fall of that staircase by the end of this performance
HOLY FUCK ITS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID
IT IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID OH NY GODDDDD
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LOOK AT HIM
It’s the what if tomorrow comes bit!!!!!!!
Okay again this choreo is interesting but the vocals are all S t u n n i n g
They’re literally counting down until the end of the show imma loose my shit that’s the least subtle they’ve been during the entire show
Hang on hang on hang on hang on haaaaang on right there
Did lex just never find out that her boyfriend died we were deprived of a heart wrenching moment when she found out about Ethan
Like jeez I cried and I barely knew him she was dating the guy and just... didn’t ask about him????
ITS THE HOOK AGAIN
That’s it!!!!! Those were my thoughts the first time I watched this through!!!!!!!
Scream at me in the notes with any questions and I’ll try answer them :)
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hello ! ♡ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ   i’m tia, member of the famous 97liner grandma group chat ( and that one person who can’t shut up in her intros but when it comes to actually talking to people suddenly has the vocabulary of  pikachu season 1-13. anyway ). this is my shady sunflower adora, and she’s a new muse of mine. tbh i haven’t figured her out, so i’ll also continue being a mess™ here -- but i’m so excited to be here and i hope to write with all of you. (๑→ܫ←)  if you catch me saying something dumb, i haven’t watched pokemon for ages and *grandma vc* i only know the games for the game boy and nintendo ds, so i blame everything on that. 
WOW  i told you, i love talking too much in my intros (T▽T)  , so let me quickly finish this by guiding you to my wanted connections below, hehe . also if you want to plot just hmu or give this a like  and i’ll run to you parkour style ! ♡ (ノ∀`♥)
♡  growing up adora’s parents had doted on her, spoiled her and given her everything they couldn’t have when they were young.
♡  it wasn’t adora who demanded all the things she was given, but her parents (whose jobs i haven’t decided yet, but lets pretend it’s something they can live a comfortable life with)  who both didn’t grow up with much and wanted their child to only know the good things the world offered.
♡ while, adora (who still went by the name nayeon back then) didn’t become that spoiled brat everyone else expected her to be, she grew up quite naive. she expected the same kindness her parents would give to her. the thought that anyone could corrupt her and use that blind loyalty against her never even crossed her mind. (she was that “you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?” arthur meme)
♡ it would be a lie to say her parents weren’t concerned about how gullible their daughter was. that’s why they gifted her her first pokemon (back then umbreon was still a eevee) , in hopes he would protect her if adora found herself in a tricky situation. 
♡ what they didn’t expect was that that present would also spark her curiosity and suddenly caused her to talk about wanting to discover other places outside johto with her pokemon.
♡ albeit, hesitant about letting her go in the end they agreed to it, but they also secretly hoped that she might return sooner when she realizes that her journey might become a lonely one.
♡ (un)fortunately (because spoiler alert  *love alarm vc* someone within a 10 meter radius is friggin shady*) she met another pokemon trainer on her journey and throughout their journey they became close, if not best friends.
♡ everything seemed fine about them, but what adora didn’t notice was that they would bring her on the wrong track and try to force their  beliefs on her (spoiler alert 2: that person was a member of team steel )
♡ adora assuming that her “best friend” only wanted her best for her allowed them to convince her and somehow she found herself in that organization and becoming something like a member.
♡ after not too long even adora noticed how twisted the thing they were doing were and it didn’t take her too long to express her concerns to her friend.
♡ expecting that her friend would understand her and even hoping that they would leave the organization with her, she was met with utter shock when her friend refused to go with her and even threatened her.
♡ too scared of what might happen to her and her pokemon, she secretly left with her pokemon the same night.
