#“acting like maniacs”

[ratatatastic]

"And we were asking just Carter [Verhaeghe] about this—the insane scene that was the parade because it's... I was sitting in a safe spot, I was in a restaurant, second-level, and I'm just watching the lightning crash all over the place! The rain's coming down and everybody's just so happy and acting like maniacs! What is the thing that you immediately go to when you think about Parade Day?" "Just... having a blast, like no worries! Just enjoying it, you know? A lot of people ask me what was the most fun thing about winning. And I always say, like, the first night when the families came to the locker room. We shared a moment, everybody was so happy—moms, dads, kids, grandfathers, grandmothers—everybody wanted to come, was there. But the parade? Same thing: we had the buses, it was really good organisation, the whole thing—there was families in the buses. We had so much fun! It rained, didn't matter. You know, we're not made of sugar! We went through it but overall it was such a fun day to be able to share with the whole city and the whole South Florida!"

Tobin & Leroy Show | 9.20.24 (x)

[forcebookish]

sigh. me and who

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again overcome by the sheer magnitude of pranks Mikey and Leo could commit on the world of archaeology through their combined abilities of time and space

With enough time for Mikey in particular to be strong enough to make a small time portal - again within Leo’s portal opened in Someplace, Somewhere - they could plant so much shit just to mess with historians.

Like - Mikey wanted to try painting Greek-style pottery and Leo is like “hey hey wait…”

And now there is newly discovered evidence of Greek depictions of humanoid turtles laying around.

[mausinly]

Grrr cowboy!velikan thoughts, au belongs to @ghouljams, also big thanks to @reyesbignaturals for enabling me hehehe

I don't think he's exactly retired yet, more like laying low with a lot of other guys from Shadow Company. Maybe they did something just a little (not little) risky (they almost blew up all of Washington) and need to stay off the radar for a while. Since Lerch is canonically from Texas, I think it may have been his idea. He's got some of the shadows working as temporary hands while others are holed up on various plots of land in plain sight.

While Graves is busy riding bulls and being a usual showboat, I think Velikan is more dedicated to the laying low part of laying low. He's living on a small ranch, nothing more than maybe 5 acres. He's got a few horses and livestock, mainly chickens and goats because he wants things he can wrangle easily.

It takes some adjustment for him, the slow and somewhat repetitive life in a small town like this. He's so used to constantly being on the move, constantly being on guard. He didn't become the warden by half-assing his job.

But it's so quiet. He always drags himself down to the bars and rodeo arenas with the rest of the shadows, just for the white noise (and to bet on how quickly his CEO gets bucked). They must look like some kind of old western gang, all wearing black hats and bandanas over their mouths. At least there's still that familiarity. He hates to admit it, but he cares about these kids more than he wants to.

It's nice for a while, a little too nice. Laying low seems to drag out longer and longer, and he finds himself calling his little farm "home" more often than not. He starts to understand the suspicious amount of retired military here, this weirdass town has a way of luring you in and wiggling its way into your heart.

Apparently, a lot of the other shadows seem to agree because, one by one, they all begin to settle down with oddly charming and beautiful women. They start making jokes that there must be something in the water when Graves starts chasing around a pretty bronc rider.

He didn't take it all too seriously until he walked by a little stand in the market, selling jars of honey with you sitting comfortably behind the display. There's a frayed little straw hat sitting comfortably on your head and he can't help but wonder how it would look replaced by his own.

Hell, maybe there is something in the water...

[marlboromiles]

why did he say that

[3416]

This is the problem with america. You go on 1634 tumblr in 2018 you can easily find jorts related comedy. Now nobody even bats an eye.

gonna be real, i have no idea what this means, but let's revisit the 1634 jort saga for fun bc "don't worry mitchy i got you" lives in my head RENT free

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

Ready for season 2 babes

[cruesuffix]

while we're on the topic of the crüe treating Mick less than gently or kindly for most of their shared time in the band, I just had the funniest vision:

Mick psychically transferring all his AS pain to the other three guys as payback and so they can get a taste of what their old man has to go through ✌

robin your mind is so powerful!!<333

either mick using his weird alien powers to just transfer all his pain to the rest of his band or somehow coming up with a machine, similar to a period pain simulator, that simulates the pain he suffers daily, to force the band to use. either of the two manages to show those three just how much mick suffers daily. oh, and now mick gets to laugh at them writhing in pain and screaming for mercy! imagining all their reactions; tommy would scream, definitely, nikki would be stuck on the floor grimacing in pain, and vince would probably tear up. of course he’d have to hide the fact that he’s crying, but like… no one cares when they’re all in unimaginable pain. and mick would just laugh and remind them of everything he’s went through so far. this is the best thing i can possibly imagine <333

(even better, every time they whine and scream mick gets to turn up the pain a notch so they suffer even more… but even then at some point he’d finally let up and turn the machine…or his powers off so they can all relax. and then cut to all of them begging mick for forgiveness for how stupid they’ve been. and if you really need the yaoi… maybe mick concedes and lets them all surround him and pet him and apologize and promise to do better. yes, i do have to make everything turn into a Crüe cuddle pile… its for my enrichment!)

i must think of mick mars revenge plots… for my sanity i love this so much robin thank you for giving me something to think about for when i fall asleep <333

[purplemochi20055]

The 40 incorrect quotes (fanfic by @the-ravenclaw-werewolf )

Gojo: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Kobayashi: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

[stories-by-rie]

the project doesn't need to be a masterpiece it only needs to be written

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

I mean this as nicely as possible but some people on here get very upset about people erasing canon ace/aro characters and then the way the canon ace/aro character was confirmed was a scene where they say they will never love another human being because they're a murderer and they're too busy with the murders. Like I know we have very slim pickings here but.

[one-piece-tiktok-au]

[thebirdandhersong]

I think in between having medium level body dysmorphic background noise since elementary school and the annoying mouse critic voice in my head doing comparison studies 80% of the time, it's really a step forward that I'm now able to look myself in the mirror and say: okay. Let's start with this: I'm glad I have this body. I'm going to treat it well. I may not like the way it looks at times, but it's mine.

[doubledareya]

my close personal friend billie joe armstrong

[theprissythumbelina]

been thinking about Trial of Dragons again and I wish I had the brainspace to do anything with it right now

[skitskatdacat63]

I reached 30 tags on the recent post, yeah I'm feeling very normal about these photos, don't know if you knew