#“WHAT IS THIS?? PANCAKES FOR ANTS??”

[iron-sparrow]

Little Light's Pancake Delivery Service

[jakethefurry]

idk what to titled that fanart (gift for aero ants )

[frvitypunch]

mission babysitting

Sung Jinwoo x Reader !

at one point im not even gonna write the summary / synopsis at this its like 7 when i started writing this (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

married jinwoo & reader, fluff and shakspearan Beru ? idk

note: I got this idea from reading one of Kana's fics

enjoy!

"Babe!" You hear a surprisingly high pitched voice of Jinwoo, you immediately rush to see him in an odd form.

"Jin... Jinwoo?? Since when did you turn into a... Baby?" You asked, other shadows appeared around, including Beru.

"Mine own liege hast did turn into an adorable dram creature!" Beru yipped in happiness, Jinwoo wasn't happy at his form being a baby now and Beru noticing.

"This isn't something to be happy about, Beru." Jinwoo spoke, trying to act annoyed but it only comes out as a pout on his cheeks.

"Wait, you actually pout?" You asked him, to others, they think he's pouting. To him, it's an act of annoyance.

"No." He said, completely ignoring the fact he did in fact pout the other day because you were leaving for a hangout with your friends.

"Mine own queen, my liege is falsing. That gent wast pouting the other day at which hour thee hath left to hangout with thy friends." Beru spoke, earning a glare from Jinwoo.

"Mine own queen, but thee shall necessity to taketh careth of mine own liege since that gent is anon a baby." Beru spoke, already preparing food for Jinwoo as the ant had left.

"Ohh, so he DID pout. He's basically pouting right now too." You spoke, now looking at his frown which was more of a pout again.

"So, Jinwoo." You spoke.

"What?" His unusually high-pitched baby voice answers, his frown still on his face.

"It's time for your baby breakfast!" You declared, heading to the kitchen to help make Beru make pancakes with bacon.

"Seriously?" Jinwoo said loudly, Igris not doing anything but taking care of Jinwoo while you and Beru cooked.

"Say ahh!" You said,putting the spoon that had a piece of pancake in front of Jinwoo's mouth.

"I can eat it myself, you know." Jinwoo said, taking the spoon from your mouth and ate it, finishing the breakfast quickly.

"Nice! Time forrr—"

"I can do that myself." He cut you off, his small baby form waddling to the bathroom as he tried to open it, it only ended in a fail because he was transformed into a baby, and that he was way shorter to reach the doorknob

"You're too short to even reach the bathroom though." You spoke, lifting him up and carrying him in your arms as you opened the door and into the bathtub, closing the door and turning on the water as you prepared the basic necessities to bathe him.

"Fine." Jinwoo agreed grudgingly, getting placed in the bathtub that was half full with water as you scrubbed his baby body with soap, rubbed shampoo on his hair and washed it all off using water.

"So, how does it feel?" You asked him, washing his face with water after you put soap on his face, poking at his cheeks gently.

"... Something, I guess." Jinwoo spoke

"Mine own liege enjoys the humour of relaxation." Beru's head appeared once more, earning him another glare from Jinwoo.

"Alright, Beru could you prepare his.... No no, baby clothes." You ordered Beru, drying Jinwoo as you blow-dried Jinwoo's hair.

"I shalt receiveth to work, mine own queen." Beru's head disappeared to get you baby clothes since his clothes are oversized for a baby Jinwoo.

"You shouldn't get Beru to get clothes, he'll scare people again." Jinwoo said, already finishing brushing his teeth as he waddled out of the bathroom, you're surprised he still waddles even though you thought he already knew how to walk when as a baby..

"I haveth brought the baby garments, mine own queen." Beru appeared with baby clothes, fitted to Jinwoo's liking as he put the clothes on Jinwoo.

"Nappy time, Jinwoo." You announced, carrying him to your shared bedroom as you put him in the middle, and you right next to him.

"Fine, night." He spoke with the same annoyed tone

"Night, baby Jinwoo!" You spoke, hugging his smaller form

"Stop calling me a baby."

"But you're a literal baby."

honestly i wanna write but I also wanna play

have a great day / good night !

[nelle-y]

Happy birthday!

Synopsis: a birthday in bed *wink wink*

Content: Diluc x reader, fluff, slightly smut, modern!au, not proofread

Note: Happy birthday, Diluc! (A little late and rushed but I did it!)

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April 30th!

You feel giddy at the marked date on your calendar. It’s Diluc’s birthday today! Thoughts bombard you with ideas as you flip heart-shaped pancakes. Your lover, bless his tired head, laid asleep on your shared bed, unaware that you had already woken up.

The pancakes are fluffy; fresh berries, syrup, and a small cube of butter coat it from the top—just the way he likes it. You hear the alarm buzz from your room. Time to serve the birthday boy!

You slowly turn the knob of your bedroom. His red hair shrivels on his face like the morning dew. Once you’ve opened the door fully, the sweet ache of your heart basks in your lover’s pure beauty. Diluc sat up with his eyes threatening to shut once more.

“Happy birthday to you,” you sang softly. He smiles at your serene voice. “Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, my Diluc, happy birthday to you.”

You present him your heart-shaped pancakes. He gives you a groggy and deep chuckle, filled with sleepiness. Your lips make their way to his cheeks before setting down the meal on your bedside table. “What do you want to do today, birthday boy?”

He answers you with a hug, pulling you into him as he inhales your scent. “I want to love you,” he mutters.

Your cheeks grow ablaze at this, his voice sultry and enchanting. “Wh-what?” Subconsciously, your hips stick above his like magnets.

“It’s my birthday. And you did such a great job at preparing the perfect breakfast for me.” Diluc pulls you in for a light kiss. “So early in the morning, too. I know you don’t like getting up at this time; thank you, baby.”

His kisses are growing heavier now, hardly ever parting for air. His calloused hands slide to your waist and he pulls you closer to him in yearning. Your hearts hasten their pulse, the thrill between your legs and within your veins leaves you both a panting mess.

“You haven’t even had your breakfast yet, silly.”

Diluc takes over your body, pinning you on the bed while leaving artful kisses between your ears and your jaw. He then whispers, “Don’t you think I deserve to have my dessert first today?”

Just at his voice, you were ready to give yourself to him. “The ants will get to your pancakes, Diluc.”

“Let them, they’ll get too jealous once they see me eating something sweeter.” He grumbled as he sunk down between your thighs, inching your underwear off, followed by the sweet sweet bliss of his tongue.

—the end.—

[ohsalome]

What Ukrainians ate to survive Holodomor

(translated excerpts from an Історична Правда article): + images source

The villagers would dig up the holes of the polecats to find at least a handful of grain hidden by these animals. They pounded it in a mortar, added a handful of oilcake (from hemp seed), beetroot, potato peelings, and baked something from this mixture.

Those who managed to hide at least a little grain would grind it in iron mills made from wheel axles and cook "zatyrukha" (a concoction made from a small amount of flour ground from ears of grain).

Acacia flowers were boiled and eaten raw, and green quinoa was mixed with crushed corn cobs. Those who could - and this was considered lucky - added a handful of bran. This food made their feet swell and their skin crack.

The peasants dried the husked ears of corn and millet husks, pounded them, ground them with weeds, and cooked soups and baked pancakes. Such dishes were impossible to chew, the body could not digest them, so people had stomach aches. Pancakes, the so-called "matorzhenyky", were made from oilcake and nettle or plantain.

It went so far that peasants would crumble straw into small chips and pound it in a mortar together with millet and buckwheat chaff, and tree bark. All this was mixed with potato peelings, which were very poisonous, and this mixture was used to bake "bread", the consumption of which caused severe stomach diseases.

There were cases when village activists took away and broke millstones, mortars, poured water on the heat in their ovens. After all, anything found or saved from the food had to be cooked on fire, and matches could only be purchased by bartering for their own belongings or by buying them in the city, which was impossible from villagers that were on "black lists".

Chestnuts, aspen and birch bark, buds, reed roots, hawthorn and rose hips, which were the most delicious, were used as food substitutes; various berries, even poisonous ones, were picked; grass seeds were ground into flour; "honey" from sugar beets was cooked, and water brewed with cherry branches was drunk. They also ate the kernels of sunflower seeds.

