#“no he is not. he is literally 5 years old”
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
cressidagrey · 3 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Didn't come up
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Felicity Leong-Piastri (Original Character)
Summary:  5 times another driver/teammate of Oscar found out about Felicity or Bee. 
Warnings and Notes: Big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble 😂
Tumblr media
Logan Sergeant - 2016 - Formula 4 UAE 
Oscar Piastri had just finished reviewing telemetry with his engineer when Logan Sargeant flopped down beside him on a folding chair like he’d been personally wronged by the concept of humidity in Abu Dhabi.
“You guys always this sweaty in Melbourne?” Logan asked, swiping at his forehead with a water bottle and missing.
Oscar smirked. “Not unless you’re karting uphill in January.”
Logan leaned back, rocking the chair onto two legs. “You’re weirdly calm for someone who just overtook half the grid on turn three.”
Oscar shrugged. “Had to. The inside line was open.”
Logan whistled low. “You Aussies are built different.”
There was a beat of silence, filled with the clatter of wheel guns and distant shouting from a team manager on the other side of the paddock.
Then Logan nudged him. “You bringing anyone to the next round? Girlfriend? Family?”
Oscar blinked. “Uh, no, she’s in school.”
Logan perked up. “So you do have a girlfriend.”
Oscar nodded. “Her name’s Felicity.”
“Oh, fancy,” Logan said, smirking.
Oscar just shrugged again, but this time it’s a little more self-conscious. “She’s smarter than anyone I’ve ever met. Like… scary smart.”
Logan laughed. “Dude. You’re literally doing physics problems between sessions.”
“Yeah, and she’s the one who checks them.”
That got a double take.
“Wait, how old is she?”
“Fifteen. Same year as me.”
“And she checks your work?”
Oscar looked at him, deadpan. “She once rewrote my entire MATLAB script for a school project because the code was inefficient.”
“...I don’t even know what a MATLAB is.”
Oscar finally cracked a grin. “Exactly.”
Logan leant back on his palms, looking vaguely awed. “Damn. Is she into racing too?”
Oscar’s face softened. “She watches every livestream. Even the janky ones that lag and buffer every five seconds. Says she likes seeing how I figure things out under pressure.”
“Supportive and a genius?” Logan whistled. “You’re punching, man.”
“I know,” Oscar said without hesitation.
And that’s the thing — he said it without irony, without doubt, like it’s just fact. Like Felicity  was a fixture in his life the same way racing is. Like even here, on the other side of the world, in a sport designed to chew you up, she was still his anchor.
Logan watched him for a moment, then grinned. “Alright then, Piastri. Guess I gotta step up. You’re out here with a rocket science girlfriend and a podium finish.”
Oscar shrugged again, but there’s a glint of pride in his eyes. “She’s not into big shows. Just… likes when I try hard.”
Logan nodded slowly. “Sounds like she keeps you grounded.”
“She does,” Oscar said. “She’s the reason I remember to eat lunch most days.”
“Bro,” Logan said, mock serious. “Marry her.”
Oscar didn’t laugh.
He just sips his water, quiet for a beat.
Then: “I might.”
Logan blinks. “You’re fifteen.”
Oscar shrugs. “Still might.”
***
Max Fewtrell - 2018 - Formula Renault Eurocup
Max Fewtrell had exactly three things in his race day ritual:
Complain about the weather, regardless of what it was actually doing.
Eat like he hadn’t seen a carb since Wednesday.
Steal food off anyone who had a better lunch than he did.
So when something absolutely divine — chili, soy, sesame, and maybe the faintest whiff of wok hei — drifted across the Renault Eurocup paddock, Max paused mid-wrap-unfurl, frowned at the damp tortilla in his hands, and began scanning the area like a bloodhound on a mission.
He didn’t have to look far.
Under one of the team canopies, Oscar Piastri was seated like a picture of tranquility. Legs crossed, back straight, Tupperware open on his lap. And, insult to injury, the kid was using actual chopsticks, not a spork like the rest of the peasants.
Max narrowed his eyes. He knew that smell.
“…Is that char kway teow?” he asked, tone already accusatory.
Oscar didn’t look up. Just plucked another glistening noodle from the box like this was a tea ceremony and not a war crime.
“Yes,” he replied, bone dry.
Max was already halfway to him. “Where did you even get that? We’re in France. I’ve had nothing but beige food for a week. A week, Oscar.”
Oscar finally glanced up, entirely serene. “My girlfriend made it. Sent it with me.”
“Wait, you have a girlfriend?”
Oscar nodded. “Felicity. She’s in school back in Britain. Singaporean-Chinese. Makes the best food I’ve ever had.”
Max stood there in silence for a beat, the betrayal setting in.
Oscar, sensing it, took another elegant bite.
Max’s mouth opened. “Does she—”
“No,” Oscar cut in, flat as a carbon fiber board. “I’m not sharing.”
Max stared. “That’s not very sportsmanlike of you.”
Oscar didn’t even blink. “Neither was that last overtake into Turn 4, but here we are.”
Max scowled, reached into his sad lunch wrap, and hurled a bit of limp lettuce at him.
Oscar dodged it with the kind of slow ease that made it worse. “Also,” he added, “she packed chili crisp and garlic oil in the bottom layer. You’d cry.”
“I’m already crying,” Max muttered, slumping into the folding chair next to him. “Mate’s got a literal food goddess and refuses to share. Unbelievable.”
Oscar, not even looking up from his noodles: “Get your own Felicity.”
***
Frederik Vesti - 2020 - Formula 3 
Frederik blinked blearily across the team truck as Oscar Piastri walked in looking like the ghost of someone who used to sleep.
His hair was sticking up at odd angles, his hoodie was inside out, and there was a faint stain on his jeans that looked suspiciously like dried milk. He held a coffee cup like it was an IV drip.
“You okay, mate?” Frederik asked cautiously, watching as Oscar shuffled toward the breakfast table and missed the toaster by a good six inches.
Oscar made a sound that might have been “fine” or might have been “fire,” but either way it came out in a low rasp and was not convincing.
“You look like you haven’t slept in a week.”
“Six days,” Oscar muttered, blinking like he was trying to reboot.
Frederik laughed — and then froze.
Oscar didn’t laugh back. He just stood there, buttering toast in slow motion, like a man trying to remember what gravity was.
“…Wait. Are you actually serious?”
Oscar nodded faintly. “She sleeps during the day. But at night she just…screams. And if she’s not screaming, I keep checking to see if she’s breathing.”
“She?”
Oscar blinked again and finally looked at him. “Bee.”
Frederik stared.
Oscar seemed to realize something. “Oh. Right. You didn’t know.”
“Didn’t know what, exactly?” Frederik said very slowly, like he was trying to diffuse a bomb.
Oscar sipped his coffee. “That I’m married. Or that I have a baby now. Probably both.”
Frederik dropped his spoon. “YOU’RE WHAT?”
Oscar looked vaguely apologetic. “Yeah. Sorry. It wasn’t exactly a press release moment.”
Frederik gaped. “How do you have a wife? We’ve been teammates all year. You’ve literally never mentioned her.”
Oscar shrugged. “We’ve been married since I was 18. Felicity. She’s private. Doesn’t like attention.”
Frederik opened his mouth. Closed it again. “Okay. Wow. But… a baby? When? How?”
“She was born two weeks ago. Her name’s Bee. Emergency C-section. Heart surgery twenty-three minutes after birth.  NICU for a bit. My wife nearly died.  They’re home now. I’m… here.”
Frederik stared.
“You’re telling me that over break, you became a dad, your baby had surgery, your wife almost died, and you just—what? Came back to work like it was fine?”
Oscar ran a hand through his hair and yawned so hard it looked painful. “Felicity told me to. Said she wanted something to feel normal again.“
Frederik sat down heavily next to him. “And you’re just here. Like it’s nothing.”
Oscar stared blankly at the table. “It’s not nothing. But if I stop moving, I think I’ll fall apart.”
Frederik nodded slowly. Then slid the entire plate of toast in front of Oscar and said, “Alright. First of all, you’re eating. Second, I’m buying you a real coffee. And third—what the hell do you mean your baby had open heart surgery?”
Oscar’s voice was quiet, but steady. “She has a congenital defect. Total anomalous pulmonary venous return. They caught it late. If they’d waited ten more minutes, she wouldn’t have made it.”
Frederik swallowed. “Jesus.”
Oscar looked down at his hands. “She’s so small. But she’s alive.”
And for the first time that morning, Oscar smiled—just a little. Not smug, not tired. Just real.
Frederik exhaled hard, then clapped a hand on his teammate’s shoulder. “Okay. That’s a lot. But… Bee, huh?”
Oscar nodded. “Yeah.”
“…Short for anything?”
Oscar finally laughed. “Beatrice Nicole. I call her Bumblebee.”
 “And your wife? Is she okay? ”
“She’s… alive. Still recovering. Scared the shit out of me.” Oscar’s voice cracked a little, not enough to draw attention unless you were really listening. “Bee’s okay too. She’s so small. Looks like her, though. Stronger than both of us.”
The silence that followed wasn’t awkward — it was heavy, with the weight of things too big to say.
Finally, Frederik said quietly, “You could’ve told someone.”
Oscar just shook his head. “Didn’t want anyone to look at me different. Didn’t want it to be a thing. I just… wanted to drive. And go home to them.”
Frederik swallowed. “You’re completely mental.”
Oscar let out a soft, tired laugh. “Yeah.”
Another pause.
Frederik: “Do you… have pictures?”
Oscar blinked at him, surprised. Then, slowly, he reached for his phone. “Yeah. I do.”
He opened the gallery and held it out.
Frederik stared at the screen. A baby, impossibly small, swaddled in tubes and wires, and then later — the same baby, wide-eyed and soft-cheeked, curled up against a woman who looked tired but alive. Felicity.
Bee.
“Holy shit,” Frederik said softly. “She’s beautiful.”
Oscar smiled — faint but real. “Yeah. She is.”
Later that night, Frederik found an unopened tin of Danish butter cookies in his suitcase — his mum’s habit. He wrapped it in a tea towel, walked down the hotel hall, and left it outside Oscar’s door.
There was a note on top:
For Bee’s dad. You’re doing great. Also: eat something that isn’t caffeine and stress. – F.
He didn’t expect a reply.
But the next morning, Oscar showed up to the track with a new glint of determination — and crumbs on his race suit.
***
Robert Shwarztman - 2021 - Formula 2 
Robert was halfway through complaining about the catering — again — when Oscar, staring down at his phone with the vaguely amused look of someone reading a text that was either romantic or absurd, said casually:
“I’ve gotta head off soon. I’m having dinner with my wife.”
Silence.
Not dramatic silence. Not shocked silence. Just the stunned, mechanical silence of Robert’s brain hitting the brakes so hard it metaphorically flew through the windshield.
“…your what?” Robert said, voice slightly higher than normal.
Oscar glanced up, blinking innocently. “My wife. Felicity. She flew in this morning.”
Robert stared at him like he’d grown a second head. “You’re married.”
“Yeah.”
“Since when?”
Oscar just shrugged. “2019.”
Robert’s brain promptly short-circuited. “You’ve been married for two years and you’re telling me now? After how many plane rides? How many post-race meals? You didn’t think to mention, ‘Hey by the way, I have a wife?’”
Oscar shrugged, annoyingly calm. “Didn’t come up.”
“Didn’t come up,” Robert echoed, scandalized. “You once spent forty-five minutes explaining tire degradation to a hotel receptionist, but telling me you’re married ‘didn’t come up’?”
Oscar made a mild face. “She doesn’t like the attention. We keep it private.”
“And what? One day you’ll just casually mention a kid and expect me not to die on the spot?”
Oscar, very blandly: “I have a daughter too.”
Robert actually choked on his water. “YOU WHAT—”
Oscar patted him on the back like he wasn’t the cause of the sudden respiratory emergency. “Bee. She’s a few months old.”
Robert’s eye twitched. “You’re twenty. You have a wife. A baby. You’re leading the championship. What the hell, are you trying to speedrun adulthood?!”
Oscar shrugged again. “I like being married.”
Robert stood, flailing slightly. “I’m going to dinner alone with my phone and my disappointment. And you’re going to dinner with your secret wife. Which is apparently a normal Tuesday.”
Oscar smiled faintly. “You want to meet her tomorrow? She bakes.”
Robert froze.
“…What kind of bakes?”
Oscar’s smile deepened. “Everything.  Banana Bread. Muffins. Cookies. Sometimes Russian tea cakes, too. She made kuih lapis once.”
“…Okay,” Robert muttered, sitting down again like he wasn’t suddenly plotting to steal baked goods from this phantom wife. “But I’m still mad.”
Oscar nodded, texting again. “She says hi, by the way.”
Robert groaned.
***
Arthur Leclerc - 2021 - Prema Racing
Arthur was late.
Not by much — just ten minutes — but enough that René had already scolded him and a camera guy gave him the “we’ve been waiting” look as he jogged into the main corridor. He adjusted his team jacket, made a face at his reflection in the nearest window, and was mid-yawn when he nearly collided with someone in the hallway.
“Oh—sorry—"
Then he stopped.
Because Oscar Piastri — reigning Formula 3 champion, king of emotional neutrality, man who once did an entire sim race in silence — was standing in front of a wall of sponsor boards, holding a baby.
A real, actual baby.
A little girl with soft wispy curls, round cheeks, and a pale pink hoodie with a cartoon duck on the front. She had one hand gripping Oscar’s suit collar and the other stuffed into her mouth, wide eyes peeking curiously over his shoulder.
Arthur blinked. “Uhh… Oscar?”
Oscar looked up like this was entirely normal. “Hey.”
Arthur pointed at the baby. “Is that… Are you… Is that yours?”
The little girl turned her head toward the sound of Arthur’s voice, then immediately buried her face in Oscar’s neck like she’d seen enough. Oscar just patted her back gently and said, “Yeah. This is Bee.”
“Bee,” Arthur echoed, stunned. “You have a secret kid?”
Oscar blinked. “She’s not a secret. I just don’t usually bring her to work.”
“Right,” Arthur said faintly. “Of course. Naturally. And the mother?”
“My wife,” Oscar said casually. “Felicity. She’s finishing her finals this week. We couldn’t find a sitter. Bee’s very well-behaved, don’t worry.”
Arthur blinked so hard he lost a second of vision. “Your wife. You have a wife and a child. At twenty.”
Oscar glanced down at Bee, who had gone back to watching Arthur like he was a strange bird. She was perfectly quiet. Just blinking with wide dark eyes, cuddled into her father’s chest like she’d been born there.
Arthur lowered his voice. “She’s… really cute.”
Oscar’s whole face softened. “Yeah. She’s the best.”
Bee made a little hum and patted Oscar’s jaw with one tiny hand. Then Bee let out a soft, babbly coo, and Arthur’s heart actually melted.
Like. Melted.
He wasn’t even a baby person, but this one? This tiny, polite, shy creature who clung to Oscar like a koala and looked like she might cry if anyone but her dad so much as waved? She was precious. Immaculate. Possibly the best-behaved human he’d ever seen.
“Can I say hi?” Arthur asked, voice softening instinctively.
Oscar glanced at Bee. “Bee, you wanna say hi?”
Bee peeked at Arthur again from the safety of Oscar’s shoulder. Considered him. Then blinked, solemn, and shook her head no.
Arthur laughed. “Okay, that’s fair.”
“She’s just shy,” Oscar said. “She’s been great all day. Napped during media briefings. Didn’t touch anything. I think she thinks she’s undercover.”
“Mate,” Arthur said, stunned, “if I ever brought a baby into this building, she’d be on the pit wall with a wrench in her mouth in five minutes.”
Oscar just smiled faintly, brushing a hand over Bee’s curls. “She’s used to being around cars. I think the engine noises soothe her.”
Arthur had so many questions. So many.
But instead, he stayed a respectful distance away, and said, “Hi Bee. I’m Arthur. I drive too.”
Bee blinked at him. Then, very quietly, said, “Papa drives fast.”
Arthur’s jaw dropped. “She talks?”
Oscar nodded, utterly casual. “She’s started picking up words. Mostly about food and racing. Priorities.”
Arthur put a hand to his chest. “I’m gonna cry. Why is your kid so perfect?”
Oscar just bounced Bee gently in his arms and said, “Because she’s her mother’s daughter.”
Bee gave a soft coo, and when Oscar shifted her gently into a little carrier wrap on his chest, she snuggled in like this was her natural state of being: attached to Papa and silently judging anyone else in the room.
Arthur just shook his head and muttered, “I’m still not over this. You’re not allowed to be this good at racing and parenting. It’s unfair.”
Oscar looked down at his daughter, kissed the top of her head, and said simply, “She’s the only trophy that matters.”
And Arthur, who had come to media day ready to talk about tyre degradation, now had to pretend he wasn’t this close to tearing up in front of the marketing team.
***
941 notes · View notes
cheriladycl01 · 3 hours ago
Note
Hey! Could you write a fic where female reader is an older driver (maybe debuted around the same time as Seb) and just little scenarios of her being a mother figure towards the drivers. Maybe mix of SMAU and written story (if you do that) xxx 😊 big thx
MUM! - Grid x OlderDriver! Reader
Plot: Everyone needs their grid mum, and that’s everyone!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
F1 was you’re life.
Not in a oh I love watching the races every week and going to one race a year. No, you were convinced there was fuel in your veins.
You drove for about 16 years in F1 being the first female driver to win a race. You debuted at the same time as Sebastian Vettel, you guys were bestfriends and didn't let racing affect that friendship. And that's all it ever remained. Every bone in your body loved Seb, he was quite literally your platonic soulmate. When you first met, your now husband, he'd become fast friends with Seb and never questioned your friendship with him and never tried to involve himself too much to the point it felt forced and thats why you knew he was the one.
When you left F1, you left the same year that Seb did, it felt right leaving the same year he did and you discussed it with him. For you it was because you wanted to focus on family. You were 17 when you first got into F1 and now 33 years old and you wanted to settle down with your husband and expand the family. Which apparently wasn't as much as a struggle as you thought it would be as you'd gotten pregnant 5 months after retirement. Giving birth in 2023 and now being pregnant again in 2025.
But F1 and half the drivers you grew up with didn't want you to leave the sport. So when Sky Sports reached out you knew you had to go.
But with the growing amount of Rookies you seem to have adopted children as well as having had them as well.
Sebastian Vettel
y/user
Tumblr media
Liked by sebastianvettel and others
y/user: 25 years of friendship! Happy Birthday to the Grid Dad from the Grid Mum! 🫶🏼
Tagged 1 Person
View all comments
sebastianvettel: woah, I wish I looked this cool now! Look at that haircut 🫨
-> y/user: a diva once, a diva always
fan1: OMG MOTHER AND FATHER!!
You and your husband always made sure to vist Seb for his birthday, it was like an annual gathering that was held where you both were able to have a massive catch up without being near anything to do with racing.
"Happy birthday!" you crashed him handing him his huge bag of gifts before you went to his wife who you'd become very close to and hugging her handing over a cheeky bottle of wine for the both of you to share.
