#“Hello?”

[blackeyedaliens]

The proper way to hold a child.

[hiveswap]

Wait what the fuck did i just use " " in the tags without it messing it up

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[melittosphex]

Mouthwashing Good end! Jimmy they could never make me like you

[wintercorrybriea]

hello kitty x algae

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[paradoxolotl]

[the-golden-dragoness]

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

[guillotin3d]

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!