Newborns had the worst of it, because their mothers had no breast milk. According to testimonies, a mother would let her child suck the drink from the top of the poppy head, and the child would fall asleep for three days.

In early spring, the villagers began to dig up old potato fields. They would bake dumplings from frozen potatoes, grind rotten potatoes in a mash and make pancakes, greasing the frying pan with wheel grease. They also baked "blyuvaly" (transl. "vomities") from such potatoes and oatmeal mixed with water, which was so called because they were very smelly.

They ate mice, rats, frogs, hedgehogs, snakes, beetles, ants, worms, i.e. things that weren't a part of food bans and had never been eaten by people before. The horror of the famine is also evidenced by the consumption of spiders, which are forbidden to kill in Ukrainian society for ritual reasons.

In some areas, slugs were boiled into a soup, and the cartilaginous meat was chopped and mixed with leaves. This prevented swelling of the body and contributed to survival. People caught tadpoles, frogs, lizards, turtles, and mollusks. They boiled them, adding a little salt if there was salt. The starving people caught cranes, storks, and herons, which have been protected in Ukraine for centuries, and their nests were never destroyed. According to folk beliefs, eating stork meat was equated with cannibalism.

The consumption of horse meat began in 1931, before the mass famine. People used to take dead horsemeat from the cemeteries at night, make jelly out of it and salt it for future use.

Dead horses were poured with carbolic acid to prevent people from taking their meat, but it hardly stopped anybody. Dead collective farm pigs were also doused with kerosene to prevent people from dismantling them for food, but this did not help either.

After long periods of starvatiom, the process of digestion is very costing for the human body, and many people who would eat anything would drop dead immediately out of exhaustion.

If a family had a cow hidden somewhere in the forest, they had a chance to survive. People living near forests could hunt/seek out berries and mushrooms, but during winter this wouldn't save them. People living near rivers could fish in secret, but it was banned and punishable by imprisonment/death.

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕖... ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: HAII can i req the pjsk boys having an argument with their sensitive gf saying smth like "if u loved me u would understand" and reader be like feeling rlly guilty, maybe some comfort at the end? srry this a little long, take ur time and thank uu 🫶🏼

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hello!! I see you picked angst~ 😈 oh boy I love angst!!!

But I did small comfort as well at the end, a bit shorter but still some comfort! So hope it makes up for it!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ angst, fluff

✧ Akito was always bad with handling his anger... bursting out at you for smallest mistake after hard day...

✧ in short, fights weren't a rare thing in your relationship, but all that mattered that you two got your comfort at the end and forgived each other

✧ but right about his singing career were rare... but how could you just let him be do careless and push himself when it's clear he's gonna ruin his voice?

"You can take one break! RAD WEEKEND won't run from you!"

"You don't understand, I already slacked off with practice yesterday! I can't do that AGAIN!"

"Yes, you can. It's for your own good!"

"No! You still don't know what I'm talking about, do you?! If only you loved me, you'd understand what I mean..."

✧ his words hurt and he knew it, because you suddenly stopped answering and instead looked at him with hurt eyes... and he did nothing but walk away

✧ he just didn't felt like continuing this argument when it was clearly over, so he left you alone, standing in your place

✧ this time, he knows he messed up but his apology doesn't come as fast... so if you won't be the first one to apologize, it might take some time...

✧ but once he does, he has heart-to-heart conversation with you, surpassing RAD WEEKEND is important to him but so are you... and he doesn't want to loose ant of those things

"I'm sorry, I know you love me. I just... I said the things I didn't mean that day. It's just.. really important to me."

✧ for once, he has no harshness or irony in his voice, he's soft and not his "good boy persona" softness but honest one~

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @miya-akane @hayillaaaaaaa @stellas-starry-stove13 @nenes-numberonefan - come get your pancakes lover!

✧ Toya is rather more of a sweet boyfriend... you never have heated fights with him

✧ if there even is a problem between you two, you usually solve it by calmly talking together

✧ so why did that changed? He just got a bit mad for you standing on his father's side... he didn't wanted to leave you for stupid piano lessons after all!!

"That's not what I wanna do."

"I know but... if he'd stop complaining maybe it's worth a shot?"

"*sigh* If you loved me you'd understand. I'm not changing my opinion."

✧ he said it so calmly and with confidence... it was hard to believe he didn't mean all he said

✧ he didn't flee immidietly after saying it, he stayed in case you'd want to talk about anything more, but when he's met with silence, he just says farewell for now and leaves your place

✧ but he always was the first one to apologize... so after one day, he's already at your doorstep with flowers, no matter if the weather is sunny or rainy

✧ he's feeling so bad when he remembers how he treated you and that he let the argument happen in the first place

"I'm sorry, I didn't meant my words. Believe me when I say I love you and... I simply don't want to leave you for something I care way less."

✧ if you'll be still on him going with his father's will, he will do that but with big reluctance. Though as long as you forgive him, he doesn't mind

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @miya-akane @toyaslove @bl4cktourmaline @r4wrclwz @stellas-starry-stove13 - come get your cookie lover!

✧ maybe fights with Tsukasa happen but luckily, they're not that often... and you quickly get back together after them!

✧ it's honestly either you or him apologizing first, but if you're slow with apologies, it's more likely that he'll be the one who usually apologizes

✧ your fights aren't usually serious either! If anything it's smaller topics and you usually don't yell but more like speak louder... you usually discussed serious topics

✧ so what changes now? Simple, he was tired and he wanted to rest, yet you presented him 1000 ideas of what you wanna do together... yes, he is a socialable person but that much can even tire him

"I just wanted to have a little date with you! Why fant we go..??"

"I told you, I'm tired!! We can do that tomorrow!"

"Tomorrow's not gonna be a good weather for all of that... we need to go today or the ocassion's gonna run from us!"

"Why can't you understand I want to rest?! I feel like if you loved me in first place, you'd definitely understand!!!"

✧ he was a bit grumpy at that time so he quickly waved his hand at your stunned expression and went to his room, shutting the door after himself

✧ if your fight happened at his place, there's high chance Saki will take the initiative of comforting you and talking to him for you

✧ even then, he can't stay mad at you for long when it's so clear to him it's his fault for messing up

✧ he comes to you not only apologizing... but ready to get down on his knees if it meant you forgiving him

✧ he's sorry for his sudden outburst and he's not afraid of showing you exactly that

"Y/N, I'm really REALLY sorry for what I said and did... I know being tired is not an excuse but please forgive me... I promise I'll never treat you this cruelly ever again."

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @bad-the-an-enjoyer @yulikesminori @alicewinterway18 @nenes-numberonefan - come get your future star!!

✧ Rui may be a bit sensitive due to his past relationships and friendships...

✧ maybe fights with him were extremely rare, and if they happened they were more of a heated discussion, but you also could see that he was often worried...

✧ so you could say jealousy got into him and one day, he began to he a bit more ignorant towards you

✧ so of course you asked him about it! But what you didn't expect is to hear his voice full of hatred and worry

"Why are you so mean today? I just wanted to talk!"

"Oh? Well I don't think there's anything both of us can talk about."

"You know there is... just tell me what's wrong."

"I believe if you truly loved me, you'd already know answer on that question."

✧ his answers were blunt, on top of that, he just looked at you with his eyes, not his head as he crossed his arms

✧ it was obvious he was mad but didn't wanted to talk about it, and you soon didn't saw meaning in continuing this conversation so you just stopped

✧ it definitely takes a while for him to realize it's him who messed up, but once he does realize that, he feels so bad with himself...

✧ he probably has to get small kick from his group to finally confront you and apologize properly

✧ also probably brought you flowers, chocolates or anything else that you may like and he might even go on one knee to show he's truly sorry

"I'm so sorry... I let my feeling carry me and I known now I should've never assumed the worst of you... Could you ever forgive me? Please?"

✧ and when he apologizes, you may finally get explanation on why he acted that way! So when you know that, please give that bot some reassurance!