♡  random hc but that the same night her eevee also evolved to umbreon (bcs i thought it would  be funny when adora would be like “huh u look different, is that even u ? but lemme take you with me*)
♡ due to her being an ex member (although it was quite short) she decided to change her name from nayeon to adora, to make sure no one could track her. 
because this is getting long, i will quickly add some wanted connections here (*ノ∀`*)
♡  someone who knows about her being an ex member of team steel: although adora actually never did any shady stuff, maybe they might have seen her with them. we can make it dramatic and perhaps something happened to y/m and they think adora had to do something with it. or they might threaten her to tell others about it. or we can make it funny where adora thinks they want to spill the secret and constantly avoids them, although y/m has no intention to do it. and is just confused why adora tries to avoid them. 
♡ if it works and your muse also used to be an ex member of steel, her former best friend (or at least she believed they were her best friend). maybe they regret their actions and want to apologize to her or anything is fine sdnssddsd
♡  someone from her past who knows her: it’s similar to the one above, just that y/m knows her and is utterly confused why she changed her name and is acting so different from back then.
♡  ( real ) best friends: BECAUSE who doesn’t love a good friendship *clenches fist*. after finding out her so called best friend betrayed her, adora doesn’t trust people as easily as she used to but with y/m she learns that there are plenty of people that won’t use her. a soft and warm friendship plot please where both help each other out to pursuit their dreams or share their struggles ?? bcs gimme all the heart warming moments  (๑→ܫ←)
♡ childhood friends : they lost touch but by pure accident they meet again. they can rekindle or maybe they don’t even like each other anymore because y/m or adora has changed too much. perhaps they also might become rivals (it can be in that shounen sport anime way where they will later have that dramatic hand shake and be like “next time you’ll lose” and secretly admire the other. or they just don’t like each other-)
♡ brickering friends: because who doesn’t love a good tom and jerry friendship. also because i just had this hc where they’re all childish and like “your pokemon is ugly :/”.
♡ exes (bad terms, good terms etc): because who doesn’t love a good exes connection and a little heart break. maybe they broke up because adora ghosted on them (it might be the time where she joined team steel or after she left and tried to leave everything and everyone from her old life behind). y/m might be confused what they did to her and still ponder on it. bonus point: if they meet again on accident after a long time .
♡  unrequited love: ( PUTTING THIS HERE BCS I LOVE a good ol’ painful unrequited love plot ) it can go both ways, either adora has a crush on y/m or the other way. *clenches fist* because (if she isn’t the one with the unrequited love) adora is a big softie which also makes her an arse because she’ll try not to hurt the other and lead them on or never really rejecting them. 
JUST GIVE ME EVERYTHING SCREAMS! i’m down for anything i just couldn’t come up with more- 
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Ah well were all at home better ask all 200 questions g, don't really know much about u
200 QUESTIONS???? ALRIGHT HERE YA GO. 
hope you enjoy me spending an hour answering all of these :) 
200: My crush’s name is: N/A 199: I was born in: 2000 198: I am really: nice 197: My cellphone company is: idk 196: My eye color is: Hazel, can turn dark brown or light green sometimes 195: My shoe size is: 8 194: My ring size is: 7 I think 193: My height is: 5′3 192: I am allergic to: penicillin  191: My 1st car was: Toyota  190: My 1st job was: Baskin Robbins  189: Last book you read: Suicide Notes (highly recommend)  188: My bed is: galaxy bedding and is currently on the floor in my bed fram cause my friends broke it... 187: My pet: Black cockapoo and a white cockapoo named Abby and Molly 186: My best friend: is a hoe 185: My favorite shampoo is: herbal essence color me happy  184: Xbox or ps3: I perfer Wii, Wii U or Nintendo switch  183: Piggy banks are: cute, Mine is a ducktales cup  182: In my pockets: nothing rn 181: On my calendar: nothing rn 180: Marriage is: a good thing but not a necessity for a happy life 179: Spongebob can: get it  178: My mom: is a queen  177: The last three songs I bought were? i only buy cds for my car so: Lover, Hozier, Blink 182 176: Last YouTube video watched: The Office deleted scenes 175: How many cousins do you have? 8 but I only see four of them and two of them are adults with kids so i consider them more of aunt and uncle figures 174: Do you have any siblings? One older sister  173: Are your parents divorced? Nope  172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope 171: Do you play an instrument? Nope 170: What did you do yesterday? Sat on ass and watched youtube 
