#Gortash finds about it when 2/3 of his family is involved in some crazy shenanigans in another plane and has to stop everything at BG | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

maegalkarven · 1 year ago

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Good thing Levi and Gortash become immortals and live for a long ass time, bc with the way these two behave, I have a feeling it would take them at least a century to actually mature enough to have a normal in-depth conversation.

#dark urge: levi #durgetash #family matters #like fr the most emotionally-mature person in this fam is their son #who loves them both to death but gods if they aren't bloody idiots #noah hits his 20s and realizes his parents are two silly gooses with murderous intents and delusions of world domination #they're so cringe it's embarrassing but he loves them anyway #i also have an idea of levi and noah totally deciding to have a crusade against bhaal&bane #bane bc if Gortash dies (emphasis on if) bane gets his soul #bhaal bc noah is a half-blooded bhaalspawn and grandpa Bhaal is annoying as hell #Gortash finds about it when 2/3 of his family is involved in some crazy shenanigans in another plane and has to stop everything at BG #to venture after them and ground both of them indefinitely #you'd think mr tyrant would be the mature one. but then i remember he KICKS the Chosen of Bhaal in the chins at the morphic pool and am lik #“no he is not. he is literally 5 years old”

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