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @bl4cktourmaline @r4wrclwz @superstar-ethereal @stellas-starry-stove13 @alicewinterway18 @nenes-numberonefan - come get your crazy inventor~

[asamary]

Worried critters

(Sorry for the long wait and ant could color the background but eh your here for the story anywaysXD)

When morning came, in the critter’s home, where loud snores could be heard. Bobby woke up, already full of energy. She jumped softly out of her bed, as she stretched her body. She looked out the window, seeing the sun not yet out .she looked at her messy roommates still asleep. ‘Well then, time to go to work!’ She thought, as she walked out of the room, and into the kitchen,on her way to the kitchen, she saw a sleeping catnap on the couch. Seeing as he didn’t had a blanket, she went back to their bedroom and took one, slowly putting it on him and continued to go towards the kitchen.

As she looked inside the fridge and cabinets, she decided today would be some old fashion pancakes with eggs and bacons. As she took a bowl and a whisk, she begun to put the flour, butter, milk and eggs, a tablespoon of sugar, some baking powder, and a pinch of salt. As she whisked it all together, humming a tune. She begun to ready the pan and heat it up.

Getting the butter and putting it on the heated pan, as she puts batter in, setting the timer, she peaked her head outside the kitchen to see catnap still asleep.Guess all the ruckus bobby’s been making didn’t wake him. she heard her timer pinging, so She went back and flipped the pancake, seeing the pancake a golden brown shade she smiled at her work, she continued this for an hour, before she heard the door to their room opening. “Bobby? You’re up early today.” Said a yawning bubba who looked in the kitchen, seeing the large stack of pancakes. “….what the occasion today? You seem to have made more than you usually do…” bubba asked.

seeing his friend happy isn’t rare or something, but today bobby seems to be more happy than usual. “Oh, good morning bubba! How was your day yesterday?” Bobby smiled, as she asked bubba. “....Stressful, some of the colleges applications the kids wanted to go to has essays. And I also need to interview them a bit. How was your day yesterday? When we came home, you weren’t here. Dogday went to panic mode you know.” He said beside bobby as he smiled at his last sentence. “Oh, i just had a little chat with our savior…. ….Maybe not so little.. hehe.” She answered, scratching her cheek while she flipped the pancake.

Bubba then helped take the pancakes to the table when bobby finally finished the last batch. “Well, next time try to leave a note at the table so we would know. “ he said as he smiled sleepily at bobby.” I’ll wake the others up, try to wake catnap if ya can” bubba said as he went to their bedroom.

As bobby walk towards the couch and stood in front of it, who has the still sleeping catnap with eyes bags under his eyes. She crouched down and tapped his face repeatedly “ cattttttttnnnaaaaapppp, wake up sleepy headdddd” she dragged as she continued to tap his face. He grumbled as he tried to grab bobby’s hand.” Quit it…..” he quietly mumbled as he tried to go back to sleep. “ oh no you don’t! It’s morning and i made breakfast! Wake up sleepy head!" Bobby shouted in front of catnap, as she tried to force him out of bed, Which resulted with him face planted to the floor. "Bobby!" A voice from the door loudly shouted, when bobby faced them she was forced to the ground as dogday hugged her. "When i came home, you weren't here!? Which was not so you... since you're always here when we come home..... WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY!??!" He nuzzled bobby's neck as he whined. As bobby calmed down from the sudden hug, she wrapped her roommate in a hug.

that was until she could feel a glare from somewhere. When she looked back to catnap, she could see him still face planted to the floor, but now glaring at the two hugging each other. It was silent, except for dogday's morning affection, oblivious to the glaring cat.

Then bobby suddenly thought of something. As she nuzzled dogday too, catnap suddenly stood up going to ponce, until bobby turned dogday and softy pushed him towards catnap, who suddenly melted in dogday's hands. "Ah! Good morning catnap!" Dogday greeted loudly as his tail wagged, hugging catnap to his chest. Bobby smiled while chuckling at the jelly kitten. "Well then! Since the cat is now fully awake, we can finally start breakfast!" Bobby clapped her hands together, as the door to their room opened again." Well it seems you woke the cat up, morning dogday." Bubba said as he opened the door for the others. "Morning!" Picky suddenly said as she peaked her head out the door. When she suddenly saw the pile of pancakes she dashed to the table, already waiting for the others to sit down. "Come onnnnn im starving!!" She loudly said as the others groggily walk toward the table with them saying "morning or good morning" when everyone is now settled, while dogday dropped the still sleepy catnap on the chair. Picky suddenly begun to eat, not waiting for the others. Dogday trying to wake the cat again, since he begun to sleep in the table. And the others begun to talk about their day yesterday.

As the conversation continued, hoopy suddenly asked bobby."so, you got any plans today bobs?" At that question, the other critters looked at bobby, waiting for an answer. "Well, actually i plan to go to the flower field again... if it's fine?"

She said as the critters begun to get curious about her answer.

"Flower field..... you-you mean the nearby flower field out of the borders?!"

Crafty stuttered as she looked at her back to booby."didn't the 'munched' savior sa-'munched' ehem.. sorry, said that out of the borders without supervising is a big no no?" Picky asked gulping the food she was munching. Dogday was going to say something before he was interrupted by the purple cat he was nagging,"my god said he could allow bobby to go to the flower field as she likes, she has met an interesting person out there they said." Catnap suddenly spoke, face still on his arms. It was silent for a second, before chaos accrued.

"YOU SPOKE TO A HUMAN OUTSIDE THE BORDERS!?!!??"

Everyone, except catnap and hoppy shouted.

Bobby was suddenly bombarded with questions like…

“Who are they?!”

“How did you meet!?!”

“Are they nice!?!”

“D-do they like to painting???”

And more.

As bubba snapped out of his shocked trace he begun to stop the other critters from crowding bobby.” Ok, that’s enough questions for now! let bobby breathe!” Bubba said as the others suddenly came to their senses, and looked down to their feet in disappointment.

“Its-s fine, but it will take a long time to explain, is that ok?” Bobby asked, the others looked at each others or a while until they smiled at bobby, and in sync they said “ we have all the time to hear the full story!” As they smiled their iconic smile.

…..

In (y/n) house, where their grandmother suddenly shouted outside their door. “(Y/N)!!!ITS MORNING GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!!" (Y/N) Grumbled as they tried to bury their face in their pillow. "5 more min.u...e.." they tried to say but has fallen asleep again. It was suddenly cut short because of their door suddenly opening. "YOUNG MAN ITS MORNING AND IM TOO OLD TO DO ALL THE HEAVY WORK!! NOW GET OUT OF BED!! " grandma shouted, which resulted with (Y/N) getting up with drool on their pillow and face.

"... and get your face washed, you look like a mess. I'll be waiting outside then... do NOT take too long!!" She said as she begun to go down stairs. (Y/N) yawn as they walk towards the their washroom, splashing their face with water, and brushing their teeth.

When they were done, they begun to speed walk down stairs, and when they went outside, they see their grandmother chopping some fire woods."took you long enough! Now get here and help me with these" she said as she gestured to the previous fire woods she had cutted. As (Y/N) begun to help their grandma bring the fire woods in their shed, their grandma suddenly asked."so who was that new friend of yours, you said yesterday?" (Y/N). Stayed quiet before they begun. "Someone i suddenly met in the flower field... it was like... friend at first sight kinda thing?" (Y/N) chucked as they looked aways when their grandma looked at them with a smirk."friends at first sight ehh," HA! oh (Y/N), you always used weird words...but.. i expected that... after all you are the grandchild of the man i adored~" grandma said smiling brightly when she saw her grandchild blushing at the compliment.'you both are truly alike' she thought as she looked at her grandchild.

As the two continued their work for an hour or so, (Y/N) looked at the day, and suddenly remembered. "Grandma, umm im going to go meet my friend at the same field again.... and um.. i might be late when i-" they were interrupted when their grandma slapped hard on their back, which made them stand straight. "HA, go and have fun!! Ahhh my grandkid is now making true friends~ what good news" at their grandma's answer, they were about to argue, but remembered how their old friends was.

At the sudden gloominess surrounding them, their grandma took their chin and made them look at her, with a warm smile she begun."I'm happy you found a truthful friend in a short time dear, and if they do become like the old ones... im always here to beat them up!" With a clutch fist and a sweet smile on her face, it both made (Y/N) laugh and scared at the same time. "Thanks grandma" they mumbled as they hugged their grandmother tightly."now go out there little shrimp!! And stop hugging me tightly!! You're straining my back already." She jokingly said as she looked at her growing grandchild.

