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stream rotten by missouri surf club, a band formed by people who met each other by being fans of the band fun. reblogs are now off i hope i may now know peace
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William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#willaim afton#henry emily#dave afton#david afton#cc fnaf#evan afton#afton family#fredbear#fnaf survival logbook#fnaf 4#HUGE day for cc enjoyers#idk if yall seen Hyper Droids theory on CCs actual name#seeing a lot of the names was a stretch of how they were found etc#I think it checks out BAHA#I’m usually hesitant to use any name for cc outside of cc#but I think Dave/David makes sense#it especially fits better with his siblings names#Michael Elizabeth and David#I can’t believe William forgot his own sons name ohh noo#top tier parenting grade A for will#but least cc is use to being called the wrong things#sorry lil man we didn’t figure this out for so long#I’m so glad I can call him by a name now over CC though 🩵
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I’m not immune to pretty dragon age elves
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#da4#dragon age 4#can’t believe out of all the media I’m into it���s dragon age that gets me out of my 4 year artblock#don’t look too hard at this I didn’t know wtf I was doing during 80% of the time#my brain is scrambled rn there’s way too many things I’m looking foward to that are coming out soon [insert wolf tearing off shirt meme]#my art
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How I look at a man I met once decades ago and tortured out of jealousy:
#/j#I’m sorry but I refuse to believe devils minion didn’t happen#the way he looks at him#iwtv#iwtv season 2#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#devils minion#vampire chronicles#the vampire armand#Armand#daniel molloy#armandaniel#armandiel#armand x daniel
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He has this sparkle about him
#dc impulse#bart allen#kon el superboy#superboy#konner kent#dc robin#tim drake#dc#dc comics#young justice#I didn’t capture impulse’s fuck ass hair#konner is impulses number 1 believer#I finally understand the yj hype oh em gee
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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Moon dance 🌕✨
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#capcom cafe#not sure HOW to tag this but it’s royal narumitsu my beloveds!!!#i love love love LOVE how their little gold details all sort of look like crescent moons of some sort! the inherent romance of the moon <3#also i cracked the CODE on edgeworth’s gold details i feel so big brained!!!!#can you believe i had this sketch since february of LAST year?? the side by side comparison is WILD bc it’s practically the same#back at it again with the nrmt + hands nonsense! didn’t really mean to do it this time but wow. hands huh#also…. if i said this would be a goldfoil print would anyone want..? 👀#come yell at me if yes or no or maybe you just feel as craci about the royal narumitsus as i do#rendevok#fan art#aa
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He got some fact checking to do
#Crepus lost like 5 years of his life at that moment#He will lose more#You can tell me Diluc cried and was all ‘was i a bad older brother’#I don’t believe it#Kaeya probably told him he will go check things out in sumeru#And diluc was sure.#They are kids they probably don’t know how long a mile is#‘Far’ is just what’s behind the hill#I like to think crepus took the next ship immediately#He didn’t even returned to the winery that day#He just handed Diluc to addy jcsthnk#Crepus#kaeya#diluc#genshin impact
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships
#thinking about the larry thing again. all my life i’ve been a believer 🙏#obviously many times of misguided beliefs were there before i like. learned how the world works. now i practice rpf discernment#but quite frankly there’s nothing like the drug of looking at star wars ot promo and being like man.#carrie fisher and harrison ford definitely fucked didn’t they.#and then for carrie fisher to drop the princess diarist and be like yeah me and harrison had the most torrid 70s affair#you can possibly imagine.#VINDICATIONNNNN#quite frankly they are the reason i still believe something similar happened with gillovny. we just need the memoir drop#rpf quiz
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GREECE LEGALISED SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
#I genuinely didn’t believe it would happen so soon after the gov started discussing it#I’m -#🥹🥹🥹#this is such a good shock I’m soooo happy#Greece
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It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad
The implications of this are SO interesting
Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch
He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!
I’m so curious -
Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?
Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION
WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD
#The implications of this#DOES GWENS DAD KNOW WHAT BLUE LACES MEAN#TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS Y’ALL#IM SO INVESTED#I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS BEFORE#Gwen Stacy#Hobie Brown#spidergwen#spider gwen#spiderpunk#spider punk#spiderman#spider man#atsv#Across the spiderverse
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my brain is saying 141 with a reader that sees dead people. like they notice how respectful she is to the dead. when she kills she moves the bodies, sometimes says a small prayer to herself. they see her looking at things that aren’t there. “Did you see that? Never mind.” or she mentions she feels something weird in the air, or something wrong. talks to the team about the sleep paralysis she gets, always leaving out the grayish dark figure that accompanies her on those nights.
She’s never told anyone until she got drunk enough to were she’s literally laughing saying
“oh yea i see dead people.” And the guys obv think she’s joking and egg her on about said dead people she sees. but then she tells them about the entities that follow them, the people they’ve killed, always following them around. some are very angry, she feels their malicious intentions. ends up describing them in grave detail, they way they looked, what they wore, the last words they spoke before her teammates pulled the trigger. Something that only THEY would know.
“oh man, let me tell you about Gilbert my sleep paralysis demon. I swear he’s been visiting me more and more recently.”
#I really love the idea of a reader that sees the dead#That sees the dead that surrounds their teammates#one time she asked Ghost about why there’s always a child following him around#didn’t talk to her for a week 😭#price still refused to believe that she sees dead people even though she described a close friend of his that died in battle#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#john soap mactavish#cod#call of duty#cod mw2
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This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#scraptrap#springtrap#michael afton#william afton#matpat#fnaf pizzeria simulator#scott cawthon#THIS COMIC IS AS UNSERIOUS AS IT GETS#SO in the interview with Scott Cawthon and Dawko#Dawko asks which is the worst story from the books#SCOTT of course picks this one#the mpreg fnaf story#I wonder so badly if Scott has scene the image of Springtrap and Matpat#he also mentions he didn’t mean to make a jab at Matpat but he ran outta names to use#which is also very funny#SO WITH all of that this comic came into mind#and I just have to draw it out so it haunts me less BAHA#I can’t believe in canon springtrap dated Matpat for awhile#this totally actually happens#Scott said so and confirmed it in the interview#also another lil sprite Michael hehe
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Manfred when [fill in your own scenario].
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#DA Manfred#my art#my animation#gif#Manfred when rook and Emmrich finally bone#that’s my version#ahahaha#I spent so long on this I can’t believe it#shdidhdj#I didn’t want to colour it I’m sorry ahaha#rough animation it stays#do you think hed find skeleton jokes funny#I’m so excited to meet him in game
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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.
The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.
#batman#justice league#brucie wayne#he just straights up posses Batman for a second I guess#and nobody would’ve believed it happend if they didn’t all see it happening#except for Clark and Diana#maybe#bruce wayne
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I believe Fugo and Trish would be besties in the most awkward way possible
#jojo’s bizarre adventure#jjba#jojo part 5#golden wind#vento aureo#pannacotta fugo#trish una#futrish#guido mista#giorno giovanna#ness’ art#first jojo art in a while :^)#I’ve had this in my head for a while. this is very self-indulgent#thinking about how they’d actually interact after fugo returns is something I like thinking about#bc they had some silly moments / like the ones I referenced in the comics / but also#there would definitely be tension since fugo was like ‘why would you guys want to protect someone you just met…’#but I’d like to believe that fugo and trish bond over being people who didn’t have the most confidence at first#and we able to improve their confidence by being forced through adversity (fugo w the events in phf and trish w the latter half of gw)
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