Your husband stood with Seb while you and Hanna went into the kitchen to unpack the food that you'd got for Seb's birthday dinner.
"Thank you for coming" Seb smiles pulling you into a hug, sighing against you.
"I havent missed one in 25 years, even when i had Tonsillitis i still got here. Wasn't much fun for you guys, but you all had a great time" you grin at the memory making him laugh. He could still see you, wrapped up in a bundle of blankets on his sofa with a box of tissues and a honey and lemon tea.
"Mmmmm good times" he laughs, pulling out of the hug and helping you and Hanna dish up.
"What are you doing?" Hanna cries seeing him doing work.
"Huh?" he asks confused.
"It's your birthday, go sit! Keep out other guests entertained and enjoy yourself!" Hanna exclaims, forcing him out the kitchen where he went to sit with your husband.
Your husband and Seb actually did lots of what you and Hanna called 'guy things' together. They'd go on fishing trips while you and Hanna would go to Italy or Spain and soak up the sun. Or they'd play games while you and Hanna went shopping.
Your husband also found joy in travelling with you and your kids adored seeing their Uncle Seb who despite it being his birthday always had to have something for his favrioute kids.
However, another child always seemed to lurk their way into these parties, that being yours and Seb's first adopted child, Lance Stroll.
You and Seb had been officially made mum and dad of the grid. It started off with Lance being taken under his wing and you just sort of joined in with that.
Lance Stroll
Lance was one of your favrioute people, you could sit with him in a comfortable silence and didn't feel like you needed it to be forced. He was also incredibly funny when he wanted to be.
One time, you'd been talking to him off of camera and he's accidentally called you mom. You'd bursted out laughing before querying him wondering if he really did see you as a mother figure.
"Yeah and what?" he asked and you stopped shocked.
After that it was just sort of known that you and Seb had taken on the roll of parents to all the little drivers across the grid.
You would always make sure to make time for Lance as he always would make the time for you. You werent keen on his dad, as he always gave you strange stare that made you feel like he hated you, no matter how many times Lance told you to 'just ignore it'.
"Lance, that overtake today was incredible!" You praise and he nods in thanks.
“Im glad I managed to get us in the points after Fernando’s crash” he offers and you nod. He’d got himself P6 which was a good score considering how the rest of the season had been going.
“Mmmm you’re leading the Aston Team now” you exclaim happy at the fact.
“Thanks Y/N, you’re always there for me” he says making eye contact with you.
“Can’t get rid of me Lance, I’m your mother” you tease and he laughs looking down.
Charles Leclerc
y/user
Tumblr media
Liked by charles_leclerc, lewishamilton and others
y/user: Interviewed my first son today. He asked for a hug :) always such a pleasure interviewing him and getting time to talk. Oh and then theres Lewis ...
Tagged 2 People
View all comments
charles_leclerc: Ahhh thank you, ma mère adoptive! You should come see Leo your Grandson!
-> y/user: I have a grandson?! I'm so old!
fan1: argh she's so cute with everyone! We all knew she's be such a good mother (real mother)
-> y/user: I'll have you know I've been a real mother since 2018 when Charles joined the grid.
-> fan1: omg she replies!!!!!
lewishamilton: i'm not ignoring her i swear...
Charles and you first met in 2017. He was very nervous when he came up to you, asking you how you felt you're race had went. You later found out he had a whole script to say to you after your race that you'd started from pole. Little did he know that Lewis was going to turn into you on lap 3 and crash you out for the rest of the race.
"Well, i didn't finish so not great kid" you chuckle at his nervous expression where he'd finally realised what he'd said.
“I erm, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that” he blurts out and you can only laugh at him.
“I know I know. I’m just teasing you” you say placing a light hand in his shoulder trying to ease his nerves.
“You know you’ll be racing with us soon” you grin at him knowing he’s signed for Seb’s old team.
“Yes, I’m excited … and nervous. You’re all so great” he compliments looking down and you sigh.
“I bet you’re gonna be big. Like world champion big. I can see it now. Charles Leclerc WORLD CHAMPION” you say raising your hands in a jazzy manner.
“That should be you. You should have hand a championship but it’s HIS fault” he directs looking at the screen following Lewis in your P1.
“How are you so calm and not angry at him?” He presses and you just laugh.
“I used to get very angry when I first started and I was young. But you learn that you being upset gets you nowhere. I learn from my mistakes, I don’t let them have a hold over me” you explain to him. Knowing that you were a much calmer and level headed driver than you used to be.
“Do you think I’ll ever be as good as him?” He asks tone softer than it was before.
“I think anyone can be as good as him, given the circumstances. I’ve know Lewis for years and he’s where he is now because of how committed he is. He works and trains harder than anyone I know. He’s got an incredible team behind him and a car to match, when all of that falls into play you’ve got yourself a winner. He’s one of the greats and will be remembered by everyone” you offer and Charles nods, now seeing the current leader of the championship in a new light. He’d always looked up to him, but now he just seems like a hard worker and Charles wanted to be that.
Lewis Hamilton
Lewis by far was not one of your grid kids, being a similar age to you and having started your careers in the same year you’d know him for an incredibly long time.
Which means you knew his tendency to be a little … childish. And by a little you mean a lot.
Too put it bluntly Lewis is a massive brat.
He doesn’t act angry when races don’t go his way, he’ll pout and be all salty looking like a puppy whose just had his biscuits taken away from him.
He’d been know to throw caps at his teammates when they said something bad about him and would often try play the victim card. You’d know him for so long that you knew the games he played like the back of your hand.
“Lewis!” You chide the man whose currently slumped over on the drivers room. You were both on the podium. Max having taken the win.
“What! He’s taken my win from me!” He points at the empty seat where Max should be.
“That’s racing! You’ll get him next week, this week things didn’t go your way and that’s okay. So stop sulking and put that gorgeous smile on your face” You command sick of him moping when he’s still up on the podium. He looks up to see your famous mum look, and nods on instinct feeling like it’s his mum scolding him when he was a child.
“You’re scarily good at that look Yano? Ever think of having your own?” He asks and you roll your eyes.
“Yeah, but I gotta retire first” you smile and he nods.
“We’ll get out of here then, less competition for me” he grins and you shake your head laughing.
That’s the Lewis you knew.
Jamie Chadwick and Bernie Collins
y/user
Tumblr media
Liked by bernie.collins.1, jamiechadwick
y/yser: COMMENTATING WITH MY DAUGHTERS!!! Look at how beautiful they are!!! So proud of Jamie for last weekend in Indy Car as well, as a ex-female driver I hope to see her in F1 in the future!
Tagged 2 People
View all comments.
Jamie and Bernie were a recent development in the F1 World. You couldn’t be more pleased that women were taking more of an interest in the sport than they historically had.
Not only as viewers but working there. You now saw so many female engineers and mechanics. And it made you so happy that women were comfy within the sport.
When Bernie came onto the scene you immedielty took the younger lady under your wing, almost becoming a mentor. But the mum side would slip out at times when people managed to pick up on it.
"Bernie did you put cream on? It awfully sunny and they haven't given you an umbrella!" you exclaimed one day, going into your back and taking out the aerosol can of sunscreen you'd brought with you incase anyone was in need.
"No i was a little rushed this morning leaving! I didn't realise how early they wanted us at the track" she sighed and you offer her the can showing her you can spray it in her cheeks. She closed her eyes letting you spray it on before you wipe it in.
"Don't wanna get greasy hands before you hold your mic hun" you smile at her as she opens her eyes thank you for the coverage.
It was very similar to Jamie, who was much younger but also whenever the girl came to the f1 track would find her way to you.
But the moment you really saw it was when you went to her Indy Car race. Her parents werent able to attend and you had the weekend free so of course you and you're husband came down for the show.
And you couldnt be prouder of her. You were one of the first people there to congratulate her on her amazing race, pulling her into a huge sweaty hug.
"I'm so proud of you darling! You did so well!" you smile kissing the side of her head pulling her in for a second hug.
"Thanks mum" she chuckles with a shake of her head before heading off with her team.
George Russell
y/user
Tumblr media
Liked by georgerussell63, carmenmmundt and others
y/user: My son drove me and his girlfriend to work today! Recommended 10/10!
Tagged 2 People.
View all Comments
georgerussell63: yeah you're welcome. Might need you to come to parents evening soon. Professor Wolff isn't happy with me or Kimi!
-> y/user: @ susie_wolff get your husband in check! lol
->susie_wolff: will get on this now, not our sons, not on our watch
-> georgerussell63: thanks mum number 2
kimi.antonelli: Mr Wolff is very scary. PS can i have some help with my homework?
George was one you always watched out for. Being a British driver you felt like you had to mentor him. Which is exactly what you did. The minute he came into Williams despite his awful first year, you knew he was something worth your time and knowledge. So you helped him out, gave him small pointers on the track and he got his first points in F1. The car got better as the year went on and he was driving with more ambition.
George had a special place in his heart for you after all you'd helped him do in his career. He was one of the saddest when you annouced your retiremeant. You had to actually to take him out to dinner and explain to him privately that you were leaving even before it got out in the media.
"So what's this treat of a meal for? Not my birthday!" he says digging into the Carbonara that was in front of him.
"Well, next years going to be a little different in the races!" you start to explain not picking up your own knife and fork, wanting to concentrate on getting everything out in the open.
"What, OMG are you changing teams?" he asks in shock.
"No, i'm retiring" you say and he chokes on the pasta making you look up in shock. He also looked shocked too.
"W-what? No you cant be!" he says looking at you. You were his favrioute person on the grid. He always came to you whenever he had a bad race or an issue with Max, which you always treated as if they were siblings in an argument.
"I'm sorry, but it's my time and i want to be with my husband and ... i wanna start a family" you smile softly looking at him.
"Were you're family. Here racing!" he demands a sour upset sort of look on his face.
"George ... i love you all. But i need to do this. For me, okay. I'll still come and visit. Think i've got a free paddock pass for life ..." you joke.
"But ..." he starts but you just smile.
"Come on, lets not spoil a good meal" you say, tapping his hand.
"You better come visit" he mutters looking up at you with a smile.
"Does that mean i'll get to be a cool Uncle?" he grins and you laugh with a nod.
"Oh absolutely"
Kimi Antonelli
Kimi Antonelli wasn't who you expected for Mercedes to replace a 7 time world champion. However, he was for sure the right choice. You saw him as this timid young teenager who was still going through school.
When he'd started in 2025, you were at every race as a commentator or guest. You loved travelling and being with the calendar as it went through the year and being in their to see the wins and talk to your old friends.
But Kimi was interesting. 2025 had brought many rookies who were in a very different age bracket from you. Which meant of course they all flocked to you like sheep.
Kimi was a special case where you met his mum in his F1 debut when he crashed. His mum was incredibly worried and you consoled her as much as you could until Kimi came to meet the both of you.
After that moment she trusted you with her son. You would go with him from the hotel to the track and you'd sit in the Mercedes hospitality with him.
"I don't get this, what does it mean?" he asks you about a question on his English homework that he didn't really understand. This was a typical race weekend now, between practices and interviews you were hauled up with papers both of you having what you called mocktails. It was literally just fancy water with lemons and limes and an umbrella in it but you and Kimi always found it funny ordering them.
"Well, its asking you how the poem makes you feel... its about emotion in literature" you then translate it into Italian, and he nods a thoughtful face appearing across his features before. He writes his answer out in english before showing it to you and you smile.
"I recon if you werent half the driver you are, you'd be a poet!" you grin and he frowns lightly knocking your shoulder.
"No! Shush!" he cries before laughing with you.
"Good thing I'm a good driver then!" he jokes and smiles taking some water.
Isack Hadjar
y/user
Tumblr media
Instagram Story Caption: He destroyed the car, but got a hug from me!!!
Yuki Tsunoda
Tumblr media
Instagram Story Caption: Mine and @ nicolepiastri child!
Lando Norris
Tumblr media
Instagram Story Caption: MY SON WON!!!!!
Taglist:
@littlebitchsposts @hockey-racing-fubol @laura-naruto-fan1998 @simxican @sinofwriting @lewisroscoelove @cmleitora @daemyratwst @lauralarsen @the-untamed-soul @thewulf @itsjustkhaos @purplephantomwolf @chasing-liberosis @summissss @gulphulp @starfusionsworld @jspitwall @sierruhhhh @georgeparisole @youcannotcancelquidditch @tallbrownhairsarcastic @ourteenagetragedy @peachiicherries @formulas-bitch @cherry-piee @spilled-coffee-cup @mehrmonga @curseofhecate @alliwantisadonut @dark-night-sky-99 @i-wish-this-was-me @tallrock35 @butterfly-lover @barnestatic @landossainz @darleneslane @barcelonaloverf1life @r0nnsblog @ilove-tswizzle @laneyspaulding19 @malynn @landosgirlxoxo @marie0v @yourbane @teamnovalak @nikfigueiredo @fionaschicken @0picels0 @tinydeskwriter @ironmaiden1313 @splaterparty0-0 @formula1mount
147 notes · View notes
resident-wof-expert · 2 days ago
Text
Unsorted WOF thoughts part 233:
Wings of Fire books ranked by their opening sentences.
15. Darkness of Dragons
"Qibli stood on one of the peaks of Jade Mountain, watching the group of seven dragons fly away to the west."
The following sentences let you know what's going on inside Qibli's head, but this opening sentence alone serves only to establish where we are in the current order of events.
Perfectly serviceable, if a bit plain as far as opening sentences go.
14. The Poison Jungle
"Sundew sometimes liked to imagine that she could fly all the way around the world without stopping, using nothing but her fury to keep her going."
It establishes that Sundew's rage is more or less the only thing that really keeps her going. But not much else that I can tell.
It also suffers from the somewhat clunky structure.
13. The Flames of Hope
"Luna wanted to change the world."
Short and sweet, but kind of boring.
It essentially just serves to tell you that Luna is the protagonist. But it did gain some points in its favor for the weight of being the opening sentence to what I previously assumed would be the final WOF book.
12. The Lost Heir
"A wave roared onto the beach and crashed around Tsunami's talons."
Establishes the location, and intends to put you in the mind of Tsunami, experiencing the calmness of the beach for the first time in her life.
Doesn't do much else, but I like the idea of Tsunami experiencing only a few sentences of peace before the others drag her back down with their chaos.
11. Winter Turning
"The first time Winter disappointed his family, he was 2 years old."
It's kind of a funny way to open the book, but I don't know if it's supposed to be.
It loses some points with me for sounding a bit generic, but it does establish the entire internal conflict that Winter faces for the rest of the book.
10. The Dragonet Prophecy
"Clay didn't think he was the right dragon for a Big Heroic Destiny."
Also a bit generic, but charmingly so.
I like the touch of capitalizing the words in 'Big Heroic Destiny'. Almost mocking in tone, as if Clay is just a bit tired of being told that he's the chosen one.
9. The Lost Continent.
"Blue was a dragon who liked things the way they were."
Tells you exactly who Blue is and why he's so averse to anything that has to do with disobeying authority.
He just wanted things to remain okay. But his arc is about realizing just how 'not okay' things have been all along.
8. Talons of Power
"The nightmare rose out of the mountain, vast and glittering."
Exactly what Darkstalker is. A nightmare.
Throws you right into the terror that Turtle is experiencing.
7. The Hive Queen
"For most of her life, Cricket's best friends were books."
Fucking relatable.
That's the only reason I have it rated this high.
6. The Dark Secret
"Where is she?"
Doesn't explain anything yet.
No location. Nothing about Starflight. We just know that he's wondering where "she" is.
It's a very disorienting and confusing opener to a book, which makes sense, considering it opens with Starflight waking up in a scary new location that he's supposed to be calling his home.
And the literal first thing on his mind is Sunny's wellbeing.
Like. Dude. Worry about yourself first.
Which is the point of his arc throughout this book.
5. The Hidden Kingdom
"It had been raining for five days."
Establishes their location, and that they've been there for a while.
The tone of the sentence feels like someone complaining, too. Especially since it's Glory.
And the fact that she doesn't seem to like the rain feels jarring, considering she's a RainWing. It sets up the huge disconnect she feels toward her own tribe.
Straight to the point, with just the right amount of attitude. Just like Glory herself.
4. Moon Rising
" "I don't want you to leave me here," Moon said."
Still makes me feel sad to read. Especially after that powerhouse of a prologue.
You may not know exactly where she's being left yet. Secretkeeper could be dropping her off at Jade Academy, or this could just be another time that she leaves her alone in the rainforest.
Either way, it reminds you of how lonely a life Moon has already had thus far.
3. The Dangerous Gift
"The youngest queen in the history of the Ice Kingdom was going to be the very best queen of the IceWings ever."
It's a bit of a redundant sentence, but that works in its favor. It sounds like a child REALLY trying to emphasize just how great her reign as queen is going to go.
It reads like Snowfall giving herself a pep talk in the mirror.
She is fully in denial from the very first sentence, and I love that.
2. Escaping Peril
"Deep in a cave in Jade Mountain, the most dangerous dragon in Pyrrhia was hiding."
This one's actually kinda layered.
For one, it establishes that Peril is hiding. From the law, from other dragons in Jade Mountain, from the outside world in general.
The juxtaposition of the most dangerous dragon in Pyrrhia being in hiding from something makes it clear that Peril is feeling ashamed of her position.
And on the other hand, the ultimate irony is this: we know by the end of the book that Peril is not the most dangerous dragon in Pyrrhia. Darkstalker is.
And yet.
Although the sentence in question refers to Peril, it also perfectly applies to Darkstalker.
It's kind of brilliant.
1. The Brightest Night
"Sunny had always known that she was the right dragon for a Big Heroic Destiny."
Flawless. 10/10. No notes.
It takes the mocking capitalization of 'Big Heroic Destiny' and makes it feel like something grand to aspire to instead.
But this sentence is great even when removed from the fact that it is an explicit parallel of Clay's sentence.
It also tells us exactly what separates her from the other dragonets.
There is a huge sense of dramatic irony, thanks to the monumental reveal of there being no 'Big Heroic Destiny' to fulfill after all. But there's still an entire book left to fill. So now what?
And that's exactly how Sunny is feeling at the beginning of this book.
Lost and confused, with no support from her friends because none of them even liked being the Dragonets of Destiny like she did.
39 notes · View notes
inbedfturmum · 2 days ago
Text
little rant about Snape
okay so I was reading Oh God not again which is a harry potter retelling but harry is an adult in his 11 year old body and it retells his school years; it's really good and you can read it on Ao3 or wattpad, idk if it's on other platforms.
so I was reading it on wattpad bc I couldn't log into my ao3 account and you can comment on wattpad and about 5 months ago I commented on this paragraph:
Tumblr media
and I commented that 'apparently an uncommon opinion but Snape is a piece of shit and I don't understand how people like him'. someone else commented on it agreeing with me and as I'm thinking about it, I had to add to it.
