#‘​turner and hooch’ is now just ‘turner’ and there’s no dog now he’s just some guy but i’m sure i’ll be fine’

[harrietvane]

Well this is embarrassing. For everyone.

[obsoleteozymandias]

Back at it with dogs because I love them. Could I please get some headcanons with Harry? He gets a support pup during his treatment and the pup really helps. They end up having a kind of turner and hooch situation when he starts work up again. They are just a pair of stinky, drooly, big Bois (heh get it) doing and solving crime.

I love this idea so much anon you have no idea. It's so cute!!!! Also sorry for the late reply I got distracted and went fishing.

Headcanons: Disco Elysium 

+Dogs!

Harrier du Bois: 

Harry having a support dog was actually Jean’s idea. He was angry with Harry at first, of course, but as time went on, he saw how post-mart Harry had changed, and wanted him to have someone who wasn’t Kim around to help him. So he suggested Harry get a dog. 

Harry had completely forgotten the concept of an ESA, and is delighted to re-discover it. Of course, at first he’s hesitant to get an animal, seeing as he struggles to take care of himself sometimes, but he gives in. He gets the biggest, saddest dog he sees, and is in love instantly. 

The dog frequently reminds him to do his routine: shower, eat, go for a walk, etc. He/she also helps to ground Harry when he’s in his own head. 

Once Harry joins the RCM again, he brings in the dog as his unofficial second partner, and He, Kim, and the dog go racing around crime scenes like no ones business. 

The dog is also great for dealing with children - if he/she sees any child experiencing distress, it’ll plop down in their lap and let them pet it. 

Harry shares all his (safe) food with the dog, much to Kim’s dismay, because now it begs Kim for food (he also gives the dog food, but much more secretly). 

The dog is the official mascot of the C-Wing, and people come from other parts of the building just to put him/her. 

[jerzwriter]

My list is so fucking long I'm going to go by media type...

Movies:

(In no order)

Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia - I had to stay in the theater for 10 minutes to calm down before I could leave.

Finnick and Prim in The Hunger Games - I was devastated for days.

Emma in Terms of Endearment - I was just a kid; the fact that my Mom let me watch this is just one of her questionable parenting moves.

Shelby in Steel Magnolias - Very similar to Emma's death, but I was crying so much that the man in front of me literally asked if he could get me water. lol

Bambi's Mom in Bambi - Disney likes to traumatize the fuck out of kids, man.

Hillary in Beaches - I still can't listen to Wind Beneath My Wings, man...

Jack in Brokeback Mountain - Thang the gods I was home because this was an ugly cry.

Sophie's Daughter in Sophie's Choice - BRUH. I don't think ANY movie ever left me as mentally fucked up as this one did. I saw it once, over two decades after its release, and I'm still haunted.

Neil in Dead Poet's Society - Shattering. Simply shattering.

Snape in HP and the Deathly Hallows 2 - Look - I know it may be controversial, but I thought Snape was one of the most compelling characters of all time, and Alan Rickman was masterful in this performance. When he asked to see Lily's eyes one last time... I'll never be the same. Sorry, not sorry.

Mary Corleone - Godfather 3 - OK The Godfather 3 largely, largely sucked. Which is a sin because 1 and 2 are masterpieces. And Sofia Coppola couldn't act her way out of a paper bag; still, her death at the end of the movie and Paccino's reaction... haunting.

Marley in Marley and Me, Hooch in Turner & Hooch, Old Yeller in Old Yeller... DUDE. Do we HAVE TO kill dogs in movies! DO WE?

Alan in Torch Song Trilogy - OK, I said in no order, but this one destroyed me. It wasn't just Alan's death at the hands of a homophobic mob of teens - but Arnold's conversation with his mother after... talking about the difference between their husband's deaths? Bruh, I'm teary eyed right now.

I know I'm forgetting some... I know it lol

The question has to be asked... what fictional deaths... it could be TV, movies, theater, novels, etc... but what fictional deaths moved you to tears?

@tveitertotwrites go for it! lol

[thefirsthogokage]

Not that I want to watch new copaganda (I tolerate Law and Order Organized Crime for Elliot Stabler, as a character from my youth), but I got bored and needed something to watch, so I've put on the Turner and Hooch reboot show staring Josh Peck. (OH WAIT THIS ISNT A REBOOT THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF THE MOVIE! I could believe Josh Peck as Tom Hanks's son. Now I get why they hired Peck.)

I hate it.

Like, I'm sure they won't touch on any big issues and what not, but they are still gonna cop wrong.

So, Turner is apparently a US Marshall and they have this witness they need to protect. Well, the witness got shot and apparently the best place they thought to have him was...

Out in the fucking open with NO COVER.

Like, please think you guys, this is cop show 101. This is one of the reasons Disney shouldn't make a cop show (besides all the other reasons to not make a cop show).

Oh, and they had him crash through a homeless man's cart full of cans for laughs, I guess? Lots of just other really annoying things about that car chase too.

And of course no one took the time to teach Josh Peck how to hold a gun:

BEND YOUR ARM DUDE!

If you are going to make a cop show, please hire actual former law enforcement TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR TALENT HOLDING WEAPONS CORRECTLY AND WRITING CORRECT TACTICAL RESPONSES! I DONT FUCKING CARE IF ITS A DAMN DIANEY SHOW, DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH AND HIRE EXPERTS AND LISTEN TO THEM!

I honestly don't understand the target audience for this show. It seems light it's supposed to be a light hearted show for adults, I guess? But if that's the case THEN THEY DEFINITELY NEED TO DO THEIR JOB!

Having a dog in the building is not a health code violation pal, you're a lawyer, you should know that.

The only acting I don't like on this show is by Josh Peck. I until this moment I think he had dead eyes.

Ok, his acting got better.

Seriously, who is the target audience of this show, like, it's dumb. There's so much dumb here. It can't be fore kids too much because someone was shown with a bloody shoulder after an attempted hit. It can't be fore adults because how how back the cop (functional-wise) and how bad the writing is. Who is this for?

Omg, no way an FBI agent pulling an inside job would be dumb enough to actually be part of the team who went to got kill someone. No way.

WHO IS THIS DUMB SHOW FOR?!

At least they are giving their all in the acting department on the show. Well, most of them most of the time for sure.

Why TF did they make a noise somewhere and then go in almost immediately to a room with no less bad guys? Oh yeah, they don't know what they're doing! Such a dumb scene.

"What kind of idiots are you?!" One mind, this character and I have. Except that's me at their production crew, and writers, and director.

The only character that's made any sense on this show is the guy who got shot in the earlier picture that I had up there.

Like, I get that it's tv, "suspension of disbelief" and all that, but, like, some of this is easily clockable dumb.

WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR?! IT'S SO DUMB BUT IT CANT BE FOR KIDS! I DONT GET IT!

The bad guy. Was just. Standing outside.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Uh...

Whoever CGI'd these paws didn't do great job. Like, the fur is definitely too long, the motion or the paws isn't right, they are the wrong color, and not the right size either.

No sure how they did these shots:

But if they were CG too, - which I'm not convinced they aren't, - why are they so much better than the paws? Wait, they might be real. The guy's shirt is crumpled.

Oh god, they are putting an ARC in this show? WHY?! They don't need that. This isn't some serious show, just make it episodic, damnit! We need more episodic shows in this world! Why won't people make those anymore?

McG...wait...(goes to IMDb)HE WAS AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON SUPERNATURAL FROM 2005 TO 2013?! Hunh. Oh and on Nikita. Explains why Lyndsy Fonseca is in this. I like her. He's done some other stuff I've seen too. Interesting.

I MIGHT watch this just to give myself something to do. But I think watching this gave me a headache.

[moviesoldier]

okay so today I watched the season final of Turner & Hooch and let me tell you I absolutely love the show !! I love it more then I thought I would and Josh Peck really surprised me with his acting performance. He showed how great of an actor he really is and I really took him more serious as an actor after this and I hope more people will also. The show is so funny, exciting and heartfelt and although I mainly watched it because of Josh Peck I fell so quickly in love with the other characters because they are so well written! They are not this monotonous and stereotypical crime/family tv show characters but characters that are unique and profound and sometimes a little bit weird but so lovable! I loved his sister Laura from the beginning and I wish Baxter had more sceentime. Xavier had to grow on me but BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH NOW he is one of my favorites and I love his relationship with Scott! Erica I didn’t really liked or cared about at the beginning but I really do love her know cause she so sweet and awkward witch is really relatable and I like that the isn’t this suuuuper beautiful girl ( don’t get be wrong I don’t call the women ugly) but as someone who has a bigger nose myself I feel great seeing a women leeding the „love -interest“ role who don’t match the beauty standards. And to Hooch: WOW, I LOVE THIS DOG. HE IS SO SWEET 😭😭 I know they had like 3 dogs playing the role and they ALL nailed it, they are such good doggos I hope they stay healthy forever and get a lot of treats. So in conclusion: I’m in love. With the show, the characters, the actors , the dogs, all and I will definitely post about this show even more. Yes it’s now the most bad- ass crime show and a lot is predictable and the plot is average but that doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy it and I mean its a family show also kinda made for younger people too, so. But its a show were you can just let go and relax to it and it’s definitely a binge watching show! So if you haven’t already watched it go and watch and share your opinion on it with me :) Oh and I hope they make a season 2 and if not I will trow some hands :)

[sirfrogsworth]

I love Tom Hanks. I’ve always loved Tom Hanks. I loved Before Tom Hanks. And I love After Tom Hanks. Now, some of you are probably saying, “Froggie, there is only one Tom Hanks.” 

Ah, so young. 

You see, when I was a youth Tom Hanks was seen very differently. He was that cross-dressing guy. Eventually he did Splash and The Money Pit and he was that Generic Comedy Movie Guy. You liked him, but unless his movies were on cable you kinda forgot about him. Then he did Big and everybody flinched for a moment. It was a special movie and there were signs there was more to Tom Hanks than meets the eye. But then he did Turner & Hooch and everybody went back to seeing Tom as that Generic Comedy Movie Guy. 

He was like cotton candy. Sweet, enjoyable, but not a lot of substance. Empty calories from an occasional treat. 

Then there was Joe vs the Volcano. I actually went to see this in the theater. 

It was... somethin’. 

Some people were ready to put Tom out to pasture. His relevance as a comedy star was fading. His leading man abilities came into question. Tom was always very humble so he was like, “No big deal. I’ll be a character actor. I’ll just do supporting roles.” 