When (Y/N) finishing packing their stuff, they waved goodbye to their grandmother as they walked towards the far away field.

Their grandmother waved until she couldn't see them anymore.

"Your grandkid is finally opening up again Alfred.... how i hope you were here to see them once more" she quietly said, beside a photo frame, as she looked at the clear sky while siting on their backyard.

"Take care (Y/N)..."

（whenever i read this it feels short, eh just me problems maybe ）

[honey-minded-hivemind]

💿Reboot AU... Possible Mutations of the Mystery Character, by Reader (and Scott)

• They're mentioned as very energetic, and as a possible insomniac, as there are several mentions of late night talks they have with the other characters and of the teens and adults finding them up at odd hours in the mansion (yeah, they had trouble sleeping, I think they took medicine for it)

• They seemed to like sweets, as well as meat and dairy... So they had a need for lots of protein, and a sweet tooth, apparently... Some foods they've liked are casseroles, chicken nuggets and tenders and rotisserie chickens, shrimp, pies, lemon cake, potatoes, pancakes, bacon and sausages, as well as smoothies, chocolate milk, and orange rolls... (they were a really good cook, too!) (Thank you for the input, Scott)

• This character has been seen before, and seemed to be a kind, down-to-earth person with a past they don't mention often, besides saying it's best left forgotten... I wonder if that will be important later... They get along with most of the teens, regardless of sides or morals, and seem to respect most of the adults... They do not seem to like most humans, though... (they are important! and super helpful! and they did have a past full of bad things, unfortunately...)

• They look kinda like... me? Well, okay, my ideal version of me... They seem to prefer warm colors, anything from red and orange and yellow to pink and golden and white, always with some black thrown in... They have a few piercings, maybe a few rings they wear, amd I think the show had an episode where they revealed they were... ace? Or aro? Aroace? It was a pretty bold episode for that time (they were very brave to say that! and no one loved them any less!)

• I don't know if they're related to anyone... As I can never remember their power, I'm not sure what it was or anything besides a few general ideas as to what I think it was... (it's okay, Reader! sometimes it's best to go over what you know, then find the truth out from that!)

• Possible Mutation One: They're very stretchy and rubbery, almost like a stress ball or gooey worm or some other heroes... They seem to be always a step away if there's a problem, so it makes sense they can easily get tangeled up in it... It would also explain how they keep everything around them calmer... After all, they just have to stretch a hand or a leg, and they can stop whoever is causing mischief or trouble (good guess, Reader! certainly creative! and what do you mean, other heroes? what other heroes?)

• Possible Mutation Two: They're able to control electricity and energy. It would explain why they are energetic and have trouble sleeping, if they have a constant supply of energy in their body. It could explain why they fear water, because their body could potentially electrocute itself if they end up in a large body of water... Maybe they can also make loud noises, like thunder... Thunder is the sound after lightning strikes, right? (right indeed, kid! also a good guess! that would make showers and baths and pool parties hard to do...)

• Possible Mutation Three: They're some kind of feral mutant? At least five characters have fluff or animal powers, so it would make sense if this character did too? It would explain why they eat so much, and why they prefer meat and dairy... Their hair does look soft and fluffy, too... I'm not sure if I remember if they had claws or a tail or fangs or horns or any odd colors, though... (hmmmm... good guess again, kid! and yes! their hair does look super soft and fluffy!)

• Possible Mutation Four: They can turn into a swarm of insects or has a stinger or controls bugs/other people... Maybe thats why they like sweets? All kinds of hymenoptera insects are attracted to sweets, like bees and wasps and ants and hornets... so are flies, too, but they eat anything... Maybe that explains the warmer colors, too? (good guess once more, kiddo! that would be a unique power! a little scary, though)

• Possible Mutation Five: They can control minds or can control pheromones... Maybe both? They mentioned not wanting their power before... and this seems like one most wouldn't want to have... Maybe that's their dark secret? Their hidden ability? It could apply to a few of these other ones, actually... Is that why they left? Was there a falling out? Some sacrifice? Or a hidden plot in the shadows? (... let's not talk about it, kiddo...) (do you need a hug, Scott?) (... yes... your hugs feel amazing... thank you...)

@sugar-soda @thewickedweiner Your thoughts?

[onegianthotmess]

I gave Riddle and Rayne a younger triplet sister because I wanted to capitalize on mommy issues-

This is Ruby Rosehearts. On the left is what she looked like from Book One to the end of Book Three and on the right is her from the beginning of Book Four and onwards. She finally felt free expressing herself after slow coaxing from her sister and Cater, who she gets along very well with since he’s basically the extrovert who adopted an introvert without knowing the introvert was an ambivert with a huge social battery that had been charging her entire life.

Ruby’s hair is naturally wavy and white with little wisps of red in her bangs, but her mother hated that she looked so much like her father and decided to dye her hair red ant straightening it for most of her life. It wasn’t until she badly needed a touchup that Ruby asked Morel if she could help her express herself freely instead of bottling it all up until she could be somewhere private. Morel enlisted Cater’s help since she knew he was a good friend to Ruby and both of them were very surprised when Ruby said she just loved the gyaru style and wanted for the longest time to put her own unique spin on it.

Good thing Ruby had a small, hidden selection of really adorable hair clips that were gifted to her by Morel (originally Finnian gave them to Morel, but like with Rayne’s bow, Morel wanted to give Ruby a piece of the father she never knew but loved her very much) and Cater had a small collection of little gifts he’d been wanting to give Ruby as a show of friendship and because he thought she’d use them more than he would (the matching leg warmers, bag, and wristbands to be specific). So with those things and a few old bracelets and rings Morel didn’t wear anymore, plus a basically brand new hoodie that Cater accidentally ordered for one of his sisters as a birthday present in the wrong size and a little red hair dye, Ruby was able to get the teen makeover of her dreams and it finally felt like she was herself instead of a little clone of her mother!

Ruby even used her sewing knowledge to alter her uniform shirt since she hated long sleeves and how they rubbed against her skin, it was really just a sensory issue that was fixed by giving herself short sleeves. She even altered a few things she already had, mostly shortening sleeves and making them look more like clothes she’d actually want instead of the clothes her mother shoved at her and yelled at her to be grateful for.

Though, Ruby actually almost chickened out of wearing her new look out in front of everyone the next day, but her sweet roommate (who she definitely didn’t have a crush on because her mother internalized some homophobia in her kids) managed to help her get ready and convince her to go out and just try to be herself for once. She started small, ignoring breakfast and sneaking away to Sam’s to buy some breakfast since he somehow had the most delicious and addicting strawberry white chocolate chip mini pancakes. It took a minute to get used to being in public with such different clothes, but she felt a lot better after a few people in Sam’s complimented her on her new look and how it suited her very well.

Those people gave Ruby enough confidence to cruise through the rest of the day with her new look, openly smiling for once and enthusiastically thanking anyone in the halls who was kind enough to compliment her. She did get nervous during lunch when Riddle and Rayne found her walking back from the bathroom, but was relieved when Rayne said she was happy so long as Ruby was happy and Riddle asked if she was more comfortable like this and smiled when Ruby said yes. This was all the motivation Ruby needed to fully go all out in trying to express herself and be her, not a pretty flower for her mother to show off to people before putting back on a shelf when they left.

Onto Ruby as a person, she didn’t really do or say much before she decided to be herself. Where Rayne was soft spoken and only acted like an emotionless doll or puppet around their mother, Ruby acted like that around the clock when around others, even her roommate. Ruby didn’t speak unless spoken to and didn’t move until directed to or when her schedule demanded it, such as changing classes or leaving for club activities. She also showed no real emotions and people were confused by her, similarly to how Silver was viewed as “weird” for his stoic expressions and sleepy spells.