I personally will never see how people can like Snape. This man was a child abuser, obsessed over lily, BULLIED 11 YEAR OLDS. and if that is not enough idk what is. and people saying 'Oh but he was mentally ill' SO WAS REMUS, REMUS WAS LITERALLY A WEREWOLF BUT HE DIDN'T BULLY 11 YEAR OLDS.
not to mention that Snape literally hated on 11 year olds all because he looked like james, who Snape only hated because of the prank that james saved him from (and no I am not saying this is the only reason Snape hated james but it is the main one of many). But then Snape has the audacity to look into Harry's eyes before Snape does so that he can die looking into 'lily's eyes'. SNAPE WAS NOT IN LOVE WITH LILY HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER. and then jk Rowling portrays Snape as a character who wanted to protect harry all along. NO HE FUCKING DIDNT.
and anyone that says that if I'm hating on Snape so much and why im not hating on james this is why:
James:
was a bully
jinxed people when he was bored and laughed
was absolutely okay about remus being a werwolf
became an illegal animagus with his friends so remus wouldn't be alone on full moons
realised he was a dick
changed for the better
became more mature
loved his wife and son
joined the order to protect his family
went to stop the dark lord himself without a wand to let his wife and son escape
Snape:
believed muggle-borns were inferior
called his only friend a slur
told voldermort about the prophecy bc he was fine with an infant being murdered
threw a strop when he realised that it would involve hurting lily
begged the dark lord to leave the girl unharmed
didn't give a flying fuck about an infant or lily's husband if she was able to live
cried to dumbledore when things were going wrong with voldy
bullied harry simply because he looked like a guy he didn't like
bullied nevile because he needed more help with potions
bullied hermione about her teeth so much that when she needed to get them fixed, she didn't tell poppy to stop until they were a 'normal length'
bullied nevile to the point his worst fear was Snape and not the woman that TORTURED HIS PARENTS TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY
threatened to poison trevor
Told everyone Lupin was a werewolf, and intended to get him fired
Knew that Sirius didn't tell Voldemort the Potters' location (I could explain how but I can't bother now) but still wanted him to get a dementor's kiss bc of what happened when they were 16
Helped Harry in the end
so yeah Snape is a shitty person and he is worse than james
20 notes · View notes
im-some-lionheart · 2 days ago
Text
Fully agree that Michael was the one to convince Justin to go fix things with Brian, and fans don't acknowledge that enough...
But I also think that wouldn't have been necessary if he himself hadn't butted in in the first place. If he hadn't been so hypocritical as to tell Justin not to say anything only to turn around and tell Brian himself. He *should* feel guilty, because *he's* the one who fucked up. Especially because he knows Brian allegedly better than anyone. He knew exactly how Brian would react and how angry he would get about the fact that Justin knew too. And we know this because he told us himself. He warned Justin about not telling. So him spilling bc *he* got emotional about how much *he* cares so much about Brian when a couple of days before he basically told Justin "it doesn't matter how much you care about him, you have to keep it shut".. Idk, feels hypocritical to me.
Now, that doesn't absolve Brian from treating Justin like shit. But by that point in the show we've all also read the Kinney operation manual. We (the audience) can read through Brian's temper tantrums. We know it's a defense mechanism. We know his lashing out is not about him being truly angry at Justin, it's about him feeling vulnerable and powerless and emasculated bc of it. It's him trying to protect himself from the hurt of being dumped by Justin yet again by, instead, making sure to dump Justin first. And to do so in such a horrible, childish, fucked up manner, that it erases any desire in Justin to come back to him. But, in this scene, Justin proves him wrong (granted, after Michael intercedes, but only to fix what he himself fucked up lol). I read this scene as it finally clicking in his brain: "Oh. He loves me loves me. He's not gonna leave me that easily."
So that's kinda what I meant in my original post. Not that they're end game in the literal scene that they stick together forever. But more so in a "Justin is the first make it past Brian's defenses enough to finally make Brian let his guard down enough to allow himself to be loved, even when he's taken the mask off". And he manages to do this by challenging Brian in a way that no one else really does. Because even when Michael spills the beans, he does so tip toeing around it, around Brian. He gets emotional and not that that's a bad thing, but it does make it harder for Brian to get out right angry at him like he does with Justin bc Justin barges in with the caring and the movies. He doesn't waltz around Brian like Michael does. He doesn't "yes and" Brian. He "yes but"s him over and over again throughout the show.
Which is, in part, why I disagree that Justin only sees the Brian Kinney ™️ persona and not the true Brian. He simply is, as you say, young and inexperienced. He's baffled by the enormity of Brian's cancer. And honestly, who wouldn't? Your formerly invencible boyfriend now has the extremely deadly disease that killed his father less than 5 years ago. How does anyone deal with that? How does a 20 year old? Justin insisting on sex is him fumbling, trying to be supportive and helpful, trying to get Brian to feel "normal" again, and failing miserably. But I think it's unfair to attribute that failure to a lack of depth in their relationship or to an inability or unwillingness from Justin to see the Real Brian behind the mask. We get plenty of text and subtext throughout the show confirming that they constantly talk about the real stuff off camera, and from S1 Justin has been reading Brian like a magazine, spying behind the mask when sometimes not even Debbie and Michael can.
I think his portrayal during that whole arc is simply someone trying to be there for their partner but being unable to provide exactly what Brian needs because really no one could because what he wants (to not have cancer, to not feel like shit bc of his treatment) is simply impossible. And this is a beautiful parallel to how Brian fumbled with being there for Justin after his bashing and through the Pink Pose arc, trying and failing to make him feel better because what Justin really wanted (to have his brain intact, to get revenge) wasn't possible.
As for the s4 finale, honestly it's been a while since I last watched it and this post is already long enough and I already took far too long to reply lol (sorry about that btw) so when I get there in my next rewatch I'll send you an ask with my thoughts ✨
This fucking moment right here!!!! This is the moment when Brian finally understands that him and Justin are endgame. That Justin is it for him. That no one ever has nor ever will be a more perfect match for him than Justin.
Because only Sunshine can take care of him while also calling him "a mother fucking piece of shit". And mean it. Mean both things at the same time: you're a fucking asshole and I still choose to love you. Only Justin can see through him, and accept him and love him for who he is, while also challenging him and rising to his level.
And I think this is the key difference between how Justin relates to Brian vs how other characters do. Even the other characters who have some romantic feelings for Brian, like Michael and (arguably) Linds. To them, "loving and accepting Brian for who he is" means "playing by his rules". They let Brian dictate the dynamic of their relationship to him, and they mold their expectations to fit that.
But Justin doesn't do that.
Yes, he sees and understands and accepts who Brian is, and he loves him for it. But he's also the first and only character to ever challenge Brian's bullshit. Not just call him on it, like we see many characters do many times (Debbie, Michael, Linds...). But actually challenge it.
Everyone else just takes Brian's rules at face value. Some, like Mel, out right reject Brian's rules. Others, like Linds and Michael, accept them (either passively or begrudgingly) in order to keep Brian close. But they all still accept that "that's just who Brian is" and that's how things are with him.
But where everyone else takes Brian's rules as immobile, Justin is the first and only one to say, "ok, we'll do things your way, BUT we're also doing them my way". He bring his own set of rules to the table. He negotiates with Brian. And he does so multiple times throughout the show: when he tops Brian, when he asks for the no-kissing-others rule, when he convinces Brian to let him intern at Vanguard... And in this moment as well.
This moment is Justin telling Brian yet again, "Ok, we'll do things your way (angry and cursing at each other and with you trying to keep me at arms length bc it scares the shit out of you to be this vulnerable), BUT we'll also do them MY way (you'll let me in and I'll take care of you, because I fucking love you, you fucking asshole)."
And I think this is the moment it finally sinks in for Brian: that Justin loves him in a way that no one else has before. In a way that probably nobody else ever will: understating and respecting him, but also challenging him. This is the moment Brian realizes that Justin loves him exactly the way that he needs to be loved.
And I think that's beautiful.
259 notes · View notes
maegalkarven · 2 years ago
Text
Good thing Levi and Gortash become immortals and live for a long ass time, bc with the way these two behave, I have a feeling it would take them at least a century to actually mature enough to have a normal in-depth conversation.
10 notes · View notes
raikirikiri · 3 months ago
Text
i am just so enamored by kakashi's ninken pack. like he really just has 8 dogs that he dresses up. i think that little part tells us so much about kakashi's character. he's caring and he likes cute things. he's not just a battle hardened veteran shinobi, he has puppies too!!! and how did he meet them? are they inherited? is there like a choosing process? did sakumo put baby kakashi in front of three dogs and kakashi toddled over to pakkun? were the pack a pack before kakashi? there's just so many questions i have about the pack. kakashi's summons being 8 doggies is just sooooooooo HMMM he's perfect. his doggies are perfect. one of them even wears sunglasses. why? who's to say! maybe akino is blind, maybe he just wants to look cool!
also the fact that they wear konoha headbands? why? akamaru doesn't and he's a ninken. is it because they're a summons? but so is gamabunta and gamakichi and katsuyu but they don't wear headbands. is there a special rule about it? did kakashi just put them on his puppies? is he so far deep in konoha shinobi propoganda that even his puppies must be in uniform? or did he think it, like the henohenomoheji capes, looked cute. there's so many ways to think about it.
i love the ninken. kakashi and his 8 doggies. i wish we saw more of them
490 notes · View notes
leblogreblog · 4 months ago
Text
You know how's there been that post about Bruce knowing that Shazam is actually a kid and treating him as such while confusing everyone around because why Batman is so soft for this 30-something dude for no reason?
I want to see the same with Jason as Red Hood with this One Goon (ekhm-Bill-ekhm) that for some reason Knows with everyone confused why he gets to call their boss kid and this one time he catched him drinking booze he swipped it out his hand and their boss Red Hood, the same that very publicly cut off heads of several mafia leaders heads, only potuted and said he's no fun???
170 notes · View notes
youdontknowe · 1 day ago
Text
And we’re back! I hope your vacation was good 💙
1. Oh no gold and purple on the walls is Dean and Sam this isn’t a fun nightmare or vision
2. Oh tall and thin makes me think death just cus I remember the show had a tall thin and old guy
3. It’s a good job death doesn’t want her cus her family would go insane I think. Especially Bobby
4. The sky is bugging me I need to knowwww (I can wait I just can’t decide what’s happening with the sky and what it is)
5. Dean my lovely
6. THE DANCE
7. LMAO why a condom in the icecream????
8. YESSSS three squeezes means I love you now!! Your right I do love this Chapter
9. Giggling at cas asking if the sarcasm landed
10. Oh damn heaven would weep is insane
11. Awwww is this the beginning of the unstoppable duo of angel and Magdalene
12. Cas likes bridges that’s very him
13. Of course she got Sam to use his lanky limbs to do the tall stuff
14. Bobby ‘I don’t know nothin’ singer. Also reading this after the last chapter of nll where she’s calling him names is so funny cus I can imagine the irl versions giggling over how different it is
15. NOT THE ICECREAM BACKFIRING
16. I just love the dad and daughter conversations maybe is my daddy issues but it’s very comforting
17. Immediately into the banter
18. Not bended and spread 💀 I thought they only did that in like jail and prison
19. Just *shoves mint into Bobby’s hands* and a list of instructions and a clueless father
20. More secure than Alcatraz but that place didn’t have warding so technically it IS more secure
21. Imagine Dean comes across the fantasies written down and she’s sweating watching Dean look at what he doesn’t even know is literally just porn about her wanting to be pounded into next week by him
22. every demon that’s described having a British accent I’m like CROWLEY????
23. IT IS HES HEREEEE
24. Sassy man apocalypse
25. California???
26. John when I catch you mf
27. Dean forcing himself into tight spaces even tho he didn’t fit to protect Sam 😭
28. A flower and one person - just throw the brick at me then/j
29. Omg he was only ten???? So sammys 6 and deans trying to prevent John from making a six year old do tight spaces on hunts. And he already thinks Sam’s smart awh
30. Deans too cute omg
31. OH that’s what’s in cali the boys
32. Sam gets hugged first cus she knows he wouldn’t get a proper hug if Dean goes first
33. I think I remember this being an episode in the show
34. Not her making a bet with an angel and bickering
35. The most wholesome bet ever and cas loves ice cream awhhhhhh
36. In law bonding time tomorrow if dean doesn’t last minute trade
37. That position of half sprawled over him is just the ultimate weakness for him rn
38. His love language really is acts of service meets gift giving cus he’s built her and car and now wants to build her a house
39. Cupid is so cute and I love how wholesome they kinda are like your literally poking the bear but your also so excited cus love
40. I wonder if her soul being part of his is making Dean less receptive to the famine
41. And it only occurred to me now that this is the first Dean has fully told Sam exactly how he feels
42. She really just gets into her safe space (his arms) and knocks out at any given opportunity
43. End note: I hope that fucker is like a corpse maraca when they so much as sleep in the same bed
44. Im so excited that Crowley has made an appearance eeeeeee
Tumblr media
Chapter 24 - Just Hold On
Series Masterlist - Main Masterlist
Author's Note: Huge chapter for fans of emotional whiplash, Dean's feelings, and Princess and Cas being creatures. Enjoy!
Chapter Title from Twin Skelton's (Hotel In NYC) by Fall Out Boy
Word Count: 19.1k
Chapter Summary/Warnings: You try to keep it together, get an offer, and Dean learns something about himself. Usual Warnings.
Tags: Dean Winchester/Female Reader, enemies to friends to lovers, canon divergence, slow burn, angst, fluff, pining, action
Chapter 23 - Chapter 25
Read on A03!
It’s smiling at you. 
Everything is smiling at you, and you aren’t in control. There’s a hand on your neck—it might be your own—that’s strangling the Silver out of you, and you can’t feel the pain but only because you are far too big for anything like that.
You are everything. 
Your nails are digging into something strong and cold, and black and titanium, and you’re ripping it open as teeth—those aren’t yours—sink a level lower than your skin. You want to stop. You have to stop. You wish you knew how to fucking stop, but it’s right in front of you, and you’ve never been good at control, and-
There’s a laugh, echoing in your ear. There’s gold and purple stained on the walls. The air is thin, but you’re not sure you need it anymore. You just need it to be over. For everything to fall away because you’re so tired, and you’re not in control, and you want to go home.
If you were better—less than a plague, less than just a cancer twisting into whatever’s in your hold—you’d stop. You’d save the choir of souls that are hanging right over your head, forming a stained glass of a picture you recognize, but don’t remember. You’d look up and beg for their forgiveness, because you didn’t mean to. You never mean to. But you’re sick and wrong and you’re a little burrowed in everything, and the teeth in your neck were going to bite Dean- 
Dean.
He’s not here. 
But that’s his Gold. And the Spiderweb is going haywire around you—light dancing off the walls and bursting like a supernova—and you’re fucking everything, and where’s Dean-
The world shakes. It rattles, and all the souls above you let out a high moan, and there’s a soft, delicate hand that’s brushing the hair away from your face and asking ‘are you strong enough, little one? Are you bright enough to bring the rat home?’
You’re not sure. 
You still look at your hands, just to see. But all you find is Gold and pastel blue.
You’ve never been able to save either of them.
And the Sky is high over you, just a level past the souls howling for your attention. But it never does anything except fucking watch when you need it, and rip things in half when you’re trying to keep them. 
It hurts so fucking much. All of it. 
You just want to fucking go home. 
And the strong thing cleaves apart. 
The teeth—stained with blood and singing your name—crow like you’ve brought them a great gift. The hands on your face maybe turn to ash—or maybe they were never there at all—and in their wake is Gold. Shifting, strong Gold and pretty green eyes. You should be falling back into yourself, but the Dean before you isn’t real, so he can’t call you back home
And you can see it. 
Tall. Thin. 
Old. 
It looks old.  
Pale and hanging off of bones, smooth and quiet and content. None of it is trying to escape itself. It doesn’t seem all that interested in being here at all. It doesn’t run like a machine the way white-eyed demons do, and it isn’t humming with a neon power like an angel.
It just is.
And it doesn’t smile at you. It just tilts its head—not quite a head, more of a gentle, black shadow that looks like it should be hiding something, but isn’t—and holds your gaze.
It doesn’t really have a gaze. 
It’s really only mist, in its eyes—not eyes, more like dying stars that have chosen to remain in a stasis—but the mist is boring right into you, and you can’t move. 
You can’t look away.
But it’s not painful. There’s nothing wrong with it looking at you.
It’s not home. But it’s familiar. You might have known it your whole life, moving in its wake as it waited for you to find it, just so it could tell you this. 
No. 
You can’t hear it, but you can feel it in every dark space between the stars and under the dirt, in every decayed bit of life that’s pleading to be called back up. And it’s telling you it doesn’t want you. 
And when you frown at it, you can feel it. 
The power. 
And everything shatters apart. 
Your eyes fly open, but you can’t move. It’s almost paralyzation. Your body is still stuck in the nightmare, and your eyes are darting around but all you can see is the dark, and-
Dean. 
He’s here. He’s fine. Knocked out at your side and snoring into the pillow, his hand resting over yours and his knee bumping near your thigh. 
Slow breaths. Deep, slow breaths, and find what you can see. What you know is real, and not just another haunting terror. 
You’re real. And right now, you’re yours. The Silver is dormant, and the Spiderweb is a little wired, but with every rumbling snore from Dean it settles back down. The sheets are sticky from cold sweat, and Dean’s shirt is bunched uncomfortably on your back. There’s no light leaking from under the door, so it must be impossibly early. Dean’s shoulder still has the bandage from his last hunt, and he’d whined like a baby when you put it on, but still grinned at you the whole time. The book Sam brought you is open on your side-table, and when you manage to sit up, you can still see Dean’s name in Enochian, written in pen on your forearm. 
It’s only been a night. Nothing new has happened, and that wasn’t an omen or a vision, like Lucifer and the cage.
Only another nightmare. 
And it hurts so much. There’s all the usual pain, but then there’s also the noose that’s formed itself around your throat, and it’s made of Death. 
Death looked at you, and it didn’t want you. You raised him, and he told you no. And you don’t remember anything else but pain, and knowing that you’re something so horrible and sick and fucking wrong, that Pestilence calls you pure, and Death doesn’t want you.
It’s not like you can blame him.
You don’t really want you either. 
Dean says to wake him up, when this happens. That if he’s off dealing with apocalypse shit, you should call him or go get Bobby. If you’re drowning in it—in the blue on your fingers, or dying stars seeping into your soul, or all this fucking pain that’s not allowed to kill you, because Death doesn’t want you—then you need to get him or Bobby. If there’s something hollow that’s spreading over your chest, and it’s filled with winding, distorted colors that are calling for you, but you can’t seem to reach, that you can’t just curl up and try to wait it out. 
But he looks so peaceful. His mouth is parted slightly, and there are no lines in his brow of worry. No deep look his eye that reminds you that you’re just a fucking problem. That you’re making this harder for him, because he’d asked you to come home so he wouldn’t have to worry about you, but now he’s fucking worried anyway. He’s been texting you every day to make sure you’re eating, and when he’s home, he doesn’t move from your side.
You don’t deserve him. You’ve never deserved him. He’s always stronger than you’ve ever been, and he’s always too good to you, and he needs some rest. 
When you dare to trace your hand over his cheek, Dean mumbles something you can’t make out and leans into your touch. 
You’re not going to wake him up. 