So he did A League of Their Own. He said, “There’s no crying in baseball!” and stole the movie. People changed their damn minds again. “He should be the star of a movie!” And I was like, “He was! ...a bunch of times!” 

In comes Sleepless in Seattle. For better or worse, he helped birth a new age of Romantic Comedies. Mothers everywhere thought he was adorable. He was a bonafide star again and could call his own shots. But I’m not sure Tom really wanted to be Romantic Comedy Guy after being Generic Comedy Movie Guy. 

So he went a different direction. Thus began... After Tom Hanks. 

Tom’s next film was not a comedy. Not even a little bit. He played a gay man. Who had AIDs. And was dying. While fighting off homophobes with The Law. And his costar was dramatic heavyweight Denzel Washington. Tom was so committed that he lost a ton of weight to look sick. It was a heartbreaking movie with a beautiful performance.  

Before Philidelphia was released people were a bit confused. They were like, “Huh? Tom Hanks? He’s that cross dressing, mermaid loving, comedy guy who did a buddy cop movie with a dog named Hooch. What’s going on here?” 

And then the movie came out and pretty much everyone who saw it was like, “Holy shit. Where did that come from?” 

It turns out Tom Hanks could act. I mean, he could act. For the longest time people saw his goofy face and curly hair and didn’t really test his range. He didn’t belong in a movie fighting a volcano. People had been selling him short for years. But he never complained. He was always just happy to be working. He just waited patiently and when he saw a shot, he took it. 

Tom went off to the races. Forest Gump confirmed it. It wasn’t luck. Tom could definitely act like the dickens. Then came Apollo 13. Houston we have an actor. 

He did Toy Story and was like, “How about I kick start a revolutionary new form or movie-making?” DONE. 

Then he was like, “I want to be an action hero, but with feeeelings.” Saving Private Ryan. DONE. 

Then he was like, “Those romantic comedy moms were so nice to me and kinda saved my career.” You’ve Got Mail. THANKS MOMS. DONE. 

Then Tom got a little crazy. “What if it really hurt when I have to pee?” The Green Mile. DONE. 

“I want to act, but I am sick of other people.” Cast Away. DONE. 

“I should throw that Leo DiCaprio kid a bone.” Catch Me If You Can. DONE.

[Leo powers up.]

“Accents are fun.” The Terminal. DONE. 

“Okay, what if I test out this motion capture technology that isn’t quite ready and demonstrate the greatest example of what the Uncanny Valley is?” The Polar Express. CREEPILY DONE. 

“I want... MONEY. Make it rain!” The Da Vinci Code. DONE. FRANCHISE INITIATED. 

“Let’s get weird.” Cloud Atlas. CONFUSINGLY DONE. 

“Maybe I should go back to just acting good and stuff.” Captain Phillips. DONE. 

“I enjoyed being a captain and acting good.” Sully. DONE. 

At this point, Tom had DONE it all. But I think a new challenge lies ahead.

Hollywood had a dilemma. Mr. Rogers was the purest being to ever grace this planet. Who is the least scummy person in the industry? 

Tom Fucking Hanks. 

Ack, sorry Mr. Rogers. That was uncalled for. 

Tom Hecking Hanks.

And that brings us to today. Tom Hanks is going to be Mr. Rogers and I really hope it’s amazing because Fred deserves nothing less. And I think he wold approve of Tom telling his story. 

I’m not sure I’ve seen another story quite like Tom Hanks. He was so close to becoming a forgotten Generic Comedy Actor Guy. He could have easily become one of those people discussed on “I Love the 80s” where the talking heads are like, “Whatever happened to that guy?” 

I’m very glad that didn’t happen. Tom seems like a genuinely good guy. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a story where someone was like, “That Tom Hanks is a real douche.” He still seems to be madly in love with his wife. They’ve been together for 30 years! I wonder if that is some kind of Hollywood record. He’s a good father. A good friend. A great spokesman for WWII vets. And he is always willing to make a fan’s wedding memorable. 

He just inspires me to keep trying to be a better me. He inspires me to be a sustainable better me. 

And for that I’d like to say...

[sugdenlovesdingle]

I watched the last episode of Hudson and Rex because my favorite actress is in it. I agree with you. The show is just an casual cops show and the relationship between Hudson and Rex isn't as great as the others ones in the old versions of Rex. It's still a nice show thought.

Actually, I prefer to watch Turner and Hooch if i have to choose between this show and Hudson & Rex.

I grew up watching the Austrian version of Rex and it was glorious. I still watch repeats of it now. I love it. And then when i saw Hudson & Rex in the tv guide i was like wait... is this Rex as in THE Rex?? But i watched the first two i think episodes and I was so disappointed. They copied the 'jokes' of Rex stealing people's lunch in the office and they had Rex's owner TELL one of his colleagues how he got Rex (in the original Austrian version you see it) but it's like the guy playing him doesn't like dogs. There is no connection between him and Rex. He's just going through the motions and Rex is only focused on his trainer off screen. And the plot in the first two eps was that Rex was missing for like 2 days because he went after some girl that was kidnapped (I think) - Hudson was just doing his thing police wise and it wasn't until his boss asked where Rex was that he was like "oh yeah we went after the bad guys and he sneaked into the back of their truck." Moser - his owner in the original Austrian version, would have (and did on multiple occasions) torn up the whole of Vienna to get his dog back - and rescuing the kid and catching the bad guys. in that order.

The ep i watched a part of tonight had them working a case with just a few shots of the dog thrown in. And one scene where the dog put his head on the leg of this woman involved (I think she was a relative of a victim) and she had more of a connection with him than the guy playing hudson. Though neither of them really acknowledged him. Moser would never.

I have a lot of feelings about the og Rex.

I've never watched Turner & Hooch though - well just the film from the 80s - but I've seen it pop up here and there and i've been meaning to check it out.

[give-me-a-thousandkisses]

Sam Heughan #AskTheFrasers Twitter Q&A 😊 10.24.17

Q: Whats your favorite episode from season 3 far ???  A: Ep 2 for me! Though didn’t love the beard…. wonderful scenes with Jenny and Fergus

Q: Will we get to see Jamie having acupuncture treatment? A: Have to watch and find out….!

Q: Have you actually been hurt on set? A: Ahem… don’t ask @caitrionambalfe 🙏

Q: Who spent more time in hair/make-up during S3? 👨👩💅👄 A: Me!!! #dunbonnet!!! This Cait was jealous of the beard

Q: How it feels to be playing “old” jamie and claire now, like new different characters or as “riding a bycicle”? Love u guys 💜 A: Still same characters but with more weight and detail. So fun to live through their experiences and see them@chhange and their relationship

Q: TURTLE SOUP? ;) A: Double helping?

Q: Loved dashing look of middle aged Jamie.Thx for all u both do! PrintShop E306 great ⚓ A: 🤓

Q: How many times did you have to faint? A:  Maybe 15-20…?

Q: What’s for dinner? A: Parmesan chicken and veggies post gym

Q: The Million dollar question. Toilet paper up or down on the roll? A: Japanese toilet 💦💨

Q: Favorite new character this season???? A: Season 3, seen so far…. Macdubh!! 😜

Q: What’s the hardest part to record the reunion episode? A: A lot of expectation on this scene, but so many important moments prior and after, important to give everything equal attention

Q: What was the most tricky scene to film in season 3, that we’ve seen so far? A: Printshop fire. Different sets and live flame… got very hot!

Q: Are you going to be dressing up for halloween? if what as? A: She’s got a ginger wig ready…

Q: Can you @caitrionambalfe describe @SamHeughan in three words? A:

Q: I’ve worked for 2 years in a Printshop. Did you have to learn something for the episode 6? A: I did! I learnt to do all the printing process for the titles

Q: How is working with Rollo going? A: Dog gets more treats than me… and has bigger biceps

Q: Favourite tv show right now other than #Outlander? A: Mindhunter

Q: Do u have any pre-shooting ritual? A: Cooooooffee

Q: If u were an animal, what animal would it be? A: Always though Jamie was rather horse-like….🐎

Q: When are we going to see the big fight between Claire and Jamie? A: There’s a fight….?? 😬

Q: Is it easier as an actor having as much detail as Diana gives in her books when you’re playing the role? Or would you rather use your own? A: It’s a combination. I use Diana’s books as a guide. But also have to bring myself. Another actor would play him differently.

Q: How’s your hair today? A: Wet. Yours?

Q: What’s the first movie you remember watching at the cinema? A: One of the Disney films… Black Cauldron I think. First non cartoon, Turner and Hooch

Q: If the season is 10 months long to film aren’t you afraid of burn out? A: 4 years… it’s been a marathon!

Q: How is @CesarDomboy on set? How is it working with this frenchy? A: Mon dieu!!!

Q: Having just returned from another journey around the magical Isle of Skye I was wondering why you guys never film there? A: Would love to!

Q: Share with us something from behind the scenes from the episode 3x06? A: I will tonight!

Q: Are you ever tempted to use Outlander phrases off screen? 😏 We often use them as pillow talk! 😜 A: Do tell!!!

Q: Do you like Imagine Dragons ? A: I do. Right now loving Arcade Fire

Q: Which of the these faces of Jamie do you wish you could have have more scenes? #MacDubh #AMalcolm #DUNBONNET A: There were a few Dunbonnet scenes cut, would love to see on DVD

Q: Where would you go in your “Dream Hike”? A: Going with my friend @CameronMcNeish soon, can’t wait!

Q: What’s your favorite beer? A: So many… love Schiehallion!!

Q: Will you design more collections with Barbour? Loved the first! A: More to come!! @Barbour

Q: The single most awaited moment in history 

A: Might be my favourite too!

Q: Do you like game of thrones? A: Love it!! I still have last ep to watch!!

Q: Did you find some time to read the scrapbook we brought you from the Italian peakers at the gala Sam? Did you like our stories? A: It’s so wonderful!!!! GRAZIE!!xx

Q: Do you still feel the impulse or need to consult with Diana after all this time about Jamie’s state of mind? A: Oh yes. Gabs is my guide

Q: How cool was it really to print those pages? had a little bit envy because I wish I cold try to do typography A: I love it! I actually have the first two pieces I ever printed… might give one away!

