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FLAT FUCK FAMILY PILE!!!
This... is literally the first raph doodle I've ever finished. Love the big goober but omg he is a challenge to draw for me.
#flat fuck friday#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#freaking love drawing these goobers#fuck yes Imma try to do a year of flat fuck fridays
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Good and Evil wrestling, with Evil triumphing
bit different from my latest work but something in me told me i needed to draw this
#just as an fyi#crowley named the statue when he had it made for his flat#in reality this is aziraphale letting him win back at the great war cause he knew it'd make him happy#and also cause he lowkey likes it#re: s1 wall slam thank u for coming to my ted talk#also they r in love and crowley commissioned a freaking STATUE OF THEM from an artist to display in his flat for eternity#she's whipped ur honor#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#aziracrow#aziraphale and crowley#crowley#go2#aziraphale#go2 fanart#my gomens art#my art#azfellschild
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Your Arthur art of him thinking a TV is a magic mirror makes me think that he would have freaked tf out the first time he heard a phone ring.
"MERLIN! WHERE IS THAT ACCURSED NOISE COMING FROM!?" lmao
Old timey peoples reacting to modern tech is obvious, what I'm always more curious about is old timey people reacting to modern music for example, or a supermarket (this just in: medieval man faints in a Walmart)
I love Arthur and Merlin, I shall never get over them. Love <3 your art, it is most wonderful
Coming soon: Arthur in a grocery store
#OLD TIMEY PEOPLE FREAKING OUT OVER MODERN THINGS IS JUST SO IMPORTANT TO ME#I can’t explain it it scratches an itch in my brain#I can imagine that sword has done a lot of damage to Merlin’s flat#my art#ask#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#merthur
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Maki <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#maki zenin#I’m so obsessed with this flat brush lately ahhhhhhh#it’s so freaking cool……
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mfw im trying to explain to my coworker that having a paranoia induced breakdown is actually the most sane thing i can do rn given the situations i be in
bonus:
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jarchivist#martin blackwood#jonmartin#heartscribbles#yes this is a redraw of the pepe silvia img i hope thats obvious#NO IGNITION SOURCES IN THE ARCHIVES! (promptly sticks a lit cigarette and the web lighter in his bun for safekeeping)#s2 jon is so hellish to relisten to but hes also the funniest freak alive#''supplemental. i broke into gertrudes flat'' you WHAT.#he really does put the 'mental' in 'supplemental'....#martin better than me i woild just stone this guy to death. (joke)
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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1-800-F R E A K
ferengi are like little bat beasts in my mind,,,
#star trek#ds9#star trek ds9#quark#star trek quark#star trek fanart#my art#i cant color for shit dawg :/#i want my colors to be as dynamic as my drawing but it lookz so flat </3#anyway heres original freak bob of all time
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chapter 167 page 11
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Horotmu-Pavam of Solēsne was a Southern Throne born of the union of Unbodied Horotmu of Solēsne and Headless Pavam of Hatab, and was one of the most famous Solēsne Throne, much to the despair of House Solēsne. They are known best for their failure to synchronize, and the resultant death of a House Venvin scion at their hands, or rather teeth. Horotmu-Pavam has become a character of academic interest, a case study on the art of matching Headless and Unbodied, and a dramatic illustration of the consequences should a pair be ill-considered.
#This was going to have a longer caption but it became like... a summary for a short story.#It ended up 3 pages long and it's not even finished..#I'm in a weird place at this moment where i want to write but don't feel especially inspired so it's all coming out very flat#even if the contents are what i want to convey.#I'll share more about these freaks later when I can#Also the clothing here came out vaguely Byzantine and it wasn't necessarily intentional but If that's the direction things go I'm not#going to resist it#Thrones#Jar of Mice#Horotmu-Pavam
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"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...
#rimi talks#sorry i was just thinking about that wfa ep that dunked so hard on superman for no reason again#like its soooo funny theyre all like its so easy to take superman down!!!!#in the SAME SEASON as they are all being mega freaked out about THE JOKER#WHO IS JUST SOME STUPID EDGY GUY#you know who could defeat the joker literally in 30 seconds flat (and 30 seconds is being mighty generous to the joker)? its superman#like the point of the bats in crossover narratives with supers/wonders/flashes/etc is Not to be the most capable physical fighters#theyre the sneaky guys who help with recon and strategy or whatever like bffr#WONDER WOMAN struggles to take superman down in a 1v1 fight.#BATMAN? do not make me laugh#and thats not a bad thing!! thats just not their narrative purpose and thats fine!!!#but like IN CANON bats struggle in fights against characters like shrike or ra's al ghul or blockbuster.#be serious do you actually think these guys are on par with superman.