But you can’t just stay here. Can’t just sit in the pain, or it’s going to shred you into ribbons that Dean will—for some reason—decide are worth braiding back together.  
You shuffle out of bed on unsteady feet, and Dean grunts, but doesn’t wake up. You’re moving quietly. Pulling on sweatpants—they’re a little too big, so likely Dean’s and not yours, but that’s better—and fumbling for a sweater and socks in your dresser.
You don’t bother with shoes, when you slip out of the door and down the stairs. 
The jagged sticks and rock below your feet help you anyways. 
You’re not sure where you’re going, as you walk through the yard. Not too far. You’d promised Dean you wouldn’t run, so you’re only wandering. Letting the cold wind and morning mist bite into your skin, until it starts to buzz with the relief of being numb. 
And you walk in circles—sharp rocks cutting into your feet, but no blood on the dirt behind you—before you end up at the usual place. 
The Impala is locked. Dean always locks it, because—even though Bobby’s yard has newer, better cars for people to steal—he’s careful. 
He’s always so careful. 
And Baby is covered in his Gold. She smells a little like him, too. Lingering cinnamon and leather, and it’s like a tiny haven you don’t deserve. A shield around you so that, when you lay on its hood, you’re not left alone with the Sky. 
Staring down at you, and doing nothing but watching.
“I hate you,” you whisper, and your voice is almost swallowed in the wind. “I fucking hate you. Leave me alone.”
It flashes, but it’s not in warning. It’s a reminder. 
It’s everywhere. You’re never going to escape it. And no matter how much you hate it, nothing will change. 
The Sky will keep watching. Waiting. 
And you’ll just keep growing sick.
You don’t know how long you lay here. Your fingers start to shake and the Sky blinks—now in warning, it doesn’t like when you damage it’s toy—but you just close your eyes. It hurts. Over all your nerves and sore in your gut, it fucking hurts-
“Son of a-“ Warmth wraps around you, and you squeeze your eyes tighter.
If you look at him, you’ll start crying. Again. And Dean doesn’t need that.
“Goddamnit, sweetheart.” He’s tugging you up, until your face is pressed right against his chest. “You’re fucking- How long have you been out here?“
You don’t answer. Your fingers just curl against his shirt—you don’t deserve to have him here, worried about you and holding you so close, but if he leaves you might split into a million fractures that scatter further than the universe—and the ache in your throat grows unbearable. You know you woke him up, and you made him come outside to get you, and you wish he’d just leave you alone, leave you to freeze into a glassy, perfect and docile statue of the monster that you are-
Dean mutters your name, and you shake your head. He’s keeping you wrapped in his jacket like you’re a baby kangaroo, and it’s so warm here. 
His chest heaves with a deep sigh, and your arms shoot around his torso. He can’t go. This can’t be the time he decides to leave you. You should let him—you’re not something that can be saved—but you need him to grab you before you fly away, and your head is swimming with too much pain and you’re so tired-
“It’s okay,” Dean murmurs, his lips brushing over your brow, and a weak sound escapes your throat as your eyes start to sting. “You’re okay, Princess. I’m here.”
You’re not okay. You can still see him staring at you. 
Death. 
Not greeting you like a friend, but something more. Something worse. 
But Dean’s here. And he’s slowly tugging you back, keeping you stuck to his chest as big hands frame your face. His thumb strokes down your nose as you collapse into his touch. The sting grows to a wet blur when you take a staggered breath, and drag your eyes open. 
He’s watching you, so carefully. Holding you the same. As if you might shatter under his touch, or turn to ash if he blinks wrong.
So fucking careful.
“You with me?” Dean’s voice is barely a rasp, still clogged with sleep and deepened from the cold, and you swallow down a sob. 
You did that. Made those lines on his brow appear with worry, make him wake up, made him come save you from drowning yourself.
And he’s more than Golden, in the fog of the slowly rising morning. He’s brighter than the Sky, and that odd, intangible thing his soul is made of is turning and glowing in the light.
Running through it, you can still see it. The shining, silvery river that’s always flowing inside him. That you wove there, and he’s never seemed to find it foreign. 
And that’s likely because Dean can’t see souls. Can’t know that there’s a parasite burrowed into him, can’t even feel it.
But you can lie to yourself a little.
Say he doesn’t fight against it because you’d never hurt him.
Just like you tell yourself that he’s in your orbit by choice, and not because you demanded his attention like a loud, feral beast. 
You’re only the beast to serve him. 
But you’d climb up to the Sky and lay yourself on its alter, if that served Dean. You’d bow your head and let yourself be put on a leash, if you knew he’d be safe. 
He’s still watching you. 
He asked you if you’re with him.
So you nod, and whisper the only thing you can think of.
“All the way down.”
Dean’s throat bobs, and you get a small nod as he tugs you a little closer, and tucks your head right back against his neck. 
“All the way down.” He murmurs, the sound from deep inside his chest and his heart beating right near your ear, and that’s all it takes. 
The first sob is soft, and muffled in Dean’s shirt. He still hears it. Still holds you tighter, instead of shoving you away and leaving you to erode alone. 
Maybe if he did, you’d grow into something better. A tall tree, that he could keep visiting, which would never hurt anyone again. You’d offer him shade in the summer and wood in the winter to keep him warm. And he could come back when he finds a better woman and marries her, and bring his future children to visit you, and you’d just be a tree, but you’d be Dean’s tree-
Your body is shaking with it, now. The pain, rolling out of you in heavy waves and clawing out of your throat.
“I-“ You sniff against Dean’s shirt, your nails digging into the muscle of his back. “I- I’m sorry- I didn’t mean to-“ Another sob wracks your body, and Dean’s arms tighten around you. “I’m sorry-“
“I know, ba- sweetheart. It’s okay-“
You shake your head—he doesn’t understand—and you’re not sure when your legs wrapped around his waist. You’re not strong enough to move them away. “I’m sorry-“
Dean shushes you, pressing another kiss to the top of your head, and then your face is back in his hands. His thumb pets down your nose once more until your breathing is even, and your tears dry out.
Baby. You know I love you, baby.
His gaze is driving straight into you. And you’re still sniffling and blurry eyed, but he only wipes your nose with his shirt, and lets out a long, heavy sigh.
“You wanna dance?”
You blink at him. “What?”
“Dance.” He mutters, his knuckles brushing the last lingering tear from your cheek. “You owe me one, Princess. C’mon.” 
Dean starts to tug you forward, but you’re just staring up at him with an open mouth. You’re not sure you heard him right. Or that this isn’t just another hazy dream. But you can feel his warmth, and his deep voice is so clear in the night air, so it has to be real.
You need it to be real.
You don’t think you’ll be able to manage waking up and replaying this whole scene all over again like a cruel joke-
He sighs and bends down, holding your gaze with a slight frown. “Sweetheart, I can carry you if you need, but you gotta work with me-“
“Sorry.” Your voice even sounds fucking weak. “I- I don’t know what- You-“
“I’m asking you to dance with me,” Dean says your name, his voice low and soft, and your lips pull into what might be a pout. “Please.”
You couldn’t say not to him if you wanted to. And your nod is tiny, but Dean still sees it, and a grin you don’t deserve splits his handsome face. 
And you can’t stop yourself. From reaching up and tracing his jaw, feeling the slightly prickle of stubble against your skin, and knowing he’s real. Golden and alive and—despite all reason—here with you.
But reason has never been either of your strong suits. And knowing you should shove him away and scream for him to just let you go, it would be so much fucking easier for everyone if Dean would just let you go, doesn’t help you at all. 
So you let him help you to your feet and guide you inside, Dean’s hand on your lower back quickly turning into you stumbling a single step, and him hauling you up into his arms. 
“I-“ He clears his throat as you climb back upstairs, his gaze fixed ahead. “Got that honey-cereal thing you like. When I went out with Sammy last night.”
You hum, letting your fingers play with the collar of his shirt. It’s better than scratching at your own skin. “Did the bar have a grocery aisle?”
“Nah.”
“So you just… Found it?”
Dean rolls his eyes, his lips twitching slightly. “Saw it at the gas station. There’s a pack of root beer’s waiting for you, too. Just don’t touch the strawberry ice cream. Hid a condom in there.”
“You- Why?”
“Don’t worry, Princess, it’s for Sam.”
“I think that’s more worrying-“
“Shut up.” Dean kicks open the door, poking your rib slightly and grinning at your small squeak. “He found a blonde chick last night that seemed pretty into his whole wet puppy thing. I’m trying to make sure he stays safe.”
You give him a flat look. “With an ice cream condom.”
“Yep.” He slowly sets you down to your feet, but doesn’t make a single move to pull away. “It’ll remind him.”
“I don’t think it will-“
“Well, sweetheart.” Dean grins down at you, his arm slipping down to hold your hip, and you swallow. “Good thing you don’t need to worry about it. If Sammy gets himself knocked up, I’m not lettin’ him dump the baby on us.”
You giggle, dropping your face into his chest, and you know what he’s doing. He always does it so well, until the pain is there, but faded slightly. Only a drum of your heartbeat—a little heavier than usual—and a pressure in your lungs that gets lighter with Dean’s every word. Your fingers are still tingling from the cold, but you can feel it when Dean takes your hand and tugs you fully against him. Your knees are okay, but you’re not worried about them giving out. 
Dean’s here. 
He’s got you. 
“I- Uh-“ Dean sighs, and you look up at his almost nervous expression. “I don’t know if you want music, but- uh- I don’t have any-“
“You have a phone, De.”
“For calling people.” He grumbles. “Not music.”
You giggle again, not bothering to hide your smile. “You are going to make an excellent old man one day.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m an idiot-“
“I didn’t say that.”
“You were thinking it-“
“No. I wasn’t.”
Your words are quick, a small frown on your face, and Dean raises his brows. “You got something you want to tell me, Princess?”
You sigh, resting your brow on his shoulder, and Dean starts to sway you back and forth. 
The dancing. 
You’re dancing. With Dean. And it’s less dancing and more letting Dean move you around in silence, but it has the same effect.
You’re a little dizzy.
A little drunk on the smell of him and the Gold that’s flowing all over you.
And the silence means to you can hear his breathing. Steady and slow and almost in time with your own, making you come down, down, down. 
Back to Dean.
Always back to Dean.
“You’re not dumb.” You mumble against him, your free hand digging into his shirt. “You’re the smartest person I know.”
“Pretty sure you know yourself, sweetheart-“
“I’m serious.” You snap, pulling back to hold his gaze. “You are not dumb, Winchester. You’re the only reason I even know what I am.”
He frowns. “That’s-“
“You figured out I was mistranslating the Enochian in my head. I only asked Cas to look into the Magdalene’s because you gave me the idea.”
“You would have figured that out yourself-“
“It had never even occurred to me.”
Dean jaw ticks, his gaze locked onto yours, and you’re still dancing. He’s so close. His hair is mussed from sleep, his lips slightly swollen from the same, and it’s a good thing he’s got you. You might have fallen too far into him, otherwise. Dragged him down, until you were both on the floor and you’re straddling his abdomen, trying to show him. Prove that it hurts, so much, all the time, but you love him.
That even when you thought Dean was something that hurt, it was only because you didn’t get to have him at all.
And, for better or worse, he’s here now. 
You’re not allowed to say you love him. Not allowed to show it. 
But Dean’s hand squeezes yours once—checking in—and you squeeze it back three times. 
It means I love you, now. 
He just doesn’t get to know that. 
“We’ll see if I make it long enough to be an old man,” Dean hums, and you blink. 
He’s trying to divert the conversation. And you don’t want to let him, but he just keeps talking.
“And I’d get one of those iPod thingys, but they’re a million freakin’ bucks. I’m not made of money, sweetheart.”
You let out a slow breath, press your cheek back to his chest. Tonight, you’ll let him have it. “I could get you one. For your birthday.”
“You even know when my birthday is-“
“January 24th.” You mumble. “Eighteen days away.”
You could swear you hear is heart stutter. “Ah. We’ve, uh- I didn’t think I told you that-“
“Think again, Winchester.” Sam had told you.  
“You don’t have to get me anything-“
“Yes I do.”
Dean mutters your name, and you lean back with a glare. 
“I have a whole untapped credit card to burn, Deano. Watch your fucking back.”
He’s still frowning. “But-“
“Shut up.”
A smile tugs at his lips. “So bossy.”
“Dean-“
“Alright, alright.” Dean chuckles, and you yelp as suddenly he’s twirling you around, then pulling you right back into his chest. “Whatever you want, Princess.”
You. The Spiderweb sings as you gape at him. I just fucking want you, Dean. 
But you’re not allowed to say it.
So you hum, and let Dean keep swaying you in the silence. Your eyes are getting heavy again, and you can feel sleep creeping up the corner of your vision, even as sunlight starts to leak through the window. 
You still don’t want this to end. 
“You getting tired, sweetheart?”
“No.” You grumble, moving your free arm to hook around Dean’s neck. “Shut up.”
His laugh is low and deep and right in your ear. “I don’t know, you sound kinda tired-“
“‘M gonna stab you.”
“Okay, Sleeping Beauty. Let’s get you to bed.”
You shake your head, even as Dean pulls you up to his chest and you fold right against him. “De?”
He grunts, and you swallow, the sting of tears building back up behind your eyes. He’s so good. Strong and resilient and careful, and all you do is make him lose sleep, but he’s still carrying you to bed.
“I’m sorry.”
Dean sighs, and you feel his lip brush over your collarbone as he speaks. “I know, ba- Princess.”
You mumble something even you don’t understand as he sets you back in bed, and grab his hands when they cup your face. 
“I need you to promise you’re gonna call me.” He mutters your name, and your lashes flutter as you try to hold his gaze. “I’ve gotta go with Sammy in a few hours, we’ve got a case in a nuthouse to take care of. We’re gonna use that truth-telling thing you did in-“ He cuts himself off, and you know why. 
He’s trying not to remind you of San Francisco. 
It’s sweet.
But it’s still going to hang over your head like a blade. You’re never not aware of it. 
That’s how you ended up here in the first place. 
“De-“
“We’ll only be gone a week, and I’m not gonna have my phone, but I’ll call you from the hospital line. And if start getting the urge to do something stupid, call it like crazy and don’t stop until they let me talk to you.” He’s frowning, his grip tightening slightly against you. “Please. I- Even it’s the middle of the fucking night, just call-“
“Okay.” You breathe out, settling down into the pillows. You’re too tired to argue anyway. “I will.”
Dean nods slowly, then raises his hand between your bodies. 
Your pinky locks with his fast, and he leans forward to press a kiss to your brow as the hand still on your face strokes a line down your nose. 
You let out a soft sigh, and Dean might be saying something, but you can’t really hear it. 
It’s just Dean. 
It’s always just Dean. 
And you sleep dreamlessly, through the morning, and into the afternoon. 
Your days are a little more flexible now. In the weeks since San Francisco, you haven’t been hunting. And the nights like these keep you from Bobby’s hunter fever, because you know.
It’s safer for you to be benched right now. Safer for everyone.
You’d raised Death. You’re not sure how you did it, but you hadn’t needed Cas to tell you that’s what happened. You, with only pain and grief and the Silver, had raised Death for Lucifer. And nobody is pissed at you about it—a bitter, raw part of you really wishes they would be—but they all agree you’re most useful on book duty right now. Trying to figure out where Death might be, helping Sam and Dean with easier cases over the phone, using your spare time to try and transcribe everything you can about the Magdalene’s onto paper. 
You’d called Cas around midnight a week ago, when you were alone. Prayed to him carefully—just in case Gabriel was on the line again—and barely flinched when you’d heard his voice behind you.
“Dean says I am supposed to insist that you sleep,” he’d said as you turned around. “If you call me at night.”
You’d rolled your eyes. “Dean is dramatic. I’m fine.”
Cas’ head had tilted slightly. “Yes. You seem fine.”
“Was that…” You blinked at him. “Sarcasm?”
“An attempt at it, yes. Did it land?”
“Sure.”
“Good.” Cas had paused, still holding your gaze. “You do not seem fine, to be clear. You are… very bright.”
You’d scowled, rubbing at your wrists. “I thought I was supposed to be bright.”
“You are. It is just… Distressing.”
“Distressing? I’m distressing?”
Cas had nodded slowly. “There is a commercial Dean showed me. Where a dog dies, and it makes the other humans very sad. This is similar.”
You’d blinked at him. “So I’m a dog?”
“You are in pain. And it is distressing. To me.” Cas’ frown had deepened. “I can hear it. If you were not hiding yourself from my brethren, they would likely feel it to. Heaven would weep.”
“Oh.” You’d swallowed. “Sorry.”
Cas had shrugged. “Are you going to go to sleep now? Dean was very clear that you should either go rest, or call him-“
“Dean can shove it.” You’d kept your voice flat, even as the Spiderweb had howled at just the sound of his name. “I need to talk to you. I- I have some questions.”
Cas had paused, and you’d sighed. 
“You did your job, Cas. I’ll go to bed after we talk.”
“Alright.” He’d nodded slowly. “What are your questions.”
You’d let out a slow breath, watching him carefully. “You want some ice cream?”
“Is that your question-“
“No. Do you?”
Cas had blinked at you for a second. “I have never had ice cream.”
“Well, let’s fix that.” You’d turned around, calling over your shoulder as you opened the door. “I think we’ve got strawberry and chocolate. You’ll love it.”
Cas had loved it. You’d sat in dark, letting Cas devour the whole bowl, then the chocolate carton as you turned your questions over in your head. You’ve been trying to track Ellen’s soul, but it’s as if she’s vanished off the face of the Earth. It’s not worth asking Cas about that, though, given the whole cut off from Heaven thing. And if none of Bobby’s hunter contacts know anything, she doesn’t want to be found. 
You’ve still been searching though. If only to find Her and say I’m so fucking sorry. I shouldn’t have left, I should have saved Jo, I’m sorry and if you hate me, I understand, but just know that I’m so fucking sorry- 
“You haven’t asked me your questions.” Cas had cut through your thoughts, and you’d sighed. 
“It’s- You might not have anything. And it might be nothing all, but-“
Cas had said your name carefully, and you’d rushed out the rest of the sentence. 
“I found this thing about Men of God, and I’m not sure what it means, and I- Angels are of God. So-“ You’d let out a heavy breath. “Yeah.”
Cas had stared at you for a long moment, then shaken his head. “I have never heard that phrase before. Was it in Enochian?”
You’d shaken your head. “I heard it. In English. From, uh- Lilith, Alistair, and Anna.”
“Anna?”
You’d nodded, and Cas had sighed. 
“She was of a higher rank than I, in Heaven. And Alistair and Lilith were very old demons, both of whom seemed to be aware of you, but- I’m sorry. I don’t know what men of god are.”
“Alright.” It had been a long shot anyway. “I-“
“I can look, though.” Cas had jumped over you, and you’d blinked at him. “If you wish it. It might be able to help with my search.”
“Yeah, uh- Sure. Thanks.” You’d poked your ice cream—now only soup—with your spoon. “How’s the God search going, by the way?”
“Not well. There is… A lot of Earth.”
You’d snorted. “Yeah. Small, big planet.”
Cas had frowned. “Those are antonyms-“
“It’s a dialectic. Contradictory things that are both true.”