Q: How many hours of sleep do you usually get a night? A: Not enough…😴

Q: Have you heard @RealEdSpeleers  accent for Stephen Bonnet? Because irish accents are difficult A: He’s wonderful!! You’ll love him. Maybe too much… 

[drcisko]

Roger Spottiswoode - Terror Train (1980) So the guy who was the editor of Straw Dogs, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, Hard Times and The Gambler makes his directing debut with another of those early slashers following on the success of Halloween. This guy would go on to direct such films as Turner and Hooch, Stop! Or Mom Will Shoot, Tomorrow Never Dies and The 6th Day. Haha! So a bunch of really successful crap as well as the pretty good A Street Cat Named Bob. From this CV you can imagine that Terror Train is at least competently directed, and that it is. In fact it has the feel more of a Giallo than a Slasher, with the added gimmick of being set on a moving train, which adds the claustrophobia element to the thing. You also know who the killer is from the beginning, really, you just don't know where he is or what he looks like now, as he keeps changing costumes. In fact in the long tradition of slashers dating back to Hitchcock's Psycho or William Castle's Homicidal you also get some gender-bending thrown into the mix to make it all the more difficult. Jamie Lee Curtis continues her streak of stalker movies after Halloween and Prom Night and is pretty good here, always being the relatable character that you know will probably survive this. The film is also good at fleshing out a bunch of the characters stories, the setting helps as being stuck in a train you manage to fit in a lot of conversation in tight spaces. The cinematography is great and as an added bonus you get a young David Copperfield being his creepy magician self. Better than most slashers of the time it's definitely something to watch if you are into the genre. (3.5/5) #horror #movie #film #cinephile #horrormovie #terrortrain #jamieleecurtis #filmposter #movieposter #poster #horrorfan #horrornerd #horrorgram #horrorgeek #horrorclub #horrorfans #slasher #rogerspottiswoode #davidcopperfield (at Lisbon, Portugal) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvLdFtRFKpf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=folleq6wpwjq

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     When you are walking with your dog in a park you don’t have to worry about him straining at his leash to see the other dogs because he will stay in your control awaiting your commands.

     Can you see yourself in that park, no more embarrassment, the envy of all other frustrated untrained dog owners? Because if you don’t… you will want to get your copy of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ and start right now!

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     How many people do you know that think training their dog is yelling louder each time they give a command? They think the dog is hard of hearing so they keep yelling the same command over and over again and expect different results. Is this not the definition of insanity?

     They give a command and when the dog doesn’t follow it they punish the dog. What does the dog think when you punish him after giving a command? The dog thinks they should never do what you are commanding. You see it all the time and some of us are even guilty of unintentionally doing it with out even realizing we do it.

     Our dogs get confused and rightfully so. They want to please us but just don’t know how to because of the mixed messages we send out. Your dog likes it when he can please you and this is why ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ is making such an impact on dogs and their families everywhere. Dog training has to train the owner first and then the dog will be a willing happy servant giving unconditional love.

     A well-trained dog is just so much more fun for both you and your family. Your dog will be happier, healthier and love you more for it.

     Once your dog is well trained you will find that you involve him in the family events more often and this alone will mean more exercise and better health for your dog. You owe it to your family and your dog. In fact it’s the right thing to do.

     Bottom line is that a properly exercised and trained dog will bring you and your family more pleasure and for more years.

     The more exercise your dog gets means:

‘Less Poor Behaviour Problems and More Family Fun’

     Remember that training your dog is much easier and simpler than you think… When you know how!

     Here’s the ‘fun and easy’ way to train your dog and get results immediately:

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     Written in plain, easy-to-understand Step-by-Step instructions — this simple to use informative system shows you everything you need to know so you can immediately and easily start training your dog or puppy today.

     You’ll learn all you need to know, such as…   

7 Dog Training Secrets To Create a positive bond with your dog….

4 Sure Fire Ways to stop your dog from jumping up on guests….

How Your Dog Communicates….

3 Ways to Praise Your Dog….

4 Important Points about Positive Reinforcement….

8 Correction Mistakes Almost All Dog Owners Make….

8 Quick Steps to Good Doggie Manners….

12 Cool Tricks to Teach Your Dog and Impress Your Friends….

8 Ways to Cut Down on Behaviour Problems….

7 Tips to Stop Chewing Today….

3 Tips to Stop Your Dog From Jumping on Guest….

5 Ways to Stop Annoying Barking….

3 Sneaky Ways to Keep Your Dog off the Sofa….

A Sure-Fire Way to Deal with the Dominant Dog….

8 Causes of Aggressive Behaviour and How to Stop It….

3 Tips to Stop the Fence Jumper or Climber….

5 Tips to Discourage Digging….

Stop 13 More Annoying Behaviours….

Ewww! 7 Disgusting Behaviours and How to Stop Them in Their Tracks….

7 Ways to Prepare Your Dog for a Baby….

7 Things to Know When It’s Time to Say Goodbye….

3 Must-Knows to Raise Great Puppies….

Top 10 Most Popular Breeds: What you need to know….

10 Uncommon breeds to consider… .

8 Traits the best puppies have….

Learn the commands that make dog training a breeze . . .

     …All this and much more in the breakthrough e-book!

     …Find out why this will be the only book you’ll ever want or need!  Written in plain, easy-to-understand language, with no complicated instructions, this informative system shows you everything you need to know to easily understand how to best train and build a strong bond of trust between you and your family dog quickly and simply.

     ‘Don’t take my word just read what Renowned Personal Coach to veterinarians worldwide Dr. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. had to say in his foreword to this amazing book’

     It is rare, among the many books written annually on pet care, to find one that is both comprehensive and spoken from the heart. “Dog Owner Boot Camp” captures the essence of owning, caring, training and enjoying our beloved canine friends.

     As a veterinarian in practice for the past 14 years, I am exposed to numerous magazines and books on every subject related to owning dogs. “Dog Owner Boot Camp”, in a unique way, discusses the mutual commitment between humans and dogs as if written by a dog! Very wisely it examines humans’ behavior from a dog’s perspective; what dogs desire from their masters and why they sometimes push the limits.

     If dogs ever came with an operational manual, this book gets pretty close to being one. Packed with useful and insightful new information and ideas on being dog’s best friend, it covers the entire gamut of dogs’ life, their needs, desires, hopes and dreams. It covers both the mundane of the day-to-day life of dogs and their owners and the esoteric, new developments in holistic dog treatment. It rolls in the mud, it runs in a pack and it fraternizes with dogs. It seems to truly capture what drives dogs’ behavior and how to enjoy them to the fullest.

     It takes you through the steps of finding the right dog for you and for your family; is it going to be a purebred or a mutt from the animal shelter? It then takes you through the life stages of your dog and the intricacies of every stage. It then delves into the mysteries of dog behavior, how to curb undesirable traits and how to help your doggy friend develop new ones. Grooming, an important routine in dogs’ life, is exhaustive. You will understand exactly what is involved in grooming your dog, how to find the right groomer and how to avoid costly mistakes in dealing with them.

     Dogs, like people, have basic physical and mental needs. They, just like us, sometimes get sick. Understanding many of the potential ailments dogs are plagued by, can alleviate your friend’s suffering and at times save his/her life.

     The chapter on saying goodbye to your friend is very touching and heart warming. This chapter in our relationship with our dogs is always difficult to process. Yet your friend, as a last wish, would like for you to remember the many years of mutual giving; this memory will guarantee your friend will live forever.

     This book is a really top-dog companion to all dog owners and dog lovers. Having a great reference book like this one on your shelf is a great gift to give to your dog. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. Oakland, CA

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Your Results Will Be Seen On Your Very First day!

… Don’t even think about hiring a dog-trainer!

     You can do it yourself, simply, quickly and without stress. Dog trainers can be very expensive and from what I continually see is that unless the owner is trained the same poor behaviours return quickly. In fact, by the time you get finished with this easy breakthrough system, you’ll know more than most of the so-called “pros” out there — and your dog will be obeying you like you are the Pro!

“Just the one tip I learned on how to stop my dog from excessive barking made the book worth its weight in gold. We finally have peace back in our home. Thank you”                          Nancy Millman San Francisco CA

     Never before has a dog training book like this been written. It is written from a dog owner’s perspective including my years of experience having had 25 to 30 dogs in my dog grooming store each day. The lessons I have learned I have passed on to you in an easy and simple to understand format. Following are a few of the many dog-training secrets you can put to work fast:

How to stop your dog from doing the crotch crunch with every guest that enters your home…

The secret to having your dog come to you even when he is being distracted….

Four of the best dog toys and even more important the ones to be avoided….

How to house train your dog in one week…. You won’t need to call a carpet cleaner.

Must know secrets to stop the chewing now before you have to replace those just bought expensive leather shoes….

Amazing way to stop your dog from running into traffic. This is life saving information that no dog owners should be without….

Stop your unwanted gardener from planting bones in your back yard….

Learn how your dog thinks and more importantly how to communicate to him…

How to teach your dog all the basic commands in 7 days!

Discover how dog training benefits the entire family…

How soon do I start training my puppy?

     You even get two additional bonus sections included in:

1st Bonus Section: Grooming: More Than Looking Good

     After all you will want your well-trained dog to look good won’t you? So in this bonus section of the book you learn:

12 Essential Dog Grooming Tools….

7 Important Facts About Your Dog’s Coat…

5 Helpful Tips for Toenail Trimming….

6 Facts to Consider When Choosing a Groomer….

5 Hints to Banish Fleas and Ticks Permanently….

Now Hear This: 5 Things to Know About Ear Care…

The Tail End: 2 Things to Know….

Smile! 3 Ways to Keep Your Dog’s Teeth Clean….

The Eyes Have It: 2 Tips About Eye Care….

The Skinny: 3 Tips for Healthy Dog Skin ….

And Extreme Makeover:

46 Terms to Know If You Want to Show Your Dog

2nd Bonus Section: Healthcare Guide for Your Dog

No responsible dog owner should be without this bonus section. I don’t think anyone has ever had too much information on his or her dog’s health

Choosing a Vet: 10 Questions to Ask… This alone could save you one hundred times the cost of this book.