Ruby was simply conditioned to shut up and look polite and pretty by her mother since she was grilled the most about appearances due to her hair color, her mother dyeing it the same red as Riddle and Rayne since she was two. Though it required a special hair dye since Ruby has a sensitive scalp and sensitive skin, her mother almost religiously dyed it every few months while scolding Ruby for looking so “improper” and “ugly” with her white hair that didn’t match Riddle and Rayne’s red hair. Ruby had tried a few times to meekly stand up for herself when she got to the age where she questioned everything, but her mother lashed out so horribly that she smashed vases, the pieces cutting Morel who was passing by, and even broke Ruby’s nose for “talking back” and “being a disobedient child,” thus scaring Ruby into absolute submission and silence.

Ruby basically developed selective mutism around her mother, going quiet and only nodding before carrying out her mother’s demands. And since Ruby had a pretty face (she looked just like Riddle and Rayne, but her cheeks were much rosier), her mother paraded her around in front of guests and visiting colleagues as the “pretty” child like she was just a doll before shoving her aside and ordering her to her room when the outsiders left. Ruby got used to her mother paying more attention to her appearance than Riddle and Rayne’s, her mother calling her the “pretty little face of the family” as she aggressively styled her hair every morning and forced her into dresses she didn’t like in the slightest.

But, after Riddle’s Overblot, Ruby spoke a little more and slowly began to try and think like her own person. She tried to not think about “what would Mother want” or “what would Mother have me do here” and just tried to think about what she wanted. She also began to show more traits of herself, like being excitable and having a bit of a smart mouth.

At the beginning of Book Four, Ruby’s new look allowed the full extent of her actual personality to show. Ruby began acting as excitable and chatty as she’d always wanted to be, surprising everyone with how much of a chatterbox she was since she was practically silent unless spoken to before her brother’s Overblot. Before, Ruby had tiny, unnoticeable little tics she did whenever she got excited or wanted to say something; either ever so slightly biting her lip or pushing her two pointer fingers together while they were politely clasped in front of her. But now, Ruby bounces or rapidly shakes her leg while excited and she twiddles with her fingers until she has an opening to babble with people when she wants to talk.

Ruby also began to freely move her body, shaking her leg or doing that cool infinity spinning with her pencil while in class in order to help her focus by putting her restless energy into something mindless so she could pay attention to lectures. She also began to swing her legs whenever she was sitting high enough off the ground and balanced herself on curbs while walking to her heart’s content. Just doing all of the things she wanted to do, but would’ve gotten slapped for as a child.

Ruby also began to show how mischievous she was, mostly joining Rayne in messing with Riddle just a little bit. They’re the only ones who can get away with it because, well, baby sister privileges. Riddle does have his limits with them, but he basically lets them mess with him all they want so long as no damage is caused. They mostly shuffle his things around and steal a tart or two, but occasionally Ruby will go a step further by yoinking something from Riddle and running off with it, him giving chase and trying to get it back.

Ruby is also prone to small giggling fits whenever she remembers something that amuses her. It’s rather quiet when she’s in class, but she’ll audibly giggle softly around friends or her siblings when she remembers that time Trey somehow ended up with a bowl of batter falling on his head or something else she found funny. But she still covers her mouth whenever she actually fully laughs, since she finds it embarrassing and weird when it’s actually a very bright laugh, like bells, that’s just contagious. She doesn’t believe it when people tell her that her laugh is lovely and is the best kind of contagious joy, despite having gotten an entire room laughing with 90% of the people in there having absolutely no idea what was so funny.

And even though it took a while, Ruby also began showcasing her smart mouth whenever she was annoyed, especially when people began to have pointless arguments with her. Trein got flashbacks to having Morel in class when Ruby began pointing out the obvious holes in someone’s claim during a presentation and began to argue with them about their incorrect facts, just shutting them up with a few words in the end. Trein then recommended that Ruby should join the debate team with her argumentative skills and the way her sharp tongue captured attention so easily. Ruby didn’t take up the professor on his offer, but politely thanked him and left for her next class. She might be sharp with peers, but she will always be respectful to the teachers.

Overall, Ruby is very similar to the roses in the Heartslabyul garden. She was once covered in red paint, dripping with it, but it slowly fell away to reveal white petals—her true self—underneath. Just talk with her a bit and you’ll be on the tail end of a very fast and enthusiastic conversation!

[hardtobethebardbitch]

I got bored and put @fangirlmyth @immadatdisney2 and I in an incorrect quotes generator

I was bored

Hawthorne: The joy of hanging out with Fangirlmyth. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

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Fangirlmyth: Are you drinking enough water? 

Dis: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Dis: Do you always have to attack me with your words? 

Hawthorne: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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Hawthorne: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. 

Hawthorne: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! 

Dis: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. 

Hawthorne: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

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Fangirlmyth: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate. 

Hawthorne: What? 

Fangirlmyth: Good luck.

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Hawthorne: Okay, what does A stand for? 

Fangirlmyth: Arson. 

Hawthorne: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 

Fangirlmyth: Barson. 

Dis: *laughter* 

Hawthorne: What stands for C? 

Fangirlmyth: Commit arson. 

Dis: Oooo. Hawthorne: D! 

Fangirlmyth: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 

Dis: *more laughter*

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Dis: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? 

Fangirlmyth: For the dogs. 

Dis: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? 

Fangirlmyth: They don't know how.

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Dis: *shatters a window and climbs through it* 

Dis: *turns around and helps Hawthorne through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hawthorne. 

Hawthorne: Okay.

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Dis: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. 

Hawthorne: Fangirlmyth is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Dis. 

Fangirlmyth: I feel like Dis is the more responsible one of us two though. 

Dis: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. 

Fangirlmyth: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other does

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Fangirlmyth: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! 

Hawthorne: Fangirlmyth- 

Hawthorne: It- it was just an ant-

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Dis: You played me! 

Fangirlmyth: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Dis: When I was your age- 

Hawthorne, mocking Dis: When I was your height. 

Dis: 

Dis: Listen here you little shit-

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Hawthorne: We're having a baby. 

Fangirlmyth: Oh, congradu- 

Dis, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[chroniclesofbts]

Break my Walls Pt. 8

Genre: A/B/O, Poly BTS and Reader

Warnings: angst, eventual smut, slow burn, fluff, polyamorous relationship, sexual themes.

If you’re not 18+ please, do not interact.

As always, my works do not represent BTS in any way, this is purely a work of fiction.

Part 7

Y/N’s POV

The sun streaming through my curtains wakes me from my restless slumber filled with memories and pain. My face puffy from crying, the tears finally dried. Sitting up I notice my nest has shifted from the tossing and turning all night. Slowly fixing the blankets and nest’s sides I worry about the day ahead. Not wanting to leave the cozy warmth I’ve created. Sighing, I head to the bathroom to wash the remains of the night off. I quickly complete my morning routine, dressing in a haste. It’s almost 7 am, and there’s hungry packs to feed. My mind drifts to Chan, if he has accepted a new pack then he will be wearing their colors at the celebration brunch. My hand lingers on the purple dress in my closet, a pang in my heart cutting through the numbness. Grabbing a beige flowered dress, I finish getting ready, making my way to the door. Opening the door and stepping out, I am startled to find a body resting against the doorframe.

“Yoongi?” I awaken the sleeping man, “what are you doing here?”

“Keeping watch, making sure you were safe with all of the other packs present” he admitted, a blush rising on his cheeks, “I wasn’t supposed to be here when you woke”

“Why would I need protection?” I narrow my eyes at the fidgeting man.

“In case, you know, we didn’t- we only just found you, we can’t- we don’t want to lose you again, the pack wouldn’t survive” he spoke lowly, avoiding eye contact.

I sigh, pinching my nose and willing myself not to react to his admission.

“Come, I’ll lead you back towards the pack houses, I have to start prepping for brunch so if you’re coming, you best hurry” I mumble walking past him and down the narrow path that I take everyday. He jumps up and follows me quietly, observing just how much I have changed.

“You look tired, did you not sleep well?” He attempts to start a conversation. I hum, continuing on my path to the main living area. The numbness has returned, replacing the aching of my heart. Once the trees begin to clear, revealing the houses, I turn to him.

“I hope you remember where you were staying, this is where I leave you” I say, turning around and beginning to walk away, only to be stopped by a hand on my elbow.

“Thank you, we will see you at brunch?” His eyes shine with hesitation and hope.

“I will be there, I have to be as a cook” I laugh, giving him a small smile.