“Ah.” Cas had tilted his head at you. “I am sorry. That you have not been able to see it.”
“I’ve seen more of it than Sam and Dean.”
“Maybe. But there is- You are not Sam and Dean.”
You’d blinked at him. “What?“
“Dean told me what Anna said.” He’d murmured. “That your name is written in parts of Heaven I have not seen. And it does not seem to only be Heaven.”
“I-“
“May I ask you a question?”
You’d frowned, but nodded, and Cas had leaned forward. 
“What do you love? Of what this species has created?”
“Humans?”
Cas had nodded, and you’d rubbed your palm as you thought. 
“I- I don’t know. I don’t really think about it. But maybe- Nothing?”
Cas had frowned and opened his mouth, and you’d shaken your head. 
“No, not nothing. Just- Nothing.” You’d sighed. “Nothing that we’ve created. I’ve never been happy because of something. Like I-“ You’d let out a long, slow breath. “You know my knife?”
“The one you keep in your jacket.”
“Yeah, that. It’s- Dean gave it to me. And I love my flask because Bobby gave it to me. And I- I don’t care about the thing itself. I just- I love other people. And the things we do for each other.”
That had been pure fucking nonsense. You’d known it.
But Cas had nodded slowly. 
“I… believe I like that too.”
His attention had returned to his ice cream, and before you could push about the written in Heaven thing, he was talking about how he was fond of bridges.
And you’d remained benched. Researching and spending most days with Bobby, then trying not to smile like an idiot and kiss Dean’s big, stupid and pretty face whenever he came back. 
No demons knock at the door, but Lucifer might be keeping them on a leash. The angels are still after you, but the only reason they haven’t landed on Bobby’s roof to rip you away is because you warded the place to Hell. Four sleepless nights, utilizing Sam’s longer arms to get the ceilings and serval calls to Cas—Dean scowling in the corner and muttering that he’s surrounded by crazy—and Bobby’s house might be the most secure building in the country. 
So you read, and write, and pass the time trying to just get through it. 
You will.
You always do.
When you wake up there’s a glass of water on your dresser, paired with a little paper note folded beneath it.
Nuthouse is in Alabama. Sammy thinks it’ll take five days, so with the drive we’ll be back next Friday. Call tonight, then when we get there - DW
You smile, and tuck the note into your pocket. Maybe you can track down Ketch and demand he give you the first note back—or search all Mexico until you find it floating on the wind—so you can start a shrine. Even the paper has a little Gold on it. And Dean added a little smiley face that he scribbled out at the bottom, and he’s the most adorable thing on the planet, and you love him. 
It might be written all over your face, when you walk downstairs. There’s no other reason for Bobby to roll his eyes at the sight of you.
You stick your tongue out at him, but you’re not doing yourself any favors when you shuffle over to the coffee machine, and see that there’s extra left. Made with your grounds, and the cereal box waiting out for you.
A stupid, wide smile overtakes your face, and Bobby sighs. 
“You look drunk, kiddo.”
“I don’t drink-“
“Wish you did.” He mutters. “Maybe it would give you the balls to tell that idjit you like him back.”
You flip him off over your shoulder—this isn’t a useful conversation to have right now—and focus on the cereal. Dean even cleaned your mug and left it out on the counter, right next to an empty bowl and spoon. And if it were anyone else you’d be pissed about it. About the coddling and gentle treatment, like you’re just a little girl. Like you can’t carve your way through demons with only a knife, or kill monsters with nothing but your head and hands. 
But it’s Dean. 
“You know about this case they got?” Bobby asks as you drop across from him, and you shrug. 
“Dean said it was in psych ward last night. I think they’re going to try and get into it. But that’s all.”
Bobby raises his brows. “You’d already gone to sleep when Sam got the case.”
You sigh, giving him a flat look. “You know Dean and I sleep in the same bed, Bobby.”
“I don’t know shit.” Bobby holds your gaze. “Far as I was aware, you were just sleepin’, not having, uh- Pillow talk-“
“Jesus Christ, it’s not- We don’t-“
“I’ve told you, I ain’t gonna judge if ya are, long as you’re both aware of what’s goin’ on-“
“Bobby-“
“And you’re bein’ safe!” He runs a hand over his face. “I mean, if it comes to it, I’ll help ya, but now ain’t the time to be caring for a-“
“No.” You cover your ears with your hands. “Nope. It’s- We’re not even- Why would you-“
“Found a condom in my ice cream this mornin’.” Bobby shrugs. “Wanted to tell you that’s just gonna make it useless.”
Your face might be burning, and you glare at the cereal in the hope Dean can feel it, even halfway across the country. “Great. I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Good.“ There’s a long pause, and then- “You can do a hell of a lot worse than Dean, kiddo. And he’s fuckin’ dedicated to ya-“
“Bobby.” You poke at the lingering cereal, floating around in the milk. “Please.”
Bobby grunts your name, and you shake your head. 
“We’re not sleeping together. Or dating. Or-“ You swallow, unable to finish the sentence, and Bobby sighs.
“You remember when you were nine, and I took you out to that safe house I got, in Alexandria?”
You nod, and Bobby clears his throat. 
“Was supposed to be a break. I’d had a rough hunt with a wolf, and you’d been havin’ those nightmares where you’d wake up screamin’ that someone was watchin’ you. But I’d brought the boys up there, month before that. Your magic thingy had started gettin’ out of hand, and John was gonna drop them with me for the week, but I wasn’t about to have you runnin’ to Rufus’ when you were freakin’ out about how the lamps were tired and the walls were gettin’ sore.”
“Rufus stayed with me.” You mutter. “He brought me new crayons, watched soccer, and told me to draw whatever I was seeing. Then you came back and said you were glad I asked about monsters and not math.”
“Sam spent the whole week talkin’ my ear off about fractions.” Bobby mutters. “And you gave me one of those drawings. Drew me green and the grass gold. When I asked you why, you said cause you’re green, and I like grass.”
You swallow, dropping your gaze back to your hands, and Bobby pushes on.
“I keep that in my desk. With all your other…”
“Crazy shit?”
He chuckles. “Sure. But the point I was tryin’ to make is that I brought you up to Alexandria, but I’d forgotten to clear it out. Some of Dean’s shit was still lyin’ around, and you were goddamn fascinated by it. Few of those old movies he loves, car magazine he’d grabbed from a library, and a bunch of candy he’d nicked for Sam. Think that was the first time you ate candy. Your eyes got real wide, and you asked if there were other things that tasted like it. Then you watched all the movies three times, and asked me to bring you more of ‘em.”
The world is blurring a little again. “All you could find was Indiana Jones.”
“Yep. Got you that, and a root beer float, and you never fuckin’ looked back.”
“Bobby.” You don’t want to look at him. To see what you know, written all over his face. “I- I don’t- I can’t-“
“I know you can’t, kiddo.” Bobby lets out a long, slow sigh. “All I’m tellin’ you is that whatever the hell you two got goin’ on, it’s not new. You wanted that boy since before you even knew him.”
“I-“
“You don’t gotta do anythin’ about it. But if you think it’s nothin’, it’s not. I still remember Dean bein’ twelve and askin’ me why that blanket you kept on the couch smelled good. And he’s a dumbass, but he’s good for you.”
“He’s not a dumbass.” You mumble, and you don’t care if it’s not helping your case. You still have to say it. 
Bobby only sighs. “I know he ain’t. But he can be. Just like you.”
You give a tiny nod, and keep your eyes fixed on your fingers. You’re picking at them again. “Can we please talk about something else.”
“You hear me? ‘Bout Dean?”
You nod, and hear Bobby let out a slow breath. 
“Okay, then. What’d you wanna talk about.”
“Uh- How’s the hunt going for Death-“
“Same as it was last night.” 
Your glare shoots up, and Bobby gives you a small, dry grin.
“Finish your breakfast, kiddo. Then we’ll talk Armageddon.”
You sigh, but listen. 
And the hunt for Death isn’t really making progress. Wherever Lucifer sent him, it’s not for television appearances. Most of the day is spent playing the news in the background in hopes of blatant omens. 
You won’t be useless. You might not be allowed to hunt, and you might lose Dean sleep by wandering out in the dead of night, but you won’t be useless. You won’t start screaming about Death in the middle of the night and make it Bobby’s problem. You’ll go sit on your bed and work on what you do best. 
Weird things.
New spells and rituals, trying to resketch that map of Heaven, ideas for how to help Bobby or find Ellen. Through the whole night, ignoring when your eyes go dry and you can feel your teeth, because you won’t be useless.
True to his word, you get a call from an unknown number the next morning. Early the next morning. Your phone buzzing before the sky has even started to lighten, starting your attention away from the notes in your lap.
“Dean?” You pick up in a second, and he laughs from the other side. 
“You know, one day you’re gonna pick up the phone and it’s gonna be the feds. Then you’ll have some explaining to do, Princess.”
You sigh, tipping your head back and smiling at the ceiling. "The feds don’t know who I am, De. Some of us are good at our jobs.”
“Hey, I’m good at my job. I got me and Sammy into this psych ward, didn’t I?”
“You did.” Your smile grows. “With my strategy.”
“Shit.” Dean mutters, and you let out a soft giggle. “I shouldn’t have told you that.”
“Nope.” You pause, fidgeting with the hem of your shirt.
Dean’s shirt. 
Dean’s shirt that you’re wearing, because you’re an idiot who misses him and loves him and wants him all the time. 
“I, um,” You swallow. “Are you there? And safe?”
You can hear him sigh through the phone. “Yeah. We’re safe. I mean, we got full bended and spread, but we’re safe.”
“Bended and-“
“Medical exam.” He grumbles, and you can almost see his sour expression. “It don’t know what the hell my ass has got to do with being bananas, but they still had to take a look.”
“Oh.” You flush, and force it to stay out of your voice. “That’s, um- Did it hurt?”
“Nah. It was fine. I-“ Dean cuts himself off, his voice dropping slightly when he continues. “Princess.”
Your flush is spreading. Growing hot between your legs. “Yeah?”
“Why the hell are you up right now.”
“You’re up-“
“I snuck out to leave you a voicemail so you had the number.” He snaps. “I didn’t think you’d actually be awake. Go back to sleep-“
“I never went to sleep.” You raise your voice over his, your knees drawing up to your chest. “I- I can’t.”
The line is only static for another second, then Dean clears his throat. “You wanna talk about it?”
“No.”
“Okay. You haven’t been-“
“I’ve been writing.” You whisper, turning one of your notes in your hand. “And thinking. But that’s it.”
“Good.” Dean mutters, and you hear a rustle through the speaker. He might be rubbing his face. “I can try and stay on the line with you, b- sweetheart, but if they catch me, I lose pudding privileges.”
You smile softly at the air. “Woe is you, Deano. I-“
“It ain’t that bad.” Dean speaks over you before you can convince him to hang up. “All they got is butterscotch.”
“Wow. Woe really is you.”
He chuckles. “You have no idea, Princess. You want me to stay?”
“Yes.” Your grip tightens on the phone. Like you can force his voice to stay with you.  Please.”
“Alright, then. I had a great fucking milkshake on the road. Tasted like mint.”
“Dean, you hate mint-“
“I hate toothpaste. The, uh- sharp kinda mint-
“Spearmint?”
“Yeah. That. This was better than that. I’ll take you sometimes. If you- Uh, if you’d like.”
You smile into the air.  “I’d like.”
“Good.” Dean coughs. “Sammy got a salad. Fucking health freak.”
You giggle, and stay on the phone until you blink, and realize the sun has long risen back into the sky, and you’re slumped across the mattress to Dean’s side of the bed. 
He’s fine. The first thing Bobby tells you when you get downstairs is that Sam called that morning, saying they think they’re hunting a wraith and nothing else. If Dean was in trouble, Sam would mention it. 
“Bobby.”
He grunts, and you push one of your papers across the table. 
“Can you read that?”
“The Enochian?” He gives you a flat look. “No.”
“Not that.” You tap the bottom of the page. “That.”
Bobby sighs, and frowns at the paper. “Congelo.”
“Great. Now take this,” you shove a fistful of mint into his hands. “And keep it in your pocket.”
“In my-“ Bobby say your name with an incredulous expression. “What the hell are you talkin’ about-“
“It’s a defense.” Your tone is almost frantic. You can’t help it. “If you eat the mint and then say congelo, then everything within a ten-foot radius will freeze. I tried to keep it as simple as possible, but we’re going to have to up the salt in your diet and get you some pebbles to throw over your shoulder. And you, uh- You’ll have to keep the house about five degrees colder-“
“Kiddo, I ain’t doin’ any of that.”
“It’s not forever! It’s-“ You grab another fistful of notes, shoving them forward as if Bobby could read a single word. “It’s just until I figure out how to heal you-“
“No.” Bobby shakes his head, and you frown.
“But-“
“No. I don’t want you wastin’ your time on me.”
Your brows knit tight, and you scowl. “It’s not wasting time, Bobby-“
“It is if you’re lookin’ for ways to get me out of this chair instead of stop Lucifer.” He snaps. “I ain’t gonna lie and say I’m happy with this agreement, but I sure as shit ain’t putting myself before the damn world.”
“What if I want to put you first-“
“Then you need to remember that there’s no me, no anybody, if there ain’t world.”
You shake your head, your words growing strained. “What- What if something attacks you, Bobby. What if I’m not here and a demon gets to you again, and you can’t get to your shotgun. Then that’s three people that I could have helped, but I failed-“
“Hey.” Bobby grunts your name, and you take a slow, slightly shaking breath. “Breath. I got a piston on me, I keep extra guns places in this house that would shock ya’, and I know my exorcisms.”
“But-“
“If we’re bein’ honest, kiddo, my life expectancy is probably doubled in this chair. You’ve made this place more secure than fuckin’ Alcatraz. I’ll be fine.”
You take a heavy breath, your voice dropping under your breath. “People escaped from Alcatraz.”
“Yeah, three dumbasses who got themselves drowned.” Bobby sighs your name, rubbing his beard. “I’ll be alright kiddo. I got you lookin’ out for me, and if it makes you feel better, I’ll keep the damn mint. But I ain’t doin’ all the other stuff.”
You’ll take it. Just to give yourself a false sense of comfort, you’ll take it. 
But it doesn’t help you sleep better. And the pain still crushes your lungs in the dead of night, but you don’t call Dean. He’s working. He needs the sleep too. 
You’d promised you’d call him, if you were going to do something stupid. But you’re not. Every time you want to go outside and scream at the Sky until your voice is gone and your skin is frostbitten, you just keep writing under your hand cramps. It’s not even spells anymore. It’s Dean’s name in Enochian, a record of things you did that day, a bunch of fantasies you’re never going to speak aloud—that part comes with your hand between your thighs and a small gasp that sounds a lot like Dean—and a list of ideas for Dean’s birthday. 
But it still hurts. 
And you can’t just sit in it. 
You take the knife and the Blade, as you slide out the door. You won’t need them—anything that can really hurt you will trigger the Silver, and then it’s everybody’s problem—but it will be good to have a defense in the morning, when Bobby asks what the hell you were thinking, sneaking of in the middle of the night. You brought a weapon. Everything was fine. 
It isn’t.
Not really.
And you’re not really sure where you’re going. For a second, you’re driving the Firebird to the trail, ready to hike to the waterfall and see Jo—hiking at night might be a dumb idea, but animals tend to like you, and you do have your knife—but you’re not ready. 
You can’t do it alone. 
So you turn around, and end up at a bar. It’s the one Sam and Dean always go to. And you’ll always refuse Dean’s invitation, because they’re going to be drinking and you don’t want to be a bummer. The stick in the mud loser who can’t play pool, won’t drink, and is clinging to Dean’s side, stopping him from getting laid.
Sam had said Dean doesn’t look to get laid anymore.
That doesn’t mean he’d turn down an offer.
You try not to think about it. 
But there’s still the fucking fantasy. Where you do go the bar with them, Dean’s only looking at you. Grinning at you and ordering you a Shirley Temple before guiding you to the pool table with his hand on your lower back, and talking to you through the whole game. Then he wanders over to your stool and stand between your legs, smirking at you before pulls you into a long, deep kiss-
“Are you waiting for someone, darling?”
You blink at the voice from your left—you’ve been staring at your eggnog for maybe twenty minutes—and nod. “Yeah, my boyfriend.”
The voice hums, and your skin crawls. It’s British, and all you can think of is Ketch. “Some boyfriend he is, leaving a lovely thing like you hanging.”
“He’s not leaving me hanging.” You shrug. “He’s a mechanic and I make him shower before he joins me. And I’m really not looking for company, so-“ You turn to look at Mr. British, and your words die in your throat. “Fuck.”
The demon is seeping and sticky and smooth. Blood red.
Crossroads demon. 
His vessel is shorter, dressed on all black with a clean beard. 
Easy body to hide.
You reach for your knife, and the demon just sighs.
“Don’t do that.” He tilts his head to your hand, and you scowl.
“Shucks, buddy, you don’t really get a say-“
“I am not here to hurt you.” He hums, taking a slow sip of his own drink. “No fun in that.”
You pause. The Silver isn’t rising anymore, but it’s not going back down either. Just humming in static. Waiting.
You don’t pull out the Blade, but you don’t move your hand, either. “No fun?”
“God, no.” The demons turns to face you with a smirk. “If I’m being self-aware, no point in trying, either. I’ve seen the news. As far as I recall, San Francisco never had hospital that looked like a hanging garden. Not until you visited it, anyway.”
The Silver flares slightly at that, and your words are pushed through your teeth. “What do you want.”
The demon laughs. “Think I’d rather introduce myself first, actually.” He extends a hand, his smirk growing. “I already know who you are,” he says your name, and you sit a little taller. “But I’m afraid I missed you, when your two handsome buffoons gave me a gentlemanly call. Crowley, King of the Crossroads, anti-Lucifer demon.”
Fuck. 
You’re staring at him, trying to weigh the merits of stabbing him and running. If one demon found you, others could find you. And even if Crowley is—as he very pointedly said—against Lucifer, that doesn’t mean other demons won’t find you and call Lucifer-
“What’s wrong?” Crowley cuts through your cold panic, his brows raised. “Not a toucher?”
His hand.
You’re not going to shake it.
“You didn’t answer my question.” You say, pulling your hand out of your jacket. “What do you want.”
“Well, if we’re skipping formalities,” Crowley withdraws his hand, and his smirk grows. “I want to make a deal.”
“No.”
He sighs. “You haven’t heard my offer yet, you can’t just say no-“
“Yes, I can. No.”
“You are-“ He scowls, scanning over you carefully. “I’m not asking for your soul, darling. This isn’t another Dean’s got a year situation.”
You narrow your eyes, the Silver flaring slightly. “I’m still not interested.”
“Yes, because you don’t know what I’m offering-“
“I don’t care-“
“You will.” His grin returns in full force, wide and snake-like. “Because I can give you Death.”
The Silver flares again. Still too deep in your body to be dangerous, but brighter. You can feel how cold your glass is, from the ice in your drink. “Death.”
“That’s right.” He hums. “And since I can’t take your soul, all you’d owe me is one little favor.”