5 Tips to Make Trips to the Vet Less Stressful…

Pup Checkup: 5 Exams Your Vet Should Perform…

Puppy Shots: 7 Reasons to Vaccinate Your Pet…

3 Common Puppy Skin Problems…

The Word about 4 Intestinal Worms …

10 Truths About Neutering Your Dog…

10 Regular Exams to Do at Home…

7 Answers About Deadly Heartworms…

10 Ways to Know Your Dog is Sick…

10 Indications of a Medical Emergency …

3 Tips to Make Medication Go Down Easier …

4 Ways to Prevent Canine Cancer…

17 Common Dog Health Problems…

7 Ways to Care for Your Aging Dog …

4 Common Health Problems of Elderly Dogs …

Dog Years vs. People Years Health…

7 Things to Know When It’s Time to Say Goodbye…

4 Considerations Before Breeding Your Dog…

3 Exams Your Dog Needs Before Breeding…

The Puppy Process: 12 Steps…

2 Complications During and After…

3 Must-Knows to Raise Great Puppies …

10 Questions to Ask to Find Great Dog Homes…

So Lets Just Recap What You Get So Far:

In Addition To These Two Great Bonus Sections You Also Learn The Secrets, Tips And Tricks Of The Professional Dog Trainers!

     You owe it to yourself to find out why this e-book has been such a hit with so many people. It is the information I wish I had years ago that would have saved me so much time, heartache and money.

     Don’t let that happen to you. Know what you are getting into with dog ownership before the costly mistakes are made. One tip alone in the training section could have saved me so much unnecessary stress between me and my neighbours it could have paid for this book ten times over.

     Even the one secret on nail clipping in the bonus section could have saved a totally unnecessary trip to the veterinarian. That trip cost me $45.00 and that doesn’t even include the cost of gas or my time.

     If this book doesn’t pay for itself in time saving, health saving, training or grooming in the first 90 days you own it just send it back no questions asked. We want you to be as happy with the information as we were putting it all together.

     There’s no risk what so ever on your part. Let us take all the risk. How can we do that? Because we know from the response of all our other customers that you will be as delighted, happy and tickled pink as they are. We are that confident.

     In fact we aren’t happy unless you’re happy. And to put some icing on the cake for the first 300 people that order the new 3rd  edition that came out April 15, 2006 we want to give you $20.00 off the regular retail price. That is almost a 45% savings and it is yours as one of the first 300 customers to get the newly revised 3rd edition.

     So don’t wait  “Remember this, starting earlier will make it easier for both you and your dog.”

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     What are you waiting for? If you’ve always wanted to learn how to train your dog, or if you’re thinking about getting a new puppy, here’s the one system that can make your experience easier, more fun and more rewarding than you ever thought possible.

     If you’re serious about training your puppy or dog in the fastest time possible, you owe it to yourself to get started the right way.  Click here to order now and start training your dog today! Order now and discover how much fun your life can be with a dog that obeys your every command!

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     I am so confident in the systems and strategies in my eBook and so sure you will be 100% satisfied that I offer a 90-Day Money Back Guarantee. Try “Dog Owners Boot Camp” and if you don’t see a REAL difference with very little effort as I have described in this letter, I’ll send you a 100% refund with no question asked.

Why such a generous guarantee?

     It’s my way assuring you that I know that the “Dog Owners Boot Camp” will change you and your dog’s lives forever, that’s why I am giving you this guarantee. The “Dog Owners Boot Camp” is so unique and amazing, it really works. If there is a remote possibility that your style is so unique or different that not even this fill-in-the-blank system can help you – I’ll send you a 100% refund with no question asked.

     However, you’ll never know until you try. And that’s why I’m giving you time to validate these secrets, tips and strategies – beyond any question – “Dog Owners Boot Camp” makes dog training simple. If it doesn’t, you’re not out a dime. I can’t possibly be any fairer.

And if this isn’t enough for you already, you will also receive when you get your copy of

These 6 Incredible Bonuses for Absolutely Free…When you order today!

Bonus # 1: Fast Start ‘Dog Training Tips’ eBook

     If you don’t have the time today to read the full eBook version just take the mini tips to get you started today. In this small eBook of dog training tips you will find many practical ways to train your dog. We want you and your dog to quickly succeed.

Bonus # 2: ‘Dog Nutrition Secrets’ eBook

     You won’t have to guess what to feed your dog to live a long and healthy life. In this in depth eBook good nutrition is covered in an easy and concise way. If you want to keep your dog healthy and I know you do, this is the eBook for you.

Bonus # 3: ‘Disease & First Aid Secrets’ eBook

     No dog owning household should be without this First Aid eBook. Not just the basics but also a lifesaver. An ounce of prevention always goes a long way.

Bonus # 4: ‘Dog Grooming Secrets’ eBook

     Keep your dog looking good. Dog grooming essentials that any homeowner can do with these easy to follow steps. This alone will save you the cost of the book on your dog’s first grooming.

Bonus # 5: Quick Start ‘Dog Supplies Secrets’ eBook

     Dog supplies essential for keeping your dog safe and healthy. Everything from leashes to even electronic dog training devices is covered.

Bonus # 6: ‘Dog Show Secrets’ eBook

     Your dog looks good, smells good and is well trained so the only thing left to do is to show him or her. You might just win the show with the tips and secrets you will learn in this eBook. This is for the dog owner who would like to show his or her dog in competitions. This how to eBook covers all aspects of showing your dog.

     You are probably thinking how can I afford to give you so much information for such a low price? Well first off I want to get as many of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’eBooks out into the world so dog owners can start taking advantage of this life changing dog training system. Second this is possible due to electronic downloading but the price won’t stay this low for long so get yours now.

Sincerely,

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“DOGS ARE MY PASSION”

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P.P.S. – You also get the six Free Information packed eBooks that gives you all the information you will ever need to raise, train and keep your dog healthy for a good long life. The 6 additional eBooks’ value is approximately $90.00 and that is only at a cost of $15.00 each.

P.P.P.S. – You also have 90 days to review this amazing material and try all of the strategies on Training, Grooming and Health. You can easily get a refund at anytime during those 30 days. You take absolutely no risk.  And with dogs, the earlier you start the better.  So once again, I have to ask you: What are you waiting for?

P.P.P.P..S. The Internet Introductory low price of only $27.77 is a part of a market test I’m conducting. These books sell offline for nearly $47.00. Once I’ve completed my market test, I know I’ll be doubling the price. So if you’re at all interested, you should buy right now. Click here to save $20.00 now!  