“Y/N!” Chan’s voice echoes across the lawn. I turn in time to be embraced, losing my footing. Yoongi’s hands shoot up and steady us, taking the majority of the weight.

“Chan!” I scold, the feeling of Yoongi's arms around my waist making me nervous. Chan smiles at Yoongi, greeting him before pulling me away.

"The Omegas are freaking out in the kitchen, you have to be quick." Chan says speedily as I give Yoongi a small wave over my shoulder.

"What is wrong" I ask Chan, getting no response.

When I enter the kitchen I am met with flustered head cooks and a kitchen that is covered with half made meals. The closing of the door startles them, causing them to turn ant look at me.

"Y/N! Please help us, we underestimated how many packs would be staying from finding a new member. Just ask Chan, he joined a pack with two other omegas, and that pack had 5 members already. Our lodging is full to the brim and we don't have enough made!" The chef spoke, pulling at his hair.

"Okay, we just have to work together to finish the dishes you have started, we have plenty of time if we each work on one type of dish. I'll take on the kimchi related dishes, you two work on toast and pancake dishes, you three work on the drinks, and you 2 work on the rice and porridge dishes. Chan can help with grabbing supplies along with Aera. Sound good?" I finish, hearing the agreements of the others when the door opens and Jin steps in, followed by Yoongi.

"We have come to offer our services, we know our way around the kitchen, if you want" Jin speaks hesitantly.

"Help Y/N, she has 6 dishes she is working on with kimchi as the base. I know she can easily handle it, but take some of the stress off of her" Jin and Yoongi nod, moving to wash their hands. My jaw drops at the Alpha being allowed so easily in to help, and an outsider at that. Chef Hana looks at me with a twinkle in her eye before stating how she knows them personally from previous run in's. I sigh and make my way to the sink to wash my hands and put gloves on. Everyone works together seamlessly, chatting amongst themselves now that the stress levels have lowered. Jin takes the kimchi from Aera, distributing it between us for the dishes. We work in silence, brushing arms occasionally and causing my heart to flutter.

As I am chopping some of the vegetables for the meal, Jin clicks his tongue in disapproval. He stands behind me and grabs my hands to guide my chopping. My cheeks flare up as I freeze in his hold, his chest pressed against my back. His breath fans across my ear as he leans in close, whispering to me.

"You'll hurt yourself chopping the vegetables like this" He guides my hands slowly, fully encompassing me. I am convinced he can feel my pulse quickening, no doubt smelling the changes in my scent. I feel him smile against the shell of my ear, his pillow like lips pressing closer. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Yoongi intently staring at us, causing ice to flood my veins and bringing me out of my daze. I pull my hands from his, causing him to step back and mutter a small apology. I nod and make my way from the kitchen and into the walk in freezer to collect myself. In the freezer I see Chef Hana, who give me a knowing look.

"Pack life isn't so bad if you have the right pack, you know." She comments, continuing to search through the shelves.

"I don't need a pack, nor do I want one" I repeat the same phase i have been saying since I arrived, but it feels heavier on my tongue this time. I shake my thoughts away and inform the chef that all of the ingredients and meals are finished, and that I am on my way back to my place until brunch begins in an hour. Exiting the freezer I head towards the door, leaving two confused men by the finished kimchi dishes. It's raining again when I make it outside, looking at the sky I sigh. As I go to walk in the rain back home I don't feel any rain hitting me. Confused, I look up and see an umbrella over my head. I turn and follow the hand to the owner. I lock eyes with Hoseok, who gives me a small smile. Unsure of what to do I just stare at him, watching as he motions for me to walk. I glance up at the rain again, debating on if it is worth leaving the man with the umbrella.

"It's not going to lighten up, let me walk you" He murmurs, gesturing for me to walk again. Seeing that he wasn't going to take no as an answer, I start the trek through the now muddy pathing.

"Where are you going, anyway?" He asks

"Home, until brunch. I finished the dishes that I needed to, so now I am going to relax." I uttered, hoping my voice becomes lost in the wind from the storm as it picks up.

"You can't possibly think you're walking home and back with how this storm is raging." He says in disbelief, "Absolutely not, come." He finishes, pulling me gently by my elbow.

"Being surrounded by your whole pack doesn't sound like a good idea to me." I grumble, a hint of a smile tugging at his lips telling me i wasn't as quiet as I'd hoped.

"Well, feel free to walk in the storm, twice, but if you want to stay dry, you come home with me" He smirked, pleased with the double meaning his words held.

"Don't you have to go get Yoongi and Seokjin from the pack house?" I attempt to change his mind.

"Of course, after you're safe in our lodging that the pack provided us with. Speaking of pack, why did you wear Jisoo's colors, and don't give me the line that 'it's so others stay away from you' you wouldn't have come if that was the case" Hoseok spoke, seeing through you.

"Does it matter" I respond

"Well, no, but I'd like to know if I am correct" He continued to push for an answer.

"I've been with them long enough that I am basically pack, without the pressure of being pack." I say, not looking at him.

"Can I ask you another question?" He implores

"You're going to anyway" I roll my eyes, knowing him well enough that this is the start of the questions.

"Did you think of us when we were gone" He speaks softly. I hesitate to answer, my heart throbbing with the ache his pack always brings.

"Yes, hard not to"

"Did you, um, dream of us?"

"Dream?" I repeat, in question glancing at the tall man. He appeared nervous, as if my answer may break him. "I did, lot's of things trigger memories here, but some dreams were a nice escape from the pain of rejection." I say honestly, before stopping and realizing what I just admitted.

"Rejection" He repeats, looking heartbroken.

"Why are we having this conversation, Hoseok?" I ask him, watching a triad of emotions pass across his face.

"You know why." He responds, staring into my soul.

"I don't, you and your pack confuse me. I hardly know you, its been years, people change." I explain, wondering if I should stop having this conversation.

"We aren't letting you go again. We want you to join our pack, complete our pack. We can't survive without you." He admits, his eyes staying locked on mine.

"No" I say, turning to leave as my heart breaks at my own words. This pack will be the end of me, all of the emotions I had buried deep are unraveling in just two days. An arm around my waist stops me, but its not Hoseok. I look up and lock eyes with Namjoon, his face showing displeasure.

"Do not go into the rain because you're upset, you don't want to get sick, do you?" He says, his eyebrows pulled together at the sour my scent takes on.

"Why does it even matter to you, I don't want a pack, I made that clear" I speak slowly

"Then don't be pack, be like you are with Jisoo, just with us. Let us love you until you can love us" Namjoon counters, digging into my wounds. Feeling the hurt they had caused all those years ago bubbling at the surface. I pull out of his arms, feeling the rain hitting my body.

“I don’t need a pack, I don’t need an Alpha, I don’t need any Omegas, and I most certainly don’t need you. All packs do is control you and I have had enough of being controlled.” I fired at him, shaking with anger. He took a step closer to me, his scent betraying his words.

Hoseok steps closer to me, putting the umbrella back over my head, but unable to fully cover me as the rain rages around us.

“Don't do this. What you said is a mask to hide the truth. You put up this wall, when you desperately want to let us in. Stop lying to us, stop lying to yourself” he said, eyes full of hurt and rejection. Namjoon steps on the other side, shielding by back from the onslaught of rain, sacrificing his dry shirt.

“You can’t live without love.” He said, his eyes showing an unknown emotion, scent thick with compassion and longing. "You can't continue to live like this, your omega won't survive."

I shake my head, not liking that he was right. I haven't had a regular heat in a full year. Namjoon takes my silence as understanding, grabbing my tightly closed fists and slowly unraveling them. I take a step back from the alphas, feeling my head clearing up.

"Let's go inside, dry off" Namjoon tells us, leaving no room for arguement.

As I follow the alphas into their house, I can't help but wonder why they are trying so hard. Was Kang still alive, was he mad I found a home? Are they still working with him? I know they denied any involvement with him, but they came out of nowhere. What is their goal?