One favor. 
Death, for one favor. 
You’re not a fucking idiot. And Crowley might have played nice with Sam and Dean, but he’s still a demon. Still smiling at you from inside the vessel, hideous and crude and bloody. 
But Death.
You could fix your mistake. You could make it better.
Dean told you not to do anything stupid. 
“I know you have no reason to trust me,” Crowley says, before you can even open your mouth. “But I promise. I don’t break my deals, and I am very much in favor of a world without the Devil. He doesn’t even do any of the real work. Made us govern ourselves for years, he’s barely more than a figurehead.”
You frown, and speak before you can stop yourself. “Why are you British?”
He rolls his eyes. “Why are you American?”
“Touché.” You sigh and rub your thumb over your palm. “I-“
Crowley shakes his head. “Don’t answer yet. Sleep on it. And if you need proof of my allegiances,” Crowley leans forward, holding your gaze. “So I can offer you a step forward. For free.”
“Offer me- A step forward.” Your eyes narrow. “Why would you do that?”
“Call it an investment. I’ve been told some interesting things about you,” he drawls your name with a small shrug. “And while I’m not looking for friends, I’d have to be a fool to be on the bad side of the girl who kills angels and raised Death.”
“What’s a step forward-“
“You’ll have to find that out yourself, I’m afraid. But I promise I’m good on my word.”
You swallow, the Silver twisting in your body. “And it’s… free.”
Crowley nods, his grin never dropping. “As long as you promise to think about my real offer, yes. It is free.”
And Dean told you not to do anything stupid. 
But thinking about it doesn’t mean you have to do it.
“Fine.” You lean forward, holding Crowley’s gaze, and his smirk grows. “I’ll think about it. Promise. Your turn.”
“Los Angeles, California. See what you find.”
You open your mouth to push, but before you can, Crowley snaps his fingers. And he’s gone. 
Fuck.
——————   
“Dean.” Dad grunted, and Dean’s sat up. 
If Dad needed him, he always had to sit up. Look ready. Prove that he was listening, and that he would be worthy of whatever was needed. The kiddie gun Dad let him keep was in his pants. He couldn’t get into smaller spaces anymore, but he could strong-arm them open. Or just force himself into them, so Sammy didn’t have to. 
Whatever it was, Dean would do it. He could do it. He always did it, and it hurt sometimes, but he was being fucking useful, so-
“Take these.” Dad muttered, passing a pair of scissors into Dean’s hand. “Go inside, cut some cloth, then come out. Anyone ask you what you’re doin’, you pretend you’re dull in the head. Understood?”
“Yes, sir.” 
Dean didn’t understand. But he knew better than to tell Dad that. Then Dad would just give the scissors to Sammy, and while Dean could play stupid, Sammy couldn’t. Kid didn’t know how. He’d just freak out about getting caught and start making up frantic excuses until they were screwed.
But Dean could play stupid. He was good at it, too. And he’d figure out what Dad wanted. 
Get cloth. 
That couldn’t be too hard.
Dad had parked around the back of the Church. Out of the view of the road and—more importantly—patrolling cop cars. Dean had heard him on the phone with Bobby this morning, while Sammy was sleeping. Someone had ratted out the guy in room 105 at the motel on Kirk Street, with a bunch of guns and two kids that didn’t go to school. Now they had to wrap up the case and hit the road, before everything got worse. 
That was why Dean was going in, and not Dad. Dad would be in danger.
Dean might be too, but no one was going to hurt a kid. 
Usually. 
And Dean had never been in a church before. He didn’t remember Mom being that kind of religious, and Dad always said ‘you’d have to be a crazy asshole to believe, knowin’ what’s out there.’ Sometimes they’d pass big, dusty churches on the highway, but they looked like nothing. Single-colored building with crosses stuck on the top, all wood or clay or brick. The door always seemed too big, and the signs all said things like ‘There will be judgement’, which Dean wasn’t sure was true.
If there was judgement, it was a little slow. Or misplaced. If there was judgement, Mom never would’ve gotten ganked, and Sammy would’ve gotten to know what normal was. If there was judgement, Dad would get to sleep more, and he wouldn’t ever be angry because everything would be fine.
Dean didn’t remember what fine felt like. 
He was sure he wouldn’t be finding it in an old building that smelled like wet wood and smoke, with some old bald guy yelling at him. 
And that was what he’d been sure all churches would be.
But this wasn’t that. 
Maybe it’s because they were in a city. Dad rarely took them to cities. But Chicago had a problem, and Dad was the only person who could solve it. So, city.
And Dad rarely let them near churches, either. But here they were.
And when Dean shuffled through the too big doors, this wasn’t the wooden box filled with guilt and dummies praying to nothing. 
It was big.
Beautiful.
A ceiling that seemed higher than the sky, and arches that curved over his head like doorways. There was a big organ at the front, stained glass windows lining the walls, and Dean felt small. He felt like he was somewhere he shouldn’t be. It was too bright and colorful, too well-kept and clean. That might be gold, lining the alter, all the benches were shiny and polished, and not one of them was going to give him a splinter. 
It was empty. Oddly empty. It was a Thursday, but a place like this felt as if it should be filled with a hundred people, shouting and singing and doing church things. But it was just Dean, and the stature of the guy on the cross, hanging over the dais.
That looked painful. Really freaking painful. 
Dean didn’t think he’d be strong enough to do that, if he had to. He knew the whole Jesus story—he wasn’t that much of an idiot—and if Dad asked him to hang himself for the sake of everyone else, he didn’t know if he could. 
He wanted to be able to. Wanted to be worthy of whatever people saw in that guy, to make something this beautiful for him. Maybe if he bled enough, just one person would leave a flower at his grave. One person would sit on all those shiny benches, and think of Dean. 
He would never be worthy of all this beauty. Of those painting on the glass of angels, or the spotless shine of the floors. A flower and one person could be all he asked for. 
Maybe one day he’d earn it.
Right now, he had to get cloth. 
There was no one to stop him wandering right up the steps to the big preaching area, and there was some red, soft looking fabric hanging off the alter. That could be what Dad was looking for. And if it wasn’t, Dean would just take the blow, then run back inside until his brain started freaking working and he figured it out. 
He knelt down behind the alter—where nobody would see him, if they walked in—and raised the scissors to make a small, clean cut.
“What are you doing?”
Dean’s head shot up, and there She was. Sitting on the alter with hair shinier than the gold in the pews, looking at Dean with eyes brighter than all the sun leaking through the glass. Dean whispered Her name, his voice a little hoarse, and suddenly he wasn’t small anymore. He was kneeling, but at Her eye level. The scissors were smaller in his hands, and the alter was far from hiding his body from sight. 
He didn’t want to be hidden from sight. He wanted Her to look at him, all the fucking time. And smile, and lean forward while holding his gaze. 
“Dean.” Her voice was teasing, mimicking the tone with which he’d said Her name. He really wanted to kiss Her. “Why are we in a church?”
“I, uh-“ He cleared his throat, grabbing Her knee. 
A little bit to steady himself, but mostly just to touch Her. Make sure She didn’t vanish into the air as the dream fell back into a boring pace. 
“I’m working a case. With Dad.”
“Huh.” She frowned, glancing down at the scissors. “What?”
“He needed cloth from a church.”
“Why couldn’t he get it himself?”
“There were cops.” Dean shrugged. “And this isn’t that bad, sweetheart. One time he had me crawl into the sewer cause he dropped the wolf killing bullets.”
Her brow furrowed into a tight wrinkle. “Dean-“
“Yeah, yeah. I know.” He shrugged. “But shit happens. And he got the wolf.”
“I- How old are you?”
“Right now?” Dean frowned. “This is, uh- The ’89 case in Chicago. Woulda been ten.”
The little wrinkle deepened, Her lips falling into a full pout. “That’s-“
He sighed. “Look, Princess, I know. And I’ve come to terms with it-“
“I don’t care.” She whispered, Her fingers reaching up to trail his jawbone. “You didn’t deserve that, De. I- He never deserved you.”
Dean let out a dry chuckle. “That right, Princess? I’m just that good, huh.”
“You are.”
She was holding his gaze, and there wasn’t anything mocking in Her voice. She just had that little furrow in Her brow, a siren-like voice that might be the most gospel this stupid church had ever heard, and Dean didn’t even feel small now. The felt like he was something important, with how She was looking at him.
And he wasn’t. 
But for Her, he’d always wanted to be.
“Well,” Dean drawled Her name, raising his brows. “Who would deserve me, then?”
She frowned. “Nobody.”
Dean blinked. She’d said it like She meant he was too good, when really nobody deserved having to deal with him. Deal with all his shit. The bits he’d forced into himself, the mud he’d been born into, the violence and horror that came with just knowing him. 
And She’d said it so simply, too. Like it was a fact and not just an outright lie. Moving on before he could push it. 
“You know, I’m from Chicago.” Her voice was a hum, Her fingers still lingering on Dean’s face. “Sort of. It was the closest city. I actually came to this church a lot.”
Dean frowned. “You did? If I’m ten, you’re-“
“Seven. Still with my family.”
“Huh.” He scanned over Her carefully, catching Her hand before She pull it away, and pulling Her a little further forward. Until he was higher on his knees, settled between Her spread legs and holding Her gaze. 
“Dean.” She whispered, and he pressed a kiss to Her knuckles. 
“What do you think woulda happened?” He murmured. “If we met then?”
“I- I don’t know.”
“I do.” He shrugged, taking Her face between his hands, and brushing his thumb over Her lower lip. “I’d start goin’ to church a lot more.”
She gave him a flat look. “Dean.”
“Yeah, baby?” He grinned at Her, and She flushed.
“You would hate church-“
“But I like you.”
She sighed. “You’d have to sit still for hours. Without music.”
“So I’d sit next to you.”
“My family wouldn’t have let you sit next to me.”
“Then I woulda snuck you out.” Dean shrugged. This was a stupid, impossible fantasy. That didn’t stop him from having it. “We’d hang out with they did whatever church people do, and if you still wanted to run away, I would’ve taken you with me. But if you stayed trapped with your douchebag family, I would’ve kept coming back, over and over, forever.”
She sighed, giving him a sad smile. “That’s a long time, Deano.”
“Nah.” He shrugged. “Not if I was with you.”
Her throat bobbed, Her fingers curling on the collar of Dean’s shirt, and She was so fucking beautiful. This was what the world should be worshipping. Her. But She shouldn’t have to suffer for it. She was too untouchable, too divine. People should be the ones bleeding for Her.
Dean certainly would. 
And when She leaned forward, brushing Her lips over his, Dean understood how people could dedicate their lives to something they could never be sure was real. 
This was only a dream. Dean was only crashing up into Her in the haze of light and color that was his dream, and only leaning Her down on the alter in his head. And he may never get this again, out there in the real world, but he didn’t care. He’d keep himself as Her shadow out there, and He’d keep Her like this in his mind all the time. 
Sighing easily into his mouth and mumbling his name, pliant and soft under his touch but scratching at his back when he nipped Her lower lip or pulled Her tongue between his teeth. 
Just for the idea of Her, he’d do unspeakable things. 
And for Her herself, he’d bleed all over the floor if She asked it of him.
Everything Dean had to give was Her’s.
All the way down.
Something slammed right into his fucking face, and Dean’s eyes shot open with grunt.
“What the- Goddamnit-“ He dragged the towel off his face, shooting a very smug looking Sam a glower. “This is still fucking wet, bitch-“
“You weren’t waking up, jerk.” Sam shrugged. “C’mon. I already started the car.”
Dean frowned. “You- Why? If you think you’re driving-“
“I’m not driving, Dean. We just need to hit the road, if we want to get to LA before midnight.”
“Before-“ Dean shook his head, and he could still fucking smell Her in the air. It hadn’t helped clear his thoughts. “Sammy, there’s no way we’re going right to the next case without-“
Sam said Her name, and Dean froze. “I know. You want to go back to Bobby’s to see her-“
“I- We need to check on Bobby and the Horsemen-“
“Sure, dude. But she’s gonna be there. So let’s go.”
“Be- In LA?”
Sam nodded, tossing Dean his jacket, and he caught it with a scowl.
“Why the fuck is she in LA, she’s still benched-“
“It’s her case.” Sam shrugged on his own jacket. “I guess she un-benched herself.”
He was way too goddamn relaxed about that. She shouldn’t be on a case right now. And it wasn’t just Dean being overprotective like Sam kept saying. Sam wasn’t there with Her, almost every night. Sam didn’t hold Her while she cried in the dead of night, or see that She was picking at her hands again, or notice how She’d been rubbing Her wrists until they were raw and looked rope burned. 
Sam didn’t wake up to find Her missing from bed. Didn’t feel his heart jump into his throat as he ran outside to find Her, and have it sink right back down into a pit at the sight of Her. Shivering and curled into Herself, all the color drained from Her features.
Sam didn’t feel goddamn useless when he got Her to smile again, but still left Her in the morning. 
Dean didn’t want to leave Her. Ever. If it were up to him, he’d live at Bobby’s and never stray further than he could hear Her calling his name. But the stupid fucking apocalypse meant he had to. And he wasn’t sure if it was the shit in San Francisco that had pushed Her too far, or something else she wouldn’t talk about, but he knew She shouldn’t be in the field. Shouldn’t be anywhere where She might hurt herself more.
And She’d agreed with that. Dean had double checked that She really was fine staying with Bobby, and She’d agreed. 
So he wasn’t sure what the fuck was happening. 
“What do you mean, it’s her case.” Dean narrowed his eyes at Sam, and the kid sighed.
“I mean she called last night, and she said I’ve got a case in LA. Meet me there. That’s it, Dean.”
“She called you?”
“Yep.” 
Dean’s jaw clenched, and Sam gave him an amused look. 
“Holy shit, dude. You were asleep-“
“Shut up.” Dean stomped to the door. “Call her for the details, then tell her to go back to Bobby’s-“
Sam snorted. “No. There’s no way I’m doing that.”
“I’m not asking-“
“No, Dean.” Sam gave him a flat look as they moved across the parking lot. “And glaring at me isn’t going to change my mind.”
“Sammy, she shouldn’t be hunting-“
“Then tell her yourself. I’m not jumping in front of that bullet for you.”
Dean scowled, and Sam let out a long sigh. 
“Look, dude, you’re not gonna be able to stop her. You know that better than anyone.”
Dean did. 
Son of a bitch, he really did. 
And he only grunted at Sam and turned up the radio, but Sam didn’t need Dean to admit he was right. The little smirk on his stupid face meant he already knew.
Trying to stop Her wouldn’t work. It had never worked. If Dean went up to Her and said Princess, go home, he’d get a glare that might hurt just as much as being stabbed. Then She’d been pissed at him, and wouldn’t let him talk to Her, and if She started crying, Dean wouldn’t be allowed to comfort Her. 
The best thing he could do was be there. With Her. For Her. Next to Her as her shadow, all the time. 
Hopefully, this would be a quick case. If not a salt and burn, a monster that She could gank in Her sleep, and She just wanted them there to help her with. They’d take care of it, then maybe actually get to the beach this time around.
And that wasn’t what was going to happen. She wouldn’t have left Bobby just for a monster of the week. 
She wouldn’t be waiting for them at the motel—the drive had been long, but Dean had only stopped for gas once and told Sam to hold it whenever he started whining about the bathroom—with Cas at Her side, if it was something that would be done in a day. 
They were settled in, too. Cas sat at the table, frowning over some of Her notes. She beamed when She saw Dean—and it filled him with light and made him stand a little taller, ignoring Sammy’s eyes roll entirely—and stood up, crossing the room to pull Sam into a quick hug. 
Sam got to go first. That was fine. There was no reason—at least not a logical one—that Dean should be hugged first, so he just rocked on his feet with his hands in his pockets, and he didn’t need to Her to hug him at all-
She almost slammed into him, and Dean let out a wheeze. It was tight. And long. And his arms wrapped around Her in a second, holding Her head to his chest and swaying back and forth slowly.
He could smell the fruit, and Her hair was so shiny, and Her lips were brushing against his neck whenever She took a breath-
Dean squeezed Her once, just to check, and She squeezed back twice. 
His jaw clenched, and he held Her a little tighter.
Something was wrong. 
“Hey, Cas.” Sammy cleared his throat, shooting Dean a should we be worried about this look. “You’re, uh- I thought you were still looking for God, right?“
Cas said Her name, and She pulled back from Dean’s arms with a sigh. “I can tell them, if that would be easier-“
“I’ve got it.” She took a pace back, looking between Sam and Dean with a small, tight smile. “I’ve got a lead.”
“A lead?” Sam frowned. “Like, on a horseman?”
She shrugged. “Maybe. Don’t know yet.”
Dean narrowed his eyes. “What do you mean you don’t know.”
“I know it’s something.” She gave him a grimacing smile. “Jury is still out on what.”
“How’d you find the lead.” She sighed, twisting the skin on her finger. “Research.”
Lie. That was a fucking lie. 
But before Dean could call Her on it, Sammy was talking again. 
“What is the lead?”
She walked back to the table with Cas, who gave Her a tight nod and passed her a paper without a word.
Maybe Sam was right. Maybe they should be worried about that.
“People are fucking each other when they try to have sex.” She said, and Dean couldn’t stop his smirk.
“I think that’s what’s supposed to happen, Princess.”
Flush. Hitched breath. Parted lips that feel into a tight frown. “I know that,” she muttered. “I mean they’re fucking each other up. Like, ripping each other apart.”
She held up the photo—red and gruesome with a lot of guts on the outside of bodies—and Sam recoiled.
“That’s… so gross.”
“It gets worse,” Cas muttered. “Another couple suffocated. To death.”
Dean frowned. “How the hell is that-“
“They were also engaging in sexual acts.”
“Sexual-“ Sam shook his head, then said Her name. “What sexual acts?”
Her voice was barely a mumble. “Uh- 69ing.”
“Oh.” Sam’s eyed widened. “Oh. Shit.”
Dean couldn’t look at Her too long. At how She was very obviously avoiding his gaze and rubbing at Her wrists, hiking her knees up to Her chest as she dropped back at the table. It was just sex. And maybe Dean imagined it with Her, every time he took a shower and whenever She was lying with him in bed—or when he was alone in bed, or when She bent over and he wanted to crowd all Her space and kiss over Her neck, or when She fluttered her lashes and pouted Her lips and it felt like a goddamn spell was being cast over him—but that didn’t mean this was weird. She didn’t even know Dean thought those things.
He was pretty sure She didn’t know. 
If She knew, She’d never said anything. She would have said something. Or, more likely, stopped sleeping in a bed with him. And he played this out a million times before in his head—if She could see Dean’s desire and need for Her, spinning out of control from his soul and trying to touch Her, Dean always wanted to touch Her—but never stopped to circle around what if She could see it, and didn’t say anything, but didn’t hate it, either. 
He wasn’t sure what to do, then. She might be waiting for him to something, just like the kiss in Florida. But Dean wasn’t sure, and he didn’t want to say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing and fuck it all up. 
And if She wanted him, if She was flushed and nervous because of that, then-
Now wasn’t the time to worry about that. People were dying. Fucking each other to death. He needed to focus.