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Or do you have a new puppy that is not potty trained and just don’t know where to begin?      If you are like the many dog owners I met every week in my dog grooming business, frustrated with a misbehaved dog, then you are certainly not unique. I know because I saw it every day. For example does your dog…      Has this behaviour got you at the end of your rope? … And generally just driving you absolutely crazy? It’s Not Your Fault But You Need Help and You Need It Fast!      I’ve been there and I know what it feels like to have a misbehaved dog.      Our family dog Luke was full of energy that just didn’t know what to do with himself when we brought him home as a young puppy. We didn’t want to go through the painful experience of a misbehaved puppy so we trained him to avoid all the pain and made owning a family dog the enjoyable experience that it is suppose to be.      Available to you now in this cutting edge book are the same secrets I used day in and day out to manage sometimes as many as 25 to 30 dogs in my dog grooming store. My book is written in easy to understand everyday language to help people like you who came to my store day in and day out with dogs that just needed a little help in the training department.      I had to write it because I saw so many unhappy dog owners who could simply turn it all around into a pleasant situation if they just had a few simple secrets. Most of my customers were amazed at just how easy it was to turn their dog from a nightmare to a “good dog!” It was my duty to share these secrets and strategies’ so you can start to enjoy a well-trained dog or puppy fast.      Frankly I was amazed at the positive feedback and results my customers were getting when I first started sharing my training secrets. But I also know that your dog will even love you more for it.      Thanks to the training secrets that I share in my book “Dog Owners Boot Camp” even first time dog owners are achieving miraculous success. You to will discover just how easy and fast it really is to have a well-trained dog as a pet.      Owning this book will make your dog training confidence soar. Your Friends and neighbours may even come to you for advice. But wait . . . there’s even more!      Thanks to this SUPER-SIMPLE Dog Training System made for “REGULAR PEOPLE” with little or no training experience, you’ll quickly discover that training your dog can be SIMPLE AND FUN. Your friends might even start calling you”The Dog Guru” when they hear about your great success with your pet!!      Frankly I’m not just saying this because it sounds good; I am just repeating what many happy owners have said after reading my book. Here is what one happy customer said after he started using my system: “I was at the end of my leash with Max when I got your book. I was almost going to put him up for adoption but your training tips showed immediate results. Within 2 days Max was not jumping on guests anymore. My wife was amazed and it really has made a complete difference in our house” Jim Ledbetter, Orlando, Florida      And this is what another dog grooming storeowner wrote to me: “Working with so many dogs at the same time such as you have can be a real challenge. You can easily lose your patience in a dog-grooming store so your information was a real saving grace. It has made my job so much easier and less stressful. Another great bonus for me is how much better I have been able to train my own dog Copper. It has made it easier when I get home each day to enjoy seeing Copper rather than just not wanting to see another dog. Thank you it really has made a big difference” Julie Milne, Cleveland, Ohio      Imagine…. what it would be like for you to open your front door and have your dog sit at your side, well behaved while you greet your guest. You are in control. Your dog obeys your every command. No, you are not dreaming in color… it’s easy to do!      Imagine… Taking your dog for a walk… no more constant tugging at the leash and wanting to chase everything ‘Hooch’ sees. Can you imagine what it would not be like having a sore arm from trying to restrain your dog?      When you ask him to heel… He does.      When you ask him to stay he does… Every time!      When you are walking with your dog in a park you don’t have to worry about him straining at his leash to see the other dogs because he will stay in your control awaiting your commands.      Can you see yourself in that park, no more embarrassment, the envy of all other frustrated untrained dog owners? Because if you don’t… you will want to get your copy of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ and start right now! Put you paw here to Order button The Only Dog Training Book That Trains Owners and Their Dogs      How many people do you know that think training their dog is yelling louder each time they give a command? They think the dog is hard of hearing so they keep yelling the same command over and over again and expect different results. Is this not the definition of insanity?      They give a command and when the dog doesn’t follow it they punish the dog. What does the dog think when you punish him after giving a command? The dog thinks they should never do what you are commanding. You see it all the time and some of us are even guilty of unintentionally doing it with out even realizing we do it.      Our dogs get confused and rightfully so. They want to please us but just don’t know how to because of the mixed messages we send out. Your dog likes it when he can please you and this is why ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ is making such an impact on dogs and their families everywhere. Dog training has to train the owner first and then the dog will be a willing happy servant giving unconditional love.      A well-trained dog is just so much more fun for both you and your family. Your dog will be happier, healthier and love you more for it.      Once your dog is well trained you will find that you involve him in the family events more often and this alone will mean more exercise and better health for your dog. You owe it to your family and your dog. In fact it’s the right thing to do.      Bottom line is that a properly exercised and trained dog will bring you and your family more pleasure and for more years.      The more exercise your dog gets means: ‘Less Poor Behaviour Problems and More Family Fun’      Remember that training your dog is much easier and simpler than you think… When you know how!      Here’s the ‘fun and easy’ way to train your dog and get results immediately: DOG OWNERs BOOT CAMP The How To Guide Dog Training Secrets Professionals Dog Trainers Don’t Want You To Know      Written in plain, easy-to-understand Step-by-Step instructions — this simple to use informative system shows you everything you need to know so you can immediately and easily start training your dog or puppy today.      You’ll learn all you need to know, such as…         …All this and much more in the breakthrough e-book!      …Find out why this will be the only book you’ll ever want or need!  Written in plain, easy-to-understand language, with no complicated instructions, this informative system shows you everything you need to know to easily understand how to best train and build a strong bond of trust between you and your family dog quickly and simply.      ‘Don’t take my word just read what Renowned Personal Coach to veterinarians worldwide Dr. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. had to say in his foreword to this amazing book’      It is rare, among the many books written annually on pet care, to find one that is both comprehensive and spoken from the heart. “Dog Owner Boot Camp” captures the essence of owning, caring, training and enjoying our beloved canine friends.      As a veterinarian in practice for the past 14 years, I am exposed to numerous magazines and books on every subject related to owning dogs. “Dog Owner Boot Camp”, in a unique way, discusses the mutual commitment between humans and dogs as if written by a dog! Very wisely it examines humans’ behavior from a dog’s perspective; what dogs desire from their masters and why they sometimes push the limits.      If dogs ever came with an operational manual, this book gets pretty close to being one. Packed with useful and insightful new information and ideas on being dog’s best friend, it covers the entire gamut of dogs’ life, their needs, desires, hopes and dreams. It covers both the mundane of the day-to-day life of dogs and their owners and the esoteric, new developments in holistic dog treatment. It rolls in the mud, it runs in a pack and it fraternizes with dogs. It seems to truly capture what drives dogs’ behavior and how to enjoy them to the fullest.      It takes you through the steps of finding the right dog for you and for your family; is it going to be a purebred or a mutt from the animal shelter? It then takes you through the life stages of your dog and the intricacies of every stage. It then delves into the mysteries of dog behavior, how to curb undesirable traits and how to help your doggy friend develop new ones. Grooming, an important routine in dogs’ life, is exhaustive. You will understand exactly what is involved in grooming your dog, how to find the right groomer and how to avoid costly mistakes in dealing with them.      Dogs, like people, have basic physical and mental needs. They, just like us, sometimes get sick. Understanding many of the potential ailments dogs are plagued by, can alleviate your friend’s suffering and at times save his/her life.      The chapter on saying goodbye to your friend is very touching and heart warming. This chapter in our relationship with our dogs is always difficult to process. Yet your friend, as a last wish, would like for you to remember the many years of mutual giving; this memory will guarantee your friend will live forever.      This book is a really top-dog companion to all dog owners and dog lovers. Having a great reference book like this one on your shelf is a great gift to give to your dog. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. Oakland, CA Can’t Wait? Click Here For Instant Access! Download now through digital download. Your Results Will Be Seen On Your Very First day! … Don’t even think about hiring a dog-trainer!      You can do it yourself, simply, quickly and without stress. Dog trainers can be very expensive and from what I continually see is that unless the owner is trained the same poor behaviours return quickly. In fact, by the time you get finished with this easy breakthrough system, you’ll know more than most of the so-called “pros” out there — and your dog will be obeying you like you are the Pro! “Just the one tip I learned on how to stop my dog from excessive barking made the book worth its weight in gold. We finally have peace back in our home. Thank you”                          Nancy Millman San Francisco CA      Never before has a dog training book like this been written. It is written from a dog owner’s perspective including my years of experience having had 25 to 30 dogs in my dog grooming store each day. The lessons I have learned I have passed on to you in an easy and simple to understand format. Following are a few of the many dog-training secrets you can put to work fast:      You even get two additional bonus sections included in: 1st Bonus Section:Grooming: More Than Looking Good      After all you will want your well-trained dog to look good won’t you? So in this bonus section of the book you learn: 2nd Bonus Section:Healthcare Guide for Your Dog No responsible dog owner should be without this bonus section. I don’t think anyone has ever had too much information on his or her dog’s health So Lets Just Recap What You Get So Far: In Addition To These Two Great Bonus Sections You Also Learn The Secrets, Tips And Tricks Of The Professional Dog Trainers!      You owe it to yourself to find out why this e-book has been such a hit with so many people. It is the information I wish I had years ago that would have saved me so much time, heartache and money.      Don’t let that happen to you. Know what you are getting into with dog ownership before the costly mistakes are made. One tip alone in the training section could have saved me so much unnecessary stress between me and my neighbours it could have paid for this book ten times over.      If this book doesn’t pay for itself in time saving, health saving, training or grooming in the first 90 days you own it just send it back no questions asked. We want you to be as happy with the information as we were putting it all together.      There’s no risk what so ever on your part. Let us take all the risk. How can we do that? Because we know from the response of all our other customers that you will be as delighted, happy and tickled pink as they are. We are that confident.      So don’t wait “Remember this, starting earlier will make it easier for both you and your dog.” Order Accelerated Dog Training Health and Grooming ” DOG OWNERs BOOT CAMP” Now      What are you waiting for? If you’ve always wanted to learn how to train your dog, or if you’re thinking about getting a new puppy, here’s the one system that can make your experience easier, more fun and more rewarding than you ever thought possible.      If you’re serious about training your puppy or dog in the fastest time possible, you owe it to yourself to get started the right way.  Click here to order now and start training your dog today! 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If there is a remote possibility that your style is so unique or different that not even this fill-in-the-blank system can help you – I’ll send you a 100% refund with no question asked.      However, you’ll never know until you try. And that’s why I’m giving you time to validate these secrets, tips and strategies – beyond any question – “Dog Owners Boot Camp” makes dog training simple. If it doesn’t, you’re not out a dime. I can’t possibly be any fairer. And if this isn’t enough for you already, you will also receive when you get your copy of These 6 Incredible Bonuses for Absolutely Free…When you order today! Bonus # 1: Fast Start ‘Dog Training Tips’ eBook      If you don’t have the time today to read the full eBook version just take the mini tips to get you started today. In this small eBook of dog training tips you will find many practical ways to train your dog. We want you and your dog to quickly succeed. Bonus # 2: ‘Dog Nutrition Secrets’ eBook      You won’t have to guess what to feed your dog to live a long and healthy life. In this in depth eBook good nutrition is covered in an easy and concise way. If you want to keep your dog healthy and I know you do, this is the eBook for you. Bonus # 3: ‘Disease & First Aid Secrets’ eBook      No dog owning household should be without this First Aid eBook. Not just the basics but also a lifesaver. An ounce of prevention always goes a long way. Bonus # 4: ‘Dog Grooming Secrets’ eBook      Keep your dog looking good. Dog grooming essentials that any homeowner can do with these easy to follow steps. This alone will save you the cost of the book on your dog’s first grooming. Bonus # 5: Quick Start ‘Dog Supplies Secrets’ eBook      Dog supplies essential for keeping your dog safe and healthy. Everything from leashes to even electronic dog training devices is covered. Bonus # 6: ‘Dog Show Secrets’ eBook      Your dog looks good, smells good and is well trained so the only thing left to do is to show him or her. You might just win the show with the tips and secrets you will learn in this eBook. This is for the dog owner who would like to show his or her dog in competitions. This how to eBook covers all aspects of showing your dog.      You are probably thinking how can I afford to give you so much information for such a low price? Well first off I want to get as many of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’eBooks out into the world so dog owners can start taking advantage of this life changing dog training system. Second this is possible due to electronic downloading but the price won’t stay this low for long so get yours now. P.P.P.S. – You also have 90 days to review this amazing material and try all of the strategies on Training, Grooming and Health. You can easily get a refund at anytime during those 30 days. 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Is your Dog driving you crazy? Are You ready for the Psych Ward?

“Discover Dog Training Secrets Tom Hanks Wished He’d had on “Turner & Hooch!”

     Finally! Dog Training Book Secrets Revealed: in my simple to use ‘take-you by-the-hand’ dog training system. The secrets that are nothing like anything previously used. This dog training ebook system is only available to dog owners who purchase through this website!

     You will see results immediately… even if you have never had a family dog before! If you have tried but failed to train “that darn dog”… THESE are the professional Secrets you want!

     The same strategies I used for years to handle dozens of ‘unruly’ dogs at a time in my dog grooming business, are revealed to you in this simple to use step-by-step system.

     Are you at the end of your rope with your dog’s insistence on grinding his snout into every guest that comes through the front door? Or do you have a new puppy that is not potty trained and just don’t know where to begin?

     If you are like the many dog owners I met every week in my dog grooming business, frustrated with a misbehaved dog, then you are certainly not unique. I know because I saw it every day. For example does your dog…

     Has this behaviour got you at the end of your rope? … And generally just driving you absolutely crazy?

It’s Not Your Fault But You Need Help and You Need It Fast!

     I’ve been there and I know what it feels like to have a misbehaved dog.

     Our family dog Luke was full of energy that just didn’t know what to do with himself when we brought him home as a young puppy. We didn’t want to go through the painful experience of a misbehaved puppy so we trained him to avoid all the pain and made owning a family dog the enjoyable experience that it is suppose to be.

     Available to you now in this cutting edge book are the same secrets I used day in and day out to manage sometimes as many as 25 to 30 dogs in my dog grooming store. My book is written in easy to understand everyday language to help people like you who came to my store day in and day out with dogs that just needed a little help in the training department.

     I had to write it because I saw so many unhappy dog owners who could simply turn it all around into a pleasant situation if they just had a few simple secrets. Most of my customers were amazed at just how easy it was to turn their dog from a nightmare to a “good dog!” It was my duty to share these secrets and strategies’ so you can start to enjoy a well-trained dog or puppy fast.

     Frankly I was amazed at the positive feedback and results my customers were getting when I first started sharing my training secrets. But I also know that your dog will even love you more for it.