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get sif'd
#this goes on the art blog. i sculpted this flat headed little freak and it's everyones problem now.#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#piou piou.#was gonna paint some shadows in gray but i do not feel like it rn#this is polymer clay and acrylic paint and a pen for his stupid eyes. they were baked in an oven. it was enriching#i actually finished this like almost a month ago but i just put off drawing their face for so long bc i was gonna mess it up#and i did. so i had to paint over it like twice
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wonderlust stuff :]
#jrwi fanart#jrwi wonderlust#jrwi wonderlust spoilers#jrwi spoilers#<- hopefully i’ll remember to take those tags off later but for now it dropped yesterday so still spoiler territory prolly#three episodes in is usually when i start properly doodling for these so i’m right on schedule lmao#i think three or four episodes in was about when i started fixating on the suckening#might upload another version of the colored later! it’s just flats rn obviously but i need to color my shit more so hopefully i’ll finish#that one later :)#the 🤨🤨 is me projecting cause they did Not Notice but to be fair he says bullshit all the time so i wouldn’t either lol#but i was like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 *vine boom* PAUSE#i love how they were making fun of how chat freaks out every time anything can be remotely considered sus but i know that means chat is#about to do it even more now lol#also real troy drawings this time lol not a fucked up hand drawn joke sprite
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iceman + his concern for maverick post-hop 31
#icemav#top gun edit#ice is a FASCINATING one to watch post-hop 31 imo because while yes‚ obviously‚ the focus is on maverick and his grief and devastation#ice is there the whole time in the background‚ watching. and he's visibly disturbed by what he's seeing. because yeah -#he and mav had a rivalry going and yeah he called maverick dangerous and reckless to his face and he stands by that - he does.#but the problem is that this time - this one fluke freak accident of a time - it wasn't maverick's fault at all.#an unrecoverable flat spin brought on by a compressor stall from ice's jetwash isn't something that maverick could've outflown#by sticking to textbook maneuvers. it was just shit luck and shitty circumstances aligning to create a tragic mishap.#but now - now ice can see the way maverick is unraveling in the aftermath#and i'd bet that on some level it terrifies him to see that.#he's used to seeing maverick with all that brash cocky confidence with the moves to back it up.#he's maybe even had a bit of fun jockeying against that. not that he'd admit that out loud. (yet)#but maverick's spiraling now - a hollowed out shell of his former self - leaking grief and self-doubt and despair everywhere he goes#and it actually hurts to look at for ice‚ seeing maverick like this. seeing how much maverick really REALLY fucking cared under that facade#and wondering if maverick is finally taking the stuff ice said to him to heart‚ but applying it all wrong.#so he watches maverick and eventually that concern builds to a point where he tries to offer an olive branch in the locker room#you can SEE how carefully he gathers himself - how much he's holding back - he doesn't want to say the wrong thing to maverick NOW#he doesn't want to make this worse than it already is. so it comes out stilted. it's earnest - but restrained. he can't find his footing.#he doesn't know where he and maverick stand now but he's sorry - that goose is gone‚ that maverick's going through this‚#that he doesn't know how to help or what to say‚ and - crucially - for his own part in this.#but he wants mav to stick around and push through this. even though he's dangerous. even though he's reckless. ice wants him to beat this.#so when maverick shows up to graduation‚ ice is encouraged. and he's a little warmer. maverick really might pull through.#but then‚ all too soon‚ it's ice's life on the line in maverick's hands. and it scares the shit out of him because maverick's not ready#and now ice - and slider - are going to have to pay the price for that.#and then‚ against all odds‚ maverick pushes through. he comes back for them. he comes back for ice.#and after that...well.#after that‚ ice does know what to say: a vow.#my amvs#linds original
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Ok this was supposed to be a MUCH simpler flat fuck friday but... I kinda got a little carried away and I am so glad I did!
#flat fuck friday#rottmnt#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt shelldon#REALLY pushed to try something inspired from the show for the background#Could keep going#Happy where it's at though#freaking LOVE these turtles
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ok im going to bed bc its late as hell here but i wanted to doodle parkciv finally
#here in artist civilization#parkour civilization#parkciv#little details in this i like are the shading differences in evbo and seawatt#seawatts shading is how everyone looks but after becoming god i like to think evbo like. just has flat almost cel shading#like hes insanely out of place. and his shading does NOT react to whatever lighting hes in. and he looks soo weird bc of it#evbos eyes go from green to tinted with the netherite purple :) based on a fic i read :) i thought it was neat :)#his stupid idiot protag ahoge turns into a weird halo thing.. uhm what else#oh yeah seawatt has a clock stuck on the back of his neck.. think like uhmm the idea that moles are where you died in a past life#but its LITERALLY a mark of how you died. like it can be anywhere on the body but its a mark of how you died. so seawatt has a clock bc#you know. The Race.#SPEAKING OF SEAWATT DETAILS post-revival he has like. no eye colour. its blank#his eyes are still clearly defined but its still Nothing There#if he was the first to be revived itd freak people out but i imagine evbo was dragging his feet when it came to seawatt#parkciv evbo is a hater at his core what can i say. well to me he is#ok done yapping my cat demands i get off my pc and sleep so she can yell in my face
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Happy flat fuck fri- I MEAN FAKEMAN FRIDAY!!!
Excuse my horrific grammar if there is any, I've been lackin lately :(
#rayman#rayman fanart#captain laserhawk#i mean...it's technically captain lazerhawk#traditional drawing#oh yeahhhh it's fakeman fridayyyy!!!#its also flat fuck friday#this is what i get for bein a multi-fandom freak....sigh#im back on that grind guys !!!
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