The more he focused, the faster they’d get through the case, the faster they got Her home, the sooner he could think about falling to his knee in front of Her and asking do you want me to touch you, baby girl? Are you thinking about touching me? Cause not a goddamn second passes where I don’t think I’d be a happy man suffocating between your legs-
“Do we have any theories?” Sam asked, moving to stand over the table and Dean clenched his fists. Focus. He needed to goddamn focus. “I know you guys have only been here a day, but-“
“We have ideas.” Cas cut Sam off with slow, careful words, looking to Her. 
Still staring at the floor as Cas said Her name.
“The Enochian. Tell them about that.”
She frowned. “You tell them about it.”
“But you’re the one who found it, and translated it.”
“But you keep saying I translated it wrong.”
“You still got it, though.” Cas frowned, and Sam shot Dean another worried look. “Do you wish me to explain it?”
She swallowed, but shook Her head. “I- Yes. Please.”
“Fine.” Cas looked back to Sam and Dean. “It’s a cupid.”
She rolled Her eyes. “It’s not a cupid.”
“You said I could explain it. I’m explaining it.”
“But you have to say my side too-“
“Your side is incorrect, why would I give them incorrect information-“
“Cas.” Dean grunted, looking between them with a frown as he muttered Her name, and She blinked up at him with shining eyes. “What the fuck is happening here.”
She sighed. “We have a bet.”
Sam blinked. “A… bet?”
“I found Enochian markings on the victims.” Cas said, pushing another paper—this one covered with Her handwriting in the margins—forward. “It is a Cupid’s mark. One may have gone rogue.”
She shook Her head. “But it says meat.”
“It says mate. Meat is a mistranslation.”
“But the word mate in English is derived from meat. And the people were hungry.”
“Hold up.” Dean shook his head, leaning over to frown at the paper. “Mate? Like- Soulmate?”
Cas sighed. “No, Dean. Soulmates aren’t real. Unions are pre-ordained by Heaven for higher purposes, or chosen at the free will of humans. Mate means…”
Cas trailed off, giving Her a helpless look that she only shrugged at, and Dean cleared his throat.
“Sex. It means sex, right.” He frowned between them. “You two are allowed to say sex-“
“We know that.” She snapped, and Dean’s lips twitched as She snatched the paper back with a glare. She was so fucking pretty. “We’re just tired. We’ve been working this all day.”
Sam frowned. “So you can’t say sex?”
“Sam.”
“Oh- Uh, sorry.” Sam scratched the back of his neck, reclining slightly from Her glare. Dean couldn’t blame him. She looked scary. “So- Do we think it’s a Cupid?”
She said no at the exact time Cas said yes, and Dean sighed, running a hand over his face.
“Well, it’s gotta be something-“
“That’s the bet.” She said, crossing Her arms over Her chest. “If it’s a cupid, he wins. If anything other than that, I win.”
“Win?” Sammy frowned between them. “Win what?”
“She will buy me more ice cream.” Cas muttered. “And I will find her a cat.”
“Cas.” Sam said slowly. “You’re an angel. I don’t think you need someone to buy you ice cream.”
“And,” Dean grunted Her name, holding Her gaze. “You can’t get a cat.”
“Why not?”
“I’m allergic.”
“It… will not be your cat, Dean.” Cas frowned at him. “I am getting it for her.”
“Yeah, Dean.” She stuck Her tongue out at him. “He’s getting it for me.”
“But only if you win, right?” Sam frowned between them. “I mean, that’s how bets work-“
“I know how bets work.” Cas said Her name with a shurg. “She explained them to me.”
“And we’ve already shaken on this one.” She sat up a little taller, raising Her chin. “So that’s that.”
Sam had definitely been right. Whatever this was—Her and Cas both staring them down with smug expressions and a bunch of Enochian notes covering the table—was maybe going to give Dean a heart attack.
“Oh- Okay.” Sam sighed, shooting Dean a defeated look. “Did you guys make a plan?”
“We have had a plan for hours, Sam.” Cas’ tone was flat, and Sam blinked. “We were waiting for you to arrive, so it could be executed.”
“Exe-“ Dean shook his head. “Cas, I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, but it’s damn near two in the morning-“
“We’re gonna go to bed, De.” She gave him a softer smile, and his heart might have just done a freaking flip. “But in the morning, I’m going to take Sam, and you’re going to go Cas, and I’m going to win.”
Cas frowned. “Unless it is a cupid-“
“It’s not a cupid.”
“The point of the bet is that it may be a cupid-“
“No, the point of the bet is that I want a cat-“
“Guys.” Sam raised his hand, raising his voice over theirs. “Splitting up isn’t a plan. I mean- It’s kind of a plan, but not really-“
“Don’t worry, buddy.” She gave Sam a wide grin. “You’re with me. And I’ve got a real plan.”
“Oh- Okay.” Sam put his hand back down. “And Cas and Dean-“
“I have a plan as well.” Cas gave Dean a small nod, and he felt a little frozen. “Dean, there is a diner down the road with burgers you will like. We’ll meet there.”
“We’ll- Where the hell are you going now?”
Cas frowned, rising slowly. “I do not sleep, and there are,” he glanced down to Her. “Other things. For me to attend to.”
Dean scowled. “Like what.”
“Things.” Cas’ voice remained flat. “I will see you in the morning, Dean.”
Sam’s eyes widened. “Wait-“
There was a rustle, and then Cas was gone.
And She was still staring down at Her hands, the skin of Her nails picked raw. 
Something was wrong.
“Shit.” Sam muttered Her name, shaking his head. “Do I need anything for tomorrow?”
She shook Her head. “No. Just get some sleep.”
Sam nodded slowly, turning around with a clap of Dean’s shoulder. “I’m gonna go get our bags,” he muttered under his breath. “I’ll take whatever bed you guys aren’t in.”
Dean grunted an agreement, and didn’t look away from Her as Sam moved away.
The door closed, and he crossed the room to kneel before Her, his hands resting carefully on Her thighs. She could shove him away if She needed to. And it would sting over his heart and skin if She did, but he’d let Her. 
She just met his gaze under Her lashes, a small furrow in Her brow.
She looked so fucking tired. 
Dean muttered Her name, slowly reaching up to hold Her face in his hands. “You’re not supposed to be hunting.”
“I- You’re not my boss, Winchester-“
“But I’m your-“ Friend. Best friend. Pathetic guard dog. Shadow. “I know you, Princess. Better than anyone. And you need rest-“
“I- I know, okay. But I need to see this through.”
He frowned. “Why.”
“Because.”
Dean grunted Her name, and She shook Her head. 
“I- I just do, okay. Please.” 
She was saying please. And fluttering Her lashes slightly. And Dean was orbiting around Her, and falling up into Her, but goddamnit, this felt like a shit idea. She was lying about something, and he didn’t know how to push Her on it. He’d never been good at applying the right amount of pressure with Her. And Dean might be damn good at taking care of Her—brushing a little of Her hair back and running his thumb down Her nose—but he’d also been good at hurting Her. 
He hadn’t hurt Her in a while. He never wanted to hurt Her again.
But he couldn’t make it better if he didn’t know what was wrong. He couldn’t protect Her if he was off with Cas for the whole hunt. 
“Princess-“
“I- I want to go see it soon.” She whispered, and Dean frowned.
“See-“
“The waterfall. Where Bobby-“ She swallowed, and it clicked in Dean’s head. 
“Jo.”
“I- I can’t go alone, De. I- I’ve been trying. And I can’t. And I promise I’m not running, and I know this is a bad idea, but it’s my lead and I have to do it-“
Her words turned into soft, weak tears, and Dean swore under his breath. He wasn’t making Her cry. But he wasn’t fucking helping either.
“I- I’m so tired,” She was falling over him, and Dean adjusted in a second. Pushing up to his knees and tucking Her into his chest. “I wanna go home-“
“Then go home,” he muttered Her name. “We can take care of this ourselves, cupid or not-“
She shook Her head against him. “No, I- It has to be me. I- I’m just tired.”
This was more than tired. She was leaning back with sniffles and pouting lips, and Dean knew this was more than tired.
But son of a bitch, he didn’t know how to push Her on it. And at least She’d have Sammy. He wouldn’t let anything happen to Her, if not for Dean, for Her. The kid adored Her. And She was strong. She’d gotten through months alone, right after Jo’s death, without a single scratch.
That Dean could see. 
But he couldn’t push Her on that either. Or on whatever the hell She and Cas were up to. And it definitely wasn’t the time to talk about how—when he kissed Her brow and helped Her to her feet, guiding Her into bed and pulling off his shoes before falling at Her side—he couldn’t stop wanting to fucking kiss Her.
He needed to just be there for Her. Lay at Her side and take Her hand, carefully testing if She’d kick him out of bed like a dog if he tugged Her a little closer. 
She didn’t.
And that should be enough. It had to be enough. 
But it never was. 
She shifted, in the night. Dean drifted in and out of sleep, and every time his eyes would open and he’d regain fully awareness, She’d have moved. Her body now facing his. Her chest pressed to Dean’s side. Her leg hooked over his waist, and their hands still tangled together.
Her face, burrowed in Dean’s shoulder, Her breath warm on his skin. 
It was torture. It was the best goddamn torture in the world, because Dean got to hold Her—kind of—but it wasn’t enough, and now he couldn’t fucking sleep. 
The rest of the night passed with lights on the ceiling, their hands pressed to Dean’s chest the smell of fruit and sugar getting him high on an amazing, horrible drug. 
He shouldn’t think about it right now. It was wrong. Sick. She was his best friend, and She was in fucking pain, and She’d been crying in his arms only a few hours before. 
But She was also humming softly whenever She took a breath, and nuzzling against Dean’s throat, and Her knee was real damn close to brushing against his cock. And in another world, maybe he’d be allowed to flip Her over until she was staring at him all pretty, splayed out below Dean and whispering his name in that siren-like way only She had ever said it. Then he’d kiss the sound off Her lips, and she’d hum softly and tug at his hair, and he’d give Her more. Give Her everything. All She’d need to do was relax into it, and Dean would make Her see all those stars that only seemed to shine for Her. Make Her feel that perfect, slightly pained paradise he lived in, whenever She so much as fucking smile at him. 
He’d made Her scream his name until Her voice was hoarse, then wrap Her safely in his arms, getting Her whatever she needed before She had to ask. He’d fuck Her until She couldn’t walk, then carry Her wherever She needed to go. He’d praise Her and kiss Her until she was a flushed, fucked out mess, and kiss Her again just so She knew. 
That as long as Dean had a say in it, She’d only feel good things. Be good places. Be happy.
He just needed to be the luckiest, most undeserving son of a bitch in the world, and be the one She wanted to be happy with. The asshole from the mud that hadn’t dragged himself up, but had hardened into clay. And She could mold him into whatever She wanted him to be. 
Dean just really fucking hoped it was something where he got to kiss Her, and She stayed wrapped around him for maybe the rest of time. 
He got up the moment light cracked through the blinders. He’d be fucked if She woke up first, and felt the raging boner pressed into Her thigh.
The cold shower sort of helped. The gritting his teeth, squeezing his eyes shut, and jacking off to the fantasy of Her in bed with him—curled at Dean’s side, smiling at him with fluttering lashes and maybe grinding onto his thigh while Her hands wrapped around his cock—helped a lot. And Dean dressed in the bathroom, grabbing coffee from the desk and setting in on the nightstand, with a little scribbled note that he was out with Cas, and to call if they got any leads. 
She and Sammy needed the sleep more than Dean did, anyway. They both looked peaceful, and they’d both been beating themselves up every damn moment they’d been awake, and Dean had been trying to help them but maybe he was only making it worse-
Problems for later. Right now, Dean needed to get a start on the case. The sooner they wrapped it up, the sooner Dean could get Her home. Take Her to go see Jo. Maybe stop and get Her food—not that day, that day would be a lot more holding Her while she cried—and then find the words to ask am I allowed to kiss you still, Princess. And if I am, could we do more than kissing. Could you maybe see yourself holding my hand, wearing even less clothing when you slept, and letting me build you a house that might not be the fanciest thing in the world, but would be fucking ours. And you’d be mine, and I’d just keep being yours. 
Always been yours, Princess. He stared down at Her like a fucking creep, tracing his hands over Her cheekbones. Never gonna be anything else. All the way down, right?
She didn’t answer. 
So Dean headed out the door, and called Cas at the diner. 
“How certain are you it’s a cupid?” Dean asked, right through a mouthful of burger—Cas was right, this place was awesome, they served burgers at six in the morning—and Cas sighed. 
“I am positive.” Cas muttered Her name. “She is caught up on the semantics of the translation. I will admit that I’ve never seen a rogue cupid do something like this, but this year has been… full of firsts.”
Dean grunted. “Yeah, it has. Never seen an angel place a bet before. Or take orders from a human.”
Cas frowned. “I have taken orders from you, Dean.”
“Those were suggestions-“
Cas said Her name carefully. “I am speaking of her. You did not suggest that I ensure she slept.”
Dean scowled. “Well, did you?”
“Of course I did.” Cas frowned. “You asked me to.”
Dean blinked. “Oh, uh- Thanks then. You’re not really gonna get her a cat, right?”
“I will have to. If I lose the bet.”
“What, did you two make a blood oath-“
“I don’t have blood.” Cas paused, his gaze flicking down to Dean’s burger. “You are eating slower than usual.”
“It’s early. And you better lose that freakin’ bet-“
“I am confident in my theory, Dean. You can come with us when we get ice cream.” Cas was still staring at the burger, and Dean cleared his throat. 
“How’d that other thing go?”
Cas’ gaze flicked back to Dean’s with a frown. “What?”
“Your other thing that you left us for. Last night.” Dean narrowed his eyes, and said Her name. “Was it something for her?”
Cas sighed. “If you are looking for me to tell you of our private conversations, Dean, it won’t work.”
“Why the hell not-“
“Because I won’t betray her confidence. Just as I wouldn’t betray yours about the bottle of her perfume that you keep in the bottom of your bag-“
Dean sat up. “How the hell do you know about that.”
“You asked me to grab you a gun, a few weeks ago. And I have eyes.”
“Well- I-“ Dean shook his head, leaning forward. “This is different, Cas. She might get herself hurt-“
“I will not let that happen.” Cas was looking at the fucking burger again. “Dean, I know how you are about your food, but-“
“Take it, man.” Dean sighed, pushing the plate forward. “I’ll get another one for the road or something.”
Cas nodded, grabbing the burger a lot faster than Dean expected, and he frowned. 
“I thought you didn’t need to eat-“
“I don’t. I’m trying new things.”
That didn’t make a whole lot of sense.
Wasn’t enough time to push it.
“Well, if it’s a cupid, how are we gonna find it-“
“You won’t have to find it.” Cas shrugged, frowning around the diner. “This city is a high priority location for cherubim-“
“Cherubim-“
“Cupids. They are low level angels. Not a threat, though.” Cas nodded slowly, and it mostly seemed to be to himself. “I will find it and deal with it easily.”
Dean frowned. “Then what the hell am I here for-“
“The bet.”
“Ah. Right. The bet.” He let out a slow breath, turning over his fork on the table. “If cupids are angels, do you think this is a rebellion situation? Lucifer flips one of them, diapered douchebag goes around ganking anyone he can?”
“Cupids don’t wear diapers.” Cas took another bite of the burger. “They’re naked.”
“Course they are.” Dean muttered. “Awesome.” 
Cas nodded, speaking through a mouthful. “And I am not sure of this one’s motivations. There is no reason for Lucifer to want a cherubim. Human love would not be… of his interest.”
“So you’ve got nothing.” Dean said flatly. “No motive, no theory, no explanation for why this might be happening.”
Cas shook his head, his mouth still stuffed with his burger, and Dean sighed. 
“Dude, we’re going to fucking lose this bet.”
And Cas kept saying they wouldn’t. Dean got his second burger—Cas ordered his own as well, and they were good burgers, but not that good—before they left, and whenever Dean muttered that it would probably be better for them to be helping Her and Sammy, Cas shook his head and said it’s a Cupid. Only they make those marks.
But it wasn’t a fucking cupid. 
Cas summoned the damn thing, and it crushed their freaking bones with hug, then started sobbing about how it would never do that. 
“Are cupids good actors?” Dean muttered in Cas’ ear, and Cas sighed. 
“No. They’re not.”
“So you lost-“
“Apparently, yes. Congratulations on your cat, Dean.”
Dean scowled—there needed to be a way to talk Her out of that—as Cas moved forward to comfort the sobbing cupid.
There was something off about this whole thing. There was a case here—people didn’t just eat each other—but if it wasn’t the cupid, Dean didn’t have a goddamn clue what it was. And She still hadn’t said how she actually found the lead, or given any alternate theories, and this cupid was sobbing, but both the vics had been marked with that meat or mate thing-
“Wow.” The cupid gasped, still hugging a very rigid Cas and staring at Dean, and he blink. “I’ve never seen anything like you.”
“Anything like-“ Dean pointed to himself. “Like me?”
The cupid nodded, and before Dean could open his mouth, the guy was naked and right in front of him. Poking him. His chest and face and arms and-
“Cas.” He grunted, his tensed with the effort not to throw a punch. “What the fuck is this.”
“I am not sure. Brother,” Cas caught the cupid’s hand, and it gave him an almost innocent expression. “I cannot recommend poking Dean Winchester-“
“I know, I’m sorry, it’s-“ The cupid took its other hand, and fucking poked him again. “Can you not see it? The bond in him?”
“The bond?!” Dean looked back to Cas. “What bond? I- Is there something in me-“
“There is nothing in you.” Cas sighed, and the cupid shook his head. 
“But- Look at that! He’d so shiny, and I- I’ve never seen such intricate work, and it’s not even angel made-“
“It?” No punching. He wasn’t allowed to punch. “What is it? I- Cas-“
“You have a connection.” The cupid whispers, his eyes wide on Dean’s. “It is the purest love I have ever seen. It’s-“ The cupid grabbed Dean’s face between his hands. “It is beautiful, Dean Winchester. Your love.”
Dean was frozen. 
His- He- That wasn’t- 
Cas muttered Her name, slowly pulling the cupid away. “He’s seeing her. Cupids are more attuned to souls than the average angel. They can see the webs you weave for each other-“ 
“Webs?” Dean blinked, and his voice was hoarse. “Cas, I- What-“
“Human souls are the most complex in creation.” The cupid offered eagerly. “They are all made of other people’s souls, too! You have your soul, then little bits of all the souls that have affected you the most! And as a cupid, my job is to take my arrow and weave certain souls together, but you- Your love-“ The cupid tested out Her name slowly, and Dean was going break his own hand. “You love her so much-“
“Cas.” Dean felt like something was pressing on his chest. “We’re done, right.”
Cas nodded, and that was all Dean had needed to say. There was a whoosh and then both the angel were gone. 
And it wasn’t pure. 