[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: ye why not 168: Luck: yes  167: Fate: yes 166: Yourself: kinda 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: mmmm yes i guess 163: Hell: yes 162: God: uhhhhh yes and no, kinda indifferent 161: Horoscopes: yep 160: Soul mates: yesss 159: Ghosts: ye 158: Gay Marriage: WHO THE FUCK DOESNT BELIEVE IN THISS?? ITS REAL  157: War: think it does more harm than good 156: Orbs: ye 155: Magic: ye i wanna be a wizard 
[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: drunk, i dont do drugs and i dont drink yet but ill prob get drunk  152: Phone or Online: oo i use both but Online i guess 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: HOT 148: Summer or winter: Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: Both 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla  145: Night or Day: Day 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: I have straight hair but curly hair is also beautiful 142: McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING..I HATE MCDONALDS 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK 140: Mac or PC: Pc 139: Flip flops or high heals:...High heels prob 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR, IM ALREADY UGLY 137: Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER 136: Hillary or Obama: obama  135: Burried or cremated: cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: love both but maybe dancing rn 133: Coach or Chanel: Coach  132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk who they are 131: Small town or Big city: Big city, i grew up in a small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas  125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY  123: Yankees or Red Sox: eww sports 
[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:....does more harm than good  121: George Bush:....dont know enough to say but im pretty sure he was an awful human  120: Gay Marriage: It should just be called marriage, just because you’re gay doesnt make it any less or any more, its equal to other marriages  119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: Pro Choice, no one has the right to tell someone what to do with their body 117: MySpace: i never used it cause i was too young but i bet it was lit 116: Reality TV: its funny af  115: Parents: are nice if they care about their child but if they are abusive or horrible then they dont deserve respect  114: Back stabbers: should be stabbed  113: Ebay: its nice  112: Facebook: full of idiots and boomers  111: Work: a scam  110: My Neighbors: they fine 109: Gas Prices: A SCAM 108: Designer Clothes: a nice but really $200 for socks, no mama 107: College: SHOULD BE FREE 106: Sports: fun but no one needs to make that much money for throwing a ball 105: My family: i like them 104: The future: is wild and idk at this point 
[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: my mom like a few days ago 102: Last time you ate: at 11 today! 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:  100: Cried in front of someone: my mom after i yelled at her 99: Went to a movie theater: i saw Onward when we were allowed outside 98: Took a vacation: went to disneyland last October  97: Swam in a pool: like almost two years sadly  96: Changed a diaper: when i was like 8  95: Got my nails done: never got them done because my mom wouldnt take me cause i was a ‘tom boy’  94: Went to a wedding: never  93: Broke a bone: when i was three, my big toe 92: Got a piercing: my nose in January  91: Broke the law: i guess i sped the other day  90: Texted: literally as im doing this 
[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: my friend 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the silence of being alone 87: The last movie I saw: Princess and the Frog 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving for college 85: The thing im not looking forward to:  84: People call me: Deanna (real name), Dean, Star (what yall call me) ton of others 83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 80: The first person i talked to today was:  79: First time you had a crush: Ive had  78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friends 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my friends over ft  76: Right now I am talking to: no one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully being an animator  74: I have/will get a job: at disney  73: Tomorrow: doing nothing 72: Today: doing nothing  71: Next Summer: hopefully not