     Thanks to the training secrets that I share in my book “Dog Owners Boot Camp” even first time dog owners are achieving miraculous success. You to will discover just how easy and fast it really is to have a well-trained dog as a pet.

     Owning this book will make your dog training confidence soar. Your Friends and neighbours may even come to you for advice. But wait . . . there’s even more!

     Thanks to this SUPER-SIMPLE Dog Training System made for “REGULAR PEOPLE” with little or no training experience, you’ll quickly discover that training your dog can be SIMPLE AND FUN.

Your friends might even start calling you”The Dog Guru” when they hear about your great success with your pet!!

     Frankly I’m not just saying this because it sounds good; I am just repeating what many happy owners have said after reading my book. Here is what one happy customer said after he started using my system:

“I was at the end of my leash with Max when I got your book. I was almost going to put him up for adoption but your training tips showed immediate results. Within 2 days Max was not jumping on guests anymore. My wife was amazed and it really has made a complete difference in our house”

Jim Ledbetter, Orlando, Florida

     And this is what another dog grooming storeowner wrote to me:

“Working with so many dogs at the same time such as you have can be a real challenge. You can easily lose your patience in a dog-grooming store so your information was a real saving grace. It has made my job so much easier and less stressful. Another great bonus for me is how much better I have been able to train my own dog Copper. It has made it easier when I get home each day to enjoy seeing Copper rather than just not wanting to see another dog. Thank you it really has made a big difference”

Julie Milne, Cleveland, Ohio

     Imagine…. what it would be like for you to open your front door and have your dog sit at your side, well behaved while you greet your guest. You are in control. Your dog obeys your every command. No, you are not dreaming in color… it’s easy to do!

     Imagine… Taking your dog for a walk… no more constant tugging at the leash and wanting to chase everything ‘Hooch’ sees. Can you imagine what it would not be like having a sore arm from trying to restrain your dog?

     When you ask him to heel… He does.

     When you ask him to stay he does… Every time!

     When you are walking with your dog in a park you don’t have to worry about him straining at his leash to see the other dogs because he will stay in your control awaiting your commands.

     Can you see yourself in that park, no more embarrassment, the envy of all other frustrated untrained dog owners? Because if you don’t… you will want to get your copy of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ and start right now!

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     How many people do you know that think training their dog is yelling louder each time they give a command? They think the dog is hard of hearing so they keep yelling the same command over and over again and expect different results. Is this not the definition of insanity?

     They give a command and when the dog doesn’t follow it they punish the dog. What does the dog think when you punish him after giving a command? The dog thinks they should never do what you are commanding. You see it all the time and some of us are even guilty of unintentionally doing it with out even realizing we do it.

     Our dogs get confused and rightfully so. They want to please us but just don’t know how to because of the mixed messages we send out. Your dog likes it when he can please you and this is why ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’ is making such an impact on dogs and their families everywhere. Dog training has to train the owner first and then the dog will be a willing happy servant giving unconditional love.

     A well-trained dog is just so much more fun for both you and your family. Your dog will be happier, healthier and love you more for it.

     Once your dog is well trained you will find that you involve him in the family events more often and this alone will mean more exercise and better health for your dog. You owe it to your family and your dog. In fact it’s the right thing to do.

     Bottom line is that a properly exercised and trained dog will bring you and your family more pleasure and for more years.

     The more exercise your dog gets means:

‘Less Poor Behaviour Problems and More Family Fun’

     Remember that training your dog is much easier and simpler than you think… When you know how!

     Here’s the ‘fun and easy’ way to train your dog and get results immediately:

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     Written in plain, easy-to-understand Step-by-Step instructions — this simple to use informative system shows you everything you need to know so you can immediately and easily start training your dog or puppy today.

     You’ll learn all you need to know, such as…   

     …All this and much more in the breakthrough e-book!

     …Find out why this will be the only book you’ll ever want or need!  Written in plain, easy-to-understand language, with no complicated instructions, this informative system shows you everything you need to know to easily understand how to best train and build a strong bond of trust between you and your family dog quickly and simply.

     ‘Don’t take my word just read what Renowned Personal Coach to veterinarians worldwide Dr. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. had to say in his foreword to this amazing book’

     It is rare, among the many books written annually on pet care, to find one that is both comprehensive and spoken from the heart. “Dog Owner Boot Camp” captures the essence of owning, caring, training and enjoying our beloved canine friends.

     As a veterinarian in practice for the past 14 years, I am exposed to numerous magazines and books on every subject related to owning dogs. “Dog Owner Boot Camp”, in a unique way, discusses the mutual commitment between humans and dogs as if written by a dog! Very wisely it examines humans’ behavior from a dog’s perspective; what dogs desire from their masters and why they sometimes push the limits.

     If dogs ever came with an operational manual, this book gets pretty close to being one. Packed with useful and insightful new information and ideas on being dog’s best friend, it covers the entire gamut of dogs’ life, their needs, desires, hopes and dreams. It covers both the mundane of the day-to-day life of dogs and their owners and the esoteric, new developments in holistic dog treatment. It rolls in the mud, it runs in a pack and it fraternizes with dogs. It seems to truly capture what drives dogs’ behavior and how to enjoy them to the fullest.

     It takes you through the steps of finding the right dog for you and for your family; is it going to be a purebred or a mutt from the animal shelter? It then takes you through the life stages of your dog and the intricacies of every stage. It then delves into the mysteries of dog behavior, how to curb undesirable traits and how to help your doggy friend develop new ones. Grooming, an important routine in dogs’ life, is exhaustive. You will understand exactly what is involved in grooming your dog, how to find the right groomer and how to avoid costly mistakes in dealing with them.

     Dogs, like people, have basic physical and mental needs. They, just like us, sometimes get sick. Understanding many of the potential ailments dogs are plagued by, can alleviate your friend’s suffering and at times save his/her life.

     The chapter on saying goodbye to your friend is very touching and heart warming. This chapter in our relationship with our dogs is always difficult to process. Yet your friend, as a last wish, would like for you to remember the many years of mutual giving; this memory will guarantee your friend will live forever.

     This book is a really top-dog companion to all dog owners and dog lovers. Having a great reference book like this one on your shelf is a great gift to give to your dog. Steve Kornfeld, D.V.M. Oakland, CA

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… Don’t even think about hiring a dog-trainer!

     You can do it yourself, simply, quickly and without stress. Dog trainers can be very expensive and from what I continually see is that unless the owner is trained the same poor behaviours return quickly. In fact, by the time you get finished with this easy breakthrough system, you’ll know more than most of the so-called “pros” out there — and your dog will be obeying you like you are the Pro!

“Just the one tip I learned on how to stop my dog from excessive barking made the book worth its weight in gold. We finally have peace back in our home. Thank you”                          Nancy Millman San Francisco CA

     Never before has a dog training book like this been written. It is written from a dog owner’s perspective including my years of experience having had 25 to 30 dogs in my dog grooming store each day. The lessons I have learned I have passed on to you in an easy and simple to understand format. Following are a few of the many dog-training secrets you can put to work fast:

     You even get two additional bonus sections included in:

1st Bonus Section:Grooming: More Than Looking Good

     After all you will want your well-trained dog to look good won’t you? So in this bonus section of the book you learn:

2nd Bonus Section:Healthcare Guide for Your Dog

No responsible dog owner should be without this bonus section. I don’t think anyone has ever had too much information on his or her dog’s health

So Lets Just Recap What You Get So Far:

In Addition To These Two Great Bonus Sections You Also Learn The Secrets, Tips And Tricks Of The Professional Dog Trainers!

     You owe it to yourself to find out why this e-book has been such a hit with so many people. It is the information I wish I had years ago that would have saved me so much time, heartache and money.

     Don’t let that happen to you. Know what you are getting into with dog ownership before the costly mistakes are made. One tip alone in the training section could have saved me so much unnecessary stress between me and my neighbours it could have paid for this book ten times over.

     If this book doesn’t pay for itself in time saving, health saving, training or grooming in the first 90 days you own it just send it back no questions asked. We want you to be as happy with the information as we were putting it all together.

     There’s no risk what so ever on your part. Let us take all the risk. How can we do that? Because we know from the response of all our other customers that you will be as delighted, happy and tickled pink as they are. We are that confident.

     So don’t wait “Remember this, starting earlier will make it easier for both you and your dog.”

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     What are you waiting for? If you’ve always wanted to learn how to train your dog, or if you’re thinking about getting a new puppy, here’s the one system that can make your experience easier, more fun and more rewarding than you ever thought possible.

     If you’re serious about training your puppy or dog in the fastest time possible, you owe it to yourself to get started the right way.  Click here to order now and start training your dog today! Order now and discover how much fun your life can be with a dog that obeys your every command!

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     I am so confident in the systems and strategies in my eBook and so sure you will be 100% satisfied that I offer a 90-Day Money Back Guarantee. Try “Dog Owners Boot Camp” and if you don’t see a REAL difference with very little effort as I have described in this letter, I’ll send you a 100% refund with no question asked.Why such a generous guarantee?      It’s my way assuring you that I know that the “Dog Owners Boot Camp” will change you and your dog’s lives forever, that’s why I am giving you this guarantee. The “Dog Owners Boot Camp” is so unique and amazing, it really works. If there is a remote possibility that your style is so unique or different that not even this fill-in-the-blank system can help you – I’ll send you a 100% refund with no question asked.

     However, you’ll never know until you try. And that’s why I’m giving you time to validate these secrets, tips and strategies – beyond any question – “Dog Owners Boot Camp” makes dog training simple. If it doesn’t, you’re not out a dime. I can’t possibly be any fairer.

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Bonus # 1: Fast Start ‘Dog Training Tips’ eBook

     If you don’t have the time today to read the full eBook version just take the mini tips to get you started today. In this small eBook of dog training tips you will find many practical ways to train your dog. We want you and your dog to quickly succeed.

Bonus # 2: ‘Dog Nutrition Secrets’ eBook

     You won’t have to guess what to feed your dog to live a long and healthy life. In this in depth eBook good nutrition is covered in an easy and concise way. If you want to keep your dog healthy and I know you do, this is the eBook for you.

Bonus # 3: ‘Disease & First Aid Secrets’ eBook

     No dog owning household should be without this First Aid eBook. Not just the basics but also a lifesaver. An ounce of prevention always goes a long way.

Bonus # 4: ‘Dog Grooming Secrets’ eBook

     Keep your dog looking good. Dog grooming essentials that any homeowner can do with these easy to follow steps. This alone will save you the cost of the book on your dog’s first grooming.