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[alaskan-wallflower]

pets i think the main 5 would have

cartman

he would definitely have a cat (or 3)

he’s like a crazy cat lady and all his cats are really mean lol

They’re all fat too because he spoils them

He’s not great with animals but he’s not terrible either

he just loses his temper a lot (judging by how he was with mr. kitty)

also i wish fluffy would make a return

stan

he ends up with a number of pets

i like to hdc he majors in animal science and he ends up nursing a lot of animals back to health

he’s been banned from animal shelters by his friends because he adopts like al the pets in there (exaggerating ofc)

but he’s awful at naming them

they’re all either the most basic dog/cat names out there or they’re human names

like he has a snake named Joe and a lizard named Michael or something

probably named his dog rover or smth basic (he’s not too creative)

kyle

i don’t care what you say kyle is a fan of animals (let’s not forget his elephant. also there was a clip of gerald walking a dog that i saw so maybe they have one?)

but kyle wanted a dog (he’s not a cat guy) so when he was moved out and had the money he was looking for a dog that would actually run with him

he ends up getting a german short haired pointer/german shepherd mix

he named it bucky because he’s one of those marvel fans lmao

he wanted a dog that would run around with him but also a dog that would calm down when he wanted it to

so after a lot of training he got exactly that lol

kenny

kenny would have really exotic animals

he has an ant farm (which is just ants he collected around the house)

he would probably have rats and mice aa well

he befriended an opossum so there was that as well

he makes up funny names for all his animals

its like the most random shit like he’ll just be all ‘oh yeah this is william snakespeare and alexander rattington IV’

he’s pretty okay with animals tbh

butters

butters would live on a farm as an adult i just know it

he adopts a border collie and names it waffles

he loves the cuter animals. he raises chicks and bunnies and names them all just really random shit

He also adopts three kittens to act as mice patrol in his barn

he probably names them after breakfast foods too

so he just has cats named pancake, toast and bacon

he names his farm animals really randomly though like he did in fun with veal

he has cows, chicks, bunnies, pigs donkeys, ponies, you name it.

i like to hdc he finds a good job that pays REALLY well (because he’s butters of course he would find a job like that) and he wants to buy things that make him happy. like animals.

he donates a lot to animal shelters and anti abuse organizations too

really random but was thinking about it because i’m making kyle have a dog in my comic lmao

[aussiellama]

Anthony : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Spencer : Well Missy and I-

Missy: *elbows Spencer *

Spencer : ...wouldn't know.

Missy: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Spencer : Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Anthony , scoffing: Oh, please.

Spencer , to Anthony : Hey, how you doin’?

Anthony :

Anthony : *giggles and blushes*

Spencer : Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Anthony : I’m “a couple of things”.

Missy: I’m “got distracted

Anthony : Know why I called you in here?

Spencer : Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Anthony : *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.*

Anthony : The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Spencer : Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Quinni: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Amerie : Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Darren: Ya know... it might be.

Amerie : I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Quinni: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Darren: Fuck you.

Amerie: What’s your body count?

Harper : Do you mean sex or murder?

Harper : Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Harper : *glares at Amerie*

Amerie: Well, sorry I have morals!

Darren: Talk dirty to me~

Cash: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Darren: Wha-

Cash: The economy is in shambles.

Quinni: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Ant: No. No, Quinni, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Quinni calls Sasha Number five: Missy gets eaten by a shark.

Missy: I’m Missy, and I approve the order of that list.

Amerie: Did Harper just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Missy: Yeah, they did.

Amerie: And did I just do finger guns back?

Missy: Yeah, you did.

Ant: Spider and I are no longer dating.

Spider : Ant, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Spider : Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Ant: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Spider : Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Ant: You wouldn’t?

Spider : I mean, unless you want to-

Ant, throwing their head into Spider 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Spider , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[niittinaatti]

Niiverse: That old centaur family & random details.

Hey @loominggaia you know those centaurs living in the Hollow who I talked about a long time ago and said I’d draw sometime. I’ve been really putting off drawing them because I don’t feel like drawing 9 big horse bodies. Well I finally drew them but only the upper bodies because I’m still lazy. Happy early easter

Most of their bodies are mostly brown with white patches, except Valma & Miska are white/really light cream, Lahja is grey and Marja is greyish-brown. Valma, Miska and Aino have some shag on their hooves.

They wear a lot of clothing for centaurs and don't look too broke so I'm not sure about them living in the Hollow anymore. But they still live in Noalen in the same place the Vrinsas live at

Also here’s some random details about my ocs because I like having little minor lore. Like what magic can the magical guys do and what food they like:

I changed Charlio's name to Casio because Casio keyboard hahahahhaha. Also his eyes are orange but turned blue from a side effect from some medicine (the medicine is racist and only does that if you're Damijan and have orange eyes)

Magical specialities

I think most of them aren’t exactly professional mages, but just know some basic spells for living or that they learned from school or something

-Dr Awesomeness: Doesn’t do much magic, usually just carries around a ton of different ray guns which is simpler in Zareen. Can do all the usual maenad stuff and the x-ray and microscope vision thing, only has random future visions if she leaves the x ray thing off for a while

-Yue: Electromancy and transmutation

-Vanella: Illusions and later learns terramancy, is only about as powerful as a gaian made magical as an adult.

-Cresti: Photomancy

-Valerie: Enchanting animals, does it with a magic flute mostly

-Josefrollop: Transmutation and curses

-Ignatius: Pyromancy, has also been trying some telekinesis to make up for the missing arm. But he hasn’t really gotten arcane education and just learns stuff from random public library books that probably don’t have much because zareen

-Strata: Enchanting, both objects and animals

-Helena: Umbramancy, she’s actually pretty powerful but doesn’t get to show off much

-Saku: Pyromancy, mostly uses it to heat up drinks

-Ster: Telekinesis, telepathy & teleportation (Learned all that because tele makes anything cool)

-Ruukku: Floramancy for growing roses

-Casio: Telepathy

-Zicki: Echomancy and electromancy

-Croc: Hydromancy

-Jonas: Curative

-Stefan: Telekinesis (or basically super strength)

-Valma: Blessings and some floramancy. Most of her family isn’t magical

-Emilia can also do floramancy

-Miska: Enchanting animals

-Aino would like to be magical but she’s young and nobody has gotten around to magicalizing her yet

-Curlinita: Galemancy and electromancy

-Goria: Floramancy

-Zepito: Curses

-My sona I guess: Shooting colorful lightning!!! Transmutation and teleportation would be cool but realistically i’d be too lazy and scared of screwing up to really learn them. Maybe they know some really basic stuff like teleporting a salt shaker from one end of a table to the other or smthn

Some random food that they like

-Dr. Awesomeness: Pop tarts

-Mr. Garnet: Soufa bol, and ice cream with crushed nuts

-Yue: Nettle pancakes (we don’t count lethal chemicals as food)

-Vanella: Fried ants and rocky road

-Pakila: Shrimp noodles

-Blera: Meatballs, with any kind of meat or veggie balls, she’s not picky

-Maleena: Ronerol and pear chewing gum

-Sineriina: Orange and mango soup or kissel

-Akamia: Etiosi fishwraps

-Sprucie: Waffles with cloudberry jam

-Krinolina: Corn and red cabbage salad

-Ignatius: Sardines and Gamer Bubbly™

-Leila: Those weird 50s gelatin salads

-Jussufiina: Durian, and ice cream in tomato juice. Likes eating weird stuff to gross people out in general

-Josefrollop: Living cats. But if he has to eat normal food then rabbit meat

-Molsa: Fish egg quiche, and dark chocolate

-Cresti: Fried eggs

-Noros: a bunch of different kinds of candy cut into little pieces all mixed in a bowl (calls it alien vomit)

-Satara: Pine needle tea

-Valerie: Some forest berries they have around there

-Strata: Porridge with berries, usually blackcurrants

-Helena: Noodles with veggies and nuts, also bananas even though she’s allergic to them (she likes how they burn in her mouth)

-Saku: Blueberry bread and cocoa

-Ster: Lime

-Loren: Mashed rockyams

-Penhoven: Bloodbroth, or tomato soup if they don’t have any

-Ruukku: Octopus and rice

-Casio: Onion chips

-Zicki: Pepaja with fake pepperoni and honey sauce, and sour candy

-Croc: Fish dogs and grass flavored soda. Weird flavored sodas in general

-Jonas: Burger with ranch dressing

-Stefan: Those spicy veggie wraps like in Damijana but a little less spicy and with a ton of mayonnaise. Also prefers food that tastes cheap and artificial so he knows he’s not living in the woods