on quarantine  70: Next Weekend: nothing special  69: I have these pets: 2 doggos 68: The worst sound in the world: ICE SCRAPING OR MOUTH BREATHING 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:  66: People that make you happy: my friends 65: Last time I cried: few days ago  64: My friends are: my world 63: My computer is: a Dell  62: My School: is a community college  61: My Car: it goes 60: I lose all respect for people who: are bigots, dehumanize people, republicans  59: The movie I cried at was: Onward had me sobbing  58: Your hair color is: Brown rn 57: TV shows you watch: theres too many 56: Favorite web site: tumblr or youtube 55: Your dream vacation: every disney park  54: The worst pain I was ever in was: i think when i cut my finger or when i went to the hospital for my chest  53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium rare  52: My room is: disney themed and my safe zone 51: My favorite celebrity is: Tara Strong  50: Where would you like to be: Disneyland 49: Do you want children: ehh maybe  48: Ever been in love: nope 47: Who’s your best friend: my neighbor that ive known since i was 4 46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: making cake  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my cousin 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: not really  42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: ye 41: Have you pre-named your children: kinda 40: Last person I got mad at: my mom 39: I would like to move to: La 38: I wish I was a professional: animator
[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Kitkat 36: Vehicle: Cars 35: President: 34: State visited: California, Nevada, Texas, Hawaii,  33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: n/a 31: Actor: Colin O'Donoghue 30: Actress: Lana Parrilla 29: Singer: Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift  28: Band: Big Time Rush 27: Clothing store: Hot topic, Ross,  26: Grocery store: Safeway  25: TV show: Once Upon A Time or PPG  24: Movie: Princess and the Frog and Ratatouille  23: Website: tumblr  22: Animal: elephant  21: Theme park: disneyland  20: Holiday: Halloween  19: Sport to watch: hockey  18: Sport to play:..i do not play  17: Magazine: i dont read mags  16: Book: Kingdom Keepers  15: Day of the week: Friday  14: Beach: one i went to in Hawaii  13: Concert attended: Jonas Brothers  12: Thing to cook: chowmein and strawberry shortcake  11: Food: Chowmein  10: Restaurant: my fav Chinese restaurant  9: Radio station: I don’t listen to the radio  8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla  7: Perfume: Vanilla  6: Flower: Rose or Larkspur  5: Color: Black or blue  4: Talk show host: umm i dont watch many but i guess Jimmy Fallon  3: Comedian: Jaboukie Young-White or John Mulaney  2: Dog breed: Pomeranian  1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye 
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tussive · 5 years
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I've posted a couple of songs by him recently but I'd just like to take a moment to shout out my friend William McAteer's music.  He makes music of a variety of styles, but primarily the bulk of it would fall under like folk, singer songwriter, indie rock.
I am obviously biased because he is like my best friend, but I truly think that he is one of the most talented musicians I've ever heard.  I was immediately enamoured with his music the moment he sent me a link to one of his songs.  His song writing is catchy and beautiful and well executed imo and his lyrics and subject matter are real and relatable.
I mentioned that I met my best friend on Omegle with the shared interest of DXM the other day, that's him.  He's a beautiful soul and I love him and want to spread his art as far as I am capable of.
So, if you're interested in that sort of area/type of music (folk, rock, "folktronica," sad boy shit, etc) I ask you to please check out William's music.  If you don't care for it, that's cool, no harm no foul.  But I think you'll like it and I truly believe this is music worth being heard.
Also I am pretty sure he is currently incarcerated (he had a court date this week some time, everyone told him he probably wasn't going to get any jail time, but he hasn't been active online anywhere since Tuesday and hasn't responded to any calls or texts, so it's not looking good.) and I think it'd be really cool if I could tell him that I got a bunch of people to check out his music while he was away.  He has a conflicted view of his music becoming more popular, but he does try to get it out there usually.  (He wants people to hear it, but then when more people start hearing it, people he doesn't like and don't understand what he's trying to say start talking about it and it makes him feel bad.)