Bonus # 5: Quick Start ‘Dog Supplies Secrets’ eBook

     Dog supplies essential for keeping your dog safe and healthy. Everything from leashes to even electronic dog training devices is covered.

Bonus # 6: ‘Dog Show Secrets’ eBook

     Your dog looks good, smells good and is well trained so the only thing left to do is to show him or her. You might just win the show with the tips and secrets you will learn in this eBook. This is for the dog owner who would like to show his or her dog in competitions. This how to eBook covers all aspects of showing your dog.

     You are probably thinking how can I afford to give you so much information for such a low price? Well first off I want to get as many of ‘Dog Owners Boot Camp’eBooks out into the world so dog owners can start taking advantage of this life changing dog training system. Second this is possible due to electronic downloading but the price won’t stay this low for long so get yours now.

P.P.P.S. – You also have 90 days to review this amazing material and try all of the strategies on Training, Grooming and Health. You can easily get a refund at anytime during those 30 days. You take absolutely no risk.  And with dogs, the earlier you start the better.  So once again, I have to ask you: What are you waiting for?

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89 Incredibly Wonderful Movies You Need To Watch With Your Kids

Get some snacks and settle in for family movie night.

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1. Apollo 13 (1995)

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Imagine Entertainment

Lift off.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

2. Now and Then (1995)

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New Line Cinema

An A+ mother/daughter girl’s night option.

Rated: PG-13

Buy it here.

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3. A Little Princess (1995)

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Baltimore Pictures

Long before he directed Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón made this film based on Frances Hodgson Burnett’s classic book.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

4. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

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Walt Disney Pictures / Walden Media

Into the wardrobe you go.

Rated: PG

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5. Matilda (1996)

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Jersey Films

Read Roald Dahl’s Matilda to your kids and then compare it with this adaptation.

Rated: PG

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6. Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

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20th Century Fox

Another (suitably fantastic) Roald Dahl adaptation to watch.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

7. The Witches (1990)

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And one more movie based on a Roald Dahl book. This one is rather scary… but so is the book.

Rated: PG

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8. Pride & Prejudice (2005)

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Focus Features

To introduce your daughter (or son) to the wonderful world of costume dramas.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

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New Line Cinema

Join the fellowship.

Rated: PG-13

See where you can stream it here.

10. Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

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Walden Media / Walt Disney Pictures

The Hunger Games wasn’t the first book adaptation that Josh Hutcherson starred in.

Rated: PG

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11. The Sword in the Stone (1963)

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Walt Disney Productions

After it’s over you can discuss whether you’d rather be turned into a fish, squirrel, or bird.

Rated: G

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12. Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

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Jim Henson Productions / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

While The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) may be slightly better, it’s not really made for year-round viewing. Besides, this has Tim Curry!

Rated: G

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13. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

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Walt Disney Productions

Learn the most wonderful thing about Tiggers and how to play Pooh Sticks.

Rated: G

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14. Hugo (2011)

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Paramount Pictures

Martin Scorsese’s first movie for children.

Rated: PG

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15. Freaky Friday (1976)

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Walt Disney Productions

The Lindsay Lohan version is decent, but it just doesn’t beat the original (starring a young Jodie Foster).

Rated: G

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16. The Harry Potter Movies

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Warner Bros. Pictures

Of course you need to watch these. OF COURSE.

Rated: PG and PG-13

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17. Little Women (1994)

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Columbia Pictures

Sisterhood.

Rated: PG

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18. Coraline (2009)

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Focus Features

Not for the easily creeped-out.

Rated: PG

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19. The Princess Bride (1987)

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20th Century Fox

You haven’t shown this to your kids yet? Inconceivable!

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

20. Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

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Warner Bros.

Maurice Sendak approved.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

21. Holes (2003)

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Buena Vista Pictures

Just look at Shia. So young, so happy…. so uncontroversial.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

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22. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Head on down that yellow brick road.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

23. Mary Poppins (1964)

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Walt Disney Productions

If your children are older, you could pair this with Saving Mr. Banks (2013).

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

24. School of Rock (2003)

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Paramount Pictures

It’ll make you sad to think about all the lame xylophone playing you did during your own time in music class.

Rated: PG-13

See where you can stream it here.

25. The Muppets (2011)

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Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

The Muppets + ridiculously catchy tunes = a movie that will make you smile (a lot).

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

26. Labyrinth (1986)

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Tri-Star Pictures

It’s important to educate your child. Educate your child about David Bowie.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

27. Enchanted (2007)

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Walt Disney Pictures

The role Amy Adams was born to play.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

28. Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

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Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

It’s on dozens of movie lists for a reason.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

29. Annie (1982)

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Rastar

Don’t be surprised if your children start singing “It’s the Hard Knock Life” when you ask them to do their chores.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

30. Funny Face (1957)

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Paramount Pictures

Have a teenage (or “tween”) daughter who loves fashion? Watch this. A perfect introduction to Audrey Hepburn.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

31. Tangled (2010)

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Walt Disney Pictures

Because you’re so, so sick of Frozen (and this is just as good).

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

32. Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)

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Touchstone Pictures

La la la, la-la, la-la.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

33. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

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Paramount Pictures

There’s no way you can watch this movie and not want to visit the factory (even if it means falling into the chocolate river or getting chastised by an Oompa Loompa).

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

34. Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

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Walt Disney Productions

It’s wonderful… but long – play a board game as you watch to keep younger children from getting too antsy.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

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35. Ratatouille (2007)

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Walt Disney Studios / Pixar

It’s a shame that Ratatouille doesn’t get as much attention as some of the other Pixar movies: it’s as enjoyable to watch as that omelette would be to eat.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

36. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

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Walt Disney Pictures

Let your pets sit on the couch with you as you watch Sassy, Shadow, and Chance on their journey through the wilderness.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

37. Fly Away Home (1996)

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Columbia Pictures

A girl + her geese.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

38. The Lion King (1994)

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Walt Disney Pictures

Timon and Pumbaa think you should eat bugs while you watch the movie… Simba is skeptical.

Rated: G

Buy it here.

39. The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

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Walt Disney Pictures

The original The Rescuers is delightful, but there’s more adventure (and humor) in The Rescuers Down Under.

For more mouse fun, check out The Great Mouse Detective.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

40. Chicken Run (2000)

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DreamWorks Pictures

The family version of a prison escape movie.

Rated: G

See where you can see it here.

41. The Ugly Dachshund (1966)

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Walt Disney Productions

For dog lovers (it’s about a Great Dane who thinks he’s a dachshund).

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

42. Robin Hood (1973)

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Walt Disney Productions

The best adaptation of the legend of Robin Hood just so happens to feature him as a fox.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

43. Babe (1995)

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Universal Pictures

After you watch Babe, check out his friend (they would totally be friends) Wilbur in Charlotte’s Web.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

44. Finding Nemo (2003)

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Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studios

Start counting down the days until the sequel comes out.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

45. Turner & Hooch (1989)

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Buena Vista Pictures

The best buddy cop movie of all time.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

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46. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)

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Warner Brothers Pictures

A sweet movie that takes place during the Great Depression (and can easily be enjoyed by anyone – not just fans of the American Girl dolls).

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

47. A League of Their Own (1992)

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Columbia Pictures

To watch during baseball season.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

48. October Sky (1999)

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Universal Pictures

An “inspirational” movie that isn’t absurdly sappy (and stars a very young Jake Gyllenhaal).

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

49. Remember the Titans (2000)

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Buena Vista Pictures

For sports fans.

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

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BuzzFeed

50. The Toy Story movies (1995, 1999, 2010)

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Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studio

It’s impossible to choose a favorite.

Rated: G

See where you can stream them here.

51. My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

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Studio Ghibli

Who wouldn’t want a friend like Totoro?

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

52. Aladdin (1992)

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Walt Disney Pictures

Join him on a magic carpet ride.

Rated: G

Buy it here.

53. WALL-E (2008)

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Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studios

The most lovable robot in the history of cinema.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

54. Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

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Studio Ghibli

Too bad you can’t have Kiki deliver your movie night pizza.

Rated: G

See where you can stream it here.

55. ParaNorman (2012)

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Laika

A horror movie for kids (and a very good one).

Rated: PG

See where you can stream it here.

56. How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

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DreamWorks Animation

You’ll enjoy your trip to Berk no matter how old you are.

Rated: PG

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mallorymcinnis/movies-to-watch-with-your-kids

[mwheelerbooks]

Something to Celebrate?

“Titties, gentlemen?” 

 A disembodied masculine voice barks from the periphery of the crowded herd of tourists pressing forward on the northbound side of the South Las Vegas Boulevard walkway. Oddly the obscene comment doesn’t draw a single foul look or comment signifying offense. Well, I guess it’s not that odd; this is Sin City, right? In fact, amongst the male faction, several singular eyebrows rise in the name of curiosity.

Truth be told, the disembodied voice may have publicly proposed an obscene question, but for any heterosexual male, it’s an offer that cannot be dismissed out of hand and demands some level of consideration. I’m certainly not in the market for said offer, but even my initial reaction is to search for the source of the broadcast as to scrutinize this street merchant of mammary glands for any glimmer of reliability. I scan the crowd and a few steps later I hear a clap as if fingertips have just slapped a palm, followed by the sound of a deck of cards being riffle-shuffled, followed by a pause — long enough to mislead you to believe that the random racquet has been terminated — followed by another loud, sobering clap. 

Slap!

This chorus of disruptive sounds come from a short, round, brown-skinned woman standing directly in front of me. Her obstructive presence calls for an immediate halt of my forward progress.

Slap!

She slaps a stack of promotional card across another stack of cards in her left palm and exhorts, “Come get a free drink and lap — “Before she can finish the sentence, yet another disembodied voice surfaces from the crowd and then makes his presence known with a poke to my lateral right bicep with his own stack of cards. He says, “AVN Awards, buddy?” while shaking a stack of rebate cards to the upcoming award show.

With my hotel behind me — no turning back — a tightly packed crowd to my left and the two “porn slappers” to my north and east, in an annoyingly harmless manner of being cornered, I felt trapped. The solicitor’s eyes follow my lanyard from my neck to the attached ID badge dangling over my belly.

He recants, “Oh, you’re good. Right?” I say, “Not going. I’m not big on ceremonies.”