-Valma: Spinach soup and boiled eggs

-Lijen: Beetroot beef and mushrooms

-Taru: Sausages and cola

-Emilia: Bread and apples but only red ones. Has kinda plain taste

-Lahja: Salmon, and fish paste on sandwich

-Veeti: Chocolate chip cookies and raisin buns

-Miska: Strawberry muffins and lamb

-Aino: Peaches and cheese

-Marja: Deer meat

-Sebastian: Salty licorice

-Pallas: Orange marmelade

-Stjern: Veggie pepaja

-Estrada: Pasta with soy grain

-Wilba: Fruit salad

-Glimmer: Strawberry granola bars

-Goria: Strawberry pitter milk

-Zepio: Honey liquor

-Curlinita: Pitter roast with licorice sauce

-Esmeralda: Roasted squirrel

Also

Random thing that I haven’t talked about yet: A lot of my ocs have scars from random minor incidents because I was adding those a lot when I came up with them. Helena has faded scars on her temple and nose from hitting her head on the ceiling which is based on me. Also on her thumb from trying to cut open Strata’s rubik cube with a knife Yue obviously got all of hers before becoming a divine, I think a lot of them were just from dicking around in the woods as a kid. Noros keeps getting dared to do stupid shit Vanella had a little diamond implanted in her arm in case she gets robbed and needs money and has a scar from it covered with the bee tattoo. Also I think she had a couple toes removed from hypothermia Satara on her forehead from hitting a doorframe as a kid Pakila on her hand from a failed shitty magic trick of making something stick to your hand

Ignatius went to dentist as a kid and his parents were cheap and didn’t get a fae friendly dentist and he got poked with some iron which is why he has that little scar under his eye (Raccoon’s idea) Lahja got a fish hook stuck on the back of her hand once, Taru on her knee from tripping while playing sports, Emilia fell on a sharp bush or something, Miska on his arms from being scratched by a cat, Veeti from dropping a hot tray on his foot (might change that since he’s a centaur) All of Sebastian’s kids: Stjern on his chest, Estrada on her arm, Wilba on her leg and Glimmer’s forehead, from some kinda exploding lawnmower incident?? Idk why I gave my ocs so random ass lore

Also also

About Vanella: after getting transmuted into an elf, she of course moves to Mogdir, but has to leave the kids behind because it would be bad for commoners. Of course she feels bad about it and visits them when she can. She's annoying Helena at the cafe now. Pakila and Blera are now basically joint-custody with Mr. Garnet, Vanella’s parents, and Krinolina. Also Vanella still has the spider tattoo but she used an illusion to make it silver so it looks better on her.

Also also also. Yue’s green fuzzy flying monster shown here is sapient and can talk but it can only tell lies, like the opposite of fae. But it's otherwise a nice enough guy.

Its name is Broccoli, lmao

Yue tried to make it only able to tell the truth like fae to make talking to it simpler but magic decided to be a bitch and now it can only lie. But she’s gotten used to it by now.

I changed my mind, Dr. Awesomeness DOES have a Tome of Infinity. But it’s a tiny keychain-sized book attached to the magic guitar that most of her amphora was turned into. She has priorities you see. Like this:

And I'm thinking Ignatius's dad Ohto got his woodchipper licence revoked and is now a janitor at the science lab that the lab buds work at, but doesn't know much about the goings on there being just a janitor. He's a bit uncomfortable from all the blood but it's hard for fae to get decent jobs around here so he'll take what he can get.

These friggin guys. And more

[unawakened-dragon]

To @transformers0, @disneystheweekenders and @red-haired-elf

Do you really miss those days when there's no school, and you just want to grab a bowl of cereal (or maybe fetch some syrupy pancakes), kick back onto the comfy couch, see that there's nice weather outside, and watch some colorful commercials and a whole morning of cartoons? That's how great Saturday mornings are like.

It doesn't matter if you have the privilege of cable and have the power of God by picking any channel you want (I often switched to Nick to CN, to Disney Channel, to PBS Kids depending on how I want), or you're stuck with just PBS Kids, Qubo, or if you're in a religious household, Smile of a Child, you have at least that one cartoon that sticks with you.

Maybe some of them became mega hits that stayed relevant to be in reruns, or are forgotten gems that no one else really knew about, but no matter what generation you are from, one thing is for certain: Have nostalgia be a benefit to your life than using it as a crotch to excuse how bad new cartoons just because they change even if its as minuscule as an ant. So carry on, let your inner child be happy and reconnect with your old friends as much as you love.

[peachybutch]

How Good the RvB Main Cast is at Cooking, Ranked from Best to Worst

1. Donut

Donut gives off the vibe of one of those gay men with a baking channel on YouTube. This man's out here rolling up to the red team monthly dinner club with frenched rack of lamb with a pistachio mint crust and wine accompaniment, then earl grey souffle with creme anglaise for dessert. He spends hours experimenting with new and interesting ingredients. Remy Ratatouille, send-you-back-to-rural-France ass man. Donut's food fucks hard and everyone knows it.

2. Grif

You really think my man Grif loves food as much as he does and doesn't know how to make it? C'mon. He doesn't, like, relish the act of cooking as much as he does having a good plate of food at the end of it. And he's not typically much for sharing. But my guy makes a damn good short rib and bechamel lasagna. Give him the day to let something slow cook, and god damn.

3. Wash

Wash has been living off of MREs for probably his entire adult life, but I feel like he's got a few dishes he can whip out for a date night, or if he's feeling fancy. He knows how to read a recipe, and he has a pretty good idea of what flavors go together to make something good. He probably has a really nice papardelle with vinho verde sauce that he has sitting around in the back of his head for special occasions.

4. Tucker

Okay, Tucker isn't a bad cook by any means, ok? He's great with breakfast food specifically. It's just that he isn't especially fancy about it. He was probably, like, a line cook at Denny's in high school, so all his food tastes like food you would get at Denny's. Which isn't a bad thing! You would just never call Denny's "fine dining". He has his niche, and he does it well, and he never feels even a little bit inclined to do anything different or better.

5. Church (Alpha)

Church isn't much of a foodie right off the bat, but someone's got to pack Caboose's lunch, and he ends up learning how to cook fairly well after that. After a certain point, he figures out how to make things from scratch--mostly things like chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, pancakes.

6. Simmons

I feel like Simmons mostly lives off of shit like green smoothies and homemade granola. Like, hardcore, low carb, vegan, all organic, high protein diet. And, like, it doesn't taste BAD. But it definitely isn't the kind of thing you bring to the red team dinner club. He does make a really nice sunbutter brownie that he has to hide from Grif.

7. Caboose

Caboose has been banned from using any objects in the kitchen that involve a heat source--which isn't HIS fault! How was he supposed to know that you're supposed to take the spoon OUT of the mac and cheese before putting it in the microwave? That's just a recipe for a cold spoon! Anyways, he manages just fine without the microwave, thank you very much. He can make ants on a log like it's nobody's business. Cleaning up afterwards is another matter entirely.

8. Carolina

Carolina is one of the most competent individuals you will ever meet. She could kill you in under a minute, in 30 different ways, and that's just with her bare hands. The fourth time Sarge tries to recruit her into red team is by inviting her to the monthly dinner club. She shows up empty handed, and when Donut very politely asks what she brought, she replies that it's very interesting that they expected the only woman on the team to go all out with cooking. They move on. Carolina spent 5 hours in the kitchen this afternoon trying to figure out how to use the oven. But they don't need to know that.

9. Tex

Now, listen. Tex can't be called a bad cook, precisely, because that would require she cook for herself or others. Which is something she does not do. That's what Church is for, isn't it?

10. Sarge

Sarge refuses to step foot in a kitchen after the fifth shouting match about how flamethrowers are not a universally recognized kitchen appliance.

11. Church (Epsilon)

One time, while blue team is shooting the wind, Caboose asks Epsilon what his favorite breakfast food is. Instead of calling Caboose a dumbass, as per usual, he instead goes into extensive detail about how he eats computer keys like cereal. Caboose tries it. It isn't very good.