I remember back in 2014 when Girl Part came out, I was living in Chicago with my girlfriend at the time.  And we both did DXM a lot and sometimes we'd decide to do it at night and the only place nearby that was open that carried it was a CVS that was idk, maybe a 1.5-2m walk.  The entire summer of 2014 I walked back and forth there so many times, always at night between 12AM-5AM, always listening to music while walking, either William's Girl Part, or Chief Keef - Bang Pt 2 or Almighty So.  That isn't really relevant to anything or anyone other than myself, but it's just a really fond memory lmao.
Four of his albums are available on his Bandcamp with name your own price, but he has other albums and hundreds of loose songs he's sent me.  I'm going to include a few links to some of my favorites, but if you'd like more stuff just hit me up and I can upload it for you. =3
Bandcamp: https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer
Alright then, some of my favorite songs of his.  This is by no means a complete list, of course.
I Want You (Tom Waits cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbNum6c_zvY
Demon Blood & My Dream Boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDufUP7Mbfo
Priapus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cmG8zhCYoQ
We Cut the Tzar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHgDWeyhmxc
Life's a Killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Fc1fMfjMQ
Dominar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqGvl_F_M6Y
Where Are You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJb1rs6x08
Lust for Life (Girls cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHUFsh70isY
Proud Filth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqSaG18AcU
dmt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYunh7xrRk8
Dark/Lite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNtSvpg_S58
The Body Is A System https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLoj_pLy9O0
Girl Part (this is my favorite song to listen to on DXM) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeKd7Jxe1c4
May, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNCfEQ6taug
Overalls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-wcVlHFQ2E
Hot Carl Cummin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePGxwD6ENU
A Short Song About Masturbation https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/a-short-song-about-masturbation
Bby Boi (I Need Me, You, I mean) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4t3GRqkj34
Traces of You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8_-dgWq2V4
Momma's Muffin (Mommy Loves You So Much) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt8Kh42x05Y
A Warm Embrace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VfsfPGm_g
Drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxhsVLavavs
PB&J https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tljQKjHXLC0
Stay Gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv6qaZFsSwQ
Stiefvater [This song was originally called Insensitive Cuboid Nazi Cuntboi, he must have changed it recently) https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/stiefvater
Your Ghosts https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/your-ghosts
Trazodone https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/trazodone
Renal Failure https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/renal-failure
Diaperboi https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/diaperboi
Ugly Thing https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/ugly-thing
Suicido https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/suicidio
OKAY https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/okay
Safety Net Girl https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/safety-net-girl
Old Souls https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/old-souls
B&E https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/b-e
Kiddo https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/kiddo
Love vs. Porn (Version 2) (Kevin Drew cover) [This is on a compilation of demos and assorted files he sent me and he never made any official cover art for it, so I just used a picture of him at AnthroCon lol.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uihQB5nWfo
Blue Color Scheme https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/blue-color-scheme
Remove Their Hands https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/remove-their-hands
Sweet Puppy Dog https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-puppy-dog
Stay Here https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-here-2
I Don't Wanna Be Here https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/i-dont-wanna-be-here
Percodan Smile https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/percodan-smile
Pink https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/pinkamena
homo demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvpZUXb4pIA
Cowboy Dick https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/cowboy-dick
U made me a Hole https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/u-made-me-a-hole-1
bedroom dream pop star fantasy https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/bedroom-dream-pop-star-fantasy
krylon https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/krylon
Hold u again.mp3 https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/hold-u-again-mp3
the dotted line https://soundcloud.com/williammcateer/the-dotted-line
Sublimated_Man https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/sublimated-man
A, moon https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/a-moon
True Lillith in Aries https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/true-lilith-in-aries
Lizard_Cum https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/lizard-cum
breath play https://williammcateermusic.bandcamp.com/track/breath-play
Okay, I'm gonna stop for now lmao.  Obviously I don't expect anyone to listen to all of those, feel free to just pick 1 or 2 at random and listen to see what you think, or whatever.
Anyway, sorry for the spam.  But please check my boy out.  He's a special type of person you don't find often.
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