Dean wasn’t pure. He was made of mud and guts, and the was a shadow, not some shining prince in a fairytale. He killed things for a living, he lied and cheated and stole, he was barely better than the fucking monsters he chopped the heads off of and burned like it was a sick fucking sport. At least they hadn’t gotten a choice. They’d just had shit luck, a bad draw of species, born evil and wrong without a say in the matter. Dean had made that demon deal. He’d picked up that blade in Hell. He’d failed to keep Sammy off the demon blood, and he’d just let those Hell’s assassins keep a gun to his head while Anna killed Jo. 
And he’d held Her, after. And waited for Her. 
But that was because it was a law of fucking nature. She needed to be good. If She wasn’t good, nothing was good. She was warmer than the mud Dean came from, and stronger than the oceans he’d drown in, if She asked him to. More vital than the air he was taking in shallow gasps. Brighter than holy fire. 
And Dean still thought about fucking Her. About getting on his knees until Her legs were shaking, or stuffing Her mouth with his cock until She was moaning around him. That wasn’t pure. 
She was ethereal, and brilliant, and made of damn stardust or something, but Dean had always known he’d only turn that into something bloodied. 
He hadn’t. 
He tended to Her. Been careful. Waited. 
But- The cupid- It-
Dean’s phone rang, buzzing in his pocket and ripping through the air, and-
It was Her.
He picked up in half a heartbeat.
“Hey, Princess, what’s-“
“It’s not a cupid.” Her words were frantic, and Dean could hear how She was running out of breath, and Dean’s grip tightened on his phone. “Dean, it’s not a cupid, you have to tell Cas and come back right now, I- I need you-“
Fuck. “I’ll grab him, sweetheart, but- I need you to slow down and tell me exactly what’s happening-“
“Sam.” She whispered, and Dean’s blood went cold. “Fuck, Dean, he’s- We were looking at the morgue and I turned around for a second, but he was gone. And he’d been acting weird, and I’d seen that there was demon, but-“
Dean muttered Her name, and there was a muffled bang from the other side of the line. “What-“
“He took a hit of demon blood.” Her voice was so fucking soft. “I- I knocked him out. And dragged him back to the motel. He’s tied up. But I- I don’t know what to do-“
She didn’t have to know what to do. 
That’s what Dean was for. 
“I’ll be there in ten.” He muttered, already walking out to the Impala. “Keep him tied up, and don’t answer the door for anyone but me. We’ll deal with it.”
“Oh- Okay.” Dean heard Her shaking breath. “I- I’m sorry-“
“Don’t.” He grunted. The engine wouldn’t start fast enough. “You did good, Princess.”
“I hit him with a hospital poop pan.”
“And he’ll thank you when he’s up.”
She sighed, mumbled an agreement, and Dean forced himself to let Her hang up. It might be better to keep Her on the line. Just in case She thought of doing something reckless-
“Dean.” Cas appeared in the passenger’s seat, and the engine started. 
“Thank Christ,” Dean muttered. “Cas, we gotta go-“
Dean said Her name, and Cas cut him off with a shake of his head. “I don’t think it’s wise for you to be near her, Dean. Not right now.”
“Cas-“
“I have a working theory.” Cas said, his words slow. “And it may be dangerous-“
“I don’t care.”
“Dean-“
“No, Cas. I don’t give shit what’s doing this. We’ll work on the case after. My girl calls me, I go.” Dean pulled onto the street with a scowl. Speed limits were suggestions anyway. “That’s it.”
Cas made the smart choice. He shut the hell up, and let Dean drive. 
She was sitting on the edge of the bed, crossed legged and curled into herself, eyes a little red as She stared at Sammy across the room. There was blood dried on Her lower lip, and it was swollen from chewing. Blood on Her nails as well. 
Sam was tied to the chair, his face still a little stained with demon blood, and bowing his head. 
That was good. If Sam wasn’t fighting it, all they’d have to do is wait for the detox. 
So Dean walked right over to Her. 
There was nowhere else to go. 
His arms wrapped around Her shoulders, Her face buried in his stomach as she held him back, and they stayed like that until Cas cleared his throat and muttered Her name. 
“You have connected it?”
“Yeah.” She sighed, and Dean stepped off to the side so She didn’t have to lean around him. “Meat. Mate. It’s hunger.” Dean frowned. “Hunger?”
“Famine.”
Cas nodded in agreement, and shot Dean an odd look. “I asked the cupid if it’s seen other cases like that. It said it had heard rumors, of pairings gone wrong. And lust is the most… potent of the sins-“
“So he’s been tailing after cupids.” She muttered, pushing to Her feet. “Sirens too. Found a few cases scattered across the country, but they somehow got missed. They start in Maryland.”
“Ilchester?” Dean muttered, and She nodded. “Shit, that’s where Lucifer-“
“I know. It’s Famine.” She let out a slow breath. “Cas and I will deal with it.”
She started to walk to the door, and Dean barely registered the words fast enough to grab Her around the waist with a scowl.
“You and Cas are not dealing with it-“
“It would be the most effective.” Cas offered, very unhelpfully. “I may be affected by the desires of my vessel, but I can overcome that.“
“And they can’t do shit to us.” She said, holding Dean’s glare. “Famine eats souls. Cas has grace, and if he does try to touch me, I’ll blow him up.”
Dean scowled. “I’m not exactly falling apart either, sweetheart-“
“Dean.” She squeezed his hand three times, Her gaze so fucking soft. “Please.”
God fucking damnit. “Fine. But if you’re not back by sunrise, I’m launching a search that’ll make a manhunt look like a lost sock-“
“I know.” She wrapped Her arms back around Dean’s neck, Her face falling into his chest. “Thank you.”
Dean only grunted. “Call me if you-“
“I will.” She was going to choke him, with the way She was clinging to him. He didn’t really care. “I fucking hate California.”
Dean let out a dry chuckle. “So we’re not goin’ to the beach.”
“Maybe we can try an east coast beach.” She mumbled. “I’ve always wanted to go to cape cod.”
Dean had been to cape cod. Lot of box houses and gray sand and dune. No place for a walking, breathing star. 
But wherever She wanted to go, Dean would follow. Just like the goddamn shadow he was. 
And he wasn’t going to just be reduced to dog, pacing around the motel and looking at the door, waiting for Her to return.
That ended up being most of the afternoon, though. The TV played in the background, Dean and Sam ate in silence after the kid had mostly detoxed, and every time Dean glanced at his phone, there wasn’t a new call or message.
“Why aren’t you affected?” Sammy broke the silence around dusk, his voice a little gravely. “I mean, you’re like, the hungriest guy I know, Dean.”
“And I eat when I’m hungry.” He shrugged. “It’s not that complicated, Sammy.”
“Yeah, but, if lust is something that Famine can feed-“ Sam cut himself off with a shake of his head. “I mean, you haven’t gotten laid in a while-“
“I take care of myself.” Dean muttered, and didn’t fucking know why he wasn’t affected. He just wasn’t. And he wasn’t a soul scientist or something-
The cupid. It could see him. It had said his- That it was pure-
“Maybe it’s- I mean, you do eat, and I’ve, uh-“ Sam cleared his throat, and Dean really needed him to just drop it. “Heard you-“
“Sam-“
“You’re loud, dude. It’s sort of a miracle that-“ Sam said Her name, then froze. “Holy shit. You should be like, all over her.”
“Sam.” Dean’s voice was almost a bark. He couldn’t find it in himself to be sorry about it. “I’m not affected. That’s it.“
“No, it’s not. You- Dean, even if we ignore feelings, you at least want her physically-“
“I-“
“And denying that isn’t going to do you any favors right now, so-“
“I’m not denying it.” Dean pushed the words through his teeth, holding Sam’s gaze with a scowl, and Sam blinked. 
“You’re… not?”
“No. I’m not.” Dean was going to snap a few teeth. “You win, Sammy. I want her. I think about her all the time. I dream about her. She’s my whole, stupid world, and I can’t live without her, and I-“ He choked on the last words. Pure. “I know that I want her. But it’s complicated. And yeah, I’ve been thinking about fucking her, but I’m not feeling whatever the hell hit you and Cas, so I’m fine.”
The room was silent for long. Too long. Dean shouldn’t have fucking said that. He’d let a lot of Sam’s teasing about it slide, over the years, but this- She was holy. Sacred. And Dean couldn’t let the fact that he had feelings taint that, or let Sam ruin the very thin line he’s been walking for damn near nine years-
“Dean.” Sam’s voice was barely a rasp. “Oh my god, dude. It’s-“
“Don’t-“
“I knew.” Sam said quickly, and Dean frowned. “I mean, I’ve known. Everyone’s known. But I- I didn’t know.”
Dean stared at him. “Man, if you keep talking in riddles-“
“How long have you felt, uh- That? About her?”
“Yeah, no, I’m not showing you my fucking diary-“
“Dean.“ Sam sighed “I’m trying to help. Just tell me.”
It took a second to say it. This conversation fucking sucked. “Long as I can remember.”.
“As long as- You mean-“
“Yeah.”
“Oh. I- Do I need to say it?”
Dean let out a long breath, and shook his head. He understood. And Sam, to his credit, finally shut up. The detox wrapped up with Sam knocked out—his hands still tied together, and one leg to the bedpost for safety—and Dean just… 
Waited. 
For Her to come home. 
He sat on the couch and stared at the door, and he was fucking pathetic. Dad would have shot him, if he could see Dean now. Would’ve yelled at him about lettin’ the lyin’ little girl boss him around.
All Dean would’ve had to say in his defense was that he liked Her bossing him around. She looked hot while She did it, and She knew what she was talking about all the damn time. And She wasn’t a liar. Not about the stuff Dad thought. She was just bright and consuming and amazing, and Dean knew when She was lying anyway, so it didn’t really matter. 
Dad would’ve then snapped that Dean wasn’t being a man, havin’ Her do all the work. Sittin’ around on his ass like a bitch.
And Dean wasn’t sure what Dad had thought being a man was.
But to him, it felt a lot like when the door opened, She walked through without a single drop of blood on Her body but a heavy look of Her face, and Dean was the first place She went. 
Before the bed. Before Her shoes were off, before Cas was even in the door. 
She went to Dean. Folded into him, with Her arms back around his neck and their bodies slotted perfectly together, letting Cas take the lead as She just stayed in Dean’s arms. 
“Famine’s ring.” Cas muttered, holding it up for a second before dropping it on the table, and Dean nodded. 
“Did, uh-“ He glanced down to Her, and Cas understood.
“It was a clean cut. I stayed outside, she got him with her blade. Is Sam-“
“He’s feeling better.” Dean muttered. “How about you, man. Still craving burgers?”
“No. It passed.” Cas paused. “Dean, I believe we should discuss how you-“
“No. We shouldn’t.”
“Dean-“
“I know.” Dean muttered, his gaze flicking down to Her. 
She was passed out. Warm against him. So fucking beautiful, even with Her hair knotted from the hunt and a little drool already falling from Her lips. 
And Dean knew.
He knew when Cas nodded, and muttered that he had those other things to take care of, but to call if they needed him. He knew when he carried Her to bed, and She let out a soft, sweet sigh. He knew when She curled closer to his body, and Her hand moved into his like a magnet.
He’d felt it forever.
But he only knew now. 
Pure. 
It wasn’t pure. It was just big. Consuming. Easy to get lost in without ever needing a way out. Safe to be trapped in because he’d never want to be anywhere else. It was every single star, and all the planets Sammy used to love telling him about. The deepest parts of every ocean where light didn’t touch, so She’d told him that the fish made their own. The first time Dean had stepped into a church, and he’d felt so small, but wanted to be more. The loudest parts of all the songs he had memorized and all the words She knew that still would never be enough to properly say it. The whole universe, and then whatever was going to devour it in the end. 
Her. 
It was all Her. All the way down.
And it didn’t matter if She tried to rip herself apart again, or if She left a million more times. I didn’t matter if She came back and fell into his arms, or tried to take a bite out of him. If She screamed and cursed his name, or let him hold Her until the pit in his body was only light.
It didn’t matter that the world was ending. Or that She was being hunted by angels, or had raised Death, or had Lucifer making Her friendship bracelets. It didn’t matter that Dean might have to play puppet for an archangel, if he didn’t get killed in the process.
It didn’t matter that it was complicated, because it wasn’t. Everything else sure as shit was, but this wasn’t. 
Dean loved Her. 
And that was all the way down, too. 
End Note: John Winchester turning in his grave right now. Good. I hope he explodes when they fuck.
I'm back!!! Thank you guys so much for waiting the two weeks! I posted a few bonus chapters in the pslams while I was on vacation, so check those out if you want to.
Thank you so so so much for reading!! If you like this story, please reblog, share, or leave a comment! <3
Buy me a coffee!☕️
Taglist (If you want to be added, please fill out the form!)
@brtodd @artemys-ackles @sthefferrete @lyarr24 @deansbbyx @bakugotypecrashout @kittycain @foolinthera1n @globetrotter28 @lordofthunderthr
@youdontknowe @nyrtopia @zuberweirrd @iloveeveryoneyoureamazing @panicking-outside-the-disco
@ambiguous-avery @elle14-blog1 @impala67rollingthroughtown @dumb--blonde @heyimolive
@itsdearapril @speedypersonawhispers @apobangpo-0613 @alwaystiredandconfused @kamisobsessed
@arcticwisteria @youroldfashioned @generalmoonpolice @foxyjwls007 @jackles010378 @godhelpthisbtch @ilovedeanwinchester4 @wecangetlostinthepurplerain @sleepykittycx
@immastealurkneecaps @star-yawnznn @maddie0101 @chi-raz @lori19
@wynnthewynnderful @redwinexsupernova @tiana-kh @woaheasytig3r @canibeyourghoulfriend @lovelywebber @salemslostwitch @winchester-whiskey @and-i-wish @ghosth0ney @funkenniffler
113 notes · View notes
thou-babbling-brook · 9 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Why was he more excited about that damn guillotine gun than anything else in that dlc LMFAO
277 notes · View notes
puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago
Text
Prompt 201
So, Danny is definitely not running from a cop right now. 
He’s also not been de-aged to like, eight years old or something and is running from said cop after hitting him in the kneecaps after he got caught maybe stealing a tire. Jazz- currently like twelve- would be so disappointed if that was the case after all, ha… 
Oh Ancients both Jordan and Ellie (currently turned mini like he was) will laugh at him if he got caught and needed to be bailed out! He just needed a couple of tires to sell dangit! And no one would care if he stole a cop’s tires, this place’s police were all corrupt anyway if word on the street was to go by! 
Go away, he was just trying to get money for food dangit! 
490 notes · View notes
rookanisstuff · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Ooh it’s got a little kick to it 😦
96 notes · View notes
furiousflamingfeline · 2 days ago
Text
1. I like Harry Pitt in the context of my autistic headcanons for him, and the fact that he is often the loser that tries to ask out Blossom first in every Blossick story. I decided to try writing the pairing as a non serious thing and then accidentally liked it. Harry in canon? Oh yeah it’s definitely problematic, Cootie Gras isn’t anywhere close to one of my favorite episodes, and the stuff that happens in it definitely isn’t good. But I’ll never understand the mental gymnastics people do to justify why Blossom’s attempted murderer eventually dating her is somehow better than a kid who tried to kiss her when he was 5. (Keeping in mind, too, that all of these things are happening to 5 year olds. I have an autistic 4 year old. Sometimes she licks my face… we’re working on that 😊 but it’s developmentally appropriate behavior to test and learn boundaries at that age!) Again, I don’t blame you for your headcanons, but it’s hypocritical to turn around and make excuses for the RRB for much worse. Just admit we all like the characters we like and stop attaching moral reasons to it… man I miss ship wars from back in the day when people just liked or disliked ships and that was that.
2. Oh yeah, he definitely rants often on the subreddit. He still doesn’t hate the RRB tho, just the fandom’s obsession with them and every other post in the subreddit being “what if there was a RRB spinoff????” or “sorry if I get downvoted but I ship RRBxPPG!” Like come off it. You absolutely can ship PPGxRRB, but let’s not act like PPGxRRB shippers are some sort of oppressed minority.
3. I wouldn’t call my initial post cherry-picking when the example I chose to post about is literally 80% of fandom content. Sorry I didn’t have much to contribute about the rest of your commentary, since “rapists and pedophiles are bad” isn’t a very discussion worthy topic. But since I apparently need to say it: pedos, rape and rapists are bad and the dark topics @boobeam-trap and I have written about are, in fact, fictional. Again, nothing being posted about on AO3 is harming anyone IRL. There are many subjects I do not want to read about and like you said, those tags can be filtered out! Easy solve! And if someone isn’t tagging their shit, report or call them out. But Archive of our own is an archive, so just because you don’t like something on there doesn’t mean it shouldn’t exist.
Anyway PPGxRRB wasn’t even the point of my initial comment. I’m just begging people to post ADULT AUs. I’m just so freaking tired of high school.
Every ppg fic on ao3:
Ppgxrrb highschool au that has very little emphasis on their powers and is probably heavily inspired by more than human (or at least the characterisation it popularised)
Mojo x blossom (she's still a child)
Brick x reader (hes still a child)
This Is Obviously A Fetish And Yet It Was Given The Teen Rating
The rowdyruff boys are rapists
Every ppg fic on fanfiction.net
What if blossom Died
65 notes · View notes
kawareo · 2 months ago
Text
As a fan of both Invincible and Transformers, I need to say that Cybertronians would wipe the floor with the Viltrumite empire in like. A week.
Now don't get me wrong, a 1v1? Viltrumite could break apart a Cybertronian like a bug. But an actual, planet-sized war?
Viltrumites could not infiltrate an inorganic planet the way they can with Earth and similar. Cybertron is canonically not involved in other planets' alliances because theyve just been at war with eachother for millions of years and no organics want any part in that. So, the only strategy Viltrum would have, is to attack head on (and ngl that's been most of their strategies so far anyway. Punching.).
So they attack, they absolutely win the first battle easily, Autobots and Deceptions probably still refuse to work together to face a new threat in most universes (no way would Megs do that, he'd claim they can deal with that themselves). Optimus would offer a peace meeting but when Viltrumites would demand a surrender, that would get blown out of the water, too, and now it's all in.
All I'm going to say is that Cybertronians are way smarter than the smartest Viltrumite. Shockwave himself would whip out a plague that would target their specie specifically in like a week, dude does way worse on his average work day! Soundwave's most basic attack would knock a Viltrumite off of the sky (hell, even his cassettes would do that). At one point a Viltrumite would fly straight through someone's spark and that thing would explode so hard it'd wipe out anyone nearby.
All I'm saying is that the moment Cybertron is able to take a breath and make a plan, Viltrumites are done for. These bots have been fighting eachother for control of their planet for five million years, you really think they'd just surrender it over? To what, some guys that can punch really hard and are slightly tougher than your average organic?
So anyway my headcanon is that Cybertron exists in Invincible universe but literally noone wants to risk getting in contact with them. Viltrum included and they claim it's because they have nothing to gain from an inorganic specie.
54 notes · View notes
phier · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Finished Plague Tale: Innocence yesterday....
38 notes · View notes
stiffyck · 1 year ago
Text
I love bad art so much. I love when people just scribble and do random brush strokes and I love seeing artists just not care if the end result looks pleasing or good. I love when people do art just because it's fun.
191 notes · View notes