He offers me a puzzled look and disappears into the herd. I shake past my northern obstacle and stop at the next curb where my west-bound Uber awaits. The driver recognizes my press ID as well and inquires if I’ll be attending the award show. Again I give a somewhat short answer that illustrates my disdain for ceremony.

I then sit quietly for some time during the short drive before my compulsion to explain overwhelms my desire for a moment of introspection.

“It’s a convention mostly. The award show is the last day. I don’t plan on attending. I have never been a terribly ceremonious person. Honestly, I don’t understand them and they make me gravely uncomfortable. The idea of dressing in special outfits and acting in way that is inconsistent with everything we know as normal is unsettling to me. It’s like grown-ass adults playing make believe in front of other grown-ass adults who are encouraging the entire production. It feels like the twilight zone. It’s discomfiting to be a part of such activities and even more uneasy to watch. Ugh… The whole demand of the spectacle, you wear this and they will wear that. Stand here! At this time she will sing this. Walk here at this time! Start the music at this point!”

The driver giggles a bit and offers, “But I heard it’s quite the event.”

“An event of this type is generally overly scripted in an attempt to appear as if it flows freely and naturally, when in reality most ceremonies are an orchestrated circus performance of uncomfortable stops and starts and awkward transitions that leave the engaged observer and participants with anticipatory gut bubbles. The entire performance is nerve wracking for those wishing it goes well and those hoping they do well. All of this to mumbles of, ‘Oh, this is so beautiful’, ‘they’ve done a magnificent job’. While I am typically surprised no level-headed individual dares break the fourth wall to turn to someone and say, ‘This is ridiculous. Someone should stop this modern day minstrel show before the children who actually believe in make believe get offended.’”

We arrive at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino before I finish my dissertation on why ceremonies suck. I feel no need to continue for, without his knowledge of my conversation with the male street solicitor, in the rearview mirror I see the driver issue the exact same look of confusion as the porn slapper offered minutes earlier. I exit the Uber without furthering my protest.

The Hard Rock Casino, basically a modern-day Sodom or Gomorrah. The temporary home of the Earths’s scantily-clad exhibitionists, degenerates, perverts and sex workers. And those are just a few of the positives. The walk though the casino is a trip through the spectrum of human emotions. My route to the entrance of the convention carries me through pockets of tension, enthusiasm, elation and despair. But once I arrive at the entrance of the AVN, there is nothing but unencumbered delight and appreciation emitting from the faithful.

It’s like a euphoric oasis in the midst of a desert of faceless vessels of uncertain sentiment whose emotional liability is predicated on attaining financial gains against unfavorable odds. The convention’s atmosphere reeks of the Christmas Day feeling of grateful children and adoring parents. But this family is composed of individuals that hold love, not between mom and dad and son and daughter, but between grateful adult performers and their adoring fans. You see, like Christmas, the joy the convention brings can be felt just by witnessing the atmosphere of the celebration, yet its significance is much more than just the camaraderie and love held by the individuals who attend and participate in it.

It takes me a few turns around the convention before I truly grasp the meaning of what it is that I am attending. This is a pornography convention! Sex on camera! The apex of inappropriate. The pinnacle of taboo. And these perverts are on the loose. Half-naked doms and DP queens are out in force and pulling slots right alongside your blue-haired granny.

An industry, in some form or another, that has seductively danced along and across the periphery of legality and sacrilege since the dawn of man. To civilized society, it is either the faucet or the drain depending on who you ask, or at least depending on whether the setting you ask is in public or private. But here in this Biblical city from the book of Genesis, this blight on civilized society is celebrated without conscience. Celebrated by the performer. Celebrated by the viewer. Celebrated by the accessory manufacturer. Celebrated by the tech folk who make it all possible.

In the immortal words of Dave Chapelle, “It’s a celebration, bitches!”And nowhere, and at no time, can you find so many cheerleaders for recorded and live sex entertainment in one place. During these four days, in these halls, the cerebral real estate in the minds of industry workers and fans that questions why porn isn’t as socially acceptable as let’s say… violent movies expands outside of the individual’s own reality and grows to the size of three grand halls located in the Hard Rock Hotel. And once it has expanded and filled the halls with the imagination of infinite perverts, the final result is an undeniable shit-show carnival of sex.

This space is where the concept of the obscenity of pornography is no longer valid, and the industry is no more offensive than a Facebook post of a bikini-strewn bachelorette party posing seductively poolside at the Elara Hotel. Like the Facebook post, it happens, it’s real life, and someone just happened to record it and now folks are enjoying it.

Upon crossing the threshold to the first convention hall, the performers’ hall, I feel the vibe and the challenges to the socially-acceptable began instantly. My head snaps to attention as the announcer’s voice roars over the loudspeaker, “Come one, come all! Don’t be shy, ladies and gentleman. It’s all here for you! There is pussy here, in amounts that can’t be calculated due to the limits of modern arithmetic as we know it!”Like all conventions, the hall is split between small, large and mega booths; production company displays decorated with still images while barely-clothed entertainers sign photos in front of their likeness and webcam performers are involved in live shoots from their laptops. The uneven flow of unholy Xmas Day celebrators packs the hall and halts my progress. I am aggressively bumped by an obnoxiously-endowed woman, with an audacious makeup job, dressed in black stretch pants and no top other than black electrical tape X’s covering her areolas.

Oh yeah, and she’s pulling a leash at the other end of which is a woman wearing an authentic dog mask. So authentic, and so alive, you would think Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has just killed, skinned and fashioned a mask out of the facial skin of a French mastiff in the casino, then sold it to this ultra-breasted woman and her sub just before entry.

The weirdest thing about my feelings toward the ridiculous scene is that the woman on all fours sporting the Turner and Hooch mask doesn’t initiate my contemplation as much as the size of the dog owner’s breasts. My only thoughts are, “Damn, it’s amazing what bags of saline, makeup and complete disregard for what normal God-fearing humans consider taboo can create.But what do God-fearing people know anyway? We are all disillusioned.

Maybe this girl gets it. Maybe this busty young lady has decoded the Matrix. Shit, she’s the one with an awe-inspiring physique and the smarts to have a dog that can clean up its own mess and double as a designated driver/babysitter/errand runner if she is ever in a tough spot. Yeah, she gets it. Down with the disillusioned!Maybe I’ve lived too long or seen too much, but the human on a leash doesn’t even move me to thought until after the fact. I cast my mind back to the disembodied voice soliciting “TITTIES,” and I guess the answer is, “Yes.”I moved though the entertainer’s hall to tech hall then to the accessory hall. The accessory hall was of note due to cutting edge equipment of debauchery on display. Everything from squid tentacled dildos to a motorized female perineum. The female grundle is particularly impressive. It undulates and has an internal peristalsis directed at using vacuum suction to draw out the masculine products of meiosis. Genius. One has to think if the engineers who designed this machine were ever set to purpose in the name of water purification, northern Africa would have so much excess potable water countries currently under critical water stress could start franchising Aquatica water parks across the Sahara.

I must have walked that convention front to back a hundred times and each time I’m as amazed as I was on my first walk through, not by some perceived overload of indecency but by the good-natured feel that the fraternity fills the place with. The contiguous thread through each hall is the talent and the fans. At every turn, there is a barter exchange of goodwill from grateful fans for the genuine appreciation from welcoming performers. This symbiotic relationship is consistent from hall to hall and day to day.Celebrities, the handicapped, tech geeks, midgets and their adult entertainment icons all together celebrating their holy holiday with true appreciation for each other.After a long few days, I sit at the center bar of the Hard Rock, just outside of the convention halls. Strips of vertical hanging light fixtures on the ceiling of the center bar encircle the inner periphery of the counter. And although in reality, the lights pulsate from the top to bottom of the fixture, in their reflection on the bar top video slot screen they virtually radiate from its top to deep inside, racing to some sort of infinity that exists deep within the flat screen, beyond sight. It’s enough to put you into a trance. I sit at the bar, allowing my mind to wander to within myself, eons away from the organized mayhem of the AVN Convention.

I begin to think of my aversion to ceremonies. I begin to think how I have a high school diploma and three degrees and I have only attended one graduation ceremony. I begin to think of how I avoid weddings, quinceaneras, bar and bat mitzvahs like the plague. Again I question the celebration of things that came to us without effort (birthdays and turning some age), things we accomplish without choice (try living in this country and graduating high school and some type of college), things that society demands or expects (weddings or accomplishment awards). Everyone who lives ages, everyone who wants to provide for themselves or their family pursues some level of education, anyone one born on Earth is expected to marry and every industry has to have an employee who performs relatively better than other employees despite the level of performance of the said employee. But year in and year out, we celebrate pedestrian accomplishments.But imagine you were part of a multi-billion dollar industry, you loved what you did, and you were good at it, but the discipline you have chosen to excel in is subjectively deemed to be lacking morality, substance, talent or social acceptance. Think about if you were truly one of the best at what you do but you could never sashay into career day with your admiring child, your mother could never casually brag about her child to friends and family and your religious leader or the political party you support could never publicly support you. If from day one of your existence, everything taught to you and the people around you was directed at you resisting the execution of something you loved and excelled at? Where would you go for your recognition but to the people who recognize and accept you for what you do and who you are?It is for these people, it is for this struggle, and it is for these reasons, that the adult entertainment industry deserves its ceremony and it is for this reason I will attend.

M.Wheeler

Also by M. Wheeler Books: The Preceded by Chaos Story follows Mitchell, a young Emergency Medicine Doctor from Volume 0 to the plus volumes, as he and his views of the world around him change; as well as, following him retrograde in time through the minus volumes as the reader explores the chaos that cultivated the need for Mitchell to transform into something better…

[perceptivehands]

#they have to re-name the entire show!#like i’m not even at ‘we can’t have nice things’ about it i’m still at my first reaction which is lol#‘ok so the show will be better than ever but just quickly we have to rename ‘pinky and the brain’ just ‘the brain’ i guess#‘​turner and hooch’ is now just ‘turner’ and there’s no dog now he’s just some guy but i’m sure i’ll be fine’#‘lois and clark’ is being re-branded as ‘clark kent: reporter!’ but this in no way changes the show!’#i mean before you get into the way they promoted this show as firmly in the paperback romance genre - i’m still stuck on it:#they have to RE-NAME the entire SHOWWWW#i guess that tweet that was like answering fundraising with ‘how much to ensure miss scarlet and the duke bang it out friend’#didn’t raise enough to keep martin on staff loooool (x)

Well this is embarrassing. For everyone.